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celeste-clearwater-06 · 17 days

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okay, there's a trend that came and went on tiktok a while ago of people reading their lists of modern day things they think characters would have loved if it were in their time. i will never EVER get tired of watching them and those vids heavily inspired this post 😭 (ALSO FIRST WRITING SINCE IVE BEEN BACK LETS GOOOO)

so without further ado...

rip thorin's company, you would have loved... (pt. 1)

thorin

r.i.p. thorin, you would have loved lord huron

rick grimes from the walking dead

wet brushes

google maps

making a secret thirst trap account on tiktok

bilbo

r.i.p. bilbo, you would have loved trader joes

ring doorbells

facebook neighborhood watch

swiffer wet jet

keeping up with the kardashians

gandalf

r.i.p. gandalf you would have loved life360

caines chicken

st. louis city museum

grammarly

child harnesses

fìli

r.i.p. fìli, you would have loved Instagram reels

sad older sibling tiktoks

caseoh

0.5x pictures

hello kitty/sanrio girls

kìli

r.i.p. kìli you would have loved mewing

native hair wash

tiktok

snapchat streaks

photodumping on instagram

dwalin

r.i.p. dwalin you would have loved planet fitness

to catch a predator with jim hansen

the will smith slap drama

dude wipes

teenage mutant ninja turtles

balin

r.i.p.balin you would have loved ibuprofen

turbotax

eBay

low quality inspirational quotes on facebook

air fryers

bofur

r.i.p. bofur you would have loved impractical jokers

the superbowl

cringey minion memes

andy bernard from the office

snoop dog

ori

r.i.p. ori you would have loved minecraft

selling stuff on etsy

aesthetic pinterest boards

the perks of being a wallflower

spotify premium

dori

r.i.p. dori you would have loved five minute crafts

the pioneer woman cookbook

abba

hgtv

temu

(i forgot there's a 10 image limit😞)

lemme know if you guys want a part 2 !! it feels great getting to write whatever i want again!! love you guys so much!! also please send me requests cause i need to get these creative juices back into the flow of things 😭🙏 thank you! 🩷💘💞🌷🌸🌺

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ardanirnthedas · 8 months

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All the options are based from my prior 2 polls asking who people wanted Faramir’s Dad and Mom to be.

I came upon some confusion with myself at first do to my removal of all the one’s that didnt get any votes at all from the list- and so ended up with 7 mom candidates and 10 dads.

It was late enough that when i made the decision that i should take the three lowest voted dad’s and put them with the highest voted dads to even out the equation i forgot to put into consideration that that meant i’d taken six Dads out of the way. And thus decided i should line up the bottom four of each list to fix it. I realized ‘math dosent work for tired brains’ and smushed the remaining 3 together and called it a night. As a Bonus: Merry, Pippin, Fili and Kili get spots on the list. To understand what each of these pairs mean- here are some of the pros of co-parenting.

Elrond and Dain: many children (mayhem and otherwise)

Gandalf and Bolg: totally terribly absurd and polar opposite methods of raising children.

Aragorn and Smaug: compromise is not easy

Bard and Shelob: she has kids, he has kids, they’re equally horrified

Bilbo and Arwen: casual aunt and uncle vibes all the way

Beorn and Dori: mothering is a term not used lightly between them

Sméagol and the Bardlings: they’re all children your honor

Dis and Thranduil and Lobelia: Strong willed, sassy, intense group of differing backgrounds and cultures all set on raising a baby human.

Bonus:

Kili and Fili & Merry and Pippin: they handle things like an Ent on fire.

As a note this is for General co-parenting without romance between a bunch of ill adjusted peoples over a very human child with an overprotective brother.

The winning group will be written and posted of here, anything from snippets, dialogue, world traits to poetic prose. If it comes to be it will be viewable here- so choose wisely for Faramir’s new family depends on it.

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modernincorrectlotrhobbit · 2 years

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Ori: What about us? Do we have a panic room or something?

Dori: Ori, every room you’re in is a panic room.

#source: ?#incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #the hobbit #lord of the rings #ori #ori the dwarf #dori #dori the dwarf #the company #the company of thorin oakenshield

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izzytown · 1 year

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okay so i had a request to redo my “the fellowship reacts to starbucks” post but with the company (and since this is my niche now, i’m here to provide!)

the premise is mostly the same as the other post, just my silly little headcanons on what the characters would drink at starbucks. i now present to you “the company reacts to starbucks coffee” (part 1/2)

i adore the hobbit, but even though I’ve read the book (and watched the films) a fair number of times, i’m much more well-versed with LOTR characters than i am with those from the hobbit, so bear with me.

note: will not be including gandalf as i’ve already included him in the fellowship’s post - pop over there if you’re curious!

thorin: the grumpy-ass prince himself need not trifle with complicated orders when going to the bux. in fact, i propose he only goes if he’s DRAGGED by his arms and legs by fili and kili during babysitting duty—he gets a dark roast pourover, regardless of what roast is brewed, just because he “respects coffee craft.” you will find him rolling his eyes whenever a frap is ordered, silently mumbling about how his local coffee shop under the lonely mountain is WAY better.

fili: the quieter, more thoughtful sibling, fili is hit or miss on caffeine. if he’s looking for something pretty caffeinated with flavor, i think he goes for an iced brown sugar, toffee nut latte. not too sweet, but very flavorful (just like his personality). if he ain’t feeling a lot of caffeine, he probably gets an iced black tea to have something to sip on while supervising kili's shenanigans. also, he gets a cheese danish as a little snack, it’s canon-

kili: this man is on crack. he’s a kid in a candy store when he walks into starbucks- first off, he gets a birthday cake pop EVERY time without fail (much to thorin’s bank account’s dismay). he’s okay with caffeine, but the taste of coffee is a little much for him, so he cycles through a strawberry açaí lemonade, a vanilla bean frap, a chocolate cookie crumble frap, or an iced chai with cold foam and caramel drizzle. just gallons of pure sugar in a 16oz “coffee” for this guy!

