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taetr4ck · 10 months
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NCT 127 WHEN YOU RIZZ THEM OUT !
bf!nct 127 x reader (separated) — crack. warnings: cursing
a/n: i kinda need a doyie and yongie in my life ngl (real)
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jenosbliss · 4 months
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🍃 ⌇ nct 127 ! and doing a staring contest with them
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pairing. gn!reader x nct127 | genre. fluff, crack | wc. 1.3k | warning. none expect Jaehyun’s part which a bit suggestive
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TAEIL.
You think he’ll let you win? No no no you’re so wrong cause he’ll do anything to win.
As soon as you open your eyes he already has a foolish grin adorning his lips. And with gritted teeth he mutters “Let’s get it”
You lasted for a minute before bursting out laughing because of his expressions. He still had that grin from the beginning and tears in his eyes which made him look hilarious and you could not control your laughter anymore.
Is so proud of his victory that from now on every time you have a disagreement he challenges you to a staring competition which ends up in him winning each time.
JOHNNY.
Was really competitive when you mentioned it. He was like “you know I could stare at you all day. Not a big deal~”
But it proved to be a big deal for him as he didn’t expect you to be so determined to win and his eyes started to water . He tried making weird and funny faces even doing seductive gestures but nothing worked on you.
While he was trying out seductive gestures like smirking, passing flirtatious remarks staring at your lips instead of your eyes —which was a foul— he winked not realising it’ll get him eliminated.
Pretended to sulk until you got back from the ice cream parlour and showered him with kisses and hugs. He would’ve gotten your favourite flavour even if he had won the contest.
TAEYONG.
Lost in 5 seconds *smh*
You would be so confused as to what happened because even before you could focus on him he was already facing the other side. His neck burning red.
You convinced him to do it once more but again he’s a blushing mess as he giggles and hides his face in the crook of your neck placing soft kisses there. “I can’t do this.”
He gets very flustered and clingy to you after this contest but never told you that whenever he looked in your eyes he couldn’t stop himself from blushing and that you looked too pretty and kissable at the moment that he couldn’t help being flustered.
Anyways you won and he never agreed to a staring contest again.
YUTA.
He’ll make you regret asking him to do a staring contest with you.
As soon as you both start he’ll smirk evilly as you grow suspicious of his intentions. But before you could ask or say anything he had already blown in your eyes making you lose.
He would laugh like an evil queen in a Disney movie while you called him out for cheating and whined. “There was no rule I could not blow in your eyes? I didn’t blink.”
“If it’s like that then let’s play again!” “You lost y/n accept it.” Nope, he didn’t have a rematch so got all sulky and walked away from him. And let's say it wasn't easy for him to get you talk to him again but a day worth of his kisses and cuddles wasn’t that bad.
DOYOUNG.
Won’t take you or this game seriously at first and would call this childish but he liked it when you suggested such games.
Would be nonchalant in the beginning but soon be immersed in it as if his life depends on the game. “Hey you blinked!” He said, making you flinch “No I didn’t!” You retorted, rubbing your eyes back annoyed as it’s the nth time he did it “You won’t say anything from now on!”
Would lose every time as his eyes aren’t that strong for a staring game and hence asked for a rematch again and again until you give up.
At last you blinked purposely as he jumped up happily and did a little victory dance to tease you while you scoffed annoyed “someone said it was childish.” Would hold your face and kiss you softly. “Don’t be sad, it’s okay to lose.”
JAEHYUN.
He might be known as the unbothered king but he is also known for his competitiveness. Don’t assume he’ll go easy on you.
He was smiling brightly throughout the game as he knew your weakness : his dimples. He would use unfair means to distract you.
As he was playing dirty you decided to do that same as you inched closer to him and now staring at his lips while licking your own. You were sure you saw a glint of surprise in his eyes as his smile faltered.
“You wanna play dirty? You’re such a bad girl y/n.” He whispered as his voice dropped low and he pushed himself in front of you, his lips just a mere inches away.
Flustered, you blinked continuously trying to understand what just happened and realised everything when that smirk made his lips curl up. “Now you have to do what I say since I won.” You gulped as a shiver ran down your spine at the sudden change of atmosphere. “Bedroom now baby.”
