One of my favorite aspects of watching House MD is when literally anything is happening and Wilson is just there in the background making this fucking face
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Do you ever stop and think about all the ridiculous and kinda hilarious things that sound like headcanons but are actually are canon in House MD? Like,
• Wilson is canonically fantastic in bed
• House was canonically a cheerleader in college
• Wilson canonically gets whiskey dick
• House canonically attends a festival every year where he makes a spud gun
Just to name a few. Feel free to reblog and add because House MD truly has one of the most entertaining canons.
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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
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I'm watching House MD and got possessed by the PicMix evil demon virus to make these...
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I am currently rewatching House MD. I got inspired while half asleep to draw them. I decided to give House and Wilson a little Good Omens spin and I love them.
They are now Ethical Omens MD. The "ethical-not-so-ethical" husbands. Lol.
(I may do some more House MD x Good Omens (Ethical Omens MD) Fanart because I really enjoyed drawing them.)
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