#dooliaz

[dooliaz]

if we're sharing dooliaz stuff again, i have a goofy one - fahc au, kinda like that whole sugar baby fredo thing except here alfredo makes his living through modelling and has an onlyfans that jeremy discovers and can't help but be curious about since he's been crushing on alfredo for ages...

ooohhh hohoho WAIT is this... alfredo using modeling as his cover while in the crew already?? i mean... that’s a logical leap. another form of revenue, getting in deeper into the cover. can’t be robbing banks every weekend just to supplement ur income. it’s what jeremy asks when he finds out that fredo’s making an onlyfans, “so you’re a model moonlighting as a criminal?” and alfredo smiles that blinding smile of his, “gotta get the bag, baby!” 

it takes him... a week? two? of resisting temptation. he finally caves when gavin asks alfredo how the OF is going and alfredo suggests everyone in the crew get one because it’s fun, he says. and then jeremy does get one. but he signs up as an alias one night while drunk, on impulse, just so he can see it. see him. and by god, it’s better than he ever dreamed. 

it’s a bad move because now he can’t keep his eyes off alfredo. he couldn’t before but he sure as hell can’t now, knowing everything he’s seen... and he wonders if he should tell him. if he should confess, if alfredo would think it was an invasion of privacy---

(of course, alfredo would love to know that he saw. that he loved it. but that’s later, when the secret comes out and jeremy learns that all his worries were for naught)

#dooliaz #shippy shit #ragehappy #fahc alfredo #SORRY i logged tf off the other day ily #someone!! pls write this im beggin ! u can take all this ive written already #just make it longer :pleading_face: #slightly? ns fw? #Anonymous

[ahwuum]

A3 Alfreremy? (or whatever their ship name is lmao) thanks

Alfreremy?? Dooliaz?? Idk their ship name either anon :(

#alfreremy #dooliaz #maybe they have some other ship name idk #ragehappy #also assume everything i post is fahc btw i don't do office stuff #my art #asks #ask game #doodles #i hate how i draw jeremy omg #:( #but thank u for the ask!

[turnaboutstevie]

one more: top 5 AH headcanons

well, yall know my top one already cause I talk abt it a lot, the one where gavin repairs clothes w gold thread. it's based on a post from @micooll a while back and I love it sm

@dooliaz has a post of alfredo hcs and one of them was him accidentally joining a cult and then yeeting when he realised it wasn't a joke. I fucking love that idea skfjsjf

@ackasiis post abt matt having a bunch of pets was so incredibly good and I will support it until my dying breath

gavin being generally clumsy and idiotic but suspiciously good w people. I just love that sm

geoff and jack having to look out for the rest of the crew bc they're all just overgrown children who seem determined to get themselves killed. geoff and jack aren't exactly the most mature or sensible people but they're at least semi functional and nobody ever had to stop them from skydiving directly into a ring of fire because they thought it would look "badass" so they're unfortunately responsible for their band of criminal dumbasses

#🔰 asks #📥 anon #fahc #fahc headcanon #hcs

[dooliaz]

OK, OK, this is silly but what if one time Geoff calls an immediate emergency meeting at the penthouse for a briefing on their next heist and Alfredo shows up in a crop top and booty shorts or some other sexy getup and he has to explain to them he came straight from a sugar parent’s house who wasn’t happy that he had to leave so suddenly. And bonus Dooliaz if Jeremy can’t pay attention during the briefing because he’s looking at Fredo and thinking about how hot he looks

fuckinnnnn,,, stop it i love this too much

it’s a whole thing. he gets there in like, cowboy boots and daisy dukes and a cut off muscle tee or something equally as ridiculous. and the meeting starts with a good-natured ribbing. geoff like, “looks like you’ve had a hard day’s work. emphasis on hard.” michael piles on with a pretty woman reference. alfredo laughs it off and the meeting starts but. it’s hard not to stare. it’s a ridiculous outfit by any stretch of the imagination but it... works alarmingly well on him and he looks too comfortable in it. like he’s used to wearing such things.....

