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eagleeyethree · 2 years
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Just thinking about Stan’s encounters with the weirdness of Gravity Falls.
For all he knows at that moment, these guys in red robes are just grown up gnomes, maybe. Or a gnome subspecies. Or a bunch of gnomes in a trench coat robe.
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jinxthequeergirl · 5 years
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The New Hero on The Block (pt.2/?)
Peter Parker x reader (Mentor! Strange x student! Reader)
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Summary:after looking through the book And learning more you head to The source for more information
Warning: death of a side character.
pt.1 / pt. 2
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"Helllooo!?" you pownded on the front door of the building from where the book came.
You spent two weeks reading the book front to back twice and even more time attempting to do what it said. All you got was a few sparks sometimes a quick glance into the kitchen. And you had to know more about it.
You where a curious person and always had to learn more. Books where the only thing you had growing up. You got a lot of them from your dad he would stay up and read to you and take you to book stores. Before he got to busy.
You held the book close to your chest as you continued to knock on the door. "Is anyone home!? I came to talk about a book I stole a few weeks ago!!"
Before your knucles could meet the wood of the door again it swung open and you punched the man who stood in the door way.
"Yes!?" He snapped looking extreamily irritated. He was tall, neat hair with a single white stripe on each side of his head and a neatly trimed beard.
"I...i uh wanted to ask you about this book!" you unzipped your coat and pulled the book free showing it to him.
"How did you get this!? He looked at you in awe and grabbed the book walking inside disregarding your exsistance.
"I..." you cleared your throat stepping inside after him and shut the door. "I stole...stole it a few weeks back. Along with this ring!...witch to be honest I thought was a pair of brass knuckles but after reading the book-"
He turned to you half way up the stairs.
"You stole this book and a sling ring! And on top of that you read it!? How did you even manage to get in here!?"
You pointed to the window on the top floor you came through that night. "The window..." He looked at the book while offering an open hand. "The ring please."
"Actually...I was hopeing you could could teach me what's in that book! I mean I've almost got that sling ring thing down or whatever-"
"Why because you think it's some cool trick you want to impress all your friends with some magic!?" you scoffed and followed him up the stairs. "Well what do you use it for!?"
"I use it to protect people like you! From threats you can't see!"
"So what your like a superhero!?" judging by his strange blue kimono like outfit it was either that or he couldn't afford anything else. "Something of the sort."
You looked inside one of the glass containers. One you swore had something in it a week ago. "Cool!" He looked at you over his shoulder as he placed the book on the shelf. "So maybe you could teach me how to be a superhero too!"
"How old are you!?"
"Old enough!"
"Listen I'm not going to teach some child everything I know because they think being a 'super hero' is cool! Know give me the ring and leave!" You squinted your eyes and him and pursed your lip.you never believed in superheros if they exsisted why not hadle the people after your mom? Why not save her? If they exsisted and really where the good guys where where they when someone was really in danger. You slid the ring on your finger in your pocket and smirked. "Listen I may be young and may not have all the facts or a proper motive-"
"Your a criminal! Now the ring! Please!"
You smirked pulling your hand from your pocket and thought long and hard about being at home while making a side circle with your hand. "What do you think your doing!?"
You grinned when a large hole appered showing the street outside your apartments. "Leaving like you asked! And your right I'm not a hero stupid of me to think that!"
"Wait no-" you jumped through the portal and landed on the ground rolling. The portal shut behind you. "Son of a-" you hissed as you pushed yourself up realizing you landed on your writst.
"(y/n)!?" you looked up and sat your dad making his way to you. "Dad?" he was a meidium hight man with a very thin body and round glasses that framed his face making him look like a cartoon character. "What are you doing here you are never home this earily."
"Yes well..." his scentence trailed off into an awful cough. "My boss was consented for my health." you smiled and walked with him inside. "Why dont we have a good family dinner? Catch me up on what's happening!"
"Ok! We can order out or-" he stopped in the hall looking at your apartment door and stepped in front of you blocking your veiw. "Why dont you run to the market...here pick out a dinner we can cook together!" He handed you money and sent you back down the hall. "Uh ok.." she hurried down to the market in search of dinner.
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You sat in front of the store before going in pulling some goze from your bag. You wrapped up your wrist and hand and headed inside.
You took no less than ten moments to pick out a few good things to make before heading back. Being stopped by a fire truck heading in the same direction. You looked up following the truck to see fire of course rising from your building.
"Dad!" you raced after the truck pushing past the the crowed of people. "Dad!?" you looked around holding he had gotten out in time but saw no sight of him. "God damn it!" you grabbing your mask and ran to the front door of the building. "Hey! Hey miss!" you shoved the fireman out of the way and dove into the building.
"Dad!?" the building was at the same time brightly light by the orange flames but deeply dark do to the thick smoke that took over the air. You coughed as you pulled your mask on a long with your hood pulling the stings so it was tightly on and ran up the stairs. "Dad! Where are you!?"
"Help! Help me!" you perked up and turned to a door that no longer sat properly on it's hinges and slid across it. "Hello?"
