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#don't you just wanna go apeshit?
reddstardust · 1 year
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John vs Yellow :)))
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hylialeia · 2 years
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hold on that interview with Emily Carey where she mentions that part of Alicent's feelings of betrayal stem from her having a crush on Criston is actually an amazing addition. imagine you're a repressed lesbian living in a fantasy medieval dragon world who doesn't even know what a lesbian is so you channel the sudden awakening of romantic and sexual attraction into comphet towards a basic white knight while ignoring your powerful attachment to your best friend whose dad you were forced to marry by your controlling father. and then the bestie who you already lowkey resent for having freedom and reaping the benefits of your fantasy setting while you can't goes and sleeps with your comphet white knight. on top of it all you're also catholic
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sweetfirebird · 6 months
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Yesterday, I was so bitter and defeated and tired after being forgotten/ignored yet again professionally (audiobook narrator straight up forgot me) and then seeing a lot of smaller authors I've followed for a while bonding and chatting and supporting each other. And I was like, why do I follow them and rt or like or reblog their posts etc and meanwhile I'm that author some other authors will only speak to anonymously, like I have weird cooties or something and can't be associated with in public, and am somehow always out of the networking loop or the last to hear about a con or a charity thing. I used to think that was just because I was so small beans (which I am, don't get me wrong) but it's starting to feel a little deliberate now. So I was like, fuck this. I understand the bigger names ignoring me (or just not knowing who I am. Why would they?) but the smaller ones who go on and on and on in their posts about supporting the indies? I am tired of it and I'm not going out of my way to be nice anymore!
.... and then like immediately went out of my way to share something from an indie creator I don't even know and then also shared something nice with another indie writer. I couldn't help myself.
Truly, living my most Ouiser Boudreaux life sometimes.
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aitu · 1 year
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polly needs and deserves to freak the fuck out a little more than she does. wish her luck this coming session.
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coffeenonsense · 2 years
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lucienne kept the dreaming standing through sheer willpower for a century only for morpheus to return and pretty much IMMEDIATELY get into a fight with lucifer fucking morningstar over what amounts to his favorite hat i think the poor librarian gets to go a little feral. As a treat.
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exilethegame · 1 year
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I'm writing it. I'm writing the scene. THE scene. The scene I have been waiting for for so, so long...
It is time. :)
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luonnonvalinnat · 5 months
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essektheylyss · 1 year
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I do in fact hope that Chetney takes out that dispel magic function because Wildmother I crave violence Ludinus Da'leth getting eaten by a motherfucking blue dragon
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lovebotomy · 3 months
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I cant explain how much this scene gives me chills. genuinely the hottest thing bbc merlin was allowed to air there's something about merlin dropping the incompetent act and putting on "the game is on" look. same with earlier telling morgana to kill him in the crypt and in servant of 2 masters telling morgana to let arthur know of his accomplishments. and she goes right back at him. room full of people but noone besides them knows the intensity of the stare
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wilcze-kudly · 3 months
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One day i need Bolin to fucking snap.
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mishkakagehishka · 22 days
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Sick of my work. Thinking ab kuroshitsuji again.
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my favourite thing about Too Sweet (aside the fact that hozier is still deeply reverent towards women even in this song specifically about the type of women he doesn't personally like) is that it reads a little like an invitation, kinda like those posts people make like 'I don't think muscular women are attractive, definitely don't flood me with pics of muscular women to prove me wrong' - he's like whoops dropped my song about what it means to be seen as a 'good girl' or a 'bad boy' and how gender expectations play into this dynamic, I sure hope no talented women with thoughts about the madonna-whore dichotomy make art responding to it
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itsyagurlchip · 12 days
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٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭  ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰Hell ofa Ride٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭  ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰
✰⋆⁺ warnings: crack(!) I'm mean full on (!) moxxie's pov(!) cussing(!) like some real vulgar things(!) singing(!) reader is aro/ace coded if u squint(!) Moxie being a theater kid(!) guns(!) blood(!) y/n is being used (😱)(!) gore(!) I probably gotta go to church after this-(!)
✰⋆⁺Maybe I just want to loose my mind, or possibly vent. Arentcha tired of bein nice? dontcha just wanna go apeshit?
✰⋆⁺ You may have been afraid before, but you aren't anymore. LETS FUCK SHIT UP!!! I wonder what caused you to snap? Better yet, how do we put you back together? hell if I know 🤷🏾‍♀️.
On the news Katie Killjoy announced:
"Welcome back to the news!!"
"Yes- and here we are! My name is-" Tom suddenly got pushed out of his seat.
"No one gives a shit you pussyfart!!" Katie lashed out, with her arm stretched out to Tom's direction.
"On this cockblocked day we have the weakest shit you can find! Nothing more than a shooting at Straight Pride Square!!" (I wonder who the hell named that) "Take a look!" she said, as the camera zoomed in on reader and Blitzø shooting up a candy store, stealing a many treats as they could.
