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bubsdolan · 3 years

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fratboy!gray having a shy nerdy girlfriend and at a party someone makes fun of her in front of grayson and he goes off on them for hurting his precious girls feelings ://

im a sucker for frat boy gray where he’s such a douche bag to everyone else but has a soft spot his girl 🥺

grayson knew parties weren't your scene, he knew you would much rather be wrapped up in the comfort on your own bed, book in hand and cup of tea steaming away on your bedside table as you escaped reality. quite frankly he would much rather join you than have to suffer another night of drinking, drugs and girls trying it on with him.

he only had eyes for one girl- you, and he made it well known to everyone on campus. you were his girl and you were not to be messed with. however, it seemed some people never understood the message.

after wearing you down and bribing you with kisses and cuddles and wanting to show off his girl to his brothers who had heard so much about you, you reluctantly agreed to attending the party. arriving later than the rest of party goers however, as you needed to finish up an essay that wasn’t due until the following week, but you always needed to be ahead of schedule. it was one of your many traits that made grayson fall even deeper in love with you.

it was your shyness that drew him to you in the first place. a trait you found annoying and often frustrated by, grayson found it endearing and adorable. he loved watching your cheeks flush red with heat whenever he complimented you or told you how much he loved you.

he found your ‘nerdiness’ precious and admirable, encouraging the so called heart throb and popular kid of campus to buckle down and focus more on his studies. he had you to thank, you kept grounded.

you threw on your most comfortable clothes, not one to show off your body or dress to impress anyone, deciding on grayson’s football jersey he had left at your house the night before, black leggings and a pair of vans. you took one last look in the mirror and reminded yourself you were doing this for grayson.

mutpitle texts of ‘im on the way’, ’im here’ and ‘meet me outside?” went unanswered as your boyfriend, who was also the host of the party, was being pulled around the room but fans of him who were desperate for his attention. his eyes constantly flickered over to the door, uninterested in the conversations he was having and waiting for you to arrive and turn his night around for the better.

he was distracted from his conversation with a girl he hadn't even bothered to learn the name off when he spotted a large crowd gather in the hall way. load. his ears were met with unsettling comments being directed towards someone he couldn’t quite see from his spot in the kitchen, making him completely blind to the groups of students surrounded you and making you feel so unwelcome as you anxiously searched the party of the one person who made you feel the safest.

grayson blood boiled as he pushed his way further into the crowd, his shoulders puffed and hands balled to his side when he finally made eye contact with your teary ones. on noticing it was you, being submitted to his own team mates calling you a loser, a nerd, a nobody, something inside grayson switched.

“oh look if it isn't little miss y/n, what's a nobody like you doing here. the library’s across campus, loser,” liam, who you had seen hang around with grayson many times in the school canteen, raised his voice in order to gain the attention of all the students in attendance, wanting to turn as many people against you and make you feel as little as possible. you were an easy target for him to gain popularity.

“you dont belong here.”

“dont you have homework to be doing?”

“what is she even wearing.” you heard some girls dressed in the skimpiest clothes laughing at you.

you stood silent, never one to fight back. you weren't strong enough nor brave enough to defend yourself. a weakness of your was showing emotion and that was always used against you, you let some tears fall, hugging yourself as a sense of protection, which only egged on the bullies to harassing you further.

you might not be brave enough to defend yourself, but your overprotective and extremely pissed boyfriend who was storming his way over, certainly was.

liam backed you into a corner, laughing in your face and watching you cry which only aided to boost his ego. he stunk of alcohol, his breath so close to your eye making you recoil into yourself and whimper out for grayson. liam felt untouchable, until the booming voice of your knight in shining armour stopped in his tracks.

you let out a sigh of relief.

“yo liam!” grayson’s voice overshadowed the music, the herd of students parting like the red sea and watching his every move.

students gasped as grayon aggressively pulled liam’s body away from yours by the collar of his shirt, yanking his boy as far away from you as possible and causing him to stumble back, as grayon quickly stood in front of your and acted like a human shield.

he felt you small, shaky hands grip onto the back of his shirt and hide your face. grayson reached one arm behind and held onto your hip, his fingers soothing over your skin to silently remind you he was there and he wasn’t going to let anything happen to you.

you were always going to safe with him.

his glare remained firm on liam, who looked just as shocked and scared as the crowd that seemed to grow around you and see what all the fuss was about.many people were more interested in the fact grayson dolan had finally settled down, rather than the fight that may occur.

“gray, he-hey bro! great party,” liam stuttered over his words, but straightened up when he noticed students filming the confrontation. he thrived off attention and he knew the easiest way to get it, was to be an arsehole.

if he pushed grayson’s buttons, he would be seen as a hero and he could finally steal grayson’s popularity he was so hungry for. or so he thought it was that easy.

“you got a problem with my girl?” grayson kept his voice low, eyes stern and his hand on you at all times. his muscles were tense but at the feeling of your body press closer to his, he relaxed a little.

“your girl?” liam spat venom. laughing as he tried to catch a glance of you over grayson shoulder, only to prompt grayson to take a step forward.

“bro, you can do so much better. she’s a los-“

grayson didn’t even give liam enough time to finish his sentence before his fist was colliding with his nose. sending liam down to the floor with one hit, blood dropping down his face as grayson stood over his body, tall and angry.

“don’t you ever speak about her like that again. don’t talk about her, to her, don’t even fucking look at her. if i catch you so much as breathe near her, i’ll fucking end you. ya hear me?”

grayson then proceeded to lifted liam off the floor once again by his shirt and dragged his body outside, throwing him onto the lawn of the frat house before slamming the door in his face and immediately running back to your side.

he returned to you with soft gentle eyes, and a smile that didn’t reach his eyes like you were used to. he instantly pulledyou into his arms and repeatedly apologised for not being there sooner. he held you whist you tried to control your unsteady breathing, your fingers reaching down to cup his bruised fists in your own and kiss each individual knuckle to help sooth the pain he must be feeling.

grayson lifted his other unharmed hand to your cheek, his thumb gently swiping away at the smudged mascara of your under eye. you still looked as beautiful as ever in his eyes. an angel sent down from heaven just for him, he wondered what he did in a past life to get so lucky.

“i love you, baby. dont listen to the opinions of people who dont matter, they don’t know about us. they don’t see you the way i see you. you're the most beautiful, person i’v ever met and i dont want no one else, you hear me?”

“yours. im yours, baby.”

grayson leans in to seal his vows with a kiss. pouring every ounce of love he had for you into it and making sure everybody around saw.

reaching for your hand and dragging you out of the party, grayson lead the pair of you back to your dorm room, where you spend the rest of the night tangled up in your sheets, sharing kisses and whispering i love yous till the sun came up.

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imagines-mha · 3 years

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✩ haikyuu x how they are in the morning ✩

Daichi- acts like mornings dont affect him but they do. They really really fuckin do. This poor man is the king of masking his annoyance at everyone until he gets his coffee

Suga- actually a morning person! He doesn’t complain and just keeps his usual composure, says good morning to everyone and does his best to keep the spirits high hes an angel

Asahi- the only time this man will be outwardly rude is before 11am im so sorry. He looks so hot in the morning tho like his hair is down and he has more stubble OOF. will tell you to go away and leave him alone if you open the curtains and let the sunlight in, but he’ll never stop apologising the second he fully wakes up

Noya- WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY. He’s annoying in the morning and he fucking owns it. Will open the curtains and stand on your bed with all the energy in the world. Has definitely led to him getting punched multiple times

Tanaka- not really all there in the morning but he tries his best. Once he’s out of bed hes his usual self but GOD does he complain about EVERYTHING

Ennoshita- usually the one calling the others to wake tf up. He definitely gets 10 hours of sleep every night and wakes up to read and have his breakfast before his day starts. Never late to anything. Nerd

Tsukishima- scrolls on his phone for an hour before dragging himself out of bed. If bitter had a face. Dont fuck with him in the morning because he WILL bring up ur deeply rooted trauma

Yamaguchi- he has the CUTEST yawns in the mornings. Eats his breakfast while half asleep hes so fucking cute. Doesnt complain, but also can't hold a conversation to save his life so dont even try

Kuroo- pretends to be a morning person to annoy his friends. Opens the curtains and CLAPS in their face to wake them up. Like a dad but worse.

Kenma- no. nope. Takes 5 alarms to get him awake and then an entire hour before he even attempts to get out of bed he'd rather die

Lev- doesnt get up unless he wants to. Lev works on a circadian rhythm of his own. If he wants to get up at 7am one day and 3pm the next then so be it

Bokuto- complains the entire way through the morning like a child getting ready for school. Probably falls asleep on 5 different things before gaining consciousness, but can be easily persuaded to come to life if something he likes is brought up

Akaashi- dont even think of communicating with him unless hes had his morning coffee he just wont answer

Oikawa- tries his best to keep positive in the morning to keep that reputation up, but its probably just cus hes living on 3 hours of sleep lmao

Makki- can be persuaded out of bed with baked goods and/or the sunrise. If neither of these things are present, good fucking luck bro

Iwa- gets up every morning at 5am cus hes so dedicated to that grind 😎

Kunimi- mornings and kunimi dont agree. Kinda like kenma in the sense he just wont do them if he doesnt want to. has to be rightfully DRAGGED from bed

Ushijima- early bird like Iwa. Enjoys having his tea and watching the sunrise before going on his morning run

Tendou- does he even sleep? Noone has seen him get out of bed? Hes always somehow just? there?

Semi- grumpy as fuck in the mornings. He has horrible bedhead, he thinks the world is out to get him, he is ready to fight anyone who does so much as make eye contact with him. Pouty as hell

Goshiki- chronic alarm misser. He will set 4 alarms one after the other and sleep through every single one. He is SUCH a cute sleeper though sdcvbnhtres

Atsumu- tells everyone he gets up at 6am to go running. Shocked and appalled when his team finds him sleeping on the floor of the inarizaki gym closet. What the fuck atsumu

Osamu- dont wake him up. He’ll never forgive you. He’ll get up when HE wants to get up.

Kita- the sunrise is the only thing keeping this man going. Usually calls his grandmother in the mornings awh. Makes his team snacks and drinks for the day

Aone- good morning he is an angel. He will literally thank you for waking him up. He isnt different than he usually is, but yawns a lot more. Very polite

Futakuchi- ‼️ walking hellfire do not come into contact ‼️Kamasaki makes it his personal goal to piss futakuchi off every single morning and it works so easily. He will beat you up

Koganegawa- RAY OF SUNSHINE IN THE MORNING. Also makes futakuchi’s life hell but his energy is unmatched i love him

Terushima- he is just a Mess. Will not hesitate to come to school with bedhead and then fall asleep on the desks. Talks like every syllable pains him. Drama queen™️

#oikawa tooru #sugawara kōshi #atsumu miya #ushijima wakatoshi #akaashi keiji #bokuto koutarou #kuroo tetsurou #kenma kozume #hq #haikyuu!!#hq x reader #tendou satori #semi eita #iwaizumi hajime #kita shinsuke #osamu miya #terushima yuuji #daichi sawamura #tsukishima kei

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zekeluvr · 3 years

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i,, i’m going through an eren brainrot rn and i was hoping if i could request a sub n very needy eren x f!reader. something along the lines of him pissing off the reader and she teases him to the max and eren’s just begginggg ; and then reader gets herself off without letting him release and he’s just cryinG AGGHHABA I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE <//3 ty have a nice day ≧ω≦

oh lord................................... i have to....................... think alot oh god,,, also college au bc head empty <333

vvv nsfw under the cut vvv

today has been so fucking stressful for you. class has not been treating you well and your asshole of a boyfriend has been acting more like an asshole than usual. you loved him, of course you did, but god did you wish he would shut his fucking mouth sometimes.

you often confided in your dorm-mate, ymir for advice, causing her to just laugh and nudge you with a: “sorry can’t relate, my girlfriend is basically an angel on earth.” to which you respond with a snicker and nudge her back.

you often wished you had what historia and ymir had between them with eren but he had a weird charm that had you fall for him in the first place.

you had a free period sandwiched between two lessons of english literature. so, instead of going back to your dorm for a nap or to the nearest starbucks, you spent it in the library with a classmate of yours. she was quite standoffish when you first met her. a short blond who intimidated nearly everyone around her.

you were one of the few lucky ones who were able to get close to her. the other two being a jock and his sidekick but more into that later.

sighing as your phone buzzed against the wooden table, you saw the multiple notifications from eren pop up on screen. your eye twitched as you tried focusing on studying and annie let out a small chuckle at your reaction.

“problem in paradise?” she mused, watching as you tensed for a second before letting out a deep breath.

“man, i don’t know. i love eren but-” you were about to go on until annie kicked you under the desk, jutting her head towards the right. you furrowed your brows, looking behind you to see your boyfriend enter with his two friends.

“speak of the devil.”

