#dont...message me about this i dont wanna argue it

[quecksilvereyes]

oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD

some things to look out for

1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it

2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you

3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK

4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.

5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.

6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.

7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.

7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.

fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.

thanks.

#inspired by a customer who had 10 THOUSAND euros stolen bc they clicked a dodgy link and then entered their info #'oh i was so stressed in the moment' thats what theyre counting on PLEASE dont do this you will lose so much money #sometimes money you dont even have #do you know how much overdraft your bank account comes with? #sometimes the answer is 15k fucking euros

[scarebats]

Top Gun and Top Gun: Maverick as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes

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(Rooster after getting accused of something that went wrong at Ice and Mav’s wedding)

Rooster: Be very careful about throwing around accusations like that, because if you’re trying to say that I somehow ruined my dads’ wedding, then I am going to kill myself.

~

(Phoenix and Rooster fighting)

Phoenix: DO I LOOK LIKE JAKE TO YOU!?

Rooster: No, not at all!

Phoenix: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME!?

~

(Ice after getting yelled at)

Ice, talking about his shirt: It says, “what’s up beaches” instead of, “bitches,” for humour reasons.

Slider: But you hate humour!

Ice: Well im a joke now! So, it suits me.

~

Phoenix: You need to man up.

Rooster: Man up? sexist!

Rooster: I’m sorry, but i dont see gender, sir.

~

Maverick: Permission to take a selfie of the two of us, sir?

Cyclone: Permission denied.

Maverick, already taking the picture: Too late.

Maverick, looking at his phone and walking away: Ahhh, that was a good one.

~

Hangman: Did you finish your sentence? It felt like you were gonna say you were sorry.

Rooster: I did. Bob heard it.

Bob: Uh, I would remember if someone said my catchphrase.

~

Maverick: People fear me.

Maverick: Not brag, but I was name checked in my kindergarten teacher’s suicide note.

~

Maverick: I think I really would’ve gotten along with young Cy Simpson.

Cyclone: Yes, that’s why I decided to change everything about my life.

~

(Bradley after causing Mav and Ice to argue)

Bradley: Oh, I’ve caused a problem.

Bradley: I think I am… getting a text message.

Bradley: bloop

Bradley: Ah, there it is.

~

Phoenix: Wait, are you only hosting dinner so you can suck up to Mav and Admiral Kazansky? Not cool. This was supposed to be about friendship.

Rooster: You guys said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason that I was single or if it was my personality, “like you suspected.”

Hangman: Yeah, but that was before we knew we could get up on this high horse.

Phoenix: Love the view up here. Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop.

~

Iceman: When people say, “good morning,” they mean, “hello.” When people say, “how are you?” They mean, “hello.”

Iceman: When people say “what’s up?”

Iceman: They mean, “I am not a person worth talking to.”

~

Slider, talking to Maverick: No hard feelings, but,

Slider: I hate you.

Slider: Not joking.

Slider: Bye!

~

Halo, leaving Top Gun base and taking her hair out: sighs

Fritz: That was a wig?

Halo: You didn’t think I’d put my actual hair in a bun?

Halo: Are you insane?

~

(before Bradley was born)

Goose: What if something happens to Mav and he never gets to meet my baby?

Goose: I don’t wanna hang out with some stupid baby who’s never met Mav.

~

(before the mission)

Hangman: If you wanna worry about anyone panicking in the sky it should Bob.

Bob: Damn straight.

Hangman and Bob high five

Bob: …Wait why’d I high five that?

Hangman: ‘Cause you’re a sucker for a high five.

Bob:

Bob, in an excited tone: Damn straight I am.

They high five again

~

(Hangman and Coyote in flight school before they got their call signs)

Hangman: Okay, just so we’re clear, from this point forward, my call sign will be Deathblade

Coyote: And I’ll be Rum Tum Tugger!

Hangman: No, Javy, no characters from Cats. Dig deep, think of something scary!

Coyote, immediately after: Adolf Hitler.

Hangman: No—

this is basically just the main characters from the movies. im srry😭

#original: brooklyn nine nine #icemav #hangster #iceman x maverick #rooster x hangman #incorrect top gun quotes #top gun 1986 #top gun: maverick #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #cyclone top gun #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #honckity

[starrixle]

my final thoughts on sootcest

ok, so officially im gonna close off my thoughts here. ive received a good amount of feedback so this will be the last thing ill say abt my thoughts on glitterduo/sootcest:

i am indifferent on selfcest shipping. idk if its proship or not, but i will remain distanced either way, for my own and other people's comfort with me and my content

i still enjoy bursonas and i will still keep drawing them and be present in the fandom, but i will not be involved in anything relating to shipping

any glitterduo art i post will be strictly platonic, same for any of the other bursonas

i do not hate or support sootcest, nor will i attack anyone who ships it. i do not care what your opinion is, i won't hate you for shipping bursonas together. just do not involve me in it

it is not my or anyone else's place to speak on wilbur's boundaries, only himself

as for my own boundaries:

do not involve me in discourse relating to sootcest (or selfcest altogether). i dont want to be associated

do not repost my old romantic glitterduo art. i cant force everyone, but id appreciate if any reblogs relating to my older art were deleted

if you disagree with anything i say, it is not worth any more of my time or energy to argue back, and it is not worth yours either

please stop messaging me about sootcest!!! i will leave my inbox open but i will close it if i continue to get messages about it

i haven't given myself much of a chance to step back and realize how much getting involved and constantly feeling the need to post lengthy texts towards by thoughts has taken so much energy out of me. i do regret having an aggresive tone in my past impulsively made posts, which is why ive deleted a lot of them. but from now on, i wish to just remain as an artist that just likes drawing silly little wilbur personas. shipping bursonas shouldn't be a big deal to me. i have made my own mistakes throughout this whole thing, but i at least wanna close things off here.

i know my old glitterduo art has brought enjoyment/comfort to many people, but it has also brought discomfort for others including myself. i know im not gonna be able to please everyone and people will have their disagreements towards me no matter what.

but for the sake of my own comfort, im stepping away from this subject. i have no ill feelings towards anyone who has communicated with me about this topic, and i thank everyone who has been civil towards me and given me advice.

im moving on.

#important

[blue-jisungs]

hi axe! hope you’re doing okay!

i was wondering, if you could recommend/assign one of your fics to each of your moots, which ones would you choose?

take care!

ONGOMTOMEHWOWNWKSJQKWKWKW IM WAS DOINT GOOD BUT NOW IM DOING BETTER BC ANON RHIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA WHAAAAT :((( TYSM ILY MWAH !!!!!!! i tried to do most of my moots but im so so sorry if u dont see urself here :(

@slytherinshua zanna zanzan.. you would be [6:27am] , so a huening kai timestamp! i know its short :( but its so soft and peacful, it kinda just has ur vibes?? the piano, kai himself, the sleepyness hehe.... and it was my first ever timestamp so if we wanna get philosophical,, it could also symbolise the fact i was ur 1st followed blog (ill never shut up abt this bye)

@l3visbby mother ud be......... leg day with changbin. im so biased but. but. its goofy, a lil suggestive but also the comfort of it just reminds me of u hehe

@planetkiimchi mattress testing with jisung!!! it was one of my first works w ji (so its also kinda cringey, i apologise) but its so sweet tbh, just like u hehe plus that sillyness hehehehe

@fairyhaos are we surprised i gave u a joshua fic? absolutely not. sunday morning... is so soft :") and the coffee shop au too <//3 its so joshu coded lets be real.... but kinda, so are you? all gentle and so so sweet... can be scary too but pffff rare occurence

@weird-bookworm lol kyky.... arguing about paying with bts!!! its one of the silliest things ive wrote lol so it fits ur tricky, gremlin-y personality heheheeh

@mirxzii okay i know its kinda boring since it was ur req... but its just so... you,, yknow? speaking your native language in their presence with seventeen because you love languages,, and the piece just has a special place in my heart (just like u)

@etherealyoungk again im so so biased w this one ... but! not yet, a hoshi imagine </3 its so sweet actually (pt2 too hehe), and and my first ever hoshi fic :( the mc is smart and reasonable (like u) wheres we also have a cute and lil drunk and very much whipped tiger...!!! hoshi is hoshing and thats so skye.

