#dont reblog this

[the-californicationist]

Onomatopoeia

Rattle. Click. Creaaaak.

Slam.

Jingle. Clash.

Rustle. Ziiiiiip.

Sigh.

"Babe?"

Thud. Thud. Thud.

Knock. Knock.

"Babe?"

Rattle. Click.

"I'm home. You in here?"

Mmm. Ah. Ah. Ahhh... ungh...

Schlick. Schlick. Schlick.

Sigh... mmmm...

"Baby..."

"John..."

Schlick. Schlick... Sigh.

Groan. Shhhhh.

Lick. Lick. Lickkkk.

"Ahhh! Ah. Ah. John!"

Shhhh-sh-sh. Mmm.

Suck. Lick. Suck. Lick. Smack. Ungh.

"Pretty thing..."

Schlickkkkkk.

"Mmmmm... fuck... John..."

Plap, plap, plap...

Growl.

Slip. Slide. Slip.

Ahhhhhhh...

Smack, smack, smack...

Bang, bang, bang...

Ungh, ungh, unnnngh!

Shhh... mmmm... ungh...

"Bloody hell."

Whimper. Whine. Mewl.

"Please, John... please..."

Grunt. Growl.

Lick. Kiss. Bite.

Smack.

Smack.

...

...

...

Smack.

"Fuck! Baby..."

Shudder. Tremble.

Whimper. Sigh.

Pant. Pant. Pant.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss...

Rustle. Slide.

Kiss.

#look idek #i dont even know #dont reblog this #omfg what am i doing #is this even a fanfic? #call of duty fanfic #cod mw2 #cod mwii #captain john price #cod #john price #captain price #captain price x reader #captain price x you #call of duty #ive lost my whole damn mind

[bardengarde]

Something something Hawkeye Bowdoin College alumni something something dots connecting, smth something laying face down on the ground

#breakfastgenie if you see this I'm not stealing your headcanon i promise I'm not #it's good it's very good and makes sense #i just got Struck because i already have a special interest in someone famous in relation to bowdoin college #and too many things intersected already with richard hooker being a bowdoin alum and studying under a chamberlain #not related to my chamberlain!!! #but.... wowza #dont reblog this

[darkhalo4321]

This site really is just fandom space.

😂 any oc art i post gets barely anything but i post some danny phantom art and it pops off.

But that is what tumblr is.

Hot takes, memes, and fandom spaces.

#Vent post #Dont reblog this #Just screaming into the void

[merrysithmas]

ppl who go out of the way to be rude to obikins who are minding their own business because they cant comprehend everyone perceives media differently:

just because you choose to see obiwan (who is like 14 yrs older than anakin and was a grieving barely-knighted jedi) as anakin's -literal- dad is not my problem lmao

(maybe youre the one w daddy issues tho?)

#obikin #my refined post #lol #dont reblog this #lmao #i dont want to get in fights #with toxic antis

[tranziskool]

My girl like a fancy napkin cuz I can fold her in half and put her on my lap

#dont reblog this

[cyberpagan]

i hate how the m*trix has been hijacked so badly by conservatives like bruh the movie is about freeing yourself from societal boundaries not about feminists indoctrinating children or whatever tf

#dont reblog this #gotta get off ig #921

[grox]

Makes my fucking blood boil "You do it" like its not the avrage persons job to stop an active shooter 2. the average person doesmt have a huge gun or bullet proof vest or 500000000 dollars worth of weapons or 4 identical guys to help them out sorry 3. there are dead children who died literally died because the guys with guns who were called in to kill the guy who was killing children were sitting around drooling farting sucking thumbs WHATEVER too scared to risk their lives so they just let all the little latino kids and their teachers die instead of them cause they dont want to die yeah. Okay

#Dont reblog this

[draculasbane]

I'm definitely not going to make many more text posts on here/rambles/vents because i rly don't like it when people rb my personal posts b/c it's like. They aren't meant for that. Then they reach audiences beyond my own and it's frustrating because i know how ooc personal posts become on here and Twitter and I'm not a fan in the slightest.

#like i said before its not hard to just make your own post 🤷🏾‍♂️ #im like out of patience for 99% of ppl anyways like just dont do that to me at least. #dont reblog this #it also just makes me 100x more anxious and self-conscious like i already hate venting online as is but i have no one i can talk to either #but yeah stop #ill just add that to my pinned at one point but god the past fucking week has been annoying as hell on this app esp

[bardengarde]

One thing about me is I lie but over the most trivial stuff. I'm still haunted by the time I was talking to a guy about the three musketeers and when he asked which one I liked the most I said Porthos, when I've been a tried and true Aramis girly since 7th grade.

