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wolpertinger-prince · 3 years
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Do you ever get so caught up in your elaborate scheme to shoplift Pokemon Snap for the Nintendo Switch off Amazon that you forget that you were nervous about the possibility of going to court to file a lawsuit against your former employer this morning?
Yeah that's a thing
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☕ world cup
okay TBH there are so many discussions around the world cup that im not 100% sure which one you’re referring to? so i’ll just rattle off everything
qatar - it’s a fucking disgrace. they’re abandoning human rights, and in the process seriously posing harm to the players (tight calendar and its injury risk + rly high heat even in nov/dec) and even the rest of the staff and audience (the heat again, but also insafe conditions for communities like the lgbt for example). i also can’t believe that FIFA let qatar bribe them into giving the wc rights, and then still didn’t back out once they were exposed? i mean considering all the issues with it istg they rly shouldve just changed it. BUT at the same time……. im not boycotting it. which is sad and i wish i had the strength to do that but,,,, world cups are my favorite football tournaments and i rly wanna see it :( so yeah tldr; qatar wc is shit but i’ll unfortunately watch it. and i rly rlyyy hope to see players speaking out against the human rights violations bc frankly if they’re there it’s the least they could do
making the world cup happen more often - i dont rly like this idea. i mean, as much as i love that tournament, it’s not good for player health to constantly be preparing for intl work (especially with euros and nations league also happening for the uefa country players). plus it makes the win less prestigious i think if they held it more often. nah, every 4 years seems fine for me
world cup as a tournament in general - okay ngl, i super love the wc. it’s what got me into football in 2018, and it’s also why my dad got into it back when he was younger. idk some ppl prefer club football and i mean i love that too ofc! but there’s something about the national unity of the wc that rly gets to me, and how ppl who arent football fans get to experience the magic too bc of it <3 though i am kinda sad for good players who aren’t from big footballing nations bc they don’t rly get to show their stuff there but oh well
that’s all i can think of for now but if i missed a specific talking point you wanted to hear abt the wc feel free to tell me!! thank you bestie for the ask 💙
send in a ☕️ and a topic and i’ll tell you how i feel!
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cerita-fgicha · 3 years
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Self quarantine. • Lets be HAPPY so we could get well very soon. • This is 100% me and my brother that got to be blame because we are not stay home for some reasons. We bring it home 🙈 • So this make not just me and my brother who got invected by #covid_19 but also our MOM. • For all of you stay safe, stay healthy, stay home if it is not necessary to get out instead of you are risking yourself and your family. • NOTES. IF YOU ARE POSITIVE INVECTED BY COVID19 DONT HIDE IT, IT IS NOT A DISGRACE!!! • BY HIDING IT YOU PUT OTHER PEOPLE IN DANGER. • GET HELP IMMEDIATELY! • Let people that have close contact to you the past 3-4 days know about it, so if they feel the symptoms they could act immediately also. • Thanks to all our family and friends ❤️ • Thank you to all health workers 🤗🥰 • Let us be discipline and care for ourselves also others so this #covid_19 will be away soon enough. • Wear your mask, get the vitamins needed, be aware of your self condition, GO GET VACCINATED • 😷💪🏻🥰😊💉🌡️💊 • #sharingiscaring #selfquarantine #behappy #behealthy #besave #stayhome https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ21O0MjLbu/?utm_medium=tumblr
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thelifetimechannel · 6 years
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sweetlifetownsville · 5 years
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To End The Year, A Mini-Magpie With A Mini Mystery.
Has mega-fraudster Craig Gore skipped Australia? And if so, why hasnt this been reported in the media especially since he is supposed to have made a midnight flit the very day after a judge refused to allow him to leave? In other matters, one has to admit that the Townsville Bulletin is consistent it has ended the year as it started, continuing its weekly Olympic-standard shambles. And Mongrel the Barrister has left us lawyer Mark Donnelly, the man who inspired a much loved Magpie character has passed away. and our final visit to Trumpistan for 2018. But first Its hard to keep a good man down, and our fav toonist Bentley is nothing if not a good man. Even in the holiday season, he casts his jaundiced eye over the news, and brings us a different and rib-tickling perspective. This week, he was much taken as most of us were with the drone drama at Gatwick Airport in the UK. A professional drone was reported in the airports approach and departure air space, and thousands of travellers were stuck when the whole shebang was shut down for a couple of days while the wallopers tried to go hi-tech and trace the source of the bastardry. Its not fully sorted yet, but Bentley thinks the drone may have already met its fate.
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Why Arent All The Gore-y Details Available?
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Will ye no come back agin, laddie? Now to our mini-mystery. On December 19, this report appeared in the Courier Mail. Judge denies disgraced former rich-lister Craig Gore request to travel overseas Vanessa Marsh, The Courier-Mail December 20, 2018 2:21pm A DISGRACED former rich-lister accused of ripping off almost $800,000 from investors has broken down in court after a judge refused his request to leave the country to visit family. Lawyers for alleged fraudster Craig Gore today launched an application in the Queensland District Court, seeking for the former businessmans bail conditions to be altered to allow him to travel to Sweden to visit his wife and children. But Judge Paul Smith denied the request, saying Gore faced a long time in prison if convicted and there was a real risk he would not return to Australia to face trial. Gore is facing 12 charges of fraud over allegations he swindled about $800,000 from self-managed super fund investors in 2013-14. He also faces three charges of managing companies while disqualified. Now that seems pretty definitive and eminently sensible. But The Magpie was informed two days later, by a regular contact and mate who has always been on the money in the past, that Gore went back to court the next day on another application, and had his passport returned so he could be with his family in Sweden at Christmas. He was to return in three months to face trial and possibility of a lengthy striped suntan. The Pies contact says Gore was on a flight out of Brisbane that night at 11pm, accompanied by a lawyer (that was apparently part of the arrangement) who will return with certain paperwork. Gore will be expected to make his own way back to face his fate in March. Yeah, right. Now all that is as it may be, BUT THIS SPECTACULAR REVERSAL OF A JUDGES IMPLACABLE DECISION HAS BEEN NEITHER EXPLAINED OR APPEARED IN THE MEDIA. Well, not that The Magpie can find, after days of searching to verify. If it is true, there will be a hell of a lot of very pissed off people Gores victims and the tireless investigators who nailed him who know just how long are the odds that we will ever see this shyster again. Shades of Skase!! Perhaps we will never know how this came about if it did come about because there will be a lofty judicial silence of unaccountability if he is a no show but surely the second hearing was an open court? Hard to fathom why it wasnt reported. Mongrel The Barrister Is No More The Magpies good mate Mark Sludge Donnelly the man who partially inspired the popular Magpie character Mongrel the Barrister, died in his family home in Cairns last weekend. It is fair to say that Mark was my best mate in the halcyon days of Portraits Bar in the Exchange Hotel all through the Noughties, the years when I was reporting court matters for the Bulletin. We were part of a memorable and disparate group, the bar crowded with our marvellously mixed group every Thursday, Friday and sometimes Saturday nights. (The fondly remembered Portraits became Poseurs Bar in the newspaper column and then in this blog.) Mark was universally known as Sludge, which he happily answered to, but never fully explained, even to me, its origins apparently it had something to do with a memorable comment from a lecturer or senior teacher suggesting Marks behaviour at that time some comparable to something from the bottom of a pond. Sludge was one of the wittiest people Ive known, and his memory was nothing short of astounding, not just for quoting legal precedents but in all things, particularly pop music. He always commandeered the music machine at parties, and was a pretty good DJ. He also had an eye for a well turned ankle, and his way of getting ladies to talk about themselves endeared him to more than one. Like many a member of the Portraits push, Mark liked a drink, and some believed he was a bit too enthusiastic in this direction. But I would say that rather than having a battle with the bottle, he just had frequent skirmishes with it, as we all did and any excess rarely affected his work at the other more sedate bar, where he often shone. Mark left Townsville when his father died, to live with his mother in the family home in Cairns. He didnt practice in Cairns, and went into virtual retirement, which was plagued by ill health for some time. He returned to Townsville annually for his birthday, but I lost touch in the past few years, for which I feel a bit miserable now. Sludge is now undoubtedly arguing the finer points about the Laws of Entry with St Peter for that is certainly where this witty, soft-hearted old friend of mine now is because we all know God loves a larrikin. Mark was 62. They Really Dont Understand Language at The Astonisher, Do They? And they even get the wrong WORD for a headlines. Even when theyre trying to make a pun, which kinda depends on the right word, yes? But we got a headline quoting some bizoid saying Townsville is bracing for a great 2018. Bracing for? Ahem. Youve managed to say EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what you meant. Heres the dictionary definition of bracing. verb[withobject] prepare (someone or oneself) forsomethingdifficult or unpleasant:both stations arebracingthemselvesforjoblosses|policeare braced fora trafficnightmare. So although this paper goes through life like a bouncing Hari Krishna whos visited the medicine cabinet once too often, giving us totally unquestioning, unexamined glop about our economy (usually from someone with a vested interest), it seem to have inadvertently hit on the truth here. However, the most tedious aspect of the paper of late is the dreary attempts at humour in headlines, particularly about crime, a subject no one in Townsville with the exception of you folks in Flinders Street, finds the least bit funny. AND EVEN THEN, LANGUAGE FAILS YOU let alone a sharp sense of humour.Take this major front page fail on Thursday.
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Swindler? My dear headline writer, stay with me on this and read slowly, feel free to move your lips as you must. Now lets see, a swindler is someone who fiddles some unsuspecting victim out of something. That person would be called a fiddler, and if hidden in a ceiling, could be described as ta da a Fiddler In The Roof. You see, this would then coincide with the hit musical of the same name oh, how we would have all fallen about, clutching our sides in mirth, and holding your superior wit in such esteem!!! But swindler? Now weve just got a headache from smacking our foreheads yet again. And this one in simply NOT TRUE. This online
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The actual number of people who said (or may have said, who knows, its probably a fiddled fantasy anyway) was 55% of the 700 or so people who responded to a totally uncontrolled survey. If there area 220,000 potential readers (ha! you wish) in the circulation area, the percentage is not even .5 of one percent. But we all know that the on-line edition is sloppy, so the paper itself will temper the outlandish claims, wont it? Errr no.
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This is simply lying, and treating people like morons. And still they wonder But barely have we swallowed our anger before we start scratching our heads over weird genuinely weird stories like this, which would suggest that English isnt TEL boss Patricia OCallaghans first language, or she was suffering mild sunstroke when she was penned the media release from which the story was transcribed.
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This story is selective twaddle certainly straight off an unedited media release from the Dudley Do Nothings, meaningless twaddle in which Ms OCallaghan specialises. It has often been said of her that she has the gift of the gab, and aint that the truth, just about all of what she has to say, in The Pies experience, is just that meaningless gabble that sounds good until it is more thoughtfully examined. Like this: The Museum of Underwater Art, located within the heart of The Great Barrier Reef, is a proposal based on the works of international sculpture and underwater artist Jason deCaires Taylor. Whats that bit located in the heart of the Great Barrier Reef? Has there been a Krakatoa-like geographic shift we havent noticed? The Underwater Museum, one of several planned along the coast, will be, at last report, just of Maggy Island, the GBR is a at least an hour or more away by fast cat . But in it goes to the story, with a newbie cub reporter just churning out this PR bumf. But wait, theres more. We then get this prize piece of meaningless gabble from the top executive charged with attracting and promoting tourism to Townsville: Its a project that is going to enhance the Great Barrier Reef experience and also educate visitors on how we manage and live with the reef everyday Ms OCallaghan said. That is absolute poppycock that is totally meaningless. And We? Bloody WE? FFS, girl, get a bloody grip. Insulting, uppity tripe from Ms OCallaghan and lazy, presumably unsupervised reporting (read: select all, copy and paste) by a very uncurious junior reporter (read: stenographer). Really, a monkey using scrabble board wouldve made more sense. The clusterfuck continues no wonder were so deep in the shit. Other matters As if golf didnt already have enough hazards.
