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duhragonball · 10 months

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Super Dragon Ball Heroes 25-28

Hey, Janemba’s back in black. Let’s see if I can knock this one out before I go to work.

Last time, “Dr. W” lured Xeno Goku and Xeno Vegeta to Hell, where he fought them both to a standstill, then sent all the data he collected to Janemba, who is now somehow back and ready to kick some ass. I don’t understand why this was even necessary, since Dr. W was doing just fine on his own.

I feel like a pair of Super Saiyan 4′s ought to have an easier time against Janemba than this, but his color scheme is different, and he does have all of that data to warn him about things like “Goku punches a lot” and “watch out for Vegeta’s rapid fire attack that never works.”

Then all the other good guys teleport in, and I guess this was Fu’s plan? He used Bojack and Turles to keep them busy while he birdnapped Tokitoki, then he sent them all to Hell, where Janemba would be ready to finish them off.

Oh, and Xeno Trunks can do Super Saiyan 3. You know, they could let Xeno Pan do all sorts of crazy transformations, just like everyone else in this show, but they don’t, because Toei’s a bunch of assholes.

Then these two show up. Their names are Putine (left) and Salsa (right). it is impossible for me to take Salsa seriously, because his dour expression is a little too dour, to the point of self-parody. Also, his edgy hood has cute ears on top, like he took some Pikachu merchandise and dyed it black to complete his aesthetic.

Putine and Salsa are demons who fought against the Time Patrol some time ago, but this time they offer a way to destroy the Universe Tree that’s currently threatening the multiverse, so they all join forces to defeat Janemba. But Janemba won’t go down so easily, even in a six-on-one affair.

Then Salsa suggests that Xeno Goku use the same trick he used to defeat “the dark dragon”, and I finally realized he was referring to the Shadow Dragons from GT. Which trick, though? Fusion? The bullshit spirit bomb? Swallowing a Dragon Ball? A lot of those things only worked because of GT Logic, but this isn’t GT, so we have to be careful. Eating a Dragon Ball might actually kill a person here.

Turns out they were referring to the dumb bit where everyone lends their energy to Goku to charge up his Super Saiyan 4 form. This is one of the stupidest bits from GT and the only consolation I have is that Vegeta Blue hates this crap even more than I do. Xeno Vegeta seems to have no strong feelings about it, as he just stands beside Xeno Goku and accepts the same power-up.

I guess I should talk about the worlds these characters come from. Obviously, the concept here is that we have a set of Time Patrol characters who look like they’re from Dragon Ball GT, and a set of “main” characters who look like they’re from Dragon Ball Super. But it doesn’t quite line up that way. Xeno Goku remembers fighting the Shadow Dragons, but he clearly never vanished for 100 years with Shenron like Goku did in the finale of GT. This partnership with Xeno Vegeta doesn’t work in the GT continuity, because they were only both SSJ4 for a handful of episodes. After that, Vegeta powered down, and then Goku didn’t return to Earth until long after Vegeta’s death.

On the Super side of things, the Goku and Vegeta in SDBH have different clothes on than what they wore in Super. They remember the Tournament of Power, but they also remember the movie villains like Cooler, Bojack, and Turles. Curiously, none of these characters seems to remember Janemba, so I don’t know what to make of this.

Anyway, the charge-up works, and Xeno Goku and Xeno Vegeta work over Janemba, then finish him off with a double Super Dragon Fist. Does Xeno Vegeta have no pride at all?

Wh-what if we intertwined our ki dragons together in the same villain? Ha ha, just kidding...

...Unless...

So with that nonsense out of the way, Putine teleports everyone to the Universe Tree. No one questions how she knows where to go or what to do. Then again, I guess this is the only lead they have.

Meanwhile, in a different part of Hell, we see a prisoner...

And it’s Hearts. And he’s pretty happy, apparently. Sheesh, does anything bother this guy?

At the Universe Tree, Vegeta tries to blow it up with a ki blast, but the tree just soaks it up like everything else. Then Fu shows up and mocks their attempts to stop it.

Towa is also here, and she arranges for most of the good guys, and Putine and Salsa, to be teleported away. She leaves Goku and Vegeta to fight Fu by themselves, although Fu doesn’t understand the purpose of this.

Fu seems to be more than a match for them, in part because he’s infused himself with Cumber’s dark ki, which corrupts the minds of those who come into contact with it. You know, except for all the times fighters would hit Cumber and that didn’t happen.

We see Cumber trussed up in a machine that presumably siphons off his power and sends it to Fu, or the tree, or whatever. I’m starting to see why people ship Cumber and Fu. All they ever do is get into these kinky situations.

So Fu uses Cumber’s power to make Goku and Vegeta go feral, but instead of turning on one another, they both go after Fu anyay. Fu hits them with a big attack and that snaps them out of it, so what’s even the point?

So Goku convinces Vegeta to fuse with him, since Vegito can protect himself from the Cumber effect. Apparently Salsa left them a pair of Potara Earrings to use. Uh-huh....

Meanwhile, Towa explains her plan to the other good guys, whom she has trapped in a field of Cumbers’ energy. Is Cumber that powerful? Cooler defeated him, after all.

She informs them that she “created” Fu. I’m pretty sure she just had a baby with Mira, but she created Mira as well, so you can never be too sure with Towa. Fu represents the data Towa has collected from a multitude of powerful figthers. Mira had a similar deal, so I’m pretty sure she just means Fu inherited the same chimera DNA Mira had.

Towa then pulls some sort of dark energy out of her captives and explains that this is the “Dark Factor”, a power that once inhabited Mechikabura before his death at the hands of Trunks. When he was defeated, Mechikabura released the Dark Factor and it went into the Time Patrollers who were there at the time. Towa apparently arranged this so she could retrieve the Dark Factor when the time was right. Her aim is to put the Dark Factor into Fu, which will allow him to become the new Dark Emperor, Mechikabura’s successor.