#my fave part abt sugar baby fredo #is that it's a perfect blend of 50% meme 50% plausible fahc fuckery #it's a delicate and perfect balance #sugar baby alfredo #hcs #i . need to write this or ask someone to draw this bc. #this is gold #dooliaz #shippy shit #ragehappy #fahc alfredo #fahc #Anonymous

[dooliaz]

This is a random domestic Dooliaz headcanon – former sugar baby Alfredo is so used to his only household responsibilities being lying around looking hot that when he moves in with Jeremy, he tries to use his charm and looks to get out of doing his fair share of chores. It works during the honeymoon phase but eventually Jeremy sees what he’s doing and stops letting it work. He tells him he can still look pretty, he just needs to do the damn dishes/laundry himself every once in a while.

this is so fuckin funny to think about like. imagine him getting out of it for a good month or two by just laying around in the most subtle sexy clothes. like just a crop top and some booty shorts with the excuse of it being hot outside. the motherfucker lays down and decadently eats grapes. buys ice pops for the sole reason of eating them in front of jeremy so he can weasel his way out of doing the dishes.

once the charm wears off, alfredo whines about the chores but does them despite the whines. although like two days later he starts wearing his lounging outfit to do the chores and it’s crop top and short shorts season again. he looks ridiculous. it IS ridiculous. it only work to get him out of chores twice, though. and those both times it’s not just him getting no work done (wink wink)

#dooliaz #shippy shit #ragehappy #though also smth to consider: french maid outfit. a lot to think abt. #sugar baby alfredo #fahc jeremy #fahc alfredo #hcs #Anonymous

[dooliaz]

risque sugar baby alfredo (& by extension dooliaz) asks below cut!! proceed at your own risk!!

[ image ID: a tumblr ask by anonymous which reads “Forgive me for sinning but what if the pool boy ploy wasn’t the only trick that Alfredo used to find potential sugar daddies/mamas? If we really wanna go stereotypical…maybe Alfredo also had a part-time job as a delivery boy. If the house he’s delivering to is huge and fancy, he’ll change into some shorter shorts, undo a few shirt buttons and turns up the charm when they answer the door…”

gotta admit the first thing that popped to mind is him as a pizza delivery boy wearing short shorts which is arguably not what u are implying im sorry BUT then i thought, fuck yeah, delivery boy for the vinewood hills where he just wears short shorts all the time and it’s borderline inappropriate but hey. if the person he’s delivering to won’t take him maybe a neighbor’s shopping around for a boy toy. who knows! always be prepared!

[ image ID: a second tumblr ask by anonymous which reads “ Sorry to get real risque with the whole fahc + dooliaz au but…what if Alfredo had a secret part of his wardrobe full of naughty outfits he got from clients? Lingerie, speedos, sexy cop uniform, sexy fireman, a sexy waiter apron he wears with nothing else, singlets, whatever you can think of, he’s had it bought for him by benefactors who wanted to ogle him in it. So when Jeremy starts dating him, he gets to pick anything he wants from there and Alfredo will happily wear it all for him...” end of ID ]

oh god u just wanna ruin me dont u??

the outfits aren’t even like halloween costumes, though. they were bought by people with money so they’re all very high quality. everything’s all quality and richly branded or custom made and it’s. very beautiful. i feel like alfredo would take good care of the few he’s allowed to keep and when he moves a few things into the penthouse, he takes the more useful of them too, in case the crew... needs to somehow wear a sexy cop uniform someday. look, fredo thinks, better safe than sorry!

the lingerie though, that’s... the good stuff. all soft lace in all sorts of colors. from the classiest looking things to louder patterns with bright colors..... he’s got a few laying around, for sure. and i can’t stop picturing jeremy’s hands gingerly running along the soft seams of the panties and garters, fingers moving along the edges where the lace stops and skin starts.... i gtg. youve ruined me

#anonymous #shippy shit #ragehappy #dooliaz #sugar baby alfredo

[dooliaz]

s/o to michael at 1:41:53 on off topic 211

are you.. fucking kiddiNG ME !!!!!

directly after jeremy says "if kat and i get divorced, im fucking everyone."

michael says. michael SAYS. "watch out 'fredo."

absolute king shit. dooliaz warrior. i salute him in his infinite wisdom.