“y/n.” eren smirked, taking a chair and spinning it around, sitting down with his legs on either side. his arms rested on the top of the back of the wooden chair. “whatcha doin’” his head cocked to the side to look at you, like a lost puppy.

his hair was slowly falling out of his bun, causing small strands to frame his face. you would be lying if you said he didn’t look ethereal.

“im studying, jaeger.” you let out, running a yellow highlighter along a few keywords, keeping your eyes on your textbook.

eren rolled his eyes in response, peering over the chair to take a look at your various notes before snorting. “fuckin’ nerd.”

you threw a look over at him. could he not take anything seriously? “don’t you guys have somewhere to be maybe? like i don’t know, catching up with professor erwin?” annie spoke up, causing all of you to have a moment of shock. armin nodded, agreeing with her, tugging on eren’s hood.

“they’re trying to study, c’mon don’t bother them.”

mikasa was silent, giving you an apologising smile.

“bother my own girlfriend? more likely than you think, but yeah, my brother will be on my ass if i miss another fucking meeting.” he sighs, giving you a playful two finger salute before rushing off with the other two. you slumped into your chair.

“sorry annie-”

“just teach him a lesson or something, if you catch my drift.” she mumbles quickly, collecting her stuff. you look at her in surprise.

“what?” she snickers at your reaction, “im not a fucking virgin. time for class.” she mentions, slinging her bag over her shoulder.

“good idea..” you mumble to yourself as she walks off, leaving you to your own thoughts.

good idea indeed.

and eren gave you just the perfect opportunity. he burst in with no knock, no indication he was coming over, nothing.

ymir was spending the night at historia’s so you didn’t have to worry about that.

“eren what the fuck have i told you about coming in unannounced? ymir could’ve been i dont know, getting it on with historia for all you know.” you looked over at him, smiling internally at how he remembered to take his shoes off before joining you on your bed. you were not about to have his dirty ass shoes on your clean bed.

“sorry but to be fair i did see ymir walk into historia’s dorm so i knew you were alone.” he steals your soda to take a sip of it before placing it back on the bedside table.

annie’s words echoed in your head, causing you to jump into action.

you threw yourself over him, straddling his waist as he straightened up, excitement flashing in his eyes at where the night was leading. your threw your arms over his shoulders, shuffling so that you purposefully pressed onto his bulge through his jeans.

he moved forward to catch your lips but you ducked your head, kissing down his cheek and jaw, running your tongue along the skin. your continued down, relishing in the way his hips jutted up once you pressed your lips to that one spot on his neck. you bit and sucked, marking him as yours.

eren’s hands rested at your hips, his fingers digging into your thin tank top.

you spot ymir’s tie on the floor. perfect.

you climb off of him, a quizzical look painting his face as you picked it up along with one of your (clean) socks. the brunet seemed to put two and two together.

“ohhh is that what we’re doing huh baby?” he threw his jacket off along with his shirt, expecting you to stare. however, he got the opposite. you ignored his movements, simply binding his hands to the bed and the using the (CLEAN!!!) sock as a makeshift ballgag.

you were impressed with yourself. taking your phone out to take a quick picture before tossing it away and getting to work.

“you’ve been such a bitch boy for the past few days. why?” you questioned him, enjoying how he struggled to form words with the cloth in his mouth.

“is it because you haven’t got your dick wet in a while? is that it?” you tease, slipping your clothes off, leaving you in your underwear and bra. his eyes trailed your form, every curve and beauty mark. he flicked his eyes from you to his pants, which had a much evident tent in them now.

you gave a little bit of mercy, pulling his jeans off and dragging a palm over his boxers where his cock had already leaked with precum. after a few teasing presses, you give him the relief of taking off his boxers.

you took his dick in your hands, pumping it a few times. you swiped your tongue along the tip, causing him to shudder under you. you stepped out of your panties, letting them drop to the floor. his eyes took notice of your arousal dripping down your thighs. your finger toyed with your clit, spreading your legs for him to see, his cock twitching when you shoved a finger into your cunt.

eren wanted nothing more than to shove his face between your thighs right now. to lap and lick at your juices as you moaned his name. he tugged at the binding, brows furrowing as his cock begged for attention.

you giggled at his neediness, crawling over to him and hovering over his length before fulling sitting down on him. drool split out of his mouth, causing the cloth ti go damp. a dull moan escaping his throat.

you were so hot and tight around him and he couldn’t help but buck his hips upwards into yours. though he easily hit into your sensitive spot.

“holy fuck, you’re so fucking big fuck.” you cursed, lifting yourself before slamming down onto him, causing him to throw his head back at the feeling. the lewd sound of skin on skin echoed throughout your room and whoever walked past would definitely know what was going on.

you continue fucking yourself on his cock, using your fingers to pinch at your clit. the sight alone could’ve made eren cum in you but it was nothing compared to how you creamed around him, your walls pulsing around him. he was literally about to fall off the edge, before you pulled off of him. his cock falling limp as a tiny drop of cum dribbled out of him.

“wha fe hell!” he yelled through the fabric. you pulled the sock in his mouth down, letting him talk freely.

“please y/n! i want to cum! please let me cum!” eren begged, tugging on the bindings harder. “please fuck- i just wanna feel your pretty pussy please.” he pressed on further, causing the corners of your lips to curl up into a teasing smile. his eyes were glassy, tears falling with a single blink. long brown hair sticking to his damp forehead, messy on the pillow under his head.

“sorry baby..” you threw on a hoodie, your panties and some shorts after cleaning yourself up.

“maybe if you weren’t such a little bitchy boy, i would’ve let you cum.” you slid his boxers and jeans back on for him, zipping him up.

“now, you stay here, im gonna get us some pizza, yeah?” you pulled his hair into a bun and loosened the tie around his wrists slightly.

you’ll untie them completely later, but for now, you wanted to have your fun.

#eren smut #timeskip eren smut #eren yeager smut #eren jaeger smut #eren x reader smut #attack on titan smut

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lady-literature · 4 years

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A Miraculous DC Crossover

ALL RIGHT!!

I’ve been sucked into this unholy sub-fandom and I have thoughts okay? lots of them. Almost none are coherent and I don’t care. I have no plotline to write a fic but by the gods do I need to get out all my ideas.

Behold:

the Salttm

Lila, obviously. But she’s a petty nuisance at best, and an annoyingly competent akuma to fight at worst. manipulative, but not really dangerous ya feel?

Alya. which like, home girl probably doesn’t deserve but like,,, the drama??

CHLOE REDEMPTION YOU COWARDS

She and Marinette become surprisingly good friends (because I love that for both of them and you can pry it from me cold, dead hands)

Nettie-bug and Queenie

They pick on Adrien together

Mari’s friends Protection Squad That Don’t Take No Shit

Adrien

Chloe

NINO BITCH HE DESERVES MORE LOVE TBH

Alix?? Probably

Luka obvi

Felix (PV)?? Or does Marinette have enough emotionally constipated boys in her life?

(Answer: no. no she does not.)

Nath? He be a good fox tbh. creative and sneaky boi

Kagami!!! I love her

They’re all heroes because I say so.

Felix (Sparrow) is an honorary member even though he doesn’t have a miraculous

He handles PR and other background things along with Chloe

Joined up a few years back when Parisians were getting a bit too critical of the heroes

No Hawkmoth b/c fuck that guy

He existed, just not anymore. Bitch got yeeted

There’s other villains in town now. After Hawkmoth’s defeat other metas/supervillains looked at Paris and was just like, ‘free real estate?”

So now the Miraculous Team are Paris’ Actual Full-Time Hero TeamTM… yay.

Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Abielle (or like, Wasp/Yellow Jacket idk Chloe changes her name because ~identity stuff~) are the core three team. like, the wonder woman/batman/superman trio of the MTeam.

Nath is called Reynard Ambre b/c I love him

The public knows he exists but he’s never seen in battle and no pictures exist.

but there are plenty of instances where Paris knows he out mucking around because those akuma battles always get really weird.

Marinette be the guardian?

Guardian in training

Along with all the other holders b/c jesus. Give the girl a break.

Yeah. I like that Idea. All current holders are training to be guardians as well, but Mari’s going to step up as Guardian Supreme when Fu steps down.

Hero fashion!!!

The Miraculous Team is all decked out in their own merch like 24/7

Rarely is it thier own hero persona tho

Not because of like,,,, secrecy or anything. Just because they’re all nerds who love each other

Marinette is the lead producer of Miraculous Merchandise. It’s like,,, her BrandTM It was completely unintentional too

(Adrien and Chloe financially support her work tho. She designs, makes a prototype, and has her two blondes get others to replicate it)

Half of Paris is wearing her without knowing it

(Go MDC! get it girl!)

She totally makes Gotham inspired outfits because what else would she do????

Don’t get her wrong, most of Gotham’s fashion sense royally pisses her off but it’s fun and hey, supporting her fellow heroes ya know?

She wears a Robin hoodie after being officially acquainted with both Damian and Robin (separately of course)

Damian chokes on something, probably his own tongue.

It confuses Nettie. But then she thinks maybe he’s a fan too? She offers to make one for him but he steadfastly refuses much to his brothers’ amusement.

Might make a robin themed dress?? If so, she crosses paths with Robin when she does, thoroughly embarrassing her and almost sending poor Dami into a crisis.

Rogues Gallery

She makes a lot of designs off the rouges gallery because like, supporting people trying to get better??? also they’re some of the few who’s aesthetic aint shit?

She can’t make all of them because she ran out of time, so the rest get posited up on her Instagram and MDC blog (that’s run by Tikki mostly. She’s a great secretary and gets bored in Mari’s purse all the time)

Everyone is very flattered

Harley, if she ever finds it, immediately commission all pieces and wears them around Gotham don’t @ me

Daminette obvi

Marinette meets him and is just like ‘wow, you’re horrible. I want five’

Marinette, in the group chat later: so I met Kagami and Felix’s love child today

Kagami and Felix, seconds apart: I would never stoop so low

immediately after: Hey what the fuck? Rude

Nino: Nettie, dearest, sunshine, light of our collective lives and reason I breathe, what the fuck

Adrien: Kagami, my love, how could you? the Betrayal

Chloe: ew

Luka: Send pics or it didn’t happen

Nath: [insert the ‘right in front of my salad?’ meme]

Whenever they cross paths as Robin and Mari, he’ll just like,,, appear from nowhere hanging upside down spiderman style. Mari finds it endearing but she also wants him to stop scaring the shit out of her

Nicknames, because I have an unhealthy obsession with them, alright?

Misc Mari names: Bug, Bugaboo, Buginette, Madame President/Colonel (when the Team’s being cheeky), Princess, Marigold, Nettie (by like, Nino and Alix)

Jason calls her Pixie-pop

The bird boys call her Nightingale/Mockingbird in like, honor of her being a kickass civillian

Mari refers to them as ‘the flock’ (and bird-brains after getting to know them better)

Damian calls her: Starling, Habibti, ya qamar(my moon), malaki (angel), ya wardati(my flower) (b/c like, angel’s cute an all but I just think Damian’s way more dramatic than that tbh. he’d put thought into his nicknames)

Mari calls Damian: mon soleil (my sunshine) (because symmetry and also Mari thinks she’d hilarious), Birdie, petit oiseau/oisillon

I like the idea of Jagged being a native Gothamite tbh

it’s just so fun honestly???

He’s probably the reason the MTeam are in Gotham in the first place? maybe? anyway, the class is there, right? right.

Kagami, Luka and Felix are all holding the fort down in Paris. Ain't no akumas but sometimes they need backup so when certain heroes need to disappear, Nath has Trixx set up an illusion of whichever one so they can slip away with the horse miraculous.

Mari’s the one who has to leave the most because she’s still Paris’ damage control, so like,,,,, ya know.

Mari doesn’t get left behind, at least not on the first day b/c come on people! She has plenty of friends in class watching out for her and a semi-competent teacher who does care even if she’s non-confrontational to a fault.

She does eventually become separated from the group. Half because of Lila and half because she’s always fucking late and got distracted.

She actually runs into one of the civilian batfam in the first place because the class was allowed an hour or so to wander around the shopping district or whatever to explore/buy things/get food. They just needed to return to the meetup spot at a certain time but Mari is like ten minutes away when it’s five minutes to the meetup

So she’s just… fucking booking it and completely takes out this trained vigilante without trying to.

Mari, as she’s groaning on the ground, tangled around a boy: By Kwamii, I thought my luck was supposed to be good Tikki.

That or like, the subway doors close before she can get on them and the rest of the class ends up ahead of her leaving her to get caught up on some bullshit in the next train or smth.

Oh, like. Of course it’s her train that gets held hostage. Wonderful.

(Later, Mari will rant at Tikki about her luck. A common conversation between the two tbh.)

This could be where she officially meets the Batfam as the Batfam. Or, like. A couple of em, at least.

