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Hermione: Talk to him, that's what boyfriends do.
Draco: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Hermione: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Draco: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
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So, I don’t have a penis.
But if there’s one thing I’ve learned is that penis havers can and will do the helicopter thing.
Why in the name of all that is fanfiction have I never read a fic that has Harry doing this at Draco.
It’s on par with Harry being the “cringey to be funny” partner 😂😂
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smol drarry comic
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it does work :D
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starchaserfanatic · 5 months
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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panda-malfoy-93 · 8 months
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OMGGGG THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Honestly though I had a heart attack when ao3 was done but we survived it!!!
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littlewinnow · 3 months
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Au where the malfoys move away from the manor, scorp goes to preschool (harry + albus r there too??) and they explore the muggle world???
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oddikon · 1 year
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Harry’s Snapchat
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frm9pm · 11 months
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mirror of ecidyrue
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writerquil · 1 month
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when I go to a ship page for shits and giggles and so I can laugh and internally pick fun at it only to start shipping it myself
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oxydiane · 2 years
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harry: my old archenemy, draco malfoy
voldemort: i thought i was your archenemy?
harry: i have a life outside of you, tom
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spacesaz · 2 months
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As soon as I woke up I grabbed my phone and wrote this down like a person possessed
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blakeblueboi · 2 months
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The sitchie being bullying Harry and the impies being his big fat crush on one (1) Harry Potter
Please this was so funny in my head
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Cedric: *flirts with Harry*
Draco and Crabbe: *watch them*
Crabbe: You're awfully quiet, Draco
Draco: Nobody plans a murder out loud
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the sorting hat, barely touching my head for less than a second: THERAPY THERAPY STRAIGHT TO THERAPY
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starchaserfanatic · 5 months
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Does anyone else read fics that have absolutely zero conflict? And it’s all just nice and sweet?? Because reality is just such a kick in the teeth?? No? Just me?
Like let me have my silly little guys and let them be in love with no trauma whatsoever, okay? Okay, great. Just let them be silly.
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accio-sriracha · 4 months
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Auror Drarry:
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Harry: *terrified of needles* I swear to Merlin I am going to pass out right now.
Draco: Stop whining, Potter, you're fine.
Harry: I am LITERALLY bleeding to death.
Draco: They're taking one vial. You defeated the Dark Lord you can handle a needle.
Harry: You wanna swITCH ME??
Draco: *also terrified of needles*
Draco: *literally shaking*
Also Draco: Would if I could, Potter, but I wasn't the one who got himself cursed, was I?
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