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#drarry social media au
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Draco and Harry are already married and they have one of those couple accounts, but Draco is the one who runs it and knows how popular it's becoming.
When a stranger stops them when they're just doing their thing on Muggle London, Harry thinks "Shit, here we go again" 'cause he's thinking it's because all the boy-who-lived thing, but he's surprised when the fan who just stop them is actually just a fan of their couple account.
When Harry and Draco arrive home, Harry starts "So, that happened...How popular is our account again?" and Draco smiles and says "A lot, and I mean a lot".
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modern-harrypotter · 7 months
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Inside Harry Potter’s Texts
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peachpety · 2 years
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✩ COME AS YOU ARE ✩ by peachpety HP Quidditchfest 2021 ★ E ★ 3.8k ★ art by @fictional
A modern non-magical high school AU feat. jock!harry, nerd!draco & a letterman jacket If asked, Harry Potter would categorize his high school senior year as normal: football, friends, and one devastating crush on his tutor, Draco Malfoy. When presented with an opportunity to help Draco, Harry rises to the occasion. Unfortunately, so does his dick. Sparks fly and alarms blare… and the Hogwarts Owlz Gossip twitter feed blows up.
✩ ✩ ✩ one year, y'all ❤️ a big thank you to @mystickitten42, without whom i wouldn't be writing today! ily xo peach 🍑
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fanarthasmyheart · 2 months
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To stave off the dreariness of the neverending january/february months, I'll be posting a chapter a day of my cracky chat fic!
I went entirely all in with this one, turning into Neo from the Matrix with the way I was coding that workskin late into the night
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Title: Carpe DM
Author: dontthrowsticksatme
Rating: T
Length: 20k in total (when posting ends)
Genre/Content: chat fic/social media au, cracky
Summary: Somehow, Draco Malfoy became an Instagram (Wiztokgram) star by blatantly failing at life. Checkmark account Harry Potter is so pissed off about it that he watches everything Draco posts.
Read on AO3
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somanyfandomsblog · 2 years
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high school reunion, part five
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minks-country-club · 21 days
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Twilight Drarry AU? Any thoughts on this?
LMAO idk if you saw my Twitter post:
But you have no idea how invested I would get if I wrote this AU. I am so unbelievably obsessed with this idea. You are merging two of my favourite fandoms into one and it would be so fucking JUICY oh GOD I NEED IT!!!
If you don't know and can't tell by any of my social medias, I am insanely obsessed with Twilight. My favourite ship is Edward x Jacob because they're are so fucking perfect for each other when you take literally 6 seconds out of your day to think about it.
In this AU, I have to think about the dynamic between Drarry and how that would fit into the love story in Twilight, because there are so many ways to see it!!
You have the obvious: Bella x Edward.
You also have the Twilight/Life and Death re-write with gender-swapped Bella and Edward, so: Beau x Edythe
But also, EDWARD X JACOB??!!? THEYRE FUCKING ENEMIES FFS. IT MAKES SENSE THAT THEY WOULD BE DRARRY.
Let's dissect this, shall we?
Bella = Draco, Edward = Harry? Not bad, I could maybe work with that.
Bella = Harry, Edward = Draco? Better! That I can get behind.
Edward = Draco, Jacob = Harry? I like this. I can see this. Maybe Ginny would be Bella in this scenario, although I can't see Draco ever having a crush on Ginny, so the relationship would be Harry has a crush on Ginny (Jacob has a crush on Bella) but Draco (Edward) in this case would be more interested in Harry than Ginny.
Ah.... Beau = Harry, Edythe = Draco? DING DING DING! I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!
And of course I am totally down to make it Fem!Draco !!! I am also VERY down to make it sapphic Drarry.
I really am so tempted to write this, I just might😭😭 would you guys wanna see this???
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lee-bella · 7 months
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HP Fest Schedule: September 2023
Just a bunch of Harry Potter fests & events dates for September; it's under the cut. I've probably messed something up or missed something. Let me know if there are any mistakes. For the full list of fest dates that goes beyond September, see here.
If you would like to know which HP fests are running right now or will be happening soon, see HP Fests News Round-up (as of September 5) on Potterfests. The post is available on Dreamwidth and Livejournal.
September 1
Marauders Omegaverse Fest: Posting begins.
Wolfstar Bingo 2023 (Discord members only): Last day to submit fills.
Drarry Let's Play 2023 (gaming): Posting begins.
Kill Your Darlings 2023 (major character death): Posting begins.
Sounds Like Dramione 2023 (Facebook members only): Awards announced.
Black Brothers Fest (DW; Sirius & Regulus): Works revealed.
Dramione Month: Challenge begins.
HP Snooze Fest 2023: Prompts released. Claiming opens.