"Over here!" you turned to a girl few years younger than you and her little brother huddled under a dinning table barrely standing. You ran over to them and flipped it off the top of them.
"C'mon!" you grabbed the little boy and the girls hand. And ran over to the window.
"Ok wait right here hold your brother! And cover yourselves!" she took him and ducked away from you. You kicked the window shattering it and pulled your grappling hook from your bag. And sat it in the window.
And dumped out the rest of the contents of your bag. "Here!" one of the rooms finally collapsed from beside you and the two scrame. "Hey get it's ok!" her brother was small enough to fit in your bag considering it was a large bag. You put him in it making sure he was succure. Another part collapesed and you jumped. "Here take your brother and climbe down the rope!"
"What!?"
"Go!" she slowly but surely grabbed hold of the rope and climbed out the window looking at you worried. "I promise you I'll stay right here and hold it in place."
She nodded and slowly let herself fall down the rope. "Look!" someone from the crowd yelled and pointed up at the three of you. She wiggled down it slowly slipping slightly here and there. You realized the fiermen had pulled out something for them to land on and the amount of rope was wearing thin. "Jump!"
"No!" you groaned and looked back down at her. "You need to drop your brother then jump!" she furrowed her brows. "Now!" something crashed from within the building. You watched as she shrugged your bag off her shoulders sending her brother down screaming.he landed with a soft poof. The rope was slowly wearing down.
"Jump now!" she shook her head. You pulled your sleeve over your hand and grabbed a shard of glass and slashed the rope. "I'm sorry!"
"No!" she too landed safely down below and you ran out of that apartment and into the hall dashing straight to your apartment kicking the door open with easie. "Dad!? Daddy are you in here!?"
She looked around stepping on something. You stooped down to pick it up and placed it in your coat pocket. There was sudden movement from within the house. "Dad?" the person ran fast across your vision you grabbed a part of a chair and flung it at him stunting him momentarily. "Who-" the roof collapes on the right side of your apartment you jumped back. "Who are you!?"you took note of there clean suite and has mask, they said nothing and ran at you with a knife. "Shi-" He tackeled you knocking you good and mask off. As if it knew the smoke emidently filled your lungs causing you to wheeze as you attempted to push the man off. the window shattered and the man was was sent flying into the flames across the room.
"Are you ok?" you looked up to see none other than New York's very own spiderman. "Uh yea its just my dad I can't-" the door way collapesed. "You shouldn't be in here we need to go!"
"Not with out my-" he grabbed you and ran to the window throwing you out and jumping out after you before catching you in his web And pulling you up into his arms. You looked over his shoulder and watched the top of the building burst and collapse completely. The two of you landed on the ground near an ambulance and you continued to state into the buildings flames as a paramedic lead you away from spider-man. "Take care of her doc.." you sat staring blankly. You didnt save him...you didn't find him at all. Instead you wasted time helping some kids you didn't know.
"Excuse me miss?" you looked up slowly and found the girl and little boy standing in front of you. The girl smiled and said nothing but wrapped you up in a tight hug. "Thank you!" it took you a moment to realize what was happening and slowly hugged her back sighing lightly into her hair. "Any time kid..."
"How are you holding up?" you looked up at spiderman as the siblings left. He sat next to you in the back of the ambulance. "Hey what you did was...was increadible...even if you couldn't save-"
You tuned him out realising something. Those kids where alive because you choice to save them instead of looking for your father first. "Hey yea...I get it you cant save everyone..." you looked up at the kids as there mother enguolfed them in a hug sobbing.
"Even of you really want to...things don't work out that way."
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Tagging:
@cutie1365
@roryshitposts
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s3venpounds · 5 years
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1-64. 65 What is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?
65 questionsssssssssss yeeeeeeeeee boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii letsss fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thanks for the ask btw! also sorry for late reply
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
honestly sometimes, the whole “ life is a simulation” got me kinda scared ya never know
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
1. because im not afraid of the dark im afraid of what can be in it that im not aware of
3. The person you would never want to meet?
idk. cuz if i say someone i hate then i can’t physically meet them to punch them
4. What is your favorite word?
love
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
idk whichever lives for millions of years i wanna be like those giant ass trees that you see in animes that are like whole cities wide
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
should i finally cut my hair? or do i perservere
7. What shirt are you wearing?
my ed sheeran concert shirt
8. What do you label yourself as?
someone with the capacity of good but chooses to be an asshole
9. Bright room or dark room?
bright room
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
seeing if my new friends were playing games so i can join
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
21
12. Who told you they loved you last?
off the top of my head? my mom pretty sure. 
13. Your worst enemy?
myself, my fears, hesitation and past mistakes?
14. What is your current desktop picture?
its a picture of hinata shoyo from Haikyuu!! doing a spike with wings on his back!
15. Do you like someone?
yes.
16. The last song you listened to?
Jacob Lee Slip
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
trump
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
trump. and i want like brass knuckles when i punch. 