@ddeonudepressions them flirting with you at the game caterers2022 with enha!!! its silly goofy and filrty... like u............ also i miss u pls come home the kids miss u too

@malarign very much inspired by ur last message but LE(t's) GO with heeseung !!!!!!!!!!!! the playful vibes = you frfr!!! and its so so bf coded i think ud enjoy it!!!

@enluv sigh cocour me n ur love for father figures made me thnk ant this onme deeply so i eventually decided on old people activities with the one and only namjoon!! its my fav thing ive wrote for him, and its :( idk i had fun writing it and so do i when im talking to u teehee

@rubywonu okay this one is a lil,, more like comfort but ?? childish joy with nonu my beloved.... this fic has a special place in my heart (so do u teehee) but also,, i feel the vibes kinda fit u :")

@wheeboo rania.... rania rania rania......... i was thinking of giving u some angst (which i dont really have but lets ignore that) BUT then it clicked. soup&&confession with jeonghan! its a bit angsty,hurt2comfort, nursing, e2l.... whatt do u want more!!!! and also jeonghan himself reminds me of u ?? (mischievous but also somehow an angel pffff)

@wqnwoos okay listen i always feel amazed by hana's works so i can only recommend a fic thats good (i think) and that i actually like LMAO so that would be infinity w vamp!wonu :D its kinda dramatic lol but im proud of this one hehe

@hannieheartuu YLLI !!!! i wanted to recommend a chan fic bc, haha,, hes a maknae and u r younger than me aha,, ha,, and u also have the same vibes BUT. buut. theres a dk fic that i really love and its kinda silly but i feel like its not getting enough recognition LMAO so!! dokyeom junior the seventh teehee

@icyminghao noelle. u r getting one of my favs !!! zzz... with taehyun <3 itsSDFGHJDRFTGYHUHGFDS i love it. im so humble i know but its really great :D the soft sleepy vibes :(( i think ud like it!!

@txt-yaomi okay i kinda... struggled. but lemme explain my thought process: you remind me of yeonjun -> yeonjun is flirty -> no napkins (no problem). boom. amzaing, i know. its short but hes so...... sigh. i love him.

@eternalgyu hannie u remind me of niki so amongst my um library for this goofy guy ive chosen y/n's protection squad which is like one of the most chaotic things i wrote for him lol!! chaotic and mischievous ... like u >:)

#anon i love u #ill smooch ur forehead for this #it was SO FUN HELLO?? #axe's fun corner

[masquayla-the-splendid]

In an earlier post, I listed the evidence pointing towards the one and only metallic noodle clown as being some robot form of neurodivergent. I have since dubbed this as "bot-tism."

(The Sonic half of my brain argues an episode of Aosth touching upon this concept and calling it "mechanically challenged." Egh.)

Since we're taking April, I finally finished this sketch from a while ago.

I made a whole render of it for reference and everything, but I ended up drawing over the limbs and stuff anyway.

It is actually a redraw from 2020! Blech the messaging is so blatant.

As you can clearly see, this was drawn and posted when I killed the part that cringes.

I left the new and improved version textless and up for interpretation, but if you want my exact thought process, then see below the cut, because I don't wanna ruin the fun for anyone else.

The 2020 drawing was the first instance of me using Ennard's mask as a metaphor for "masking." Although not used directly in a ND sense, but for an internal struggle nonetheless.

Ennard’s desire to be human, and the ambiguity of how his mind even works is a perfect metaphor for a number of neuro types.

The former can be interpreted as many NDs struggle of being treated differently than NTs in a social setting. Like I said in the previous post, they only wear their mask when they know they're being perceived, and when he does finally get his skin suit, it only lasts for a week before it fails him. Burnout.

"But oh! Silly goose, why don't you just be yourself?" The neighbors reactions to the skin suit deteriorating. The entire point is that they need look/act "normal" to be treated like a human.

The latter can be interpreted to how many NDs have so many differing brain signals than a NTs, that they aren't even aware of.

To add on to the other post, Fnaf 6 seems to characterize Molten Freddy/Scrap Baby as if they were mindless entities that must be destroyed, hence "burn it" in the 2020 drawing. This bled into a whole different interp of Ennard as more animalistic than he really is. It wasn't widely used, but it was noticeable enough for 14-15 y/o me to draw about it. This to me is a lot like what I said prior about masking and looking "normal." This interp seems to paint him from an unknowing observers point of view. 'How dare you visually emote with your hands' or, 'how dare you get stressed out over the complexity of sound or light, weirdo.' You know. Which is probably my injustice sensitivity typing up paragraphs backing up a fictitious robot.

The latest version has his mask removed voluntarily, while covering his face his with his own hand. The mirrors are now silly mirrors, the floor is a spiral, and the reflections remain of himself, but also of his components, and another character of importance on the far left. (It's a bloodied Michael hand.)

He voluntarily unmasks, only to be surrounded by distorted reflections of himself. The Funtimes can represent the many oddities of his mind, and the aforementioned bloodied Michael hand can represent the damage that can be done to yourself or others if you dont take the accountability and measures to learn your own boundaries.

Also the irony that the horror clown character endures how a horror clown character would torment their victim.

The true message: Unmasking is a process.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #sister location #fnaf sister location #ennard #ennard fnaf

[marvel-and-chicago-fan]

Relationships Can Kill

Well I have no motivation or ideas to write part three and i also started school last Wednesday so I've been busy, this is gonna be a short one since i had the urge to write something. I finally got to watching the episode where will leaves and that episode was so chaotic and i cried a little. This is also based off before Jay resigns and leaves. While doing this i was researching best universities to study medicine. Even though I'm only a sophomore in high school. (This is old i started school like a month ago)

Summary: You and your older brother Nate get into a heated argument over rumors, but did he know that his last words to you would be so brutal?

Word Count: 1.3k

Warnings: Angst, Arguing, Fighting Drinking/Hungover, and death (My bad for this)

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You walked off the bus excited because Jay let you doordash tonight and it was friday AND Jay and Will were coming home from their brother bonding trip. You punched the numbers into the keypad and closed the door behind you. You were very thankful that Jay and Hailey had gotten a house and let both you and your brother move in with them.

“Hey Nate, wanna go play hockey with me on the lake” Nate could basically do everything but the thing he did the most was hockey, he promised to teach you so both you and him could compete against each other during the winter.

“No, I'm busy,” Nate said quickly. “Okay, do you want anything from Panda Jay let me doordash some tonight” You said “No i wouldn't wanna mess up your date with my girlfriend” Nate Spat.

“Girlfriend? I dont even like your girlfriend and i'm pretty sure she hates me so why on earth would i-” Nate cut you off and started yelling.

“I WOULD BELIEVE HER ANY DAY OVER YOU, now get outta my way, i hate you so much” Nate slammed the front door and you just stood there shocked. Instead of crying or running after him you pulled your phone from your pocket and ordered your food.

After eating dinner and getting your homework done you went ahead and texted the family group chat but only one with Will,Jay, and Hailey.

The Cops and Doctors

Y/n- When will you guys be home?

Hails <3- Soon, i have to finish this case. Do i need to bring home food

Y/n - No, Jay gave me money for Doordash

Hails <3 - Alright, I'll see you later.

Y/n - Bye Hailey

Hails <3 Bye Hailey.

You closed your messages app and decided to watch some tik tok since you would probably be bored until everyone got home.

Crash, you whipped your head to see 4 men dressed in all black standing in your room…Now you wished Nate was here.

***

Hailey walked in and the house was sortta quiet, the tv and the lights were still on but otherwise that's it. “Y/N? NATE?” Hailey shouted, nothing. Maybe they're sleeping or they're in the shower, she thought.

When Hailey peaked through Nate's door he wasn't there, Hailey knocked on your door “Y/n are you decent” Again nothing. “Y/n?.... Y/n i'm coming in” Hailey said as she was turning the doorknob.

When Hailey opened the door any happiness she had went outside the window. “Shit shit shit, NATE! NATE”

No response. Hailey didn't have time to worry about him; you were dying on the floor and you were her biggest priority.

“Y/n Halstead you do not get to do this to me, your brothers and everyone, you can't, cmon,cmon” Hailey screamed as she continued CPR.

“Hails, Y/n, Nate I’m home” Jay screamed. He waited for you to come screaming and running to him like you always did but this time you didn't, this time all jay could here was screaming and sobbing.

Jay pulled out his gun and slowly walked up the stairs of the house and walked to your room where the screaming came from. What he saw next made him freeze for about ten seconds before dropping the gun to the ground and immediately sliding over to and hailey.

