#dont ask about the selfship good night

[auphelia]

Taken care of - Cyno

Warnings n tags: f!reader, bad pun, academics, biologist!reader, amurta!reader, dendro vision!reader, fluff, pure cute, first fic ever, not proofread, selfship coded, dont think readers appearance is specified except for being ‘soft’ and in worse physical condition than Cyno

Note: I just needed this out of my system, it is the first time I’ve ever written a fic, so if you actually read it, please expect nothing! Also, minors DNI

Word count: 1200

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It was your first time venturing further into the desert than Aaru village, and you had honestly been dreading this trip ever since it became clear that you would have to go on it. The scorching heat almost made you wish that you could've either kept your big mouth shut or at the very least swallowed your pride. All you had wanted was to pick a poorly understood subject for your thesis, being an Amurta student, you'd practically had your ears cried full of withering zones and the different families of fungi. And you'd had enough of that, not wanting to spend your entire life studying some obscure detail just for your research to be 'new'. So you'd pitched an idea to your supervisor, you wanted to investigate what effect proximity to an oasis had on the evolutionary path of scarabs. After some bickering back and forth, they had agreed to let you pursue this, but under the condition that you were willing to change subject if you'd made no substantial progress within two months. It had now been one month and the only discovery you'd made was, that the litterature on scarabs, or anything from the desert, was sparse at best. And that's how you ended here, boots full of sand, dry skin, probably a good sunburn, and more than a little bitter. But samples wouldn't collect themselves! Luckily, your protective boyfriend had offered to escort you, not liking the thought of anyone else being responsible for your safety. Of course, as soon as the rumor that the General Mahamatra was taking leave to escort a student around the desert started spreading, you were met with more than a little malice from your peers.

The first morning you woke to an unfamiliar sight, what appeared to be an Eremite standing with their back towards you, Cyno's jackal helmet laying discarded in the sand. "What did you do to the white haired man? Speak, or I will set you ablaze!" "A single night, and already my precious flower has turned into a cactus" As always, Cyno's voice was even, but you had known him far too long to not notice the subtle hint of amusement in his tone. When he turned to face your, the satisfied smirk he wore only fueled your annoyance at his antics. "And what would you have done if I had not bothered asking but simply attacked?" "My flower, you have a dendro vision, explain to me how you plan on setting me ablaze? Besides, I do feel confident in my ability to dodge a sleepy student in uneven terrain." He winked at you while motioning at the sand between where you were sitting and where he stood. "Fine. Just warn me before you pull such a tasteless prank again" "This? No.. I.. I mean... I heard what they were saying behind your back. This way, you can say that your escort was just another mercenary." You noticed a light dusting of pink reach his cheeks, and with that all your irritation dissipated.

The second day went smoothly, Cyno surprisingly being able to guide you to many groupings of scarabs, sheepishly explaining that he had always found them fascinating.

By the third day, you were both tired. Cyno kept insisting that he would keep watch for most of the night so that you could be well rested for your fieldwork. He was undoubtedly hiding it better than you, but the slight drag of his feet as you walked towards the next observation spot gave him away. That and how he had been cursing at his hair for getting in his eyes all morning. You couldn't help but giggle at the memory of the oh-so-dignified General Mahamatra fumbling about in the morning sun, swatting at his hair while threatening to cut it off unless it behaved. He had undoubtedly thought you asleep. "If you have breath to spare on laughing, we should be going faster" his voice sounded like he had been inhaling sand instead of air. You couldn't help the whine that left your lips at the thought of your already tired legs picking up the pace. "Cynoooo, I'm just a feeble scholar, I wasn't made for field work". This statement caused him to stop dead in his tracks and turn around with a wicked grin. "Really? Because in my experience -" You cut him off by slapping a hand over his mouth, already knowing his next words, feeling how dry his lips had become from the desert air. Looking into his eyes, his exhaustion became increasingly clear to you. He'd been working himself half to death before going with you, and this clearly wasn't the break you had hoped it would be for him. "We are stopping at the next oasis we reach. Research be damned, I need a rest"

You plopped down with your back against a palm, closing your eyes and relishing in the shade the overhanging leaves provided. As you opened your eyes, a deep frown settled on your lips, there your idiot was, standing guard in the sun. Gently pressing a hand to the trunk behind you, you decided to not give him the opportunity of refusing a rest. The roots sprung to life and crept towards your beloved General. In one fell swoop they wrapped around his ankles and pulled, causing him to fall to the ground. He merely let out an exasperated groan and did his best to flip onto his back to avoid getting a mouthful of sand. As he came to rest with his head in your lap the roots gently untangled themselves from his golden skin and disappeared back into the sandy ground. You wasted no time gaining access to his white mane of hair as you started gently scratching at his scalp. Cyno almost purred at the action, letting his eyes remain closed, it was almost obscene to watch as his face contorted until a peaceful expression finally settled in his features. "You are a wicked, wicked woman" he couldn't fight the smile on his lips even as he tried to sound stern. Your only response was a soft kiss to his cheek, only serving to have him melt further into your soft form. "If anyone sneaks up on us I am blaming you" this time his tone was more serious, but with the sleepy expression on his face you only rolled your eyes at him and mumbled a quick apology. "Worry not General, I'll keep watch while you rest" as you gave him a final pat on the head, you moved to get up, only to be met with Cyno holding you down with an impressive amount of strength given his state. A hand snaked up your body and closed around one of your breasts, giving it a gentle squeeze. "Don't go, it seems we have plenty of securi-titty" You plopped back down in utter shock, remaining completely quiet. "Ahem. You see, I took the words security and ti-" You cut him off with a loud snort followed by laughter. "It seems you will be to blame if we are ambushed General" Your amused tone made his ears take on a reddish tint. Cyno looked up at you with eyes full of adoration. "For this, I am willing to take the chance of being caught unaware" He grabbed your hips and pulled until you were laying next to eachother. After a little while in silence Cyno's breathing evened out and you smiled to yourself in satisfaction.

