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a-very-potter-tumbly · 2 days

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Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Draco, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 3 months

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Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Draco: You’re not going to believe what just happened, Pansy! Potter walked right on by me like I wasn’t there! Does he not care about me at all?

Pansy: Okay, well, does Potter even know you like him now?

Draco: I don’t know! I’ve ignored him, I’ve been mean to him. What else can I do?

Pansy: …sounds like you’ve tried everything

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cheridraco · 1 year

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draco: can you like fuck the sad out of me

harry: how about you share what's upsetting you instead

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solitary-pixie · 3 months

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Harry mooning over Malfoy who dropped by to discuss a case with an auror

Ron : Oi Mate I hope you know to move past this pining and snag a date with Malfoy you gotta start being friendly and compliment him. Atleast stop insulting him and hope he miraculously snogs you.

Harry : Yeah I guess you are right sighs

Few days later

Harry nervously : Malfoy your hair looks good today

Draco : does a series of diagnostic spells I can't find anything wrong with you, did you hit your head on the way somewhere?

Harry still recovering from the unexpected spells : Wth Malfoy flustered stomps away

After 2837473 tries later

Harry : To what do I owe the pleasure of meeting you Parkinson?

Pansy : Stop giving me that attitude. I know what you are trying to do, it is quiet pathetic really.

Harry : AND pray tell what is it that I am doing?

Pansy : Trying to woo Draco ofcourse

Harry sputtering : WHAT you are crazy?

Pansy : oh darling now don't go acting all dumb on me, who do you take me for? Anyways I am here to tell you get your head out of your arse and ask him directly instead whatever that is you're doing right now.

Harry : AND why should I listen to anything you say?

Pansy : well I heard Daniel from Department of Games is asking him tonight, he quite a looker is't he?. Do what you what you want to do with that I am leaving now. Ta! Potter.

Later that evening in the ministry atrium

Harry gathering all the courage: Malfoy I want to take you out

Draco : Now Potter I thought we were past the phase of wanting to rip each other's throats evey few days.

Harry : throwing his hands up in frustration THAT'S IT I AM DONE I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. FUCK RON FUCK PARKINSON

Draco : 🧍🏼‍♂️

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bagerfluff · 7 months

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*Harry is crying after a breakup*

Draco: There there, Potter.

Harry: *still crying* Thanks, but how did you get into my dorm?

Draco: Great question—

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gwaineisbehindyou · 7 months

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Draco: "I'm a Malfoy, so I must have an elegant partner that show's true superiority."

Harry: "Good morning, sorry I'm late-" *Trips over own feet, tie is not even tied correctly, rapidly scribbling paragraphs for his assignment, while having messy bed-head hair. (Probably half asleep??? Idk.)*

Draco: "That. I want that one."

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just-a-random-bookworm · 1 month

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Harry: I was talking about this sham date of Draco's. I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous. Hermione: Well, clearly it's not working. Harry: Are you insane? Of course it's working!! Observe my bitter ranting!!

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xxphenomeniall · 1 year

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"Can you describe Draco's hair?"

"Um it's, I don't know," he shrugged and looked at the floor, "short on the sides but longer on top. Has that fringe stuff that hangs over his left eye. It's blonde. White blonde I guess? Or platinum. It's slightly darker at the roots than at the tips. I assume that's from sun exposure. And it looks soft now that he doesn't gel it back," he looked back at Hermione.

Without missing a beat, she asked, "And could you describe Ron's hair?"

"It's red."

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blinger301 · 7 months

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Draco *Sprawled on the couch*: Haaarrry!! I'm hungry~

Harry *From the kitchen*: What you in the mood for?

Draco: Pickles and honey.

Harry: Really? Okay.

Harry*Returning after 5 mins*: Here

Draco: I don't want it anymore, I want Yogurt and chips.

Harry: Seriously? Won't that make you bloated?

Draco *With a belly the size of a watermelon*: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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kantimplora · 6 months

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book 6

Harry- MALFOY IS AVOIDING ME!

Ron and Hermione- yay!

Harry- NO, THATS BAD!

Ron and Hermione- ooh?

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 3 months

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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month

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Harry: Okay, when are you gonna tell Pansy that we’re going to live together?

Draco: Soon! I just couldn’t before. You saw how upset Ron got when you told him! I couldn’t do that to Pansy, she’s my best friend!

Harry: Well, Ron’s my best friend

Draco *gasps*: I’m not your best friend?

Harry: You just said——of course you’re my best friend

Draco *smiles*: Love you!

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cheridraco · 9 months

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harry: can I tell you something? don't freak out

draco: what makes you think I would freak out

harry: I love you

draco: I'm freaking out

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felixify · 1 year

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Draco : Let me make this very clear - I do not like you

Harry : Ok , let go of my hand then

Draco tightening his grip on Harry's hand : No

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the-real-milo · 1 year

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Draco: I’m going to sleep with Harry Potter

Pansy:

Draco: as a prank!

Pansy:

Draco: Haha it will totally get him what a good prank

Pansy: Hermione told me you’ve been sleeping with him for over a year now

Draco: goddamnit i’m starting up the race war again

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