“What happened?” Jay sobbed, “I-I don't know I came home and just found her like this.” Hailey replied as she CPR. Jay looked around your room and it was completely ransacked. Your dresser drawers were open and clothes either hanging from them or out of them, papers on the floor, and all your electronics were gone. Your tv, Computer, Phone, and they even somehow found your burner phone you could use to call someone in case of an emergency where you didnt have your phone because you were grounded.

“Hailey let me take over, you're getting tired.” Nothing, hailey didn't even look up from you. Jay pushed her off of you, not really a push but kinda scooted her away and continued CPR. Hailey ran to get her phone and punched in the numbers to call 9-1-1.

***

“Any sign of him?” Will asked. Nobody knew where Nate was, and his friends weren't telling anybody anything. “No, they have Adam outside the house just in case he turns up at the house” Even though the family used Life360, Nate turned his phone off. Typical of him.

Just then Connor walked into the waiting room. Will knew that face he had on very well, he knew it all too well because he would be the one to deliver the news sometimes.

“How is she?” Jay asked whistl standing up from the chair. Connor shook his head. “She didn't make it, I'm so sorry” “Bu-but you found a pulse you-you said that she was gonna make it” Jay said whilst holding back his tears.

“One of her rooms puntcered the carotid artery. I'll explain it to you when you're ready or whenever both of you are ready. Will can explain but otherwise wise i'm so sorry i couldn't have done more.” You could hear by voice that he wanted to cry but he had to hold it together for Will and Jay.

“Can we see her?.” Jays voice quiet. Connor led the brothers to the room you were in. “Oh y/n, we're so sorry” Will choked as he stroked your bruised Knuckles. Jay stood there, not moving, not reacting, not talking. His sister, his little sister, his only sister was gone, and you were never coming back.

***

6am, 6 fucking am is when your brother came back, hungover af. He looked like he drank like there was no tomorrow.

Jay nor Will was in the house. Both of them couldn't stay in that house with what happened, plus Will didn't trust Jay to be by himself so they were both at Will's apartment.

“Where have you been?” Hailey said. The whole team was doing an investigation along with another team as well. “I was out on a run” His words slurred. “Drinking? You think I don't know the signs of someone being hungover. Nate, your sister is in the hospital.” Hailey was holding back on saying you were gone. “What why?” Nate froze “Because whilst you were gone someone broke in and stabbed her to death.” Hailey cried.

“What? It was only supposed to be a joke” He mumbled. “What?” Hailey stopped fidgeting with her fingers. “It was supposed to be a joke, pay back, they were only supposed to scare her and pretend to take her stuff, they weren't supposed to kill her.” Nate said.

“Hey Adam and Kev, downstairs now, we've got him” Hailey said into her radio. “Nathanyal Halstead you're being arrested for the murder of y/n Halstead, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can be used against you in the court of law” Adam said as he arrested the teen. “She was a good sister and she was your only sister, now you're gonna suffer the consequences of a Practical joke” She whispered into his ear.

Hailey wanted to be the one who broke the news to will and jay. They did do an autopsy and it did show that you put up a fight. did Nathanyal say who was also involved in your murder for his sentence to go down. 50 years in prison without chance of parole. During your funeral you were named a Hero and an amazing person to all. Even though you didn't get to be a future doctor they put up a Memorial outside med and that was their way of honoring your Dream.

The fact is i'm also learning about the human body sometimes while I'm writing chapters because i like my information to be somewhat correct. 

#x reader #halstead sister #will halstead #chicago #one chicago #jay halstead #halstead brothers #chicago pd #hospital mention tw #angst #jesse lee soffer #chicago med #one chicago imagine #chicago fire

[blackout174]

Disregard (part two)

Technoblade x Reader

Can be inferred as platonic or romantic

Tw: Arguing, Chase, Kidnapping, Dick kicking but he deserves it, Swearing.

Part 1

You hadn't talked with Techno for weeks.

Ignoring the buzz of your communicator, the letters that had been sent by crow, hell, even when Techno had apparently gotten Niki to come bang on your door, only to be met with a 'fuck off'.

You were just so god damn angry.

I mean, how could you not be? He never listened, and you clench your fist at all the times you'd have to talk to the others around and convince them not to go and try again to put his head on a stick. And when he commits more warcrimes it's even harder.

"Y/n? Hey it's Big Q, I wanna talk to ya."

You shoot up at the sound and the nickname. You knew to be wary of Quackity.

But he knew that after Techno threatened to take his other eye he'd...

Huh.

You had forgotten about that.

You sighed and after grabbing an axe, warily made your way to the door and cracked it open a smidge.

He leans to look at you and gives a smile.

You don't smile back.

"... What do you want, Quackity?"

He sighs and then oddly enough... chuckles.

You feel your hairs sick on end and you grip your axe harder.

"What's so funny? If you just came here to laugh at me then you can go fuck yourse-"

You cut off by a green hand yanking the door open and you feel a hard kick to your stomach.

You roll and regain your bearings quickly, just in time to fucking move.

You doge Sam and bring your axe down on this shoulder.

You see sparks and hear a hiss as you throw yourself up your stairs and towards your communicator, with Sam and Quackity right on your heels.

You clicked on Technoblades icon just as Sam made it up the stairs.

You have 23 new messages!

You roll out of the way and jump the railing back onto the stairs and you curse as you feel your ankle bend in ways it shouldn't.

You select 'New Compose'.

Y/n: trap, quackery and san dont liztem sj had hgyrsxiggd

You feel Sam jump on your back and you manage to click 'send' on your comm before you turn and flail.

He drags you up with your arms behind your back and in a last attempt to flee you raise your leg up-

-and kick him in the dick.

You feel the hold on your arms go slack as Sam yells out a 'FUCK' and you grab your comm and dip, Quackity right on your heels.

You run through the trees, a birch forest as you look at your comm once more.

You have 3 new messages!

TB: What? Whats happening?

TB: Y/n?

TB: Hang in there, Phil and I are coming.

You realize with your bad ankle that you'll never outrun Quackity.

Fuck.

Shitshitshit.

Wow.

You look at your comm once more and decide to send one more message.

Might be your last.

....

Technoblade wouldn't see that message till he got to your house with Phil.

He would shout your name and feel a sense of dread as he gets no answer back.

He looks about your house and sees things knocked down and broken, and he can just about smell Sam and Quackity it here.

He feels anger.

The voices swarm with cries of vengeance.

Find her

Gouge out his eyes

Blood for the Blood God

He finds a note with a poker chick sitting on it, and he just about snaps the chip in half.

'Meet at Pandora's Vault.'

:]

He finally, finally, checks his comm and he feels his heart drop.

You have 1 new message.

His grip tightens as he vows to get you back.

Y/n: Sorry.

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I lied.

No fluff, only cry.

#technoblade #dream smp #c!techno #technoblade x reader #platonic or romantic #technoblade angst #platonic

[glitzreyasblog]

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to sum it all up… my blog is a space for me to talk about whatever I want manifestation wise. the main purpose is to share what I know and to help others with the info that I share through my posts (I’m not a manifestation coach, I don’t do one on one coaching or anything like that). this blog is meant to be a positive space so please be nice <3

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[girlwithfish]

tbh I think you should share with his mom some of the details of the horrible things he said and did to you, send her a message or something. he deserves punishment for the suffering he forced upon you and everyone should know what an abusive piece of trash he is, they shouldn't have to believe his lies.