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Words of Wisdom From Two Funny Men
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Frankie Boyle The cleverest quote of the week comes from the Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle in the Guardian. But first, his preamble touched a chord for The Magpie, who can vouch for it when Mr Boyle writes: The plight of the satirist, such as it is, is a compulsion to look at the grimmest, most important thing they can think of, and then for reasons that probably wouldnt survive a really good therapist, try to make it funny. To try to address the iniquities of their society, the satirist must manufacture some hope that what theyre doing might make a difference, then type it all up and send it off somewhere before they remember that it never does. Looking back over the events of this year is a bit like holding a doll for a therapist and pointing to where the bad man hurt you. Mr Boyles point is a universal one, which can be shared by Townsvilleans looking back over the past shambolic year. But his prize quote is so subtle, that you may have to think about for a while The Pie roared after a few seconds. The murder ofJamal Khashoggiby Saudi Arabia is another very difficult subject to find the lighter side of, unless someone in the Ecuadorean embassy has clipped the story out and stuck it to the fridge. (Sigh) Dear Mystified of Mysterton, it means that the Ecuadoreans might be giving their Wikileaks guest Julian Assange a hint.
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Dave Barry The other funnyman worth a quote is the inimitable Dave Barry , the American columnist who talks about Florida the way The Magpie talks about Townsville only he is far funnier, proof being that The Magpie pinches more of his lines (many) than he does of The Magpies (none). This was his challenge to a graduating class, but it can just as well apply to the year 2019. How are you, Class, going to respond when the Clock-Radio of Challenge emits the Irritating Buzz of Opportunity? Are you going to roll over and hit the Snooze Button of Complacency? Or are you going to wake up and, after performing the Bodily Functions of Preparedness, boldly grasp the Toothbrush of Tomorrow? And no matter what you do in the coming year, make sure youre always politically correct, so no snowflakes will melt before your harsh words.
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And So To This Week In Trumpistan First, compare Trump as Commander In Chief of real US soldiers, on his surprise visit to Iraq
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Guess whos wondering if she packed the shampoo? with this.
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And now to our final gallery of the year about the man Frankie Boyle described as this troll-doll King Lear, who looks like something youd pick off a baking tray after cooking pizza above it.
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And Finally How The Hell ? The Pie has been occasionally upbraided for the use of naughty words in this blog well, one word in particular. He is aware that it can be confronting, but it is the other F word Frustration that compels him to sometimes resort to other for emphasis. Anyway, so what, if its good enough for Sesame Street, its good enough for The Pie. .. So that was the year that was, and what a rip-snorter we have coming up. Turns out this edition wasnt so mini after all. Comments run throughout the holiday break 24/7, so you dont have to wait to have your say. And the New Year will look even rosier for the old bird if you think the Nest is worth a small donation to keep it neat and tidy. The how to donate button is below. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YALL. http://www.townsvillemagpie.com.au/to-end-the-year-a-mini-magpie-with-a-mini-mystery/
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Abortion
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Julianne Danao
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Planned Parenthood’s rejection of a White House offer to maintain federal funding if it drops its abortion business demonstrates how important the lethal procedure is to the organization, Southern Baptist leaders said.The informal proposal and the refusal – reported March 6 by The New York Times -- came as Congress and President Trump consider legislation to cut funds for the country’s scandal-plagued, leading abortion provider. Both a budget bill and a new health-care replacement measure proposed in the House of Representatives would slash funds for Planned Parenthood, which receives more than $500 million annually in government grants and reimbursements.Planned Parenthood’s top officers were unequivocal in their opposition to eliminating abortion after The Times reported the outreach to the organization’s allies.“Planned Parenthood is proud to provide abortion — a necessary service that’s as vital to our mission as birth control or cancer screenings,” tweeted Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA) March 6.The rejection of the offer reveals “that without abortion, there would be no Planned Parenthood,” Southern Baptist ethicist Russell Moore told Baptist Press in written comments. Planned Parenthood “is not a ‘health-care’ organization but a storefront for an industry that devalues human life and exploits families and communities,” said Moore, president of the Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission (ERLC).“This is just another example of why Planned Parenthood deserves not a penny of taxpayer funding,” he said. “I pray that we will see the day soon when federal support of Planned Parenthood and the abortion industry is seen as a piece of history from a bygone, more morally confused time."R. Albert Mohler Jr., president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary and a well-known cultural commentator, said the development shows Planned Parenthood is “monomaniacally committed to abortion. They are the central agency of the culture of death in this society.”“What Planned Parenthood is saying here is that their values are the values of abortion,” Mohler said on the March 8 episode of “The Briefing,” his weekday podcast. “To what extent? To an extent that they will put at risk half a billion dollars of taxpayer money in annual funding because they are so committed to abortion.”In another Twitter response March 6, PPFA’s Richards said, “We won't back down in the face of threats or intimidation, or turn our backs on the patients who count on us. Not today, tomorrow, not ever.”Dawn Laguens, PPFA’s executive vice president, tweeted March 6, “Offering money to Planned Parenthood to abandon our patients and our values is not a deal that we will ever accept.“Also, say it with me folks: Abortion is health care,” Laguens tweeted later in the day.In acknowledging the offer, President Trump told The Times March 6, “As I said throughout the campaign, I am pro-life and I am deeply committed to investing in women’s health and plan to significantly increase federal funding in support of nonabortion services such as cancer screenings. Polling shows the majority of Americans oppose public funding for abortion, even those who identify as pro-choice. There is an opportunity for organizations to continue the important work they do in support of women’s health, while not providing abortion services.”The effort to cut public funds for Planned Parenthood has grown through years marked by the organization’s continued reception of large sums of government money, its performance of nearly one-third of the abortions in the United States while non-abortion services declined and a variety of scandals.PPFA and its affiliates received $553.7 million in government grants and reimbursements in the organization’s latest financial year, 2014-15. Planned Parenthood’s affiliates performed 323,999 abortions during 2013-14, the most recent reporting year for which statistics are available.The latest scandal was unveiled in 2015, when a series of undercover videos provided evidence Planned Parenthood was trading in body parts from aborted babies.
TITLE OF THE TEXT:
Rejection shows abortion’s value to Planned Parenthood
AUTHOR OF THE TEXT:
Tomy Strode
WEB ADDRESS:
https://erlc.com/resource-library/articles/sbc-leaders-rejection-shows-abortions-value-to-planned-parenthood
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Teenage pregnancy is one of the most reason why women decided to have a abortion, because they dont have enough education and their many curiousities interms in pregnancy. Thats why, abortion is one of the common problem in our industry because of their unplanned pregnancies they decided to abort the baby.
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The informal proposal and the refusal – reported March 6 by The New York Times
Mary Jane Gantes
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In the summer of 1998, a friend and I spent an evening together. A few weeks later she told me she was pregnant, and it was mine. Neither of us expected it, and neither of us felt ready to raise a child together. We were not in love and thought it would be better to go our separate ways with a clean slate. So we chose to have an abortion.We gathered $400 from a friend and went to a clinic that prescribed us a pill. We drove to someone’s empty home, where we would spend the night. I got her a glass of water to take the pill. I held her hand while she cramped and cried. I was there as we ended the life of our unborn child.Some choices leave scars. Our abortion was one of those choices. In the years since our decision, I’ve often reflected on what happened that summer. It has changed me. It has given me more compassion toward those who face the fear of an unplanned pregnancy.God has brought healing and shown forgiveness that I do not deserve. You can read more about that here. My experience with the abortion is one reason I often speak about the issue—even when I’m asked to stop speaking about it.It is her body.In recent days, I have had conversations with several women who have challenged me to remain silent about abortion. I’ve been told, “It is a woman’s body; she has the right to choose what to do with it,” and, “You’re a man; you have no right to tell a woman what to do with her body.”I am sensitive to their request. A woman’s body is given to her as a gift from God. It should never be touched in ways she does not permit. A man does not have the right to force her to use her body against her will. Her body is hers and that must be respected.Abortion is not just about a mother’s choice. It is also about a father’s responsibility.No man can truly understand the joys of pregnancy or the fears of an unexpected pregnancy. Men have their own related hopes and sorrows, but there is a unique way a woman hopes for her womb to be filled with life. There is also a unique sorrow women know when that life ends through miscarriage or the choice of abortion. As Proverbs 14:10 says, “Each heart knows its own bitterness, and no one else can share its joy.”It’s not only her body.Yet, the fact that it is a woman’s body does not capture the whole truth. When a woman becomes pregnant, her body is not solely hers any longer. It also belongs to her child. In the miracle of motherhood, a living human being is conceived within her body and then attaches to the wall of her womb. It is within her, yet distinct from her. It is in her body, but it is not her body.What is growing within her is not merely a tumor or clump of cells that has the potential to be a baby. It is a baby. Some may push back on this, but it is scientifically dishonest to do so. The child in the womb has unique DNA, unique blood type, and every quality that makes us distinctly human. What is in her is a unique, living human being. The child has a detectable heartbeat between 5-6 weeks.We all know the baby is a living being. If we found on Mars what we find in the womb of a mother, we would certainly say we found life. And we all know it is a human. It can be scientifically proven that 100 percent of the time nothing other than a human will come out during birth. At the moment of conception, a living human begins to take up residency inside his or her mother.God’s wonderful design is for a child to be united to his or her mother and receive protected housing as they grow and nourishment as they develop. This sacrificial love is part of what it means to be a mother. Any of us who are reading these words have known this divinely designed care, regardless of our birth circumstances. The mother’s body is her body, but it is not only her body. Her body has become the home to another distinct human.It’s not only her baby.This is where a father’s responsibility must be highlighted. While the woman’s body is her body, it is not only her baby. It is their baby; regardless of whether they planned to have a child together or not; regardless of whether the father desires to be responsible for his choices or not. This is true of every pregnancy, including the one I chose to take part in ending. When we had the abortion, it wasn’t my body, but it was my baby.Please hold back any desire to roll your eyes here. There are few things more precious than a father’s love. This is one of the reasons the world has fallen in love with Jack and Randall from the hit show This Is Us. There’s something in us that wants fathers like Jack and Randall; or if we are fathers, we want to be like them. This is also why the Internet celebrated the father who charged a disgraced doctor who sexually assaulted his three daughters. The importance of fathers resonates within us all. Those who had wonderful fathers celebrate them and those who did not know the ache that is left behind.Abortion is not just about a mother’s choice. It is also about a father’s
responsibility must be highlighted. While the woman’s body is her body, it is not only her baby. It is their baby; regardless of whether they planned to have a child together or not; regardless of whether the father desires to be responsible for his choices or not. This is true of every pregnancy, including the one I chose to take part in ending. When we had the abortion, it wasn’t my body, but it was my baby.Please hold back any desire to roll your eyes here. There are few things more precious than a father’s love. This is one of the reasons the world has fallen in love with Jack and Randall from the hit show This Is Us. There’s something in us that wants fathers like Jack and Randall; or if we are fathers, we want to be like them. This is also why the Internet celebrated the father who charged a disgraced doctor who sexually assaulted his three daughters. The importance of fathers resonates within us all. Those who had wonderful fathers celebrate them and those who did not know the ache that is left behind.Abortion is not just about a mother’s choice. It is also about a father’s responsibility. Perpetuating the lie that men need to stay out of the discussion about abortion—because it is a woman’s body—is not only untrue, it is catastrophic for generations to come. What we need is a generation of young men who honor ladies by helping them protect the precious gift of their sexuality as it was intended to be.We need a generation of young men who will not treat women like objects, but honor them with decency and respect. We need a generation of young men who will not walk away when they get a woman pregnant or pressure a woman to end their child’s life. We need a generation of men who will love their unborn children and go the utmost lengths to encourage the mother to have their baby. They must be willing to help raise the child or place the child for adoption.We also need a generation of women who will encourage men to take responsibility and show the sacrificial love and empathy that ought to mark men, not push them out of the conversation about abortion.Though abortion uniquely affects women, it is not only about women. It is also about the child in her womb, and the child’s father. Because in the end it is her body, but it is their baby.
