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cognitosclowns12 days ago
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THE POST ABT THE GANGS LAUGHS KS IMMACULATE here's a couple other prompts. the gangs hugs, handshakes, or sleeping habits just bc I love your characterization!!!
HHHHHHHHHHHH THE TEMPTATION TO DO ALL OF THE ABOVE AND WRITE AN ESSAY IS,, SO FUCKING TEMPTING ANON YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAA.
YOU'RE GETTIN HUGS <3333 EEE ALL SFW, JUST SOME CUTENESS.
Tw : brief weight mention!
THESE ARE GONNA BE GOODBYE HUGS. A BIT ROMANTIC I GUESS,,, DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING SPECIFIC IN MIND BUT RRR <33
REAGAN
WE SEE IN THE,,, BRETTFAST CLUB EPISODE THAT!! SHE'S OK WITH HUGS FOR PPL SHE'S VV CLOSE TOOOO!!
So if you're her close friend or s/o? YOU,,, MIGHT GET AN ACTUAL HUG? Not just a little Pat Pat? LIKE ARMS FULLY AROUND YOU? Quite Shocking Quite Surprising
She tends to wrap around and grab the shoulders!! It's One Firm Motion that slowly disconnects, like a hydraulic press?
'don't die, I'm too tired to plan a funeral' SHE CARES SHE CARES she really wants you to get home safe <333
SHE MIGHT MESS WITH THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS TO GIVE YOU AN EASY RIDE HOME <333 NOT HUG RELATED BUT,, VERY REAGAN.
BRETT
HE LIFTS YOUUUUU STRAIGHT UP. He makes a big 'H-yup!'
HE HUMS ALL THROUGH THE HUG <33 he smells So Strongly Of Axe Body Spray but,, its ok bc he's grinning like an idiot. So happy. Hugs rock.
He'll like,, bounce his knees?? Like going up and down?? MNSDMS ITS HARD TO DESCRIBE.
HE ALSO DEFINITELY LAUGHS. just a happy little giggle <3 he loves hugs, idk what you expected. Might nuzzle his nose into your shoulder!
HE MIGHT MAKE HIS 3: when you two gotta pull away. GIVE HIM ANOTHER HUG, HE'LL LIGHT RIGHT BACK UP
'one of us has gotta let go, or you'll never get home ! :)'
BIG WAVE WHEN YOU LEAVE!!
GIGI
OH,, just,, the happiest hugs. She hugs like she's got Pure Joy flowing through her. Saying goodbye is never a sad affair with Gigi Thompson!
SHE'LL PROBABLY MAKE SOME JOKE ABOUT YOUR HEIGHTS.
'If people keep getting taller im gonna need new legs.'
'if you wanna stick around i could just shove you in my purse <3'
JUST,, LITTLE THINGS <3. SHE LIKES SEEING YOU SMILE.
ARMS RIGHT AROUND THE WAIST <3 synched in like a belt!
SHE DOES THAT THING WHERE, SHE SHIFTS FROM ONE FOOT TO THE OTHER!!
SHE DOES LA BISE <3 she picked it up from living in France for a few years for a Big PR Campaign she working on, and it stuck!! A kiss on the cheek before you're off <3
ANDRE
SURPRISE ATTACK! YOU'VE BEEN TACKLED! NO ESCAPE!!
he'll tackle you onto the nearest couch and just lay there with you
'sorry i can't let go ://// tragic guess you've gotta take me home with you now <3'
SNBDSNDB HE'LL LET GO EVENTUALLY. until then it's a buncha jokes
'Nice weather huh?' while his face is Accidentally Buried In Your Chest, etc. HE ONLY LETS GO WHEN HE MAKES YOU SMILE <33
If He's Not Out For Blood lmao, HE THROWS HIS ARMS AROUND YOUR SHOULDERS. he's pretty lanky so it gives him a leg up for Yanking ppl in!!! Big, tight Squeeze before letting go.
MYC
'GOTCHA!' TENTACLES ALL TENTACLES WRAPPED AROUND YOU. Feels like you're being JUICED with how tight his hugs are.
he might do some,, like,, tricks? Like turn you upside down or smth and be like 'watch outttt,, might drop you ;) its okay if you hit your head you don't have a lotta brain cells left to lose'
(DW,, he'd never drop you. His tentacles are surprisingly strong, he's just a dick <3)
'ok ok ok ok..' while he brushes you off after, fixes your hair a bit. Might make some comment about how you shouldn't take a specific road bc it's gonna be clogged, etc, etc.
He Does Care, Hes Just A Brat.
'hate to see ya leave, but i love to see ya walk away' IS SUCH A LINE HE'D SAY. I HATE IT. HE'D ABSOLUTELY SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. <3 INSUFFERABLE.
GLENN
BEAR HUG BEAR HUG BEAR HUG.
God,,, you could just melt. The warmest, softest thing in the WORLD. He might even pick you up and swing you around, if he's feeling particularly fuzzy <3
YOU DON'T WANNA LET GO EVER EVER EVER. SOFT SOFT SOFT WARM WARM WARM.
THIS,, REALLY LOVING, HUMMING LAUGH?? it cracks him up that most ppl are tinier than him?? Look up and it's all teeth <3
HAIR RUFFLES NO MATTER WHAT <3
doesn't matter your weight, he's gonna mention you need to put some meat on those bones!! It was too easy to pick you up!!
'Be safe soldier' grgkrkg <3 lots of shit like that. Just,, half-teasing army slang n stuff?? YEA THAT'S HIS JAM <3 Maybe a little,, Two Finger Salute and a wink when you exit out the door.
ALPHA-BETA
He,,, might not be that good at hugs-
HE DOESN'T DO THEM OFTEN OKAY? When he says goodbye he much prefers,, A Dainty Kiss on the Cheek, A Handshake. hugs are not his first instinct smdnsd.
When he first wraps his arms around you,, it's kinda tense?? He doesn't Squeeze first - he wants to see how hard YOU squeeze, and work around that.
It's still gonna be a Little Too Strong, sorry. Kinda knocks the wind outta you.
HE,,, is actually soft and warm?? You definitely wouldn't expect it bc he's 99% metal but above that metal is SILICONE. HE'S ALSO A COMPUTER SO,, he has the same Dull Warmth of pressing your hand to the side of a computer.
Fussing With Your Clothes When you Two Pull Away IS A Love Language. He'll passively adjust your shirt n sleeves with,, the Barest Of Smirks.
JR
feels like,, hugging a bushel of twigs. He's extremely lanky smnds. Very little softness except a bit at his stomach
he just,, automatically Sighs happily <3 even if you two are saying goodbye, it's so nice to get a hug once in a while.
he either rests his head on your shoulder, or head. Either way you're getting some nuzzles.
It's like all the energy in his body Drains when he gets hugged. his brain is usually moving a mile a minute, and hugs kinda reset that? Doesn't matter how he was before, The Hug sends him down to Baseline. His shoulders slowwwllllly droop, His muscle lax, <3
'got everything? Keys, wallet, phone - I could spot you a cab...' THIS IS HIS WAY OF SHOWING HE CARES <333
Even after you two pull away, you're getting some Tight Arm Rubs while he takes you in <3 He'll always tell you too Be Safe <3
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insidemalewife18 days ago
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grrr andre x reader fluff ? 馃挜馃挜馃敨
ofc I love andre sm </3
andre is definitely the kinda guy that wants you on top of him when cuddling. just the weight and heat of another person on top of him (馃え) makes him all giddy and giggly god he's so mfmfmmf.
this sounds so weird but i feel like he's a sniffer?? like he just loves how you smell, whether it be ur perfume, cologne, body wash, shampoo, whatever it is, he loves it. expect him to steal ur hoodies and just HUFF them. you catch him stuffing and rubbing his face in the crook of ur neck and it's just so fuckn馃挜馃挜馃挜馃挜 his second biggest addiction aside from drugs is definitely your scent.
i feel like andre just likes to be warm and comfy? like this guy has a shit ton of pillows and blankets on his bed. he'll be sitting criss cross and all bundles in blankets while you paint his nails, constantly smiling at you and stealing kisses from you.
you make andre wanna be sober more often so he can actually enjoy spending time with you SOBS.
if you work at cognito inc (which you most likely will) he will 100% want you to sit on his lap during meetings. or basically at time of the day when you guys aren't on a mission. he's a very physically affectionate guy because he has a hard time expressing it through words, so he'll just hug you and hold ur hand and kiss you </3
he absolutely can NOT cook for shit, so he used to just order takeout and stock up on junk food. so when you and him get together and you start cooking actual meals for him, he MELTS. knowing that you put the effort into making something for him making him all happy :)
(sorry this is kinda short i got bored SHSHDMD)
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froggy-frogz6 days ago
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soooo i was thinking maybe possibly perhaps you could mayybe write about how Andre, Brett, Reagan and/or Gigi would treat an s/o with lots of body hair?? sw and nsfw if you鈥檇 like :))
A/N: I, myself have a lot of body hair, but I couldn't even think of nsfw for it, I'm sorry :,)- My brain has had to come up with a lot of nsfw hcs lately ajhksdfsh- I feel like they'd be too general and not so much focused on your ask if I did nsfw. ANYWAYYYYY hope you enjoy it!