Well, now it makes more sense why they did the special in Episode 20. They were doing more than reintroducing Fu and the Time Patrol after all.

Xeno Goku briefly escapes from his bonds, but then Mira shows up and cuts him off. He also brings Xeno Goten and Xeno Gohan to this place, since they had to pull the Dark Factor out of their bodies as well.

Then they all get sucked into a time hole or something.

Back at the Universe Tree, Vegito and Fu continue to fight. Fu is impressed with Vegito’s power, but Vegito says that Fu never knew how strong Vegito was, because all he ever did was observe him from the shadows. Fighting Vegito directly is a whole other story.

Then Fu says the Universe Tree is finally ready, but when he goes to check on it, he’s horrified to discover that it’s withered and dead. What could have happened?

Super Shenron happened, that’s what. While Fu was screwing around, Beerus, Champa, Whis and Vados arranged for the Super Dragon Balls to be collected, so they could wish for the Universe Tree to be destroyed. Well, I guess that wraps up this caper... or does it?

#dragon ball #super dragon ball heroes #2023dbapocryphaliveblog #goku #vegeta #trunks #pan #gohan #goten #putine #salsa #janemba #dr. wheelo #fu #towa #mira #hearts

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sporadic-icons · 4 months

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Dragon Ball Salsa RP Icons

Free to use. Likes or reblogs are cool. Icons are from Super Dragon Ball Heroes: Dark Demon Realm. I believe there are 15 of them.

#dragonball #dbz #dragon ball #dragon ball heroes #dragonball heroes #dragon ball super #dbs #manga icons #rp icons #icons #dark demon realm #salsa

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mayhem444 · 2 years

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#Majin Salsa #DBZ #Dragon Ball #dragon ball heroes

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 1 year

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Summary: The Dragonborn tells Odahviing why she needs to return to Windhelm, but Odahviing doesn't want her to go. And, perhaps, she doesn't want to go either.

Author's Note: This is purely self-indulgent. I'm kinda hooked on the idea that if Leara was pregnant with Ulfric's baby, Odahviing would steal the baby along with Leara. Leara's kid would have a cool dragon dad.

please I just like parent AUs and I am not sorry

But this isn't a parent AU! This is Rosewing mutual pining at its corniest.

Please enjoy, with extra salsa for your corn chips.

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"I'm pregnant."

One lazy dark eye opened to take in the Dragonborn. She was clad in only a linen robe, her long, pale golden legs exposed. She lay in the curve of his neck, her bare toes braced against his muscles and her back against his jaw.

Pregnant?

"Are you ill?" Odahviing asked.

"I suppose I feel a little ill, but I'm all right." His Dovthurjud sighed, her delicate pink mouth falling open. "You'll need to return me to Windhelm."

Hot fire boiled in the red dovah's belly. "Do you wish to return to the Strunkodaav?"

She pressed her face into his, so much smaller and yet so worthy of his adoration. "I must, for the baby."

Odahviing cast his mind back to the moment he took her from the Strunkodaav's city. Exhausted and fragile, a snowflake threatening to shatter. She climbed on his back then, despite the guardsman's plea for her to consider what the Jarl would want. Reason said the Jarl did not want the Dovahkiin flying off with a dovah at the flap of a wing. That had been two months ago. If Odahviing returned ber to the Strunkodaav, she would not come back. He could not, would not let his Dovthurjud return to life as a weapon for mey joor paar.

Not now, not after the tinvaak of their zii together.

Odahviing curled his tail closer, encircling the Dovahkiin, his heart heavy. She was Judsedov. If she commanded him, he would carry her to the Strunkodaav and never return. He prayed to Bormahu that she did not wish that of him. His soul would wither, feim zii, and there would be no return.

Odahviing growled.

She was on her knees beside him, her long cool fingers stroking the soft scales in the hollow of his cheek. "What is it?"

He was silent a moment longer, basking in the feel of his Dovthurjud's hands on him, stroking him.

Ah, if only she understood what she meant to him! But the minds of joorre are finite, even those with the Sossedov.

Hi los dii zii yol.

The fire in Odahviing's chest raged. He could not tell her that. He turned his head away from her hands.

The Dovahkiin stood and at once Odahviing felt the loss of her proximity. From the corner of his eye, he watched her leave the protective ring of his body, her feet padding against the dusty stone of Skuldafn's high fane. Her head was bowed behind a curtain of chestnut curls.

"You don't have to tell me if you don't want to, mon coeur fidèle." Behind her veil, her smile was ever present, but Odahviing could not face it. "I'll get my things."

Then his Dovthurjud was gone. Odahviing coiled into a tighter ball. He did not wish her to leave. He needed her to stay. Her and . . .

The Junsedov was with child. The Strunkodaav's child. And she was returning to the mey joor for the sake of her kiir.

But, did she have to? What awaited monah and kiir in the Strunkodaav's Hofkahsejun but an eternity bound to joor paar and a life away from the lok se Keizaal?

Stones trembled as Odahviing jarred to his feet. His wings drug behind him as he crossed the high fane to the dwelling of the sonaak. His Dovthurjud had sheltered in there from the day he brought her to Skuldafn, her joor slen too delicate to withstand the frigid nights and harsh winds for long. She took Nahkriin's home as she took his mask, her strun sweeping through and cleansing the traces of the old order away.

"Ysmir," he rumbled, standing outside her door.

After a moment, it creaked open. The Dovahkiin's face was pale, her eyes wide and ringed red. "What's wrong?"

Odahviing teetered on the edge. There were many things he had not told her, but his pride would not allow him to let her go back to the Strunkodaav unaware. "I do not wish you to leave."

She stared at him. "But I cannot stay. Ulfric . . . the Jarl needs to know about, about the baby." Her eyes fluttered closed, but a tear still escaped to wind down her cheek. Odahviing did not miss it.

"Does he?" the dragon rumbled low in his throat.

"We-well, of course he does." Another tear, chased by a third and a fourth. "This is his heir. He'll want them safe and, he'll want them there. With him."