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Why an unwanted pregnancy is about the baby and the father, too
AUTHOR OF THE TEXT:
Garret Kell
WEB ADDRESS:
https://erlc.com/resource-library/author-index/garrett-kell
MAIN IDEA OF THE TEXT:
Abortion are most often a result of unwanted pregnancies. One of the most examples is teenage pregnancy. Young women abort their babies because of their career and education plans in their life and they can't accept that their are now a mother.
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As Proverbs 14:10 says, “Each heart knows its own bitterness, and no one else can share its joy.”It’s not only her body.Yet, the fact that it is a woman’s body does not capture the whole truth.
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More than ‘mom-in-chief’: Michelle Obama bows out as dynamic first lady
Obamas commitment to childrens health and education remained steadfast in the past eight years as she transformed into an impassioned political figure
With rends in her sees and her articulation cracking with spirit, the self-declared mom-in-chief stepped off the public stage on Friday with her final communication as first lady, advising young Americans to believe in the strength of hope.
Michelle Obama, who began her White House times engaging the generally soft themes that have often limited the brides of chairmen, ended with a clarion call for diversification and vowing to make it her lifes work to help disadvantaged children get to college, a personal mission that has its roots in her own Chicago childhood.
In a profoundly psychological thinking on what lies ahead for the US in the era of President Donald Trump, she transported a clear message to young people to rise above discord, exasperation and bigotry , no matter what they look like, their background or religion.
My final meaning to young people as first lady is simple-minded. I miss our young people to know that they matter, that they belong … Dont be afraid, be focused. Be measured. Be hopeful. Be empowered. Entitle yourself with a good education … then build a country worthy of your boundless promise.
The sign-off in the East Room of the White House ended with her being engulfed in hugs from academy counsellors from across the US whom she celebrated for the crucial support they be provided to students in their darkest moments.
It was also a moment to tag the eight-year pilgrimage she has made to become an impassioned political figure in her own privilege. She has never stood for role, but there were eras in the final weeks of the US election campaign when it seemed possible that she could run for chairperson and win.
She had taken the fight to Donald Trump, telling a Hillary Clinton rally in New Hampshire that his boasts about sexually assaulting maidens had shaken her to her core. This is not ordinary. This is not politics as usual. This is disgraceful. It is unbearable, she said in a speech which uncovered a toughness and an ability to connect with an gathering to rival her “husbands ” gifts.
Speaking in Philadelphia from the same programme as Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, she emerged as the real virtuoso of the Democratic assembly, moving the gathering to snaps as she spoke about the possibility of setting up the first girl chairwoman, and her own familys outing from slavery to the White House.
Drawing powerfully on her own family history her great-great-grandfather lived as a slave she spoke of the histories of generations of people who experienced the flog of servitude, the reproach of servitude, the bite of discrimination, but who hindered on endeavour and hoping and doing what are required to be said and done that today I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.
And I watch my daughters, two beautiful, intelligent, black young women playing with their hounds on the White House lawn.
Ever since Martha Washington deplored that she felt like a commonwealth captive, the role of the first lady “ve always been” seen as a holding one, where gentility comes firstly and controversy is better avoided.
And Michelle Obamas White House times inaugurated commonly as a self-styled mom-in-chief, with two daughters aged 10 and seven, advocating a healthy-living agenda.
She altered a far area of the White House floors into a vegetable plot and accompanied children from some of Washingtons poorest schools to help her bush broccoli. She too fascinating with her flippant willingness to droop convention joining in with an Evolution of Mom Dancingroutine on the talkshow Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, to promote her Lets Move fitness push and later, getting in the fare bench for Carpool Karaoke with James Corden to promote her Let Girls Learn global education campaign.
Michelle Obama acceded to by Washington DC school children as they glean the White House Kitchen Garden. Photograph: Andrew Harnik/ AP
If some felt disappointed by the gentle topics she adopted initially, it became clear there was a golden yarn moving through her efforts as she began to focus on more substantial a matter that manifested her own childhood growing up in Chicago.
She connected the discussions on artillery brutality after the death in 2013 of Hadiya Pendleton, the Chicago teenager who was killed by a stray missile periods after she returned home from taking part in the presidents induction fetes with her high school marching band.
Speaking later that year in Chicago, Obama said her operation and her anger lay in ensuring the health and improvement and success of young people in this city.
Describing her own childhood, she said: Back then, our parents knew that if they loved and encouraged us, if they deterred us off the street and out of bother, then united be OK. They knew that if they did everything right, wed have a chance.
But today, for too many households and children in this city, thats plainly no longer the lawsuit. Today, too many boys in this city are living just a few stops, sometimes even just a few blockages, from lustrous skyscrapers and leafy commons and world-class museums and universities, yet all of that might as well be in a different government, even in a different continent.
Because instead of spending their days enjoying the abundance of riches this city has to offer, they are downed with watching their backs. Theyre afraid to walk alone, because they might get jumped. Theyre afraid to walk in groups, because that is likely to identify them as part of a mob and introduce them at risk.
She said: Hadiyas family did everything right, but she still didnt have a chance. And that floor the story of Hadiyas life and death we read that narration day in day out, month after month, year after year in this city and around this country.
The Reach Higher initiative she has endorse aims to invigorate every student to carry on past high school building on the health start she promoted, by creating conditions for girls to get to college, and then find foundation on campus be used to help succeed.
She was still Michelle Robinson, daughter of a secretary and a spout craftsman at a Chicago water company, when her schoolteachers told her that she was aiming too high by setting her spates on Princeton, the Ivy League university. But she made it, and was just going Harvard Law School very, although as she said years thereafter: I still hear that disbelieve ringing in my head.
Michelle Obama campaigned for Hillary Clinton during her presidential lope. Image: Chuck Burton/ AP
The commencement addresses she has delivered each year at college graduation ceremonies during her era at the White House have experienced her turn to her own personal skirmishes, including the death of her father, to oblige home the message that education is the single biggest move of success for young person. She told Virginia Tech students: I came to realize that best available space in order to be allowed to reputation my papas life was by how I lived my own life. I realized that the best way to fill the hole he had left was to do for other young person what he had done for me. So I left that fancy principle conglomerate, and I wound up eventually running a nonprofit organization that studied young people for jobs in public service.
She has taken her aspirational word to young girls in various regions of the world including students from an inner-city school in London, some of whom extended with her on a fact-finding mission to Oxford University and were later accredited to participate in the White House. We are counting on you, we are counting on every single one of you to be the best that you can be, she told their school meeting.
If Barack Obamas presidential bequest hangs in the balance with the commencement of the Trump administration, it is possible that as a family, the Obamas have achieved something of lasting meaning which cannot be erased. They have shown young African Americans that they extremely can have ambition and success.
Rictor Craig was a school principal at Friendship Woodbridge elementary and middle school in one of the poorest wards of Washington when some of his intellectuals were invited to help Michelle Obama plant her White House kitchen garden in 2014.
Now director of academics at the nine institutions of Friendship Woodbridge, he said the visit and the simple-minded happening that the Obamas acquired it to the White House had a transformative accomplish on pupils.
Ultimately it allowed my kids to see that they have a possibility, that people who look like them, that they are able to relate to, can one day aspire to get into the White House.
Seeing Michelle Obama and the first family in the White House actually motivated our academics because they know that both the mothers are college trained, they know that Malia and Sasha are going to college and these are things that they get to see on a daily basis, that they can then liken to their own fib. Its huge.
Michelle Obama it seems, never will run for power. If I were interested in it, Id say it, she told Oprah Winfrey in her large-scale exit interrogation last month. People dont genuinely understand how hard this is. And its not something that you cavalierly just sort of ask a family to do again.
But as she tried in vain to wave away her tears at the end of her last-place pronunciation, she made clear that his efforts to get children a better start and a great education will remain her lifes production. I will be with you, springing for you for the rest of my life.
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Tribune photo by Don Cogger Wyoming game warden Joe Pickett the blue-collar protagonist of a series of Western crime novels by Wyoming native C.J. Box has a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong (or right) time. Beginning with Open Season in 2001, the straight-arrow Pickett has juggled life as a devoted husband and father with the hardships that come with being a state employee who lives paycheck to paycheck. Crossing paths with some of the more unsavory characters in contemporary fiction, Pickett has battled corrupt politicians, organized crime, eco-terrorists and a truly frightening mother-in-law, all in the name of enforcing Game and Fish regulations. He once arrested the sitting governor for fishing without a license. Only in Wyoming. Exploring the writing process Debuting at No. 2 on The New York Times Bestsellers list last month, Vicious Circle marks the 17th book to feature Pickett and his usual cast of characters, as well as the return of a pair of his fiercest adversaries disgraced rodeo champion Dallas Cates and Cates mother Brenda. In Billings last week for a book recreational fishing signing event, Box reflected on the challenges of creating an everymans hero while making each story seem fresh and new. I read a lot of series, so I see how other authors do it, the Cheyenne-area resident said, settling into his chair at the Barnes & Noble Cafe. Some dont keep it fresh; they start writing the same book over and over. One of the things that makes these books different is that the game fishing d shackles characters age in real time. The family has grown up in front of us over the years: Joes oldest daughter Sheridan was 7 in the first book, and in this one, shes a University of Wyoming graduate. Because of that, the dynamics change, giving each book a little different approach. Another technique Box uses to keep readers engaged is to base each book around a hot-button issue or controversy be it wildlife management, the Endangered Species Act or renewable energy, to name a few. When you approach it from that angle, its not about the whodunit, its about whats going on at that moment, he explained.
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Tests have confirmed the bug that caused the campylobactor outbreak in Havelock North was from a ruminant animal. A monitoring tool used by councils to analyse freshwater quality does not measure effluent run-off. Photo: RNZ / Claire Eastham-Farrelly Seven out of 11 regional councils rely on a software tool called Overseer to manage freshwater quality by analysing farm nutrient run-off. The system is run by the government, the fertiliser industry and agricultural scientists. Fish and Game senior regional planner Peter Wilson said there was a significant flaw in that system. "Because pathogen pathways are not built in to Overseer and Overseer is often the only tool used by regional councils to manage this, we've effectively forgotten an important component in managing our environment." That missing component was the biggest risk to human health, Mr Wilson said. "Councils put significant emphasis on [Overseer], but mainly for things such as nitrogen and phospohourus." The government was taking an "ambulance at the bottom of the cliff" approach, he said. "There is always monitoring and sampling of rivers and waterways, but that's dealing with the end result of the pollution rather than the source of pollution, so there is an urgent need for pathogens to be built into Overseer." Overseer chief executive Caroline Read said the software looked at how nutrients in faeces might run off across the topography of the land, but it did not factor in the effect of weather. "It doesn't consider a heavy rainfall event because it gives a long term estimate of the nutrient losses." Hawkes Bay received extremely heavy rainfall about 10 days before the outbreak became apparent. Ms Read confirmed Overseer did not monitor pathogens. When it was set up 20 years ago the focus was just on nutrients, she said.
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To End The Year, A Mini-Magpie With A Mini Mystery.
Has mega-fraudster Craig Gore skipped Australia? And if so, why hasnt this been reported in the media especially since he is supposed to have made a midnight flit the very day after a judge refused to allow him to leave? In other matters, one has to admit that the Townsville Bulletin is consistent it has ended the year as it started, continuing its weekly Olympic-standard shambles. And Mongrel the Barrister has left us lawyer Mark Donnelly, the man who inspired a much loved Magpie character has passed away. and our final visit to Trumpistan for 2018. But first Its hard to keep a good man down, and our fav toonist Bentley is nothing if not a good man. Even in the holiday season, he casts his jaundiced eye over the news, and brings us a different and rib-tickling perspective. This week, he was much taken as most of us were with the drone drama at Gatwick Airport in the UK. A professional drone was reported in the airports approach and departure air space, and thousands of travellers were stuck when the whole shebang was shut down for a couple of days while the wallopers tried to go hi-tech and trace the source of the bastardry. Its not fully sorted yet, but Bentley thinks the drone may have already met its fate.