#cyno x reader #genshin impact #genshin x reader #cyno x you #puns #bad pun #fanfic #holy fuck im scared to post this #but oh well #i dont feel like having it exist in my notes only #also the format is probably garbage #please be nice #send me an ask if im missing a warning #also minors stay away #auphelia writes stuff now

[emmies-agere]

omg i just saw your mari caregiver headcanons and those were super cute andd now i wanna request ones for sunny please... sunny is my caregiver when i age regress! you dont hve to do this if you're uncomfortable with it! (because i also selfship with him)have a nice day❤️❤️sorry if this was rude in any way!

hello! i’m so happy you liked my mari headcanons :0 i can definitely do that for you! i love omori so i’m always glad to write for it. i hope you like it, it was super fun to write hehe <3 have a wonderful day!

caregiver sunny headcanons!

•sunny is a very calm caregiver, firm when he needs to be but gentle with you overall. he’s always careful with you and makes sure that you’re alright!

•he does minor things that make you feel more small, like maybe ushering you away from a hot stove, or helping you tie your shoes. he doesn’t always mean to do them, but it makes you feel a lot more comfy in your regression!

•sunny’s go-to name for you is usually kiddo, dear, or bud. he’s not one for many pet names, but he does use them!

•he’s supportive of what you love to do when regressed, also! if you’re an artist, he’d gladly read anything you wrote and praise your drawings. he’ll ask all about your stuffed animals and your favorite toys. one thing about him is that he would always listen to you, never once ignoring/brushing you off.

•once in a while, he’ll propose to do something you aren’t usually supposed to do. for example, maybe you two would paint on the walls! or perhaps you could have just a liiittle more candy before you went to sleep...

•sunny notices things that you like. if you lingered on a specific stuffed animal for a bit too long, or if you gasped when you saw something that piqued your interest while passing a bakery... let’s just say you’ve got exactly what you wanted!

•he doesn’t mean to spoil you, he just thinks a few dollars is a small price to pay when he sees your eyes light up. or, if you’re physically affectionate, when you tackle him with a hug!

•speaking of, sunny’s not very good with physical affection. he doesn’t mind it, and he likes it with you! he just isn’t always sure how to give it. so... he’ll do things like holding your hand in a crowd, brushing a strand of hair out of your face or buttoning a button on your shirt if he sees it’s gotten loose

•sunny’s pretty good at reminding you of things, too! he’d sometimes have races with you to see who can brush their teeth the fastest, and would remind you to take your medication or put a night device in (like a retainer!)

•he’s always there for the moments that count. he’ll always wait to catch you at the bottom of a slide, and he’ll push you on a swing until you laugh and say you’ve had enough! he’d be there to hold you when things got bad and he wouldn’t even flinch as he wiped away your tears.

•sunny, while he may not always know how to say it, loves you very much. he’s really happy that you trust him and he just wants to do anything to make sure you’re safe and content. you are his whole world <3

#age regression #age regressor #agere #agere blog #fandom agere #sfw agere #sfw #safe agere #sfw interaction only #age dreaming #omori #omori headcanons #omori age regression #omori agere #sunny omori #omori sunny #agere writing #agere headcanons #agere imagine

[prettyboykatsuki]

Ari my favorite loverboy, before pride month ends, I must request selfship info (whatever you’re comfortable with sharing!) about you and Ochako :)

dsjkdfjks i think me and ochako probably have the most developed selfship lore because she is so . girl i would date fr yk

this is long and im embarassed so its going under the cut but thank u for asking dfkjskd

we meet through a mutual friend (sero) at a house party. i spend most of the night staring at her and her friends are like absolutely NOT becuase i am seros friend and just like him. am a massive massive manwhore in recovery lol

ochako is like just getting out of a semi-bad breakup. we end up talking despite everyone telling her not to. click instantly but i dont sleep w her right away because i dont want to do that to her and she is a little dejected about it

we end up seeing each other randomly bc of work (support engineer / hero) and im very sweet to her. i lay it on thick but don't ever actually do anything about it. we go drinking and she gets very upset about that so i try to explain that i dont want to like. hurt her bc im not very good at dating or love

she has absolutely none of it and tells me to go fuck myself while i take her home. i end up in her apartment being very soothing. we talk about it when she wakes up and she's like dont be nice to me if u dont wanna date me. so i give in and we start dating.

manwhore era ends officially and she is never ever letting me hear the end of it in my life. i love her to death. the end.

#return to sender #is this based of my real life. who knows #selfship stuff #anyways thank u for asking IDFKJSD #we have a whole Arc a whole Story #shes the only blorbo i flirt with before being her friend

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaase

Do you have a favourite piece of LOOOOOOORE for your OCs that you're itching to sharing with somebody?

<3 - Mitch

*STARING AT YOU INTENSELY*

Y E S- I mean, ahem, yes- yes I do- I am totally normal about my OCs and sonas and things- mhm,, anyways-

Uh it's hard for me to talk about one without hearing like a specific name involved (I have a LOT of OCs/Sonas Friendo Mitch gfjdkdfks)

But I can try to for this post- And ya know since Spooky Month has literally just latched onto me and wont let me go no matter where I try- I'll talk about CC, I WAS going to talk about Alan too but this post will already be too long but if ya want to really hear about Alan too u or someone can send an ask)

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(A keep reading bc this is going to be a long one, Friendo Mitch so prepare yourself!!! You and others betta prepare!!! Also edit: I realized you said Favorite piece of lore gjkfddkfjsd I apologize in advance for this clusterfuck of a post y'all are about to see)

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ALSO ALSO TWs: Mentions of Kidnapping, Drugging, Murder/Animal Murder, and Cannibalism (the lads WILL be the lads)

CC of course for starters because he is well, hes not the OG (I think a lot of people if they pay attention to my content would think CC's the og spooky month oc/sona of mine but nope, the FIRST SM Character I made was a pathetic wet cat of a man named Frederick but he has no lore, thats the point- anyways)

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CC is the one I use for selfshipping purposes most of the time,, hes- okay well hes oblivious to the danger HE could be in/has been in, he's a dumb luck dude who has survived by that ALONE, I feel kinda bad bc he has no like,, hes not related to anything canon in the spookyverse,, like hes got no part to play in the canon storyline in the long run-