Lowering his head, Odahviing pressed his snout against the gentle swell of his Dovthurjud's breast. Her small warmth was a balm against his boiling thoughts. With hesitant hands, she ran her thin fingers over over the ridges of his nose. Her rosy mouth was twisted in a grimace, as if pained. Odahviing's soul stung at the sight.

"What do you desire, Ysmir?"

"I—" Her eyes were still closed, but the tears were coming down soft and fast now. "I don't—"

A gentle purr rumbled out of the red dovah's throat as his Dovthurjud pressed her face into his snout, her arms stretched around him as far as she could reach. Then her knees buckled and Odahviing was the only thing between her and the cold flagstones.

"Kunziiyol," he whispered.

She let out a sob. "I can't leave, I can't—"

"Kunziiyol."

"Mon coeur." He felt her lips press like a brand against his snout. "Je t'aime."

He did not understand. The Judsedov said many things in some joor tinvaak that he did not comprehend, but her voice soothed the inferno in his spirit. "Kunziiyol."

Her hands fisted against his scaled ridges. Then she spoke, her voice so low that he only caught the vibrations of it through the air: "I don't want to leave you."

The dovah hummed.

"Odahviing, please." She lifted her head, her pale golden face shining with tears. "Ask me again?"

Ask her . . .

"Stay."

Her lips were on his scales again, again and again as she ran them in a hot trail across his face. "Yes, yes, I'll stay."

Warmth bloomed like sunlight in Odahviing's chest, golden and all-consuming. His Dovthurjud, his, and her kiir, she would stay, both of them.

Slipping his tongue from his mouth, he slid it passed the folds of his Dovthurjud's robe. Encircling her leg, he ran it up the silkin skin and pulled her legs against him. The Dovahkiin gasped, slipping forward along his snout as he lifted her. "Why do you want me to stay?" she asked, breathless as her weight settled over him.

Holding her aloft, a growl tumbled out of his throat. His Dovthurjud's eyes squeezed shut and she moaned, her mouth falling open. In response, his tongue constricted around her thighs, cradling the swell of her below the hips.

"Why . . . " she tried again, her voice trailing off in a groan.

He could not speak, not with her form enfolded in his tongue, with the taste of her on his lips, in his mouth . . . He could taste the changes in her body on her skin, though they were not yet visible to the eye. With her supported against him, he moved away from the sonaak's dwelling, carrying her to the ruins of the portal to Sovngarde, now sealed. Settling in the epicenter of the crater, he lowered the Dovahkiin to the ground, drawing his tongue back from the warmth of her skin. She slid to the ground, her legs disappearing beneath the pale linen of her robe. Odahviing reared his head back to take her in. Joor though she was, she was the Judsedov, his Kunziiyol. His.

Tears still stained her face, but there was a light in her eyes, a bright koor where before there was a brooding strun.

"Odahviing."

He bowed his head, settling it before her on the ground. Almost at once, her hands were stroking him again. "Do you not know?"

"Tell me."

As the Judsedov commanded, he must obey.

"You are my Dovthurjud, the great queen over all the dov."

She hummed, a chestnut curl trailing its way over her shoulder to settle on her breast where her robe fell open. Offhand, Odahviing noticed that she had not worn her wrapping. Just as she wore nothing about her hips.

"You are my Kunziiyol."

"What does that mean?" she asked, quick, eager.

Odahviing blew warm air against her, ruffling her curls and exposing the slender curve of her neck and shoulder. "You are the firelight burning in my soul."

"Odahviing, please." Her hands never stopped their gentle motion. "I don't understand what that means, but I, I think I have an idea, and I need to tell you something," she pursed her lips, her own small tongue poking between her teeth.

He could taste her emotions on the air, rising and full where earlier she was dampened. He could not bear for her to be so again.

"I don't want to take my baby back to Windhelm." She kissed him. "Maybe it's the way I left or because of the time we've spent here, but I, I don't want to leave you. I can't. Ulfric can do without me because I find I cannot do without you."

He breathed on her again, his warm breath flushing her skin.

"Odahviing," she whispered, leaning her head against his. "Mon coeur, I love you."

Kogaan Akatosh, but he loved her too.

#rosewing #fanfic #Odahviing #dragons #oc: leara roseblade #the elder scrolls #skyrim #mod post #dragon x human #last dragonborn

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polycharismas · 1 day

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tumblr is Not going to stop me . mexican norton campbell is so real trust me i saw him buying una order de tacos de bistec con cilantro y salsa verde con una coca cola en un puesto de tacos the other day . he would have loved dragon ball z . i bet hes norteño .

#submission #im making a new post limit also . i guess . not that it matters (yeah it does)

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maddmuses · 9 months

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Name: Madd, Maddlynn Maddithan, Maddie, Maddster, The Maddest, Waffles, Maddwaffles, Maddest One Around Age: 27+2 we ain't countin' them COVID years Gender: pebsi (fluid)

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Food(s): Barbacoa, Tacos, Tomato, Steak, Corn on The Cob, Salsa, Mint Ice Cream, Stroganoff, (still true af untouched except ig we can add caldo de res which I have been really about lately) Drink(s): Bepsi, Milk even tho it hurt me, Coors, Vanilla Bepis (even tho I can't fucking find it) Book(s): The Legends of Drizzt, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, Assorted D&D Manuals, Any decent Graphic Novel, Strong Manga series; Hajime no Ippo, Eyeshield 21, Boku no Hero Academia, Bleach, Dragon Ball, Hikaru no Go, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh/GX, Naruto, Slam Dunk, karate shoukoushi kohinata minoru, One Piece. We also addin' Chainsaw Man Favorite Author(s): R.A Salvatore, Ed Greenwood, Akira Toryiama, Tite Kubo, Masashi Kishimoto, Oda, Rowling (Pre-TERF) nah fuck that bitch not even pre-TERF she was wildly overrated, Tolkien Song(s): We don’t have time to be here all day, I’ll list some recent listens; Ocean Avenue - Yellow Card, No Flex Zone - Karmin and Watsky, I’m Something Else - SomethingelseYT, Dammit - Blink182, Punk Rock 101 - Blink182, Almost - Bowling For Soup, Stan - Eminem feat. Elton John, Absolutely - Nine Days, Simple Plan - Summer Paradise, So many Ninjasexparty songs, Rambe - Slow, Rambe - Don’t Greed, Zombie Love Song - YFM, Maroon 5 - Sugar, Reunion - Busted, Year 3000 - Busted Honestly those all slapped so imma add a few more recents: Montero, Good 4 u, My Nonfiction, Boyfriend Complex, anything by the nerdcore rappers

