text prompts stolen from my groupchats p. 4
[text] i just came here to fix my insecurities not to like improve myself as a person
[text] you’re gonna get a good grade in being a special little white girl
[text] *snaps my bones to make me sharper* that beast is goin down
[text] it could also be that I’m hallucinating but isn’t that just a symptom of womanhood anyway
[text] i have no connection to reality and my untethered existence to anything but the void will either be a curse or a blessing and i dont know if i have any sway over which it decides to be
[text] wig? on what cause?
[text] im making a discord channel no one can post in just to pretend i can ever get some peace and quiet around here
[text] im making all pokemon latino now. dúskul
[text] noooooo baby dont restrict my use of internet shorthand ur so sexy aha
[text] all men are clowns one way or another might as well find one who knows it
[text] move over asimov's laws 'no significant crimes' is here to fuckin party
[text] es siempre la hora de morbo
[text] the face distracts while the hands attack
[text] wow you would talk about history when you know colonialism took history away from me?
[text] im not getting into heaven but i will be ready to court the devil with my sultry words
[text] if you can’t find an emo in the wild, but have some patience, you can always just kill a smiley kid’s parents then wait
[text] blonde bitpulls are still poc (pets of color) theyre just light skin
[text] you’re handsome but also look like someone who forgets their wallet a lot
[text] these devilish indulgences are the delights of the bourgeoisie while my proletarian citizens starve
[text] at least ur keeping him off the streets
[text] if i go too long without moisturizing i can physically feel my skin file a complaint. like before i even get dry i get the sensation of my cells pulling out lil pens to fill out a form
[text] he has whiskers on his face i always thought naruto was a catboy
[text] i couldn’t even give up cussing for ramadan so...
[text] switching apps is the new walking through a doorway
[text] god is real and he likes to make me suffer in new and mundane ways
[text] on this day chaos has lost a finger of its chokehold grip on humanity’s pulse
[text] a divorce is just a permanent block
[text] if you say that to me again ill pull out your tattoo
[text] if people have to see me they have to really see me
[text] am I not coherent enough for you???? do you know who I am????
[text] the rules are mere crumbs and we are the cosmic brooms sweeping them under the rug of possibility
[text] first point? amazing, flawless, wonderful. second point? stop appropriating gothness
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kinda funny that everything about me is stuck on a loop im so predictable and i know ecerything about myself and why i do why i do but i cant hop off the ride like i know why im depressed but i cant stop feeling this way ahaaaa dont kill urself ur so sexy aha
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noooo dont kill me ur so sexy aha
"when would I kill someone other then... well, thanks for the compliment, but I was not planning any MURDER!"
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remember: get tattoos on ur wrists n shit bc i promise you wont c*t urself there
also, live in spite of everyone who thought you couldn‘t
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in case this is the last time i can confess bc she might be dying idk @pcycult i love u if u let ur gallbladder take u before i wake up like if u die i really will not be able to forgive that we will break up for real i cannot date a ghost. i love u . we can get married in the hospital right before they put u under if u need surgery but if u dont we wont get married thats just for drastic scenarios ok its only been 2 years im shy .. kiss kiss <3
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Your a mine craft YouTube fan? Unepic *kills you*
bro that's not poggers that's not based *lip bite* dont kill me ur so sexy aha
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Heathers basically
Beautiful: Veronica being the loser she is oh wait nvm the red green and yellow highlighters are here
Candy Store: literally doesn’t even relate to a candy store
Fight For Me: plssss punch me too😍
Freeze Your Brain: i Jack off to slushies ok veronica it’s normal
Big Fun: Remington party go brrrr
Dead Girl Walking: Veronica being horny on main
The Me Inside of Me: ugh yes faking suicides is so fun
Blue: rape is so funny haha get it funny
You’re Welcome: We’re going to literally rape u and there’s nothing u can do abt it
Our Love is God: Veronica i worship u so I’ll use my energy fueled by slushies to kill these jocks
My Dead Gay Son: literally only a song bcs please the liberals
Seventeen: Veronica wants to eat chilli fries
Shine a Light: ms Fleming back at it again being a narcissistic attention whore
Lifeboat: heather m is suicidal . never saw this coming🙄
Shine a Light (reprise): kill urself haha
I Say No: noooo JD u can’t just kill everyone who hurts me nooooo !!!!
Kindergarden Boyfriend: Martha dumptruck is probably a serial killer
Yo Girl: girl u fucked lmao
Meant to Be Yours: ok someone call the cops rn
Dead Girl Walking (reprise): Veronica finally has balls ?
I Am Damaged: nooooo dont Kill urself ur so sexy aha
Seventeen (reprise): ok so I know it looks sus that I look like I went to hell but we should go dancing naked
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brahms: comes out of the wall to kill me
me: noo dont kill me ur so sexy aha ha
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no dont contact general fong for the invasion plan ur so sexy aha
gummy you're fucking killing me this is so funny and for what
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petal being the predator now?? with that sneek peek?? aha ur so sexy,, pls dont kill me
Oh my God 😂😂 She’s going to the dark sideeee!
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