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I love her

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So my long term girlfriend and I had a mutual breakup a little under a month ago. And at first I was okay, but as soon as I said it to someone that I had broke up with her it started to hit me. I still want to be with her, and I've been thinking about talking with her to discuss it, but every time I open up our messages I get really anxious. I have a major fear of rejection, but I also don't want to pressure her into dating me again. I know long distance can be difficult, but I still want to try

you’ve got the right thinking about wanting to discuss it with her. I say go for it, because if you don’t act then there’s no way of it ever happening, ya feel?

maybe try calling her instead of texting? it’s more personal and might be better than texting.

I get the fear of rejection, but you sound sure in that you want this. go for it my guy

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The fact that your URL is 10 years old is wild, I remember when you changed it and kept getting asks saying "I thought it was don't BEAN assbutt" 😩

I still get them sometimes! It’s not as common anymore but they do crop up on occasion

#dontbeanaskbutt #thanks for stopping by 🥹

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Staying hydrated today, bestie? 🔫

you'll never catch me alive

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let me boop you cowaaarrrdddddd!!!!

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

(or at least the calling u coward part is)

(let me boop you)

You’ll never catch me alive

(is booped)

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how old is your url

Uhhh probably 10 years now? Maybe older

#it is absolutely a spn reference in case anyone didn’t know #this is the supernatural webbed site you probably know #dontbeanaskbutt

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Can you explain ur argument for Sans? Maybe its because i was already drifting away from the fandom-y side of tumblr when Undertale came out but i didn't ever see anyone lusting after Sans lol so Cecil was the obvious choice for me

Sans had a grip on this website that only had been previously achieved by the onceler. Sans had his own fandom, AUs of the game had their own, smaller subset of fandoms (underfell was pretty popular)

He breached containment of his fandom in a way I never even played undertale and I was almost swept up into his power. I never saw Cecil being lusted after in the same way because I only saw his horny art ft him and Carlos

And if we want numbers: ao3 has answers

And let’s look at the top three fics under those filters by amount of hits

Cecil

vs Sans

(You may have to click to see the numbers, they’re at the bottom of the screenshot)

however, this doesn’t fully encompass why Sans should remain the Ultimate Sexyman. For this, we have to look to some qualities I have identified as the pillars that make a Sexyman

(Source: yours truly)

Cecil is undoubtedly a True Sexyman, however, there are a few elements that are missing from his checklist. The two that truly, to me, put him a step below Sans is Cecil’s canon ship. Carlos/Cecil was a huge pairing here, and that is a key element of a True Sexyman. There are exceptions, of course.

The biggest piece that is missing? Cecil, as far as I could tell, didn’t have the “wait, what?” moment from non-WTNV fans. After all, Cecil has a very…soothing voice. It’s understandable that people would be attracted to him based on that alone.

Sans, however? He’s bones. If you tell a non-tumblrina you want the ecto-dick from a pixel skeleton, they’d probably give you a very perplexed look

So all this to say: when you analyze what a tumblr sexyman truly is and the chokehold one of them has on this website, there is one clear answer

Vote sans <3

#sexyman rematch #sexyman polls #sanssweep #cecilsweep #if Cecil wins I will concede and welcome the new king to his throne #BUT GET HIS ASS SANS #long post #I’m trying to do a read more but I can’t find it on mobile :( #I apologize for the length of this #dontbeanaskbutt

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I figure this is probably just tumblr struggling to function as a website, but it is very funny to me to imagine you needing to bonk space-grass specifically 3 times.

no that was purposeful they get bonked three times by me

#everyone gets bonked!!! #dontbeanaskbutt

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I googled and the goat has not yet burnt

there is still time for the goat to burn. it shall come to be

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i reblogged your "say thank you to Greta!" post, with the words "thank you, Greta!!" and now the only notifications I get are whenever people interact with that post please help

#dontbeanaskbutt #mine #text #anon if you're on mobile just turn of notifs #i make a habit of checking my inbox regularly so i don't miss asks #so if that's a concern there ya go #if i had notifs on i would lose my mind i get too damn many a day #and why desktop reigns supreme

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Can you please put a tag for rape? I’m an SA survivor and didn’t need to see that unfiltered. Also, tags for gun violence would also be appreciated

Sure can, apologies for not catching it

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uhhhh not to be a Freak; but oftentimes I look through reblogs' tags (because, let's be honest, there's some real funny bits lost in the # dimension) and I just wanna say thanks for actually reminding me to drink water! i hadnt drinken anything today so that.. explains the headache.... so.. yeah; thank you !

that's what they're there for :) <3

#dontbeanaskbutt #i hope everyone is a little more hydrated

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Would you consider tagging hogwarts legacy content? It’s so triggering to see it everywhere as a trans person

Absolutely, I should’ve done that initially. I’ll use the tags hogwarts legacy and Harry Potter.

Reminder don’t play the antisemitic terf game Jesus Christ yall

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Proposing a new living situation. 2.5 bedroom apartment. Two bedrooms and I get a fort in the living room since I need to be on the floor.

can we decorate it

#dontbeanaskbutt #oh my god they were roommates

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Just saw you mention you want to be struck by lightning and want you to know that I too wish to be struck by lightning if I knew I’d live. The scars people get from that?? Insane

LITERALLY you get it thank you

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I had a little dog sitting on my lap last night and when she hopped down there was a perfect little paw print left behind 🥺

I hope your day improved! 💚

He said MINE

#dontbeanaskbutt #ty this cheered me up a bit :)