So keep in mind this is all PURELY me, my canon gfhjdkdjfs

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The first one CC met of the bunch of stinky bastards was Dexter, unlike in canon- Dexter was found by CC in the dumpster, like he literally took a look at this perfectly in good condition and cute doll and said ...Aww, your cute- you're coming home with me! (Dumb idiot didn't even see the box had been stabbed with a knife so many times)

So he brought Dex home, got him cleaned up n stuff, completely unaware Dexter is sentient and ya know,, alive,, and he just goes about his night completely fucking oblivious to the doll trying to kill him (Btw, CC has three dogs, Cash, Winnie The Pooch, and Tootsie Roll)

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Dex when he couldn't get to CC ...Well, he is kinda,, not the greatest for animals but the moment CC saw this, he fucking slammed that tiny bitch against the wall like "OH H E L L NO, NOT M Y BABIES..." Instead of like ya know being normal and trying to throw Dex out, he tells Dexter to go let off some fucking steam and then come back when hes done so they can talk

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Dex is shocked and completely dumbfounded that CC tells him to come b a c k but because Dexter is genuinely a lil curious even tho he denied it, he does so- and comes back and CC lays down the law for Dexter, that if hes gonna be staying here, his dogs are OFF limits, you cant hurt his sons

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Dexter is completely at a loss and goes basically like WTF DO YOU MEAN IF IM GOING TO STAY HERE, WHY ARENT YOU KICKING ME OUT? WHY DONT YOU LIKE HATE ME,, OR FEAR ME OR SOMETHING- (oh btw I forgot to mention CC had called Dex a cute doll, cute, adorable, etc before this incident took place,, which is a big thing bc in canon peeps usually call him an ugly doll which ...he is but i love him)

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CC just shrugs at him and tells him that he likes him, he thinks hes kinda cute, he seems like good company when hes not angry n such and Dex just goes . . . . . . Alright, fine, deal- fhjgdkdgjfs and that's how CC acquires husband number u n o (I do have an AU where CC dates Dexter when hes not possessing that Happy Fella Doll, literally nothing special its just an AU where Dex is alive)

Dexter also felt guilty for how they first met for the longest time, apologizing and making it up to CC in the long run, hell even now he can get a little scared sometimes that he'll wind up losing control (even tho Bob and or Frank have both said they'll fucking punt him if he tries ...CC didn't approve of that...)

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CC has made Dexter his old exterminating outfit as well, he seen ADs and pictures of what Dex looked like before the doll possession (he has found that bit out,, I forgot gfhfjkdfgds he found that bit out and feels terrible for Dexter, the way he went and now that hes stuck in a body he'd rather not have)

So CC decided to sew up a lil present for Dexter, he made the old exterminating outfit and even his fucking bag to the best of his ability, when he showed Dexter that surprise, he literally fucking cried and hugged CC so much after that

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Next up, CC met Frank in quite possibly the dumbest way possible,, CC loves to stroll at night alone and he saw an ice cream truck in the distance, he got excited in hopes he'd get some late night sweets, and he knocked on the window ...When nobody answered he got curious, wondering if this was abandoned orrr not

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It's not... He goes inside only to discover Frank, literally... Well doing his stuff, the kidnapping thing- the druggin bit- ya know,, EITHER WAY- CC saw this, Frank looked back at him (them silly lil fnaf lookin ass eyes just wide as could be) CC was standing there before literally just blinking and being like ...wow,, your hot, and tall, and beefy anyways can I get some ice cream big guy???

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Frank deadpans at CC (HE SAYS THAT BTW, OUT LOUD, NO FILTER) and just literally blinks before grinning "Hehe... Sure..." CC's encounter with Frank was the most fucking tame one out of the bunch, Frank did question if CC was going to tell anyone bout this but CC just shook his head 'nah man, idc lol oop' and then Frank gave him a fucking ice cream, free of charge

...NOT- NOTHINGS IN IT BTW DONT WORRY GHJFKJGFHDFKS its legit just actual ice cream

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CC then wanders off after that but Frank p much comes back to chill and hang with CC ...He does have some major beef with Dexter when he sees him at first tho like ...YOU, YOUR THE ONE THAT BIT ME, YEAH AND YOUR THE ONE THAT PUNCHED ME (before they became buddies with one another, when CC was not around, they'd fuckin fight,, have a full on smackdown and then when CC was around they'd act like angels)

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After awhile of hanging out, I don't have specifics on how it happened actually, but there's husband number 2 for CC- and then finally,, the one you'll be a lil familiar with Friendo Mitch!! Its Bob time!!

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Sooo CC and the two lads, Frank n Dex went to Boys n Grills bc they h u n g y, Frank drove em of course in his van,, they got inside, immediately noticed CC has a fucking crush on the big guy and just INSTANTLY tease him about it (Btw if I haven't made it crystal clear, CC is Polyamorous)

CC gets a lil shy bc the boys are fucking teasing him over this and then they order food, CC orders just fries bc he cant eat burgers or his tummy hurty, Dexter doesn't eat bc well, hes a doll now- and Frank gets a burger

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After they ate, the two literally fucking let CC work his magic,, just being like you got this lil man,, before they just fucking left (...JUST BACK TO THE VAN HJGFKDJDGF T-THEY DIDNT LEAVE HIM A T BOYS AND GRILLS) and then CC was alone with Bob.

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Bob had been noticing CC was shy with him this entire time,, he had noticed it from the start and well all I'll say is the fucker didnt help matters- but also he thought CC was nervous about him which is why he decided to try scarin CC with some of his cannibal facts but CC is again a fucking dumbass

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He INSTANTLY lights up and takes out a notepad and goes "Tell me more!" he's interested in the facts bc well hes a horror writer and Bob is giving him some good pointers for that topic ...Bob actually gets a lil happy someone enjoys his facts for once but also weirded out bc wtf ur supposed to be scared? ...He tells him facts for a bit before CC says he has to go, that it was nice meeting him!

