#dont do this

[penguicorns-are-cool]

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

#dont do this #piracy #paywall #research #research tip #free #free writing #free article

[4gifs]

#dont do this #alligator #crocodile #wtf #gif

[its-simply-just-krys]

#not mine #dont do this #tw sui vent #alcholic #drown out all the pain #teenage dream #teenage disaster #the feminine urge #relatable memes #dark humor #borderline personality disorder #actually borderline #bpd thoughts

[starfanatic]

"H-"

Yes I am upset that Hermes x Apollo ship name is Apollomes instead of Lightspeed.

#DONT DO THIS #it would drive me insane #Apollo #Hermes #Apollomes #greek mythology

[hangoversandhandgrenades]

Pants pants pants pants pants

PANTS UPDATE!!

Taking suggestions for the patch placement so give me some ideas! All new patches, some bought, some handmade. I'm exited to start this next phase of what happens to be my favorite project I worked on! So proud of these

#crust pants #punk #crust punk #patch pants #diy #fashion #nausea #against me! #black flag #the casualties #had a dk one but that got covered ;( #ive gotta make a new one #believe it or not #these jeans used to be Blue #no dye #just patches #and so much fucking sewing #i mean so much #my fingers will never be the same #dont do this #just get black fucking jeans for a base #edited tags because i was drunk when i wrote the last ones smh

[sister-lucifer]

hey creepypasta fandom

stop shortening creepypasta to cp

please stop reblogging creepypasta content with # cp

use crp instead or just say creep/pastas

#creepypasta #psa #dont do this #that does not mean what you think it means #jeff the killer #ticci toby #slenderman #important

[realpokemon]

Whats the limit for survivable days inside a victreebel. time sensitive question

well. i haven't PERSONALLY tried. i would guess like. one or two????? at most???? are you planning on using a victreebel as a sleeping bag. using one as a stowaway seat on a plane. hello

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #dont do this

[vigilskeep]

so i finished broken circle without a mage

#dont do this

[bunnygirlskull]

@staff

vet your advertisements cause youre gonna get at least one person who thinks drinking peroxide will fix their prostate

and while youre at it fix your awful reporting system because this type of ad keeps coming back

#tumblr #tumblr ads #dont do this

[supakixbabe]

The worst possible thing you can do to yourself is ask me: “Who’s your favorite wrestler?” Because then I will never stop talking.

#being the elite #matt jackson #wrestling #the young bucks #nick jackson #young bucks #aew #the elite #kenny omega #hangman adam page #best friends #the lucha brothers #golden lovers #motor city machine guns #scu #im sorry in advance #dont do this #youll regret it

[jennycalendar]

i am going to throw up, i mhj i gg nvjd jhbbb hjfd

#i dont even . have the episode OPEN YET #please i m h #dont do this #jennylilah liveblog #(lets give it a tag there will be more of this)

[shallow-wordsalad]

reading recent stories of Magic: The Gathering's lore has reminded me of the importance of avoiding the Idiot Ball when writing. the latest two chapters of Phyrexia: All Will Be One's story have been a sequential and rapid passing of the Idiot Ball from Kaya to Kaito to Elspeth and it lead very quickly to the villain getting what they wanted through no action of their own. we did a whole thing about going to the past, getting in contact with the person who originally beat Phyrexia, getting an extra copy of the ultra-bomb he used to destroy them, and bringing it all the way to New Phyrexia's portal-opening magic god-tree before Kaya went "hey what if this explosion hurts someone innocent". somehow that one freaking sentence was enough for Kaito to go "hey yeah wait this is a bad idea we shouldn't do this", and Jace - poor friggin' Jace - was just flabberghasted and left holding the bag going "buh - w, wait, hold on, we're already here, we HAVE the bomb, we're good to go!" but, nah, Kaya and Kaito made their moral decision in a split second and by god they're going to defend it come hell or glistening oil. and then, as if that's not bad enough, Elspeth catches up with them after Jace manages to finally activate the Sylex - doing the thing they were trying to do at the start of this entire extremely-lethal excursion - and SOMEHOW knew there was some kind of moral debate happening and that she disagreed with Jace. so he gets freaking stabbed, and she disappears with the bomb to blow it up somewhere else - somewhere where a lot more innocents are likely to get caught in the crossfire. or, since she took it to the Blind Eternities, possibly WAY WORSE - the entire argument was about not knowing if the Sylex's blast-radius could cross the Blind Eternities, so I guess we're gonna fuck around and find out? nice work fellas, we blew up innocent people and didn't even graze the robo-zombies we wanted to blow up in the first place. the same robo-zombies who are about to spread all over the Multiverse and kill everyone anyway.

