#double edition

[larrylimericks]

6Sep22

Anal Botox to dating his mate, Harry’s not one to set records straight. He’ll often just swallow The rumors, though hollow, But his reps promptly wiped up SpitGate.

#larry #harry #harry styles #dwd #don’t worry darling #venice #venice film festival #chris pine #harry TM brought out the big guns #with a denial of SpitGate in the guardian #amazing how when they want something conclusive and credible it’s the guardian #but when they want to play coy and bait fans into gossip and then play dumb #it’s the sun or the mail or people #both harry’s camp and chris’ camp put out resolute statements about it #i am soooo tired of normies reacting to the venetian shit show #limerick-hs #september 6 #2022 #double edition

[whump-it-like-its-hot]

So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?

“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”

And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.

#not whump #more real life ramblings let’s gooooo #EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off #I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling #and you fuckers ran with it #good for you but also why

[gumy-shark]

free my girl she did all that shit but if she was a man you'd be all over him AND his crimes

#sighs. the torment nexus #not in reference to any specific character #just a pattern ive seen #edit: i lied it's about so many women #lady bone demon and shallan davar and mabel pines and double life pearl #and so many more

[lunesofjupiter]

after all this time… he has the sand monopoly..

#hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #grian #trafficblr #life series #desertduo #double life #limited life #hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft season 10 spoilers #edit: so many likes… please consider looking at my art!!

[poirott]

David Suchet watching Poirot clips on Instagram

- Poirot and More clip, December 8 2023 (also on David's Twitter)

#poirot #hercule poirot #david suchet #agatha christie #perioddramaedit #tvedit #tvandfilm #userbbelcher #poirotedit #*edit #poirot 1x07: problem at sea #poirot 2x06: double sin #like a cinnamon roll basking in sunshine <3 #always has warm things to say about filming <3 #he has great memory too #i giffed the specific moments he was referencing #he's never seen the IG clips before #i think the interviewer pointed out the IG account #and david scrolled through the clips <3 #the clips then prompted the anecdotes

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[isjasz]

[Day 148 - Day 4: Poppies and Lilacs]

🪻🥀

@desert-duo-week

Timestamp for reference these flowers plague me till this day (I swear someday I gotta rewatch to follow the journey of these flowers in DL and figure out exactly what the fuck happened to them)

#dddaily4sherin #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #my art #3rd life #3rd life smp #double life #double life smp #trafficblr #traffic smp #desert duo week 2023 #THE LAYOUT GOT MESSED UP SO BADLY WTF HOPE ITS FIXED HELP FNSKWJKWKW #sorry for editing this a million times the images keep messing up on my phone ill lose it #WHY DOES IT REMOVE THE READMOREEEEEEE #comic

[trashcora]

#the mandalorian #themandalorianedit #swedit #din djarin #grogu #pedro pascal #*edits #not to double post but.... i thought of something... #does this set make yall dizzy LOL

[mecachrome]

OSCAR: This is new, isn't it? Like quite new? LANDO: That's not new. It's quite old. 

#oscar piastri #lando norris #* #INSANE CONTENT FOR INSANE PEOPLE #the amount of Yearning Looks from oscar alone. every time the cameraman gets set up he chooses the most violent angle possible #also oscar having the worst pop/country music education known to man because he only listens to his same 3 edm songs over and over again #lando getting genuinely offended on hannah montana's behalf #the entire.......... whatever they were doing with the old town road double entendre #risa: why on earth did they edit this video like this #me: maybe they already edited out the footage of them making out on the couch and this is all they had left. did you consider that #anyway #landoscar

[ardberts]

ʜɪs ʟɪᴀʀ's sᴍɪʟᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟs ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3gif #astarion #astarion x tav #tav #oc: quinn #ship: death's in a double bed #my edits #you already are what she wants to see in you :') #she just wants you to see it too.

