Susanooh: Now all I have to do now is stay under the rader and not run around like a jackass saying-
Ruby: I’ve got the Keystone! *Runs past Susanooh*
Susanooh: …I was gonna say “Come and get me, little Raggy”, but that works too! *Runs after Ruby*
Adachi: Maybe that annoying brat won’t find me if I just lay low and don’t run around like a jackass saying-
Susanooh (running after Ruby): Come to papa, you little shit!
Adachi: …I was going to say “Come and get me, dumbass”, but that works too! *Runs after the duo*
*Smash Bros. scenario*
Pit: Uh…Viridi? A little help here?
Viridi (fawning over Link): Oh my god, he’s so hot! I just wanna grab him and-
Cloud (doing pull-ups): Sixty-nine, seventy, seventy-
Dark Pit: One time you’ve defeated me, Hero of Twilight. And that’s one time too many!
Jin: Did you do anything to me when I was unconscious?
Ragna: What? No! GOD, no!
Jin: Oh, thank god. I j- Wait, what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you?!?
*Final Fantasy VII scenario*
*Cloud impales Sephiroth from behind*
Cloud: What was that? I couldn’t hear you over that hole I made in your STOMACH!
*Dragon Ball Super scenario*
Future Trunks: Now me put this in a way you’ll understand: I’m about to blow my load all over your insides.
Fused Zamasu: …What the…
Future Trunks: No homo. *Kills Zamasu with the Sword of Hope*
*Persona 4 Arena scenario*
Sho: So, what are you doing here?
Adachi: Oh, you know, just…wandering around.
Sho: Wandering around?
Adachi: Wandering around.
Sho: Thwarting my plans?
Adachi: Thwarting your plans?
Sho: Are you?
Sho: Good, ‘cause that’d be bad.
Adachi: How bad?
Sho: I’d have to kill you.
Adachi: That’s bad.
*Full crossover scenario*
Terumi: Which means…which means…!
Hazama (deadpan): He (Ragna) took the Azure.
*Terumi, in his Susanooh Unit, screams at the very top of his lungs, chasing after Ragna*
Noel: Uh, Ragna? Do you hear that?
Ragna: I FEEL that.
*Flash cut! to the world of FFVII*
Cloud (hearing the scream): What the hell is that noise…?
*Flash cut! to the world of RWBY*
Ruby: Ah, time for a delicious strawberry dri- *Hears the scream* Huh? What the heck is that?
*Flash cut! to a bad future of FE:A*
Lucina (reading through a book): Purgatory…hell… *Hears the scream* Morgan? Morgan, do you hear that? Oh gods, is that mother?!? LEAVE US ALONE!!! YOU’VE ALREADY TAKEN FATHER; WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?
*Flash cut! to the world of Persona*
Sho: Alright, other me. Once I kill Adachi and take his persona, I will finally achieve the world I’ve been longing to recrea- *Hears the scream* …Daddy?
Manikin!Terra: Lord Kefka, Exdeath and The Emperor are scheduled to arrive in five minutes.
Kefka: Thank you, fake maiden.
Manikin!Terra: Also, after rising concerns with our personnel…exploding, we’ve decided to form a union!
Kefka: …Adorable. *Blows up the manikin*
*Smash Bros. scenario*
Puppet!Palutena: Galeem, sir, we have another DLC character who didn’t get disintegrated.
Galeem: Oh, tell me you didn’t let him in here.
Banjo & Kazooie: Hello, Mr. Galeem!
Galeem: Oh, goddamnit!
Terumi (delirious): I am here for it…
Noel: For what?
Terumi: Azure…I need…the Azure. Give it to me. I need to kill…that bitch…
Noel: Are…you okay?
Hazama: I think your rage broke, Terumi.
Terumi: SHUT UP, CORPSE OF HAZAMA!
Noel: What was that?
Terumi: I’m not crazy! YOU’RE CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU, HAZAMA!
Noel: Who are you talking to?
Terumi: The Azure! Hand now, please.
Kefka: Hello? Can I…help you with something?
Sephiroth: Yeah, the first thing you can do is go die, save me the trouble.
Kefka: Ooh! Ooh! Is this really happening? ‘Cause I really hope it is.
Sephiroth (laughing): Trust me, you don’t want a piece of what I am now.
Kefka: Then come on, bring all five feet of you. Or should I count your stupid sword?
Sephiroth: Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal clown.
Kefka: Big talk coming from all bipedal bitch.
Sephiroth (laughing): Oh, I gotta admit, you are the best challenge I’ve gotten out of the other fighters yet.
Chaos: Kefka! Stop making out with your boyfriend! I can hear it from here! It sounds like… *Makes a bunch of gargling noises*
Kefka (sarcastically): Thank you, lord Chaos!
An art of the lad! I’m not great, but I felt like sharing it, so here he is!
Bulma: You’re standing on thin ice, Vegeta.
Vegeta: I’m standing on the floor.
Bulma: It’s an expression.
Vegeta: It’s a carpet.
Some Android 17 Variants
Quitela: Hey do we have any parm a Shaun cheese?
Quitela: Farmer John
Quitela: the stuff you put on pizza