Andre
Doesn't mind it. Like at all.
He actually likes you with body hair, it kinda evens you two out. Cause if you couldn't tell, the only body hair that Andre can grow is a few facial hairs. Not much else.
If you don't like it though, he'll help you shave, but hell, if you do, he's fine with it, you will hear no complaining from him.
Though the only way he'll ever say something about it, is if someone gives you issues. It doesn't matter who they are, he'll sass them right back. Hell even if Glenn says something, you might have a little work brawl. He won't let anyone talk shit.
Brett
He loves body hair. Like not in a weird, offputting way, he just thinks it's cool, no matter what gender you are.
Brett will be kinda envious, as the body hair that he grows is very sparse, more than Andre, but certainly not enough to make him content.
If anyone says any snide remarks, Brett isn't too fond of confrontation, but he will reassure you that you're beautiful and that person is just a fucking idiot with obviously no eyes.
He loves you for you, and honestly, if you didn't have any body hair, nothing would change.
Reagan
Doesn't care.
Not in the "I don't give a shit" way, but just in a way that she doesn't really mind.
She doesn't grow a lot of body hair, as she probably has lower levels of testosterone, so she can't really say that she knows the experience you're going through.
Oh boy.
If anyone says anything to you though, she's going to go absolutely fucking nuts. That person is going to have the fear of God put into them.
You're probably going to have to physically pull Reagan away from that person, and that's going to be hard because she's absolutely fuming.
Gigi
Thinks it's cool.
Doesn't really mind though, she personally doesn't like body hair on herself, but she adores it on you. Says it adds to your already amazing personality.
Though if you ever get sick of it, she'll help you either wax or shave it off, up to you. But she'll never force you to!
If someone ever says something to you, they're going to regret ever walking past you two or saying something to you.
That person's life is pretty much ruined.
Gigi won't necessarily say something to them, but she'll be able to find every single piece of dirt on them to ruin their life.
Please stop her. Or if you don't want to, at least join in, it's kinda fun.
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insideh4ndj0b16 days ago
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andre footjob as promised. contains feet (obv), established andrexreader, gn reader, consensual somno, no penetration
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You're sharing the bed with Andre, your absolute perv of a boyfriend. You're fast asleep and, while you gave him consent to "do whatever" while you were sleeping quite some time ago, he's never taken you up on that offer. You're starting to wonder if he's forgotten. Your wondering ceases when you're woken up one night.
You're asleep, laying on your side with your feet poking out of the covers when you wake up. You're awoken by the soft sound of fabric shuffling and, squinting, you realize that Andre's no longer in the bed with you.
Then you feel something press against your foot.
Now that wasn't something you were expecting, exactly, but you can work with it.
You stay still for a little while, wanting him to think you were still asleep. Your eyes adjust to the dark and at the foot of the bed you spot your boyfriend, cock pulled out of his pajama pants and pressed against the soft sole of your upturned foot.
Andre's got a hand firmly pressed to his mouth to smother any sounds he might make. This was a secret he was keeping from you, he doesn't quite want you to know. But it was just something he was too drawn by, he couldn't put off at least trying it any longer.
He starts to roll his hips, choking down groans. His other hand is lightly rubbing your other foot, over your heel, the sole, and the ball of your food, committing it to memory.
Andre swears under his breath and he keeps rutting. He's usually out of timing with his thrusts but this is a level higher than you've seen before. The motions of his hips are completely rhythm-less and jagged. Desperate.
"Andre~" You hum, pressing your foot further into his hand. He immediately gasps and freezes, looking at you with wide eyes as you smile softly at where he is at the foot of the bed.
"I'm uh, actually I'm sleep walking. I'm not actually awake. Uh. Good- good night!" He starts moving back to his side of the bed to try and lay down next to you, but you stop him with a foot to his chest.
"Nuh-uh." You keep him right where he is. "You have to show me what you were doing."
His hands squeeze into fists a few times before he moves back to where he was. His erection hasn't flagged in the slightest, and he's grateful that the room is dark enough that it hides his bright red face. With unsteady, trembling fingers, he caresses your foot and repositions it. Wanting to help, you keep your foot wherever he puts it.
Andre swallows hard before he takes his dick in one hand and pushes it against the sole of your foot once more, softly rocking.
"Ah, it kind of tickles," You giggle and, surprisingly, he moans at that. "You want me to help?"
"You- heh- you already are," He groans, "Fuck, you're so soft here." He whimpers.
"Let me try, let me try," You flip over onto your back and prop yourself up on your elbows. Carefully, making sure not to put too much pressure, you sandwich his dick between your two feet. He gasps and doubles over, hands holding onto your legs as he starts to fuck into the space that you've made for him.
"Fuck, babe, fuck, thank you, thank you," He grunts out, murmuring with every uneven thrust.
"Yeah? You like this?" You purr. Andre whimpers, unable to stop himself from moving. "You gonna make a sticky mess all over my feet? I want you to. I wanna see what your cum looks like dripping from my feet."
He's speeding towards his climax, and he doesn't think that he could stop even if he wanted to. He's so desperate for this, he's wanted this for so long, he's so, so close.
Then you say something that puts the final nail in the coffin.
"Maybe you could lick it off afterwards."
He cries out, pressing his forehead to your legs and squeezing his eyes shut as his orgasm hits him like a freight train. He's spilling cum between the soles of your feet, cock throbbing and twitching with each heavy pump. White stickiness drips down, trailing down his length and dripping onto the bed.
"So messy," You tease as he pants, pulling is dick out from between your feet. Calmly, you extend one foot out to his face, "Now, I think you know what comes next."
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cognitosclowns12 days ago
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Oooo do you think you can do kissing headcanons for the whole gang 馃憗馃憗 ALSO YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD PLS KEEP IT UP !!!
GODD YES YES YES I FUCKING CANNNNN GRRGKRKGKR <333 HYPERSPECIFIC HEADCANONS MY BELOVED. ANON I ADORE YOU FOR GIVING ME THIS OPPORTUNITY
SURPRISINGLY SFW??? No cocks here smndsm
IM DOIN THIS,, AS like,, a single/a few kisses instead of making out!!
Reagan
Pretty firm? She鈥檚 afraid of being Too gentle so expect some Teeth Clacking.
NOT VERY GOOD AT KISSING,,, she kisses Very Hard and doesn鈥檛 really move her lips a lot but,, GOD SHE GETS THIS LOVELY LOPSIDED SMILE AFTER <3
it鈥檚 worth it even if your lips hurt a bit after smnds.
Brett
He鈥檚 definitely more the type to give a Bunch of Small Kisses than one big kiss?? mostly bc he keeps smiling and breaking it
HE,, HAS A HABIT OF HOLDING YOUR CHEEKS?? Like his hand just,, gently cup your face?? <3
鈥榟i there <3鈥 with two little blinks when he pulls away. Grk. He鈥檚 very Sappy so expect some little comment about how nice that was <3
HE NUZZLES HIS NOSE INTO YOUR CHEEK AFTER <3
Gigi
SHE GRINS INTO THE KISS <33 especially if you're the one initiating. The little ego boost of you wanting a kiss <33 how lovely
<3 raking her nails down either, or down your neck <333
She's not rushing!! Slow, purposeful. Definitely gonna <3 giggle a couple times from how Happy and Warm she feels!!