Marinette getting serial adopted by the whole goddamn batfamily because i will die for this trope tbh i dont even care

The Robins nickname her Nightingale before they realize she’s Ladybug

They still call her that after but it’s not with the intention of making it her hero name anymore

Her and Alfred are def bros you don’t understand

Actually, Gina and Alfred are old friends. Mari totally knows Alfie before the bat fam and calls him Poppy/Pépé

which floors the batfam because what? Since when does that happen???

Alfred and Mari never, like, actually met in person before, but video chats exist and Gina def talks about the two to each other so it’s like they may as well know each other.

I also like the idea of Alfred being a former holder, probably the peacock. I would adore that

Just,,,, so many fun hero shenanigans

Yeah sure. The batfam are super detectives and have a history of figuring out people’s identities in no time at all. Whatever. Where’s the drama in that though? The showmanship?

Fuck canon, the Miraculous all have glamours because magic bitch and it plays fucking hell on the Batfam and all their shit

Every single Batfam member is simultaneously pulling their hair out because they don’t know who these heroes are???? Why can they figure them out?? Confusion???????

Miraculous team is just…. Straight up laughing at them. The poor dears.

That one gag where it’s a well-known secret that Mari has connections to every Parisian hero and is basically their own personal catering service/comfort place.

Also, it’s the worst kept secret in Paris that Mari is Multimouse

None of the MTeam have confirmed that rumour but they also don’t deny it.

they actually started the rumour. If all of Paris thinks Mari’s the mouse, a temporary hero, no one’s going to think she’s Ladybug/or that she’s an easy target to go after

chloe actually came up with that one

Mari meeting all of Damian’s ‘associates’ (ie pets)

She adores all of them and they her.

Especially GOLIATH, why isn’t he talked about more honestly???? He’s GREAT

She meets Goliath as Ladybug and Robin is just… so done with him??? You are supposed to be a fearsome beast and a professional why are you rolling over and expoSING YOUR STOMACH??? Meanwhile, Ladybug is just: Awww! Who’s a good boy? Who’s the best boy? You are! Look at how handsome you are! Cute widdle baby-

Miraculous Team hanging on the roof of their hotel kinda chilling

Maybe having a debate about doing some free-running/parkour?

Also maybe about whether or not they should be heroes while in Gotham

MT being like, why can’t we go and stop an armed robbery? we can help!

“Gotham already has very active heroes-”

“Vigilantes!”

“-whatever. I don’t want us stepping on any toes. This isn’t our terf and Batman’s known for being strict about Metas rolling around here.”

“We aren’t Metas though.”

“I don’t think he’ll enjoy splitting that particular hair, Nino. Just- not unless lives are at stake, okay? Emergencies only.”

“Yes, Colonel Ladybug.”

This debate most def gets crashed by batfam and confusion ensues upon both sides

batfam didn’t hear anything, they’re just really confused about these french kids hanging out on a roof in Gotham

Just.... yes. all of that. I have like, more but those are not organized or even remotely coherent. here you go! I might write for this but I already have other fics rn so... it wouldn’t be for a while. and as I said, I have no plot.

take this though, i guess. *throws confetti*

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gingerest-ale · 3 years

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YOUR PUNK AU ART has me on the floor. Absolutely spectacular!!!!! If you want to elaborate on your artistic choices I for one would LOVE to hear it <3

THANK UUUU!!!!!!!! also again i want to give credit to thee lovely castielsweedgarden (tumblr won’t let me tag them) for the original concept, the original post is here and their tag for alt!natural posts is here all their content is SO DAMN GOOD please check it out

OK ARTISTIC CHOICES. So for some background I’m a costume designer so I actually spent a lot of time doing research for these outfits and also I pay way to much attention to detail so get ready for an infodump because im a nerd.

DEAN

ok so my headcanon for the jacket (and if u read the og post this will make more sense hgafkgsjk) is that Dean stole it from John the night he and Sam ran away and he starts to modify it and make it his own and put patches on it that would piss off John and thats why he keeps wearing it because he took this thing his dad loved and made it his own and that is the ultimate “fuck you” to John.

Dean keeps his hair in a really short crew cut because i really enjoy Dean teasing Sam about their hair being long

Sam and Dean dye their hair in motel bathrooms and Dean changes colour every other month meanwhile Sam just dyes their hair black because “i dont want to damage my hair with bleach Dean”

I had a lot of fun with the patches and most are pretty self explanatory BUT i want to draw attention to:

the handprint patch on Dean’s shoulder right above where the actual handprint is

the patch that says “i love my non binary child” is the first patch that goes on the jacket because Dean wants to support Sam and it is thee ultimate patch that would piss John off

The bee patch was a gift from Cas <3

Deans shirt is ripped from hunting but he likes the aesthetic of it

The chain around his neck is silver or iron or some other useful ghosthunting metal

also the tattoo on Dean’s hand is inspired by this one fic its so good please read it

Dean wears a bunch of jewelry and you can’t see it but he also has a bunch of tattoos

SAM

Sam wears platform boots and it makes them like 7 feet tall but its ok its what they deserve

I said this in the tags but ill say it again: Sam got the spiked choker because they were tired of getting strangled by monsters all the time and honestly i think a lot of canon!Sam’s problems could be solved if he just wore a spiked choker

Anytime Dean teases Sam about their fashion choices Sam always tells him thats its for practical reasons. The rosary? Its for making holy water in a pinch. The ripped fishnets? they’ll just get ripped anyways. The platform boots? its too intimidate monsters. The spiked choker? Its self defence Dean come on, it’s a purely tactical decision, no aesthetic reason at all.

Sam modified the sweater themself. Spent the long hours in the car embroidering an exorcism onto a cropped sweater (it didn’t use to be cropped, but a werewolf clawed into the bottom part of it and well. here we are) in pink thread and sewing some black lace onto the hem.

why yes, Sam’s skirt does have a blood splatter on it!! you would think this would get Sam some suspicious looks, but their aesthetic is so Like That that people assume its just painted on in an attempt to be edgy. People who assume this are wrong.

Sam likes wearing revealing clothing because it lets other people see how insanely strong and muscled they are and alt!Sam loves being absolutely intimidating to people.

Like. Imagine. This seven foot tall giant shows up, wearing all black and spikes and you can see their insanely muscular thighs under the fishnets and oh god why do they have so many scars you Do Not Want To Mess With Them.

to be clear I think alt!Sam is just as much a sweetheart as canon!Sam is but they dont try to make themself look smaller

CAS

The shirt Cas is wearing says “BOB the man, the myth, the legend” and it is very much based on a shirt my lovely gf has.

The reason cas is dressed Like That is because he woke Jimmy up in the middle of the night and the tshirt and sweatpants and the socks are Jimmy’s pyjamas and of course he had to grab his coat and put on his crocs shoes before leaving the house to get possessed by an angel, he’s a sensible man!!!

ok so i need to talk about the crocs because some people seem unhappy about them. Castiel does not care about human fashion standards. He does not care about how he is perceived by others. Crocs are sturdy, comfortable, practical shoes to him and thats all that matters, why are you laughing Dean? They’re waterproof!

I honestly don’t know why i drew Cas with hoop earrings it just felt right but my current headcanon is because he say Beyoncé wearing some or something.

ok trench coat doodles time!!!!! there are many of them and i wont go into all of them but here are a few noteworthy ones

the one on the top right is based off a lil doodle one of writers did for a fan I think??? I can’t remember someone please link the post ;;

dean just doodles lil bees and hearts all over the place because they make Cas happy

theres a badly drawn Leviathan on there. in case you were wondering what that is

so many games of tic tac toe were played on the trench coat. Sam always takes the circles. Sam always wins.

the big heart on the bottom right contains a doodle of the poodle Dean found hot on that one terrible episode. I’m not sorry.

I did draw an airplane with gun arms. it’s an inside joke i have with my gf. No i will not elaborate. I think that Dean drew that on there because he thought the idea was funny.

bottom left corner has cool sun wearing sunglasses because we are all kindergarteners

the SW and DW drawn on the coat are because they put their initials on the places they call home.

Thank u for your ask my apologies for writing ten million words about it please enjoy

#spn #altnatural #can u tell i have adhd

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ONF in Demon AU

A/N : Is clearing idea dumps from drafts, this would be the second version of modern AU

Hi, does anyone remember the idea of illegitimate child of Satan from here and a random Lucifer!Hyojin moodboard here?

ALSO YOU TOTALLY CAN IMAGINE THIS IN A REVERSE WAY, ANGEL AU (where reader is a reincarnation version fragment of Archangel but this one idea dump/establishment will be done for another day)

ALSO you can totally imagine it as deity AU, example that you are Zeus reincarnation but you awaken late and you need to stop Kronos for his rampage. Or even you are Odin and you need to stop Modern version Ragnarok this time. And ONF members could be tie with other Greek/Roman gods. This one will be fun should OH MY GIRL and B1A4 are tied in too. Its just idea I am not sure if I will expand this. But discussions are welcome

(There is no harm to think it as late Victorian or any other era you like, it is just I felt it is better to write in a familiar timeline as I dont want to do something wrong)

So below are just a few establishment for the AU, I am not gonna divide this into 2 scenarios so warning this is going to be long post.

Ok even though I did mentioned illegitimate or forgotten child. This is plausible for your family comes from bloodline that related to demonXhuman ancestors.

Also it truly depends on you. Making into a throne inheritance war or

Reader come of age and their soul are reincarnated royal demon (not neccesary Satan) so there are some demons/demoness guarding you from you are still a child (kinda like those 2 characters from Good omens or Maleficent)

for the above idea, readers magical heritage only awaken once they pass a certain birthday 16, 18 or 20 or 21, up to you. So you suddenly can see mythical creatures.

It could be your bloodline awakened but you are not that qualified to ascend throne or because of your human blood you cannot hide yourself from angel/demon hunter so you have your own demon guardians

Lets say you are imagining on something big world building, again derived from the establishment for familiar au, it is definitely plausible for you to have other "candidates" and they have their demonic godparents/guardians as well

Example, should you go for inheritance war type, maybe you have a distant related sibling(s). It will be fun if you, have ONF members as your guardians while your sibling(s) have other kpop groups. Presumably to name, Dreamcatcher, ONEUS, ATEEZ, PENTAGON or ASTRO... in short its totally flexible.

To add, (and this is an idea i use to draft for fake pilot episode for a homework I worked), you could tally idols and number of idols you wanna integrate into the story to "Lesser Ley of Solomon", linking your bloodline towith King Solomon (*disclaimer, loosely based mythically). 72 demons, how many demons for 1 person is totally depend on you. Whether number of demons/demoness one have on their side equals to their power/ability (or even how many support they obtain) is up to you.

(and disclaimer I am not Christian this is just an idea dump so dont start cultural bashing. again this ia just an idea dump and I am not planning to touch sensitive issues yet.)

Ok enough world building, lets move to story wise.

You could be growing in orphanage it adds more mystery of your bloodline/heritage or similar to the familiar au, living with your family but your family later died on accident. Your parents bloodline combine making you are the perfect vessel for the reincarnation or maybe its a tradition like every 100 hundred years you will reincarnate or something. Again its flexible.

The moment you realize you are seeing things was you noticed similar aura of each person appeared on similar day. You might not get to see who is watching before you actually confronted to the air that you will contact the police

You might really go file a report but after several times the police be like dear there is no a single soul stalking you tho

then out of depressed, you accidentally get yourself into accident and your demon guardian shows up.

Or, because you started to able to see mythical creatures. Mythical creatures starts to notice your existence as well. And that somewhat gives off your location to other candidates through gossiping (should this is inheritance war type of story). Then your guardian show up to protect you when you are attacked by rival sibling’s demons.

Could be you visited some witch to get your ability to see mythical creatures covered up? Recommended by a friendly non related sibling or a friend you made/could be angel?

You thought you only got one but it surprised you that you actually got 7 (later 6)

As this was different from summoning because they are guardians either assigned or volunteered. There is no need for you to provide them anything. And different from familiar au, there is no need to leave them in your home. To ensure your safety they must follow you 247

For now I would be thinking our boys actually guards you in a daily shift. Example, Hyojin on Monday, Changyoon on Tuesday, Seungjun on Wednesday, Jaeyoung on Thursday, Minkyun on Friday, Yuto on Saturday, Minseok on Sunday. (after Minseok departs, the other members rotate themselves to do the Sunday shift)

Since their shift are like that, you sometimes take chance to hangout with them. Eating out with Hyojin, Arcades with Yuto. mostly happens Sunday.

I am thinking it might be fun which your predecessors of the throne are very eager to get the throne, you are just trying to keep out of trouble. So in another way, demon ONFs get to experience the modern human world in a more chill way, it was not just guarding you, but also trying to experience human world. You could like summon them?/keep them by your side just like a normal sibling (Especially if you are the type that grow up alone without any siblings)'

Cues in ONF members actually understand your preference and remembers them very well. So you could not help relying on them as days pass by.