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Later that night... Bob in his true fashion had broken into CC's home bc I mean, if I haven't established it also yet,, I have picked the worst three to latch onto, they aren't good (...well to CC they are, I need to clarify btw, they are NOT mean or abusive or some weird shit to CC, they are genuinely loving, caring partners to him BUT!!! CC is not going to try and change them either, he loves them just for them, he's kinda,, mm I wanna say CC is morally grey if thats the right term to use,, bc he wont necessarily do anything bad ..Unless you hurt his dogs or husbands... but usually he's morally grey)

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ANYWAYS- Dexter heard it but he just thought it was one of CC's dogs messing around, bc he also heard some barking from the dogs, he knew Cash sometimes gets late night zoomies, but a few mins after CC gets up bc sometimes he cant sleep and just decides fuck it, imma head out-

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so CC heads into the kitchen to get himself some water and then encounters a big ol devil fella, breathing heavily and standing there in the kitchen, turning to face him, before Bob can even say a fact, CC waves with a polite smile "Oh hey Bob, what's up?" The man fucking looks shocked "...How'd ya know it was me?!"

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CC woulda chuckled at that and been like "The eyes, the smile, the heavy breathing" Bob gets a bit angry bc like ok how dare you not be fuckin scared of me I BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE, I CAN LITERALLY COOK YOU IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN-

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CC isn't scared, he just says Bob is hot and then goes past him, giving him a pat on the cheek to get something to drink from the fridge, Bob is just,, steaming over there,, like wtf is wrong with this guy,, he has no idea he could be in literal danger rn- CC is just treating him so friendly, kindly, either way- CC offers Bob some candy by the end of this

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Bob just sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose before just taking the candy bowl in its entirety and just munching down with a grin- hes sitting at the table with CC whose drinking some milk while Dexter gets up and Frank does, they see CC sitting here with the fucking Devil Butcher himself

and they just scream "CC,, THATS THE GODDAMN CANNIBAL FROM THE NEWS, WTH ARE YOU DOING?" CC just shakes his head "It's fine, it's just Bob" and then Dexter and Frank realize "...wait shit fr?" Bob takes his mask off and just goes "Sup?"

...And so husband number three slowly gets required, not right off the bat btw,, CC didn't just automatically form a relationship fgjkdlgdjfsd thats not how it works

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A funny bit I had for CC meeting Bob lore was that Frank talked to Bob afterwards like "So your that cannibal, yeah?" Bob nods "Mhm, did ya enjoy your burger, big man?" Frank is drinking something and then pauses as he slowly turns to Bob "...What was in that burger?" Bob doesn't answer, he just grins and Frank just turns to him fully in fear "BOB, WHAT WAS IN MY FUCKING BURGER...?!"

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CC's 'lore' and this entire bit of 'lore' is literally just so fucking silly,, this is so OOC compared to literally ANYTHING canon but like I said,, CC was never made to go for any canonical spooky month storyline,, he was just made for one: My little selfshipper heart

The Silliest Lads get into all sorts of shenanigans behind the scenes,, I just have nothing posted about it vjklcfjhdfksld

now if you want something a BIT closer to any sort of canon bullshit in SM, well, if you or anyone else asks/sends another ask,, I'll talk about Alan next, he's got a storyline attached to Bob but its WAY MORE in character and canonical

I WILL WARN THO BEFOREHAND- Again,, that will also have cannibalism talk and its actually some pretty dark shit,, hes the angst OC I got,, hes been used for nothin but angst

@kayfabebabe

Also tagging you just in case bc I didn't type this up for tumblr just not to notify ya lmao,, thank you btw for asking Friendo Mitch!!! Ya got me all happy and just exhilarated to talk about my funky lil guy here! <3

#Chase Answers #thank you friendo mitch <3 #im not even going to put this clusterfuck in the main tags of the sm stuff #it'll probably wind up there anyways with how many times i said their names but either way #spooky month oc #there- ok ONE tag #The Silliest Lads <3 #fhjdkdjfs im genuinely so sorry for how incredibly long this is but once i get asked i dont stfu fjdklfjds

[crowtechs]

Hello, I’m the anon who was insecure because the popular ships and stuff. I just wannna say thank you so much for your lovely message!!!!! It was just super nice to see someone say your selfship is valid :)) the message really help me out with my feeling you know? I also decided to a side blog to just a moment to gush about selfship!!!!! Ahhhh I am super excited!!!!! Now ngl I pretty chill with the popular ships out there with my f/o! Now I’m like damn nice art :)) but better before I went in to a spiral of wondering if my selfshipping is foolish and dumb. Im glad to be able to control myself and honestly just chilling with others and having fun selfshipping. It’s nice just being super negative and mean to myself about the canon and popular ships. Anyway sorry for rambling! Just wanted to say my thanks! I hope you have a good day!!!

(Btw I know it doesn’t matter too much but the f/o I was insecure about was Jigen from Lupin the third lol, I hope you have a good day byeeeeeee!!!)

aaaaaaaaaa !!! im so glad i could help you out anon!!! im also so glad it made you go and make a side blog!!!

the word glad will be used so much here but i have no other word thats passing through my brain but glad to know youre chill on seeing your f/o with popular ships and simply enjoy the art <3

plus, its such a great thing to know youre able to control yourself and just have fun with selfshipping!!

i think you mean its super nice to be nice and positive (?) to yourself about canon and or popular ships as i am very unsure where you were going with that, but dont be too hard on yourself or mean to yourself for that matter! 

of course anon, im always glad to help :D this is an odd time to reply to this ask im so sorry but i hoped you had a wonderful night and will have an amazing day when you wake up!!

(it does matter!! your f/o looks really cool :O he looks like the type to be very protective of you!)