She's constantly drinking coffee but like,, Super Sugary Lattes? So she tastes like that <333
A few,, soft kisses on the corner of your lips, your cheeks, all around before finishing on your lips <33 a happy little 'i love you <3' is gonna get sprinkled in.
Andre
Messy messy messy. He never quite gets the lips, always either the corner, bottom lip, chin. Maybe it's cause he's smiling so much <3333
鈥榦oh~ are we,, gonna kiss rn?鈥 before giving you another kiss.
his hands mostly hold your clothes? He鈥檚 definitely a pull-you-in-by-the-lapels type of kisser. Takes you by surprise!
Tastes like how Neon Colors should taste?? Sweet and caffeinated and,, smth Indescribable that feels like Electricity Itself
Glenn
CLUMSY <3 lots of nudged noses, a bit too much tongue. Very earnest though!! its so hard to kiss when you have a snout </3 pain of pains.
Surprisingly gentle?? He'd hate to accidentally nick you with one of his teeth.
Tastes like a distilled country song. Heavy smokey alcoholic flavor that makes your insides feel all warm <3
You鈥檒l Definitely Get A Deep Giggle Outta Him if you come in for another one <333 HES NOT USED TO AFFECTION OK IT MAKES HIM KINDA SOFT <3
Alpha-Beta
Without fail he cups your neck. even if it's just a little peck, his hand is gonna slip behind <333 you'll feel his thumb fiddling on your jaw.
His lips are also,, surprisingly soft?? granted there鈥檚 not a lot there but smdnsd at least its smooth.
The slightest smirk. Not only because he's enjoying himself, but,, there's something very Gratifying about feeling you kiss back <3 SMUG BASTARD.
Essentially tasteless, save for the Barest Hint of metal.
Myc
WELL KISSING MYC IS VERY INTERESTING BC,, HE CAN'T REALLY KISS BACK??
Oh lord this man is not used to kisses. Kiss The Orb, you'll get the most Flustered noises outta him
'What the hell is that for!?'
'Oh - sorry-'
'well don't STOP, je-sus.' he's a brat but <333 no he really really really likes kisses. It isn't smth he really Does with people so <3 expect some happy sighs and shivers
its,, maybe the only time he'll shut up.
Jr
Always A Bit Of Tongue. Even if it's just a swipe on the pull away. Cheeky bastard.
THOSE SHOULDERS MELTTT <333 his head even lolls a bit to the side, it's like an off switch
His Lips Are Both Thin AND Chapped! Double whammy sndsmdn
When he pulls back he gets this Lovely Tired Smile. his eyes get all,, half-lidded and soft. You can tell he <3 feels really safe when you kiss him.
鈥榡ust one? ;)鈥 he鈥檚 definitely gonna lean in for another <3 he鈥檚 pretty shameless most of the time.
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cognitosclowns15 days ago
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okay but hear me out
face sitting with Andre/Brett
brett would probably cream his pants at you even asking to do it and andre would be over the moon dude.
bretts probably one to moan whine while doing it, pulling you close to his face by your hips (FORCE HIM TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU 馃挜馃挜).
andre would be like way too enthusiastic about it?? like this boy is EAGER. he'd encourage you to start grinding on his tongue sighs dreamily. definitely likes to be suffocated by your thighs
HOHOHOHOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST BRAIN I AM THROTTLING THE AIRRR
NSFT BELOW , MINORS DNI
ANDRE
EAGER DOESN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT
SIT on his face, if he catches you trying to hover he will actively ynak you down until you're seated. Weight doesn't matter, his mom didn't raise a coward. He wants to Positively Drown. If his jaw and neck aren't killing him at the end
Similarly, he's definitely gonna urge you to grind/bounce your hips on his mouth <333 he
The sloppiest, wettest noises in the UNIVERSE. Smth about the combination of scent, taste, and overall excitement has this man drooling like a fountain. It's gonna be dripping.
Also? clawing at your thighs - he has no nails so there won't be any marks, but,,,,,,, he just gets vv into it <3
SMTH I CAN SEE BOTH OF THEM DOING??? Thrusting into the air. Andre does it bc,, The Taste (tm) works him stupid, and,, he gets a bit too excited. Also he craves Stimulation of any kind smdnsd.
If you decide to lean back and wrap your hand around his cock??? He's gonna fuck your fist like he needs it to survive.
AND YOU KNOW HE'S ALL ABOUT THOSE CONTRASTING SENSATIONSSSS <3333 Tug his hair?? Pet his stomach and thighs?? Run your thumbs along his face?? <3 you're gonna see those feet twisting
He can't really talk when you cum but,, you'll definitely hear some adoring, eager, "mm-hm <3333" coaxing you to cum on his tongue
BRETT
Where andre is,,,, vv chaoting with face sitting, Brett is a lot more slow
He treats this shit like a meal - his lips + tongue are so wet it just kinda,, melds into one sensation??
He's very,, purposeful and loving with every movement <33 it really is just,, Body Worship Plus. Extremely,, passionate <3333 He pays close attention to the stuff that makes you moan or gasp so,, expect some very nice orgasms.
plural, bc he'll genuinely go as long as you want without a single complaint smdnsd. Doesn't matter if it takes you a while to cum, he's got plenty of time for you <3
Oh this man is cumming in his pants <3 possibly a few times. Sorry but feeling you gush on his tongue when he does smth right?? He literally doesn't stand a chance
You hear him getting all Gasping and for a sec you think he's struggling to breathe, but when you try to raise up he instinctively yanks you back down???
It's only when you notice him,, yknow,, grinding against the air that it kinda hits <3
he's gonna cream his jeans no matter what, but if you want him moaning against you, give him smth to grind against!!! Esp like,, very gently caressing his bulge with your hand?? <333 goddd he pops so fast w/ gentle, loving caresses <333
He's gonna try to continue while he cums but,, it's mostly gonna be very shaky moans and some sporadic licks. He picks up right after his peak tho!!
<333 he might start begging against you when you're close. HE DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE HE'S DOING IT TBH smdnsd he just,,,, seeing your eyes go all hazy while you look down at him???
You stg he's dying when you cum bc,, his whole body siezes up for a second?? <333 he's a mess
GOD I LOVE MY LADS <33333 GRKKRKGRKKG <3333 TYSM FOR THIS ASK, BEST WAY TO WAKE UP. LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IM MIND!!
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cognitosclowns15 days ago
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AYOOOOO HI THERE LOVELY!!! A GIRL IS STARVED FOR SOME INSIDE JOB CONTENT AND WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY LIKE FLUFF HCS 馃コ SPECIFICALLY TICKLING BC *sobs loudly*/pos LITERALLY SO CUTE AND SO SWEET!!! EITHER WAY GENUINELY ADORE UR ACCOUNT SND WISH YOU THE BEST UR SO COOL!! OKOKOK LIKE JUST THE MAIN GANG OR LIKE BRETT. BRETT <3 BUT THE WHOLE MAIN GANG IF U CAN AYAYAY ALRIGHT SORRY FOR SCREAMING BUT THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY - 馃
GOD THIS IS,,,,,, SO INDESCRIBABLY FUCKING CUTE YOU'RE GETTING HC'S FOR THE ENTIRE CREW <3333
ALL SFW JUST SOME,, CUTE SHIT
INCLUDING PLENTY OF X READER TOO,, JUST BECAUSE,,, ITS CUTE <3333 I WANNA TICKLE THESE CUTIES AND SEE THEM ALL GIGGLY. THEY DESERVE EVERY JOY <333
Reagan
UNDER THE ARMS <3333
HONKING. SHE HONKS. this honking snort while she curls up, vaguely slapping at you.聽
SHE HATES BEIN TICKLED... for a bit, and then she鈥檚 a giggling mess of smiles.