yeah i agree! i just dont really trust that his family or ppl who know him more than me will really believe me. ive seen how he talks to cops and bystanders and his family about me he manipulates them easily. its easy to tell them im unwell and im the one with bpd and hes doing x y and z to keep me safe or bc im not well or he always has an excuse its scary and ppl have believed him. i lost respect and any trust in his mom after i tried reaching out to her twice that week or two leading up to the breakup where the first time she basically said He doesnt want u to leave bc of the state ur in hes concerned for u xo. i probably downplayed it a bit bc i didnt wanna be like he shoved me in a closet when i was having a panic attack and a breakdown sobbing and crying and so distressed bc he physically prevented me from leaving the room and apartment. she didnt care that i had to run out of the apartment to use a strangers phone. basically after a while of arguing outside w him and his mom on the phone w two strangers there using one of their phones she just told us to take it inside and the lady whose phone i was using walked me back into the apartment with him lmfao. she just believes his story idk. second time i had him call her bc i thought shed comvince him to give me my phone back this was the night i left i was pretty firm abt breaking up and saying i wanted to leave he wouldnt let me lol. idk what she said think she suggested he give me my phone back but he just hung up on her lol. i begged him to call 911 or smth bc he took my phone and hid my laptop and i was terrified to be inside there w him w nothing and no 3rd party and he wouldnt at first and then when i said im gonna just walk out (its impossible for me to just grab my car keys to MY car btw and leave bc he will stop me and we will fight over the keys.) he said ok u can but ill call the cops on u. so lol. Idk. i feel i will come off as vindictive or smth if i try to do that i dont really have faith or trust in her and i think i just need to protect myself. i just really doubt she'd believe me idk if itd be a good idea even though i am tempted a lot :/ just sucks cuz ik hes spreading a weird narrative to his whole family. probably leaving out all the abuse or justifying why he would prevent me from leaving my own house. idk! lol. it keeps me up cuz it really fucking bothers me how skewed and distorted his view is how hes telling me hes not an abuser and all tbe downplaying saying im pretending hes one i just hate it so fucking much

[hannahlovesluca]

So i heard about u doing nijisanji matchups so why not :DD

Nijisanji male matchup pretty plz w cherry on top

Gender:Gender is nothing but a social conCepttTttt(jk cis female but there were times ppl mistook me as a guy once LMAO)

Pronouns:I don't have any in particular,i don't mind any of them as long as its not they/them

Sexuality:....i..don't know actually.Like.Women.But Men.But women.i'll just say bisexual..

Zodiac:Aquarius

Appearance:Shoulder length black hair,i'm kiiinda tall?Im taller than most of my friends.Black fox-like(i think thats what they call them??) Eyes,and i wear literally anything.Like imagine someone in a black turtleneck and some random ass floral button up shirt with the most obnoxious pants ever(for clarification this isnt my attempt at getting in r/builtdifferentfromothergirls i just get cold easily).Oh and im as blind as a bat without my glasses,i only put them on when i wanna put myself in the attractiveness scale for shits and giggles sometimes i wear random jackets i find in my room like that one hot pink jacket i covered in the bee movie stickers for some reason

Mbti:Entp

Idk my ennagram sorry :((

Personality:im pretty laid-back but based on sources(aka my mutuals) i am the embodiment of a living cockroach because of me almost dying like 5 times(vibe checked by god 5 times and he did NOT approve of me...like mf be frfr) i procastinate until like a day before the deadline cause i only work with pressure cause my brains just built like that(rushing calculus my beloved) I LOVE MATHS SO MUCH U CANT IMAGINE(and the cries of my discord besties cause the moment they go back on vc they see the discord whiteboard filled with god knows what) and im preeeeetty confident in myself unless someone genuinely compliments me,if that happens im just gonna disintegrate into dust

Likes:that one meme where the green guy from avengers goes "why is galora",yugioh,jumping into my friends random vc comedically 4 shits and giggles,resident evil,taking care of everyone(and not taking care of myself cause im a self aware hypocrite),DEBATES I LOVE THEM SM THEY GIVE ME SO MUCH ADRENALINE

Dislikes:when someone gets into my persona space toooooo much.oh and the fact that u can divide 91 by 7.literally unreal.and thunder??dunno it sets uncomfy in me i probably offended zeus in my past life or smth

Love language:

I dont know what that is....i mean like,id send whoever i get random memes i found at 3 am,shower thoughts??and hugs??and cuddles??and giving them reassuring words??does that count?

Extra:im bilingual(swedish,russian,korean,german) so i can make ppl say what seems like romantic words when its a deez nuts joke this is a flex btw.i pace around tasks pretty fast,sometimes im too lazy to get up sometimes i go around doing literally everything at once

Im sorry if this is confusing to u this is my first time doing this :((

i pair you with…

Ver Vermillion!

hear me out…

• you guys will absolutely nerd out over yugioh and will probably end up playfully arguing and malding over the other (i dont know much ab yugioh im sorry 💔💔)

• if you let him nerd out to you and rant to you about the most random things he will immediately fall in love

•likewise if you nerd out/rant to him he will fall in love bc the fact that you confide in him???

• similar to shu yaminerd, he is a huge nerd but hes better at hiding it

• call him a dork. he says he hates it but he loves it.

• YOU GUYS WILL HAVE MEME BATTLES.

• youll sit in discord vc, no sound except the little giggles erupting out while you read each others memes and random messages that you just keep on sending

• will randomly whip out the “why is galora” meme to make you laugh out loud in vc with others, on stream, etc even in public

• god, he loves your hair

• your cuddles up in his arms, half-asleep, and hes running his hands thru your hair AHHH

• will also send you hot-takes out of nowhere so you guys can debate on it solely because he knows how much you love it

• “banana pizza is good.”

• “soggy socks feel nice.”

• will also throw you random compliments because he knows its the only thing that will get you

• “are you a hot mom because damn mama you hot.”

• will assist you in sending deez nuts jokes to your friends in korean

• “내 불알을 빨아.”

RUNNERS UP: Shu Yamino, Doppio Dropscythe

#luca kaneshiro #ike eveland #luxiem #luxiem x reader #shu yamino #mysta rias #vox akuma #nijisanji en #luca kaneshiro x reader #ike eveland x reader #ver vermillion #xsoleil #matchups

[kenergized]

hi rick and morty fans here. whats your favourite episode type like 84729200 words about it GO

hi anon my favorite episodes are the evil morty ones but im only gonna briefly touch on them in this random ramble

i think rick and morty does a really fucking good job of capturing the liikeeeee .... i just wanna call it the emotional landscape of white american suburbia, the hell that is childhood in the nuclear family, and just emotional abuse in general. now obvious disclaimer: if you like any show set with a family in the suburbs enough you can make this argument. and you know what thats so fair i wont even argue against anyone who wants to say that to me. BUT i think the evil morty adds like just enough to analyze that take rnm from something im projecting my own political views onto to a show thats actualyl bringing something to the table

people on this webbed site absolutely despise that rick and morty wants to be an episodic show with mostly self contained episodes. its honestly like... a little funny to me because this facet is so central to the shows core message. just like watching people cleverly but desperately poke at moments of character growth that are forgotten about literally a scene later. so why dont we stop fighting the writing direction and like work with this idea a little. i put forward this: theyre trapped.

many seem to feel that rick crashing into prime's family's house was the mark of a new beginning for rick. i think he traded the absolute freedom (as hegel would put it) of space for another realm where he can honestly do whatever the fuck he wants with little pushback with the added bonus of having a patriarchal chokehold over most of the family. theyre not going to leave him like other ppl in his life did. and he sure as hell isnt going to let them die again.

ugh this is sorta vague but i kinda dont feel like typing more. idk. please send questions for me to elaborate on specific points

#rick and morty

[wind-becomes-lightning]

Lingerie shopping

Hello SakuIno Anon I seem to have accidentally deleted your message! But I did get the ask and I had it screenshotted somewhere else, so if you are still around, this is your story! (If you are I would love some feedback that youve seen and read it, even if its on anon).

Not excited about this one, as I rarely am when it comes to smut. Maybe it will find its audience anyway. Also not beta'ed because I dont wanna sorry :D

Modern Au

Haruno Sakura / Yamanaka Ino

Rated E, MDNI (cunnilingus, vaginal fingering, semi public sex)

2132 words.

Ao3 Link [x]

Sakura just looks too good in the new lingerie Ino has picked out for her, it isn't Ino's fault really that they are currently in public.

Was there anything better than a summer sale? Definitely not if you would ask Ino. Wherever she went she could find reduced clothes in good quality, which gave her the little endorphins she was craving so much without ripping a big hole into her wallet. It was the perfect time to go shopping too, since the heat of summer was slowly subsiding for autumn and walking along sidewalks that were filled with people didn’t feel like a chore. Nothing got her more excited.

The only thing that would make this experience even better would be if her girlfriend Sakura would be as excited as Ino was. Because while Sakura didn’t mind tagging along and carrying bags and being supportive, she didn’t like shopping nearly as much as Ino did. It was a fight each time to get Sakura to try anything on and even worse to get her to buy one of the things that had looked good on her. She would say things like “I already have enough jeans at home” or such, as if that had any merit.

This time however, it was at least a little more interesting. Before they had headed out together Sakura had actually found something she might need a few new things from: underwear. “I don’t really have a bra that fits me perfectly,” she had said looking through her part of the drawer. “Yours are all a little too big and mine just don't sit right. I think it would probably be good to get something that's more fitting.” 