#i went on to see this in my inbox and it made me smile so much #im really happy i got to help you anon <3 #asks <3 #and never ever apologise for the rambling!! #i ramble a lot its ok

[mishihao]

“30.12.20″ doodles from this year, i still like them and i needed to share em before the year pases away :^) (2/3)

#Wea de Misha #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #JJBA #Noriaki Kakyoin #Jotaro Kujo #+ Motharo ??? #and some ocs!! #bugs #insect #original character #dont ask about the selfship good night

[mrskurono]

Hi Three! It’s okay, how’s your weekend going? I hope you’ve got some sleep! And oh my gosh I started reading the stuff you’ve written for the 5k event. Everything is so good 👏🏼

I’m the one who asked for Osamu for $12 and that was perfect! I’m usually all about messing with Atsumu but seeing Osamu becoming a very pretty mess is chef’s kiss! Kind of want to bully Osamu now…

It’s crazy how there was one weekend where I saw many writers I follow gosh over Sachiro and it’s only you and one other writer I follow that mention him now. But it’s okay! We gotta hype of underrated Haikyuu men. Wah! I meant to pick him but I hope someone else picked him. I’m such a sucker for brown haired guys (Says the girl who has a selfship with Atsumu) 😩

Yes! I caught myself skipping with the water so I’m making sure I’m hurrying! Oh no, it’s okay. I totally get you! I haven’t been to a gym in forever so I feel like if bring so many water bottles lol

Have you been getting many asks for the 5k event Three? Also, I keep forgetting to say it but congrats on 5k followers! I know I don’t usually send much asks to you but I love talking with you. I’m usually the 😊 anon on Rae’s blog

Anyway, I hope your Sunday is going well! <3 Kind of tempted to gamble again for your event but I want people to try their hand!

I'm glad you've enjoyed it! There's a few I feel I could have poured a little more into, or have done a better job articulating in thirsts. But as a whole this event has been very enjoyable even with the quantity it's brought in. I certainly have enough for a few weekends of writing so I'm thankful for that 😂

And I actually napped today! I don't think I've napped since my son was...maybe two months old? Too be fair Rae and I got real fucked up last night then proceeded to wake up at 6 am so a nap was in order 😂 I hope you've spent a weekend taking care of yourself as well hun!

And I'm glad you liked the Osamu one! Cockwarming can be so vanilla but Osamu...I just....I gotta bully him and be mean to him it's in my blood 😤 I was a chicken and didn't put my absolute favs in here bc I'm lowkey selfish

And thank you! I'm still amazed this blog has become so big as at its core it's a femdom blog. There's no stopping this train let's see if we last to 10k 😂

SPEAKING OF SACHIROU YOU TOTALLY REMINDED ME I HAVE SACHIROU ON MY EVENT LIST I DIDN'T PUT HIM DOWN ON THE POST!! PLS IF YOU WANT SACHIROU GO ASK FOR EITHER SLOTS I 100% WANNA WRITE BOTH AND I WAS DUMB AND FORGOT TO ADD HIM HGGGGGNNNN SACHIROU CONTENT NEEDS TO BE CREATED

My anons and mutuals can ask for any of the slots they want ♡ I'm trying to keep them up to date as I receive them so people know what's going to be written. You can gamble more baby I dont mind ♡

#i think at the moment i have 30 ish drafts #im excited for all of them though so ask again if you want! #itll take me a hot minute but everything will be written ♡ #plus i lowkey figured you were rae's 😊 anon hehehe #you have impeccable taste ♡ #😊.♡ #anon #three.talks

[nazukisser]

I WANTED TO POST ABT MY SELFSHIP W NAZUNA SO HERE WE GO

our dynamic is basically parenting before dating but ending up getting married, all about that domestic lifestyle

raising our friends so true! i love my 3rd year at ra*bits tehe he doesnt have to be teased for being shortest because now im here and im shorter, and i dont mind at all.

it's a routine to buy mitsuru bread often, and once in a while buy something really nice for hajime and tomoya to make them really happy. i dont think i have too many monetary issues but if i give them too much (i would love to spoil them) they'll feel too guilty so we'll just space it out a little <33

we usually buy lunch and dinner at the cafeteria, but sometimes we'll head to the kitchen at night to make something for lunch the next day. im not the most experienced and neither is nazuna, but we got this! if it all goes south we can buy bread from mitsuru's favorite bakeries and everyone will be happy

wait am i talking about the children too much oopsie (theyre like 2 yrs younger but we raise them now) nazuna and i text each other way too much and we talk about anything and everything from the children to schoolwork. we're in the kotatsu a lot during the winter and as soon as they know its on, they join us. we got one suited for 5 people <33

whenever we run into itsuki, i'm always the one trying to talk, but nazuna's always got something to say. i know he gets emotional, but... it's better to have someone itsuki has baseline respect for to talk to him rather than someone he considers a traitor,.... it doesnt go anywhere. its really just better to have mika talk abt anything we need with him,,, i get more angry than nazuna at times though... (i understand but i dont forgive too much, not that i have much against itsuki rn bcs of)

im not that good at dancing and singing, but i am good at telling when they need a break and when they can keep going. they wanna maximize their time before the live and im here to keep them healthy as possible. nazuna and i plan out meals and i make sure they have all the water and towels they need. young boys sweat a lot (not surprisingly)

if you want more selfship brainrot feel free to send asks <33

#qian talks

[menshusband]

please read if you follow me and dont selfship !

hey! i hope you are having a good day/night :)

i just wanted to tell you that i really appreciate your follow. im very happy that youre interested in the stuff i talk about, really!

but as much as i appreciate you, my insecurities still win upon many things in my life, unfortunately. and this is why i really need you to know that i mean this in the kindest and most loving way possible.

i wanted to remind you, as written in my intro post (which has been pinned again), that im not completely comfortable with non-selfshipping blogs to follow me (yet!). but at the same time, i know youre all nice and respectful people, and blocking you would be the most senseless and ungrateful thing i could do!

id kindly ask you to unfollow me. this sounds very whiney, i know, but im just trying to make this blog as comfortable as possible for others, but for me as well. if you want, you can follow me on my main, @they-all-did! i talk about my current interests (and other stuff) on there too.

if you dont know what selfshipping is, i will gladly explain! just send an ask or text me.

i hope this reaches everyone. thank you so much for understanding <3

#/ starr’s stuff

[musashi]

Excuse me if some have been asked before and/or are repetitive and feel free to not answer some but anyhow..

What's your favorite kin memory with your loftwing?

Do you selfship with your kintype, an oc/si or with simply your irl self (like kin separated in that regard)?