SHES GONNA MANAGE TO RESTRAIN,, ON OF YOUR ARMS. NEVER BOTH SMDNSD. The War Has Been Waged <3
SHE MIGHT BOLT TO GRA THE PRODUCTIVITRON TO GET A LEG UP. Wrap your arms around her torso tho and she鈥檚 going nowhere <3 she has zero muscle.
she looks,, so much lighter after, even if she鈥檚 gonna call you a dick <33 sometimes it鈥檚 nice to have a good laugh <3
Brett
QUITE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. The most ticklish man alive. Feet and underarms get him worst.
He LOVES TICKLE FIGHTS. ITS SO LIGHT AND HAPPY SMNDS.
JUST,, TRYNA LAZILY PUSH YOUR HANDS AWAY WHILE HE LOSES OXYGEN <33 he loves it so much. It鈥檚 such a blast.
HE GETS THIS COMPETITIVE, HAPPY GLINT IN HIS EYESSS <3333 he wiggles his fingers a bunch as a聽鈥榯hreat鈥 before diving for you. A very cute affair.
he does this thing where he Scrunches his hands a bunch on wherever you鈥檙e ticklish. YOURE DONE. YOURE DONE.
This big, satisfied sigh when its all over. His cheeks are,, so rosy and sweet. Happiest fella in the world rn <3
Glenn
ASK HIM IF HE'S TICKLISH HIS EYE IS GONNA TWITCH
he siblings used to tickle him. his fellow soldiers would mess with him too. HE CANNOT ESCAPE.
He might actually be worse than Brett smndsm. Try hard enough you can tickle any part of him - wiggly fingers just,, get him smdnsdm.
HIS LAUGH HIS HALFWAY BETWEEN WHEEZING AND,, TRILLING. he's 100% gonna cover his face bc he's Embarrassed by it.聽
IF YOU鈥橰E LUCKY YOU鈥橪L GET HIS REALLY,, HAPPY STOMACH LAUGH <33 ITS VV LOUD AND HAPPY. PURE JOY. (I鈥檓 picturing the Justin McElroy laugh where it sounds like he鈥檚 Actually Dying mznxmcnxzc)
HIS ACCENT GETS SO THICK <333 ITS <33333 YEEHAW MODE ACTIVATED.
'I yield dammit!' lots of,, army swearing too.
Eventually he鈥檚 just gonna wrap you up in his arms tbh <3 bear hug, no escape, possibly ticking you back along your sides <3
Andre
FOOTSIES.
HIS FEET ARE SO TICKLISH. Ticklish that if his socks are too textured he cant wear them bc he's get all giggly and squirmy smdnsd.
'this is not a battle you want to- NONONONO' before bursting into laughter.聽
His laugh gets SUPER GOOFY <3 like when you laugh so hard that your inhales make a聽鈥榮lll鈥 noise??? IDK NOW TO DESCRIBE IT BUT HE DOES THAT. WHERE ITS ALL SNIFFLY.
HE WILL KICK U (gently <3) MSNDMSD HE'S FLAILING HES SQUIRMING. fighting for his life.
HE鈥橲 ALSO CALLING FOR HELP. If y鈥檃ll are at Cognito he鈥檚 gonna call out for Myc.
Myc will not help. Myc will in fact point out spots where hes more ticklish, and laugh his ass off in the corner <3
鈥楾RAITOR.鈥
鈥榤hm - oh, don鈥檛 forget his achilles.鈥
鈥楢AAAAA- HA - HA聽MYC (derogatory)鈥
DEFINITELY GONNA MAKE SOME STUPID JOKES TO KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR RHYTHM.
鈥榦oh Kinky- AH, AH NONO IM SORRY-鈥櫬
Gigi
SHOULDERS, UNDER ARMS AND RIBS. upper body in general, you can't get her w/ the feet.
SHE MAKES THIS,, AMAZING SQUEALING GIGGLE <33 'pouting' while giggling and trying to grab your wrists <3
SHE WILL ABSOLUTELY FLOP ON YOU. FULLY LIMP FLOP ON YOU. This till not hinder you but it does mean her face is gonna be smooshes into yours.聽
Not above licking your face to catch you off guard and then Presto Reverso now YOURE GETTING TICKLED <3
She always has super long nails so,, she doesn鈥檛 even need to lift your shirt or anything smnds YOU鈥橰E DONE FOR.
Eventually both of you will,, completely collapse into a giggling cuddle pile <3
Myc
THE ROOTS OF HIS TENTACLES. His laugh starts out as a little giggle until it鈥檚 a complete CRESCENDO.
HE SNAPS OUTTA IT PRETTY QUICK THO BC,, CLEARLY SMB NEEDS THEIR ASS WHOOPED.
鈥極HO you little shit, C鈥橫ERE-鈥 WHAT鈥橠 YOU EXPECT, TRYING TO TICKLE A MAN WITH 6 ARMS?
You鈥檙e positively fucked buddy smdns you鈥檙e gettin tickled within and inch of your life and he鈥檚 gonna be laughin his ass off the whole time
鈥榓ww lookit that, isn鈥檛 that sad- should鈥檝e thought of that before, HUH?鈥
<333 eventually he鈥檒l just flop u on the couch and tease you <3 talk about how stupid you look (affectionate)
might poke your cheeks while you catch your breath after. he thinks you鈥檙e cute when you鈥檙e all tired n happy. shh.
Jr
HIS STOMACHHHH. Sides, under his navel, that whole area.
The moment he sees those Fingers Poised To Attack he raises two hands like,, smsnd he's trying to calm a wild animal.
He Is not Fast Enough To Escape But He Sure Does Try To Bolt
FISTS BATTING AT YOUR SHOULDERS, OR CLUTCHING HIS CHEST TRYNA BREATHE.
His legs kick like he's being suffocated and LORD DOES HE BLUSH. BRIGHT RED AROUND THE EARS, hes a completely mess.
LOTS OF,, HOSTAGE JOKES.聽鈥楴o, no! I have money, I can pay you-hoo-hoo :(鈥 AND THE LIKE,, he cracks himself up sdmnsd
the moment you stop you鈥檙e Positively Fucked
'oooh no you don't' HES GONNA GETCHA HES GONNA GETCHA HE MIGHT BE OLD BUT HES GONNA LEAP OVER FURNITURE TO CATCH YOU SMDNSD.
Eventually he鈥檚 just gonna,, scoop you up in his arms and carry you upstairs to lay down <33 after so much goofing around,,, you two need a nice nap.
Alpha-Beta
He very quickly learns that no matter what his answer is to the question Are You Ticklish is, he's gonna get tickled. The folly of man.
THANKFULLY HE'S PROTECTED BC,,, his sides n underarms aren't ticklish?? He'll just give you a very unimpressed smirk. He insists above everything he isn't ticklish. He's a flawless being, of course, why would you think he'd be ticklish?
.... it's his neck. Back of his neck + between his shoulder blades. His shoulders + hands jump up like he's been shocked + this massive panicked GASP
HES GONNA SPIN AROUND N GLARE AT YOU + ,,,, GET REALLY HUFFY AND FLUSTERED. WEAKNESS DISCOVERED HE IS >:((
if you get him between the shoulderblades HE CAN'T EVEN REACH BACK TO GRAB YOUR HAND,, HE JUST HAS TO TWIST AROUND AND FLAIL. This is the most uncomposed you will ever catch him.
His voice box goes Fucking Nuts with glitches + clipping.
'you filthy cheat' and 'horrible, traitorous bastard' are wheezed out in between him trying to Escape Your Clutches. Biting his lip to try not to smile, failing miserably
ALL OF THIS WAS SO POSITIVELY GOOFY <333 IM SORRY. EEE THIS WAS CUTE TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK ANON
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cognitosclowns24 days ago
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andre & brett getting a blowjob from their,,, "experienced" partner? 馃槒
*LEVEL UP NOISES*
NSFT BELOWWWW聽
MINORS DNI!!
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Andre
he's been around the block. his trysts could make a list that would circle the entire DC area. he knows聽what experience feels like.
When you suck him down, right to the back of your throat with,, a frankly unwavering amount of confidence? He knows he's in for a ride.
His shoulders just,, sink <3 the dopeyest grin
it鈥檚 the kind of giddiness that comes with anticipation? Half-way between terrified what you鈥檙e gonna pull out of your pocket, and simultaneously begging for you to show your cards.