“Of course, we can do that on summer sale,” Ino had replied instantly. Not only was this going to totally improve their mood while shopping together, it would also give INo the chance to put Sakura in different lingerie outfits just for fun, what could be better?

So while they spent the three hours going to shops that Ino wanted to go into, mostly for new short tops, skirts and shoes, she then successfully steered both of them into one of the more expensive lingerie stores downtown. 

“I just meant I need a fitting bra,” Sakura tried to complain. “I don’t want anything too expensi-”

Ino pushed her girlfriend forward. “Nonesene, you need some good quality, which they have.”

So many choices around them looked excellent. INo couldn’t stop running between the displays and looking at all the new designs. Technically they had come here to shop for Sakura, but Ino couldn’t help but pick up things she wanted to herself. It was 50% off after all, so no problem if she bought even more! She left Sakura to browse on her own, but picked at least six different outfits that she thought would look good on her.

Sakura had only picked one thing for her, a very basic black bra and panties combo. One colour, a little lace, nothing to ride home about. Ino frowned when she made the choice: “Daring, aren’T we?”

“It seems comfortable,” Sakura said. That was important, Sakura liked moving around, in fact, she was the sporty one between them. 

So while Ino thought that one shouldn’t pick out fancy underwear by how well you could move in them, she didn’t argue with that.  “I picked some for you too,” she said and waved with the clothes on her arm, “If you trust me to pick something you like.”

“I don’t think I have a choice,” Sakura laughed, “I don’t want you to pout all day.”

Even if Ino would have been pouting it would have been only a little. “Yes, yes,” she pushed Sakura to a changing room and shoved her inside. Then she went to the adjacent one and changed clothes.

The first set she had chosen for herself didn’t really blow her away. She turned on the heels to look from all sides, see the almost transparent back of the panties which showed off her round asscheeks well enough. But she would never be able to wear this in jeans and anyway the fabric didn't feel soft on her skin. Out, she thought.

Next one was a little better. A cropped corset at the front and a low hanging panty. In her mind she noted it down as a strong maybe. 

“Can you please come over?” Sakura whined from the changing room next to Ino. “I don’t think I can close this thing…”

Ino opened the curtain and quickly went over to the adjacent room. Sakura was wearing one of the matching set’s Ino had picked out for her. A nice light pink shade with lace that was matching her hair. What was even more striking about it was the very tiny and thin string that made up the underwear. It looked very hot. Ino whistled a little. 

“Stop,” Sakura said with a light blush on her cheeks. “I look like I’m not wearing anything at all!”

Ino almost replied “That is the point”, but she held herself back. “Well, I think it suits you,” she said instead and made Sakura turn around in front of her. “Very .. uh… fashionable.”

A nerve on Sakura’s forehead pulsed dangerously. “I don’t think I could wear this under anything,” she lamented. “I will just hurt myself if I wear jeans like that. Rub my sensitive skin open. Better not to wear it.”

“Maybe,” Ino grinned and turned Sakura back so that they were facing each other. “I would also rub your sensitive skin if I saw you wearing it around me, I can tell you that.”

Sakura grabbed Ino by the front of her corset and pulled her closer. “You are enjoying this way too much don’t you?” she growled.

“I’m just saying,” Ino reached around Sakura’s body and squeezed one of the ass cheeks. “If you are wearing this and we weren’t in public right now, I would definitely have my head between your legs.”

A light crossed her girlfriends eyes and Sakura leaned forward to whisper against Ino’s lips. “Are you afraid of doing it in public?”

She knew she was being challenged and she was ready to match it. She squeezed the cheeks a little stronger and whispered back: “I’m not, no.” And then kissed her. Sakura gasped in surprise as Ino forced her tongue forward into her mouth and grabbed Ino’s arms.

Ino used the moment of confusion to gently but firmly press Sakura backwards until her legs pushed against the chair and she automatically sat down on it. She broke the kiss and grinned, then she went down on her knees.

“You- you don’t really want to do this here, do you? Th.. they have cameras…” Sakura whispered with panic in her voice.

“Oh, are you scared of doing it in public, huh?” Ino pushed both of Sakura’s naked legs apart so she could settle in between them. “You can always tell me if you want me to stop”, she teased and ran her fingers up the inside of her girlfriends legs while starting to press kisses to her soft skin.

For a moment it seemed like Sakura wanted to protest more, but then Ino lightly touched the thin panty fabric with the tip of her tongue and nothing but incomprehensive speech came out of Sakura’s mouth.

Maybe Sakura had been right earlier when she had said that the panty was too thin to wear in a normal pair of pants, because stroking over her clit below it felt almost the same as stroking over her naked. Ino could feel how quickly Sakura got wet and it made her smile. It seemed like the slightly public setting got her going more than she wanted to admit.

She used two fingers of her left hand to push the fabric of the panties away to gain full access to Sakura’s pussy without having to take the full thing off. “Like I said,” she whispered and made sure her lips were lightly touching her girlfriends folds, “you look amazing in this.”

“Ino.. someone could hear,” Sakura whined a little breathless.

Ino scratched her skin with her right hand. “Then you should make sure you are quiet so that nobody does.” She whispered back and before Sakura could protest more, she firmly licked over her clit.

The woman above her let out a moan that sounded a little like a cough as she was trying to stifle her own voice. Ino took that as motivation, and started moving her tongue over Sakura in the way that she knew she liked. They had been together long enough for Ino to find all her girlfriends favourite movements and most sensitive spots and so she had gotten good at pleasuring her.

Sakura moved her hip forward, grinding a little into Ino’s tongue as she went along, hands finding their way into Ino’s hair and ripping on it. Her moans were low and muffled as if she had stuffed the other hand into her mouth to quiet them down. The mental image of that was so hot, Ino could feel herself getting wet just by thinking about it.

With her free hand she reached up and felt her way up under Sakura’s bra to pinch her nipples between her fingers. Sakura let out a quiet “Oh”-sound and also pushed her chest forward, deeper into Ino’s hand while she was still trying to not make too many sounds.

The competitive part of Ino’s nature was awoken. She really wanted to make this hard on Sakura, make her struggle to keep her pleasure hidden from the people walking around outside of the changing room. If there really was someone watching on cameras they deserved a good show.

She dropped the part of the string she had been holding with her left hand and let go of Sakura’s nipple with her right one. She moved a little to give herself better space and then once again pushed the underwear to the side, but further this time, just far enough that she could snail a finger in without much ease.

“Ah, please…” Sakura whined above her, but she did not ask Ino to stop, despite it all. So the woman dove forward again, sucking and licking Sakura’s clit just like she had before. At the same time she curled her finger and watched the other woman squirm at each of her movements.

It was now obvious how much Sakura was struggling to keep her composure enough to not be too loud. She was moaning a little more openly now, sighing and shifting so Ino could go deeper inside easier. Ino grinned mentally and since she wasn’t ready to lose this imaginary competition to her girlfriend, added another finger in to increase the pressure.

Judging from the fluids dripping down Ino’s chin Sakura must be close now, though she stil hadn’t moaned as Ino wanted her too. She increased the push of her fingers and sucked the clit between her lips at the same time. No way she was going to fail this.

Her wish was fulfilled when Sakura’s knees first clenched and then let go, the orgasm taking control from her. She moaned loudly not only once but twice, the hand in Ino’s hair gripping tightly. Ino pushed forward, testing the waters if she could maybe force Sakura to get overstimulated or come again.

“Stop, thats e-enough, that's enough,” Sakura grabbed Ino’s cheeks and ripped her away from her own pussy. She was whispering again. When Ino looked up she saw that Sakura’s face was red like a lamp. 

Nothing compared to the sense of triumph Ino felt right now. When they had been younger Sakura and her had often competed on anything and while they had since found out that their intense rivalry had been born out of a mutual crush, the competitiveness never really subsided. Today Ino had won and it felt good.

Ino stretched a little and then got up, pressing a kiss to Sakura’s nose as she towered over the sitting woman. “And you thought I wouldn’t dare doing this”, she grinned and earned a light slap on the wrist from Sakura in return.

“Everyone in a three mile radius probably knows about this now,” Sakura said bitterly. “I can never show my face here ever again.”

“I hope they enjoyed the show then,” Ino winked back. “Plus, it is not like you came here often before either.”