oin: now i know very little about oin, but what I do know is that he seems like he doesn’t give two shits about anyone (respectfully). to me, that sounds like someone who drinks an insane amount of espresso and could care less how long it takes to pull 8 shots. therefore, I propose he drinks a 6-8 shot espresso over ice in a venti cup, with a light splash of cream. the pedro pascal special!

gloin: dark roast is the only acceptable roast of coffee in gloin’s household, how else would gimli acquire his profound appreciation for coffee? gloin tends to go for heavier, powerful drinks, contrasting gimli’s love of a good 'ol cappuccino. gloin’s go-to if there’s no dark roast available is probably a hot black americano with a couple packets of raw sugar, keeping it classic while wanting a drink that packs a punch.

ori: this is the sweetest dwarf you ever did see, and i think his drinks reflect that. not only does he give the vibe of someone who doesn’t drink anything too caffeinated, but he also seems like he has drinks for every season. he’s happy to have a nice chai latte in the autumn, a decaf peppermint white mocha for winter, a peach tranquility tea with two honey packets during the spring, and probably a passion tea lemonade (sweetened with liquid cane) during the summer.

dori: he so slays. dori seems like a mom friend to me, rolling his eyes and being a responsible part of the company, so i’m gonna make the executive decision and say he probably gets a typical “mom” drink, which to me is an iced mocha (or black and white mocha) w/ no whip. or maybe a honey citrus mint tea if he’s feeling sick, trying to cut back on sugar (as if it’s any better for you Lmao)

part 2 is available here

#shitpost #lotr fandom #the hobbit #the hobbit movies #uncle thorin #thorin oakenshield #fili and kili #ori the dwarf #dori the dwarf #gloin #oin the dwarf #coffee #starbucks #the hobbit headcanons #the hobbit shitpost

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theaskywalker · 1 year

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Imagine the Company's reaction when they see you insult Thranduil in Khuzdul

Masterlist

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pols-doodles · 1 year

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When Durin woke and walked alone. He named the nameless hills and dells; He drank from yet untasted wells; He stooped and looked in Mirrormere, And saw a crown of stars appear, As gems upon a silver thread, Above the shadow of his head. /L

close-ups under the cut!

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thranduilofsmirkwood · 10 months

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#elrond #legolas #lindir #aragorn #nori the dwarf #dori the dwarf #gimli #my edits #hugo weaving #bret mckenzie #orlando bloom #viggo mortensen #jed brophy #mark hadlow #the lord of the rings #the hobbit memes #lord of the rings memes #the hobbit

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am0o5 · 11 months

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Nori: I won a new phone in a race.

Dori: What kind of race let’s you win a phone?

Nori: A race between me, the shop owner and the cop.

#nori the dwarf #dori the dwarf #the hobbit incorrect quotes #the hobbit #incorrect quotes #the company of thorin oakenshield

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osgoodcomix · 2 years

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Inktober2022 Day 11: Eagle

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frequentlychangingfandoms · 9 months

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Dori *Wakes up in the middle of the night to see Ori an inch from his face*

Ori: So we had this id- stop screaming- so we had this idea

Dori: Sweet Mahal, who’s we?

Amahle *directly beside his face*: We had this idea

Dori: Mahal there’s two of them

#incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #the company #the hobbit #dori the dwarf #ori the dwarf #amahletook #amahle and ori

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art-by-moosie · 1 year

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See, i really am picking the series back up!

It's...a bit bittersweet for me to pick it up this month, to be honest. The last time I drew and posted a Tolkien dwarf was the Saints Bifur and Bombur pictures i did last year. And...they were posted the day my mom died.

So, yeah. I teared up a few times while sketching this and not just because i was frustrated by drawing Dori's hands.

But also, i think starting off with Dori is a good idea, since he reminds me of my mom a bit. Only, she wouldn't be holding a teapot. She'd have a large, double-shot hazelnut latte ☺️

Art tag: @grunid

#my art #fanart #art #drawing #doodle #sketch #drawing practice #artists on tumblr #fanartists on tumblr #the hobbit #the hobbit fanart #dori the dwarf #wip #work in progress #tolkien #tolkien fanart #moosie's art #saintly dwarves series

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bundlestall · 1 year

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Some more wonderful lads

#digital art #digital aritst #illustration #hobbit fanart #the hobbit #dwarves #nori the dwarf #dori the dwarf #ori the dwarf #lord of the rings #fantasy

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i-want-to-see-mountains-again · 2 years

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Day eleven of my Birthday Month Art Prompt Challenge! Today’s prompt was Rain.

The moment I read that today’s prompt was Rain I instantly heard Dori’s voice in my head,

“Mister Gandalf, can’t you do something about this deluge?”

🤣☔️🧙‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️

BTW, I decided that Dori’s pony was the one named Minty, I don’t know why, but the one I drew just strikes me as a Minty. 🤷🏻‍♀️🐴🍃 Anyway, I’m very happy with how grumpy the both came out looking lol.😁👍

#the hobbit #Dori the dwarf #art prompt #day 11 #fanart #birthday #countdown to hobbit day!#halfway to Hobbit Day!#mark hadlow

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ardanirnthedas · 8 months

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I did one for Dads, now its Moms! After this there may be one more poll to Faramir’s parentage based off the collective results.

#galadriel #shelob #lotr #the hobbit #belladonna took #dis durin #arwen #lobelia sackville baggins #dori the dwarf #Lithariel #thranduil #yavanna #tilda #bardlings

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theaskywalker · 1 year

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