You are defo gonna get an ultimate rival and a friend that shares the same circumstances as you. Maybe the first rival sibling ends up being your friend after they know you are not intending to compete. But there are some rivals are more aggressive out there.

Could be you knew a few demon hunters but they know you meant no harm and then they just let you go

It will be more fun if existences of your kind triggers inner civil war between demon hunters/angels. Because there is also some distant “siblings” of yours wish to live their live quietly but some parties does not agree of letting your kind roaming free and feeling the bloodline must end.

Should you are the type to compete for your birthright (because you are too irritated of people keep coming to kill you non stop). They are happy to serve you till the end as you embracing your darker side. (Well I am not sure to give ONF members and reader loveline here so I will not talk about it for now)For this version, to explain Minseok’s departure , I would prefer that Minseok is back at hell to be your team’s spy, monitoring all political moves and changes.There are still bottom line morality, you are not really slaughtering your way through. But you do make sure the other party wont come to look for trouble anymore.They are going to train you to make sure you are ready. Fighting in physical and magic.That friendly sibling joins on training you too.

You are definitely getting strict critiques from Hyojin and Seungjun during the beginning of your training.

My preferences, you get a friendly sibling(s) where their demon guardians end up being BFF with yours. (RTK and MIXNINE side effect, sorry)

Characterization should be the same as those I have established from the familiar au. Just the world building and some settings that are slightly different.

Hyojin is to keep the trait of his preference on human food

Changyoon is to keep his nagging trait

Seungjun might help you with studies (not solidify him as a nerd but there is tendency that he will)

Jaeyoung is more to the body guard type

Minkyun defo gonna make friends with stray animals (either you house ends up becoming pet shelter, you becoming a foster mom for animals or you cannot keep any because you are allergic but mental supporting Minkyun is up to you)

Yuto definitely is the quiet but alert type same goes with Minseok

My preference stereotype for them would be the cinnamon rolls that would kill

Sometimes they might go.. “ I am a known demon back in hell but why I am doing this babysitting shit?”

But then ends up enjoying stuffs human does lol

Changyoon enjoying TikTok lol, they got famous because of their contents.

Defo gonna have movie night.

It will be funny if ONFs as demons themselves, got scared at the monsters/ghosts seen in horror movies. Bonus if you actually not scared of horror movies. And they are gonna question you out of disbelief like why the hell are you not scared? How can you not even flinch a single bit?

Reason : monsters and ghosts imagined by human beings do not look the same based on their knowledge.

They sometimes show themselves to other humans but rarely. Mostly just being the unseen follower behind you.

Cues in sometimes they forgot they are invisible, and picks up something from the mart and it gave people a fright. Example, Changyoon or Minkyun passes through a nice outfit and just took the hanged outfit out to place in front of himself, only to realise what he did after looking into a mirror nearby

Hmm my thoughts, Jaeyoung and Minseok would be the ones who would always their visiblity when you are out with them.

Hyojin and Changyoon would be the ones who prefer to keep their invisibility

Copying from familiar au, should you attend college or university, people might thought some members of demon!ONF are your boyfriend.

At first when they changed pattern starts to live close to you, they could not get the concepts of moral of human being well. You will be guiding them.

Could happen that you are so pissed off by someone at work and you could not help but ranting when you are at home.

(Of course the demon!ONF on that day saw what happened but you did insist on them to not do anything)

They might go like : “ Should I kill them for you?”

You : “What?”

Random ONF member : “I can do it to make look like an accident you know.”

You : “OMG NO”

You : “You know maybe you can try to mend things when they are trying to frame me on purpose.”

Random ONF member : “Gotcha”

For the you are not competing scenario, they would be always keeping you safe from harm until you died. Should you get married, you let them participated as relatives/friends. Cues in they even help you take care of your child later on. It could be even fun if you child does not inherit bloodline but they can see ONF members

I will stop here will write another post should i have more ideas to add.

Welp of course for a third option scenario, would be you being a supporter the friendly sibling of yours. You just wanna stay safe so you acted like an advisor role for that candidate, helping them to gain power but not participating directly. Like I said its flexible

For this one I would like to write it as you are just trying to chill with your quiet life but demon hunter, angels and aggressive candidates keeping coming at you.

Also for this one I would link to the point of unfavorable and forgotten child part.

Less favourable child gets assigned with less powerful or less aggressive demons

So for this story ONF aren't high class fighter demons at all. But they do excel in magics.

In opposite, you could the one who knows how to fight maybe because you are quite rebellious in personality.

The moment you found out there 3 parties wanna kill you and innocent less aggressive candidates, you snapped.

Maybe some candidates heard of your friendly sibling name and they rushed over to seek help. End up bump into you instead.

You : what kind of dad is *your biological demon dad name*?"

Cues in Demon ONF keep calming you down because they are afraid that rumours of you belittling your demon father might make their king angry

But you have your attitude and no shit is given. Because you understand that your life your destiny is in your own hands.

You : I wanted a peaceful life alone but now I have to deal with Angels, hunters and a bunch of siblings that I never met , never knew about each other, who all wants me dead.

You : its not fair.

To end it once and for all, you suggested to the friendly sibling to find other candidates that do not have any intentions to compete for throne. Form allies with them so that later own they could get votes for the throne and the rest of the gang could get a decorative chill title while living a peaceful life

Also suggested to the sibling of yours make use of the allies to protect less aggressive candidates

It worked politically. As most of the candidates work on slaughtering others to cut secure birthright, your ideal and policy of strengthen inner then tackle threat gain more favour. Finally your sibling gets the throne.

And you and your other members of allies might get duke duchess or something

This version of story would have and need slot of mind games. Political games as well. (Will be interesting to write but there will waaaaaay too much characters to take note.)

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missjackil · 5 years

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My 14x20 Season Finale Opinion

Moriah

This was absolutely AMAZING!! It ranks in there with the Season 4 and 5 finales with me! Definitely one of the best!! I came away from 14x19 saying “ooooh my boys done fucked the fuck up!” and came away from this with “OMG MY BOYS REAAAALLLYYY FUCKED THE FUCK UP!!!!” So without further ado, let's get to it.

Absolutely nothing I predicted to happen happened. Even with clues given from trailers, sneak peeks and spoiler shots, which is fantastic, because that means they can still surprise me, have not gotten too predictable, and the writing is STILL top notch!

I was completely and pleasantly thrown by the segment where no one could lie. This is the first finale that had a good strong dose of comedy, where it would seem to not fit but was so well done it was great! It was reminiscent of Lebanon which started off very light and humorous and quickly changed to deeply dramatic. Since the beginning, one of my favorite things about this show is its ability to take me through so many different emotions in just one episode.

We start off with a very angry Jack. Sam Dean and Cas looking on in terror as he emerges from the smoke. Sam, though a little terrified, actually shows a little relief that Jack made his way out. .Now Dean and Cas have at it, because Dean wants Jack dead and Cas does not. Which solidifies that this, season 14, is the first season in 10 years that had absolutely 0 Destiel moments (Thank you Dabb!!) not a welcome back hug, no “sex eyes” no stupid mixx tape... nada zip nothing :) so while so many of you have bitched since Dabb took over in S12, that he's breaking down the brothers’ co-dependency and is a Destiel stan, he has proven both accusations wrong by a long shot.

Now let's move on to the story. Jack walks through town and hears everyone lying to each other. One of the first things we know he has learned is that lying is bad. He’s expressed this a few times that he is uncomfortable with it, now even without a soul, he doesn’t like it, so he orders everyone to stop lying, simply by shouting it. I knew this was going to be fun.

Sam and Dean go to a facial recognition company to try to find Jack. Right away I notice that the sign says “Mirror Universe” and they hold the shot for a moment, making me wonder if this is something I might want to remember later. Not unlike in Lebanon when the boys walked up to the pawn shop and their reflections appeared over the sign “Precious Pawn”. Are these things a hint to something, like in 7x02 when Sam and Hallucifer/Dean got to the office building that was named “Morning Star Inc” (Lucifer is Latin for Morning Star)? Could just be a coincidence but Im going to put that on my “hmmmm” shelf.

Right away Dean comments about the nerds and Sam says “Takes one to know one” and we know they can’t lie either. We learn Dean is not only a geek also, but watches Jeopardy every night, and Sam’s favorite singer is Selene Dion! This tickles me because I love learning new things about Sam, and my little wincest heart sighs at the thought of My Heart Will Go On, Because You Loved Me, and It’s All Coming Back to Me Now are songs maybe he thinks about Dean to?

On that note, I must include that my good friend @supernaturalnardog pointed out that in the early years, being made to tell the truth, led the brothers to say biting, resentful things about each other, and now it was just silly brother teasing. How much closer and trusting they have grown since those days 😍

Meanwhile, we have Cas doing something that made no sense to me. After bitching at Sam and Dean about trying to contain Jack in the Malak box, he is now trying to get into Hell so he can see if he can put Jack in the cage?? Ummm sure yeah Cas, that's a much better choice. Jack goes to find Kelly’s parents, and sadly, they don't like him anymore. They looked him up and no one heard of him, and Kelly’s peers believe she is dead. Grandmom believes Jack killed her. She screams at him and all we see are glowy eyes and STOP!! Ugggh did he just Mary Winchester another grandmom?? Back at the ranch, Chuck shows up agrees with Cas that Jack is a problem and they go meet up with Sam and Dean. Dean is automatically pissed and breaks Chuck’s guitar, the office is crazy with people telling the truth, so Chuck zaps them all back to the bunker to talk. Emotions rise from there...

Cas splits to go find Jack, Chuck talks to the boys makes them a gun that can kill anything, but the catch is, that whatever the gun does to someone else, it also does to the shooter. Dean takes the gun.

After some monologuing between Cas and Jack, we go back to Dean in his room, filling a flask. Sam is looking for him, so Dean invites him in and asks him to have a seat. Here comes “the talk” that Sam must be all too familiar with now. Dean informs Sam that he’s going to kill Jack, and consequently kill himself as well. Looking for Sam’s approval, blessing, acceptance, or whatever, Sam isn’t having it this time. He admits he’s still angry with Jack and part of him still wants him dead too, but

“Dean, we never even tried to save him!” “He killed mom!” “He has no soul!” “And who’s fault is that?” I actually thought Dean was blaming Sam for a second, until Sam took the blame himself and Dean’s expression clearly showed that wasn’t what he was trying to say, he was trying to say it’s Jack’s fault he has no soul.

Sam says it’s his own fault because he brought him back, and Jack burned his soul off saving both of their lives. So Sam tells Dean if he thinks hes going to give him permission to go kill Jack and himself, so he can lose them both all at once, then no... just no.... he’s lost too much already. Sam peaces out.

Sam meets up with Chuck and the meta here made me a little dizzy to be honest. Chuck reveals that Sam and Dean are his guys, of all the Sams and Deans in all the universes, they’re his favorite. They’re SO interesting. And now Sam manages to make me feel guilty about watching them over and over and even writing fic. I empathize with Chuck a little bit here because he “writes” them this way because they're his favorites. They’re the most amazing heroes ever, they save the world but to BE those heroes, they need to go through tragedy. Show of hands here how many of you Sam girl’s write or enjoy fics with hurt!sam? Or Dean girls who write/enjoy hurt!dean? Wouldnt it suck if the boys in your stories started yelling at you to stop it?? What a dark and crazy thought! And I empathized with Sam too, because of how much I love episodes like Red Meat because Sam is badass... but now hes kinda saying, “why did I have to suffer like that to show you Im a badass??” ya feel me fam??

Anyway. Sam gets very angry and then Chuck tells him Dean already left. Dean is at the cemetery about to shoot Jack with the special gun, and Sam doesn't want this, Jack is on his knees, telling Dean he understands and its ok. It flashed me back to the end of S10. Dean cant do it and drops the gun. Chuck is like “nooo pick it up this is the big Abraham sacrificing his only son on Moriah and Dean’s like “nope” and he doesn't even care if Chuck brings mom back in the trade. He’s done, Chuck can fekk off... Chuck’s like fine snaps his fingers and the lights all go out and Jack dies, Dean goes after Chuck and Chuck flings him hard. Sam is completely done, gets the gun and is like fekk all “Chuck dies, I die, Dean dies, the whole freakin universe dies... GAME OVER!” But (un)luckily Sam misfired. And dont @ me Sam and Dean both are crack shots, but they also miss pretty often. And Chuck, from what Ive seen between the show and the fandom said “If all you can do is bitch about the show? Welcome to The End”

Now we are being shown all Sam and Deans hard work being undone. From the Lady in White in 1x01 to John Wayne Gayce’s ghost in Lebanon. All the demons rising and the graves spitting out their dead and ganging up on 2 pretty helpless Winchesters and a pretty useless angel. My boys done fUcKeD tHe FuCk UP!!!! Jack is in The Empty, he’s awake with The Entity and Billie... I cant even imagine where this is going.