Considering he doesn鈥檛 have to guide you, his hands occupy themselves elsewhere!! Mostly rubbing at your shoulders and neck,聽
If you give him the A-Ok, he鈥檒l absolutely fuck your mouth!!
He鈥檒l fumble his way to his feet and everything smndsd
Extremely sporadic movements - rhythm is dead, Andre Lee killed it himself
He isn鈥檛 really thrusting so much as grinding?? LIke he鈥檒l rarely聽(if ever) pull out all the way - he鈥檇 rather stay as deep as you can take, and just,, vaguely grind!!
Short, hard gasps?? like right at the back of his throat??聽
His eyes are completely closed <3 he will absolutely hold your hand though - two squeezes if you need a pause!!
鈥榗loseclosecloseclose鈥 is about as much聽as you鈥檙e gonna get to a coherent warning that he鈥檚 gonna cum
Usually he expect ppl to spit bc,, His Cum Probably Tastes Like Battery Acid?? So if you swallow,, expect his legs to go Fucking Gooey lmao
His recovery time is usually Stupid Fast but he,, might need a few minutes (and a cigarette) before he鈥檚 able to return the favor <3 he鈥檒l definitely stumble you two over to the couch to rest for a bit <3
Brett
You thought he was a mess with an聽inexperienced聽partner?
Dear God this man is practically praying smdsnd. He keeps both hands plastered,, directly against his mouth.聽
It does nothing, but,, he鈥檚 trying his best!! He feels shy about making too much noise - he doesn鈥檛 wanna make you uncomfortable, or be Too Much, yk?
Every movement you make is met with just,, the most excited reverence. This,, nearly shocked admiration? He feels like the luckiest man alive to <3 be getting a treat like this
His eyes are,, big the whole time, over the brightest red cheeks <3
Language is iffy - you鈥檙e definitely not gonna get full sentences out of him while you鈥檙e sucking his soul out. Moreso,, A Few Words scrambled in between sobs and gasps!!
(the good kind!! he鈥檚 a bit of a crier in bed <3 lots of feelings!!)
His legs shake like jackhammers - you鈥檙e definitely gonna need to keep a hand on his knee to keep him form accidentally bonking you
He doesn鈥檛 so much thrust into your mouth as he,, writhes?? like his hips will stay Virtually Still (he would hate to accidentally hurt you by thrusting <3) but his top half?? allllll Arching, curling <3
He cums,, extremely fast.聽Something about the combination of
Eagerness
Skill
and Unwavering Eye Contact
Is going to send him to an early grave <3 he barely manages to warn you before he鈥檚 cumming down your throat
If you swallow his head鈥檚 just gonna <3 dip backwards like he鈥檚 been punched smdnsd
Afterwards?? <3 kisses and cuddles. He鈥檚 gonna be flustered out of his mind so,, he鈥檒l appreciate a bit of comfort <3
I HOPE THESE WERE OKAY!!!! AAA TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK!!
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insidemalewife19 days ago
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ANDRE WITH AN S/O WHO WORKS AT A MF GROCERY STORE, WHICH CONFUSES THE GANG 馃え馃え馃え
(drug use and implied sex)
(how the two of you got together/met, and sometime soon i'll do one where you meet the gang and find out what andre does for a living >:3)
i love this
you just seemed so average. but considering the kind of stuff andre does, how do you think y'all met 馃え馃え
what if one night andre got high out of his mind, but o no!! coincidentally there is absolutely no snacks at his house oopsies (fucker probably already ate it all but forgot). so!! he's gotta waddle his way to the grocery store :)
he absolutely loads DOWN with a shit ton of snacks, might as well buy the whole store at that rate.
you just so happen to work as a cashier at said grocery store!! so when high andre sees a hot person ringing up his items, he's just bound to hit on them 馃檮馃檮 he makes you laugh and blush with his "expert" flirting skills, and ends up just asking you if you wanna get high with him (obviously).
to his surprise, you said yes!! seeing as he was practically the only person left in the store since it was closing time, you basically just said fuck it and went home with a charming stranger.
the car ride was actually pretty nice, considering he was tripping balls. he had no shame when it came to singing loudly to whatever he had playing on the radio.
once you get to his house, you were surprised to find it decently clean, save for a few bongs, pills, empty snack/pop containers, etc. basically what you'd expect to see at his place.
the two of you settled on the couch and he didn't expect you to rip a FAT hit from the bong. after you got,,,,decently high you both let everything loose.
andre played loud music, switched on some funny little LED lights and you guys had an absolute blast. you were both in the middle of watching some random nature documentary (that frankly was quite interesting...) when andre casually asked if you wanted to yknow,,, make out,,,,
of course you said yes this dudes hot and the weed helped shake off the nerves (plz this is all consensually, even tho both parties are high they know what they're doing 馃槫). one thing led to another and you both ended up in his bed and >:))
the morning after, you woke up with your limbs tangled with his. once you were both fully fully awake, he asked to take you out for breakfast!!
the two of you hit it off and started seeing each other more and more, and that's how it led to you asking him out cuz he was too much of a pussy to do it <3
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cognitosclowns15 days ago
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I litterally love your hcs sm, they make me so happy, maybe Andre with a chef S/O, or just general Andre x reader hc!!馃榿馃榿
YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA CHEF S/O GOD THATS SO CUTE.
tw : food mentions n associated concepts!! all sfw, just Andre being lovey dovey
THIS IS AS X READER BC <333 REASONS IDK <333
he eats like a trash compactor
GENUINELY HE IS A BOTTOMLESS PIT. He's constantly munching on smth. He's,, Always Moving Always Doing Smth so he needs to eat a bunch, Plus,,, food is great
Cant cook worth shit though. It's all microwave meals </3
HOLY SHIT HE'S POPPIN A RING ON THAT FINGER IF YOU TEACH HIM OUT TO COOK <33333
He's,,, very chaotic in the kitchen so you may have to start from the Very Very Basics, but it's okay <3
Or just,, if you can cook in general. Doing Laundry is soothing for him so like,, <333 wow, perfect match, huh? You cook he cleans?? <333
Surprise him with a Massive Dinner one day?? His eyes light up so much. Oh my god. Fuckin,,, oh my god <33
FOOD ROCKS AND FOOD DOUBLE ROCKS WHEN SMB MAKES IT WITH LOVE <33333 GOD he will just be Dead Silent shoveling food into his mouth bc <333 its so good in comparison to the shit he usually eats
Also just mumbling about how much he loves you between bites.
You may have to remind him to Slow Down bc,,, mf takes the biggest bites. Extremely neat, but Very Very Big. He will swallow the meal whole without even chewing smdnsd. Blink and it's gone.
'it's fine if i choke just bury me in the backyard' a goof but we love him
HE'LL COOK THINGS FOR YOU IF YOU TEACH HIM RECIPES <33 it will Absolutely not be as good as your stuff but like,, he does a pretty good job?
Like,, he'll surprise you by making dinner sometimes <333 if he pulls out childhood recipes?? <3 oh he LOVES loves you.
EEEE <333 IM NOT STRAIGHT. NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY. GOD I LOVE ANDRE. lmk if you had smth else in mind!!
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cognitosclowns3 days ago
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Hi long time fan... How do you feel about cockwarming with andre? Or even brett lol 馃憖
YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA
NSFT BELOWWW MINORS DNI
LISTEN COCKWARMING IS AN ENDURANCE SPOT FOR BOTH OF THESE BOYS <333 FOR SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT REASONS
BRETT
He wants to be good <3 but also if you tell him he's doing good he's gonna cum instantly-
SO ITS,, VERY HARD TO TREAD THE LINE <333
He loves the kind of cockwarming where he can see you <33 straddling his lap, looking down at him?? He's gonna break so fast but it's gonna be <333 a complete blast
he doesn't know where to look. Chest, eyes, thighs, gee the ceiling sure does look interesting right now - doesn't matter how long you two have been together, he gets so
<3 he has this beautiful pout??
Language just kinda devolved when you start cupping his cheek?? Cooing about how you can feel him getting close?? <333 he's a mess
RRRR he's gonna hide his face in your chest/neck when he cums <33 probably lots of,, breathless thank you's for giving him permission?? but almost like a question?? <33
鈥榯hank you?? thank you?? <3鈥 his brain is kinda,, stalling, forgive him.