She looked down at her girlfriend and whistled again, just like she had before when she had first seen Sakura in this specific set of lingerie. “Really though, you should buy this. Not only because we probably stained it forever.”

Sakura’s eyes darkened as she got up from the stool herself. “I will definitely pay you back when we are at home.” “Oh I’m so scared,” Ino sang as she left the changing room.

#fanfiction things #inosaku #sakuino #haruno sakura #yamanaka ino #nisi follower celebration #ppl should write more wlw smut #ppl who are better at it than me #not me

[montysstuffs]

Dark Red

Jealous!Abi x Nick

A little bit of angst ya know. Had to find a plot somewhere!

Warning: Arguing, degrading, cunnilingus, a little bit of choking

MINORS DNI!

AN: just letting you know, I inserted a character named Anna, only for plot purposes. She’s irrelevant, only to progress the story forward. I know i keep writing about them being in college together, but PLEASE! LET ME HAVE THE ENDING I NEVER GOT! On another note, I am PUMPING 👏🏾 OUT 👏🏾 CONTENT 👏🏾

"Oh no,” everyone groaned in unison as Dylan suggested truth or dare. Everyone remembers the last time he suggested a game like that. It got very VERY messy. "okay okay okay," dylan put his hands up defensively,"-I see that you guys dont wanna have fun. What about spin the bottle?" Kaitlyn scoffs at the suggestion, "Dylan, stop giving ideas. What are we, 16?" Kaitlyn doesnt wait for an answer, "i suggest we play some music and just enjoy our last weekend before finals." Ryan raises his hand and nods," i second that." Anna claps her hands excitedly at the suggestion, “I love music! Nick, dance with me,” she pulls Nick out of the kitchen and into the living room. The groovy music filled the space between all of them. Emitting a warm and sensual vibe that they danced in tandem with. Anna sings along to the music, swaying side to side as Nick does the same. He places one of his hands on her hips as they dance to gratifying music.

Within seconds of the music ending and another playing, Anna and Nick were back up and dancing with each other, giggling and carrying on. They honestly seemed like they were having more fun than anyone else. Abi was far too heated to pay attention to a thing being said. Grant it, she didnt know who to be more jealous of; Anna or Nick. She had to admit, Anna was gorgeous. She had a strange, ethereal pull on Abigail. Almost supernatural. But what wasn’t there to like. She had short, bluntly chopped hair. Small tendrils framed her face in the most flattering way. There were two little pigtails on with ribbons on the very ends of them. Matching perfectly with her bubbly personality.

"OH OH I got a game," Jacob joined the group from the kitchen. Carrying more takeout for the group to eat. "why so much food jacob?" Emma giggles to herself, moving over to help the boy carry his arm full of food. "Just want everyone to get enough to eat. What kind of host would i be if i just got you all drunk and didnt get food in your systems? a bad one, thats what."

Emma smiles at his wholesomeness. Quite a few people forget that jacob is very caring. Just not very bright. Jacob successfully balances all of the food and places it on the table, "BOOM! Skills. Anyway, I think we all should play Mario kart!" He nudges dylan in the side while wiggling his eyebrows at him. He sits down next to Ryan on the couch with kaitlyn. effectively forming a circle around the livingroom. Nick looks around the circle, “hey, where’s Abi?” Emma, promptly pulling out her phone to message her, chimes in, "last time i talked to her, she said she was going to step out for some air."

Nick had begun to worry when Abi didn't come back to the party. His thoughts had begun to spiral. Did Abi really leave the party without letting him know? At this time of night? She's so vulnerable, a strong wind could knock her over.

Nick had used his spare key that abi had let him borrow to entire into her and emma's shared apartment. There, he found the girl climbing up her counter. A wave of relief washes over him once he ensures that she is safe. It is immediately followed by anger and frustration.

“Why aren’t you picking up your phone," he crosses his arms in front of his chest. Closing and locking the door behind him. Abigail gives no answer, only continuing to reach for her ice cream cones on top of the refridgerator.

“Put the ice cream down, and answer me," he says in a more authoritative voice. From the look on her face, he knew that the tone fell on deaf ears. Finally she spoke, "I turned it on silent. Didnt feel like talking." Nick is taken aback by her laissez faire attitude. As if she really doesnt care that her friends are worried about her.

“Because you don’t feel like it? You can’t just leave without telling me what’s going on. You could’ve text me," Nick approaches her slowly. Scanning oveer her body to see if there are any injuries. Now that he is close enough, he can see that there arent any. So he can mentally check off someone hurting her. Still not being able to wrap his mind around what would possess her to leave in the middle of the night, all alone. "I can do whatever i please, nick. Youre not my guardian," she shrugs her shoulders. But theres something more behind her words. More than just malice and annoyance.

“What’s with that tone?"

"i dont have a tone"

"Abigail, yes you do."

"Well maybe you do as well, Nicholas."

"Oh? Oh? we're doing full names now." He takes a deep breath to regroup. Catching himself from saying something he may regret later. "I’m not trying to stifle your independence,

"If this is about anna, i swear babe. There's nothing going on. She's not trying to get with me, and im not trying to get with her.

Abigail puts her hand up for him to stop abruptly, "Don't- don't make me seem like I'm the crazy one. Like I'm some asshole that just goes around thinking everyone who looks in your direction wants to fuck you. Why cant you just believe me? This new girl doesnt have good intentions."

"So youre speculating that she's trying to take you away from me?

"no! i just want you to be on my side for once! Is my word not good enough for you? Does she have to pounce on you before you realize that she's trying to seduce you?" At this point Abi's voice was hoarse from all of the yelling going on between them.

"Maybe i will go fuck her. At least maybe she'll let me know her feelings instead of running away like always. And we were talking about how you think it’s okay for you to just leave unannounced. Don’t go flipping this back onto me.” Nick and Abi stared wide-eyed at one another. Both in disbelief that he would say something like that. "I'm sorry. I didnt mean that. I'm just frustrated," he panics in anticipation. Waiting for Abi's next move or word. Silence. She puts her face into her hands and sighs, "I know you didnt mean it. And I'm not jealous. You're just mine, that's all.”

“Maybe we both need to work on our communication skills,” Nick and Abi both share a small chuckle amongst each other. “Come here,” Nick pulls Abigail’s arm with him. Making her follow him to her bedroom. “Why? I don’t wanna go,” she shuffles and drags her feel along the carpet, but still follows him. “Because you’re so cute when you’re jealous.” He sits on her bed with a creaky flop, now at her eye level.

“Gimme a kiss,” Nick puckers his lips slightly at the momentarily taller girl. Rolling her eyes, she sighs. Placing a chaste, meaningless kiss against his lips. “Nu uh! No, like you mean it. I won't bite. Unless you're into that sort of thing," Nick flashes his canines at her. Making her shudder at one of their previous encounter being alone like this together. He trails his fingers down her back lightly. Leaving goosebumps in their wake. He expertly unclasps her bra as he captures her lips in a soft kiss. She whimpers into the kiss, not sure if she should forgive him just yet. He places a kiss lower, onto her neck. Grazing his larger teeth across her heavily scented pulse. Some effects of the curse still lingering after all this time. Not that he was complaining. He brushes his lips across her collar bone, finally lifting her shirt over her head. The anticipation had begun to sink lower into her stomach. She hated to admit it, but she loves it when he works her up. Makes her speak up and defend herself. He also loved it. Loved how she'd get mad, scream at him, maybe even throw something at him. Ultimately ending up with them screaming in each other's faces. The sexual tension building and building unto it bursts in a fiery explosion of hands and nails and teeth.

Until Nick is sliding down of of the bed and onto the floor under her. Silently groveling as he kisses up her calves. All the while he pulls her shorts down and tossing them to the side. "Youre so fucking pretty when youre angry. Almost makes me want to submit to you. Just to see what would happen. Abi lets out what could only be described as a desperate cry for more attention. His lingering finger tips running up her inner thighs was getting to her a little to much.

