#drarry shitpost

[the-real-milo]

Draco: I’m going to sleep with Harry Potter

Pansy:

Draco: as a prank!

Pansy: 

Draco: Haha it will totally get him what a good prank

Pansy: Hermione told me you’ve been sleeping with him for over a year now

Draco: goddamnit i’m starting up the race war again

#drarry #hp incorrect quotes #drarry incorrect quotes #draco x harry #harry x draco #drarry memes #incorrect drarry quotes #harry potter #harry potter funny #drarry shitpost #drarry smut #drarry ship #hp textpost #hp shitpost #dmhp #harry potter memes #draco malfoy #drarry fanfiction #pansy parkinson

[harryandginnydeservesbetter]

Draco : Come over

Harry : i can't, I'm under arrest for double homicide

Draco : My parents aren't home.

Harry : Ya..... About that-

#harry potter #harry potter fandom #hermione granger #ron weasley #ginny weasley #harry james potter #harry deserves better #harry j potter #harry james potter incorrect quotes #draco lucius malfoy #draco malfoy #incorrect drarry quotes #drarry fandom #drarry fic #drarry ship #drarry #drarry shitpost

[draco-and-harry-malfoy-pottah]

Harry: *behaves immaturely*

Draco: *huffs* teenagers..

Pansy: aren't you like one month older than him?

Draco: ...and?

#almost two actually #unhealthy.drarry.obsession on ig #drarry #draco x harry #draco/harry #harry/draco #drarry memes #drarry textpost #harry james potter #draco lucius malfoy #harry potter #draco and harry #harry x draco #draco malfoy #drarry ship #drarry shitpost #drarry squad #drarry is real #drarry is canon #drarry incorrect quotes #drarry imagines #drarry stuff #drarry smut #pansy parkinson #pansmione #drarry quotes #draco is gay #slytherin

[spn-lesbian]

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

#fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #archieve of our own #reading #shitpost #otp #meme #fanfic meme #destiel #sabriel #sambucky #stony #wolfstar #catradora #lokius #dianetti #peraltiago #drarry #sprolden #narlie #linny #dreamhunter #finnpoe #lumity #symbrock #newtmas #cherik #johnlock #buddie

[sophiasrant]

I am not immune to best friends who are in love with each other

#especially when they’re doomed by the narrative to never have what they want #I was gonna say secretly #but everyone else knows but them tbh #this is about #timkon #damijon #dark sparks #lifetane #stucky #zukka #robstar #trobed #troybed #ghostflower #gwiles #clintasha #ladynoir #patrochilles #drarry #shitpost #sophia rants #huskerdust

[lilbeanz]

Sparkle, sparkle✨

(Can you FIND the AVPM reference?)

#drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #lilbeanzdrawings #shitpost #harry potter fanart #the gayening of draco malfoy #an excuse to animate (kinda) #hehehe <3

[havingaverydrarryday]

Draco: I really like this man but I don't know how to tell him.

Harry: Just ask him to the pub this weekend.

Draco: Do you want to go to the pub with me this weekend?

Harry: No, I meant ask them.

Draco: I just did.

Harry: What did he say?

Draco: I don't know. You tell me.

Harry: What do you mean?

Draco: I like you, you pillock.

#drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #hp shitpost #and they were partners #Aurors can be idiots

[basiatlu]

Rush

by @mono-chromia & @basiatlu

‘He’s not kissing me, but I can taste him. He’s not kissing me, but his tongue touches mine because I meet him halfway. He’s not kissing me, but I am kissing him.’

It’s one thing to let yourself want the things you want, and another to let yourself have them. Draco does neither, but a lot can change in a single night.

A story about being queer and being shameless, about feeling out of place and falling into place. About finding your people and letting them see you, no matter how uncomfortable.

word count: 10.5k

✨Read on Ao3✨

#this was birthed from me admitting I hadn’t watched the Rush music video and then crying like a big baby after it #Harry is a tramp and we love that for him #we are always getting distracted from the Big Project sorry #bosh and monos shitpost factory #drarry fic rec #drarry fanfic #drarry oneshot #drarry fanart #muggle au #art #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr #harry potter #doodle #drarry #digital art #draco malfoy #comic art #write mono write #boshdraws

[theidlespoon]

the drarry to jegulus pipeline is real

#drarry #jegulus #harry potter #marauders #james potter #regulus black #starchaser #sunseeker #fuck jkr #shitpost #fandom #fanfic #gay #ao3 #crimson rivers #tumblr #humour #draco malfoy #harry x draco #james x regulus #marauders fanfiction #house of black #house of malfoy

[valoale]

Very Slytherin of you, Draco.

Also I've always had a hc of Draco being left-handed, don't ask me why idk either

#i'm pretty sure this has been done already but anyway #was too lazy to actually colour it #not me shitposting memes again #bestie I have a problem #hp #draco malfoy #harry potter #hpdm #drarry #slytherin #memes #mine #valoale

[the-real-milo]

harry: you, draco malfoy, are my archnemesis

draco: we’ve literally been married for seven years i’m sorry i gave you a mug for christmas

#drarry #drarry shitpost #draco x harry #draco malfoy #draco #harry potter #harry #literally how did harry ever call draco his enemy vs the noseless dude who kills people #hp incorrect quotes #drarry incorrect quotes #harry potter funny #shitpost #drarry ship #hp textpost #hp shitpost #harry potter meme #bottom draco #top harry

[short666bread]

#yeah I was just kidding Ted sorry #they wouldn’t turn grimace into a milkshake #then where would they get meat for their burgers? #harry james I swear to god #shitposting #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry #teddy lupin #this is my 101st post lol

[moonlightdancer26]

not a single brain cell in sight

#this scene always cracks me up #love love love ron and draco’s faces #the fact that draco looks genuinely concerned and meanwhile ron’s like 😈😼 #+ that pose lmaoo #harry potter #harry james potter #harry james potter appreciation #draco malfoy #drarry #ron weasley #hermione granger #neville longbottom #dolores umbridge #luna lovegood #ginny weasley #the golden trio #shitpost #hp #hogwarts

[justaregularken]

Hey man not to be like, a whore, haha, but I would let a werewolf fuck me stupid and then knot me, but not in a whore way, just like a bros way

#monster fucker #werewolf nsft #Need me a #werewolf boyfriend #owo #shitpost #hnnnngh #switch things #ken things #teehee #gay #i think? #im pretty sure it’s gay #I’m not like a weirdo or anything #I just like werewolves #I think fanfiction ruined me #It all started when I was a young boy #A young lad if you will #And I saw this drarry fic #Actually I’ll stop there

[lostinwoods]

Madam Pomfrey: Mr. Potter, what is your type?

Harry’s dumbass: Tall, Swanky, Dashing, a bit pale and definitely with a side parted hairstyle.

Madam Pomfrey, exasperated: I meant your blood type, Mr. Potter.

#drarry #tomarry #hedric #Surely i am not the only one #who notices this #harry potter #shitpost #incorrect harry potter quotes

[perciver4ever]

Harry: *Dancing to Latino music and singing along at a party because he's drunk as fuck*

Draco: *Mezmorised*

Blaise: Draco you're nose bleeding

#harry potter #draco malfoy #draco x harry #drarry #harco #harry potter fandom #i love them so much #shitpost