JUNGWOO.
It was him who recommended this game as both could not decide on the menu. He wanted Thai food while you wanted to go for Chinese food.
Even though he was determined to eat Thai food he couldn’t help but get flustered by you. Only he knows how he is holding up to this game.
Would let out a nervous chuckle and as he couldn’t handle looking at you without being shy he looked away clearing his throat and wiping a few tears.
“Woah what happened?” You tried looking at him but he avoided eye contact until a few minutes later when he looked at you “No-nothing, let’s go-go for Chinese food then.”
You knew it was much more nothing cause his red ears and flushed cheeks spoke more than his words. He just loves you so much that he can’t handle his heart sometimes like today.
MARK.
He tried his best okay? He did! It’s not his fault that he cannot control his laughter.
Would be laughing from the beginning till the end. The moment you mentioned ‘staring contest’ he started giggling and was in a state of disbelief to be honest.
Would look in your eyes trying to control himself from bursting out laughing but would still say things like “Dude oh my your eyes look like watermelons.” “Mark!”
Had a fit of laughter before apologising and staring at you again, pursing his lips together and even bit his tongue to stop laughing. Would literally stop laughing for a moment but blinked unknowingly.
“You lost.” You announced standing up from the couch. “Wait what? How- like you know- like- I was looking at you, I didn’t blink!” He’s not ready to accept this until you recorded the next match and showed it to him.
HAECHAN.
Had a smug smile throughout the game and did everything to make you lose.
He made those funny frat boy faces, poked his tongue at you, would even try shouting out of nowhere to make you flinch, resulting in you getting irritated.
“C’mon y/n why are you so determined?” He whined trying to make you blink.
It’s already been more than 5 minutes and both of you have tried every trick you knew to make the blink but none of you did and low-key knew you could go for another 10 minutes bcs his eyes haven’t even watered as much as you.
Noticing your teary, red eyes and your eyelids twitching he blinked his eyes purposely. The smile he had seeing your proud face was the one which only appeared with you.
And ofc to not let his act lose he even pretended to be sad and pouted as you jumped in his arms suddenly overflowing with love for him. Who was he to miss on your love for a stupid staring contest?
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masterlist. nct 127 | nct dream | wayv navigation.
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meowmk · 4 days
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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)
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lebrookestore · 26 days
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nct 127 as demigods!
authors note: i have no time to even be doing this i don't know where it came from but the pjo brainrot and phase is so real and back with a vengence so please enjoy while i hope i won't be failing my mathematics final. and yes, i absolutely want to write a full fledged fic based on this.
Mark: as a son of Poseiden!
listen...this man is everywhere and is so important that its no surprise he's the child of one of the big three.
has a natural affinity for swordplay.
used to depend on his swordsmanship a lot more than his inherited powers from his father but learned to strike a balance between both as he grew older.
has a very obvious, clearly powerful aura, but he's also Just A Guy.
when he first arrived to camp, everyone thought he was a child of Hypnos actually because he quite literally slept through the first two days he was there due to how exhausted he was.
got claimed on the third day and everyone was shocked (yes he's my Percy stand in and what about it)
doesn't really like how much everyone looks up to him, it makes him scared for the moment that he inevitably disappoints them all - or so he thinks.
bro is clueless for the most part but always manages to pull through and get himself out of any situations (*cough* monsters *cough) he finds himself in.
when he's especially emotionally disturbed or angry, he causes earthquakes.
Johnny: as a son of Hecate!
when he was little he didn't really understand how he could make things simply appear or scenes in front of him change by simply imagining it.
it kept him out of a lot of trouble during his younger years.
manipulation of the mist has always come easy to him, he barely even breaks a sweat.
his weapon is an enchanted spear.
it helps channel his power and helps in physical battle as well, though he tends to rely on his powers more.
the spear was a gift from his mother, the only time he's ever met her or spoken to her.
he tends to make people nervous with so much as a glance.
its not just the fact that he has that demigod aura of power- he's just an intimidating figure.
the air of mystery around him is furthered by how private he is, but he's all smiles and jokes if you're a close friend of his.
knowing how easily he can make someone nervous, Johnny uses it to his advantage often, whether it be to get out of trouble or to get his way.