HD Suds Lite 2023: Claiming opens.
Totally Teachers Fest: Prompting opens.
September 2
Shadows and Spells (drarryfest Twitter; Halloween, horror): Claiming closes.
September 3
Ladies of Harry Potter Fest: Challenge ends.
HoggyWartyXmas Prompt Fest: Prompting opens.
Wicked Wizards of Hogwarts: Claiming & sign-up opens.
September 4
Tomarry Big Bang (Tom|Voldemort/Harry): Posting begins.
HP Soulmates Fest (Tumblr): Posting begins.
H/D Erised 2023 (Tumblr; exchange): First check-in.
HP Cottagecore Fest: Prompt challenge begins.
HP Bard Fest: Fest announced.
25 Days of Draco & Harry (LJ, Tumblr): Challenge announced.
September 8
H/D Owlpost 2023: Sign-up closes.
September 9
Tomarry Big Bang (Tom|Voldemort/Harry): Posting ends.
September 10
Tomarry Big Bang (Tom|Voldemort/Harry): Masterpost published.
September 12
Anything But Human Fest (Tom|Voldemort/Harry): Prompting ends.
September 13
HP Socmed AU Fest (social media AU): Claiming opens.
Anything But Human Fest (Tom|Voldemort/Harry): Sign-up opens.
September 14
Unleashed Fest (Drarry, rare pairs; animals): Claiming ends.
September 15
HP Drizzle 2023 (weather): Posting begins.
Unleashed Fest (Drarry, rare pairs; animals): Works due.
R/S Big Bang 2023: Artists sign-up closes.
H/D Owlpost 2023: Assignment sent out by this date.
Totally Teachers Fest: Prompting ends. 
September 16
R/S Big Bang 2023: Fic concepts available to artists.
H/D Kidfic Fest 2024: Prompting opens.
HoggyWartyXmas Prompt Fest: Prompting closes.
Totally Teachers Fest: Sign-up opens.
September 17
Snarry AUctoberfest (alternate universe): Claiming ends. Works due.
Wizarding World Kinktober Fest: Deadline for 1st group of submission.
HoggyWartyXmas Prompt Fest: Claiming opens.
September 18
Fleurmione Week 2023 (Fleur/Hermione): Challenge begins.
September 19
Tomione Trope Bingo (Tom/Hermione): Sign-up opens.
September 20
Prongsfoot Fest 2023 (James/Sirius): Claiming closes.
Anything But Human Fest (Tom|Voldemort/Harry): Sign-up ends.
September 22
2023 HP Podfic Mini Fest: Last day for submission.
Truly, Madly, Deeply Spooky Flash Fest: Last day to spin the TMD Wheel of Terror.
September 23
HP Dead Dove Fest: Claiming closes.
D.I.L.F. Fest (sexy dads): Claiming closes.
Harry Potter Canon/OC Fest (canon/original character): AO3 collection opens.
September 24
D.I.L.F. Fest (sexy dads): Assignments due.
Fleurmione Week 2023 (Fleur/Hermione): Last day of challenge.
Wizarding World Kinktober Fest: Deadline for 2nd group of submission.
September 25
HP Dead Dove Fest: Works due.
Harry Potter Rom Com Fest (AO3): Claiming ends. 
2023 HP Podfic Mini Fest: Reveals begin.
September 27
Prongsfoot Fest 2023 (James/Sirius): Works due.
September 28
HP Halloween Fest (AO3): Claiming ends.
Harry Potter Rom Com Fest (AO3): Works due.
September 29
D.I.L.F. Fest (sexy dads): Works revealed.
Dramione Teratophilia Fest 2023 (love for monsters): Claiming ends.
H/D Kidfic Fest 2024: Prompting closes.
September 30
R/S Big Bang 2023: Writer first draft due, sent to beta.
HP Halloween Fest (AO3): Submissions due.
H/D Career Fair 2023 (Tumblr): Submissions due.
Dramione Month: Last day to participate.
Peter Pettigrew Fest: Claiming closes.
Remembrall September Fest (Neville): Last day to submit works.
Harry Potter Canon/OC Fest (canon/original character): Last day to post to AO3.
Truly, Madly, Deeply Spooky Flash Fest: All fics and art are due.
Dramione Teratophilia Fest 2023 (love for monsters): Works due.
Harry Potter Kink Meme (Tumblr): Round 1 ends.
25 Years Later Fest (Draco/Hermione): Claiming closes. Works due.
HoggyWartyXmas Prompt Fest: Claiming closes.
Totally Teachers Fest: Sign-up ends.
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abyssal-ali · 7 months
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Masterlist 1
Works written and published for the DC (and other) fandoms! See @/ali-annals for my Maribat writings!