The camera zoomed even more on (Y/N)'s face to show how hard they were laughing. The TV turned off.
"Oh dear! What's going on with them? They're usually so kept together- and, you know, peaceful! dare I say shy!" Millie had walked in the room, bringing a cup to her lips as her brows furrowed in concern.
"Id blame the boss" Moxxie says, "I'll be back honey" He sighed as he stood up and walked to the door.
"Love you Mox! Don't die ❤️" Millie cheered!
"actually do it fatty" Loona demanded.
And he was off! into Imp city he goes! Adventurous as he was, Moxxie did have to admit he was feeling some fear,
'but not onto the brink of cowardice!', Moxxie recited in his head. His finger erected (hehe) into the air as he thought to himself,
"I gotta keep moving!" The thought of finding his shy friend filled him with determination. Moxxie marched on forward, head up and feet dodging and sidestepping nasty liquids!
The walk was getting a bit boring- so why not sing a little improv?
I save dick by giving it cpr~
let's watch-
HOLY SHIT! A car zoomed past him at Max speed! phew! that was close...-!
*POW POW POW*
Dear Satan? is that-!?
*more gun sounds*
Unholy cow, it is!!!
"(Y/N)???!?!"
The demon was on a shooting spree, gunning left and right everywhere they could.
"Oh, hey Pussy 😁👋" They replied back, swinging the machine gun around. Moxxie brought his hands up immediately.
"T-thats n-not my-" *GUH GUH GUH GUH (please pretend these are gunshots) * "-name.." The imp cowered out.
"Don't give a fuck🙄. Anyways- look at what Blitzø taught me 🤪" (Y/N) said as they brought the bazooka to the sky, spinning in a circle as she kills off atleast 30 flying creatures.
"um- (Y/N)? w-we should probablygobacktotheofficebeforesomethingbad-"
*BOW BOW BOW*
The new gun they had sent powerful sounds, as well as blows, to anyone in a mile radius. Their hair flew back as the impact from the gun expelled as much air as the reader pleased.
"Uhhhh- yea, imma go-"
"OH NO YOU DOING YOU MAN WHORE! COME AND GET SOME ACTION!!!" Blitzø suddenly arrived, throwing a few shotguns at the poor man. *BANG BANG BANG*
"YEA 🤩 GET IN ON THIS ACTION 😝😝(PAUSE)" The reader added on, getting a double homicide as a couple died by their will.
"yo ass fat gurl! lemme get a piece" someone in the background, who definitely doesn't matter, slid unattractively. Man, where did he come from?.
It didn't really matter, they were gonna die anyway. You then mumbled to yourself in irritation, noticing you missed a shot to that cannibalistic grandma you hate.
"Damn hag...Also- to whoever said that, your mom's a hoe 😌" They said, instantly piercing a bullet into the exact person who said that. His body fell from a roof with a splat, with some of the blood landing on Mox's face.
so that's where he was hiding. huh.
"YEAH, THATS THE SPIRIT (Y/N)!!!" Blitzo yelled as he strategically headshot 10 people in a row. He threw a few more bags of ammo at you, to which you caught, as he cackled and crankled at the chaos surrounding this part of the city.
"so, why are we killing people? I mean- we weren't payed for it, so-" *POW* Moxie just barely missed the opportunity to duck as a thick bullet slightly grazed his striped horns.
"SAY SOMETHING ELSE MOX POX 😡😡I DARE YOU 🥸🫵 SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOU GONNA SEE A NEW LIGHT, AND YO WIFE IS GONNA SEE A NEW SPOUSE 😏😼😼" You shouted, pointing your weapon at him and thrusting your hips at the air.
"But I thought you were-!?" A gun from the background aggressively clicks. "I- ok..." Moxie fearfully replied, getting the dirty work done before he lost the love of his life as well as his own.
bullets pierced the air, as well as bodies, into the red sky, and onto the deep red ground. no one was safe from the reader's wrath. which is ironic because they're in the pride ring.
A few hours later, the 2 imps and the demon finally started their treck on home. that is if you can count shaking in a petrified way while being carried by your boss as walking.
Moxie started to theorize on why you had such a change in behavior, especially one like this! Did you have stinkmeaner's essence within you? were you perhaps a relative of the hateful spirit??? Have you unlocked something truly destructive to this hell???
And somehow you figured out how to speak with emojis? What the hell!!? That's a theory for another day.
Because that's just a theory. He couldn't prove anything even if he wanted to- Heck, Lucifer himself wouldn't even believe his words!
Man, it was a helluva ride. A ride Moxie never wanted to go on again.
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bruciemilf · 2 years
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Donna: Says something mean to Steven
Jake, fighting the urge to go feral:
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shaydradraws · 1 year
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i’ve accepted that i’ll never finish these so here, have some ittosara doodles with sara as a bird monster. accompanied by a monsterfucking fic here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45926167
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shesnake · 1 year
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anyways. back to rewatching true blood
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