In regards to the previous one kinda how do view some relationships with your kintypes like if you feel uncomfortable with one character do you avoid the ship with those and vice-versa?

Do you have memories with delia?

What are some of the memories of your kintypes that are the /most/ different from the show/game?

What are some of the posts/vines/etc that you like to quote the most? Or are the most burned in your mind?

How was the whole wing ceremony? And also how were the classes? How were the other students? What things did you do the most with zelda and/or groose?

How is cheeseburger? He radiates happiness and comfort please give him a head kiss from me if he likes those

thank you!!!

What's your favorite kin memory with your loftwing?

haha i never know how to answer “favourite memory” questions cause i don’t think i can ever pick favourites when it comes to anything i’ve experienced.

mmm... meeting him was definitely up there, but i feel like my fave memories with him are just finding some nowhere island and taking a nap in the sun.

Do you selfship with your kintype, an oc/si or with simply your irl self (like kin separated in that regard)?

i can’t really get into self-shipping longterm or in depth because the kin aspect really does just overtake it for me fghdghf. if i try to picture myself, i always just picture my kintype, usually because my kintype/my f/o is usually my OTP in any given series. i only fall for people i already loved ^^; 

In regards to the previous one kinda how do view some relationships with your kintypes like if you feel uncomfortable with one character do you avoid the ship with those and vice-versa?

not really, unless they’re skeevy ships to begin with. part of being kin for me is believing in the multiverse so i’m just like yeah, a universe exists for me to date everyone xD

Do you have memories with delia?

tons :’3 i lived in her restaurant! she was my super cool boss who i absolutely did not have a crush on. 

i was very much married to james, but there was an understanding that i would be a little in love with delia for the rest of my life. she was one of my best friends.

What are some of the memories of your kintypes that are the /most/ different from the show/game?

i’m always pretty canon compliant ngl fdgfdghfd

What are some of the posts/vines/etc that you like to quote the most? Or are the most burned in your mind?

it changes on any given week but i do have an all time fav tag for shit i cant stop saying dghgdj

How was the whole wing ceremony? And also how were the classes? How were the other students? What things did you do the most with zelda and/or groose?

oh this might be long i love talking about skyloft rip. am saving your first question for last.

how were the classes. well. i was asleep. i don’t remember a lot. they were basic stuff you’d expect, language and math and sciences and all the Typical Shit. but then also flying and swordsmanship, which i was Good At. i took an archery class one year but zelda was always better than me lol. skyloftian sign language was required because it was the best way to communicate on birdback but i was mostly mute so my mom taught me it when i was like, 7 and i showed up there and owlan was like “Link what are you doing here” and i just shrugged and signed “easy a” and fell asleep. i am... a good student. 

my relationship with my classmates was that i was just... kind of there? i was well-liked because i have always had this weird charisma, but it was like this. quiet charisma. i didn’t have a lot of close friends, but everyone definitely would respond to my name with some variation of ‘ohhh, LINK! that guy’s cool haha’ my reputation was mostly being zelda’s arm decoration but not her actual boyfriend. i don’t think anyone could actually tell you anything about me besides that i was link with the red bird, and i was quiet and tired and zelda liked me way too much. 

my junior year is when i really became close with all of them, when zelda and i started doing that thing where we tried dating a bunch of people just to date but it didn’t work out because we were in love with each other lol. her mingling with the others meant i mingled too because i couldn’t spend 5 mins away from her. fledge and pipit and i got pretty close, zelda and karane were basically sisters. the thing i always joke abt is the fact that i dated kina, which is hysterical to me to this day. peatrice was always There but acting like she didn’t want to be there. i need you to picture peatrice while we’re all swimming but she’s just, like, on the shore tanning while the remlits bother her. 

that was this summer of just, like, doing idiot teenage boy stuff. getting way too drunk in our rooms at night over break. sneaking onto the roof of the academy to stargaze. getting caught cause cawlin drunkenly tried to fight a chuchu w his fists. you know. normal kid stuff. i also think the others were maybe trying to include me more cause it was the year i lost my parents but i mean it worked, i was a lot happier with people around even if i didnt mind all those years it was just me and zelda.

most of mine and zelda’s friendship was just doing what we’d do alone but together. when we were younger we would explore the more adventurous areas of skyloft and play pretend, a lot of days we’d stay in and read shoulder-to-shoulder. i didn’t like talking but i loved reading, if that makes any sense. we’d take turns reading to each other. as the years progressed we’d go flying together, we’d study together, we’d fall asleep in each other’s rooms and sneak into them when we were frustrated or lonely or just needed to not be alone. i don’t really know, what DIDN’T we do together?? we shared everything ;_; <3

my earliest memories of groose where i wasn’t like “what is this guys deal. why is he so mad.” were. ok so. groose and i should have been friends sooner because he’s super into woodworking and i whittle stupid little sculptures right. ok. except, we live in the sky, and i don’t know if you noticed this, but trees....... well. there are not a lot in the sky. wood is a very scarce resource, and we need it, for like. houses and things. so jakamar gets all of the wood in skyloft because it’s his birthright or whatever, except groose and i find out about this, and we show up at his house twice a week begging for woodscraps, and he slips us some Illegal Fir(tm) beneath the table and as soon as we leave the premises groose tries to kick my ass and take my share. and this happens forever.

i think groose saw me as like, this sworn enemy of his but i was mostly very confused just kind of sitting there like huh. where am i. wait whats he talking about? and then i’d walk away. when i was a kid he was scarier but once we got older he kinda stopped throwing punches, all bark no bite. 

and then we went to the surface and he moved into my house. not even in a polyam way and like at one point he had a wife and was still living with us. i forgot to mention he built the house also. he built our house and would just like, wake us up every morning with the best fucking eggs i’ve ever eaten in my life. groose was just in mine and zelda’s marriage. everyone was fine with this. 

i dont actually remember a lot of what we did after getting to the surface. just that his cooking was amazing and he gave the best hugs and he could pick zelda and i both up and ferry us around on his arms like we were little songbirds. oh and he was always the one who picked me up and carried me to bed when i’d fall asleep at fi’s dais talking to her. i fell asleep there a lot. 