And Yet Forgives the Butcher's Knife: JaySteph meet in Africa while both are presumed dead. They return to Gotham years later, backed by the League of Assassins and their family doubled in size, and take over the underworld, improving Gotham and confounding the Bats. | Currently on hiatus/being rewritten | T+ | Ao3 | 4k+ |
The Best Bat(?): Jason meets the Justice League when they accidentally summon 'the best Bat'. The problem? Why does Red Hood (who's a Rogue, not a Bat) know he's immortal? | T | ao3 | 1.7k |
Titans Tower AU (with a twist): The Titans overhear a suspicious call between their resident Bat and a supervillain. Eavesdropping always turns out fine, right? | G | ao3 | 0.9k |
Imagine Dragons: Dragon Batfam inspired by @/salparadiselost's dragon au | G | ao3 | 2.5k |
Burned my Wings: Tired of never knowing where he stands with Bruce, Jason decides to force his hand. Immortal Jason & Good Mom Talia. | M for Murder | ao3 | 7.6k |
There is Just no Stopping This Thing Called Love: JaySteph weekend 2023 submission. Gotham by Gaslight AU three-shot depicting snapshots of their relationship at different stages | T | ao3 | 4k |
JaySteph Dating Headcanons: What it says on the tin | G | ao3 | 1.2k |
RelationShip of Theseus: JaySteph Halloween 2023 Submission. Jason and Steph team up to go undercover at a Halloween party. They've been friends with benefits for a while, but lately...things have been changing. Maybe this Halloween they'll finally settle some things between them. | M | ao3 | 4.6k |
She's a Knockout: JaySteph meetcute. Steph asked for a box for her leftover chicken and waffles, not...a makeshift boxing ring? After a beautiful KO, she makes a break for it, but is chased down with the request to meet the Boss. Clearly her outstanding combat skills can't be put to waste, and she is offered a job at his new gym. The Goonion are eagerly invested in Boss's drama with the pretty lady with the stellar right hook. | T | ao3 | 2.7k |
Project #68 [Operation Concupiscence]: DamiRae Sauce Week '23 4-chap submission. Concupiscence: definition: noun. 1. sexual desire; lust 2. ardent, usually sensuous, longing. Demon AU + Hogwarts AU | M | ao3 | 8.7k |
what would you do if they never found us out?: JaySteph work together to defeat Black Mask after they kiss for a mission, meeting for the first time after returning to Gotham from their post-death world tours. | M | ao3 | 12.2k |
Deck the Balls: JaySteph fake dating for the holidays. Steph attempts to show Jason why he should appreciate her enthusiasm for the decor. | M | ao3 | 5.5k |
Bomb Threat: A Declaration of Love?: JaySteph fluff drabble inspired by a meme shared in the JaySteph server. | T | ao3 | 0.6k |
you knew the hero died, so what's the movie for?: Immortal Jason angst with a happy ending. | E | ao3 | 2.2k |
held together, our hands became a map: JaySteph Bridgerton AU | M | ao3 | 12.1k+ |
5+1 Times the Justice League realized something about RH: Red Hood is one of Batman's Rogues-brash, violent, careless. But one day Red Hood responds to a call meant for Batman and the Justice League begin to change their perception of the crime lord. | T | ao3 | 4.5k |
JaySteph Tinder AU Masterlist: What it says: JaySteph and Batfam Social Media AU crack | T+ | ao3 | 0.6k +texts |
Harry Potter x Twilight
time, curious time/cutting me open then healing me fine: (can be read as platonic) Drarry, Time Travel Fix-It in a Voldemort Wins AU. It's 100% a Crack Fic through and through, though. | T | ao3 | 3k |
Miraculous Ladybug
'tis the damn season: Lukanette. Seven years after defeating Hawkmoth, Luka Couffaine and Marinette Dupain-Cheng both return to Paris for the holidays. Will their teenage romance rekindle or will they always look back fondly to that one summer with the one who got away? | T | ao3 | 3.8k |
The Scarlet Pimpernel
her own elusive pimpernel: Perguerite angst, fluff, and smut. | M | ao3 | 5.5k |
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ars0nistpixie · 9 months
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ミ★ 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 ★彡
pixie's fics — jegulus, nobleflower, wolfstar
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The Elysium: teen and up audiences | graphic descriptions of violence | MCD [no one with a pov dies] | royal AU | arranged marriage trope | WIP | jegulus, nobleflower & wolfstar centered
Bible Bitch: mature | graphic descriptions of violence | MCD | explicit sex scenes | New Testament AU | judasxjesus trope| jegulus centered | dead dove | WIP | read the warnings or istg...
