#dont worry the dog is ok :)

[shinji-hibiki]

was this not a little homoerotic

#integra and the vatican are bringing their cute pets to the dog park and they tear each other limb from limb there #but its ok bc they like it :3 #this is from hellsing 2001 i still need 2 watch ultimate #dont worry about it

[srcepiksla]

the people have decided . black parade is UNdead and THEN kate bush hounds of love painting <3

#ok but dont worry the kate bush one will be WORTH the wait think of my jack fairy painting now imagine it w emotion and neon dogs and and #srce.txt

[way2gosuperrstarr]

todays shift is crazy all the dogs in daycare left by like 3:40, like not even 2 hours after my shift started (today's shift was a 2:00) and then like FIVE HOURS before the end of my shift (roughly 8:30ish, tho we can get out a bit earlier around sometime in the 7:00 hour if there arent a lot of boarding dogs to walk) and we CANT START WALKING THE DOGS UNTIL LIKE 7:00PM 😭😭😭 we started cleaning early and we're gonna have like nothing to do in the vaccuum of time between finishing and then walking the dogs. its like 5:40pm rn and we basically have nothing to do 😭😭😭😭 we normally START cleaning at 5:30 because usually until then theres still dogs (last dogs usually tend to leave around a little before six ????) i guess this is just a sunday thing but BROOOO AJDHA

#salmon jibberish #I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY CLEVER TAGS RN #I JUST #AHDHAJHFHEQKT #ok so #hi #me from 5:50 here #(not a long time since i finished typing this but here we are) #manager (the coworker im working w today) said we can just chill til about 6:30 #im assuming we're gonna start walkin dogs around then #which is abt 30 min earlier than normal #but im not complaining #honestly im not pissed abt this i just find this whole shift rlly funny 😭😭 #so i guess this counts as my break #thank god i was worried i wouldnt get one today

[neutrallyobsessed]

What is the name for the zeds dog?

Is the zeds dog a good (devious) boi/girl?

Yesss her name is Zalt and is a very good and devious girl~! (like 'salt' but with a z because she's white and smells like that after swimming in the sea~)

as in, she's good at following orders and doind malicious deeds for the zeds, so yeah she's both lolol

also they don't know she's a girl until she gets pregnant but it is before the birth so the Zd are able to be there and assist when it happens..................and it turns out she got puppies with Ten Cents' huge ass dogo!!! *dramatic music*

I don't have a name for TC's dog but it's like Messi's dog x3 (if possible, and if it isn't well i dont care its my au i do what i want lmao)

also that gif is pretty heckin cute omg AAA-

#ask #this is tugs #tugs au #z stacks #dogs #i will draw both dogs one of these days dont worry xdd #when i figure a name for tc's ok?

[soldier-poet-king]

Doc "i would strongly recommend against getting a pet"

Ok sir but do u understand the hope for my future cat and a garden are like the only reasons I keep living I WILL find another allergist if ur not willing to try pet dander immunotherapy, even if it seems like a vain silly thing for me to be extremely upset about

#i am about to burst into tears waiting for my ride tbqh #i just want a cat #more than anything in the world #itll be an indoor cat! i dont have to worry about it tracking in all my outside allergens #im just. not really a dog person #theyre ok. but i hate spit. and i fkin adore cats

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

So like does anyone wanna hear about my au where after Barb dies in the Upside Down, she's resurrected as a part demogorgon creature to serve Vecna as his personal attack dog (until the party comes along and help her break free)?

#stranger things #barb holland #i took one look at the kas!eddie theory and went ok but what if Barb 🤔🤔🤔 #cause like #eddie and barb both died in the upside down at the hands of monsters #so like if eddie gets to come back fuck u so should barb #i am working on a fanfic dont worry #this isnt super relevant but in the version of this au with kas/vampire eddie #he's basically like her little brother and they are evil and bitter and do want Nancy and Steves heads on a platter #if eddie isnt dead and is just there barb is like fascinated by this shiny loud man who makes funny noises #and she treats him like a purse dog (to his absolute terror) #anyways enjoy

[relativelyfvcked]