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Why Arent All The Gore-y Details Available?
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Will ye no come back agin, laddie? Now to our mini-mystery. On December 19, this report appeared in the Courier Mail. Judge denies disgraced former rich-lister Craig Gore request to travel overseas Vanessa Marsh, The Courier-Mail December 20, 2018 2:21pm A DISGRACED former rich-lister accused of ripping off almost $800,000 from investors has broken down in court after a judge refused his request to leave the country to visit family. Lawyers for alleged fraudster Craig Gore today launched an application in the Queensland District Court, seeking for the former businessmans bail conditions to be altered to allow him to travel to Sweden to visit his wife and children. But Judge Paul Smith denied the request, saying Gore faced a long time in prison if convicted and there was a real risk he would not return to Australia to face trial. Gore is facing 12 charges of fraud over allegations he swindled about $800,000 from self-managed super fund investors in 2013-14. He also faces three charges of managing companies while disqualified. Now that seems pretty definitive and eminently sensible. But The Magpie was informed two days later, by a regular contact and mate who has always been on the money in the past, that Gore went back to court the next day on another application, and had his passport returned so he could be with his family in Sweden at Christmas. He was to return in three months to face trial and possibility of a lengthy striped suntan. The Pies contact says Gore was on a flight out of Brisbane that night at 11pm, accompanied by a lawyer (that was apparently part of the arrangement) who will return with certain paperwork. Gore will be expected to make his own way back to face his fate in March. Yeah, right. Now all that is as it may be, BUT THIS SPECTACULAR REVERSAL OF A JUDGES IMPLACABLE DECISION HAS BEEN NEITHER EXPLAINED OR APPEARED IN THE MEDIA. Well, not that The Magpie can find, after days of searching to verify. If it is true, there will be a hell of a lot of very pissed off people Gores victims and the tireless investigators who nailed him who know just how long are the odds that we will ever see this shyster again. Shades of Skase!! Perhaps we will never know how this came about if it did come about because there will be a lofty judicial silence of unaccountability if he is a no show but surely the second hearing was an open court? Hard to fathom why it wasnt reported. Mongrel The Barrister Is No More The Magpies good mate Mark Sludge Donnelly the man who partially inspired the popular Magpie character Mongrel the Barrister, died in his family home in Cairns last weekend. It is fair to say that Mark was my best mate in the halcyon days of Portraits Bar in the Exchange Hotel all through the Noughties, the years when I was reporting court matters for the Bulletin. We were part of a memorable and disparate group, the bar crowded with our marvellously mixed group every Thursday, Friday and sometimes Saturday nights. (The fondly remembered Portraits became Poseurs Bar in the newspaper column and then in this blog.) Mark was universally known as Sludge, which he happily answered to, but never fully explained, even to me, its origins apparently it had something to do with a memorable comment from a lecturer or senior teacher suggesting Marks behaviour at that time some comparable to something from the bottom of a pond. Sludge was one of the wittiest people Ive known, and his memory was nothing short of astounding, not just for quoting legal precedents but in all things, particularly pop music. He always commandeered the music machine at parties, and was a pretty good DJ. He also had an eye for a well turned ankle, and his way of getting ladies to talk about themselves endeared him to more than one. Like many a member of the Portraits push, Mark liked a drink, and some believed he was a bit too enthusiastic in this direction. But I would say that rather than having a battle with the bottle, he just had frequent skirmishes with it, as we all did and any excess rarely affected his work at the other more sedate bar, where he often shone. Mark left Townsville when his father died, to live with his mother in the family home in Cairns. He didnt practice in Cairns, and went into virtual retirement, which was plagued by ill health for some time. He returned to Townsville annually for his birthday, but I lost touch in the past few years, for which I feel a bit miserable now. Sludge is now undoubtedly arguing the finer points about the Laws of Entry with St Peter for that is certainly where this witty, soft-hearted old friend of mine now is because we all know God loves a larrikin. Mark was 62. They Really Dont Understand Language at The Astonisher, Do They? And they even get the wrong WORD for a headlines. Even when theyre trying to make a pun, which kinda depends on the right word, yes? But we got a headline quoting some bizoid saying Townsville is bracing for a great 2018. Bracing for? Ahem. Youve managed to say EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what you meant. Heres the dictionary definition of bracing. verb[withobject] prepare (someone or oneself) forsomethingdifficult or unpleasant:both stations arebracingthemselvesforjoblosses|policeare braced fora trafficnightmare. So although this paper goes through life like a bouncing Hari Krishna whos visited the medicine cabinet once too often, giving us totally unquestioning, unexamined glop about our economy (usually from someone with a vested interest), it seem to have inadvertently hit on the truth here. However, the most tedious aspect of the paper of late is the dreary attempts at humour in headlines, particularly about crime, a subject no one in Townsville with the exception of you folks in Flinders Street, finds the least bit funny. AND EVEN THEN, LANGUAGE FAILS YOU let alone a sharp sense of humour.Take this major front page fail on Thursday.
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Swindler? My dear headline writer, stay with me on this and read slowly, feel free to move your lips as you must. Now lets see, a swindler is someone who fiddles some unsuspecting victim out of something. That person would be called a fiddler, and if hidden in a ceiling, could be described as ta da a Fiddler In The Roof. You see, this would then coincide with the hit musical of the same name oh, how we would have all fallen about, clutching our sides in mirth, and holding your superior wit in such esteem!!! But swindler? Now weve just got a headache from smacking our foreheads yet again. And this one in simply NOT TRUE. This online
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The actual number of people who said (or may have said, who knows, its probably a fiddled fantasy anyway) was 55% of the 700 or so people who responded to a totally uncontrolled survey. If there area 220,000 potential readers (ha! you wish) in the circulation area, the percentage is not even .5 of one percent. But we all know that the on-line edition is sloppy, so the paper itself will temper the outlandish claims, wont it? Errr no.
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This is simply lying, and treating people like morons. And still they wonder But barely have we swallowed our anger before we start scratching our heads over weird genuinely weird stories like this, which would suggest that English isnt TEL boss Patricia OCallaghans first language, or she was suffering mild sunstroke when she was penned the media release from which the story was transcribed.
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This story is selective twaddle certainly straight off an unedited media release from the Dudley Do Nothings, meaningless twaddle in which Ms OCallaghan specialises. It has often been said of her that she has the gift of the gab, and aint that the truth, just about all of what she has to say, in The Pies experience, is just that meaningless gabble that sounds good until it is more thoughtfully examined. Like this: The Museum of Underwater Art, located within the heart of The Great Barrier Reef, is a proposal based on the works of international sculpture and underwater artist Jason deCaires Taylor. Whats that bit located in the heart of the Great Barrier Reef? Has there been a Krakatoa-like geographic shift we havent noticed? The Underwater Museum, one of several planned along the coast, will be, at last report, just of Maggy Island, the GBR is a at least an hour or more away by fast cat . But in it goes to the story, with a newbie cub reporter just churning out this PR bumf. But wait, theres more. We then get this prize piece of meaningless gabble from the top executive charged with attracting and promoting tourism to Townsville: Its a project that is going to enhance the Great Barrier Reef experience and also educate visitors on how we manage and live with the reef everyday Ms OCallaghan said. That is absolute poppycock that is totally meaningless. And We? Bloody WE? FFS, girl, get a bloody grip. Insulting, uppity tripe from Ms OCallaghan and lazy, presumably unsupervised reporting (read: select all, copy and paste) by a very uncurious junior reporter (read: stenographer). Really, a monkey using scrabble board wouldve made more sense. The clusterfuck continues no wonder were so deep in the shit. Other matters As if golf didnt already have enough hazards.
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Frankie Boyle The cleverest quote of the week comes from the Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle in the Guardian. But first, his preamble touched a chord for The Magpie, who can vouch for it when Mr Boyle writes: The plight of the satirist, such as it is, is a compulsion to look at the grimmest, most important thing they can think of, and then for reasons that probably wouldnt survive a really good therapist, try to make it funny. To try to address the iniquities of their society, the satirist must manufacture some hope that what theyre doing might make a difference, then type it all up and send it off somewhere before they remember that it never does. Looking back over the events of this year is a bit like holding a doll for a therapist and pointing to where the bad man hurt you. Mr Boyles point is a universal one, which can be shared by Townsvilleans looking back over the past shambolic year. But his prize quote is so subtle, that you may have to think about for a while The Pie roared after a few seconds. The murder ofJamal Khashoggiby Saudi Arabia is another very difficult subject to find the lighter side of, unless someone in the Ecuadorean embassy has clipped the story out and stuck it to the fridge. (Sigh) Dear Mystified of Mysterton, it means that the Ecuadoreans might be giving their Wikileaks guest Julian Assange a hint.
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Dave Barry The other funnyman worth a quote is the inimitable Dave Barry , the American columnist who talks about Florida the way The Magpie talks about Townsville only he is far funnier, proof being that The Magpie pinches more of his lines (many) than he does of The Magpies (none). This was his challenge to a graduating class, but it can just as well apply to the year 2019. How are you, Class, going to respond when the Clock-Radio of Challenge emits the Irritating Buzz of Opportunity? Are you going to roll over and hit the Snooze Button of Complacency? Or are you going to wake up and, after performing the Bodily Functions of Preparedness, boldly grasp the Toothbrush of Tomorrow? And no matter what you do in the coming year, make sure youre always politically correct, so no snowflakes will melt before your harsh words.
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And So To This Week In Trumpistan First, compare Trump as Commander In Chief of real US soldiers, on his surprise visit to Iraq
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Guess whos wondering if she packed the shampoo? with this.
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And now to our final gallery of the year about the man Frankie Boyle described as this troll-doll King Lear, who looks like something youd pick off a baking tray after cooking pizza above it.
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And Finally How The Hell ? The Pie has been occasionally upbraided for the use of naughty words in this blog well, one word in particular. He is aware that it can be confronting, but it is the other F word Frustration that compels him to sometimes resort to other for emphasis. Anyway, so what, if its good enough for Sesame Street, its good enough for The Pie. .. So that was the year that was, and what a rip-snorter we have coming up. Turns out this edition wasnt so mini after all. Comments run throughout the holiday break 24/7, so you dont have to wait to have your say. And the New Year will look even rosier for the old bird if you think the Nest is worth a small donation to keep it neat and tidy. The how to donate button is below. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YALL. http://www.townsvillemagpie.com.au/to-end-the-year-a-mini-magpie-with-a-mini-mystery/
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To End The Year, A Mini-Magpie With A Mini Mystery.
Has mega-fraudster Craig Gore skipped Australia? And if so, why hasnt this been reported in the media especially since he is supposed to have made a midnight flit the very day after a judge refused to allow him to leave? In other matters, one has to admit that the Townsville Bulletin is consistent it has ended the year as it started, continuing its weekly Olympic-standard shambles. And Mongrel the Barrister has left us lawyer Mark Donnelly, the man who inspired a much loved Magpie character has passed away. and our final visit to Trumpistan for 2018. But first Its hard to keep a good man down, and our fav toonist Bentley is nothing if not a good man. Even in the holiday season, he casts his jaundiced eye over the news, and brings us a different and rib-tickling perspective. This week, he was much taken as most of us were with the drone drama at Gatwick Airport in the UK. A professional drone was reported in the airports approach and departure air space, and thousands of travellers were stuck when the whole shebang was shut down for a couple of days while the wallopers tried to go hi-tech and trace the source of the bastardry. Its not fully sorted yet, but Bentley thinks the drone may have already met its fate.