“You like me on my knees baby,” he smirks in between licks. He steadies her shaking legs with his hands as he sucks gingerly. His course, rough tongue lapped at her clit. He takes one finger into his mouth. Coating it in spit before slowly easing it into her. Abi shuts her eyes and whimpers at the slight stretch, “No no baby. Watch me. Watch me on my knees for you,” he returns his tongue back her aching clit. Licking up the juices that spilled down his hand. It was an indulgence filled with warmth and sensitivity. One that left Abi at a loss for words. Nothing could compare to the way Nick loved up on her when she felt insecure. No one could make her fall apart and put her back together like Nick could. He slips in one more finger. This time, pistoning into her faster. Abi gripped and pulled at his long locks hard enough to earn a lustful groan from the boy. His eyes flash yellow up at her.He had begun to salivate at he way she tasted and smelled. She lets out a yelp as his fingers brush past her sweet spot. "Mmm there it is," he grazes over the sensitive bundle of nerves over and over again. making her ride and grind down onto his fingers and tongue. Her build up was coming to an end. Just a little bit more, a little bit longer.

"Fuck you taste good. Give it to me baby. Ride my fa-," he is cut off by abi pulling his face deeper into her cunt as the coil in her lower abdomen snapped. Nick gratiously drank up her juices. His eyes fluttering in satisfaction as he does so. “I belong to you, Abi. Let me fuck you like I belong to you. But i need you to say it," he smirks up at her before getting back on his feet. Flipping them around, he stlaks forward. Making her fall onto the bed. "I wanna hear you beg me, baby. Got such a pretty voice when you beg for my cock," he is now towering over the small girl. Caging her in between his arms, his clothed erection presses up against her wetness. Leaving a stain on his boxers. She dips her hand in the waistband of his underwear and with the biggest puppy-dog eyes, she begs him.

"Please fuck me, Nicky. I need it," she couldnt believe she made a desperate plea. But it always ends up like this. With her legs up to her ears and Nick driving into her with an exorbitant amount of force. She whimpers at how much he stretches her. The burn brought tears to the corners of her eyes. But in the best, delicious way possible. “Are you gonna be sore? Aww you can take it. You won’t break, baby," his cock shoved into her pussy. It begins to quiver at his constant penetration. He pushes frantically against her hips; placing a sloppy, messy kiss against her panting lips. Her walls flutter as he hits the spongy patch of nerves again. "Let everyone hear how pretty you sound while taking my cock." She sounded so sinful. "Look at you cumming on my cock already. Youre not mad anymore, huh? So easy to please." He places his hand around her neck. No doubt leaving a faint bruise later on, "Tell me you love me. I'm not choking you that hard. C'mon, you can do it." She stumbles to form words as her orgasm hits. She forms lewd moans as she rides her orgasm out. "I love you. S-so much." Nick smirks down at her He rocks his hips against hers, "You can take all of my cum can't you baby? You wont let a drop slip out, right?" Abi nods at the boy, mouth agape. Teetering the line from being overstimulated. "Push down onto my cock baby," he felt himself getting closer to his own orgasm. He halts his hips as he cums. His hot seed spilling out in ropes into her soft body. "Mmm so so easy to please. But we dont have to argue to have that kinda sex baby. Just tell me next time, okay?" Abi's eyes were already closing to slip into a blissful sleep.

#the quarry imagines #abigail blyg #nick furcillo #abi the quarry #abigail the quarry #ariel winter #abi x nick #nick the quarry #the quarry #the quarry smut #imagines #nick x abi #nick furcillo x abi blyg #lemon #evan evagora #nick furcillo x abigail blyg #SoundCloud #abigail blyg smut #nick furcillo smut #abi blyg smut #ryan erzahler #jacob custos #dylan lenivy #kaitlyn ka #emma mountebank

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Jailbait pt.7

part seven in the Jailbait series Authors Note: I looked back at the jailbait character visuals/description and changed the ages because the 4 year age gap didn’t sit that well with me. So I made Lilianna 17 (going on 18) so that her and Oscar would have a 2 year age gap to make myself feel better.  Summary: I wasn’t really paying attention to the timeline so imma just say that Oscar and Lilianna have been together for like two months Warning: swearing, very angsty in my opinion

Pairing: Black OC x Oscar Taglist:  @iliketoreadwrites @thotyana-in-this-hoe @ietss @drewxaesthetic @khearts14 @amiloud-andclear @tian-monique @khearts14 @joyrivh @earthytime @secret-obsessions @virgosapphire79 @chassssss

pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6  pt.7 pt.8

OC visuals

previously “I am a fucking child oscar, and you’re a god damn pedophile for trying to get with me”

“trying to get with you? You’re my fucking girl Lilianna” he chuckled.

“Not anymore. It’s been like a week and you’ve already showed that you don’t care about me or this relationship, because you wanna run around and have a bitch rub her tailbone all up on you”

“Wherever this random ass attitude of yours came from, you can go ahead and send it back. I’m not finna stand here and let your little rude ass disrespect me and call me a pedophile on MY block” Oscar slightly raised his voice at me and his eyes were cold.

“I wouldn’t be making a scene on ‘your’ block if you didn’t blatantly disrespect me by fucking around with that skelton bitch” I crossed my arms

“I can do whatever the fuck I want. I’m a grown ass man I don’t need your permission to dance with someone at a party”

“You right Oscar. You a grown ass man and I’m just a random high school bitch you claimed” I glared at him

“You tripping for no reason”

“Did you fuck her” I stare into his eyes with the feeling of pure betrayal

“It’s not like im fucking you so what does it matter”

“Okay” that’s all i could say, how am i supposed to respond to that vague but alluding answer

“You ain’t even that cute to be stressin over” he laughed to himself, and the rest of the cholos in the yard began to laugh too

Did this nigga just hit me with that you ugly anyways line. This argument is pitiful and useless

“If i’m not cute enough to be stressin over then drop the claim Oscar” I scoffed

“Drop the fucking claim and dont say shit when you see me out and about in these streets. Don’t even look my direction” I sent him a death glare and walked away.

The thing that really hurt me was the fact that it was HER. Did he actively go out and choose her with the intention of hurting me, or did she actively seek him out to show me how I stand no chance against her. Whatever the fuck the reason was I want no part in his little petty ass games. I was way over my head thinking that Oscar actually took interest in me for my personality. He just wanted something new and I’m replaceable. Fuck him and fuck Freeridge. 

My phone kept violently vibrating in my back pocket as I walked towards the school. I looked down at my screen and saw that I had 10 missed calls 20 unanswered texts from Cesar. Just as I was about to read one his messages my phone began to vibrate again and an incoming call from Cesar covers my screen. I answer,

“Yo Lilianna what the fuck just happened. I was just munching on some fucking fruity pebbles and I see you and Oscar arguing”

“Dont worry about it”

“Nah too late. Where you at? We finna talk about the shit that just went down”

“I’m passing Ruby’s house on my way home”

“Stay there”

“Cesar i really don’t want to be standing on this sidewalk waiting for you to catch up”

“Keep your impatient ass right there you know I’m fast chula” 

Cesar hung up the phone and I began to take deep breaths. With each breath I slowly lifted my head towards the sky and close my eyes in an attempt to keep the tears in my eyes from flowing down my face like a river through a broken dam. I did this to myself. I heard the rumors and ignored them. I was given multiple warnings even by Cesar himself for god's sake the boy lives with this man he knows him the best, but i still ignored him. I ignored everything told to me about Oscar and look where it got me. Standing on a sidewalk pathetically trying not to cry. I put myself in a position to get hurt, and delusionally i thought that it wasn’t going to happen. It happened and now all I can do is breath to stop me from becoming an emotional mess. I feel a hand wrap rough hand wrap around my wrist, and I open my eyes to see who just touched me. The moment my eyes are met with the brown eyes that use to bring a smile to my face and fill me with butterflies but now in this moment it fills me with heartbreak. I try to break from Oscars hold but he grips tighter. 

“let go” i say trying to hide the hurt in my voice”

“bebi-”

“Shut up” i cut him off raising my voice and looking away from him. I can’t bring myself to continue looking at him.

Oscar flinches when he hears my voice crack.

“Lilianna please listen to me”

“I don’t want to hear anything else you have to say”

“I need to explain myself”

“why now”

Oscar looks at me confused.

“WHY NOW, why not earlier when I first confronted you” I finally broke away from Oscars grip

“I couldn’t say what I wanted in front of the Santos, you know they’re nosy as hell mami” Oscar reaches out to touch my cheek but I slap his hand away.

“If you can’t say it infront of them then I don’t wanna hear it”

“I have an image to keep up, so please let me explain”

“I dont care”

“Lilanna please”

“I DONT CARE OSCAR, you had your chance to explain and tell me the truth. But instead of that you played into your ‘big macho gangster’ image”

“Thats unfair because you fell for this ‘big macho gangster’ image” he says with a hint of disappointment in his voice.