Im fairly sure this storyline won't come to a close in a few episodes in the beginning of next season. Since its the final season (side eyes the haters who made sure of it by bitching and not just changing the damn channel like civilized humans would) it will probably be a season-long arc and have reconciliation between the boys and Chuck by the end. If we have learned anything from the past 14 years of this show, its that good intentions don't always turn out good, with love we can forgive some pretty bad shit, and unfortunately, we tend to hurt the ones we love most.

Overall I think this was one of the best finales we’ve seen. I plan to write about and meta the crap out of what's gone on this whole season, because I think the season itself, aside from a few crapisodes, (which every season has) was by far one of the best!

So on a scale of Bloodlines to Lebanon, Im giving this a 9. Well done everyone... well done!!

#supernatural #14x20 spoilers #Moriah spoilers #my opinion #great job

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mrswhozeewhatsis · 5 years

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Syruped and Feathered

Summary: There’s nothing normal about this hunt.

Pairing: I intended Sam x Reader, but nothing really happened.

Warnings: None.

Word count: 1147 words

A/N: This is for the @spnfanficpond‘s SPN Season 14 Weekly Episode Writing Challenge Week Five, and I ended up using two prompts: #3. “That thing that I killed died weird,” and, “That’s what everyone says. Except him.” To paraphrase a friend, this is not beta read because I’m a savage.

You walked back into the main room of the farmhouse, machete swinging idly by your side and a puzzled expression on your face. The Winchesters were still on the lookout for an attack from one of the other directions, but they glanced your way when they heard the floorboard creak. Their glances turned into stares when they got a look at you.

“What the hell?” Dean asked quietly, his eyes going over your form, again and again, his eyebrows raising with each pass.

“What… are those…?” Sam approached you, eyebrows furrowed, but eyes very wide.

“Ummm, yeah,” you said. “Feathers.” You nodded. “And, in case you’re wondering, what’s keeping them stuck to me like this is maple syrup.”

Dean tentatively touched a feather-free spot on your body with one finger, then drew it to his mouth. “Yup. Definitely maple.”

“Ewww,” you groaned, grimacing. “It might be maple syrup, but that’s what he was bleeding as he died, Dean. Whatever he was, he was full of it.”

Dean’s face changed comically from puzzled to disgusted and immediately began spitting and trying to wipe off his tongue. “Yuck. Blech. Whydja let me lick it, dammit?”

“I didn’t think you were that stupid, jackass!” you retorted, resisting the urge to stick out your tongue. The whole situation was really juvenile enough.

Sam cleared his throat. “So, he bled maple syrup... but where did the feathers come in? And why did it take so long? You were in there for like, five minutes!”

Your eyes rolled so hard it almost hurt. “So I went in there, and hacked at him with the machete, and got him pretty good, and instead of fighting me or cursing or something, he just grabbed the arm I hit and started wailing like he was dying.”

The squints and head tilts you got from the brothers were positively angel-worthy.

“I’m telling you guys, that thing that I killed died weird. I hit it once, and, well,” you motioned to Sam, “remember that godawful dinner theater we went to in Dubuque?”

Sam nodded, still looking confused and distressed, and not sure if he should still be on alert.

“He died like that one guy in the play. The one we couldn’t stop laughing at. It was all, stab,” you made the stabbing motion with your machete, making Dean do a quick jump away so you didn’t nick him, “and then, ‘Oh! Woe is me! I am killed! I shall cease to be and the world will know my light no longer!’ I mean, he just kept going on, and on, and on, and on, AND ON, just making these wild motions that were kind of like attacks while he’s moaning, bleeding maple syrup. So, I started really going at him, if only to shut him up, you know? And the syrup is flying, and he’s not going down, not even really fighting me, just spraying syrup all over me and the whole room, until I finally cut off his head, right? But instead of him just falling to the ground, he caught his own head and said, ‘Alas, I die!’ one more time, from his detached head which was really spooky, and then exploded into a shit-ton of feathers, which all flew everywhere around the room, which is why,” you motioned to yourself, “I look like Big Bird.”

The three of you stood around, watching the syrup drip off of you, taking a couple of feathers with it. Matching unhappily puzzled faces looked back and forth between you. The house was ridiculously quiet while you all stood there, considering the facts of the case. Yes, the reports that had drawn you to the house were all vague and weird, but this was weirder than you were expecting by about a county or two.

Deep breath in. “You know, if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was--”

“Gabriel,” Dean finished for you. “It’s trickster to a T.”

Sam shook his head. “It can’t be. I watched Michael kill him. Dean, you watched Michael kill him.”

Dean nodded. “I know! But, Sam! Look at her!!” he exclaimed, waving at you wildly.

Dean and Sam both stared at you again in silence. Grateful for the distraction, even if it was another monster to kill, you turned to the doorway when the floor creaked and saw Cas, who’d been outside to catch anything that got past the three of you. When he saw you, however, he stopped dead in his tracks, squinted, and tilted his head to the side as he looked you up and down.

You shrugged and gave him the rundown. “Monster led me into the other room. I attacked monster. Monster bled maple syrup, then melodramatically monologued his way into pissing me off enough to cut off his head, at which point he exploded into feathers, covering me and the entire room.”

Cas nodded, but the squint and head tilt remained. After a moment, he took a deep breath like he was about to say something, then closed his mouth again and continued squinting. Finally, he said, “If I didn’t know better, I’d say this was Gabriel.”

You threw your hands up in the air in defeat. “Exactly! That’s what everyone says! Except him!” you exclaimed, pointing your machete at Sam.

Cas approached you, studying the mess covering you, and put out a finger to touch you.

Dean grabbed his hand and pulled it away. “Don’t taste it, man. It’s really maple syrup, just trust us.”

Cas nodded and shrugged off Dean’s hand, his eyes never leaving you. Another minute of you all just standing there, stumped, and a line of syrup dripped down the back of your neck, sliding into your shirt and making you shudder.

“Well, whatever this is, can we consider it back at the motel after I have a shower? I’m beginning to stick to myself.” You pulled one arm away from your body as an example, your flannel sticking to the arm like some kind of wing.

Dean pointed to you and declared, “You’re wrapping up in a blanket before you get into my Baby.”

Rolling your eyes, you headed for the door. “Of course, Dean. I’m not a heathen.”

The four of you trudged out of the farmhouse, got into the car (you dutifully wrapped like a burrito in a blanket), and drove away, none of you looking behind you as you left.

Standing on the porch was a petite woman with shoulder-length light brown hair and amber eyes wearing boots, dark jeans, a grey henley shirt, and a black leather jacket. She took a lollipop out of her jacket pocket, unwrapped it, and popped it in her mouth, the wrapper disappearing without a trace. With a twinkle in her eyes and a smirk on her lips, she saluted the car as it drove away, then snapped her fingers, vanishing.

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georgialouisea · 6 years

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Action Square Filled: Actor Dean Pairing: Dean x Reader, Chris, Justin (omcs). Warnings: Fluff, nervous Dean. Summary: Dean finally meets his new costar. Word Count: 1250 Written/Created for @spnaubingo

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“Hey, how’s it going man?” Chris sat down next to Dean, handing him a cup of coffee.

“Hey, yeah good, you?” Dean took the cup with a smile.

“Good, you got a long day?”

“Yeah, I have a few scenes with Y/N later, I haven’t even met her yet.”

“Well good luck,” Chris smirked.

“What? What does that mean?” Dean sat up straighter.

“Well she can be a bit short with you, if she’s tired it’s worse, she hates it when new people mess up, I mean she’s carried the show for years so -”

“You’re serious?”

“Yeah.” Chris nodded before taking a sip of coffee.

“Great.” Dean’s head fell into his palm.

“Just don’t mess up or piss her off.”

Dean was on set over 30 minutes before he needed to be, he stood behind the cameras, his arms crossed as he watched you.

“Doctor, is she going to be okay?”

“She will be, she has a long road of recovery ahead of her.” You smiled at the woman closing the file in your hands, as it closed the weight shifted and it slipped from your hands.

“Goddammit Y/N.” Justin huffed beside you. “Right give me the file, I’ll do it.”

A few takes later when Justin dropped the file you couldn’t contain your laughter. “See not so easy!”

“Whatever Y/L/N.” Justin laughed. “Do we have to do the file?”

“Yes, It’s a file, why are you two so crap at closing it?” The director yelled.

“There’s a crapload of paper in it!” You held it up.

“Deal with it!” The director shouted again.

Rolling your eyes you turned around to face the actress playing the distressed mother.

3 takes and 2 laughing fits later you were done with the scene, ignoring the calls of your name you made a beeline for the coffee cart. A man stood next to you, he wore the same dark blue scrubs and white coat you were in.

“Hi, I’m Dean.” He smiled at you his hand extended.

“Hi, I’m Y/N.” You shook his hand with a smile.

“Yeah, I know.” He grinned at you, the queue moved, releasing his hand you both moved with the queue.

“You were in the new superhero movie right?” You recognised him from the film you’d watched a week earlier with your brother.

“Yeah I was, nothing major but I’m here now.” He shrugged.

“Welcome, we have a lot to film this afternoon.”

“Yeah, I’ve filmed a lot in the past few days, I hardly know this place, I know my way from my trailer to set that’s it.”

“Want a tour?”

“No, I’m sure you’re really busy.”

“We have time, hey Debbie can I get my usual and Dean what do you want?” You asked turning to him.

“No, It’s okay I’ll get mine.”

“My treat.” You smiled. Dean ordered his coffee, paying Debbie you handed Dean his coffee.

“So…”

“Yeah?”

“I’m sorry, I’m just nervous, I heard some things but you’ve already proved that they’re not true.”

“Which are?” You stopped walking.

“No, it’s nothing.”

“Well, who did you hear them from then?”

“Chris.”

“Great.” You rolled your eyes.

“What?”

“Chris has been kicking off any competition early for over a year,” Justin smirked, his arm wrapping around your waist. “He’s so jealous of anyone better looking than him.”

“Justin.”

“What? I’m being nice, Dean’s major competition.

“Wow.” Dean’s brow furrowed.

“Stop making him uncomfortable.”

Justin kissed your cheek before taking a step away from you. “Have fun you two.” He smirked winking at you before walking away.

“Are you two?” Dean asked.

“No, we’re friends.”

“Y/N, Dean!” Someone shouted across the open space.

“Coming!” You yelled raising a hand giving a small wave.

5 hours later you were beyond exhausted, Dean was ploughing through the scenes he was trying his hardest to avoid messing up. When a heavier scene started you noticed Dean was tense, his hands clenched into fists at his sides.

“Hey, can we take a few, honestly I need a nap.”

“Yeah, let’s call it for the day on Y/N and Dean, you’ve both had long days, you guys go home.”

Walking offset you kept a few paces behind Dean.

“Hey.” You called, reaching out for him. He stopped and turned around.

“Yeah?”

“Are you okay?” Your voice dropped as you reached him.

“Yeah, I just - I don’t know.”

“Okay.” You smiled at him, you watched his every move. “Come here.” You held your hand out to him, he took it and let you lead him wherever you were going.

Opening your trailer door you pulled him inside. “What is it? Do you just need a break?”

“I don’t know, maybe, I’ve read the script I know what happens, it just hit me I guess, how are you so calm about it all?”

“Years of practice, emotional scenes get me, especially ones I relate to, we all get emotional, it’s okay.” You smiled at him flopping down on your bed. “Want to get some food?”

“Sure.” Dean nodded, his voice was low.

Instead of going out for lunch you both settled on going back to your apartment, in the mood Dean was in you didn’t want any fans interrupting you. Sitting on your sofa you grabbed another slice of pizza from the box between you and Dean.

“Feeling better?” You smiled at him.

“Yeah, I’m sorry about that.”

“It’s fine, I’m glad you’re okay now though.”

A knock at your door made you jump slightly, putting your beer down you got up to answer it you relaxed when you saw it was the mailman with the scripts for the next few episodes, signing for them you held them in your arms walking back into the room you dumped them on the table.

Grabbing the newest script you sat down and started to skim it, a few scripts and a few beers later you looked up at Dean.

“Well, we best get used to hanging out with each other.”

“Why?” He looked over at you, the football game on the TV ignored.

“Well in a few episodes time we’re going to be in an on-call room together.”

“What?” Dean sat up almost choking on his beer.

“Yeah, here look.” You handed him the script.

“Wow, steamy.” He raised his brows.

“Very.”

“So what are you doing tomorrow after work?” He dropped the script and looked up at you.

“Nothing why?”

“Well come to mine and I’ll cook us dinner.”

“Dean you don’t have to do that.”

“My treat.” He smiled.

“Well okay then.”

“I can’t believe you guys have won this for 6 years in a row.” Justin held the award in his hands.

“What do you not think we’re TV’s hottest couple?” You smiled at him.

“Shut up you know what I mean, where’s your husband anyway?”

“On set, he should be here soon.”

“Hey.” Dean walked into your trailer. “Hey, Justin.”

“Look what you two won.” He waved the statue around.