ok. breathes in. 

my wing ceremony is probably my fondest memory ever? probably. the race itself felt like aepon was literally just DRAGGING me thru the clouds its such a blur. groose kept trying to body me but he’s lowkey scared shitless of my bird it did not work. i just remember being like. no time to think time to go time to go time to go OH i won

the ceremony itself felt... like... dreamy? like something from a fairytale, i don’t know. i don’t know how much of it is coloured by the retrospective of what it called to action and foreshadowed. zelda and i had been growing so much closer in the weeks leading up to it, and i don’t know, like, when i fell for her if it was sometime then or the day i met her when i was 6. but at some point everything just kinda got tilted on its side around her and every second i spent with her made me feel like my head was stuffed full of cotton candy. in a fun way.

on skyloft, wing ceremonies have a pretty romantic connotation. not always, but a lot of the girls dream about performing it with the “strongest” knight in their class, and a lot of the knights feel the same. there’s a lot in the history books about hylia’s feelings for her chosen, a lot of speculation about how she stayed close to humanity because she learned to love from him. so to stand in place of the two of them, to a lot of people, carries the same note as standing in the place of two starcrossed lovers, breaching the gap.

zelda was a hopeless romantic, and she told me later she had this whole plan--to wake me up early, to run drills with me until i was a puddle, to perform the ceremony with me, and to use her 5 minutes alone with me to solidify us as something more than best friends. she had this whole fucking move planned where she was going to drape the sailcloth around my shoulders and pull me in for a kiss, and instead she got wicked nervous and screamed half her sentences and pushed me off the statue. this, predictably, only made me more in love with her. i had exactly 0 plans to ever tell her how i felt, because something something childhood friends to lovers, something something mutual pining, something something what if it ruins a good thing something something, valiant hero of courage who.

when we were flying after it, she said she’d remember that day for the rest of her life, and i remember thinking, yeah, that’s what i’m feeling. i’m living, right now, through a precious memory, something i’ll never forget. and everything that happened after that was, uh, the worst time of my life, but somehow it doesn’t. colour the memory a different shade. i still just think, like, this is this last beautiful moment i am having with this girl i love more than anything in the world before we stop just being kids living our normal lives. she is the goddess reborn and i am her chosen hero who’s heart has defied death itself, but right now we are teenagers who don’t know that and are playing pretend as them, as we always have. the joy of that--of pretending to be who we are, the bliss in that ignorance, our beautiful last hurrah. something about it sticks with me. 

How is cheeseburger? He radiates happiness and comfort please give him a head kiss from me if he likes those

DOESN’T HE??? i will. i came home and he was loafing and i started crying because he looked so sleepy.

#kin ramblings #Anonymous #wendy answers

[blossomkoushi]

first dates w/ your selfships?

WHEEEE YAYAYYYYYY

suga: we met in uni, and i mentioned wanting to go shopping for books. it’s where our first date is, browsing books and giving each other suggestions. afterwards we go to a café and then a movie, staying out way too late, neither of us wanting the day to end.

tsukishima: we meet at a museum. not the one he works at, but one he visits regularly and he gives me a tour and tells me about the exhibits and artworks. it’s an “unofficial” date, the first proper one being at a restaurant. ask me and the first date was the museum, ask him and it’s maybe the restaurant, or the movie i took him to on our fourth date.

bokuto: we meet on a dating app, and he brings me bowling on our first date. neither of us are good at it but we have so much fun and then we end up at mcdonalds, nearly staying until they close. he keeps buying fries so we don’t get kicked out.

atsumu: we meet at one of the msby games, bumping into each other in the lobby after the game. he takes me to a bar, feeling bad once he finds out that i dont drink but i assure him it’s okay. he can’t stay out too late, but we spend the whole night texting and calling, and don’t stop texting 24/7 until our next date.

yachi: we met through a mutual friend. she takes me on a picnic and we each cook and bake something for it. she makes sandwiches and a cake, i go for a pasta salad and cookies. we spend hours just sitting and talking once the food is all eaten, eventually strolling through the park, hand in hand.

#imsoftimsoftimsoft #waaaahhh thank u for asking this it made me so happy to write #potted.plants #my.gardeners #tulip does self shipping #tulip x tsukishima #tulip x sugawara #tulip x bokuto #tulip x atsumu #tulip x yachi #gardener.saturn

[atsumusc0ck]

HI ZINKIE CONGRATS ON 200 IM PROUD OF U!!

I'm sure you know already I selfship with tendou lmao

my favorite colour is blue uwu

I'm not really a morning person or a night owl? I have the same amount of energy at both times, the only factor that changes that is whether or not I'm hanging out with people whose company i enjoy

I love to sing and dance but I am also very shy about it for some reason—

I subconsciously look for praise a lot and I love doing things for people cause it makes me feel good about myself but I never expect anything in return (which is why I get really bashful when people compliment me or do things for me)

I have goblin brain and I like to collect random rocks or leaves or strips of fabric that are either a pretty color, smooth, or shiny

I'm not afraid to get messy and I love to stand in the rain whether it be with or without an umbrella

I love animals! hanging around them and just getting to know them is a lot of fun to me, and I love learning as much as i can about them uwu

I make friends with just about anyone, even those who are really shy or unapproachable (I have been known to make friends with people that previously established friends dont like)

I give out a lot of advice and people come to me for a lot of things but I deny myself the same because I dont want others to worry about me and i have a hard time taking my own advice

I prefer to live in the moment, thinking too much about the future and all its unknowns makes me really anxious

if too many things go wrong or I mess up too many times in a short time period, I get really overwhelmed and tend to shut down

I just scrolled up and noticed I wrote a paragraph about myself— anyways, once again, CONGRATS!! I'm really proud of you and I'm proud to call you my friend uwu

How you met: 2am at Taco Bell. He was inline in fromt of you and ordered weird stuff- but it sounded pretty good. So you ended up just asking “hey can I get whatever the guy in fromt of me got?” Which made him whip his head around like damn this homie got TASTE. He asked if he could eat with you and you shared chaotic 2am taco bell together. Instantly becoming homies and then ~lovers~

Song: Gooey by Glass Animals

Sfw headcanons:

- he teases you with love

- picks you up when he hugs you a big ol’ squeeze

- makes you chocolates for every anniversary, valentines day, and white day

- likes to lay in bed reading manga together

- bought a bookshelf for you to put all your goblin trinkets one

- opens doors for you always, gets upset if you open them yourself???