#why did i say that!!!!! #and i couldn't tell him the truth because who lies about their favorite character!!!!! #jacob I'm sorry #doodle if you see this u know exactly who i mean #also sorry to everyone else for seeing one of my red flags #dont reblog this #I STILL FEEL LIKE A TRAITOR I ALWAYS LOVED ARAMIS #PORTHOS IS GREAT AND I LOVE HIM AND I LOVE ALL THE MUSKETEERS HONESTLY BUT LIKE..... WOW #i gotta say porthos' fate is the one I'm most devastated by though maybe thats what i was thinking about #aramis didn’t deserve a friend like him in the end #porthos deserved better #says woman who read the man in the iron mask once in 7th grade and never touched it since #my memory may be fuzzy #and yeah when you consider that book aramis was a fucking dick in the end #maybe that also influenced my answer #doodle i think about this often I'm sorry if you have to see this😭

[worm-moon-eclipse]

not feeling a lot of "love" or "joy" right now if I'm being honest

#vent #feels like shit man. like. i dont even know what im supposed to do. what do you do when someone who has meant so much to you does something #so awful? it's hard to just. completely disavow him and move on because like. the good things he did the things he made or helped make that #made me smile and laugh and want to keep going even though life was hard. how can i just say that was nothing. what he did was awful. i know #but it's. it hurts. I just want it to have not happened. press rewind pretend i never knew #but i cant un-know. and now i have to look at pictures of myself where i tried to look like him because he was what i wanted to look like #and see him and see me and feel awful. i want to believe he's good but seeing what everyone is saying it's not possible. it feels like a #core part of me got ripped out and stomped on. like someone said hey you know that thing you love so much and hold so dearly? that thing #that gave you some of your best memories? it's bad. it hurt people #theres no good way to enjoy it anymore. you either side with an abuser or side with the victim and there's no middle ground. suffer in #silence because the other option is looking like an asshole. #dont reblog this #please #i dont want to think about this any more than i already have

[harlowcomehome]

you just preach about supporting other writers but yet I know a few writers that posted yesterday and you have yet to reblog from them.

Shut the actual fuck up. I have a life. I have a full-time job. I haven’t had the fucking time, to go on here and read longer fics.

But give me a second and I will you annoying ass bitch.

#DONT reblog this #I’m deleting

[reavenedges-lies]

Anyone got a spare $300 so I can get this lol

#dont reblog this #obviously this is a joke

[milfyspamton]

ppl need to quit being wierd about transhets

being heterosexual is OKAY.

FOR FUCK SAKEEEEE

#on a totally neutral basis it really bothers me when ppl say stuff insinuating that being straight is bad or wierd. #YEAH ITS FINE TO MAKE FUN OF PRIVLIDGED CISHETS. it’s fine #but some of this rhetoric hurts trans people. #ace people as well #DONT REBLOG THIS #don’t take this and run and start a buncha discourse

[donutloverxo]

Just wanted to share something here

Since my readers here have seen me more intimately than most people I know in real life - through my stories. My stories and the ones I read are my escape because I'm a romantic at heart and I can't wait to get married and have a happily ever after.

I've never liked anyone in real life though. If I did like a guy he would open his mouth and my feelings would automatically evaporate. I thought... maybe I have unrealistic expectations... that I can only be satisfied with someone like Steve or Sherlock (who are not even real)

There's just this one guy I've liked in real life. What I feel for him is more than like though, not exactly love, it's very hard to describe because I barely know him but I know I could love him. I've been around him my whole life, he's a family friend and 6 years older than me (I would actually prefer someone my age I just happened to like an older guy lol)

I think he's really really handsome. My friends think I'm out of his league and he's not even average. He told me he can't find a gf a few years ago and I was like... wtf how? Someone as attractive as him, with such a nice personality too, should be able to find a girl easily.

Now I'm a very traditional girl. I think the man should ask me out, arrange a date, pay for the said dates, be a proper daddy.

But this guy is very shy and introverted so I figured I'd take a chance and ask him out. Better than regretting not doing so...

I told him that I liked him and wanted to be his partner.

He was shocked. Not horrified... he was smiling uncomfortably. He told me he doesn't see me that way and never has. He said his parents have an age gap of 7 years but nowadays it doesn't happen. And me telling him this was completely unexpected. Y'all he was so shocked.

I said... that's fine. Having feelings for someone isn't something you can control.

And that was that. I got rejected. I don't regret asking him but I feel like a 'chutiya'. Hindi for 'stupid fucking idiot'.

I wanted to marry him... I don't know it wouldve been so perfect if he had said yes. A part of me did want to idk press harder and be like you can try to bring those feelings about (by like idk dating) but I'm not desperate...

I'm still a chutiya because like I hope he texts me or tells me that he had changed his mind. Love hurts😢😢 Idk. What I felt was so strong and how can it be one sided? Am I really that delusional? I just want to get married. I've wanted that my whole life and I wanted to marry him. I prayed to God multiple times for him to say yes to me.

And now I've got to get up early tomorrow. Idk if I'll even be able to sleep.

#dont reblog this

[hogwild-ramgirl]

the way i feel about my dick is that if i could drink a wizards potion and have it fall off i would. surgery seems like too much

#dont reblog this #i stopped wanting any kind of bottom surgery after reading up on it #like NOPE i am NOT letting someone do that to my genitals #still sort of wish i didnt have a dick tho