“Again?”

“Thanks, babe, real confidence boost.”

“Shut up, you’re stunning, you ready to go for dinner?”

“Yup.” You stood up taking his hand.

Walking offset together you gave Dean’s hand a squeeze. “Have I ever told you how much I love you?”

“Occasionally.” Dean smiled. “Have I ever told you how happy I am you were so nice to me when we met?”

“Occasionally.” You laughed. “So where are we going?”

“I was thinking pizza and beer at home.”

“Perfect.”

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nerdangels · 2 years

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Tagged by @coulson-is-an-avenger thanks hawthorn <3

1- Why did you choose your url?

Soup of natural reasons. Specifically from the quote "word of advice, don't piss off the nerd angels" after cas beats up dean in the alley

2- Any side blogs?

Technically i have very many but the only one that's active is @clusterhugmp3 my bandom sideblog

3- How long have you been on tumblr?

I made this blog in 2010 or '11. Jesus christ

4- Do you have a queue tag?

I've gone through many queue tags but now i mostly dont care about using a queue. For the rare occasions that i do put stuff on a queue on my sideblog, the tag there is "only if you'd like me to i could fall in love with queue"

5- Why did you start your blog in the first place?

Umm made an account for vague blogging reasons but stayed for the panic at the disco bandom

6- Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Cas <3 i made it myself to match the colors of my header and the bi flag

7- Why did you choose your header?

Spooky tma vibes. It was on a post w other tma headers but the op either deleted or changed their url so now the credit link doesnt work :/

8-What’s your post with the most notes?

I think some stupid superwholock post that blew up back in 2014. Or a gravity falls gifset

9- How many mutuals do you have?

I have no idea.. Do ppl actually know how many mutuals they have lol

10- How many followers do you have?

2200+ but i can guarantee that 80% are inactive

11- How many people do you follow?

966 omg

12- Have you ever made a shitpost?

Yes ???

13- How often do you use Tumblr each day?

So many

14- Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Um not that i can think of lol

15- How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

Dumb and bad. Stop guilt tripping people into reblogging posts

16- Do you like tag games?

Yes!! I love tag games!! <3 even tho im bad at keeping up w them i rly like doing them if i remember

17- Do you like ask games?

YES they're so much fun but I'm terrible at checking my inbox bc I'm always on mobile

18-Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

Umm idk what qualifies as tumblr famous lol i have mutuals who have a few posts that have blown up. Maybe some of my bandom mutuals 😳

Also a long time ago i used to be mutuals w this rly hot person whose thirst traps had a lot of notes and i wanted to talk to them but was always too intimidated bc most of their asks were just ppl flirting/complimenting them. Then they unfollowed me hdkdhfkd

19- Do you have a crush on a mutual?

I am no longer taking questions at this time

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guardians-of-blood · 3 years

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More incorrect quotes! Hooray! (i will add the title later)

Ray: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Tsubasa: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Ray, desperately, as Tsubasa bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Tsubasa: Oh! B positive.

Ray: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Tsubasa:

Mars: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Kuno: I think you mean cards.

Mars, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Pluto: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Mars: Stop romanticizing the past.

Ray: Where are you going?

Tsubasa: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Kayda, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Vian: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Kayda, with the tone of someone who is used to Vian: Outstanding.

Kayda: This is what I’m talking about people.

Pyrrhus: Vian was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Vian: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Pyrrhus: Vian, you ate a chair.

Tsubasa: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kuno's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Nina: What's wrong with you?

Celeste: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Tsubasa, texting Ray: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Ray′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Ray, texting back: Fuck you.

Celeste: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Burnet: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Celeste: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Valkyrie: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

Celeste: Because they're dead.

Ray: I failed my safety training course today.

Tsubasa: Why, what happened?

Ray: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Tsubasa: And?

Ray: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Tsubasa: We all have our demons.

Tsubasa, grabbing Ray: This one’s mine.

"I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Ray."

- Tsubasa Amanogawa

Tsubasa: I have an idea.

Ray: A good idea?

Tsubasa: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

"You know what’s funny about Ray? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably."

- Tsubasa Amanogawa

Tsubasa: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Tsubasa: Not you Ray. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Ray: I have no fears.

Kuno: What if one day you woke up and Tsubasa was taller than you?

Ray: I have one fear.

*on Ellen*

Ellen: So I hear you tweet about wanting to die

Celeste: haha yeah, I do

*Death comes out, creeps up behind her*

Celeste: omg Ellen you didn't

Kayda: Weird. All my shirts are disappearing.

Noir and Pyrrhus: *wearing Kayda’s shirts for the 5th time in a row* Spooky.

Celeste: Does anyone have any questions?

Basil: *Stands up* Okay, well I’m sure you’ve noticed that I’ve been going through a lot lately.

Celeste: That’s not a question.

Basil: And I know you’ve often wondered: “Who is Basil, really?”

Noir: Nope, never.

Tsubasa: Until February, I thought your name was Jasper.

Basil: You know, there are times when I look out these windows, and I know you’re all thinking, “What makes the measure of this man?”

Mars: Oh my god, you’d better be dying!

Basil: Look, I’m telling you all, with pride and excitement… and a lot of pride, about the new and improved Basil. Noir, give me a beat!

Noir: Sorry, what?

Basil: When somebody asks for a beat you just, you don't ask a lot of questions. You just get down on it.

Noir: Oh, you want, like, a syncopated thing or, like, a vibey thing?

Basil: Just do it. Hmm? *Basil sings '80s pop rock song about being Bisexual*

*All the Dreamseekers stare at him*

Basil: Oh, come on. You guys aren’t weirded out because I’m bisexual, are you?

Pyrrhus: No, we’re weirded out by the fact that you interrupted the meeting to tell us that.

Celeste: Anyone have questions? Besides Basil, who seems to think that every Dreamseeker meeting is about him for some reason.

Noir: *Having an existential crisis* Do you know… what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?

Vian, thinking about that time he ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: God dude I sure do.

Feliks: Shit, I’m late for school!

Feliks: Oh wait, I’m 20.

Feliks: I’M A TEACHER!!!

Vian: A spoonful of Nutella counts as lunch, right?

Pyrrhus: Vian, that will kill you.

Vian: I'm only allergic to like four things in it.

Pyrrhus: VIAN!!!!

*somewhere else*

Noir, terrified: What was that?!

Kayda: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

Basil: So, how’d you convince all of them to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Chalcedony: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

"bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches"

- Kuno Aurich

"So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress"

- Raymond 'Ray' Seidel

Vian: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.

Tsubasa: *writing a letter*

Tsubasa: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Ray: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Tsubasa: All I drank was Redbull!

Ray: How many?

Tsubasa: Eighteen

Tsubasa: Hey, are you okay?

Ray: Yeah.

Tsubasa: You don't look okay...

Ray: Then stop looking.

Mars: Fight me!

Pluto, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Tsubasa: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Ray.

Ray: I hate myself.

Tsubasa: Alright, square up.

Pluto: Know why I called you in here?

Mars: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Pluto: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Pluto: When's the last time you slept?

Mars: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Pluto: A few- how many?!

Mars: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Pluto: What you need is sleep!

Kuno: When you’re gay in your house with nobody else, you’re homolone

Ray: When you’re bi and there’s nobody else around, you’re biyourself

Basil: Please stop

Feliks: Top 30 reasons Feliks is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you.

Mikael: TOP 30 ANIME DEATHS. NUMBER 1, YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!

Leni: Ray, are you high?

Ray: Am I what?

Leni: High.

Ray: Hi.

Pluto: So what’s for dinner?

Mars, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

Pluto: Am I in trouble?

Mars: Take a guess.

Pluto: No?

Mars: Take another guess.

Pluto, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Mars.

Mars: How did you do that without turning around?

Pluto: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Pluto: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Mars: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Pluto: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Mars: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Pluto: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Mars: No! Four to five seconds!

Pluto: Too late!!!

Pluto: I was arrested for being too cool.

Mars: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Pluto: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Mars: Thank you

Pluto: I didn't say that was a good thing

Mars: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Pluto: Okay, truth or dare?

Mars: Truth

Pluto: How many hours have you slept this week?

Mars:

Mars: ...Dare

Pluto: Go to bed.

Mars: I don’t like this game.

Mars: I’m going to take you out

Pluto: great, it’s a date!

Mars: I meant that as a threat.

Pluto: See you at five!

Mars: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Pluto: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Mars: Absolutely not.

Pluto: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Mars: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Pluto: Okay, help me please!

Mars: Got two words for you.

Pluto: I bet they won't be helpful.

Mars: Your problem.

Pluto: I was right

Kuno: Why did you give Luth a knife?

Tsubasa: He felt unsafe.

Kuno: Now I feel unsafe.

Tsubasa: Sorry.

Tsubasa: Want a knife?

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faegal04 · 7 years

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Temper Temper

Summary: After several hunts leave you in a disgusting mess and your temper is flaring, you and the boys hit a restaurant for some much needed sustenance and things happen.

Pairing/Character: Dean Winchester x reader, Sam Winchester

Word Count: 1622

Warnings: None really

A/N: Written for Andi’s back in the game challenge. My prompt was: : “I’d die for you, kill for you, and if you take another one of my fries, I’ll just plain kill you.” it’s in bold.

Beta: the fabulous and wonderful @skybinx-blog Thanks again Leah! *muah*

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“Nonstop monsters. That’s what my life had narrowed down to. For the last six weeks, the three of us had been zig zagging across the states involved in some of the weirdest and hardest hunts I had ever come across. Let’s not talk about how it seemed like the supernatural asshats, seemed to have focused on me for the inevitable, disgusting ends they met.

So far, I had been ectoplasmed, been covered by shredded okami, then there was that damn clown that had exploded leaving behind glitter-that I was still finding on me and my clothes and let’s not forget the demon who exploded thanks to Crowley’s snap of fingers and his “Sorry, pet, I just couldn’t listen to him prattle on anymore.” After all the supernatural messes, Cas had gotten me chased into a lake by a swarm of pissed off bees, because he thought they would be better off in a “happy” tree, leading up to tonight’s virtual shit show of being chased by a werewolf in the rain which is where we pick up our story fair readers. Hang on it’s about to get messy.”

Wagon Wheel Motel, an hour earlier

“Of course it’s a werewolf, cause who doesn’t want to hunt one in the pouring down rain,” you said with a roll of the eyes, “at night too.”

“Look, princess if it’s too much for you to handle, we’ll take care of it, you can stay here and paint your nails,” Dean mocked, ignoring the way your eyes narrowed at his insinuation.

Sam looked between the two of you, trying to figure out how to defuse the bomb that his stupid brother just lit. “Um, guys, can we focus on the case. You know, dead guys and all that.”

You snarled in Dean’s direction then turned your attention to the only Winchester you would be speaking with in the near future. “Sure, Sammy. What’s the plan?”

Sam smiled gratefully at you, “Right. So I think we should split up, it’ll be easier that way,” and then he mumbled, “plus I won’t have to referee the cage match that’s going to occur.”

“What?!” you barked out. You narrowed your eyes, ‘Okay, so that makes two Winchesters that I’m not speaking to.’ You grabbed your gun and jacket, then headed towards the door. “Are we waiting for a written invitation?” You leveled them both with a glare, “Let’s go gank a werewolf.”

‘I’ll give you a written invitation,’ Dean smirked at you, “After you princess.”

‘Jesus, how do I get myself into these situations?’ You could barely see in front of your face, as the rain came down in sheets, you were completely soaked and you could see each pant of breath as you ran. ‘How the hell do I always end up as bait?’ You slid into a tree as you tried to change direction to quickly, ‘Oh yeah, it’s because I don’t have a penis!’ Ignoring the sting in your palms from the bark biting into your flesh, you pushed off from the tree, running as fast as you could.

Each snap of a twig and the squelching sounds of mud echoed in the wooded area around you, so you weren’t sure who was chasing who anymore. Sliding to a stop because you couldn’t run any further, you saw that you were at a small cluster of trees, hoping it would help hide you for just a few minutes. You bent over, grabbed your knees and tried to inhale as much air as possible, so that you could keep going. Besides your loud breathing and heart beating in a staccato rhythm-’that can’t be healthy,’ you heard the sound of an animal breathing heavily to your left.

You stood up, quietly pulled your gun out, racking the slide back you peeked around the tree to see the wolf on Dean’s trail. You quickly raised your Colt to the air, firing harmlessly to alert Dean. Both hunter and prey turned at the same time, you groaned when the animal leapt towards you. Taking off, you ran back towards the direction you had just come from, you were trying to lose the animal, leaving Dean a clear shot at it.

Of course things couldn’t be that easy though. The wolf was sticking to you like glue, he was right on your heels when you heard the snarl and the snapping of jaws at your back. You could hear the terror in Dean’s voice as he yelled for you to run faster. Your legs were starting to shake from exhaustion, running in mud and darkness not the easiest thing when suddenly Sam was three feet in front of you.

