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#dont know which is right
caruliaa · 1 year
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
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grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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mareliini · 1 year
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Look at my lace boy
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apathyfairy · 1 month
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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3
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moonsidesong · 7 months
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junheca image that came to me in a dream. and by that i mean at. work this morning
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puppyeared · 9 months
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Lmk themed training chopsticks :) hire me Lego
Thank u @ritz-writes for help designing the monkey king and tang chopsticks!
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luvit · 3 months
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Cock worshipping Gaz. I mean look at him, i’d worship it all night long. He’d say some nasty things as he rubs his clothed cock into his girlfriend’s face as she ends up pulling down his underwear and allows herself to use his cock to her desires. That man won’t stop until he goes limp either in her pussy or mouth. Hungry for Gaz’s fat cock tbh
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(afab!reader, mdni 18+)
happy fucking gaz day where i'm dedicating this day to only gaz (my beloved) and where we fuck him
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when i say gaz is super filthy with his mouth, never stops talking and saying the dirtiest things to you. this is one of the times he's so quiet. because he just has to be watching you and can only focus on the way you're showing his cock undivided attention. how you don't even look up at him because it's like nothing else matters but his dick!
gaz loves seeing you sink to your knees to worship his clothed cock, kissing at him through his pants and being happy with that no matter how thick the material is and that you're barely feeling him through all the layers. from where he sits oh, you're truly a sight to see. nuzzling your face into the zipper of his pants and taking deep breaths between each kiss you lay on him because you're just so happy to be down there and that he's letting you love on his dick.
he'll let you play a little longer as you get permission to take off his belt and unzip his trousers so that you can see the more obvious bulge in his boxers. you nose at it so that you can see his dick twitching underneath, growing harder and harder by the second. he strokes your hair so lovingly and watches you absolutely struck dumb with love because of the way you're treating his cock. def will roll his hips a little bit into your face when you nip at him through the boxers. he's straining against them and lets you maneuver his dick in a way it juts out at you from underneath the cloth and it does so little to hide how much he yearns for you.
and then when you suck at the tip through his boxers? oooouh, he's a goner for sure. groans and lightly scratches his nails into your scalp because it's like you're trying to drink him in through the cloth material. it does nothing to hide the way your tongue moves in its practiced way to lick at his slit and get the cloth so damp around him that it just sticks right to him. you mold it even more around his dick to see the clearer shape and spread your spit all over his soaked length before moving to grope at his balls too. wants to get mouthy with you sooo bad here, calling you good girl, his perfect fuckin' girl, and tell you how sinful that mouth is with those pretty lips and delicious tongue. but he has to hold back because he just wants to keep watching how you worship his cock.
he speeds up the process though by kicking off his boxers and throwing it to a random part of the room. he wants your mouth on his dick. now! to which you don't need to be told because you're immediately honing in on how there's precum smeared all over the sides of his cock to give it a nice pearly sheen. makes you want to just lick it all up, taste it on his skin. and he's fucking obsessed with the way you'll trail kisses all over the sides of him to spread his cum all over those lips like it's your favorite lip gloss. might kiss it off of you because he knows how much you hate him kissing off all the product and he does it anyways because he loves those lips and messing with you. maybe you'll be happier if he kisses this one off you.
you haven't even taken him into your mouth and he's drunk already. dick twitching against your face from the way you suck and run your tongue over the underside of his cock and licking near where his balls are. you're using your hand to rub the thick vein on his cock with your thumb, your other fingers caressing his tip so gently it sends shivers down his spine as he groans at the sight. you'll just gently move your palm up and down him using his precum and your spit to slick him up.
you'll take his balls inti your mouth and he goes crazy. because you start just jerking him off with a fast pace and your hand makes those sticky sounds the same way your pussy does. you'll give some special attention to the head as your palm swirls it and makes him buck so violently as you lick his balls so you can feel the way they tighten in your mouth. use your nails so gently against his dick he lets out shaky breaths and is on the verge of begging you to take him into your mouth. but you do him one better.
leaning up n grabbing your tits to go on the sides of his cock so they can massage them. doesn't matter how big or small they are, he's overwhelmed at his dick just touching them. will throw his head back when you slap his dick against your nipples and see that they leave marks of his cum splattering there. will just watch as you rise up to rub your nipple against his tip to smear his precum. when you go up and down to rub his dick in the valley of your chest he loses his mind when you kiss his tip when you go down. best tittyjob of his life he swears until you give him the next one.
sees your chest covered in all the precum you've squeezed out of him and he swears you can do whatever you want. suck him off and graze those teeth so teasingly around him, use those pretty hands to play with his balls and make him cum that way, ride him and take that sloppy cunt of yours to milk him absolutely dry 'til he's shooting blanks in you? maybe all of those and more? yeah he'll give you whatever you want at this point just please fuck him. don't make him beg, even tho he undoubtedly will.
