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God I can’t wait for Keeping Up with the Evanuris (Dreadwolf)
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b-e-e-h-o-p · 9 months
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DID YALL KNOW THAT SOMEONE MADE SPEEDRUNS DEDICATED TO HOW FAST THEY CAN GET TO THE PUNCH SOLAS SCENE 💀💀💀
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alltears · 8 months
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dragon age twitter au? dragon age twitter au. ASSORTED BUT MOSTLY SERA EDITION
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woollywanderer · 1 year
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Post Tresspasser, Solas spends half his time in the fade staring mournfully at Lavellan from a respectful distance; and the other half running away from Cole.
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katanadragonking · 3 months
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ass-deep-in-demons · 1 year
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elvyn · 9 days
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My Dragon Age elf girls
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monkiinart · 3 months
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more arne
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brekkie-e · 1 year
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I just want to remind everyone.
Varric had Cassandra completely fooled into thinking the Inquisitor was going to propose to some mysterious unknown paramour during Trespasser.
Now. This isn't entirely impressive given we know he is well adept at fooling Cass.
However, I raise you this. Solas's spies were all over Halamshiral. Can you imagine being the poor spy that has to report to the Dreadwolf that the Inquisitor is very soon to be engaged.
Solas being torn between deep confusion, disbelief, and dramatic throes of pathetic pining. Realizing her relationship must have gone on for sometime without his knowledge if she's ready to propose. Being devestated that while he has sat here pining, she had already found another to shower in her affections. Being distraught that whomever this is, she deems them enough of a catch to propose herself. Who the hell are they? Could they really compare to the Dreadwolf? She never proposed to him. Discovering the source of the information is Varric, and realizing he shouldn't take it at face value. But not quite being able to shake off the "oh woe is me my life is over" energy despite it.
This is complete crack, obviously. I just think it'd have been hilarious if when you finally reach him in Trespasser he's got:
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Draped over that Eluvian behind him. He tries to say, "I suppose you have questions." And it comes out, "Were you going to invite me to the wedding?"
When Cass finds out she screams "Vindication!" And tries to convince Varric she wasnt the only one fooled.
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cinehomophile · 20 days
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the inquisitor herald of andraste will be like everyone Stop i sense something important here and then its a six pack of Blightweiser crushed by a fallen tree
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“I fired and I missed.”
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sarialue · 1 year
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alltears · 2 months
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dragon age twitter au? dragon age twitter au. INQUISITION EDITION PT 2
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woollywanderer · 1 year
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I like to romance Solas not just for the drama, but for the huge ego boost. Imagine having a main character so hot that an actual elven god is tempted to give up his world-ending plans because he wants to tap that ass.
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katanadragonking · 5 months
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crossdressingdeath · 1 year
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Weirdly I think one of the funniest things to me in DAI is that Quiz has to do paperwork. Like, they've got papers all over their desk and they're going over something when they enter their room at the start of Bull's romance (and then drop all the pages on the floor which I love for reasons I can't articulate). They've got paperwork. This is a combat-based RPG where you travel around Thedas saving the world, but your character is also having to read and probably write reports just all the time whenever they're not out Being An Adventurer. As if it wasn't bad enough that they're pressured into leading the Inquisition and dragged kicking and screaming into Chantry nonsense at every turn and also that their hand is slowly killing them, they have to do paperwork about it.
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