Taeyong: as a son of Iris!
take a moment to see the vision here folks
he totally has the vibe of a hippie rainbow goddess' son.
was brought to chb when he was fourteen, which is relatively old for a demigod.
the colour of his eyes varies and changes according to his moods and emotions.
when the sun hits his hair it seems like that too changes colour and shifts from one shade to another.
once tried to tie-die his camp half-blood shirt with Jaehyun to make it a little more stylish since the both of them were tired of the bright, unflattering orange. lets just say it did not turn out well.
his weapon of choice is a scimtar - a wicked curved blade.
for someone so peaceful and smiley, he's scary when fighting with his scimtar, quick on his feet and downright deadly. unlike his siblings, who tend to despise conflict, he's one of the best fighters.
like all children of Iris, he can create a rainbow barrier for protection
he possesses photokinesis, a rare power among children of iris, in which he can focus an intense beam of prismatic light which will burn anything it touches.
Doyoung: as a son of Athena!
was taken to camp when he was nine and quickly adapted although he was so young.
the definition of a know-it-all, but its kind of in a lovable way.
he has the habit of rambling so his attempts at sounding all knowledgable tend to come off as dorky a lot of time.
make no mistake though, Doyoung is as cunning and resourceful as they get.
although every child of Athena is talented at battle strategy, Doyoung is the one most of the other campers turn to in times of crisis for guidance through any battle.
spends countless hours reading and studying the old stories of great greek heroes and demigods and his favourite is Odysseus.
is proficient with almost all weapon but usually uses a sword.
his fighting style is more calculated than most, his mind is always racing and thinking about weak spots and dissecting his opponents fighting style and flaws.
although a good fighter, he first and foremost relies on his wit and strategic skills and can make use of whatever is at his disposal to hold his own.
Yuta: as a son of Ares!
competitive little bitch (and we love that for him).
got kicked out of three schools because he would pick fights (and win them).
usually leads during capture the flag.
during battle, there tends to be a somewhat manic glow of delight in his eyes because no matter how dangerous the situation is or how bad the odds are, fighting his what he's the best at.
to him, its an art form.
his weapon of choice is a pair of daggers.
usually children of ares don't opt for small weapons as such, and although he has control over any weapon like Doyoung does - though Yuta's control is more innate and in built- he prefers the versatility his daggers give him.
he's quite deadly with them.
the only person that can take him in a fight is Taeyong, and that is also quite rare.
his fighting skills are enhanced when angry or particularly vengeful.
impulsive when it comes to any sort of fighting - prefers to deal with it head on and directly.
Jaehyun: as a son of Aphrodite!
his birthday is literally on valentines day i will not take criticism about this.
bro is literally stunning.
his weapon of choice is a sword.
a surprisingly competent fighter considering his siblings don't particularly enjoy any form of sparring for the most part, and helps out with teaching the younger campers sword fighting.
has the ability to melt anyone with that pretty boy smile of his.
knows exactly how to win someone over and use his natural charm, but doesn't know how to stop it from going too far, which leads to people falling for him left, right and center.
this doesn't mean he's oblivious to those who like him - make no mistake, he is well aware when someone is crushing on him.
unfortunately, he hasn't quite mastered the art of gently letting someone down, which leads to very awkward moments after some poor soul confesses to him.
thus he unwittingly follows the whole 'heartbreaker' agenda the Aphrodite cabin has, though he doesn't approve of it.
doesn't have charmspeak but can tell when its being used on him.
Jungwoo: as a son of Hephastus!
a literal genius.
could solve college level mathematics in the third grade, but his mother never made that fact known - simply because she knew about his demigod nature, being one of the few mortals who could see through the mist.
she didn't want to attract any more attention than necessary.
first came to camp half blood when he was twelve.
can sense how any sort of mechanism works.
possesses pyrokinesis unlike most children of Hephastus, but it takes a lot out of him.
usually relies on his fire manipulation while fighting, but otherwise makes use of an axe as a weapon.
while he is pretty damn good fighter, he prefers to take a backseat and work behind the scenes on weaponry and creating traps to capture or unarm the enemy.
can easily disarm any traps and can sense them if close by, but can also make traps deadlier.
spends a lot of time in forges.
also loves working with the Hermes' campers to construct devices for pranks for fun.
