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Charlie: Like what Keating always says; when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!
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zylev-blog · 2 months
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Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.
Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.
Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.
Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?
Jazz: I am so glad you asked.
Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.
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the-b1ah · 1 month
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Part 1 of you can’t bench me!
Context:
Phantom and Red Hood have now been seen patrolling together pretty frequently. Ever since Phantom was introduced to the batfam he also pops over to say hi to the others.
They haven’t seen him in a couple days but Red Hood doesn’t seem worried though he won’t answer anyones questions.
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Phantom: I just wanted some ✨✨me time
Spoiler: BULLSHIT!
Red Robin: red hood def benched his ass to do school. Watch out he’s turning into B
Spoiler: ha! Soon we’ll catch hoodie running around in bat ears saying shit like “I am the night ”
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RR to phantom: quit your school join my emo vigilante gang (young justice)
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The origin | part 2
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satoshy12 · 11 days
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Cass looked at her baby:" So why is our Baby flying Danny." Danny:" I am something like a Meta." Cass nodded her head." Okay, now bring the baby down." The Batfamily just looked, well that is Cass for you just accept it.
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bhaalspawnn · 3 months
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i love the implication that a lot of danny's enemies actually like him and just fight him as like enrichment or something. like obviously there's exceptions and it's more complicated than that but the majority of them literally attack him out of 3 reasons
1. they're mad for another reason and want to blow off steam
2. they've been convinced by someone else he's the enemy (or hired by someone)
3. they're the box ghost
this is also shown by the fact they include him in the holiday truce (i know all ghosts share the truce but i feel like if they all genuinely hated danny and considered him an enemy they'd use the fact that he's only half ghost as an excuse to attack him)
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hugsandchaos · 10 months
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Dc x Dp
There’s a short video of a scare prank and there’s two guys being scared. One bolts off running, notices his buddy is frozen in place, goes back, picks him up, and keeps running. I keep seeing that as Danny and Tucker or a coworker of Danny encountering Bruce Wayne knowing his adoption addiction.
Bruce: *turns the corner*
Danny and Tucker: !!!
Tucker: *turns around and runs*
Danny: ...
Bruce: Is your friend alri--
Tucker: *runs back, picks up Danny, and fucking sprints*
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starry-bi-sky · 4 months
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Snippets for my Clone^2 Au that I thought was funny...
in incorrect quotes style format (Clone^2 = Both my Clone Damian Au and Clone Bruce Danny aus combined)
Snippet 1: Danny and Damian meeting for the first time
Danny, avoiding Damian's katana: I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you Danny: pleASE STOP TRYING TO STAB ME
------- Snippet 2: Danny and Damian meeting (Alternative)
Bby Damian: gets dropped off in the ONE city where his dad's clone is Danny, internally: damn I don't wanna know who made you
Danny: alright little buddy, lets -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- let's get you something to -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- something to EAT
------------- Snippet 3: Danny checking out books in the library Librarian: oh, are you trying to learn arabic, Mister Fenton?
Danny: oh- uh, yeah :) my parents recently,,, took in a foster kid from overseas,,,, but we found out he doesn't know english and he's having a hard time adjusting Danny, lying (only partially) through his teeth: so I,,, thought,,, maybe it would help him acclimate to his new environment if I learned some arabic :) Librarian: oh how sweet! let me know if you need any help, i can find you more books Danny: thank you
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Snippet 4: Damian wants to patrol Damian: let me come with you on patrol Danny, 16 year old idiot who fights without powers: uh. no. you are Itty Bitty Child Damian: comes with anyways
----------- Snippet 5: Damian, trying to fight a ghost without a ghost-proof sword: Danny, catching him and holding him against his chest: *radiating exhaustion* no,,,, no,,,,, not yet,,,,
-------- Snippet 6: danny has an epiphany Danny, realizing that he needs to set an example now that Damian is coming with him on patrol: fUCK Danny: I NEED AN ACTUAL SUIT ---------- Snippet 7; dynamic duo Danny: what is it with you and batman and robin???? Damian, silently sweating: ,,,,,,,because they are exemplary partners and i would like to think that us two are the same Danny, doesnt know identities: ...aww??? thats kinda sweet??? okay :)
---------- Snippet 8: hypocrite Damian: dijaal (affectionate) Danny, on day ?? of solving a cold case after a ghost asked him to: hrbhk - Damian, what are you doing up? it's late, you have school in the morning Damian, staring at him deadpan: you have school too. you should go to bed Danny: five min..utes buddy. then i'll go to bed Damian, grabbing the back of his rolling chair and pushing him to bed: no. now. danny, with eyebags the size of the marianna trench: ...fine. now.
--------- Snippet 9: ...the line Danny, doing homework with Sam and Tucker: Danny: *has an epiphany* wait. shit Tucker and Sam: ...? Danny, his head in his hands: am I Damian's dad or his brother?? Danny: wh- what do we define this??? Tucker: ... you're brothers until its funny? and then you're his dad?