Movie(s): The New Guy, Spider-Man Homecoming (okay just that whole trilogy was best honestly), Spider-Verses too, Star Wars: A New Hope, Ed, Edd, ‘n Eddy: Big Picture Show, Hairspray (Musical)

TV Show(s): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Ed, Edd, ‘n Eddy, The anime adaptations of most of the manga I listed above, Ash Vs. The Evil Dead, King of The Hill, South Park (It fell off), Community, One-Punch Man, Gravity Falls, Scrubs, Venture Bros., Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, Daria, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, The Boondocks, Saturday night Live when it’s decent, King of The Hill, Futurama, The Conners, As Told By Ginger, The Bear

Band/group(s): Busted, Blink 182, Maroon 5, Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Ninja Sex Party Solo Artist(s): Rambe, Owl City, Billy Joel Place(s): Oregon, San Diego School Subject(s): Drawing, English, History Sport(s): Boxing, Karate, Football Male Actor: ?????????? Female Actor: ???????????? I CAN LIST CRUSHES I GUESS BUT YOU DIDN’T ASK I DON’T THINK ABOUT ACTORS THAT MUCH

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Best Friend: Brandon (no longer roommate, he still isn’t on tumblr) Significant Other: Am the Single Pringle ;'( Siblings: TONS Dream Job: Online Content Creator, Teacher, Professor Tattoos: Nada Piercings: Nope Languages: English, Spanglish, Spanish Lite

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Reason Behind URL: Well Madd is a component to my standard web handle maddwaffles, for prefix being appropriated from an ex while we were dating (it was a cute thing because we matched) that just hasn’t really evaded me. When it was yallneedahero I would have a more clever answer for you. Reason Behind Icon: I love Isane Nami and you should too # of Posts: 20,535!!!! HOLY SHIT BEFORE IT WAS ONLY 5,235 I SCALE SO HARD Why You Joined: idk!?!!?!?!?!? # of Blogs: P much just this one now

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dybelh · 1 year

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Otaku de clóset (?)

Todos alguna vez hemos estado en el clóset. Y no me refiero al típico estigma de ocultar nuestra sexualidad, sino que a veces ocultamos gustos o preferencias por el solo hecho de salvaguardar nuestra propia integridad, pero... ¿es realmente necesario?

Creo que depende del caso.

Hace unos 7 años, pasaba yo por una grave enfermedad llamada "pendeja intensa con miedo a la soledad", y eso me llevó a ocultar varias cosas sobre mi persona solo por el hecho de sentirme socialmente aceptada, y una de esas cosas era mi gusto por el animé.

Veo animé desde que tengo memoria; desde series que en su momento no entendía como Angel, la niña de las flores, que estaba obligada a ver solo porque a mi madre le encantaba, hasta otras ya clásicas como Dragon Ball y Ranma 1/2 que comenzaron a formar mi tan exquisito gusto por esta tendencia conocida como monos chinos.

De hecho, fue gracias a Ranma que empecé a indagar en mi lado bisexual. Osea ¡por favor! era un chico que se transformaba en chica y ambos estaban igual de buenos ¡Una ganga! Y más encima la chica era pelirroja... Alabada sea la señora Rumiko. En fin, que el asunto es que para cuando yo pasaba los 22 años tenía la cabeza revuelta entre cosas que me gustaban y nadie sabía, cosas que no me gustaban y casi nadie sabía y cosas que quería saber si me gustaban, pero, adivinen; casi nadie sabía, porque resulta que además de otaku salí reservada (por no decir introvertida) así que poco hablaba de mi mundo interno. Y a eso se le sumaba la presión familiar de "cuando tengas un buen novio", "cuando quieras casarte", "el hombre adecuado para ti" y bla bla, todo se trataba de consigue luego un hombre y libera a la familia del martirio de tener que verte (paréntesis: yo era la oveja negra. Cierre paréntesis). Así que bajo toda esta dinámica de lo que me decían y lo que yo no decía, sentía que el mundo estaba mal y que yo era una incomprendida que, además, no sabía para dónde iba la cosa. Pero como la presión sicológica es más fuerte, me esforcé por encontrar un hombre agradable, maduro y adecuado para presentar a la familia.

Pero esas características se contradecían con mi naturaleza ñoña y una ya creciente adicción por el porno gay. En ese tiempo aún conocido como yaoi.

En fin, el asunto es que hice caso, y después de una primera relación fallida con un chico 5 años mayor que yo y con problemas de abandono maternal, entablé una relación con un tipo 10 años mayor que yo con problemas de abandono maternal (ja,ja, doblé la edad, ¡qué loco!)

Entonces empezó esta travesía llamada "salir con un tipo mayor porque es más maduro y tu familia pensará que eres normal".

No entraré en detalles de cómo lo conocí y cómo es que se dieron las cosas entre nosotros porque lo importante aquí es que yo tuve que iniciar una noble carrera de cosplayer. Sí, cosplayé de normie 100% real no fake por primera vez a mis 23 años.

