#dragon age shitposting

[squirrelwithatophat]

Friendly reminder that post-DA2, after helping the city elf refugees, Merrill canonically takes the reconstructed eluvian (which she absolutely did not destroy because only a complete monster would Rival her) back to the clan of her birth, who celebrate her accomplishments in curing the Blight and recovering a vital piece of ancient elven culture and are totally horrified by the way Clan Sabrae treated her after they had been so kind as to entrust one of their precious mage daughters to them. Merrill thus wins the admiration of all Dalish in southern Thedas and settles down happily ever after with her wife Isabela.

Okay fine, by “canonically,” I really mean “because I said so,” but anyone who disagrees with these claims can meet me in the fucking pit.

*throws chair against the wall sobbing* I just want all of my faves to be happy

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #merrill #merrill dragon age #merribela #da2 #clan sabrae #eluvian #shitposting #dragon age shitposting #pro elf #blood magic #blood magic is awesome #using blood magic to purify the taint and offend everyone was very cool and sexy of her #100

[clairedelune-13]

Just realized. Cullen Rutherford is the Ken of DA: I. 🤣

No, Curly, I don’t want your 6 spindleweed.

#dragon age shitposting #cullen rutherford #he’s just ken #dragon age inquisition

[kingdomzeldaquest]

I think I offended poor Varric

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #wicked grace #dragon age wicked grace #dragon age varric #varric tethras #inquisitor #you can see my visible confusion #yes I did reload #dragon age shitposting #dragon age shitpost

[gafellique]

Explaining dragon age book lore that actively retconned stuff from dragon age origins and giving kels a mental breakdown bc they didn't know about Alistair's mom being Fiona lmao

#polkstext #dragon age shitposting

[theharlotofferelden]

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate gale #game: baldur's gate 3 #c: gale #i am once again shitposting about gale #he's just a guy #just a silly lil guy #personal: my posts #dragon age #personal: shitpost #post so good it was stolen by a popular blogger #pinning this post until i make a new art piece #i made that work of eufemia back in 2021 it's been like 3 years lmao

[mogwaei]

just another old man wizard pondering his orb

happy dragon age day 2023!

#solas #dragon age #dragon age inquistion #dragon age dreadwolf #solas dragon age #I TOLD U IT WAS A FANCY SHITPOST-MEME #mogwaei arts

[gvalesdraws]

scribbles from my last playthrough. what a great game

#oh yes hinterlands i adore hinterlands #the start of the game when you a mighty herald of andraste and a miserable loser at the same time #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #dragon age fanart #no really fanart just shitpost though #dragon age shitpost

[lomakes]

I’m never going to finish this so have this dumb shit post of seren and zev

#dragon age #zevran arainai #aeducan #the warden #seren aeducan #da fanart #da #lo art #i need to stop putting so much effort into shitposts bhbbb

[solas-backpack-mug]

#dragon age #solas #dragon age dreadwolf #solas backpack mug #dragon age meme #fen'harel #da shitpost #my art

[pancakesprince]

happy easter

#solas #dragon age #shitpost

[sloanesmortuary]

drawing's been hard lately but i've been playing dragon age 2 and made this

#merrill #merrill da2 #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #shitpost

[squirrelwithatophat]

“Solas broke my heart -”  

Yeah, I can’t believe he dumped me.  WTF, man.  And now you’re going off to wreak havoc and destroy shit without me, after all this time?

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #solas #solavallen #solas x lavellan #solas x inquisitor #dai #dragon age dreadwolf #shitposting #dragon age shitposting #da:d

[shyfrog-says]

Dragon Age Origins: "There's a Blight on the land and I have to stop it."

Dragon Age II: "There's Templar corruption and an army of Qunari, and I have to stop it."

Dragon Age Inquisition: "There's a Darkspawn Magister and a hole in the sky, and I have to stop it."

Dragon Age Absolution: "I'm GAY and I'm going to make it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM!"

#dragon age #dragon age day #dragon age origins #dragon age 2 #dragon age ii #dragon age inquisition #dragon age absolution #shitpost #frog #meme #gay #lesbian #wlw #mlm #lgbtq+

[kingdomzeldaquest]

Is it a red flag that after finishing Origins and DA2 my boyfriend still fully supports the Templars and cannot see why anyone sides with mages?

#dragon age origins #dragon age 2 #dragon age inquisiton #dragon age #Templars #mages and templars #blood magic #mages #dragon age shitposting

[hinterlost]

textposts that I feel vibes with the companions/advisors

#i have no idea #its shitpost time #dragon age #Dragon Age Inquisition #DAI #cullen rutherford #josephine montilyet #cassandra pentaghast #solas #varric tethras #josephine #leliana #blackwall #the iron bull #iron bull #cole #vivienne #dorian pavus #dorian #sera dragon age #sera #madam de fer #I'm gonna start affectionately calling the companions/advisors ''my chickens''

[varricscrossbowbianca]

yet another Dragon Age + text posts

#da #da shitpost #dragon age shitpost #dragon age #alistair theirin #cullen rutherford #garrett hawke #marian hawke #anders #herren