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#why am i the one getting yelled at for Your dog puking? why are you expecting me to just take care of him constantly??? #i didnt want this dog. it's not my fucking dog. in fact i already have a dog that i am constantly worried about in part BECAUSE of your dog #maybe dont get a dog and then leave it home alone constantly you fucking assholes. how is this another problem for me?? #my body is shitting the bed and my brain isnt exactly functioning well either. what do you want me to do?????????? #i just wanted to go to sleep. #i am so tired of everyone. #i already told you he puked and when it happened. TWO WEEKS AGO. so fucking sorry i have other shit to worry about and very little energy t #but yeah ok get mad at me for not remembering every detail perfectly anymore #not like ive been losing entire nights of sleep from being unable to eat or anything

[feralshadowdemon]

before watching bungo stray dogs i knew zero shit about Edgar Allan Poe

I still know zero shit about Edgar Allan Poe but now I permanently associate him with a guy who went to canada for 6 years out of spite, has a pet raccoon named Karl, this oddly-specific gender hairstyle that covers his eyes, very bad at talking to people, and very motivated to make a mystery Ranpo can’t complete/solve

#poe's got goals going on you cant tell me anything else ok #everyone wants a pet raccoon named karl (probably) #also his hairstyle is so gender like omg #i love it #bsd #random rambles about bsd #I STILL DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ACTUAL EDGAR ALLAN POE #also dont worry poe i too suffer with the communication of other people #its really hard to talk to people yk #we've all been there #no judging here #bungo stray dogs #bsd poe #if i ever get a pet im naming it karl in honor of poe ok

[ocdhuacheng]

okay so like do asa and denji+nayuta just kind of. live on their own? i need adoption papers, stat

#.txt #csm #denji wdym ur going to school for the first time in your life and taking care of like. 10 dogs. AND a whole as child devil #who is the reincarnation of ur abuser who just died btw. AND ur devil hunting as chainsaw man #all at the same time. alone?? are you ok #are u eating enough. are u getting enough sleep #do u need any blood supplements #do you have a job #sign ur name on this paper here. 'what is it' he asks. dont worry about it love #denji #cc

[wangsheungs]

sumeru has made me cry twice not because of the archon quest (i’m not very far in the archon quest fyi) nor because of how beautiful it is but at the fact that we can talk to dogs 

#lauren.txt #i'm totally ok #i'm ok don't worry #i love this a normal amount dont worry #i love sab and swoof and future dogs i will meet that i can talk to

[nowendil]

it's 3 am and i woke up because my dog had another coughing fit (it wasnt even that bad but i have been so worried about her it woke me up anyway despite the fact that we sleep on different floors of the house) and she's fine for the time being it was just one cough and i helped her get a better sleeping position but I'm just so worried so worried so worried i feel physically ill. the new meds are helping but i feel like not enough and the vet said we only have one more med option if this one doesnt help and i know all of these only treat the syptoms because the thing that's wrong cant be dealt with and i know many dogs lead happy lives with this same condition but. but she's old. she's old but she's so happy and lively otherwise and the cough has been better after we started the meds maybe this is just a bad night and it was just one coughing fit but what if it's getting worse what if she chokes during the night and i sleep through it what if i dont and i just cant do anything what if she dies and it's my fault. i'm so worried

#cw negative #cw rant #cw animal death #dont reblog #nowe talks #sorry for all this i just needed to get it out and i dont want to sent this to anyone bcs nobody deserves to wake up to this shit asdfghjkl #she had a cough yesterday morning too and i spent all day just sitting next to her obsessing over her breathing #but i cant do that now because she sleeps downstairs with my parents...i'm just. so worried. worried fucking sick #ok now i'm going to blow my nose and stop crying and go squat in the kitchen to see of i can hear her breathing from there #so i can keep watch without waking up my parents #sorry about being so mentally ill about this it's the mental illness #edit: went to check on her she wasnt on the better sleeping position anymore which worries me but she was asleep and breathing okay. #but now it's really windy outside and i'm afraid the noise will cover up any possible further coughing from her. #though tbf every noise i hear kind of sounds like distant coughing to my ears anyway atm #i'm. worried #also feeling a bit like an asshole for word vomiting like this...especially because there really isnt anything anyone can do unfortunately #this cant be fixed just managed (both my dog's trachea and my anxiety about it)

[companionwolf]

As much as I am scared of having anyone around when Dogging, I do wonder sometimes if I'd enjoy a handler. Someone to play with...