Para lograr verme normie hice cosas que ahora me suenan a locura, pero ya que, las hice. Primero cambié la foto de fondo de pantalla de mi celular. En ese tiempo recién se estaban poniendo de moda los touch así que aún no era adicta a tener la galería llena de fotos de mis husbandos, waifus, crush, shotas, femboys, furros, gays 2D y un largo etc. Así que por ahí fue tarea fácil. Puse de fondo una foto de mi perrita. Por otro lado, saqué mi llavero de Inuyasha de mi juego de llaves y compré uno de mandala color violeta para aparentar que vibraba alto y andaba en busca del Nirvana. Aunque estaba más cerca de pegarme un Kurt Cobain que un Siddhartha Gautama, en fin... También me hice de un par de outfit coloridos, me hice visos en el pelo, reemplacé la música de monos chinos de mi moderno mp3 por clásicos del rock latino y el new wave y me apunté a clases de salsa y bachata (p.d. tengo menos ritmo que una gotera).

Ya instaurada mi apariencia normie, comenzó mi vida de la amiga/casi algo/casi nada/casi poco porque al final el tipo no quería nada serio y con suerte me presentó a los dos amigos más cercanos y nada más. Pero todos eran normies así que me acomodé a las juntas de fin de semana, beber cerveza, escuchar Soda Stereo al mismo tiempo que los Pet Shop Boys y tener sexo descontrolado casi todos los días. Sexo en la noche, sexo en la mañana. Sexo después del carrete, sexo antes del carrete, sexo los lunes por la mañana para empezar bien la semana, sexo los martes para no perder la energía, sexo en la cama, en el living, en el patio, encima de la mesa, la lavadora, en el sillón, con la ventana abierta, cerrada, con música, haciendo escándalo, con ropa y sin ella, con ganas y sin ganas, sexo porque sí, porque no y hasta por si acaso porque aunque me gustaba, como era una pendeja complaciente no sabía decir que no cuando realmente no tenía ganas y así fue como descubrí lo que era el "mal sexo". Toda una montaña rusa de emociones y hormonas. Pero al final de cuentas, cuando al fin pasaba un único fin de semana al mes en mi casa, mi única vía de escape era leer historias de dos tipos que se dan como cajón que no cierra y que me hacían quedar más mojada que la gata bajo la lluvia de la Rocío Durcal.

Y ahí es donde me preguntaba: ¿Realmente es este el tipo de relación que quiero?

Pero no hacía nada al respecto porque uno a esa edad lo que tiene de caliente lo tiene también de pendeja. Y así se me pasó más de un año.

Supongo que el exceso de hormonas me afectaba la línea de pensamiento crítico y no lograba comprender que ese no era el camino correcto, por el contrario, me hacía cada vez más ilusiones de que con esa persona yo haría una vida de familia. Ja, ja, ya, ríanse no más. Hasta soñaba despierta con que armaríamos nuestra propia empresa y viajaríamos por el mundo en las vacaciones junto a nuestra hija pelirroja (no sé por qué me la imaginaba pelirroja, pero les juro que Ranma no tiene la culpa), pero todas esas fantasías estaban tan, pero tan lejos de la realidad, que cuando me abrumaba terminaba leyendo yaoi.

Y manteniendo este vaivén de "realidad vs ficción" en mi cabeza fue que recibí un mensaje por Messenger.

Era de una amiga que había hecho en la adolescencia y con quien mantenía un contacto "regular". Debido a que habíamos pasado por la época de ir a la universidad y posteriormente trabajar, no nos habíamos comunicado, pero justo en uno de esos fines de semana solitarios leyendo algún manga random con temática BL, ella aparece y me habla.

Resulta que esta amiga, además de ser alguien con quien tenía una buena comunicación a pesar del tiempo y la distancia, también fue con quien tuve mis primeras experiencias sexualonas, así que créanme, nos conocíamos bastante bien, y era esta persona quien me hablaba para invitarme a su casa un fin de semana y ponernos al día con nuestras vidas.

Hablar, obvio. Esos siempre fueron los planes.

Pero pasó que antes de ese encuentro, todo pasó como si hubiese sido vertido dentro de una olla a presión y explotó. Chan chan...

Resulta que mi relación normie era realmente muy normie, porque él, como buen hombre heterosexual traumado por una madre abandonativa y una exnovia engañadora, también me engañaba. ¿O yo era la otra? Quién sabe. Aunque me gusta defender mi derecho como "la oficial", porque, a pesar de que no éramos pareja, yo pasaba bastante más tiempo en su casa. Así que esa cantidad de días me daban cierto estatus, creo yo. La cosa es que un día estaba buscando ropa para ponerme (en casa de él) y no había nada ¿Dónde estaba toda mi ropa que había acumulado allí por más de un año? Busqué y busqué hasta que di con una bolsa en lo alto del clóset y como estaba muy arriba solo alcancé a jalar de ella con la punta de mis uñas y la bolsa cayó, impactando directamente en mi rostro, luego cayó al suelo, dejando un montón de prendas desparramadas a mis pies. Poleras delgadas y floreadas y ropa interior colorida y muy, muy femenina. Algo que yo nunca usaría, aun intentando ser normie...

Ninguna de esas prendas era mía.

Así que ahí comprendí que estaba siendo desplazada.

La mezcla de emociones del momento fue abrumadora. Me sentí peor que beta rechazado por un seme-alfa-dominante-empresario-millonario-musculoso que me reemplaza por un omega. Dolió... Pero también me abrió los ojos.

¿Realmente valía la pena luchar por mantener esa vida llena de farsa, de sexo y falta de tiempo para leer porno gay? Pues no.

El cómo terminó esa relación es un acto digno de teleserie venezolana porque fue absurdo cómo la vida hizo coincidir de la nada a tres personas en el mismo espacio para hacer que todo estallara.

Esa fue la primera vez en mi vida que creí en el karma.