Haechan: as a son of Apollo!
literal sunshine boy.
must protect at all costs but is honestly quite capable of protecting himself and then some.
his mother is a nurse and with her busy schedule he was left alone at home for the most part when he was younger, so being taken to camp half blood by his satyr when he was 10 seemed like the perfect solution.
chose to be an year-round camper since it was safer that way.
an excellent archer.
isn't much of a healer, but if his siblings need help in the infirmary, he'll assist them.
leans into his musical gifts more - his voice can quite literally make anyone stop in their tracks.
if an especially young demigod shows up at camp, he goes out of his way to make sure they're okay, knowing how daunting it all was when he was their age.
gets along well with the Hermes campers due to his mischievous nature.
his favourite trick is putting a rhyming curse on whoever the victim of his prank is.
Taeil: as a son of Demeter!
he's been at camp since he was ten years old.
very level-headed and calm, due to this he often is able to break up any fights started by the Are's cabin.
has an addiction to froot loops.
my boy is badass as hell his weapon is a scythe.
for most people, its too big and bulky to fight with, but he knows just how to make it work.
it takes the form of a hand weeder when not in battle for easy transportation.
can summon, manipulate and and control all sorts of vegetation.
he can make them grow faster but on the flipside can also make them decay quicker.
spends a lot of his time in the strawberry fields since working with working with agriculture is hardwired into him.
has a motherly presence, a lot of campers turn to him for advice.
especially fond of Haechan and is also one of the only reasons the Are's campers haven't gone all psycho on the boy- Taeil is the only one who can calm them down through their bouts of rhyming phrases (which happens suspiciously often).
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yongislong · 1 year
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tiktok prank 2 + 127.
genre: nonidol!127 reacting to you not saying i love you back hehe, fluff, angst maybe? domestic, established relationships. nonidol!127
note: hiii tysm for requesting anon! i hope this lives up to your expectations haha, i had a hard time writing this and tbh im not really happy with it :(, lmk what you all think though! reqs are open! not proofread haha
taeil... says it before he leaves for his night shift. you just reply with a simple "okay darling, be safe!" and he freezes. not down For The Games. stomps back to you crossing his arms, tapping his foot, while unknowingly pouting. you play with him even more by asking him if he forgot anything. he loses it. he catches on that you're messing with him as you try to bite your cheeks to hold in your smile but still plays along bc he thinks this prank is lame regardless!! "YA! I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION!"
johnny... makes his signature confused face after you hang up the phone with a simple "bye babe!" ponders. is sitting in bed replaying every single sentence he contributed during that conversation lol. takes it upon himself to face time you and ask you if maybe, possibly, by chance... you are mad about something. you can't help but laugh and he hangs up. you send him a tiktok of someone doing the same thing and he sends you back a screenshot with your contact name being changed to "pathological liar" with a picture of the joker... thinks its peak comedy
taeyong... pouts. if you don't say you love him back as soon as he pats your head to grab something from the vending machine next to the library, he's so lost. im sorry he's so babygirl i feel like he would actually get so confused. he's the only one who has a public tiktok account and tbh, i feel like he would be addicted to it as a uni student so you really don't think it's gonna work but his overthinking lead to not being able to form valid thoughts lol. immediately sits back down and pulls your chair up to his knees and traps you until you say it back or tell him why you never said it, intense eye contact lol.
