Yang: You know it’s no longer pregaming if you don’t go anywhere right?
Yang: That’s just drinking alone.
Yang: Oooh ara ara
Blake: *anime lust face*
Winter: oh how lewd! * makes it her screensaver*
Velvet: mmmm big.
I just finished Dragonslayer for the first time and…I don’t understand why everyone hates this book so much? Seriously, I heard part 3 was the worst part and?? Did I miss something? Personally I thought it was pretty great! Wren is amazing, love Ivy, Violet and Daffodil - SKY IS A BABY ❤️ And Murder Basket!! Gotta love Murder Basket!
Ruby: cute rose noises*
Weiss: oh no.
Blake: *oh no. Im catchinh feelings
Yang: screams into a pillow
Yang: *being forces to crawl on her knees* im gonna get him for this.
Jaune: what was that pet?
Yang: nothing master.
Ruby: Cute Rose Noises!!!
Weiss: Cute Tsundere Noises
Yang: Happy Ugly Crying
I see this mostly as a dragonslayer thing…maybe a bit of knightshade
Jaune being a “pure soul” decided to show whoever ships you want that he can tie a knot real quick
Would any of those ships react in a nsfw way?
dragonslayer, knightshade, rogue knight, cloak and stagger and sherwood knight
yang: *wears a cow bikini* hehehe moo!
yang: hey loverboy. you want milk from the udder?
jaune: … *starts sucking her tit*
yang: *blush* h-hey!
jaune: what? you offered.
Naughty Yang Xiao Long: Make Jaune have a heart attack from her brazen flirting.
Innocent Yang Xiao Long: Make Jaune have a heart attack from her pure adorableness
This is gonna be a remake/redo of my “RWBY ships and how I feel about them” post I did way back when. I’m still gonna include all the previous ships I’ve talked about, as well as some other ships I missed before. I’m also going to categorise them, but not by rank, you’ll see what I mean.
(Disclaimer: Just like before, this is how I feel about the ships. So if there’s a ship I say something bad about that you actually like, remember that this is My. Personal. Opinion.)
Jaune’s other ships:
Any of Salem’s ships (Witch’s Blood, Black Ice, Black Cat, Burning Witch, etc.):
the scavengers all have names like how nonbinary people name themselves
blake: stupid. sexy. jaune
fiona: *dont think about how hot he is!*
yang: thats daddy right there
blake: *rolls her eyes
yang: fucking hell
ruby: *sad rose noises*
weiss: Hey! no kiss?
blake: *sad kitty noises*
yang: *red eyes* I WANT MY KISS
fiona: blush* j-jaune?
yang: damn jaune you look hot.
may: mmm mama likey
blake: damn it jaune stop being hot!
vevlet: fuck hes hot!