#i can't link w timestamp bc mobile but if someone wants to reblog w it #or post a video of it and tag me #god. ur mind anon #dooliaz

[dooliaz]

Not to intrude on your Knight Alfredo AU but I've always figured that a King au Fredo would be the finest and fatest archer in the land, as a nod to IRL Fredo's insane FPS skills. Like, he can launch arrows from his bow at lightning speed and still hit his mark every time and it just makes him an even better guard. And whoever Jeremy is surely he'd be very impressed by his skills. In a shippy way, of course.

okay i think i owe you both my life savings and my firstborn bc this is infinitely better than anything i was thinking of and it's got my brain running away with possibilities.

sure, guard fredo is cute and all but imagine,

archer alfredo with knight jeremy where... fredo's a newcomer in town.

he comes into town for an archery competition and is all suave and mysterious and his shots never seem to miss their target. he's accused of enchanting his arrows and cheating but no evidence is ever found. he's just that good. jeremy is undoubtedly intrigued.

and the other option ive been consumed by? hear me out: robin hood alfredo. that's the end of the idea. that's it. just make him the best damn shot who also believes on wealth rebalancing. god bless

#youre honestly not intruding on anything youre IMPROVING #pls come back w ur galaxy brain #dooliaz #if u squint ig #hcs #anonymous #kings au

[dooliaz]

On the subject of Alfredo and thot pics (because !!!!!), imagine him sending thot pics to Jeremy when he knows he's busy with the crew and stuff...

oh i love this because i also love the idea of the thot pics sometimes being straight up ridiculously silly, like the ones we’ve seen where yeah, it’s hot, but it’s also funny and over the top. it’s just a matter of what fredo’s feeling like that day, either a little hot and silly or a little hot and steamy. jeremy enjoys both but not when he’s doing stuff that requires his entire mental capacity. and sometimes…. that’s exactly why he does it, the little shit.

#hcs #i bring this up again bc it's relevant: french maid outfit. #i am JUST SAYING #dooliaz #shippy shit #ragehappy #fahc alfredo #fahc jeremy #Anonymous

[dooliaz]

OK, sorry to come out of nowhere and weirdly combine AUs but hear me out – King AU Dooliaz + Sugar Baby Alfredo. Fredo’s a commoner/peasant who gets by seducing nobles and getting them to provide for him. One day he hears rumors that Jeremy, the Crown Prince, is being pressured to find someone to marry, and he sees it as his ultimate opportunity. But of course, they fall in love lfor reals and have to deal with the Drama of a prince wanting to marry a commoner and trying to hide Alfredo's past

okay i need u to understand how up my alley this concept is and how in love with it i am. let’s bask in this for a second. okay, good, NOW ---

alfredo doesn't consider himself a swindler. he's just... charming. so what if people wanna give him money/accommodations for it? he's charming and he's good at it and dont you ever forget it.

the rumors reach him sooner than most because he's got connections in the castle. he knows Of jeremy so he's ready to charm his way into the castle to get with him.

as alfredo soon learns, jeremy is a crown prince who has no interest in the crown and he longs the freedom to do what he loves. surprisingly enough, what he loves is... freedom. life without the walls. to be treated as an equal who can make his own way in the world by his own merit.

also, and most surprising of all, jeremy is part of an underground fight club where... this is all he finds. he's treated like everyone else, not some delicate princeling. he's the farthest thing from delicate. alfredo helps him keep the secret of this and tends to his wounds. jeremy lets him in, genuinely. alfredo opens up....

so the story goes, they fall in love. they learn each other's secrets. and then it's a matter of keeping them -- and each other.

#i might do a fic of this but i have barely any time #if anyone else wants to do it feel FREE #please do it. i wanna read it #dooliaz #hcs #shippy shit #kinda mine #Anonymous

[dooliaz]

received some good dooliaz & french maid alfredo asks.... answered them under the cut bc they’re... risque. proceed at own risk!