yuta... i feel like people would peg him as being annoyed or even borderline mean but i feel like he would be so worried. just expected you to say it after he shouted it before closing the front door behind him and it takes him half a second before he's back inside trying to look for you and asking you whats wrong. you feel so bad LMAO. "you know you can tell me anything right, like literally anything, and it doesn't have to be right know you know, just-!" yeah you kiss him to shut him up. you lie and pretend you didn't hear him because you cannot bare to tell him it was a prank lol :(
doyoung... IM ON MY POUTY DOIE AGENDA idc yes he's grown but i feel like he would absolutely be like "hmmhph???" whiny. "say it baaaackkkkuuhhhghh!!!" you love to mess with him though so you pretend you have no idea what he's talking about. literally shakes it out of you. like grabs your shoulders and squeezes and hugs and twists and lifts and shakes you LMAOOO. if you're both laying down he would start being so annoying and trying to push you off him. he's back to normal once you say it back. he sees the prank a week later online and he sends you the link followed by many frowny emojis
jaehyun... not playing these games fr LMAO. like i've said before i think he's more like... frat boy ish however i think he would really care about whoever he's with, so like yuta, i think he'd be more worried about why you didn't say i love you back after he did before bed, than anything else. he sits up and asks if he did something today that upset you, but you tell him it was a prank. says its an evil prank and demands you delete tiktok immediately lol. i think he would be out of touch with the internet PFT so he's more lost than annoyed or pouty yknow? doesn't get the prank PFTT he's like "that's so mean :("
jungwoo... SOO ANNOYED. 127 said he's actually really manly when he's not on camera but i feel like he'd have a soft spot for you regardless. would be sooo confused before it turns into annoyance. keeps following you around like a puppy and whenever you look at him he gives you the most sassy facial expressions ever. like full nine yards with the eye roll, scoff, crossing his arms, etc. "helloo???" won't stop following you. lives for the silent treatment tbh. it eventually gets too much when you call for toilet paper from your shared bathroom and he ignores you LMAO. says it was a stupid prank and to not do it again but he's smiling and boops your nose while he says it
mark... oh my god please. he's such a gen z, yet he's always a month behind every trend so this completely went over his head. like yuta and jae, is just wondering if he did something wrong. can't live with himself until he gets to the bottom of it. he says it to you over the phone and when you hang up after saying "me too!" he wonders why you didn't actually say i love you. needless to say he walks across campus all the way to your dorms and shows up at your door, scratching the back of his neck asking shyly why you didn't say it back. you play dumb and pretend to not know what it is lol. you admit its a prank after you see him getting flustered and stuttering PFT. you both stay up watching a ton of tiktoks of people doing the trend, he has a lot of opinions on other peoples relationships LMAOO
haechan... please don't ever try and do this to him. he's going to go to the ends of the earth to annoy you. after you don't say it, he gives you that cocky smirk and head tilt while laughing like a mobster LOL. will say it until you say it back, doesn't matter how long it takes. knows its a prank but doesn't care because, to be honest has been waiting for you to try this on him just so he has the excuse to be clingy and follow you around the apartment. and oh boy, he does not let you go until you say it back. tickles it out of you. says the only way to be able to forgive you is to watch disney's hercules together while cuddling
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liliansun · 1 year
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OMG YAYYY SO CAN I REQUEST SOME DOYOUNG TEXTS??
random texts w—boyfriend doyoung!
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(idk if you can tell but I really tried 😭 so I hope you like it love!)
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NCT127 reaction to: You snoring
Taeil: 
*Harmonises*
Taeyong: 
Finds it strangely cute 
must be due to raising 22 children of his own
Places napkin lovingly under your chin to catch the drool
Johnny: 
Makes his eye twitch
Tried sound blocking ear plugs once...Didnt work
They don’t call you the Pavarotti of snoring for nothing
Decides to take a pillow and put it over under your head to alleviate the sound
Doyoung
Tries to pretend your singing him a lullaby...with your nose
Does that awkward smile of his
Actually its more of a terrified smile than anything
You wake up to the sound of duct tape
Yuta
Pulls you on to his chest, so you cling to him like a sloth
Pushes your face into his man tiddies
He tells you its for comfort, but you’re pretty sure he’s trying to suffocate you
Jungwoo
Tried to sleep through it
But you’re a little snoring dragon
Wonders how such a beastly sound can come out of something so cute
Now lives on a diet of red bull and snorting ground coffee beans
Jaehyun
Dry heaves a little every time you snore
Looks through pictures of you together to remind himself that he loves you
and that murder is illegal
Mark
Prays
Genuinely worries you’re possessed
Doesn’t have holy water, so just uses Evian with a sprinkle of glitter
Loves you and wants to be with you/too scared to ever leave you
Haechan
Manages to sleep through it
All he has to do is close his eyes and pretend he’s in the countryside
Your snoring plays the role of a large tractor that goes by every few seconds
Never slept better
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lunarsun12 · 3 months
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The Winwin Lovers
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Jaemin and Doyoung are now sitting in the hospital with their distress husbands, due to a certain incident in the 127 household which lead to Kun to be put into hospital.