[nixnyr]

words from my blood by twenty one pilots

#trigun #livio the double fang #trigun livio #trimax livio #trimax #razlo the tri punisher of death #razlo the trip of death #razlo trigun #razlo #i cant make edits but i can make little comics to my fav songs #wanted to make it about wolfwood and livio but changed my mind halfway #perhaps later #nixnyr

[larrylimericks]

23Apr22

LT Edition Despite fame, Louis’s never outgrown All the people and places of home. A dry eye, there were nowt When ‘Delilah’ rang out Once he’d smashed his gig at Donny Dome.

HS Edition Hizzo paired up for ‘I Will Survive’! In big feather coats two divas thrived! Pink/silver leather and flesh! Bedazzled arse, fruity vest! Harrychella round 2: Petra-fied!

#larry #louis #louis tomlinson #LT tour #ltwt doncaster #donny dome #what a homecoming for donny's pride and joy! #hope he enjoys some well-deserved rest before LATAM #harry #harry styles #coachella #coachella weekend 2 #oof #he's gay petra #i love that harry is in a game of gay chicken with himself #limerick-lt #limerick-hs #april 23 #2022 #double edition #just clarifying 'hey there delilah' was the outro song #louis didn't sing it #we'd be dead

[larkspurglove]

It’s always struck me as weird that NPMD ends with homecoming and not prom, because as a non-American, isn’t prom the quintessential American high school end trope thing??

Because of this I looked up what the actual difference is and holy shit homecoming takes place at the end of the first semester of the school year????? (Correction: turns out it’s actually around September/October which is roughly the end of the FIRST TERM)

So you’re telling me that not only do Steph, Grace and Pete have to process their trauma but also deal with SCHOOL????? FOR ANOTHER HALF A YEAR??????? AS HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS?????

#at that point I’d be grateful grace ended the world #Pete has to survive school without his two best (and possibly only) friends #steph goes from mayor’s daughter to orphan #grace probably doubles down on her purity culture craziness but like to the point where she neglects school somewhat #I can’t imagine living through the events of a slasher film then having to do an odd 6 months of school #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lark rambles #rip I noticed all the paragraphs in this post started with ‘so’ #edited it slightly so I wouldn’t have to deal with that

[royalarchivist]

Pac: [Aimsey] is a friend of Fit's, right? I was with Fit at the event, at TwitchCon, and Fit introduced me to her. I'm excited to see her again, this person was participating in Purgatory 2, too!

Pac: ALSO— she's learning Portuguese! She's learning several words in Portuguese. She trains almost every day in Duolingo, she does some really cool learning live with Portuguese Duolingo, I highly recommend it. If you don't know her Twitch channel, follow her, she makes a lot of great content. So much that there was even a clip I saw recently– and I thought it was really funny. It was her translating the word "a salada" (salad) and in this case – you know that in Portuguese, it is "a salada" but the salad is feminine, right? It's "a salada" but she only put "salada" and then there was a moment that I saw in the clip where she said "NO! The salad's pronoun is she!"

Pac: Very good, man, very good, very good man. Did you see it? This clip was– it was very funny. She even said it like this: "His pronouns are she/her!" It's kinda of funny that she started it with "his", right?

(NOTE: Although Aismey uses all pronouns, Portuguese doesn't have an official or unanimously chosen word for neutral pronouns, so Pac uses "ela" for them, which is reflected in the translations!)

#Pactw #Pac #AimesyTV #Aimsey #HUGE thank you to @rosettafinsternis for double-checking my translations! Thank you! #March 21 2024 #Liar Liar #Edited #Translated #Subtitles #Hope this gives you guys a laugh :D

[foolsocracy]

into the noir verse

#the silly x2 #peter benjamin parker #spiderman noir #spider noir #marvel noir #spiderverse #my art #felicia hardy #dont worry pete of earth-90214-2009 i think youre cool #double banned as well #edit: #noirverse #look at that its own tag

[briseise]

i'm doing my part for morning gorgious monday

#double life edition bc i MISS THEMMMM sniffles sobs #impulse didn't sleep bc of those dang neighbors and their horns. its ok coffee is otw #briseiseart #double life #impdubs #morning gorgious monday #hermitshipping