El asunto es que se terminó. Y ese mismo día que salí por la puerta de la casa que me había recibido por más de un año, respiré hondo, y lejos de sentir tristeza, sentí alivio (inserte letra de "libre soy" en su mente). Lo primero que hice fue ir a la plaza a tomar sol, me compré un helado y me lo comí mientras llamaba por teléfono a una amiga para contarle sobre lo ocurrido. Luego volví a mi casa, me tiré en la cama y me puse al día con todos los yaois que tenía pendiente hasta que los ojos me gritaban "¡ya basta maldita loca pervertida!"

No se imaginan lo liberador que fue. También le pedí disculpas a Inuyasha por haberlo desterrado como mi llavero principal y me puse a leer Berserk porque necesitaba una historia peor que la mía para limpiar mis pensamientos.

Dos semanas después fui a ver a mi "amiga". Pero esa historia da para largo así que será para otra ocasión.

¿Qué aprendí de todo esto? Que el tiempo mejor invertido se pasa leyendo manga.

Me prometí a mí misma que no volvería a fingir ser una normie. Y si alguna vez llegaba a conocer a otra persona, me debía aceptar como la fujoshi friki que soy.

Alerta de spoiler: casi nadie lo acepta, así que eso nunca pasó xd. Pero sigo viendo a tipos coger y de eso no me arrepiento.

Aprendizaje en base a la experiencia: más edad no significa madurez mental ni responsabilidad afectiva.

A esta historia le dedicamos el animé de Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashi porque ¡el amor es difícil para un otaku! Ojalá kami sama me mande un Hirotaka... o una Hanako, soy feliz con cualquiera <3

Hasta la próxima, mis queridos hijos. Aprendan de esta historia y no la repitan.

#anime and manga #fujoshi #bl manga #otakugirl #otakuforever #wotaku ni koi wa muzukashii #vidanormie

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yamchaas · 2 years

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Do you think Yamcha would sell his old line of Salsa… I ask because I’m watch Icarly 😂😂😂don’t ask

Honestly I could see that- like he's known to be a good cook and he's famous so I believe Mr Yamucha Dragon Ball could have a successful salsa line.

#ask #chips too

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bleedingheartachehotel · 4 months

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One thing I miss from older Dragon Ball games is that in Raging Blast 2, you could set up an AI battle (or even Tournament) and watch the characters fight. Also the co-op playing. The even older ones had Playable characters you don't see today like Kid Chi-Chi, Zarbon, and Salsa.

#heartache.txt #they phased out a LOT of characters

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24x7newsbengal · 2 years

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Black Brick Café serves up a sizzling plate of emotions!

In the heart of Kolkata, where modern meets vintage, here for the love of good music and food, Black brick cafe has left the best impressions! Hospitable hosts, delicious dishes, beautiful presentation, wide list of food including thai and burmese, shisha and wonderful desserts. Sizzlers make for a fun choice of food especially with its hint of drama, the hiss of the steam from the metal plate, delicious aromas wafting by and the tangy sauces coating the choice of protein. A palatable picturesque arrangement of blazing hot grilled, roasted and/or fried meats or vegetables served on a sweltering plate along with sauces and sides is the perfect meal summed up. Black brick Cafe has added a variety of sizzlers to their regular menu, encompassing the love of Kolkatans for the iconic dish. Located in Bhowanipore, the restaurant has a whole section of their menu dedicated to their signature sizzlers. Available in both vegetarian and non-veg options, the delightful sizzlers combine the flavours of the world to bring an authentic culinary experience along with generous portions.

Vishal Marwaha, the co-director of the Black Brick Café said, ‘As Kolkatans are indulgent foodies and sizzlers are an eternal favourite so we thought of starting this sizzler extravaganza, specially made for those who want to experience a smoking hot treat especially during the monsoons. The response has been phenomenal and we are happy that this idea generated this much interest. Our café, which has been here for nearly two years have always tried to incorporate some new dishes and with the accessible price point we are looking forward to the next phase. I would highly recommend everyone to try the Italian Job Sizzler and the Chelo kebab Sizzler for sure.’

Besides a galore of lip-smacking vegetarian and non-vegetarian delectables, foodies can also savour the taste of Asia, Mexico, India and Italy at the fiesta! For the lovers of everything Mediterranean, patrons can start off with the Italian Job, where exotic veggies paired with spaghetti and arrabiata sauce and served with garlic bread takes one on a primo journey, the Grilled Murg Makhanwala is a desi take on the classic with Murg Makhani, sauteed veggies, cheesy potatoes are served with herbed rice for a spicy kick, the Grilled Paneer Makhanwala is the vegetarian iteration with a slab of creamy paneer grilled to perfection. For those going the oriental route, the Dragon encompasses a sizzling plate of hakka noodles or rice, singing chicken and kimchi, Bangkok on a Wok mingles the classic Pad Krapow Gai sizzler with flavourful basil rice and raw papaya salad, the Mexican has spicy mexican rice, beans, assorted veggies, potato wedges, tortilla chips with a choice of either chicken strips or cottage cheese encased in a fiery chipotle sauce. The newest addition is the Chelo Kebab Sizzler, which evokes the familiar comfort of a hearty Chelo kebab which includes two varieties of kebabs, buttered rice and a poached egg on a smoking hot plate.

For any sizzler fans, the choices are downright delectable and worth a try for all! In conclusion, any sizzling dish here that comes through those kitchen doors is pure divine. Besides the sizzlers, they have the Chowringhee Cheeser (INR 280), which has the flavorful combo of cheese and chillies all combined for a perfect toastie served with a NYC style mayo, the Nacho Picho (INR 320), has the crowd favourite nachos served with fresh housemade tomato salsa, sour cream and oodles of cheese. One can also chase down the sizzlers with their new summer coolers which includes Fresh Daab Cold Mojito (INR 250), Aam ka Panna Twist (INR 250), Apple Bessilato (INR 240), BBC Special Rocket Cold Coffee (INR 250) or sweeten the deal with their Brick Ball (INR 450), a chocolatey delight that has warm chocolate sauce drizzled over a dome made of chocolate. Photography by Biswajit Saha Read the full article

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duhragonball · 10 months

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Super Dragon Ball Heroes 37-40

Take a good look, because Cell doesn’t move from this spot for the rest of this arc. :(

Last time, Goku got some help from Hearts, a dead bad guy from earlier in this web anime. They then went to rescue Vegeta from an alternate version of Goku Black, and then they got rescued by Cell, of all people. They take shelter in a cave, where they discuss the situation, along with additional allies that were revealed but not identified in the previous episode: Gohan, Krillin, 17, and 18.