Jaemin and Doyoung are debating whether to tell Ten, what happened to Kun. They have two options:
1) They lie and let Kun have an earful from Ten (which is tempting but Taeyong strongly disagree as he feel bad for Kun)
2) They tell the truth to Ten and prays he doesn’t destroy their lives.
With Taeyong disagreement, they have to tell Ten the truth what happened to Kun. Jaemin without hesitation immediately nominated Doyoung since he doesn’t want Ten to shave his hair again.
How will Ten react upon finding the news? Also how an earth did Kun end up in the hospital?
Back at NCT Mom Chat
Today 19:00
Jaemin🌸: Doyoungieeeee, tell Ten what you have to say
Doyoung🐰: I really don’t want too cause it’s your fault, that your husband did something
Jaemin🌸: He did no such thing, definitely your husband doing
Ten🐱: What is going one?
Ten🐱: Also you guys, have you seen Kun? He is late and Hendery is getting restless. I don’t want to cook for them so much work!
Jaemin🌸: Doyoung husband put Kun in hospital!!
Doyoung🐰: NOT TRUE! JENO KNOCKED KUN DOWN WITH HIS FIST
Ten🐱: What? Why is the old man in hospital, did he break his back tackling some five year old?
Jaemin🌸: No, let me explain!
Doyoung🐰: You are not explaining, you will make it worse! I will do it since I am the most responsible
Jaemin🌸: I’m gonna-
Doyoung started to tell the story before Jaemin gets to utter another word
Flashback to this morning
WayV family chat
Kun🐻: Where is winwin?
Hendery🦄: Winnie hyung, is getting ready and plus protection
Kun🐻: This child…it not scary going to his uncle doyoung house
Xiaojun🦖: We are all at the front door…did I hear winwin grabbing some pans?
Kun🐻: I get the child, you guys wait in the car. Also this time it is Hendery, takes front seat
Kun and his kids arrive at the 127 house. Kin knocks on the door and is greeted with a smiling Taeyong.
Taeyong: Welcome, I’m so glad you bought the kids. Jungwoo finally have some friends to play with!
Taeyong: Come, you just in time for lunch
Taeyong bring Kun and his kids, to eat with his family plus uncles. What Winwin didn’t realise that Yumark was home and it lead to Winwin to have funny feeling about the situation.
Mark: Yo, Winwin! I’m your biggest fan
Yuta: Winnie! It nice to see you again!
Winwin hides behind Hendery
Winwin: *whispers* is he gonna punch me?
Hendery: *whispers* Nah he doesn’t stand a chance against you
Taeyong: I see some of us are well acquainted, shall we start?
What Taeyong has forgotten, that he had invited Jeno and Jisung (as the rest of the kids refused to come due to last year feast) and to lead not so happy Jeno, that they have been forgotten. During the lunch, Jungwoo won’t stop asking Xiaojun questions.
Jungwoo: Why are you so tall? Why we have feets?
Xiaojun: I-I don’t know man..
Jungwoo: I have another question to ask you
Before jungwoo say another word, xiaojun put a piece meat in his mouth. To get him to stop asking as he have been doing that for the past 30mins.
After the lunch, the dads have gathered around the living room along with their kids. It has been a while winwin decided to go to the bathroom. When he exits out of the bathroom, he saw Yuta standing there waiting for him.
Winwin: Gosh! Yuta hyung? You need to go to the bathroom?
Yuta: No, I am waiting for you winnie
Winwin: Why? Haven’t you stalked me enough!! You and that crazy cousin of yours are crazy!
Yuta: *sighs* Winnie, I said I was framed
Winwin: Yeah right! You never tell the truth all bag of lies!!
Yuta: Hear me out, okay?