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Will ye no come back agin, laddie? Now to our mini-mystery. On December 19, this report appeared in the Courier Mail. Judge denies disgraced former rich-lister Craig Gore request to travel overseas Vanessa Marsh, The Courier-Mail December 20, 2018 2:21pm A DISGRACED former rich-lister accused of ripping off almost $800,000 from investors has broken down in court after a judge refused his request to leave the country to visit family. Lawyers for alleged fraudster Craig Gore today launched an application in the Queensland District Court, seeking for the former businessmans bail conditions to be altered to allow him to travel to Sweden to visit his wife and children. But Judge Paul Smith denied the request, saying Gore faced a long time in prison if convicted and there was a real risk he would not return to Australia to face trial. Gore is facing 12 charges of fraud over allegations he swindled about $800,000 from self-managed super fund investors in 2013-14. He also faces three charges of managing companies while disqualified. Now that seems pretty definitive and eminently sensible. But The Magpie was informed two days later, by a regular contact and mate who has always been on the money in the past, that Gore went back to court the next day on another application, and had his passport returned so he could be with his family in Sweden at Christmas. He was to return in three months to face trial and possibility of a lengthy striped suntan. The Pies contact says Gore was on a flight out of Brisbane that night at 11pm, accompanied by a lawyer (that was apparently part of the arrangement) who will return with certain paperwork. Gore will be expected to make his own way back to face his fate in March. Yeah, right. Now all that is as it may be, BUT THIS SPECTACULAR REVERSAL OF A JUDGES IMPLACABLE DECISION HAS BEEN NEITHER EXPLAINED OR APPEARED IN THE MEDIA. Well, not that The Magpie can find, after days of searching to verify. If it is true, there will be a hell of a lot of very pissed off people Gores victims and the tireless investigators who nailed him who know just how long are the odds that we will ever see this shyster again. Shades of Skase!! Perhaps we will never know how this came about if it did come about because there will be a lofty judicial silence of unaccountability if he is a no show but surely the second hearing was an open court? Hard to fathom why it wasnt reported. Mongrel The Barrister Is No More The Magpies good mate Mark Sludge Donnelly the man who partially inspired the popular Magpie character Mongrel the Barrister, died in his family home in Cairns last weekend. It is fair to say that Mark was my best mate in the halcyon days of Portraits Bar in the Exchange Hotel all through the Noughties, the years when I was reporting court matters for the Bulletin. We were part of a memorable and disparate group, the bar crowded with our marvellously mixed group every Thursday, Friday and sometimes Saturday nights. (The fondly remembered Portraits became Poseurs Bar in the newspaper column and then in this blog.) Mark was universally known as Sludge, which he happily answered to, but never fully explained, even to me, its origins apparently it had something to do with a memorable comment from a lecturer or senior teacher suggesting Marks behaviour at that time some comparable to something from the bottom of a pond. Sludge was one of the wittiest people Ive known, and his memory was nothing short of astounding, not just for quoting legal precedents but in all things, particularly pop music. He always commandeered the music machine at parties, and was a pretty good DJ. He also had an eye for a well turned ankle, and his way of getting ladies to talk about themselves endeared him to more than one. Like many a member of the Portraits push, Mark liked a drink, and some believed he was a bit too enthusiastic in this direction. But I would say that rather than having a battle with the bottle, he just had frequent skirmishes with it, as we all did and any excess rarely affected his work at the other more sedate bar, where he often shone. Mark left Townsville when his father died, to live with his mother in the family home in Cairns. He didnt practice in Cairns, and went into virtual retirement, which was plagued by ill health for some time. He returned to Townsville annually for his birthday, but I lost touch in the past few years, for which I feel a bit miserable now. Sludge is now undoubtedly arguing the finer points about the Laws of Entry with St Peter for that is certainly where this witty, soft-hearted old friend of mine now is because we all know God loves a larrikin. Mark was 62. They Really Dont Understand Language at The Astonisher, Do They? And they even get the wrong WORD for a headlines. Even when theyre trying to make a pun, which kinda depends on the right word, yes? But we got a headline quoting some bizoid saying Townsville is bracing for a great 2018. Bracing for? Ahem. Youve managed to say EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what you meant. Heres the dictionary definition of bracing. verb[withobject] prepare (someone or oneself) forsomethingdifficult or unpleasant:both stations arebracingthemselvesforjoblosses|policeare braced fora trafficnightmare. So although this paper goes through life like a bouncing Hari Krishna whos visited the medicine cabinet once too often, giving us totally unquestioning, unexamined glop about our economy (usually from someone with a vested interest), it seem to have inadvertently hit on the truth here. However, the most tedious aspect of the paper of late is the dreary attempts at humour in headlines, particularly about crime, a subject no one in Townsville with the exception of you folks in Flinders Street, finds the least bit funny. AND EVEN THEN, LANGUAGE FAILS YOU let alone a sharp sense of humour.Take this major front page fail on Thursday.
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Swindler? My dear headline writer, stay with me on this and read slowly, feel free to move your lips as you must. Now lets see, a swindler is someone who fiddles some unsuspecting victim out of something. That person would be called a fiddler, and if hidden in a ceiling, could be described as ta da a Fiddler In The Roof. You see, this would then coincide with the hit musical of the same name oh, how we would have all fallen about, clutching our sides in mirth, and holding your superior wit in such esteem!!! But swindler? Now weve just got a headache from smacking our foreheads yet again. And this one in simply NOT TRUE. This online
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The actual number of people who said (or may have said, who knows, its probably a fiddled fantasy anyway) was 55% of the 700 or so people who responded to a totally uncontrolled survey. If there area 220,000 potential readers (ha! you wish) in the circulation area, the percentage is not even .5 of one percent. But we all know that the on-line edition is sloppy, so the paper itself will temper the outlandish claims, wont it? Errr no.
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This is simply lying, and treating people like morons. And still they wonder But barely have we swallowed our anger before we start scratching our heads over weird genuinely weird stories like this, which would suggest that English isnt TEL boss Patricia OCallaghans first language, or she was suffering mild sunstroke when she was penned the media release from which the story was transcribed.
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This story is selective twaddle certainly straight off an unedited media release from the Dudley Do Nothings, meaningless twaddle in which Ms OCallaghan specialises. It has often been said of her that she has the gift of the gab, and aint that the truth, just about all of what she has to say, in The Pies experience, is just that meaningless gabble that sounds good until it is more thoughtfully examined. Like this: The Museum of Underwater Art, located within the heart of The Great Barrier Reef, is a proposal based on the works of international sculpture and underwater artist Jason deCaires Taylor. Whats that bit located in the heart of the Great Barrier Reef? Has there been a Krakatoa-like geographic shift we havent noticed? The Underwater Museum, one of several planned along the coast, will be, at last report, just of Maggy Island, the GBR is a at least an hour or more away by fast cat . But in it goes to the story, with a newbie cub reporter just churning out this PR bumf. But wait, theres more. We then get this prize piece of meaningless gabble from the top executive charged with attracting and promoting tourism to Townsville: Its a project that is going to enhance the Great Barrier Reef experience and also educate visitors on how we manage and live with the reef everyday Ms OCallaghan said. That is absolute poppycock that is totally meaningless. And We? Bloody WE? FFS, girl, get a bloody grip. Insulting, uppity tripe from Ms OCallaghan and lazy, presumably unsupervised reporting (read: select all, copy and paste) by a very uncurious junior reporter (read: stenographer). Really, a monkey using scrabble board wouldve made more sense. The clusterfuck continues no wonder were so deep in the shit. Other matters As if golf didnt already have enough hazards.
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Words of Wisdom From Two Funny Men
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Frankie Boyle The cleverest quote of the week comes from the Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle in the Guardian. But first, his preamble touched a chord for The Magpie, who can vouch for it when Mr Boyle writes: The plight of the satirist, such as it is, is a compulsion to look at the grimmest, most important thing they can think of, and then for reasons that probably wouldnt survive a really good therapist, try to make it funny. To try to address the iniquities of their society, the satirist must manufacture some hope that what theyre doing might make a difference, then type it all up and send it off somewhere before they remember that it never does. Looking back over the events of this year is a bit like holding a doll for a therapist and pointing to where the bad man hurt you. Mr Boyles point is a universal one, which can be shared by Townsvilleans looking back over the past shambolic year. But his prize quote is so subtle, that you may have to think about for a while The Pie roared after a few seconds. The murder ofJamal Khashoggiby Saudi Arabia is another very difficult subject to find the lighter side of, unless someone in the Ecuadorean embassy has clipped the story out and stuck it to the fridge. (Sigh) Dear Mystified of Mysterton, it means that the Ecuadoreans might be giving their Wikileaks guest Julian Assange a hint.
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Dave Barry The other funnyman worth a quote is the inimitable Dave Barry , the American columnist who talks about Florida the way The Magpie talks about Townsville only he is far funnier, proof being that The Magpie pinches more of his lines (many) than he does of The Magpies (none). This was his challenge to a graduating class, but it can just as well apply to the year 2019. How are you, Class, going to respond when the Clock-Radio of Challenge emits the Irritating Buzz of Opportunity? Are you going to roll over and hit the Snooze Button of Complacency? Or are you going to wake up and, after performing the Bodily Functions of Preparedness, boldly grasp the Toothbrush of Tomorrow? And no matter what you do in the coming year, make sure youre always politically correct, so no snowflakes will melt before your harsh words.
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And So To This Week In Trumpistan First, compare Trump as Commander In Chief of real US soldiers, on his surprise visit to Iraq
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Guess whos wondering if she packed the shampoo? with this.
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And now to our final gallery of the year about the man Frankie Boyle described as this troll-doll King Lear, who looks like something youd pick off a baking tray after cooking pizza above it.
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And Finally How The Hell ? The Pie has been occasionally upbraided for the use of naughty words in this blog well, one word in particular. He is aware that it can be confronting, but it is the other F word Frustration that compels him to sometimes resort to other for emphasis. Anyway, so what, if its good enough for Sesame Street, its good enough for The Pie. .. So that was the year that was, and what a rip-snorter we have coming up. Turns out this edition wasnt so mini after all. Comments run throughout the holiday break 24/7, so you dont have to wait to have your say. And the New Year will look even rosier for the old bird if you think the Nest is worth a small donation to keep it neat and tidy. The how to donate button is below. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YALL. http://www.townsvillemagpie.com.au/to-end-the-year-a-mini-magpie-with-a-mini-mystery/
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To End The Year, A Mini-Magpie With A Mini Mystery.
Has mega-fraudster Craig Gore skipped Australia? And if so, why hasnt this been reported in the media especially since he is supposed to have made a midnight flit the very day after a judge refused to allow him to leave? In other matters, one has to admit that the Townsville Bulletin is consistent it has ended the year as it started, continuing its weekly Olympic-standard shambles. And Mongrel the Barrister has left us lawyer Mark Donnelly, the man who inspired a much loved Magpie character has passed away. and our final visit to Trumpistan for 2018. But first Its hard to keep a good man down, and our fav toonist Bentley is nothing if not a good man. Even in the holiday season, he casts his jaundiced eye over the news, and brings us a different and rib-tickling perspective. This week, he was much taken as most of us were with the drone drama at Gatwick Airport in the UK. A professional drone was reported in the airports approach and departure air space, and thousands of travellers were stuck when the whole shebang was shut down for a couple of days while the wallopers tried to go hi-tech and trace the source of the bastardry. Its not fully sorted yet, but Bentley thinks the drone may have already met its fate.
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Why Arent All The Gore-y Details Available?