HE MAKES THIS,, VV DRAWN OUT, WAVERING MOAN WHEN HE CUMS?? A few little nods - if he feels particularly self-conscious, you might find him hiding his face in your neck!!
ANDRE
Cockwarming breaks him not bc,, he naturally cums pretty easily. Its bc he gets worked up very fast
If he feels you readjust?? <33 he lets out this,, fantastic half-laugh, half-moan?? Pure enthusiasm.
GRR <333 purposefully clench vv hard and,,, he makes the loveliest noise <3 just,, a breathless sigh, letting his eyes shut?? Resting his forehead against yours <33 lots of tired, barely-focused eye contact??
AND OFC THOSE LAZY SMILES <33 if you start getting Fidgety he's gonna giggle smth about how he's supposed to be the impatient one!
his hands are,, everywhere. Esp ass and thighs?? (im sorry andre is an ass man i just know it)
Just,, squeezing a little?? nearly pulling a bit, so that you grind down??
give him the go ahead?? <333 just this lovely excited grinding - lean back a bit, and he鈥檒l rest his chin against your chest and try to look up at you?? <333 eventually his face is just gonna completely bury itself there.
You don鈥檛 even have to look to know his legs are going crazy when he cums <333 complete jitters
GEE HEE HEE HEE <333 cocks
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cognitosclowns4 days ago
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Soft bathtime with Andre. Warm water and bath bombs, cuddling in the water as you wash his hair. Maybe listening to some music and just enjoying eachothers company.
ANON YOU <3333 UNDERSTAND YOU UNDERSTAND THE THINGS THAT MAKE MY BRAIN TINGLE
SFW!! nonsexual nudity!!
HE DESERVES A NICE BATH DAMMIT
He,, doesn't really have em ever?? he usually sticks to super fast showers. they're usually cold too bc,, the heating in his apartment complex is super spotty
YOU CAN GO ALL OUT. BUDDY HE'S NOT AFRAID OF SPARKLY BATH BOMBS AND SUGARY SOAPS. IN FACT HE FUCKING LOVES THAT SHIT
if you lay out like,, cute little rose petals in the water?? a funky multicolored bath bomb that makes the water all sparkly?? <333 oh his eyes light up so much. Excited Giggles Galore, probably some sneaky little
'woooow i can't believe you're watching me undress are we about to kiss right now???'
'... we've been dating for three years-'
'WE HA V E?????' before cracking up laughing. That's his favorite joke.
MNSMDSNDM HES A DORK <333 BUT HE IS YOUR DORK
'do you want me to split the bathbomb in half, so you can save some for later?'
'no??? because I'm not a fucking supervillain??? WHO TF DOES THAT????'
he will mix and match bath bombs tho. You may have to limit him so that the water doesn't become sludge.
OOOOOHHHH... you.. don't get a groan of relief when he slips into the tub because he will instead Winge About How Its Hot And It Hurts, Until His Body Adjusts To The Temperature smdnsmd
OHO <3333 he wants to hold you while you relax in the tub please. Just,, your back to his chest, his Spindly Fuckin Legs trying to wrap around you like some sort of Very Tired Venus Flytrap smnsmd
OH assorted thing but poke his tummy. he'll start gigglin. nothing massive lmao he just <333 is pretty ticklish there.
FOOT BATTLES THAT ARE GONNA SPLASH WATER EVERYWHERE LMAO
LIL KISSES ON YOUR CHEEK AND NECKKKK <333 if you have soaps available he'll,, cover his hands in like Some Nice Soap and massage your back. <333 vice versa is also smth he'd,, adore.
HES GONNA FALL ASLEEP SORRY <333 his head is gonna loll forwards and BOOM, snoring <333
HE'LL FUSS A BIT IF YOU MAKE HIM WAKE UP BUT ONCE HIS TEETH START CHATTERING BC THE WATERS GOTTEN COLD??? HES UP HES UP HES BOLTING OUTTA THE TUB SMDNSDM
(does he almost break his ass, slip n sliding around on the now wet floor?? yes absolutely but he's sturdy its probably fine-)
<3333 THIS WAS FUCKIN,, CUTE DAMMIT <333 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK
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cognitosclowns11 days ago
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thinking about that oblivious reader and Andre ask and maybe once reader does find out, and has given consent to do it, Andre is going rough/fast the first time, just letting out all the pent up feelings that reader gave him. but once round 2 happens, he taking his time and exploring readers body like,, he's finally with them and he doesn't need his hand or imagination anymore,,
(THE ASK IN QUESTION)
NSFT BELOW
NO EXACTLY EXACTLY EXACTLY
The first time is gonna be so fucking sloppy smndsd
HE DOESN'T HAVE GOOD COORDINATION AT THE BEST OF TIMES. He especially doesn't have coordination when his dick is hard enough to hammer nails msdandms.
it's almost definitely gonna be on his office couch. Possibly his place, also on a couch. No matter what, your first time together is gonna be on a very creaky, very soft couch.
Listen he doesn't even care about undressing at first - the first 5-10 minutes are just,, frantic humping <33 this man gets so worked up
he does that Thing where,, he'll make these little frustrated huffs even thought he's getting what he wants?? He's squeezing your sides n thighs n raking his nails down your back like he's trying to Juice you smdnsd but he's still making these Huffs bc,, He Wants More, Even Though He Already Has You?? IDK IF I DESCRIBED THAT RIGHT SMNDMSD
When he pushes in it's just this delicious,, 'fu-uck yes'
Either he's gonna have,, his head resting on your chest, looking into your eyes, or his face is gonna be buried at his neck
NO MATTER WHAT, THIS MF IS GROANING <33 lots of gasping, panting - a few relieved giggles in there, when he feels you clench up <3333
HES SAYING SMTH. GOD FUCKING KNOWS WHAT. You'll catch little things about him,, rambling about how good you feel n how <333 badly he's wanted this?? <33 how much he loves you for giving this to him??? <333
SHOCKINGLY, HE DOESN'T WANNA CUM INSIDE YOU THE FIRST TIME?? he full on Jolt up and pulls out, just so he can see the mess it makes on your thighs n stomach <3333 rrrr
THE NEXT ROUND <333 IS GONNA BE EXPLORATORY BABEY <33
His lips are never off yours <33 he's not Gasping For Breath now smdnsd so he,, doesn't need to keep his mouth away. All clumsy kisses babey <33
He has this,, super Dopey, Blissed-Out grin? Just,, so perfectly relaxed <333 as far as he's concerned, he's just won the fucking lottery <3
This Also Means <333 his mumbles get pretty sappy
it's sometimes hard to understand, cause,,, he's kinda slurring his words together + constantly interrupting himself with moans but <333 mostly ITS SUPER SAPPY SHIT ABOUT HOW HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU HE IS <33
he might,, mention smth about how often he used to jack off thinking about you <333 bc of how much you work him up <33
His thrusts are,, vv slow and hard?? Almost lazy <3 he's just,, savoring the warmth <333
His eyes get watery when he cums inside you <33 smth about the rush of warmth up his spine?? The softness of laying on top of you?? GRRRKGKRKGRK
ANYWAYS UHHHH <3333 ANDRE LEE <333
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cognitosclowns19 days ago
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Is there anyway you could do some Andre x Reader fluff??
I feel like he gives the best kisses 馃挄
EHEHEHE <3 YES OFC YOU CANNN <333
All sfw!! just some cute <333 cuddling n kisses!!
EEE YOU鈥橰E JUST,, GETTIN A BUNCH OF CUTE KISSY HC鈥橲 AND IDEAS BC,, ANDRE LEE DESERVES SOME SOFTNESS IN HIS LIFE <3聽
He's,, had so many lovers. He's has TIME to perfect his kisses.