[ ID: a tumblr ask by anonymous that reads: “Alfredo. French Maid Outfit. HELL. YES. I’m thinking it’s gotta be a surprise for a special occasion, like Jeremy’s birthday. Fredo tells him he’s going to pamper him at home, cook dinner, do all the chores so Jeremy can relax. He doesn’t mention the outfit so Jer doesn’t find out until he comes home, finds Alfredo dressed and posed ready. His first reaction is to burst a gut laughing because it’s so silly! But…he can’t deny how good Fredo looks so he’ll happy let him spoil him for the night…” ]

it’s pretty funny because it’s the full nine. a feather duster. a little hat. thigh-highs. everything but the heels, and the way alfredo is draped on the couch is, objectively, hilarious. all posed and faux innocent, ready to be picked. so he’s ready for laughter. he expects it! that’s half the whole idea. right up until he gets jeremy to sit down and presents him with food (which he’s definitely ordered in) and halfway through it makes some remark about how he must be warm in his blazer, to let alfredo take it from him.

it all goes downhill into borderline campy sex from then on. they try to play roles but it only works for as long as alfredo pretends that there’s a mess on the floor so he bends down and gives jeremy… a good Peek under his skirt. and then he crawls up to jeremy’s zipper and makes a joke about needing to clean there, too

but hey. it all works out when they finally do get to bed and jeremy insists on leaving the costume on, just pushing up the skirt in order to get alfredo’s underwear down....

[ ID: a second tumblr ask by anonymous which reads: “Oh, and if we wanna also talk about Jeremy seducing Alfredo, listen...if Jeremy gets to enjoy French Maid Alfredo and his whole wardrobe of other sexy outfits and lingerie, do you think it might make Jeremy consider getting his own lingerie and sexy uniforms to show off for Alfredo?” ]

okay. okay. something in me stirs at the idea of jeremy wearing a bralette. like, all lace and see through and not properly fitted so the strap keeps falling down. and his tiddies are just barely filling in the cups,,,, 

i feel like he’d ask jack where she gets all her cute underwear bc fitting for larger people is scarce and jack hooks him Up with a nice garterbelt that comes up around his waist and reaches down to secure sheer stockings he barely ever wears bc theyre so delicate his first instinct is to rip them (or have alfredo rip them for him)...

so please imagine alfredo’s face when one day, they’re making out on the couch, in the car, after a heist, on an anniversary. it’s a special day and jeremy’s been kind of embarrassed all day because, when alfredo lifts his shirt, he can see the garterbelt on his waist, all soft lace…. and when he lifts the shirt up further it’s the bralette with the strap falling off his shoulder……… it’s a lot.

#shippy shit #ragehappy #dooliaz #kinda mine #hcs #sugar baby alfredo #i am not tagging as not s afe for w ork jic tumblr decides to come 4 me #but they are indeed. En Ess Eff Double-U #rly do proceed at own risk #i think this is the most N/ot S/afe thing ive written in months

[dooliaz]

I'm all aboard the train of Alfredo being really good at seducing/frustrating Jeremy, but what are your thoughts on the reversal? 👀👀 how would Jeremy go about seducing Fredo?

HMMMM i feel like jeremys more direct about his seduction techniques. he might send fredo some shirtless pics once in a while but he shines in person. he makes his move when they're cuddling on the couch. in the mornings when they're both still shaking off the sleep. sliding up behind alfredo when he's in the kitchen and laying a kiss on his back, trailing them up. in the car, full of adrenaline after a police chase. just barely out of sight in a dark alley where they have to kiss to muffle their sounds. in the penthouse pool (skinny dipping). in a crew member's car (which they are borrowing and probably won't ever be allowed close to ever again). sharing a shower before starting their day. sharing a bath at the end of their day.

yknow. just stuff he's gotta be there for in order to tell alfredo everything he's going to do to him. and close enough to hear alfredo's breath stutter in response.

#dooliaz #this is very much in the gray area of risqué #it's just suggestive u kno #shippy shit #ragehappy

[dooliaz]

I know it's been a while before I've bothered you with some Dooliaz, but if you're in the mood, consider - Alfredo's home playing video games on the couch when Jeremy comes home late from something, exhausted, stressed out. He comes over and lies down on the couch and without a word, Alfredo knows to raise his arms and let J rest his head on his lap. He gives him a kiss on the top of his head and a quick ''love you, baby'' and then he's back to gaming silently while Jeremy rests and relaxes.

hmmm please never Stop bothering me with dooliaz because i am so soft, so weak for them.

it's perfect domesticity and comfort with each other, jeremy melting into the kiss and burrowing into the couch. he falls asleep there to the soft controller clicks and game sounds, alfredo's murmured comments on the game. all of the stress melts away and he's out like a light surrounded by... love. familiarity. comfort.

