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hotspace39 · 16 days
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spencestiel-michelle · 4 months
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Garcia: i can’t believe you lied to us! 
Derek: what are you- 
Reid: we were just in town and guess who we saw?! 
Garcia: Santa Claus
Reid: Santa. just a myth?
Garcia: who totally exists- by the way.
Reid: then explain how we have this! 
*Reid yanks out picture of him and Penelope standing next to Santa*
Derek: you… *exhales* my apologies. clearly, i was mistaken. 
*everyone walking away* 
Garcia: ha. he tried to argue with two geniuses. get it line. 
Reid: the odds of him winning that was colossal. 
Garcia: get. in. line. 
Derek: guys, we have to start the whole Santa thing again. 
*JJ, Hotch, Emily, & Rossi all sigh and grunt*
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franticraven · 2 months
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Isn't she just?
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Master episode
Doctor: oh Master what are you doing here?
Master: you'd never believe it but I'm here to help you darling
Dr: you're right I don't believe
Companion: gay?
M+D together: no homo *snog*
Dr: oh no bad guys
Master: haha I made alliance with bad guys! I'm safe! Wait, bad guys? What are you doing? It's me, Master-
*they all run*
Dr: wait where is Companion
C: I here and scared.
Dr: good. Now I just defeat baddies *tries. Gets caught. About to be killed*
Master: I must sacrifice myself to kill the bad guys because if they kill babygirl I mean Doctor before I do I will never live with myself
C: okay lol bye
Mater: *dies*
C: you think we'll ever see him again?
Dr: no, babygirl I mean Master is long gone, for good, finally, no possibility of cloning, no extraction points, no resurrections, no timeline forks, nothing. Nada. Goodbye, babygirl M. Forever.
M: hi guys I'm back
Dr: Yayyy ily- I mean wtf. Okay bye
[CREDITS]
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Jack: How petty can you get? Doctor: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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unicornblossom13 · 2 months
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Aventurine: Do you think I’m pretty?
Ratio: No, you’re too short and bossy and your nose is all funny.
Aventurine: Good enough.
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Chrome: Senku, why do you, Taiju, Tsukasa and Hyoga wear skirts when you know pants are still a thing? Just have Yuzuriha make you new outfits.
Senku: Because based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
Yuzuriha, nodding: The Scots were right all along.
Gen: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.
Kohaku: The Scots were right all along.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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JOHN: are you from space?
KARKAT: OF COURSE I'M NOT, YOU QUARTER WIT.
JOHN: oh.
KARKAT: NOBODY'S FROM SPACE. I'M FROM A PLANET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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lilartifex · 8 months
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Based on a post by @headcanonthings.
I've only recently started actually using Tumblr, and I forgot how much fun the #incorrectquotes tag can be. :D
This could honestly fit any and every Doctor, but I've already got stuff lined up for some of the others so I guess Thirteen gets this one.
Hope ya like it!
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expectiations · 28 days
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River: i kind of maybe really like someone, but i’m really worried about telling you who it is, because you’re really not going to like it Amy: just rip it off like a bandage River: it’s the Doctor… Rory: put the bandage back on. right now
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hi-i-reblog · 1 year
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hotspace39 · 1 month
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i am having the time of my life making these
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Y/N : Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Clef?
Dr. Clef : No :)
Dr. Jack Bright : I do!
Y/N : I know, Bright
Dr. Jack Bright : I’m sad!
Y/N : I know, Bright
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biggest12fan · 3 months
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clara: danny pink is dead the doctor: ok? and? who asked? lol
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iamsuperwholocked · 4 months
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Ianto: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Jack: Thank you
Ianto: I didn't say that was a good thing
Jack: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Doctor, talking about Jack: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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