To clarify, this planet is Earth, but not the Earth of Universe 7. We’re in a new universe, the one created by Fu’s Universe Tree in Episode 32. This new universe is an incomplete copy of Universe 7, so it has all the same planets and buildings, but no people. Apparently there’s senzu beans, Dragon Balls and Dragon Radars just lying around, but I don’t understand how the Dragon Balls even work when there’s no Namekian present to sustain them.

This group is joined by three demons: Putine, Salsa, and Shroom, who calls himself a “former” demon. Hearts and Cell already explained that it was Demigra who brought them out of Hell and into this universe to help resist Fu. I don’t think they know who Demigra is by name, but that’s the idea. I think Shroom, Putine, and Salsa are all working for Demigra too? And they probably brought Krillin’s group from Universe 7?

The main thing about all the Demon characters is that there’s two main factions. One, the Dark Empire/Time Breakers, are usually led by Towa, who often seeks to elevate a Dark King to power, like when she restored Mechikabura, and then later empowered her own son, Fu.

The other faction, Demgira-gun, is led by Demigra, a self-styled “Demon God”, whose primary goal is to seize control of Tokitoki, the Divine Bird of Time, which will allow him to become a time-god or something. He and his minions keep popping up to sabotage the Time Breakers’ plans, presumably because Demigra sees a Dark King as a threat to his own agenda.

Now, at the moment, Shroom, Salsa, and Putine appear to be working for Demigra-gun, but I’m not sure how deep their loyalty runs. Some of these demons switch sides a lot, and I think some of them are double-agents. Or maybe they’re only helping Demigra for the same reasons Cell and Hearts are working with him. They share a common enemy in Fu, but that might be all it is. I suspect that if Demigra were the one threatening the status quo, Putine might be teaming up with Towa.

Anyway, Shroom “explains” that in this new universe, Black has been “using” Fu to carry out the Zero Mortals Plan. From here, he’s been killing mortals in this universe and the original multiverse. I put “explain” in quotes because I don’t understand how or when this happened.

Okay, so Fu created the new universe in Episode 32. We’re up to like 37 right now, and barely any time has passed. And yet, the idea here seems to be that Fu somehow retrieved a Goku Black from an alternate timeline, and told him what would happen to him in his future. Goku Black then resolved to fight Gokus from other timelines, defeating 100 of them so that he could gain better mastery over his own body. Then he set up shop in this new universe, where he’s supposed to be killing the mortals who live there. Except... there aren’t any? The Time Patrol said in Episode 32 that the New Universe is uninhabited.

Maybe the idea here is that Goku Black is the reason that it’s uninhabited, but if he killed the entire population of the new universe, then why does its West City look so pristine? You’d think there would have been a battle. Or maybe the idea is that Goku Black is just using the new universe as a way to safely attack the original multiverse. We saw that damage to buildings in the new universe would cause similar destruction in the original, except there might be people in those buildings in the original world, so Goku Black could use that to his advantage, destroying major population centers that are empty in the new universe but full of filthy mortals in their counterpart. Except... again, we don’t see any destroyed buildings. He blew up a planet in Episode 36, so maybe he just hasn’t gotten to Earth yet, but I’m still confused.

So the situation is grim, and Black needs to be stopped, so Vegeta is arguing in favor of accepting Cell’s assistance. It disgusts him, and it must disgust the others even more, since he’s having to talk them into it, but he doesn’t see that they have a choice. Cell agrees that he doesn’t want to work with them either, so their alliance will only be temporary. Then he thinks to himself that he’ll fight the good guys later, but...

... Hearts can read Cell’s mind, and he suggests that Cell set aside his future plans for now.

Okay, so that’s settled, but Goku doesn’t think they have enough power to win this thing. So Putine, Shroom, and Salsa open up a portal to a dimension like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, where Goku and Vegeta can train for the battle while the others keep Black occupied. Goku can use this chance to refine his Ultra Instinct, while Vegeta can master that “evil aura” power up he gained from fighting Cumber and Turles.

Meanwhile, Goku Black reflects on his plan. Okay, I think I get it now. He says that “soon” mortals will be born into this new universe. He calls them “fake mortals”, so I guess they would be copies of the real mortals that live in Universe 7. Black’s plan is to kill the copies, which will automatically kill the real things. So it’s not that he’s already wiped out a bunch of people, it’s that he’s preparing to do that later on, as the new universe matures into being.

I’m still not sure what his connection to Fu is, since Fu’s the one that brought him here. I think this means Fu wants all the mortals to die from all of this? Or maybe Goku Black is going into business for himself, but Fu surely would have expected the guy behind the “Zero Mortals Plan” to try something like this, right? It’s not like Goku Black never talks about it.

Then the mysterious stranger shows up to attack him, and....

... It��s another Goku. Fuck dammit. I don’t know if this is some edgelord AU version of Goku, or this is some other clown who stole a Goku’s body. I guess it could be another character who just happens to look like Goku, such as Turles, Bardock, or Goten. Maybe it’s Goku Junior from the GT TV Special? That’d be a weird twist.

Krillin and Gohan’s squad try to jump in to help the mysterious Brown Goku. That’s what I’m calling him now. I will not be accepting critiques. But before they can help, three more assholes show up: Dr. W, Bojack with bigger hair, and Super 17 with a mask on. Okay, let me unpack this, because I don’t understand Fu’s side of this at all.