#dooliaz #no one talk to me for two seconds i need to recuperate strength bc the softness in this took me clean out #hcs #ragehappy #shippy shit

[dooliaz]

OK, random dooliaz headcanon, Alfredo LOVES sitting in Jeremy's lap so much and Jeremy loves it too, even though Fredo's so tall that it will block his view of the TV or whatever, he'll still let Alfredo climb into his lap because it's/he's just so damn cute. Also sometimes it will lead to Alfredo grinding The Ass down on him again which is always A++ in Jeremy's book and he can get handsy if he wants...

mmm i Love this because it prolly started off as a joke, alfredo being too big to sit on jeremy’s lap, impeding his vision and messing him up while he’s watching tv or playing games but then... jeremy loves it and continues the trend. pulls alfredo into his lap a lot and alfredo goes without much fuss. 

they settle in like that while alfredo plays some game and all jeremy really needs in that moment is to wrap his arms around alfredo’s waist and lay his forehead on alfredo’s back, holding him there. 

it happens a lot, sometimes with alfredo sideways on his lap, arm around jeremy’s neck so they can both look at the screen or where alfredo faces jeremy as they kiss, knees bracketing his hips. the possibilities r endless and all infinitely charming.

#i am v into this ship rn and all its possibilities #dooliaz #ragehappy #shippy shit #hcs #kinda mine #Anonymous

[dooliaz]

Oh man, I know you probably have way better ideas for a dooliaz fic, but after that last anon, I can't stop thinking that their whole relationship would really start when Fredo notices that Jeremy keeps checking out his ass every chance he gets and he's not as subtle about it as he thinks he is and so Alfredo starts teasing him with it to call him out and somehow it leads to them becoming a thing.

ohhhhh... delicious. 

jeremy notices The Ass and after that he just can’t.. stop noticing! he checks it out from time to time but it becomes very unsubtle as time goes on because... it’s a nice ass! you try having it in your face during off topic one day! and then, alredo catches him in the act. jokingly calls him out on it, “you lookin’ for something back there?” and jeremy startles but quickly tries to laugh it off and it’s all in good fun until..

he keeps doing it. and now alfredo’s not so sure it’s a joke so if he shows off a little, it’s not his fault okay? jeremy keeps looking!

and, well. when it all finally comes to a head and the flirting is not just looks and feelings, and when alfredo finally feels jeremys lips on his. it’s accompanied by wandering hands and jeremy finally gets to feel what a great ass it is. 

#whoops lol it got a little risque at the end #dont mind me just!! #dooliaz #ragehappy #shippy shit #this anon won the ship name voting by giving me fuel to the fire for it #ilu anon. pls come back #hcs #kinda mine #Anonymous

[dooliaz]

I heard Robin Hood Alfredo and I just thought, what if Jeremy was a rich knight/lord who’s heard about the legend of a cloaked archer stealing from the rich. So when he catches a guy in a red hood trying to steal from him, he chases him down, battleaxe in hand, but when he catches him, pulls down his hood and sees him, it’s an 'oh no he’s hot' moment. Alfredo uses his hesitation as a chance to escape but he makes sure to come back and steal from Jeremy again…

okay, chasing person down with a battleaxe is now my new favorite meetcute scenario

on the REAL tho, i like the idea of knight jeremy working for a king or count or smth he doesn’t believe in… maybe he just came into power and he’s just been getting worse and worse with the taxes n everything. and then fredo comes into the castle one day and jeremy catches him so alfredo can’t really make off with too much and especially not after jeremy pulls the hood back. the moment it takes for jeremy to register alfredo’s face is a moment alfredo takes to his advantage and, after a brief and blinding smile, he makes off into the night. jeremy is left stunned and frustrated by himself but alfredo takes the fact that he didn’t raise any alarms a good sign.

he comes back after two days to stalk his way around the place jeremy is guarding and again takes it as a good sign that jeremy says nothing when he approaches.

#hcs #and then they tackle wealth rebalancing #and then they kiss. the kissing is crucial #dooliaz #ragehappy #shippy shit #Anonymous