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do not edit or reupload my works elsewhere (reblogs welcome!)
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embers-archive · 7 months
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The next time I start a big project someone genuinely restrain me
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stil-lindigo · 5 months
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While reading this interview with a West Bank settler, it's important to remember her views do not represent those of all Israelis just like Israel does not represent all Jews. There has been sizeable protest in Tel Aviv against the genocide (quickly squashed under Netanyahu’s police force just like all other pro-palestinian sentiment) but it’s worth reading to get insight into the minds of average people who cheer on Palestinian deaths, and draw up a chair to watch hellfire rain down on innocents. This is the impact of years of settler-colonial propaganda - a complete dehumanisation of a scapegoat population.
It also has to be said that ALL colonialist countries are complicit in encouraging this kind of extremism, by facilitating and stoking the fires of islamophobia post-9/11. Israel is not an outlier - this kind of sentiment is festering EVERYWHERE and attempting to detach yourself and your country's identity from it is like burying your head in the sand.
If you stand on the side of Palestinians in this crisis, you have to be prepared to recognise the signs of islamophobia and fascism everywhere, and stand against them.
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demieddiediazz · 9 months
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the progression from "there's a morning snack and a midday snack" and "20 bucks for pizza" buck looking after his friend's kid to "bobby's famous lasagne: 6 types of cheese cooked to perfection" buck cooking for his family to "that's makes me your sous chef" teaching his kid how to cook is making me go so feral.
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applestruda · 1 year
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I've had O Sol e a Lua stuck in my head for a bit and idk, figured it could maybe work for desert duo
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czarojay · 4 months
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when you're punk but your wife is pink
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quirrelfan · 4 months
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GUYS LOOK QUIRREL REAL 🫵🫵🫵
Spotted this on Instagram :> the watermark says who posted it.
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jestroer · 10 months
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late night Wels in a cute outfit
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dawnbreakersgaze · 14 days
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Anyone else ever think about how utterly wrecked Dawnbreaker would look the first time you touched him?
The truest definition of touch starved- he's waited years to feel your hands on him, dreaming of it every night since he was old enough to desire such things. He's not the proper and stoic Dr. Zayne you're used to, all practiced hands and measured breaths.
No, he is years worth of yearning and desire, trembling fingers almost hidden underneath the sheer force of his need to finally- FINALLY taste you. And it's almost imperceptible, the sigh that escapes him when your lips first meet, but the soft groans that follow when you bite at his lower lip confirm it was not your imagination.
His grip is one that borders on bruising; he's terrified you'll slip through his grasp. The vagaries of his dreams have left him so desperate for your affection that his body follows every slight twist or shift you make with absolute precision. His foggy mind still sharp enough to count every single point of contact between you, keeping a mental tally of how many places your physical beings become one.
Let your mouth plant and purchase down his neck, suck and bite and tend to the skin that makes him gasp and shudder. Drag your nails down the peaks and valleys of his chest and feel him vibrate and shiver; hooded eyes alight with all the need of a flame grasping for its only source of fuel. Listen carefully for every hiss and moan as they pull through him; each sound the little spark that threatens to call forth the avalanche that could bury you both. They're all throaty and pulled from behind his teeth, his brows pinched upwards as his eyes pull shut to focus on the searing heat of your touch that brands him as yours.
Feel as his cool, firm fingers find their way to the back of your neck and shoulder to knead and grip, curling around your pulse point to ground himself. He needs every reassurance you're real. Every heartbeat, every kiss, every touch, every soft word whispered against his skin that causes ripples of goosebumps to flood him- all of these are moments that will both sustain and haunt him in the days ahead.
Dark hair dusts acoss his eyes as you momentarily force yourself apart from him to stop and admire your work- and oh boy, what a work of art you've made. The expanse of his chest, littered with scars and lip given bruises, rises and falls with the strain of your activity. Jaw slack, to let saliva wetted kiss swollen lips pant. His honey and clover eyes burn and bore into you as you appreciate the masterpiece before you, and you know you've finally experienced what it means to create like the Gods.
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I couldn't find a gif of Julie in this scene-
✨Cinematic parallels✨
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vigilskeep · 6 days
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lots of people reacting with surprise to the “zevran is 25” post. to be clear iirc this is world of thedas canon so a) i would not expect it to be obvious to anyone who hasnt read WOT vol2 or obsessively googled things and b) i still consider WOT kind of wishy washy canon where like it’s basically fine if you made a different assumption and prefer that. that being said i think being 25 only adds to zevran’s character and that people would write more accurate zevrans if they kept that number in mind
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