“DOWN!” he yelled, pointing his gun directly at you.

You threw yourself to the ground, sliding head first towards Sam as a shot rang out and the sound of a body hitting the mud echoed with a loud splat. You rolled over onto your back and smiled up at Sam. “My hero!” He chuckled and reached a hand down for you to grab. He pulled you up from the mud, as Dean made it to where you both were.

“Y/N! Sweetheart are you okay? That son of a bitch was fast!” Dean huffed out.

You nodded shakily at him. “Yup, I’m great. I’m also starving, let’s go get something to eat!”

“Seriously?” Sam looked at you incredulously. “You can go from imminent death, to feed me Seymour in the span of seconds.”

“Did you just meet me or something Sammy?” you snickered.

Sam shook his head eyes filled with laughter at you, “You and Dean are a perfect match, Y/N.”

Dean chuckled, “Let’s get you cleaned up first, sweetheart,” he motioned his hand at the mud covering you from head to toe.

You squinted your eyes and clenched your hands into fists, “I have no clothes here, Dean, they're all back at the motel. You’ve seen me naked, but I don’t need to be giving free shows to your brother. Let’s just go now!”

“B-but….” he stammered, “Baby...mud in my car.”

Sam closed his eyes and prayed for strength. He opened them just in time to grab the back of your jacket as you leapt toward Dean and pulled you behind him. Glaring at Dean, “Dude, abort. Seriously, let this one go.”

Dean nodded as he heard the growls coming from you. “Fine, fine, fine. Let’s eat.”

As you walked into the little diner, you ignored all the stares that were directed at your appearance, you smiled at the waitress as she she showed you guys to a table. Sam looked out the big window and shook his head at Dean, who was currently shaking his head in disbelief as he looked at the mud covered backseat.

“What can I get you folks?” the waitress asked, “Honey, I don’t know if you realize it, but you do know that you’re covered in mud right?”

You giggled, looking at her name tag, “Yeah. I’m aware Norma, thank you though. Can I please get bacon cheeseburger and the largest fries you have with a Pepsi?”

The waitress got Sam’s order and walked off shaking her head, glad she wasn’t going to have to be the one to clean the chair you currently occupied. You looked out towards the parking lot at Dean, who was still just standing there looking lost. “He’s really going to pout about this one for awhile, isn’t he?”

Sam laughed, “Yeah, that’s pretty much a given. We’re going to have to coddle him for a bit after this.”

You rolled your eyes, “I’ll make him a pie when we get back to the bunker.” You sat up straighter when you saw Norma carrying your food, wondering if you started drooling if anyone would notice.

She smiled at you and sat the plate down in front of you, just as Dean made his way in and over to your table. He sat across from you, reaching towards your plate, he snatched a french fry and popped it in his mouth.

You tilted your head and bit back a nasty response and started drumming your fingers on the wooden table. Sam watched in silence, unbelieving how obtuse his brother was. Every time he snatched a fry, you got this murderous glint in your eye, and Sam could see you plotting Dean’s death with each tap of your nails.

Figuring he would stop once he ordered and received his food, you bit your tongue each time he grabbed a fry. When Sam asked him why he didn’t order his own fries, you gripped the fork in your hand tighter when he replied back, that he didn’t need to since you had already ordered plenty for the both of you. Dean started to reach towards your plate again, when you suddenly slammed the tines of the fork down into the table in front of your plate. Dean froze and looked at you, suddenly realizing how pissed you were.

“Sweet-” he started to say.

“Dean,” you replied through gritted teeth, “I’d die for you, kill for you, and if you take another one of my fries, I’ll just plain kill you.”

Sam pushed back from the table, not wanting to be close to the violence that he was sure was about to happen and he hoped that his brother would not open his mouth and make the situation worse like he knew Dean was able to.

Dean looked slowly from the fork that was stuck in the table, up to your eyes and gulped, he made sure that you could see his hand as he slowly moved his hand back to his own side of the table.

You smiled sweetly, “Pass the salt, please.”

#dean winchester x reader #ellen-reincarnated1967 #andi’sbackinthegame #andi’swritingchallenge #dean!girl #spn fic #spn one shot #dean winchester one shot #dean x reader

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queen-karen-3 · 7 years

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How You Met

Preference #1

Zach:

Your older sister, Ayla, had been complaining that she doesn't spend much time with you. You were 16 years old, who was taking junior and senior classes to graduate 2 years early. To say you were smart is an understatement. You never were the type of girl who went to parties, drinks, smokes, sneaks out- never. If anything you were scared of that life. Finally, when you finished your classes and had successfully graduated early, you went and stayed with your sister in L.A.

"Y/N!" You heard your name being shouted and a waving hand just barely above everyone's heads. You had just landed in LAX and was looking for your sister. Just like your sister, you were short. You beat your sister in height by an inch and a half. Which you bragged about a lot.

"Ayla!" You shrieked and ran towards her. She met you halfway, pulling each other into a tight embrace. You saw her at your graduation but since you were busy greeting and taking pictures with many and many other family members, you didn't get to spend much time with her.

"Guys remember how I said Ayla's younger sister, Y/N, is coming into town. Well, last time we saw her, Ayla left her in my apartment with Kong. And we've never compared them to each other. But look! Y/N is taller than Ayla! " Logan exclaimed, talking to the Logangsters.

"Logan, good to see you again!" You shrieked jumping into his arms, wrapping your short arms and legs around him.

"Koala! It's good to see you again! Hows the graduated life! Guys This girl is so smart- you have no idea! She's 16 and she just graduated from high school like a month ago!" Logan yelled into his camera, making a scene. A tall guy, yelling into a camera with a short girl hanging onto his body like a koala, odd picture to see.

When you three made it to Logan's purple charger you called dibs on shotgun. Seeing as you are taller.

You were busy taking in the big city to realize that Logan was talking up a band and that you were all going over to their place. When you arrived you were distracted by the huge house and amazing view. You didn't even realize Logan and group of 5 guys talking and laughing until Ayla handed you Logans puppy, Kong.

"I gotta use the bathroom real quick, do not let the boys take Kong." She warned you.

"Hey, Y/N! Come here. I want to introduce you to someone." Logan said from a patio couch.

"Yeah?" You asked sitting next to him petting the puppy in your arms.

"Y/N this is Zach, Zach this is Y/N. You are both 16 and single." Logan said running off to the four other guys.

"Heh, hi," Zach said shyly. His cheeks turning a slight shade of red.

"Hi." You said finally looking him in the eyes. Your eyes locked and legitimately lost your breath.

"Can I get your number before you leave?" He asked after a moment of just looking at each other.

"Yeah, of course." You smiled at him, which he returned.

Jack:

You were at a skate park in L.A. That your best friend and boyfriend dragged you to. You were dating the quarterback of the football team from your school. He was very cocky and jockey. But before that, he was a sweet nerd who put you first. The only reason you were you still together was that you didn't want to throw five years of your relationship away. You loved him but you weren't in love with him. You cared deeply for him but you can't see the same future with him anymore. He loves you but to his friends, you're his 'ball and chain'. He wants a future with you but only if you're okay with an open relationship. He cheats on you at least three times a month. But his friends cover it up for him. And you never suspected a thing.

"Y/N since you're here you should learn to skate." Your best friend said. She was into skating as much as your boyfriend. You were glad they got along but you didn't know just how great they got along.

"I'm gonna fall on my face. And you know it." You said laughing, but still getting up off the ground. You weren't the type to wear heels to school. You were a jeans, converse and nice top kind of gal.

You stood up on the board already feeling like your falling. You steadied yourself as you mimicked your best friends actions. After hours and hours of going short distances, you finally started to get the hang of it. You had Y/B/F go ahead as you went your pace. You were just cruising around all the obstacles when you had a board to board collision with another skater. You fell on your ass and he did too.

"Oh sorry, I wasn't looking where I was skating." You said laughing at yourself. Looking over to who you crashed with. He had the best top ramen looking hair ever.

"Oh no, it's okay. I wasn't either." He said laughing.

Oh my goodness, his laugh sounds like angels singing in my ears. You thought.

"You skate?" The noodle headed boy asked you.

"Uh, no not really. I'm just started to learn." You laughed at yourself.

"I'm Jack." He said holding out his hand for you to shake. You firmly shook his hand but didn't let go. You two were still sitting on the ground with your boards between you two, at your feet.

"Here let me help you up." He said getting up and pulling you with him.

"Thanks." You were mesmerized by his hair, eyes, smile- his appearance in general.

He waited, standing there with his skate board at his feet and his hand in your hand, waiting for you to introduce yourself. But he didn't mind holding your hand. He smiled patiently.

"Uh sorry. I'm Y/N." you introduced yourself after coming back into reality.

"Y/N suits you." He said smiling at your confused expression

"What do you mean by that?"

"Pretty name for a pretty girl." He simply said not letting go, which you didn't mind.

Daniel:

You were best friends with Logan and Jake Paul but when shit started to go south with Jake and Alissa, you Usian bolt and run. You moved out of the Team 10 house and moved in with Logan because you were on Alissa's side on this. Jake didn't like that you left the house but, you were only there because he asked you to move in as his best friend. But over the months of Team 10 developing he turned into some fake, click bait, hater. You didn't like who he turned into, you wanted the guy he used to be. Then shit started happening on twitter, he said that he kicked you out and Alissa left and that you were both talking shit on twitter and Instagram. You didn't have a YouTube channel. You never really bothered with one because you were afraid you were gonna turn into some arrogant ass-butt.

You moved in with Logan and Mark around the time Jake came out with the It's Everyday Bro song. In the song, he called out you, Alissa and so many other people. You were pissed when the song came out. You had the idea of making The Fall of Jake Paul. Logan wanted to do that song too but he wanted his boys, Why Don't We, in the diss track because Jake dissed them somewhere, you didn't really pay attention to the band because of the recent 411.

You were sitting on a love sac, in the middle of a fight over text with Jake. He was pleading to not make the song he thinks you're making.

"Stupid ass-butt." You muttered, tossing your phone to another loves farther away. You close your eyes, you were so frustrated with everything that Jake started. You were too focused on your breathing to notice the WDW boys and Logan enter the apartment. When you opened your eyes you were surrounded with 5 very attractive guys and Logan with his vlog camera.

"Making every teenage girl's dreams come true." You said looking at all of the guys, they were all smiling down at you. "God, you're even more attractive when you smile."

They all laughed at your comment and sat down around you.

"Y/N these are the boys. Corbyn, Jack, Jonah, Zach, and Daniel" Logan introduced you to the boys, pointing at each individual. You were so caught up with names and faces that you were so confused.

"Boys, this is my roommate and my old neighbor back in Ohio, Y/N Y/L/N!" He said, pointing towards you. The camera recording everything. A string of heys was said to you.

Then lastly, the boy with the long neck and tooth gap said "Hi" he smiled at you, showing off his tooth gap.

"Hi," you said, smiling like a school girl at the attractive guy that caught your eye.

"Yes, she's single," Logan said right as the rest of the WDW boys said "Yes, he's single"

"You already know Daniel and Y/N are gonna get together," Logan whispered to his Vlog camera, catching your attention as well as Daniels.

"What?" You both asked in unison, still smiling.

Corbyn:

You're two best friends had recently been obsessed with some new boy band. You didn't share the same music taste as them, usually. But this time this band was pretty good. You didn't bother looking them up and doing the whole nine yards of fangirling over a new band.

"Y/N! You will never guess what my dad just surprised me with!?" Y/B/F screamed running into your house. She basically lived there, considering her father was a lawyer and spent more time on a plane than anywhere else.

"A car?" You guessed from your spot at the dining table. You were doing your homework eating some left over pizza from the night before. Your parents were on an anniversary trip for the rest of the week. Taking your infant baby brother. And leaving you home alone for at least week. You weren't complaining. You loved being alone. No curfew, you don't have to ask to have friends over, to go out, it's every teenager's dream.

"No!" She said jumping up and down.

"Just tell me." You were growing annoyed. Considering she didn't let you sleep the night before because she was going on and on about her future husband, Jack Avery.

"WHY DONT WE CONCERT TICKETS!" She exclaimed, still jumping.

"Wait, what?! Why? For when? How many tickets?!" You asked smiling. You liked their music. But didn't know who they were.

"Yeah. He missed my birthday last month, he had that one stalker/ murder case in New York For this weekend. Three tickets with VIP passes." She answered your questions.

"Awesome! Who else is going? Our infamous gay best friend?!" You asked, sarcastically.

The weekend finally came around and you were ready. You had to ask your parents for this event because well, you weren't going to be back when they returned. You were the one that drove from Hollywood to San Francisco. The entire way there your best friends played WDW. But you weren't annoyed. You eventually joined them and belted out the notes and words in the car.

Finally, you guys got to the venue just in time for the meet and greet. You didn't really know them so you weren't that excited for the meet and greet. But your friends were.