During the Universe Creatuon Arc, Fu had a team of guys to help him: Bojack, Turles, Cooler, Dr. W., and Super 17. Okay, fair enough. Cooler and Super 17 never actually did anything in that arc. The next time we see Cooler was in this arc, where he and Frieza chase Goku, and then Goku Black tries to use them for his own ends. So I have no idea whose side Cooler is supposed to be on, or how Frieza got involved.

Super 17 still hasn’t done anything, but he’s got a mask now, so I don’t know what to make of that. We won’t see him again during this arc, so I guess we’ll never know what he was supposed to do. Turles was fighting Vegeta in this arc, and then he turned on Goku Black, so I guess he’s off Fu’s team. Bojack and Dr. W are still on board.

Then we have Janemba and Broly, who seemed to help Fu, but I don’t know if they were even aware of what side they were on at the time.

So I think that’s Fu’s whole group, but it’s pretty fluid. Speaking of Fluid, Dr. W starts melting as he transforms into Dr. W’s... no, Dr. Wheelo’s true form! Why would they treat this like some big reveal? Gohan and Krillin are the only ones here would would even know who Dr. Wheelo is, and the audience either figured out he was Wheelo from the start, or they never cared.

Wheelo’s true form is basically a more humanoid-shaped redesign of his robot body from DBZ Movie 2. Not bad, although I really wish they would have picked a brighter color scheme so we could see it better. But that’s Wheelo’s whole aesthetic, so fair play to Toei, I guess.

Meanwhile, Goku Black turns into a Super Saiyan Rose 3? Or something? He defeats the Brown Goku this way.

Then he rips off the Vengeance Cannon again. Up yours, Goku Black! I ripped that idea off of the Special Beam Cannon fair and square.

Then Goku and Vegeta show up and Brown Goku just buggers off, saying he has other things to do. Fuck you, Brown Goku. You look ridiculous.

Look at this nonsense. Why is he wearing a mask when the whole point is that he looks like Goku? It’s dumb as fuck.

They work over Goku Black for a bit, but he can absorb energy from all the other fights that have been going on, which makes him strong enough to handle their combined assault. Also, he whips out a corrupted Scroll of Eternity from the Xenoverse games, and it produces...

Majin Omega Shenron! Sure, Okay. I guess this sort of adds up, since Goku Black was using Dark Dragon Balls to control Frieza and Cooler earlier, so maybe if you use them all together you get an Omega Shenron. Not sure where the Majin business comes in.

But Cumber takes Omega Shenron on, and Hearts explains that he’s a villain who once fought the other version of Goku, presumably meaning Xeno Goku from the Time Patrol. So Hearts and Cumber handle Omega...

While Goku and Vegeta use fusion to deal with Goku Black. Okay, so this is like the fifth time we’ve seen fusion, right? We saw Vegito Blue take on Cumber, then Vegito 4 fought Cumber, then Gogeta Blue took on Hearts, then Vegito Blue and Vegito 4 vs. Fu. Oh shit, I was wrong, this is the sixth fusion in this series! Wild.

The good guys win and their enemies vanish. Then Brown Goku comes back with seven Dragon Balls and wishes everyone out of the New Universe. Okay...

Goku finds himself at the Universe Tree, and Fu now looks like a child with one wing. He reveals that he merged with Dogidogi, the Bird of Catastrophe who also intervened to save him from Demigra’s Time Labyrinth.

Oh, right, I forgot that Fu and Xeno Vegito were trapped inside of this thing, which is why we haven’t seen Xeno Goku or Xeno Vegito this whole time.

Also, SSJ4 Broly is here, because why not?

Gradually, everyone starts showing up to back Goku up. Cumber and Hearts appear and Cumber insists on fighting Broly, which works for me.

Vegeta and Xeno Goku and Xeno Vegeta also show up and they fuse into their respective Gogetas. Eight fusions. We’ve seen fusion eight times in this web series. It’s only like 5 hours long.

Not to be outdone, Fu reveals he has TWO wings. You thought he was at his limit before? With just one wing? You fool!

So in this form, Fu has some attack that de-fuses the Gogetas immediately, and he also removes the Vegeta from the battle by teleporting them away or something.

Before he can destroy the remaining Gokus, the Supreme Kai of Time shows up and gives them some sort of huge power up. They fire Kamehamehas at Fu...

And it doesn’t fucking work. Well, why would it? This asshole just beat TWO GOGETAS IN ONE SHOT. Toei broke their own broken power scaling nonsense. Where do you go from here?

Then Fu draws power from the Universe Tree itself. Uh, why? You were already winning, dummy!

But not so fast, Goku accidentally taps into the Universe Tree’s power as well, and he manages to control it for himself, which evens up the odds.

They have a standard-issue beam struggle, Goku prevails, and Fu vanishes. Tokitoki brings back the Vegetas, and Hearts explains that Broly and Cumber ran off togehter to make out continue fighting. Hearts asks Goku if he defeated Fu, and Goku replies with a definitive “probably”. Fuck you, Super Dragon Ball Heroes.

The Universe Tree has been completely drained of its energy, so now all that’s left is for Chronoa and Tokitoki to restore the original universes to normal. There’s a short musical montage during this, but all we see are the same good guys just floating around watching Chronoa.

Meanwhile, Brown Goku reports to some new lady and says that he successfully destroyed Fu’s new universe. She asks if he saved his son, and he did, apparently. I guess he’s one of those other brown guys in the back of this shot. The lady says that it’s now time for her to reveal herself. As I recall, this is Aeos, another Supreme Kai of Time, but we’ll see about her next time.

And that’s the New Spacetime War Arc. Kind of a hot mess, as we’ve come to expect from this series. It’s still pretty good for what it is. Some of the fights in this seem to have a marked improvement in choreography and animation, and There’s a lot fewer randos just standing around not contributing to the plot. I like that Cell got to be in this thing, but I’m also very irritated that he didn’t actually get to do anything. Maybe he’ll be in the next arc, but I doubt it.

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