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Will ye no come back agin, laddie? Now to our mini-mystery. On December 19, this report appeared in the Courier Mail. Judge denies disgraced former rich-lister Craig Gore request to travel overseas Vanessa Marsh, The Courier-Mail December 20, 2018 2:21pm A DISGRACED former rich-lister accused of ripping off almost $800,000 from investors has broken down in court after a judge refused his request to leave the country to visit family. Lawyers for alleged fraudster Craig Gore today launched an application in the Queensland District Court, seeking for the former businessmans bail conditions to be altered to allow him to travel to Sweden to visit his wife and children. But Judge Paul Smith denied the request, saying Gore faced a long time in prison if convicted and there was a real risk he would not return to Australia to face trial. Gore is facing 12 charges of fraud over allegations he swindled about $800,000 from self-managed super fund investors in 2013-14. He also faces three charges of managing companies while disqualified. Now that seems pretty definitive and eminently sensible. But The Magpie was informed two days later, by a regular contact and mate who has always been on the money in the past, that Gore went back to court the next day on another application, and had his passport returned so he could be with his family in Sweden at Christmas. He was to return in three months to face trial and possibility of a lengthy striped suntan. The Pies contact says Gore was on a flight out of Brisbane that night at 11pm, accompanied by a lawyer (that was apparently part of the arrangement) who will return with certain paperwork. Gore will be expected to make his own way back to face his fate in March. Yeah, right. Now all that is as it may be, BUT THIS SPECTACULAR REVERSAL OF A JUDGES IMPLACABLE DECISION HAS BEEN NEITHER EXPLAINED OR APPEARED IN THE MEDIA. Well, not that The Magpie can find, after days of searching to verify. If it is true, there will be a hell of a lot of very pissed off people Gores victims and the tireless investigators who nailed him who know just how long are the odds that we will ever see this shyster again. Shades of Skase!! Perhaps we will never know how this came about if it did come about because there will be a lofty judicial silence of unaccountability if he is a no show but surely the second hearing was an open court? Hard to fathom why it wasnt reported. Mongrel The Barrister Is No More The Magpies good mate Mark Sludge Donnelly the man who partially inspired the popular Magpie character Mongrel the Barrister, died in his family home in Cairns last weekend. It is fair to say that Mark was my best mate in the halcyon days of Portraits Bar in the Exchange Hotel all through the Noughties, the years when I was reporting court matters for the Bulletin. We were part of a memorable and disparate group, the bar crowded with our marvellously mixed group every Thursday, Friday and sometimes Saturday nights. (The fondly remembered Portraits became Poseurs Bar in the newspaper column and then in this blog.) Mark was universally known as Sludge, which he happily answered to, but never fully explained, even to me, its origins apparently it had something to do with a memorable comment from a lecturer or senior teacher suggesting Marks behaviour at that time some comparable to something from the bottom of a pond. Sludge was one of the wittiest people Ive known, and his memory was nothing short of astounding, not just for quoting legal precedents but in all things, particularly pop music. He always commandeered the music machine at parties, and was a pretty good DJ. He also had an eye for a well turned ankle, and his way of getting ladies to talk about themselves endeared him to more than one. Like many a member of the Portraits push, Mark liked a drink, and some believed he was a bit too enthusiastic in this direction. But I would say that rather than having a battle with the bottle, he just had frequent skirmishes with it, as we all did and any excess rarely affected his work at the other more sedate bar, where he often shone. Mark left Townsville when his father died, to live with his mother in the family home in Cairns. He didnt practice in Cairns, and went into virtual retirement, which was plagued by ill health for some time. He returned to Townsville annually for his birthday, but I lost touch in the past few years, for which I feel a bit miserable now. Sludge is now undoubtedly arguing the finer points about the Laws of Entry with St Peter for that is certainly where this witty, soft-hearted old friend of mine now is because we all know God loves a larrikin. Mark was 62. They Really Dont Understand Language at The Astonisher, Do They? And they even get the wrong WORD for a headlines. Even when theyre trying to make a pun, which kinda depends on the right word, yes? But we got a headline quoting some bizoid saying Townsville is bracing for a great 2018. Bracing for? Ahem. Youve managed to say EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what you meant. Heres the dictionary definition of bracing. verb[withobject] prepare (someone or oneself) forsomethingdifficult or unpleasant:both stations arebracingthemselvesforjoblosses|policeare braced fora trafficnightmare. So although this paper goes through life like a bouncing Hari Krishna whos visited the medicine cabinet once too often, giving us totally unquestioning, unexamined glop about our economy (usually from someone with a vested interest), it seem to have inadvertently hit on the truth here. However, the most tedious aspect of the paper of late is the dreary attempts at humour in headlines, particularly about crime, a subject no one in Townsville with the exception of you folks in Flinders Street, finds the least bit funny. AND EVEN THEN, LANGUAGE FAILS YOU let alone a sharp sense of humour.Take this major front page fail on Thursday.
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Swindler? My dear headline writer, stay with me on this and read slowly, feel free to move your lips as you must. Now lets see, a swindler is someone who fiddles some unsuspecting victim out of something. That person would be called a fiddler, and if hidden in a ceiling, could be described as ta da a Fiddler In The Roof. You see, this would then coincide with the hit musical of the same name oh, how we would have all fallen about, clutching our sides in mirth, and holding your superior wit in such esteem!!! But swindler? Now weve just got a headache from smacking our foreheads yet again. And this one in simply NOT TRUE. This online
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The actual number of people who said (or may have said, who knows, its probably a fiddled fantasy anyway) was 55% of the 700 or so people who responded to a totally uncontrolled survey. If there area 220,000 potential readers (ha! you wish) in the circulation area, the percentage is not even .5 of one percent. But we all know that the on-line edition is sloppy, so the paper itself will temper the outlandish claims, wont it? Errr no.
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This is simply lying, and treating people like morons. And still they wonder But barely have we swallowed our anger before we start scratching our heads over weird genuinely weird stories like this, which would suggest that English isnt TEL boss Patricia OCallaghans first language, or she was suffering mild sunstroke when she was penned the media release from which the story was transcribed.
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This story is selective twaddle certainly straight off an unedited media release from the Dudley Do Nothings, meaningless twaddle in which Ms OCallaghan specialises. It has often been said of her that she has the gift of the gab, and aint that the truth, just about all of what she has to say, in The Pies experience, is just that meaningless gabble that sounds good until it is more thoughtfully examined. Like this: The Museum of Underwater Art, located within the heart of The Great Barrier Reef, is a proposal based on the works of international sculpture and underwater artist Jason deCaires Taylor. Whats that bit located in the heart of the Great Barrier Reef? Has there been a Krakatoa-like geographic shift we havent noticed? The Underwater Museum, one of several planned along the coast, will be, at last report, just of Maggy Island, the GBR is a at least an hour or more away by fast cat . But in it goes to the story, with a newbie cub reporter just churning out this PR bumf. But wait, theres more. We then get this prize piece of meaningless gabble from the top executive charged with attracting and promoting tourism to Townsville: Its a project that is going to enhance the Great Barrier Reef experience and also educate visitors on how we manage and live with the reef everyday Ms OCallaghan said. That is absolute poppycock that is totally meaningless. And We? Bloody WE? FFS, girl, get a bloody grip. Insulting, uppity tripe from Ms OCallaghan and lazy, presumably unsupervised reporting (read: select all, copy and paste) by a very uncurious junior reporter (read: stenographer). Really, a monkey using scrabble board wouldve made more sense. The clusterfuck continues no wonder were so deep in the shit. Other matters As if golf didnt already have enough hazards.
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Words of Wisdom From Two Funny Men
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Frankie Boyle The cleverest quote of the week comes from the Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle in the Guardian. But first, his preamble touched a chord for The Magpie, who can vouch for it when Mr Boyle writes: The plight of the satirist, such as it is, is a compulsion to look at the grimmest, most important thing they can think of, and then for reasons that probably wouldnt survive a really good therapist, try to make it funny. To try to address the iniquities of their society, the satirist must manufacture some hope that what theyre doing might make a difference, then type it all up and send it off somewhere before they remember that it never does. Looking back over the events of this year is a bit like holding a doll for a therapist and pointing to where the bad man hurt you. Mr Boyles point is a universal one, which can be shared by Townsvilleans looking back over the past shambolic year. But his prize quote is so subtle, that you may have to think about for a while The Pie roared after a few seconds. The murder ofJamal Khashoggiby Saudi Arabia is another very difficult subject to find the lighter side of, unless someone in the Ecuadorean embassy has clipped the story out and stuck it to the fridge. (Sigh) Dear Mystified of Mysterton, it means that the Ecuadoreans might be giving their Wikileaks guest Julian Assange a hint.
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Dave Barry The other funnyman worth a quote is the inimitable Dave Barry , the American columnist who talks about Florida the way The Magpie talks about Townsville only he is far funnier, proof being that The Magpie pinches more of his lines (many) than he does of The Magpies (none). This was his challenge to a graduating class, but it can just as well apply to the year 2019. How are you, Class, going to respond when the Clock-Radio of Challenge emits the Irritating Buzz of Opportunity? Are you going to roll over and hit the Snooze Button of Complacency? Or are you going to wake up and, after performing the Bodily Functions of Preparedness, boldly grasp the Toothbrush of Tomorrow? And no matter what you do in the coming year, make sure youre always politically correct, so no snowflakes will melt before your harsh words.
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And So To This Week In Trumpistan First, compare Trump as Commander In Chief of real US soldiers, on his surprise visit to Iraq
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Guess whos wondering if she packed the shampoo? with this.
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And now to our final gallery of the year about the man Frankie Boyle described as this troll-doll King Lear, who looks like something youd pick off a baking tray after cooking pizza above it.
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And Finally How The Hell ? The Pie has been occasionally upbraided for the use of naughty words in this blog well, one word in particular. He is aware that it can be confronting, but it is the other F word Frustration that compels him to sometimes resort to other for emphasis. Anyway, so what, if its good enough for Sesame Street, its good enough for The Pie. .. So that was the year that was, and what a rip-snorter we have coming up. Turns out this edition wasnt so mini after all. Comments run throughout the holiday break 24/7, so you dont have to wait to have your say. And the New Year will look even rosier for the old bird if you think the Nest is worth a small donation to keep it neat and tidy. The how to donate button is below. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YALL. http://www.townsvillemagpie.com.au/to-end-the-year-a-mini-magpie-with-a-mini-mystery/
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sweetlifetownsville · 5 years
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To End The Year, A Mini-Magpie With A Mini Mystery.
Has mega-fraudster Craig Gore skipped Australia? And if so, why hasnt this been reported in the media especially since he is supposed to have made a midnight flit the very day after a judge refused to allow him to leave? In other matters, one has to admit that the Townsville Bulletin is consistent it has ended the year as it started, continuing its weekly Olympic-standard shambles. And Mongrel the Barrister has left us lawyer Mark Donnelly, the man who inspired a much loved Magpie character has passed away. and our final visit to Trumpistan for 2018. But first Its hard to keep a good man down, and our fav toonist Bentley is nothing if not a good man. Even in the holiday season, he casts his jaundiced eye over the news, and brings us a different and rib-tickling perspective. This week, he was much taken as most of us were with the drone drama at Gatwick Airport in the UK. A professional drone was reported in the airports approach and departure air space, and thousands of travellers were stuck when the whole shebang was shut down for a couple of days while the wallopers tried to go hi-tech and trace the source of the bastardry. Its not fully sorted yet, but Bentley thinks the drone may have already met its fate.
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Why Arent All The Gore-y Details Available?