His kisses also have,, a lot of variety?? You wouldn鈥檛 expect it but this man can give some very sweet kisses <3
Like ofc you have the,, Clumsy, Excited kinds of kisses (which are vv common, bc he鈥檚 quite uncoordinated)
but,, sometimes on lazy afternoons when you two are cozied up on the couch he鈥檒l just,, gently nuzzle his nose against you and kiss the corner of your lips?? Or lazily smooch your cheek a buncha times?? <3333
God this man loves naps. Fucking adores naps. His perfect state is taking a nap, wrapped around you like a Very Thin Koala smdnsmd
he has a tendency to play with your cheeks and ears?? just,, very softly stroking them while he falls asleep <3 he likes the texture on his fingers, it helps him calm down!!
He鈥檒l fade in and out of consciousness, mumbling absolute nonsense. He doesn鈥檛 even really know what he鈥檚 saying tbh?? smndsd like it鈥檒l start on how Grapes Blow Up In The Microwave, But They Taste Nice Boiled, and by the end he鈥檒l just be mumbling about how happy it makes him to know that you love him?
He struggles sometimes with finding the right words to say I Love You, but when you two are napping?? <3333 he gets pretty cheesy
Also he鈥檒l make,, the most horrible piggy noises against your cheek until you both crack up laugh <3 no specific thoughts here, its just cute. He really likes seeing you smile, and he has no trouble being Positively Goofy to accomplish this msndsdm
EEE THESE WERE JUST SOME MISC THOUGHTS,, SMNDS LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MINDDDDD
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cognitosclowns10 days ago
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okay this one is reallllly specific but hear me out!!
Andre might be a genius biochemist, but that man does not know how to cook proper meals. I'd just wanna make him a big dinner, like super healthy, super nutritious all-you-can-eat buffet INCLUDING dessert. he comes home and sees all that delicious food you made waiting for him and he tears up- PLS IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES
(also maybe have him eat a plate while you're busy with him,,downstairs. telling him he needs to continue eating or you'll quit. but both the taste and feeling is HEAVENLY to him so he just whines while you,,,UGH i wanna spoil this man so BAD)
GRKRKKGRGKRGK <333 FEEDING PPL IS MY LOVE LANGAGE. ANON YOU'RE KILLING MEEEEEE.
SOME NSFT, tw for food, forgetting meals/unhealthy eating habits, cooking!!
LIKE <333 GRGKRKK his eyes light up so fucking much when he has food. He eats at such weird times during the day?? he gets super into projects, he sleeps way too long, etc and just completely forgets that Food Is A Thing He Needs until he feels vv sick
SO IF YOU SURPRISE HIM WITH A MASSIVE MEAL?? OH MY GOD <333 HE'S JUST,, BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.
he either completely inhales his food or he munches a bunch over a long period of time, no in between. meals are either 5 hrs or 30 minutes smdnsdm
BUT LIKE HE LOVES FOOD??? SMNSMD HE JUST FORGETS AND THEN GETS SUPER SAD BC,, DAMN <////3 FOOD IS SO GOOD AND YET HE HASN'T HAD BREAKFAST OR LUNCH >:((
ALSO GOD THAT'S SO <33 FUCKING CUTE. THAT IS MY FAVORITE LIKE,, THING EVER. Sucking smb off while they have a lovely meal you made for them?? PEAK. PURE JOY. NOTHING WILL EVER GET BETTER THAN THAT.
JUST <33 his tired, happy face at the end of the day?? As he slowly munches on his dinner?? Almost falling asleep but also having the time of his life
BC NOT ONLY IS HE HAVING AN AMAZING MEAL <<333 BUT SMB HAS HIS COCK DOWN THEIR THROAT??? Heaven. He is in Heaven.
he's definitely gonna make some,, fuckin,, joke
'dinner and a sh-show-w-my god' while you swirl your tongue around his tip <333
GO SLOW GO SLOW <33 super slow, drawn out movements make his legs go shakey shake. Also his hands are gonna get clumsy smdns expect him to almost drop his fork. Long licks up the shaft? vv sow bobbing?? ssssucking his balls while u stroke?? <3333 he's such a grinning mess
OH AFTER ALL THAT?? HE'S PASSING THE FUCK OUT FOR THE BEST NAP OF HIS LIFEEEE. His stomach is full his balls are drained he is loved he is cared for.
HES SUPER LIGHT SO YOU CAN PROBABLY PICK HIM UP AND BRING HIM TO BED <33333 if not he'll clumsily stumble himself into bed and collapse with u <3333
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cognitosclowns12 days ago
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Hey hey! I dunno if you鈥檙e taking requests right now but if you are, I am in NEED of just some soft things with Jr and Andre. I am just so, so gay for them. There isn鈥檛 a specific scenario I have in mind, I鈥檓 just craving something generally soft, cute and giggly <3
YOU'RE GETTIN SOME,, EXTRA FLUFFY SHIT OUT OF ME TONIGHT <3
ALL SFW !! tw for illness n medication!!
OKIE BUT <333 BOTH OF THEM WOULD BE THE MOST CHAOTIC BUT LOVING CARETAKERS IF YOU'RE SICK
JR
HHHHH how do people do things again?
LISTEN HE'S RICH HE'S NOT USED TO DOING STUFF. YOU THINK HE CAN COOK? NO! DARLING HE HASN'T COOKED IN YEARS.
This means you will be ordered some,, Very Yummy Expensive Meals <3. They might be a touch cold by the time they get there but,, mmm it's ok <3
He gets Super Worried even if it's just,, a cold. He rarely gets sick so seeing you all sniffy and mopey in bed makes him Fret (tm).
also he puts on his slippers for The First Time In Weeks (bc he's,, stayin home to take care of you <3) and ends up Slip N Sliding himself directly into the doorframe. At least it got a laugh outta you <3
HE DOESN'T CARE IF HE GETS SICK, FUCK IT, HE'S CUDDLING YOU.
Specifically, you laying back-to-his-chest while he make His Little Worried face and smooches your cheek. Lots of head rubs too <33
He does this thing,, where he runs his thumbs along your ears n jaw?? Just one clean motion, then he raises his thumbs and puts them back in the Start Position at where your Ear Meets Face? IDK IF I EXPLAINED IT RIGHT, BUT,, HE GETS QUITE MUSHY <3
whenever you sneeze he Instinctively goes,,聽鈥榦h dear </3鈥 and rubs your shoulders.
Little murmurs asking if you're okay?? He'll INSIST on making you a tea, bc his 'trick' for when he's sick is!! Ginger Tea!! Or mint, but Ginger is his favorite. Settles stomach aches!! And the steam helps your nose hurt less smdnsmd
'hows my favorite angel?'
'do you have other angels?'
mm.. no, but you're still my favorite <3' whenever you wake up. He secretly loves feeling you lay on his chest - besides, hearing his heartbeat is very soothing??
ANDREEEEE
MASSIVE HYPOCHONDRIAC WITH A SHIT IMMUNE SYSTEM.
and,,, somehow this all of this goes out the window the Second he sees you curled up in bed, sniffling your face off.
some sort of Instinct kicks in and his ass is MOVING HE IS LIKE LIGHTNING GETTIN U SOME TISSUES AND FIXING THE COVERS <333
HES LIKE,, yknow when you're nervous about smth, but then your friend gets nervous and suddenly,, You Are Calm? LIKE,, THE MOM FRIEND INSTINCT KICKS IN SO HARD WHEN HE SEES YOU SICK. He might freak out about it later, but,,, rn he doesn't even think to worry about gettin sick <3 babe is sick he's gotta make himself useful
HE CAN'T COOK SO <333 CHEAP RAMEN BABEY. Maybe some microwaved meals - smth easy!! It's a little rubbery but,, it's the thought that counts.
HE LIKES SPICE SO,, if it's too much he'll Purposefully go out and grab smth a little less,,
When he was little and he had The Sniffles, his mum would gently rub his cheeks with a warm cloth bc,, his Sinuses would hurt. He'll absolutely utilize this technique while you cuddle up in his arms.
'i hear feet'
'i'm thirsty'
'sit your ass back down >:(' he always warms it a little w/ kettle water, so it hurts less to drink!!
you only get to stand to use the bathroom. No moving <3 only cuddles and drinks and you passing out at random times while you two spoon in bed.
MOVIE MARATHON TIMEEEE. So many jokes to take your mind off things <3 he already has Jokes Set Up for all of your favorites. Making ppl laugh is,, his way of trying to make stuff better. Hes The Funny Guy!