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
probably a volleyball coach/ trainer or a professional volleyball player to just drill basics into me and make me a better player. (that or just gal gadot to like help me clean up my life and give me life advice)
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
i guess my energy? its a fucking mess though cuz sometimes i get tired after like 4 minutes of activity but then sometimes i get like a second wind and i just go for hours 
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
i mean there was that snapchat trend of every guy making a female version of themselves so i guess theres that. i would definitely try anything i could. periods, cramps, catcalls, masturbating anything i could so i truly understand what women have to go through every day of their lives
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
im a very open person so most of my obscure talents are known but i am kinda proud of how i can name pokemon by just hearing their cries limited to like the first 3 generations tho lmao
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
what happens after we die
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
i wanna make the most bougie sandwich in the world. I want abelone, puffin, black truffle, caviar, just all that super high end shit
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
save it. im going on a trip somewhere out of the city and i could use the extra pocket money
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
venice italy. no question.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
oh shit booze! i love me some booze! i guess it would have to be like smirnoff kissed caramel vodka, or this one whiskey i saw a video of irish people drinking american whiskeys
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 
dont be a fucking dickhead idk. i can’t make concrete rules cuz theres loopholes
29. What is your favorite expletive?
definitely fuck just because i say it more than actual normal words
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
haha “loved ones” lmao. oh uhhh my letters from D.O when we were kids. that or my journal
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
my dads abuse. oh wait no then thats free forgiveness for him lmao no uhhh one of my past relationships. it was a mess and i still struggle a little with it
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
Venice italy. that or greece or rome idk. i really like their aesthetic with small white houses, small walkways and all that
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Steve irwin or Robin williams. or just to make a couple people near me happy, Kyle Fundytus
34. What was your last dream about?
uhhh I kissed the person I’m currently interested in. not just a normal dream too I felt everything. it was crazy. Felt, their hands, warmth, lips, body against mine and even their skin it was just magical.
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
boyfriend? honestly? idk. i’d like to think that i am but from what I know apparently im not
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
yes and no? i guess? i had one of those shots you give to enfants when their family is moving to a new country and i still have the scar so possibly? i mean technically any baby born in a hospital has been admitted to one lmao
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
YES AND SOME OLDER KIDS BROKE IT DOWN AND USED IT AS A BENCH . I fought them and got sent tot he principals office
38. What is the color of your socks?
im not wearing any.... but i do have a favourite pair of green ones that have a print of pringles sour cream n onion on it!
39. What type of music do you like?
Jazz, big band, kpop, RNB, rap, rock, swing music, electro...? sort of?
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
i can’t choose, I love both and have fond memories of both
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
Vanilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maybe some caramel in it
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
uhh i dont know much about football but i can say i would support my local team edmonton eskimos
43. Do you have any scars?
a ton! i love em! its like the sentimental stuff i keep in my closet but on my body and i always trace my finger over them whenever im just in the mood to reminisce
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
im not currently taking the courses i need to get my dream job but i’d love to be a power ranger either the stunt double or the cheesy actor. that or a school councilor
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
how dependant i am on others. i hate it. if i was alone i dont think i’d survive. i need other people
46. Are you reliable?
I like to think that i am though again, you’d have to ask my friends
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
Did you find her?
48. Do you hold grudges?
hell.yes. if you couldnt tell i reallllllllllly hate my dad. like really.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
whatever animals it takes to make dragons a thing again
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
I would have to say when this random stranger came up to me to complain about the transit system because the one in vancouver was so much better apparently. dude went on a 20 minute rant and i just drowned him out with music and pretended to “pause” my music while nodding like i understood
51. Are you a good liar?
not sure. I think i am considering my parents dont know half the shit i did AHEHEHEHE
52. How long could you go without talking?
couple days. long as i got my music.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
god there was this one christmas where my parents gave me like a stereotypical suburban kid hair cut where the whole head is like flattened with hair gel the at the forehead its just a tall wall of spiked hair. BUT HERES THE KICKER. they dyed half the wall red and half green for christmas. god it was awful
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
does cheesecake cupcakes count?
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
ive been told i can do a good russian one, chinese too
56. What do you like on your toast?
nutella omg. fresh toast with gooey nutella? god its so good
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
uhmmm some secret stuff for a friends personal project
58. What would be you dream car?
Dodge Viper
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
I love singing in the shower when no ones home. I can only sing when no ones home cuz the walls in this house are thin AS FUCK. 
60. Do you believe in aliens?
i believe we’re not the only ones out here but due to how we’re literally killing our own kind and planet for no good reason they choose to ignore us
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
yep! all the time! whenever i get my hands on the local paper i read my horoscope while i wait on the train or if theres a horoscope thing on tumblr!
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
X idk x is just cool
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dragons are you kidding me? dragons are dinosaurs that can fly. AND BREATHE FIRE
64. What do you think about babies?
I dont think im a good father figure but spending time with kids is a pretty okay time for me long as its not long term lmao 
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
What is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?
I punched them full force in the stomach for calling me emo. it was a bad day but lo and behold that person became my best friend loooooooooooool
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