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Will ye no come back agin, laddie? Now to our mini-mystery. On December 19, this report appeared in the Courier Mail. Judge denies disgraced former rich-lister Craig Gore request to travel overseas Vanessa Marsh, The Courier-Mail December 20, 2018 2:21pm A DISGRACED former rich-lister accused of ripping off almost $800,000 from investors has broken down in court after a judge refused his request to leave the country to visit family. Lawyers for alleged fraudster Craig Gore today launched an application in the Queensland District Court, seeking for the former businessmans bail conditions to be altered to allow him to travel to Sweden to visit his wife and children. But Judge Paul Smith denied the request, saying Gore faced a long time in prison if convicted and there was a real risk he would not return to Australia to face trial. Gore is facing 12 charges of fraud over allegations he swindled about $800,000 from self-managed super fund investors in 2013-14. He also faces three charges of managing companies while disqualified. Now that seems pretty definitive and eminently sensible. But The Magpie was informed two days later, by a regular contact and mate who has always been on the money in the past, that Gore went back to court the next day on another application, and had his passport returned so he could be with his family in Sweden at Christmas. He was to return in three months to face trial and possibility of a lengthy striped suntan. The Pies contact says Gore was on a flight out of Brisbane that night at 11pm, accompanied by a lawyer (that was apparently part of the arrangement) who will return with certain paperwork. Gore will be expected to make his own way back to face his fate in March. Yeah, right. Now all that is as it may be, BUT THIS SPECTACULAR REVERSAL OF A JUDGES IMPLACABLE DECISION HAS BEEN NEITHER EXPLAINED OR APPEARED IN THE MEDIA. Well, not that The Magpie can find, after days of searching to verify. If it is true, there will be a hell of a lot of very pissed off people Gores victims and the tireless investigators who nailed him who know just how long are the odds that we will ever see this shyster again. Shades of Skase!! Perhaps we will never know how this came about if it did come about because there will be a lofty judicial silence of unaccountability if he is a no show but surely the second hearing was an open court? Hard to fathom why it wasnt reported. Mongrel The Barrister Is No More The Magpies good mate Mark Sludge Donnelly the man who partially inspired the popular Magpie character Mongrel the Barrister, died in his family home in Cairns last weekend. It is fair to say that Mark was my best mate in the halcyon days of Portraits Bar in the Exchange Hotel all through the Noughties, the years when I was reporting court matters for the Bulletin. We were part of a memorable and disparate group, the bar crowded with our marvellously mixed group every Thursday, Friday and sometimes Saturday nights. (The fondly remembered Portraits became Poseurs Bar in the newspaper column and then in this blog.) Mark was universally known as Sludge, which he happily answered to, but never fully explained, even to me, its origins apparently it had something to do with a memorable comment from a lecturer or senior teacher suggesting Marks behaviour at that time some comparable to something from the bottom of a pond. Sludge was one of the wittiest people Ive known, and his memory was nothing short of astounding, not just for quoting legal precedents but in all things, particularly pop music. He always commandeered the music machine at parties, and was a pretty good DJ. He also had an eye for a well turned ankle, and his way of getting ladies to talk about themselves endeared him to more than one. Like many a member of the Portraits push, Mark liked a drink, and some believed he was a bit too enthusiastic in this direction. But I would say that rather than having a battle with the bottle, he just had frequent skirmishes with it, as we all did and any excess rarely affected his work at the other more sedate bar, where he often shone. Mark left Townsville when his father died, to live with his mother in the family home in Cairns. He didnt practice in Cairns, and went into virtual retirement, which was plagued by ill health for some time. He returned to Townsville annually for his birthday, but I lost touch in the past few years, for which I feel a bit miserable now. Sludge is now undoubtedly arguing the finer points about the Laws of Entry with St Peter for that is certainly where this witty, soft-hearted old friend of mine now is because we all know God loves a larrikin. Mark was 62. They Really Dont Understand Language at The Astonisher, Do They? And they even get the wrong WORD for a headlines. Even when theyre trying to make a pun, which kinda depends on the right word, yes? But we got a headline quoting some bizoid saying Townsville is bracing for a great 2018. Bracing for? Ahem. Youve managed to say EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what you meant. Heres the dictionary definition of bracing. verb[withobject] prepare (someone or oneself) forsomethingdifficult or unpleasant:both stations arebracingthemselvesforjoblosses|policeare braced fora trafficnightmare. So although this paper goes through life like a bouncing Hari Krishna whos visited the medicine cabinet once too often, giving us totally unquestioning, unexamined glop about our economy (usually from someone with a vested interest), it seem to have inadvertently hit on the truth here. However, the most tedious aspect of the paper of late is the dreary attempts at humour in headlines, particularly about crime, a subject no one in Townsville with the exception of you folks in Flinders Street, finds the least bit funny. AND EVEN THEN, LANGUAGE FAILS YOU let alone a sharp sense of humour.Take this major front page fail on Thursday.
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Swindler? My dear headline writer, stay with me on this and read slowly, feel free to move your lips as you must. Now lets see, a swindler is someone who fiddles some unsuspecting victim out of something. That person would be called a fiddler, and if hidden in a ceiling, could be described as ta da a Fiddler In The Roof. You see, this would then coincide with the hit musical of the same name oh, how we would have all fallen about, clutching our sides in mirth, and holding your superior wit in such esteem!!! But swindler? Now weve just got a headache from smacking our foreheads yet again. And this one in simply NOT TRUE. This online
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The actual number of people who said (or may have said, who knows, its probably a fiddled fantasy anyway) was 55% of the 700 or so people who responded to a totally uncontrolled survey. If there area 220,000 potential readers (ha! you wish) in the circulation area, the percentage is not even .5 of one percent. But we all know that the on-line edition is sloppy, so the paper itself will temper the outlandish claims, wont it? Errr no.
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This is simply lying, and treating people like morons. And still they wonder But barely have we swallowed our anger before we start scratching our heads over weird genuinely weird stories like this, which would suggest that English isnt TEL boss Patricia OCallaghans first language, or she was suffering mild sunstroke when she was penned the media release from which the story was transcribed.
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This story is selective twaddle certainly straight off an unedited media release from the Dudley Do Nothings, meaningless twaddle in which Ms OCallaghan specialises. It has often been said of her that she has the gift of the gab, and aint that the truth, just about all of what she has to say, in The Pies experience, is just that meaningless gabble that sounds good until it is more thoughtfully examined. Like this: The Museum of Underwater Art, located within the heart of The Great Barrier Reef, is a proposal based on the works of international sculpture and underwater artist Jason deCaires Taylor. Whats that bit located in the heart of the Great Barrier Reef? Has there been a Krakatoa-like geographic shift we havent noticed? The Underwater Museum, one of several planned along the coast, will be, at last report, just of Maggy Island, the GBR is a at least an hour or more away by fast cat . But in it goes to the story, with a newbie cub reporter just churning out this PR bumf. But wait, theres more. We then get this prize piece of meaningless gabble from the top executive charged with attracting and promoting tourism to Townsville: Its a project that is going to enhance the Great Barrier Reef experience and also educate visitors on how we manage and live with the reef everyday Ms OCallaghan said. That is absolute poppycock that is totally meaningless. And We? Bloody WE? FFS, girl, get a bloody grip. Insulting, uppity tripe from Ms OCallaghan and lazy, presumably unsupervised reporting (read: select all, copy and paste) by a very uncurious junior reporter (read: stenographer). Really, a monkey using scrabble board wouldve made more sense. The clusterfuck continues no wonder were so deep in the shit. Other matters As if golf didnt already have enough hazards.
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Words of Wisdom From Two Funny Men
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Frankie Boyle The cleverest quote of the week comes from the Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle in the Guardian. But first, his preamble touched a chord for The Magpie, who can vouch for it when Mr Boyle writes: The plight of the satirist, such as it is, is a compulsion to look at the grimmest, most important thing they can think of, and then for reasons that probably wouldnt survive a really good therapist, try to make it funny. To try to address the iniquities of their society, the satirist must manufacture some hope that what theyre doing might make a difference, then type it all up and send it off somewhere before they remember that it never does. Looking back over the events of this year is a bit like holding a doll for a therapist and pointing to where the bad man hurt you. Mr Boyles point is a universal one, which can be shared by Townsvilleans looking back over the past shambolic year. But his prize quote is so subtle, that you may have to think about for a while The Pie roared after a few seconds. The murder ofJamal Khashoggiby Saudi Arabia is another very difficult subject to find the lighter side of, unless someone in the Ecuadorean embassy has clipped the story out and stuck it to the fridge. (Sigh) Dear Mystified of Mysterton, it means that the Ecuadoreans might be giving their Wikileaks guest Julian Assange a hint.
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Dave Barry The other funnyman worth a quote is the inimitable Dave Barry , the American columnist who talks about Florida the way The Magpie talks about Townsville only he is far funnier, proof being that The Magpie pinches more of his lines (many) than he does of The Magpies (none). This was his challenge to a graduating class, but it can just as well apply to the year 2019. How are you, Class, going to respond when the Clock-Radio of Challenge emits the Irritating Buzz of Opportunity? Are you going to roll over and hit the Snooze Button of Complacency? Or are you going to wake up and, after performing the Bodily Functions of Preparedness, boldly grasp the Toothbrush of Tomorrow? And no matter what you do in the coming year, make sure youre always politically correct, so no snowflakes will melt before your harsh words.
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And So To This Week In Trumpistan First, compare Trump as Commander In Chief of real US soldiers, on his surprise visit to Iraq
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Guess whos wondering if she packed the shampoo? with this.
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And now to our final gallery of the year about the man Frankie Boyle described as this troll-doll King Lear, who looks like something youd pick off a baking tray after cooking pizza above it.
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And Finally How The Hell ? The Pie has been occasionally upbraided for the use of naughty words in this blog well, one word in particular. He is aware that it can be confronting, but it is the other F word Frustration that compels him to sometimes resort to other for emphasis. Anyway, so what, if its good enough for Sesame Street, its good enough for The Pie. .. So that was the year that was, and what a rip-snorter we have coming up. Turns out this edition wasnt so mini after all. Comments run throughout the holiday break 24/7, so you dont have to wait to have your say. And the New Year will look even rosier for the old bird if you think the Nest is worth a small donation to keep it neat and tidy. The how to donate button is below. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YALL. http://www.townsvillemagpie.com.au/to-end-the-year-a-mini-magpie-with-a-mini-mystery/
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More than ‘mom-in-chief’: Michelle Obama bows out as dynamic first lady
Obamas commitment to childrens health and education remained steadfast in the past eight years as she transformed into an impassioned political figure
With rends in her sees and her articulation cracking with spirit, the self-declared mom-in-chief stepped off the public stage on Friday with her final communication as first lady, advising young Americans to believe in the strength of hope.
Michelle Obama, who began her White House times engaging the generally soft themes that have often limited the brides of chairmen, ended with a clarion call for diversification and vowing to make it her lifes work to help disadvantaged children get to college, a personal mission that has its roots in her own Chicago childhood.
In a profoundly psychological thinking on what lies ahead for the US in the era of President Donald Trump, she transported a clear message to young people to rise above discord, exasperation and bigotry , no matter what they look like, their background or religion.
My final meaning to young people as first lady is simple-minded. I miss our young people to know that they matter, that they belong … Dont be afraid, be focused. Be measured. Be hopeful. Be empowered. Entitle yourself with a good education … then build a country worthy of your boundless promise.
The sign-off in the East Room of the White House ended with her being engulfed in hugs from academy counsellors from across the US whom she celebrated for the crucial support they be provided to students in their darkest moments.
It was also a moment to tag the eight-year pilgrimage she has made to become an impassioned political figure in her own privilege. She has never stood for role, but there were eras in the final weeks of the US election campaign when it seemed possible that she could run for chairperson and win.
She had taken the fight to Donald Trump, telling a Hillary Clinton rally in New Hampshire that his boasts about sexually assaulting maidens had shaken her to her core. This is not ordinary. This is not politics as usual. This is disgraceful. It is unbearable, she said in a speech which uncovered a toughness and an ability to connect with an gathering to rival her “husbands ” gifts.
Speaking in Philadelphia from the same programme as Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, she emerged as the real virtuoso of the Democratic assembly, moving the gathering to snaps as she spoke about the possibility of setting up the first girl chairwoman, and her own familys outing from slavery to the White House.
Drawing powerfully on her own family history her great-great-grandfather lived as a slave she spoke of the histories of generations of people who experienced the flog of servitude, the reproach of servitude, the bite of discrimination, but who hindered on endeavour and hoping and doing what are required to be said and done that today I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.
And I watch my daughters, two beautiful, intelligent, black young women playing with their hounds on the White House lawn.
Ever since Martha Washington deplored that she felt like a commonwealth captive, the role of the first lady “ve always been” seen as a holding one, where gentility comes firstly and controversy is better avoided.