Winwin: No! What happens mark saw us together? I don’t want another Yumark drama part 2!!
Yuta: Mark is preoccupied with Uncle Johnny filming for his show
Winwin: Fine I hear you out. After that leave me alone!
Yuta: You right, I did stalked you little bit…JUST only a little bit!! But it was out of love, I wanted to make sure you aren’t getting harassed by fans
Winwin: That hard to believe
Yuta: Winnie, you have no idea how much my family loves you
Winwin: Don’t try to justify your action
Yuta: Winnie, I just felt wronged that we broke up like that! You didn’t let me explain!!
Yuta: I really liked you and made me heartbroken! I still do! If you take me back, I will break up with Mark!!
Winwin: Ermm, I gotta go…
Whilst Yuta and Winwin were having their convo. Jisung stumbled into their convo, as he needs to use bathroom and he overheard the convo that those two hard. Which leads to a heavy heart after founding out that sudden confession.
Later on the in the afternoon, whilist the dad busy chatting and kids enjoying the company of jungwoo under the supervision of Taeil. In case someone set the house on fire. Until Haechan skipped into the communal area, with smile on his face for his weekly visits.
Haechan: HYUCKIE IN THE HOUSE
Taeyong: Hey hyuckie, the kids are in the garden with your uncle Taeil
Jeno: Hyuckie? Have you done your homework?
Haechan: Yes I did! Plus why did you put me in class on how to behave well. There are full of dogs! I am not a dog
Jeno: No reason run along now
After Haechan left to find his friends
Kun: Bro, are you still hang up on about the dog?
Jeno: Yes! Nana tricked me!! I never wanted these kids…well jisung is not bad apart from that I hate it!
Taeyong: I feel more sorry for kun! Living with Ten
Kun: I could have bought a massage chair but Ten said no saying he needs money for the cat toys
When haechan enters the garden, he saw Winwin and immediately shouted
Haechan: WINNIE YOU ARE HERE!!!
Before winwin gets a time to react, haechan immediately cling onto him like koala. With a very distress winwin
Winwin: H-Help me!!
Yuta: Yo hyuckie get off winwin, he is uncomfortable
Haechan: I am never letting go!!
Yuta: I told you not to touch Winnie again, after you blamed me! I am asking you nicely
Haechan clings onto winwin harder. Somehow seeing Haechan in close proximity to Winwin made his blood boil. Which lead to angry Yuta to be unleashed, with winwin in the middle of the crossfire.
Winwin: SOMEONE HELP ME!! I AM GETTING KILLED
Mark and Xiaojun happens to be nearby and rushed to see what the noises. When they saw Yuta and Haechan fighting over winwin.
Mark: DUDE! THEY ARE KILLING YOUR BROTHER
Xiaojun: I tell Appa right away!
Xiaojun told the dads everything, once the dads has arrived it has gotten worse. Now Taeil has joined in, saying they are hurting his baby chick. Without hesitation Kun, try to break up the fight to save his child. With a very distressed Taeyong and Jeno along with him.
Taeyong: I don’t know what are we supposed to do? Ahh ahh
Jeno: Grab them! On the count 1…2…3
Taeyong and Jeno tried to grab their family members. It was a struggle, they manage to grab their family members, during the process they haven’t realised they have knocked Kun down with their elbows plus Jeno fist. Until they saw Kun on the ground with his head bleeding and unconscious.
End of flashback
Doyoung🐰: So this happened
Ten🐱: Idiot Kun, why does he have to bring winwin to that devil house
Doyoung🐰: EXCUSE ME! My house is perfectly safe
Jaemin🌸: That not what happened today…
Doyoung🐰: It was your child, who started this!
Jaemin🌸: I don’t know what you talking about. DON’T DISRESPECT MY CHILDREN LIKE THAT
Ten🐱: Quick question? Is he dead?
Jaemin🌸: No, why would he dead…
Ten🐱: Just checking, he can’t leave me with the kids SO MUCH WORK
Doyoung🐰: He is resting now! You should visit him
Ten🐱: Good, I need him to give me money!
Ten🐱: Actually, since it was both of your husbands fault. How about you pay me for my husband medical bills
Doyoung🐰: Don’t worry, it has already been taken care off!!