- 3am dancing to musicals in the living room together, laughing and smiling

- holds you hand while he sleeps but does not cuddle while sleeping

- is really good at grounding? Always has creative ways to get you back into the moment when times are rough

- inside jokes? Inside jokes

- always laughing at some stupid bullshit between the two of you

- smothers your face in smooches while his long hands cup your cheeks uwu

- adventures! You know every cool random spot in the town. All the hidden mysteries at every amusement park.

- speaking of amusement parks: AMUSEMENT PARK DATES

- first you ride all the rides

- then you eat every fucking snack available, ordering on of everything to share

- will feed you cause he thinks it’s cute how you open your mouth up for him

Nsfw:

- bondage babe #1

- he watched hours of videos on new ways to tie you up

- his little rope bunny

- pet names in bed ooooof

- less kinky sex is full of giggles and smiles and all different kinds of positions

- his fingers are all over you. Fingering you. Around your neck. In your hair. You can always feel his fingers making a mess of you

- he likes it if he makes you cry with overstimulation for sure

- not afraid to say “i love you” in the bedroom

- he’d rather do one really long round rather than multiple small ones

- he has a special playlist for boning

- when he isnt doming he likes to be less kinky

- likes to be taken care of

- a more sweet and sensual time

- basking in eachothers bodies and sweat and moans

- after care is so nice and soft

- he cleans you up well

- gets a nice set of comfy pajamas to wear after

- makes you some nice calming tea

- tells you all about how good you did! All the praise!

#z.200

[abbacchios-sunflower]

ofc! ur blog is very welcoming so I immediately thought of asking u haha mostly bc i dont have anyone to gush about f/os and I saw ur description so I thought id ask! and thats true I personally do love the opposites attract trop myself even if it hard to imagine Prosciutto in that type of relationship I do have a desire to write smth about it and what is an example of a general x reader fic? id love some blog recs too please! Ill create a blog and def follow u :D

Aaw, well I'm glad to hear I give off welcoming vibes, and yes, you’re free to gush about your love for f/os here absolutely lol 💜

By in general I just mean whatever character you want really, but you could very well start with Prosciutto x readers and get a feel for writing his character or maybe just headcanons for specific scenarios. I've done headcanon type stuff for multiple characters too on my writing specific blog @abbacchios-sunflower-archive which has also helped me get a feel for other characters I usually dont write for! It's pretty good exercises imo.

As for other writing/selfshipping blogs of course I'm gonna recommend some my darling moots that are pretty active and lovely people @softlimefluff (for the spicier content, @slf-nights ), @dongiovannaswife , and @lostinthe-jojos

I haven’t been reading too much on other blogs recently tbh since I’ve been in and out of using tumblr, but I also really like @j0succ (one of their selfships is Prosciutto too actually) and @purplehazescape

I’m sure you can fall down a rabbit hole and find other blogs through all of them too, we all reblog stuff from each other. I know some blogs are on hiatus for now, but there’s so many great creators, it’s hard to keep track some days for me lol.

#anon #ask #answered #selfship #if people also have recommendations feel free to reply and add them

[sugarnspiceselfshipisnice]

I was tagged by @heart-stealer-hope

Answer these questions and tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!

Nickname: Arkie, Arcane, Fireball, Sweet Pea

Zodiac: Aquarius

Height: 5′7

Time: 1:04 pm

Favorite band/artist: Paramore, without question!

Song stuck in my head: Meant to Be Yours from Heathers, lately. I listened to it by chance. It’s pretty cool but has some sensitive subjects so be careful if you check it out!

Last movie I saw: Black Panther, hehehe........ Good film, also, attractive villain

Last thing I googled: “Add Elsword”. I was trying to nab Add’s render to show a friend

Other blogs: I have two that i NEVER check anymore this has become my main. But i used to be pretty active on @arcanecaster and i had a lunatic psyker roleplay blog that never really took off @loopylusa

♥Do I get asks: I get one or two whenever i reblog an ask meme or an event is going on. I’d love to get more though ^w^

Why did I choose this username: I wanted to come up with something clever and selfship related! 

Following: 233 Blogs

Average amount of sleep: anywhere between 5 and 7 hours most of the time

Lucky Number: 2 and 7 :)

What I am wearing: A yellow shirt with ruffly sleeve that are embroidered with a white pattern along the cuff and jeans. I dont usually wear yellow but its a hand me down shirt from my sister in law

Dream Job: Robotics Engineer, possibly in charge of my own company. If not that, something in automotives

♥Dream Trip: Japan! I want to visit Ikebukuro, but I also wanna go to Tokyo

Favorite Food: Pizza. Or Fajita Nachos...

Instruments you play: French Horn and Mellophone, though i havent played either in about a year

Eye color: Blue Grey

Hair color: Red

Describe your aesthetic: Is tired student core a thing? Hastily scribbled notes, late nights, early mornings, chilling out in the lobby of the dorm with friends, being a massive nerd, coffee coffee coffee, books upon books, relating to classic literature characters like frankenstein and dr. jekyll (minus being assholes about their work), striving to achieve, the indifference to failed tests, the absolute sheer joy of passing them, glasses, troving libraries... stuff like that? cause i feel it

Languages you speak: English, teensy tiny bit of spanish from highschool (i can catch words in conversation thats about it)

Most iconic song: Hard to pick just one? Careful by Paramore, Fast in My Car by Paramore, and My Hero by Foo Fighters

Random fact: In calculus, the derivative of a position formula results in the velocity formula, and the derivative of the velocity formula results in the acceleration formula, and the derivative of the acceleration formula results in the jerk formula ^^ Tagging...... 

@deltaships @simmyshubofblank @seliph @zenlesszen @zenith-art

..... and anyone else!

#tagged #tag meme #text post #not self ship