And Michelle Obamas White House times inaugurated commonly as a self-styled mom-in-chief, with two daughters aged 10 and seven, advocating a healthy-living agenda.
She altered a far area of the White House floors into a vegetable plot and accompanied children from some of Washingtons poorest schools to help her bush broccoli. She too fascinating with her flippant willingness to droop convention joining in with an Evolution of Mom Dancingroutine on the talkshow Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, to promote her Lets Move fitness push and later, getting in the fare bench for Carpool Karaoke with James Corden to promote her Let Girls Learn global education campaign.
Michelle Obama acceded to by Washington DC school children as they glean the White House Kitchen Garden. Photograph: Andrew Harnik/ AP
If some felt disappointed by the gentle topics she adopted initially, it became clear there was a golden yarn moving through her efforts as she began to focus on more substantial a matter that manifested her own childhood growing up in Chicago.
She connected the discussions on artillery brutality after the death in 2013 of Hadiya Pendleton, the Chicago teenager who was killed by a stray missile periods after she returned home from taking part in the presidents induction fetes with her high school marching band.
Speaking later that year in Chicago, Obama said her operation and her anger lay in ensuring the health and improvement and success of young people in this city.
Describing her own childhood, she said: Back then, our parents knew that if they loved and encouraged us, if they deterred us off the street and out of bother, then united be OK. They knew that if they did everything right, wed have a chance.
But today, for too many households and children in this city, thats plainly no longer the lawsuit. Today, too many boys in this city are living just a few stops, sometimes even just a few blockages, from lustrous skyscrapers and leafy commons and world-class museums and universities, yet all of that might as well be in a different government, even in a different continent.
Because instead of spending their days enjoying the abundance of riches this city has to offer, they are downed with watching their backs. Theyre afraid to walk alone, because they might get jumped. Theyre afraid to walk in groups, because that is likely to identify them as part of a mob and introduce them at risk.
She said: Hadiyas family did everything right, but she still didnt have a chance. And that floor the story of Hadiyas life and death we read that narration day in day out, month after month, year after year in this city and around this country.
The Reach Higher initiative she has endorse aims to invigorate every student to carry on past high school building on the health start she promoted, by creating conditions for girls to get to college, and then find foundation on campus be used to help succeed.
She was still Michelle Robinson, daughter of a secretary and a spout craftsman at a Chicago water company, when her schoolteachers told her that she was aiming too high by setting her spates on Princeton, the Ivy League university. But she made it, and was just going Harvard Law School very, although as she said years thereafter: I still hear that disbelieve ringing in my head.
Michelle Obama campaigned for Hillary Clinton during her presidential lope. Image: Chuck Burton/ AP
The commencement addresses she has delivered each year at college graduation ceremonies during her era at the White House have experienced her turn to her own personal skirmishes, including the death of her father, to oblige home the message that education is the single biggest move of success for young person. She told Virginia Tech students: I came to realize that best available space in order to be allowed to reputation my papas life was by how I lived my own life. I realized that the best way to fill the hole he had left was to do for other young person what he had done for me. So I left that fancy principle conglomerate, and I wound up eventually running a nonprofit organization that studied young people for jobs in public service.
She has taken her aspirational word to young girls in various regions of the world including students from an inner-city school in London, some of whom extended with her on a fact-finding mission to Oxford University and were later accredited to participate in the White House. We are counting on you, we are counting on every single one of you to be the best that you can be, she told their school meeting.
If Barack Obamas presidential bequest hangs in the balance with the commencement of the Trump administration, it is possible that as a family, the Obamas have achieved something of lasting meaning which cannot be erased. They have shown young African Americans that they extremely can have ambition and success.
Rictor Craig was a school principal at Friendship Woodbridge elementary and middle school in one of the poorest wards of Washington when some of his intellectuals were invited to help Michelle Obama plant her White House kitchen garden in 2014.
Now director of academics at the nine institutions of Friendship Woodbridge, he said the visit and the simple-minded happening that the Obamas acquired it to the White House had a transformative accomplish on pupils.
Ultimately it allowed my kids to see that they have a possibility, that people who look like them, that they are able to relate to, can one day aspire to get into the White House.
Seeing Michelle Obama and the first family in the White House actually motivated our academics because they know that both the mothers are college trained, they know that Malia and Sasha are going to college and these are things that they get to see on a daily basis, that they can then liken to their own fib. Its huge.
Michelle Obama it seems, never will run for power. If I were interested in it, Id say it, she told Oprah Winfrey in her large-scale exit interrogation last month. People dont genuinely understand how hard this is. And its not something that you cavalierly just sort of ask a family to do again.
But as she tried in vain to wave away her tears at the end of her last-place pronunciation, she made clear that his efforts to get children a better start and a great education will remain her lifes production. I will be with you, springing for you for the rest of my life.
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More than ‘mom-in-chief’: Michelle Obama bows out as dynamic first lady
Obamas commitment to childrens health and education remained steadfast in the past eight years as she transformed into an impassioned political figure
With rends in her sees and her articulation cracking with spirit, the self-declared mom-in-chief stepped off the public stage on Friday with her final communication as first lady, advising young Americans to believe in the strength of hope.
Michelle Obama, who began her White House times engaging the generally soft themes that have often limited the brides of chairmen, ended with a clarion call for diversification and vowing to make it her lifes work to help disadvantaged children get to college, a personal mission that has its roots in her own Chicago childhood.
In a profoundly psychological thinking on what lies ahead for the US in the era of President Donald Trump, she transported a clear message to young people to rise above discord, exasperation and bigotry , no matter what they look like, their background or religion.
My final meaning to young people as first lady is simple-minded. I miss our young people to know that they matter, that they belong … Dont be afraid, be focused. Be measured. Be hopeful. Be empowered. Entitle yourself with a good education … then build a country worthy of your boundless promise.
The sign-off in the East Room of the White House ended with her being engulfed in hugs from academy counsellors from across the US whom she celebrated for the crucial support they be provided to students in their darkest moments.
It was also a moment to tag the eight-year pilgrimage she has made to become an impassioned political figure in her own privilege. She has never stood for role, but there were eras in the final weeks of the US election campaign when it seemed possible that she could run for chairperson and win.
She had taken the fight to Donald Trump, telling a Hillary Clinton rally in New Hampshire that his boasts about sexually assaulting maidens had shaken her to her core. This is not ordinary. This is not politics as usual. This is disgraceful. It is unbearable, she said in a speech which uncovered a toughness and an ability to connect with an gathering to rival her “husbands ” gifts.
Speaking in Philadelphia from the same programme as Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, she emerged as the real virtuoso of the Democratic assembly, moving the gathering to snaps as she spoke about the possibility of setting up the first girl chairwoman, and her own familys outing from slavery to the White House.
Drawing powerfully on her own family history her great-great-grandfather lived as a slave she spoke of the histories of generations of people who experienced the flog of servitude, the reproach of servitude, the bite of discrimination, but who hindered on endeavour and hoping and doing what are required to be said and done that today I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.
And I watch my daughters, two beautiful, intelligent, black young women playing with their hounds on the White House lawn.
Ever since Martha Washington deplored that she felt like a commonwealth captive, the role of the first lady “ve always been” seen as a holding one, where gentility comes firstly and controversy is better avoided.
And Michelle Obamas White House times inaugurated commonly as a self-styled mom-in-chief, with two daughters aged 10 and seven, advocating a healthy-living agenda.
She altered a far area of the White House floors into a vegetable plot and accompanied children from some of Washingtons poorest schools to help her bush broccoli. She too fascinating with her flippant willingness to droop convention joining in with an Evolution of Mom Dancingroutine on the talkshow Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, to promote her Lets Move fitness push and later, getting in the fare bench for Carpool Karaoke with James Corden to promote her Let Girls Learn global education campaign.
Michelle Obama acceded to by Washington DC school children as they glean the White House Kitchen Garden. Photograph: Andrew Harnik/ AP
If some felt disappointed by the gentle topics she adopted initially, it became clear there was a golden yarn moving through her efforts as she began to focus on more substantial a matter that manifested her own childhood growing up in Chicago.
She connected the discussions on artillery brutality after the death in 2013 of Hadiya Pendleton, the Chicago teenager who was killed by a stray missile periods after she returned home from taking part in the presidents induction fetes with her high school marching band.
Speaking later that year in Chicago, Obama said her operation and her anger lay in ensuring the health and improvement and success of young people in this city.
Describing her own childhood, she said: Back then, our parents knew that if they loved and encouraged us, if they deterred us off the street and out of bother, then united be OK. They knew that if they did everything right, wed have a chance.
But today, for too many households and children in this city, thats plainly no longer the lawsuit. Today, too many boys in this city are living just a few stops, sometimes even just a few blockages, from lustrous skyscrapers and leafy commons and world-class museums and universities, yet all of that might as well be in a different government, even in a different continent.
Because instead of spending their days enjoying the abundance of riches this city has to offer, they are downed with watching their backs. Theyre afraid to walk alone, because they might get jumped. Theyre afraid to walk in groups, because that is likely to identify them as part of a mob and introduce them at risk.
She said: Hadiyas family did everything right, but she still didnt have a chance. And that floor the story of Hadiyas life and death we read that narration day in day out, month after month, year after year in this city and around this country.
The Reach Higher initiative she has endorse aims to invigorate every student to carry on past high school building on the health start she promoted, by creating conditions for girls to get to college, and then find foundation on campus be used to help succeed.
She was still Michelle Robinson, daughter of a secretary and a spout craftsman at a Chicago water company, when her schoolteachers told her that she was aiming too high by setting her spates on Princeton, the Ivy League university. But she made it, and was just going Harvard Law School very, although as she said years thereafter: I still hear that disbelieve ringing in my head.
Michelle Obama campaigned for Hillary Clinton during her presidential lope. Image: Chuck Burton/ AP
The commencement addresses she has delivered each year at college graduation ceremonies during her era at the White House have experienced her turn to her own personal skirmishes, including the death of her father, to oblige home the message that education is the single biggest move of success for young person. She told Virginia Tech students: I came to realize that best available space in order to be allowed to reputation my papas life was by how I lived my own life. I realized that the best way to fill the hole he had left was to do for other young person what he had done for me. So I left that fancy principle conglomerate, and I wound up eventually running a nonprofit organization that studied young people for jobs in public service.
She has taken her aspirational word to young girls in various regions of the world including students from an inner-city school in London, some of whom extended with her on a fact-finding mission to Oxford University and were later accredited to participate in the White House. We are counting on you, we are counting on every single one of you to be the best that you can be, she told their school meeting.
If Barack Obamas presidential bequest hangs in the balance with the commencement of the Trump administration, it is possible that as a family, the Obamas have achieved something of lasting meaning which cannot be erased. They have shown young African Americans that they extremely can have ambition and success.
Rictor Craig was a school principal at Friendship Woodbridge elementary and middle school in one of the poorest wards of Washington when some of his intellectuals were invited to help Michelle Obama plant her White House kitchen garden in 2014.
Now director of academics at the nine institutions of Friendship Woodbridge, he said the visit and the simple-minded happening that the Obamas acquired it to the White House had a transformative accomplish on pupils.
Ultimately it allowed my kids to see that they have a possibility, that people who look like them, that they are able to relate to, can one day aspire to get into the White House.
Seeing Michelle Obama and the first family in the White House actually motivated our academics because they know that both the mothers are college trained, they know that Malia and Sasha are going to college and these are things that they get to see on a daily basis, that they can then liken to their own fib. Its huge.
Michelle Obama it seems, never will run for power. If I were interested in it, Id say it, she told Oprah Winfrey in her large-scale exit interrogation last month. People dont genuinely understand how hard this is. And its not something that you cavalierly just sort of ask a family to do again.
But as she tried in vain to wave away her tears at the end of her last-place pronunciation, she made clear that his efforts to get children a better start and a great education will remain her lifes production. I will be with you, springing for you for the rest of my life.
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