Ten🐱: It’s better you pay me, the distress I have been
Jaemin🌸: I’m not paying you, it has already been taken care off
Ten🐱: Let me rephrase, give me the medical bill money or else I will burn your most prized possession
Doyoung🐰: The money has been sent
Jaemin🌸: Yes, please don’t burn my only designer top!
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Unhinged Doyoung Moodboard
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thesafecafe · 2 years
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NCT 127 as your Twitter Moots
Just random stuff I think they’d say on twitter, cursing (also a distraction from the things I’m behind on, hope y’all enjoy)
Disclaimer: this is a fictional depiction for entertainment purposes and is not meant to reflect the members in any way, shape or form, nor should it be taken as a guide on the members personalities.
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taetr4ck · 5 days
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PLEASE MAKE MORE NCT 127 TEXTS AS RANDOM ASS JOBS 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
NCT 127 AS YOUR UBER DRIVER TEXTS !
uber driver!nct 127 x reader, no warnings — crack. taglist form.
a/n : YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND ANON 🫡 i actually love making these so much these are just so.. unhinged 😭🙏🏻 also ty, mark, and haechan’s aren’t mine! (at some parts lol)
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taglist : @soul-is-a-strange-kid @haechansbbg @bath1lda @k-labels
⋆ taetr4ck, est may 2023. / requests open
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aemoonie · 1 year
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the ay-yo teasers look so cheap mimimi shut up we got jaehyun doing the smolder what more do you want
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Flashback?
[Living room, everyone is somehow trying to fit in the small space]
Sungchan, watching Doyoung smash the entire birthday cake on Taeyong's face: How were these two during university?
Johnny and Yuta, at the same time: Oh well...FLASHBACK TIME!
Taeil, covering his ears: Someone saves my damn ears.
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[Taeyong, the stupidly in love Doyoung dance major & Doyoung, the annoyed but flustered music major]
Taeyong, running toward Doyoung: LOVE OF MY LIFE WAIT FOR ME!
Doyoung, walking even faster: Oh no...
Taeyong, amazed: Oh my god you slow down for me-
Doyoung: -The opposite actually
Taeyong, to himself: Is this a sign for me to get the wedding ring???
Doyoung: Taeyong, it's 8 in the morning and I'm not ready to deal with you-
Taeyong: It's never too early to say I love you!
Doyoung: And I don't? As a reminder for your fried brain, we've only gone on one- ONE date. How the hell do you already want to marry me?
Taeyong: EXACTLY ONE BEAUTIFUL DATE-
Doyoung: -WHERE I WAS LITERALLY THREATENED BY TAEIL.
Taeyong, continuing dramatically: One date, and I already want to wake up next to you every morning-
Doyoung, visibly flustered: Say this one more time and you'll be waking up in a hospital room instead.
Taeyong, dramatically clutching his heart: Oh god, I am so in love with you!!
Doyoung, even more flustered: You have exactly ten seconds before I call Johnny to chase you.
Taeyong: Can I get a goodbye kiss instead?
Doyoung, even even more flustered: I'LL GO ON A DATE WITH JAEHYUN IF YOU DON'T LEAVE-
Taeyong, running away: SEE YOU AT LUNCH BUTTERCUP.
Doyoung, slowly smiling: Maybe, I like him.
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Johnny and Yuta, at the same time again: END OF THE FLASHBACK
The entire house: [Loud cheerings with Chenle's screech as a bonus]
Mark: Wow man that was a long ass ride.
Taeil: How am I not deaf at this point?
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sanstropfremir · 1 year
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hello again !! idk if u paid any attention to their debut or if u have any interest at all but id love to hear ur thoughts on 8TURN's debut Tic Tac !! theyre FRESH (like less than a week fresh) and i rly loved their debut stage styling with the black white and pink hehe
hi!! i did see their debut! not really a fan of the song but the styling is really good so far! the orange outfits from the mv were my fave, but their stage styling and all the backwards jeans have been very 00s and very fun. not really any comprehensive thoughts so far because they're not really doing anything new or that interesting performance wise, but i'll keep an eye on them.
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