I don't mind the villain winning, but the state of things in MtG's lore is such that Elesh Norn conquering the Multiverse is really more a testament to the absolute idiocy of the heroes than the ruthless efficacy of Phyrexia. it reads less like a masterstroke of villainous planning, or even just one crucial mistake at the worst moment, more like a D&D party who just couldn't get their shit together for so long that the DM just called it off with Rocks Fall Everyone Dies. this was a series of colossal fuckups and leaps of unfollowable logic, and somehow in pre-written story, someone managed to metagame information they shouldn't have had.

seriously, this? "Somehow, in that moment, she understood everything—what Jace had resolved to do, what was about to happen not just to Mirrodin but to the Multiverse itself. Elspeth saw, with perfect clarity, what needed to be done." this is garbage. yeah, SOMEHOW, Elspeth knew all this very specific stuff that everyone else only had just guessed at two seconds ago, and only decided upon one second ago. what do we need Jace for anyway, Elspeth is clearly some kind of mind-reading precognitive psychic on the level of someone reading a script a page ahead.

jesus christ. if you're going to have doubt and infighting among your protagonists, at least have it make sense. these idiots had an entire plot arc to think about the consequences of the Sylex's use, and only decided to question it at the very-literal last second with the worst conclusions possible. it not only cost the heroes a victory, but it cost the integrity of the story as a whole. this sucks.

#rant over #magic the gathering #mtg #creative writing #dont do this #jace was the only one doing what they went there to do #and they stabbed him for it #i think elesh norn must've been sitting on her bone-throne #just vibin to the chorus of the machine orthodoxy #when she noticed some dudes in her seedcore with a bomb #hauled ass down there #by the time she got there they'd already killed each other and the bomb is gone #“oh cool we're still on for horrible machine gigadeath” #“didn't even need to come down here” #“love it when problems solve themselves” #phyrexia all will be one #mtg story

[mattsmemes]

#meme #mattsmemes #memes that make you go hmmm #tumeric #tumeric powder #tumeric powder bath #cat #cats #fleas #bad idea #cats of tumblr #dont do this #poor cat #size of the bees this year #claims

[eexho]

#joke #dont do this #i just like drawing him like this its silly #adventure time #fern mertens #fern the human #at #fern #finn the human #finn mertens #art #adventure time fanart

[ganondoodle]

been able to keep both my fear and hype about totk in check by watching nothing but elden ring videos for weeks but now i read something on accident and my anxiety is going through the roof again

#ganondoodles talks #pls nintendy #dont do this #it was only a sentence with no clear spoilers or anything #but by god its put fear in my heart again #pls let totk be its own game #id even be willing to spoil myself on some stuff just to know my fear isnt based on truth #i hate that i feel like this #even if im better able to stop panic attacks before they happen #i still feel so silly for feeling so strongly about a game and its lore #but no matter what i try i cant help it #its been my thing of comfort for so long i wouldnt know what else i would focus on if i were to lose it #and it would be so much work - years of work- basically wasted #plus i would feel so bad having made people be interested only to abandon it before its even really started #the only thing giving me comfort if this was the case is knowing id just post all lore -concept art -drafts and scripts #as a sort of -this is what i had been working on for all these years- so at least the people who cared could get an idea of it #and in the unlikely case that it would be liked by alot of people #i would keep working on it despite it making no sense anymore #im rambling on trying to calm myself down #sorry #gotta be exhausting reading my anxious ass tags over and over #;__;

[doublesidedgemini]

me, telling people I threw up and don’t feel well: 🥺🥺

also me, leaving out I threw up on purpose: 😈😈

#gem’s personal ana diary #DONT DO THIS #ITS NOT FUNNY #but what else is there to do if you can’t joke about your own mento problems huh #that’s mento iwness luv