----------- Snippet 10: learning Danny: reading a book about learning arabic Damian, slamming his hand down on the book to get his attention: dijaal, *points to book* kitab Danny, frowning: what? Damian, tapping book: kitab Danny: ..ki..kitab? Kitab? Book? Damian: Boog...book. *points to table* tawila --------- Snippet 11: clone reveal Damian, later after he knows enough english and months of chilling out: i am a clone.... meant to kill my original Danny, internally: wow you don't say? Danny, out loud:..huh. okay. thanks for telling me, uh, same here. except that last part
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Dijaal = imposter Damian is affectionately calling Danny an imposter because danny is a clone of bruce :)
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Danny Phantom: Am I in trouble?
Clockwork: Take a guess.
Danny Phantom: No?
Clockwork: Take another guess.
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koolaidmansb1tch · 1 year
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I suddenly wanted to make more DP in-universe memes :)
(check @sqwishywrites34 for the first ones I made lol)
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justaphantomhuman · 1 month
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Danny, after blasting Vlad in the face: you are SUCH a loserpilled cringemaxxer Vlad, incredulously gesturing: CHEESE AND FRIES, DANIEL, WHAT IN THE FUDGE BUCKETS DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
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demonic0angel · 1 year
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As Batman is fighting some criminals:
Criminal: *looking behind Batman* Ha! Finally called for backup, have you?
Batman: Who—?
Mysterious voice behind him: Go white man, go!!
Batman: *sigh* … it’s Danny.
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look what i found in my notes
dps in the forest
cameron: charlie don’t you fucking dare climb that tree. no—NO CHARLIE! MEEKS HELP ME OUT HERE!
meeks: i cAN’T IM TRYING TO FIND NEIL AND TODD. C’MON GUYS COME OUT!
knox: i thought they already did?
meeks: no knox not that- pitts: hEY GUYS LOOK IT’S A SITTA CAROLINENSIS!
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zylev-blog · 2 months
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*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*
Danny: How do you eat pickles?
Dick: What do you mean?
Danny: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Dick: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Danny B: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Dick: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Dick: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Danny: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Dick: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Danny: *Nods in agreement*
Jason: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Danny: Jeez, okay.
Dick: Quit yelling at us already.
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the-b1ah · 6 months
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What's your favorite dp×DC trope?
Great question!!! I have many favorites!!
-Jason and Danny doing the Spider-Man meme
- danny confusing the justice league
- Ellie being apart of young justice
But one pops to my mind first and it’s ….
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phantom and batman vs Danny and Bruce interactions.
Phantom is unfazed (ha pun) by batman while Danny hates rich people trying to adopt him.
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satoshy12 · 3 months
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Harley "And you can use it!"
Harley was done explaining how to use the hammer. Dani was smiling! She really liked to learn new things.
Dani, as she left to search for a new playmate, said, "Thanks, Granny Selina, Granny Ivy, and Harley!"
All 3: "Granny!!!"
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Later, in a spa.
Ivy: "We aren't old, right?"
Harley:" Yeah, it must have been a mistake."
Bruce Wayne, who was kidnapped and forced to pay for Gotham Sirens beauty treatment: " Old?"
Harley: "Yeah, the tiny one we helped call called us!"
Ivy: "She called us Granny Harley, Granny Selina, and Granny Ivy! Why!"
Bruce:" Maybe in a nice family way?"
Selina:" That isn't a nice family way! We are still young!"
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ghostboidanny · 2 years
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Danny, 18 and TiredTM, facing down a random new ghost: Ma'am, you can't be in the living realm. If you don't go back to the Zone by yourself I'm gonna have to force you.
The ghost: *gasp* how dare you?! Do you have any idea who I am?
Danny, Done with this ShitTM: No clue.
Ghost KarenTM: THAT'S IT! I want to speak to your manager!
Danny: ....
Amity Park: ...
The whole damn living realms And infinite realms: ...
Danny: *grins wider than a human should be capable off, showing off rows and rows of razor sharp teeth*
A green portal opens behind him and dozens of ghosts fly out, all chanting: She wants to speak to the manager! She wants to speak to the manager!
Danny: *laughing, the sound echoing eerily*
Danny, a cape appearing around his shoulders and a crown above his head: Ȋ̸̖͇̰̈́ ̷̝̠͚̽̍̋A̴̳͉͍͒͋̔Ṃ̵̰͗̑̚͜ ̵͖̣̰̒͗̑T̶̥͕̫͌͗͘Ȟ̵̲̼̦͗̿Ǝ̶̟̪̮̒̐͘ ̵̛͇̤̺͆́Ḿ̷̪̼̦̕͝A̸̗̣̳͑̕̚И̶̢̬͙͐̓͋À̸̟̦̤̊̀Ә̴̡̤̪́͂̚Ǝ̵̫͎̣͌̔̌Я̸̡̹̮̂̃̕!̸͈̼̦͛͛̔
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