OH HE'LL ALSO,, PROBABLY WHIP YOU UP SMTH THAT'S JUST,, SLIGHTLY STRONGER COUGH SYRUP MSNDMS. IT WONT ENTIRELY KNOCK YOUR COLD, BUT ITLL MAKE EVERYTHING HURT A BIT LESS SO,, NOT TOO BAD? TASTES LIKE PINK LEMONADE TOO SO,, THAT ROCKS
SMNDSM THIS TURNED OUT MORE SAPPY THAN I EXPECTED BUT I HOPE YOU DONT MIND!!
eee this was very fun <333 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASSSSK
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cognitosclowns18 days ago
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NO CAUSE I'VE BEEN BINGE READING ALL YOUR SHIT I'M IN LOVE.
BUT LIKE- YOU MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH ANDRE AND BRETT AND REGAN, ALL THREE. AKDKWKDOWODKW
PLEASE. IF YOU COULD PLEASE. GIMME. SUM SUBBY ANDRE WITH A FEM S/O
ALSO YOU BET YOUR ASS I'M WRITING MY OWN SMUT AS WE SPEAK.
I GOT A BUNCHA ASKS FOR SUB ANDRE SO,, IM COMBINING THEM INTO THIS SNMDSMD !!!!
tw : drugs + drug use!!
IM DOIN THIS AS X FEM READER BC IT鈥橲 ESSENTIALLY THE SAME,, AND I LIKE WRITING IN SECOND PERSON <3
The brattiest mf ever at first
Doesn鈥檛 matter what you two are doing, he鈥檚 gonna be his usually Light, Teasing self <3 Might take a bit of work until he鈥檚,,, Properly Putty In Your Hands <3
I THINK I BROUGHT THIS UP BEFORE BUT,, IDC I LOVE THIS IDEA :
The shit that Completely Destroys him is vv Hard, vv slow thrusting. if he can feel every drag?? <3
He鈥檚 usually used so ppl being,, vv fast and rough - and don鈥檛 get me wrong, he loves that shit too - its just,,, such a different experience that he鈥檚 complete putty <3
with vv fast, rough sex, sometimes all the sensations blur together? He much prefers the kind of overstimulation where Every Sensation Is Distinct And Unique.
That he can feel the difference between your thrusts, your hand stroking, your lips on his neck, etc. Different rhythms for each, so that he can tell everything apart? He鈥檚 absolutely destroyed.
He鈥檒l definitely try to,, Keep It Together but eventually it鈥檚 just gonna melt into a string of聽鈥榶esyesyesyesyes鈥
His thighs have a habit of going together?? His legs,, get extremely Jittery. Big movements + twitches
Rail him through the orgasm, into another <3 trust me he鈥檚 gonna love you like nothing else. Feeling that massive Rush, the drop off, only to feel it instantly building back up into another orgasm?
At that points it鈥檚 just <3 noises and thumping his fists on the bed. No brain, no words, simply bliss <3
JUST SOME MISC SHIT??
If you have a Chest Of Any Kind he wants those puppies IN HIS FACE. Big or small, he wants em <3. Pressed against his face? Seeing them bounce while you rail him? The softness and warmth makes his brain go stupid. ALL ABOUT THOSE CONTRASTING SENSORY EXPERIENCESSSSS聽
50/50 on how high he鈥檒l want to be. Sometime he prefers his Baseline Level Of Intoxications but,, othertimes he鈥檚 gonna pop an Assorted Bundle Of Shit
Aphrodisiacs, hard drugs, some shit he鈥檚 cooked up himself - usually those are the time鈥檚 he鈥檚 had A Fucking Day And A Half and,, seriously needs to get his brain fucked out. Please provide this <3
If you ask him to eat you out/suck you off <333 sometimes he鈥檚 just gonna melt naturally into body worship?? One minute his lips doing their Most to make you cum,, and then he鈥檚 licking at your stomach and thighs <3
he just gets,, very into it?? the taste of your skin, the texture (stretch marks, birth marks, old injuries, etc), the smell, etc. Completely shuts off his brain <3 he鈥檒l positively lavish you in messy kisses and licks.
Prostate stimulation + your mouth on his tip = slack jawed, eyes rolled back, dead silence.聽
Just,, slowly curling your fingers inside, while lapping along his frenulum?聽
The lights upstairs shut off entirely. Nobody鈥檚 home. He鈥檇 let you do that shit for actual hours if you could keep it up smdnsd.
HH ANDRE LEE <333 LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND,, THIS WAS SO FUN.
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cognitosclowns18 days ago
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I feel like Andre would actually be the perfect person to do drugs with if you had never done them before. Like, even if you had never done a drug in your life if you told him you wanted to try he'd be like "ok that's great here's the SMALLEST amount of (drug) so you don't freak out and have a bad trip" and he'd stay with you the whole time to keep an eye on you. Maybe this is just me projecting cuz the first time I experimented with drugs I had a bad trip, but I don't care. I love Andre.
tw : drugs, drug use!!
NO ABSOLUTELY, if there鈥檚 anyone to experiment w/ drugs with??? Andre is probably the best choice
Not only does he have an,, extensive collection of Extremely Illegal Substances that he knows are clean, but smb with the experience to take care of you if you start feeling off!!
His place is also Decked Out with anything you might need?? Food, water, teas n drinks. He gets chilly vv easily so plenty of blankets if you start getting chills, etc
He鈥檇 probably also be a great person to look after you while you鈥檙e high, even if you aren鈥檛 having a bad trip?? Considering how often he鈥檚 inebriated, he鈥檇 probably have a good idea of how to make ppl feel comfy and safe!!
Need someone to hold you for a bit? No problem! He鈥檚 also fantastic at distracting you if you start feeling nervous or shaky!! smdns this man could talk for hours about absolutely nothing if you want. Want to go Absolutely Feral? HELL yea he鈥檚 always up for causing some chaos smndsd
<3 Andre Lee
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cognitosclownsa month ago
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Could I pester you for some Dr. Andre x male reader nsfw content?
you can ALWAYS PESTER ME FOR SMUT SMDNSMD
Minors piss off!! not for you!!
Nsft content!!
<3 Andre
If you possess the Peen? He sucks dick like a champ
just,, no gag reflex? He makes the most vulgar, guttural noises dmsnd like he鈥檚 having a religious experience i stg? He doesn鈥檛 even care if his throat is sore聽
He鈥檒l actively encourage you to thrust into his mouth - straight up grabbing your hips and tugging to tempt you <3 cheeky bastard
Even if you are not a Peen Wielder, his mouth with gladly be put to use - he鈥檚 exceptionally dextrous with this tongue, and he likes to impress <3
His fingers are kinda bony bc,, hes a scrawny guy! Also kinda crooked from his clumsiness + cracking his fingers constantly. He鈥檒l definitely finger you but,, be warned smds
He鈥檚 either slow and savouring, or absolutely rutting into you like it鈥檚 the last thing he鈥檒l ever do smdnsd the Chaos (tm) doesn鈥檛 go away in bed
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*cocks cock*聽
If you decide to do the fucking?
Oh buddy he鈥檚 grinning like a madman the whole time. Sex is a very happy affair for him - he doesn鈥檛 get why it should be super serious? He鈥檚 absolutely cracking jokes, spread shamelessly while he smokes a blunt smdns
You can absolutely fuck that smile off his face if you work at it thought!!
Protip : slow and hard, rather than fast. You鈥檇 expect him to want super fast sex, but tbh the stuff that wrecks his brain is when he can feel every drag. Torturously slow on the pull out before slamming back it, he鈥檒l be putty in your hands.
When he gets to that point, he starts rocking back against you!! Eyes all closed and rolled back, mouth hanging open - it鈥檚 probably the most calm you鈥檒l ever see him smdnsd
He鈥檒l hook his legs around you to keep you close when he cums <3 lots of vv guttural groaning in the back of his throat!!
He鈥檒l snuggle into you during the post-orgasm bliss of it all <3 all pink and sweaty, he鈥檒l probably fall asleep right there with you inside him if you let him smdnsd
<3 <3 <3 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK!!
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