“I didn’t, I fell for you Oscar. I have known you all my life. I’ve liked you for longer than i can remember. Do you know how much it hurt me to watch you mold yourself into what the santos want you to be. This cold, rude, cruel gang leader you love to portray yourself as. I knew that under that mask you were the opposite. You’re caring, sweet, and kind well that's what I thought. I don’t know anymore”

“I am Lilianna please just listen to me. Just let me explain so I can fix this”

Before I could say something to Oscar i hear Cesar say

“She already said that you had your chance to fix everything but you chose your image hermano” 

“Cesar stay out of this” Oscar says raising his voice and glaring at Cesar as he puts his arm around me.

I don’t know why but the moment I felt Cesar’s arm drape across my shoulders the tears in my eyes couldn’t be held back any longer. 

“Cant you see that causing more harm than help” Cesar says as he rubs my shoulder to comfort me as my tears silently fell.

“Lilianna I-” In that moment Oscar and I made eye contact.

As he watched the tears run down my face and the distraught in my eyes he felt a sharp pain in his heart. He looked defeated. All he could do was stare, the words had left his mouth. I don’t know what hurt worse Oscar protecting his image instead of my peace of mind or watching him walk away with the heavy weight of failure on his shoulders.

#beepbeepstop #jailbaitseries #Oscar Diaz #oscar diaz x oc #spooky x oc #spooky diaz #on my block #omb

[kyuusberry]

my ex is so weird. messing with my cousin and blocking both of us when i message her abt it ☠️☠️ wtf happened to u being a simp for me LMAOO. mad because i confronted you about playing those jokes on me that made me second guess myself and our relationship?? starting things ur ass can’t finish?? scared?? 😭 i rlly don’t wanna argue w you, but wtf?? i actually dont know how tf she even found my cousins new account?? because my cousin forgot the password for her other one and had to make a new one.. stalker much?? the hell?

#yuyu’s rants #shes so fucking weird #AND SHE DENIED WE DATED TOO??? HELLO?? #yuyu’s randoms #yuyu reacts #im actually so annoyed #why tf r u stalking my cousin ☠️ #kyuusberry

[shindidnothingwrong]

Just wanna say its 2023 and I still want it to be said that if Boruto and Sarada end up together we can literally never say shit about SNS again because they were right, unfortunately we gotta admit that it was true, that the only reason Naruto and Sasuke didnt end up together was because their both dudes, Im not a SNS shipper but the truth is the truth at that point.

And before anyone says ‘nuh uh, Boruto and Kawaki are supposed to represent Naruto and Sasuke so that doesnt count’

You are partially right in that, Boruto and Kawaki are definitely heavily marketed and referenced Naruto and Sasuke in many ways.

However lets not overlook that Boruto and Sarada shared that connection first and still does in many ways, I’ll give several examples.

Note: there are MANY official arts featuring them with their fathers that look more like family photos rather than shipping material [kinda weird to have their dads constantly watching them being lovey dovey if that was the case, looks more like two brothers hangin with their kids that reminds them of themselves than two fathers watching their children be inlove]

The context Im pointing out here is how Sasuke and Sarada point out Naruto and Boruto dont understand what its like to be in their shoes, just Sarada was less aggressive but her point still stood that unlike her Boruto KNEW who he was and where he was delivering to and if she was in his shoes she’d gladly make the effort to bring her father the food, but unlike him she doesnt know her dad nor have any clue where he is or has been all this time. So the situations are different but the context is the same, them calling the other out for their ignorance.

Worst part is all this is STILL not even half of what all exists but you get the point, Boruto and Sarada may have alot in common with NS more than SNS atp [for obvious reasons as Kawaki was introduced] but the fact remains they were HEAVILY SNS coded and still are to an extent, it was very clear from Kishimotos original writing he intended for Naruto and Sasuke to pass the torch to the new generation with Sarada filling Narutos role and Boruto Sasuke’s, ending 14 literally has Sasuke and Naruto watching them from the Hokage mountain, at the end of the Boruto movie which Kishi wrote had Sasuke looking on proudly at the kids professing their newfound dreams.

You’d think this would’ve been obvious when Sarada decided to follow Narutos path and Boruto decided to follow Sasuke’s it was very apparent that the two were meant to succeed their fathers and continue on the close Uzumaki/Uchiha friendship [Kushina/Mikoto, Hashirama/Madara, Obito/Kushina, Naruto/Sasuke] it was NOT implied to be romantic, they were entirely marketed as the new Naruto and Sasuke, a blush or two doesnt = romance when Naruto and Sasuke have blushed for eachother as well, which leads me to the point of this post.

If BoruSara is canon theres really nothing else to say about SNS because they’d be right, even if that isnt the intent or message they are tryin to send the fact remains thats exactly what they’ll convey, that Naruto and Sasuke 100% would’ve been endgame if not for both being males, because the fact that they have been so heavily foreshadowed as taking over their fathers role, sharing a similar bond and many similar moments, theres no way to deny that the only reason these two are pushed together romantically is because their boy and girl, you could probably argue at that point that Naruto and Sasuke actually were as well if thats the case with Boruto and Sarada.

At the moment their relationship has been completely platonic, they are close friends, teammates, and rivals just like their fathers were, and nothing about their relationship is explicitly romantic just like it wasnt for their fathers as well.

However, if they DO turn Boruto and Sarada’s relationship into a romantic one and confirm all those scenes, interactions etc were indeed part of their romantic development, you cannot argue the same couldnt have been true for Naruto and Sasuke anymore, not even the fact that they see eachother as brothers is a factor anymore since Sarada said the same and still ends up with him, theres no argument anymore.

Listen everything I’ve mentioned is exactly why I dont think BoruSara will be endgame, but Im realistic enough to not say it isnt a possibility at all, so if the worse case scenario happens and they are indeed canon we gotta concede that SNS fans were right, the only thing that held SNS back was bein men, sad but true.

It still baffles me how some SS fans even ship BoruSara considering it literally mirrors the two main ships they were against, NaruSaku and SNS, and yet now their shipping the split image of those ships...truly makes you wonder...but thats another topic for another day.

Point is I dread the day this is actually confirmed because if Kishi and co thought the outrage was bad before its gonna be 10x worse if they pull that cuz it’ll prove everyones suspicions right that there was homophobia behind the scenes, alot of ppl claim to tolerate BoruSara since its the closest they’ll get to SNS but deep down if it was actually confirmed they’ll be outraged because lets be real, although some of them may settle for it in theory doesnt mean their actually ok with the ‘homophobia’ being confirmed, they may even come to resent the ship for ‘stealing’ what SNS had and should’ve been.

The NS shippers who see this as compensation for Kishis ‘betrayal’ will be fine in this case since theres no negative cannotations for them if their canon, it’ll just prove to them that NS should’ve been canon but Kishi ‘sold out’ but is now atoning for his sins and ‘fixing’ his mistakes.

Not even makin that up thats literally what they think BoruSara is, Kishi ‘fixing’ his mistakes despite him never once saying he regretted his endgame ships, only the fandom views it as a ‘mistake’ while Kishimoto proudly speaks on every ship with no remorse, he didnt even realize he had caused such controversy, man lied to his own wife just to appease her, thats not something you’d do if you felt you made the wrong decision, instead he would’ve apologized but nah, he just flat out said NS was never a serious consideration for him, he already had his endgame decided and he stuck to it.

So to say Kishimoto is ‘fixing’ his mistakes by making BoruSara canon would mean he’d have to regret his endgame pairings which he doesnt, hes made that abundantly clear in numerous interviews that he was proud of his decision and deliberately ignored everyone who pushed for NS even his own wife, so why ppl think Kishimoto is trying to ‘fix’ a mistake he doesnt even view as a mistake is baffling to me.

Anyway I’ve said my piece, I’ll come back to this subject if the worst case scenario happens but hopefully that doesnt happen and they stick to what they’ve set up, a platonic close bond between friends, teammates, family, and rivals.

#boruto #boruto anime #boruto next generations #anti borusara #anti-borusara #anti bsa #reason im not tagging anti sns because this isnt meant to be anti towards them but bsa #Im actually defending sns in this post not condemning it #basically im saying you cant condemn one but be fine with the other #if your against sns you should be against bsa #and if bsa is canon then it does confirm that sns could've just as well been canon and only werent cuz their guys