(It would and will never happen but. I think about it sometimes. Like rn. T_T)

#wolf barking #dog person stuff #not in a sexy way (my dog stuff is nonsexual) just. it might be ok to have someone there to play... #'wolf is this pupplay or petre' at this point i dont know. i call it copinglink but. i genuinely am unsure #someone get my ass to a pup mosh stat. #anyway i got some new dog toys and i want to play w them but im feeling. shy. also worried bc does vinyl is toxic?? we jusr dont know #its a squeak bone thsts christmas themed but its vinyl so im like. ars you going to kill you in 50 years #* kill me excuse me not kill you

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

🎛 420zone Follow

📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow

that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you're not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

⏭️ drowningmusic Follow

⚄ paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP'S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow

bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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🗑️ berrybarry

starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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🤡 clownfinite Follow

tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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🆙 planetsgiantcrack Follow

the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

💟 presidentyaoi Follow

BACK????

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⬜️ chao-and-wisps-4-ever-so-cute-2 Follow

ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

🏅 iwishhumanswerereal Follow

do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

#long post / #sonic the hedgehog #sonicverse #sth #sonicedit #mine #unreality / #unreality #long post #<< trying different tags here cause ppl are telling me the first attempt wasnt working

[bobzora]

you could not pay me to care about what's been going on lately in hi3rd

#bobtalk #opened it for the first time since sirin released (it's an au version of her but she is my favorite nonetheless) and mann the ui change #it's lost its spirit. the g/enshin impactification... well. it's been on that train for a while #i miss hi3rd's small focused cast. and protag who is a character. im fond as fuck of starrail femc tho she's on my team as much as possible #anyway immediately closed it. opened star rail (also been a while on that front. last opened for kafka rerun. forrr like. 2 days. lmao) #(didn't get her the first time (lost 50/50 for c1(? what do they call it in star rail) bronya. which is fine. she's a hi3rd expy which is a #plus for me! lmao. don't care for this new mei's design but i also haven't met her. starrail in general has lots of samey designs) #(my team has seele and bronya on it which makes me go :) definitely not peak performance (wish i had silver wolf. and a good healer) but :) #checked and it looks like next new character is a quantum harmony which should have good seele synergy. especially if i had silver wolf. #which i don't. lol. #yeah kafka wouldn't've fit my team anyway...<-said with puppy dog eyes. yeah okay she's just hot that's the only reason i wanted her #maybe it's good i didn't get her because the only dot character i have to match her is fuckin. sampo. who i want Dead. #idgaf about a single guy in this game except welt and that's just because he's literally the same guy as from hi3rd. and my friend. #ok a couple of the other dudes are like. fine. im chill with dan heng...that's about it LMAO. #one of these days i need to reread hi3rd second eruption which is fucking peak <- sirin's biggest fan #you REALLY couldn't pay me to redownload g/enshin. #oh my math test? dont worry about it <3 ok? yayyy

[soldier-poet-king]

Doc "i would strongly recommend against getting a pet"

Ok sir but do u understand the hope for my future cat and a garden are like the only reasons I keep living I WILL find another allergist if ur not willing to try pet dander immunotherapy, even if it seems like a vain silly thing for me to be extremely upset about

#i am about to burst into tears waiting for my ride tbqh #i just want a cat #more than anything in the world #itll be an indoor cat! i dont have to worry about it tracking in all my outside allergens #im just. not really a dog person #theyre ok. but i hate spit. and i fkin adore cats

[lurker-extraordinaire-657645]

wow i really am just absolutely ass at talking to people

#vent #im upset with myself btw. not anyone else. please dont think im upset with you im not i p romise #im ok ay dont even worry about it (TREMBLING LIKE A SMALL DOG) #why do i see the need to open my mouth sometimes . why cant i ever figure out when its time to shut up #why why why why why why why why why #sorry. spiral over im gonna go play minecraft now