"Daniel is legit my favorite. He's the one with a tooth gap. It's so fucking adorable." Your gay best friend said trying to look over the many and many of girls in line. After nearly an hour you were next. The limit was two people at a time. Which you were fine with going alone.

"Next!" The guard said. Your friends going up to each of them and hugging them. Taking pictures. You were busy looking around. Taking in your surroundings when the guard spoke again. You walked up to the boys excited and humble.

"Hey" a guy with noodle hair greeted me first. Seeing as he was first in line.

"You're Jack, right?" You said remembering the little trivia game your friends had you play.

"Yeah! Let me guess you're the friend that likes the music but doesn't know the band?" He asked you. You nodded.

"Okay. well, I'm Jack. This is Zach. Then it's Jonah, Daniel, and last but not least Corbyn. " he introduced you to the group trying to match names to faces. The last one was distracted by saying bye to your friends. When he turns to the group he saw you with a confused face. Looking at the boys and your lips slightly moving, trying to make a connection of name to a face.

"Oh, you're the one friend that doesn't know the band but like the music!" The blonde haired guy said smiling like a doofus.

"Corbyn?"

"That's my name. What's yours?" He asked offering his hand for you to shake.

"Y/N," you said taking his hand in yours. He pulls you into a tight embrace. Your trip on the way and fall into him.

"Awe, she fell for him!" Zach said making everyone laugh, even you. You pulled away from Corbyn, his cheeks and yours a light shade of pink. You took individual photos and then a group photo.

"Okay. Thanks, guys! Good luck out there!" You said walking towards the exit. You felt a tug of your wrist, turning around to face Corbyn.

"Text me after or before the show. I don't care." He said handing you a phone case that had their logo with a piece of paper in it with his number. And name.

"It's Corbyn if you forgot. "

"I didn't forget. With a face like that, how can I?" You asked smirking and winking at Corbyn before turning and walking away.

Throughout the entire show, he looked for you and just stared at you. Singing and dancing around, he'd look for your face and he'd smile brighter. He even got so distracted he forgot his lines. Making you laugh, as well as his band mates.

Jonah:

You sitting in a Starbucks drinking your third cup of iced coffee, laptop opened in front of you and books upon books around you. You were interning for Atlantic Records. And it was fun but the paperwork was stressful. And if you even missed one day. The pile triples in size. You were stressed but you loved doing what you were doing. At the moment you listening to a new bands ep. You had to give your honest opinion on the songs and the band in general.

You've gone through at least a months worth of paperwork and you were beginning to feel a headache. You went up to the counter and ordered a water instead of coffee.

Hours later you finally decided it was time to leave. As you packed your stuff up you saw a group of three guys walk in. You realized that the three were guys who walked in was Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. Three out of five members of a new band, Why Don't We. You walked up to them ready to speak but forgot what you were gonna say.

"You guys are members of Why Don't We, correct?" You asked, just wanting to make 100% sure.

"Yeah. How did you know? We aren't officially official yet." Jack Avery said.

"I'm interning at Atlantic Records. Your song Taking You is my favorite. I actually was the one that basically vouched for you guys to be signed to Atlantic Records." You sounded so formal and business like but on the inside, you were hardcore fangirling.

"What? No way! You like us that much? You've never met us before?" Zach said, astonished that one of the main reasons the band is because of the girl standing in front of them.

"Yeah. I know. All I needed to do was listen to your guys' tape to know you're gonna dent the world. I could not be any more happy and proud of you guys." You praised them. They each hugged you.

"Hey, why don't you come over and we can have a great celebration dinner? Our parents just got us a house and they are making a dinner to celebrate getting signed." Daniel said, you thought about it and why the hell not.

"Yeah sure. I want to meet the rest of you!" You said. Excited for the dinner.

"Great! Why don't I pick you around 5? Dinner is at 7. That's a good amount of time to get to know us, right?" Daniel suggested. You nodded with a toothy grin.

Later that night you received a text from your supervisor inviting you to the dinner because you had been their #1 supporter since day one. You let him know that the boys themselves invited you to go. And he thought it was a great idea. You were dressed casual but formal. You wore leggings, with a nice blouse and booted heels. Light make up with beach wave hair. A knock at the door signifies that Daniel had arrived. You grabbed your phone and purse and opened the door.

"Daniel! Hey!" He hugged you.

"Y/N, hey! Ready?" He asked, smiling showing his tooth gap.

"Yeah let me just get my keys and lock up." You grabbed your keys and locked the door to your apartment.

As you walked to Daniels car downstairs he and you talked about their families and everyone who was there. You got to know each other as well. Not a second of the ride over was silent or awkward. When you arrived at the WDW boys' house you were amazed at the view they had. It was beautiful. You followed Daniel into the house as he gave a small house tour going towards where everyone else was, outside. Where the view only got better.

"Hey, parentals! This is the intern that is basically one of the reasons we were signed to Atlantic Records." Daniel introduced you to the boys' parents.

"Y/N," you said shaking each and everyone's hands.

As the night went on you became more comfortable around them. Except you still have yet to meet Corbyn and Jonah.

You walked up to Corbyn who was getting a refill on his drink.

"Hi, Corbyn, right?" You asked, getting his attention.

"Yeah, that's me! You must be Y/N! I have heard so much about you. It's great to meet you too." He said with a big grin on his face.

"Right back at Ya! I wanted to introduce myself but looks like the three boys already did that for me," you said laughing.

"It's okay. Let's formally introduce us. My names Corbyn!" He said laughing.

"Names Y/N, pleasure meeting you." You said extending your hand. He pushes your hand to the side and goes in for a hug instead.

"The pleasure is all mine." You hugged him back.

"Have you met Jonah yet?" He asked pulling apart.

"Haven't had time. I've been passed around like a baton or something. Getting thanked and hugged when you guys did the hard work. I simply listened to your music and fell in love with it." You said laughing at the end.

"Awe. Thanks. Just so you know, we really are so grateful for the things you've done and said about our music. It means a lot." He said guiding you to Jonah. He tapped a tall guys shoulder, he paused his conversation with Jack and turned to Corbyn.

"Jonah have you met Y/N? She's that one intern that vouched for us." Corbyn said, laughing at the end. You looked up to Jonah, eyes locking. It took a while for him to respond.

"No, I haven't had the chance. Y/N, it's a great pleasure." He said extending his hand awkwardly. You giggled at his actions.

"You're the shy one." You guessed, mainly because he is the only one that hasn't hugged you.

"Yeah, I guess I am the shy one." He scratched the back of his neck, getting nervous.

"It's okay. It's cute." You said taking a chance seeing as the rest of the guys had left for you two to talk.

"You're cute." He said putting both of his hands in his front pockets, shifting his weight back and forth on the balls of his feet.

You chuckled. "Smooth." You said laughing at his reaction.

"Thanks, I really tried not to sound awkward or shy." He said laughing at himself, taking a step closer to you. You looked up to him again getting lost in his eyes, and him getting lost in yours.

8/16/17

#why dont we imagine #why don't we preferences #zach herron #jack avery #jonah marais #corbyn besson #daniel seavey #Zach Herron Imagine #jack avery imagine #jonah marais imagine #corbyn besson imagine #daniel seavey imagine #WDW #WDW boys

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nunchler · 7 years

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Overwatch Heroes as Dril Tweets

Doomfist: *inhales sharply and punches a sofa 6 times extremely quickly*

Genji: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

McCree: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw

Pharah: LISTEN UP NERD, THE WEIGHTS WITH HIEROGLYPHS ON THEM ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO LIFT UNLESS YOU POSSESS THE CORRESPONDING RUNESTONE, THIS IS HELL GYM

Reaper: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

Soldier 76: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer

Sombra: you see this..? *taps computer monitor with finger* this is not just a bunch of mixed up numbers and digits. this is a kingdom of Minds..

Tracer: i fucking love logging in and out of things at incredible speed

Bastion: ived hacked into your beeper, champ. enjoy your inopportune beeping

Hanzo: as far as im concerned the best revenge is ordering wolf piss online & pouring it into soneones car. "living well" is too hard

Junkrat: ((pulls gun out in bank) NObody MOVE OR ILL BPLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF (empties a shit load of free lollipops & dog biscuits into big jeans

Mei: a perfectly formed snow ball just came out of my ass

Torbjörn: i will never apologize for being wild about apps and upgrades

Widowmaker: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everoyne here is so rude, and pieces of shit

D.Va: dont really care if my gaming chamber has black Mold all over it.. ill just curpstomp pubbies with my shirt pulled up over my nmose

Orisa: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Reinhardt: if you have a problem with my mouth, i'll be swniging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try do crap to me.

Roadhog: i;ll never be a real pig *sobs uncontrollably *

Winston: people always talk down on the Zoo but if your'e a shitty animal like me it is a great place to network and be gawked at for zero pay

Zarya: what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))

Ana: ==ultimate mom pics==

Lúcio: Im a goalie in personal life so I know a thing or two about deflecting personal attacks against my life as well as hockey pucks.

Mercy: the massive pair of black angel wings that i wear to the gym fucking stink like shit now and they wont fit into the washing machine either

Symmetra: unlike normal humans, geniuses do not like bull shit

Zenyatta: (bowed head solemnly rises from deep thought) Intellidgence is the strength of wisdom

#my hands are shaking #overwatch #dril #nunchler

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taegrl-remade · 7 years

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92 Statements Tag

Rules: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

tagged by: @iloveyoojung

The Last:

1. Drink - black coffee

2. Phone call - my mom

3. Text message - i texted my mom this picture of some meds i needeed

4. Song you listened to - i was listening to an anime openings compilation (as i do)

5. Time you cried - last saturday i think

Have You Ever:

6. Dated someone twice - no

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - more like they kissed me lmao

8. Been cheated on - no

9. Lost someone special - lmao yes

10. Been depressed - when have i not

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - no binch!!

List 3 Favorite Colors:

12-14. purple, black, pink

In The Last Year Have You:

15. Made new friends - my mutuals :)

16. Fallen out of love - nah im an obsessive bitch

17. Laughed until you cried - yea

18. Found out someone was talking about you - lmao yes

19. Met someone who changed you - yes

20. Found out who your friends are - friends?

21. Kissed someone on your facebook list - yes

General:

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i think all of them?

23. Do you have any pets: no

24. Do you want to change your name: no

25. What did you do for your last birthday: i got drunk by myself that’s all i remember i think emilia was there

26. What time did you wake up: 8am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: reading manga like a Huge Nerd

28. Name something you can’t wait for: seeing my crush

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: she’s literally next room

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: binch...everything

31. What are you listening to right now: death note op lmao

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no lmao

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: im just rly pissed off and idk why

34. Most visited website: tumblr and youtube

38. Hair color: blonde

39. Long or short hair: both are moodts of mine

40. Do you have a crush on someone: me, a dumbass

41. What do you like about yourself: eyes

42. Piercings: one on each ear

43. Blood type: lmao idk dude

44. Nickname: havent had one since college

45. Relationship status: dum

46. Zodiac: saggy

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite tv show: i like anime

49. Tattoos: none

50. Right or left handed: right

51. Surgery: nope

52. Piercings: yall already asked this

53. Sport: idk her

55. Vacation: i wanna travel the world!!

56. Pairs on trainers: all i can think about is a training bra

More General:

57. Eating - a Mood

58. Drinking - very good specially if it’s black coffee or alcohol

59. I’m about to - watch idol school if it’s already subbed (if not then...idk..have an existential crisis deciding what to do aka watch anime or read manga...like a Fool)

61. Waiting for - me getting rich

62. Want - money or immediate death

63. Get married - money

64. Career - money

65. Hugs or kisses - both 👀

66. Lips or eyes - eyes

67. Shorter or taller - taller bc im a dwarf

68. Older or younger - older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach - arms? idk this is a weird question lol

71. Sensitive or loud - wat

72. Troublemaker or hesitant - both

Have you ever:

74. Kissed a stranger: yes

75. Drank hard liquor: yea

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: i’ve never worn glasses

77. Turned someone down: i dont think so

78. Sex on the first date: no

79. Broken someone’s heart: yea

80. Had your heart broken: lmao bitch yes

81. Been arrested: no

82. Cried when someone died: *war flashbacks to campell saunders on degrassi*

83. Fallen for a friend: :) 10/10 wouldnt recommend

Do You Believe In:

84. Yourself: i guess

85. Miracles: no

86. Love at first sight: love is fake but Ok

87. Santa claus: no

88. Kiss on the first date: u do tht but i find that kinda gross so no

89. Angels: um. taehyung???

Other:

90. Current best friend’s name: my best friend is called giselle but i also consider my crush my best friend askfjsklfj

91. Eye color: green

92. Favorite movie: i rly like i give my first love to you but it’s so depressing lol

tagging: @toyoongi @90himchan @3000s @warmshot @sohoseok @jungkookswngs @laysha @girlbtscout @hotaruxtomoee

#tag game

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