My Husband Is Going To Hear About This!: teen and up audiences | one shot | completed | Happy Married Drarry
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• DO NOT post my works anywhere else. this includes wattpad, goodreads and whatever. fic recs on social media are fine, as long as you credit me as the author. if you guys feel like tagging me, i am completely fine with that too.
• DO NOT comment on my social media asking me when the next chapter is going to be released. it makes me feel pressured and anxious, not to mention it triggers my brain in refusing to write. so, really, you're not doing yourselves a favour. please keep in mind that i am a full time uni student, i work and i have a life behind the screen.
• I'M ASKING YOU to always read the warnings. when i put warnings before a chapter or at the beginning of a fic, there's a reason for that. if you think that the content will not be suitable for you, i ask you to refrain from reading it. if you do still read it despite knowing that the topics might be hurtful to you, i ask you to remember it was your choice and not to throw hate in the comments or whatever. i commit to putting warnings but please commit to reading them and acting in regards of them.
• I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH fan arts and edits of my fic. actually, i would be very very happy to see them. if any of you makes art or edits of my fic, i'd be so happy and honoured if you tagged me <3 (i'm gonna leave my social media links below)
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thank you for listening 🤍
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oflights · 8 months
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Poor Ron in social media AU...The IRL Drarry shippers will definitely not take too kindly (aka be unhinged) about a man hanging around Harry too often
ajsdklasjldka no that's so funny!! i'm picturing them using the "me and you and your friend steve" audio for a tiktok once but draco has complained so much about ron and riled everyone up about him that it does not go over well lmao
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anticomedygarden · 1 year
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fanfic writer :) fandom list under the cut. links to my fics in bio.
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pfp is rat from the comic strip 'pearls before swine' by stephan pastis
header is a quote from the song of achilles by madeline miller
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updates:
keeping the faith: i've abandoned the posting schedule lol (sorry)
part 4 of 'wolf' is coming at some point :)
organization:
everything should be grouped by fandom
if something fits in two fandoms, it's linked under all relevant groups
microfics written for prompts are all under the fandom label
if something is wrong or in the wrong spot, please lmk so i can fix it
ALL of my fics are also on ao3
generally, i'll write for:
golden trio era (hp series):
drarry, romione, linny, bleville, blon, pansmione, etc. basically just send in an ask for these guys and i'll tell if you if it's something i will or won't do
canon up to a point, aus welcome
marauders era (hp series):
wolfstar, jily, jegulus, dorlene, and marylily. there are some others that i will do only by specific request.
i don't like snape or dumbledore and will not tolerate lily evans hate
i have not read all the young dudes
ONLY AUS OR CANON DIVERGENCE FOR ALL MARAUDERS STUFF UNLESS THE CANON REQUEST IS SHORT AND DOESN'T FOLLOW THROUGH THEIR DEATHS ISTG I'LL CRY
also fuck jkr, she can die
pjo and the riordanverse
canon ships, but this is flexible, also i really love pipeyna
magnus chase, kane chronicles, and trials of apollo welcome, though i can't promise it will be as good or accurate as the pjo/hoo stuff
also when i say canon compliant in regards to trials of apollo, i mean i pick and choose the parts that i liked
will do aus, canon divergence, and canon
rwrb - BOOK ONLY
canon preferred
the shadowhunter chronicles - NOT TV OR MOVIES:
canon ships
aus preferred
throne of glass:
canon ships, but manorian and chaorene are up for debate (i like dorian x chaol)
aus preferred
acotar (sarah j. maas):
only canon ships, please don't send in requests for a non confirmed ship (i.e. elriel, gwynriel, elucien, etc.)
aus preferred
tsoa:
canon ships, patrochilles preferredly
ONLY AUS. i have not read the iliad or the odyssey, and trying to write for canon will make me cry
original ideas:
go ahead and send in requests if one of my originals catches your eye.
other:
this is not a complete list of media i'm into, so y'all can send in whatever, and i'll just let you know whether or not i'm in into it
headcanons
any
if you want to send in a prompt but don't know what you want, check out the prompt generator in my bio!
will write:
fluff
angst
hurt/comfort
kid fics
most aus and tropes
social media fics - if you want one of these, the ask needs to be in strong detail (tumblr is my only social, and i don't follow trends at all)
car crashes, but only if it ends happy
alcohol use as long as it's not alcohol abuse
toxic relationships, but only if it ends happy
will not write:
smut
reader/author insert (unless an original story is in second person)
smoking (this includes marauders era!)
gender swap*
incest
major character death/unhappy ending
suicide
mpreg
a/b/o
*this isn't to say i won't write genderqueer characters, just for some reason, i've never been able to get into gender swap stuff. i will write any and all queer identities to the best of my ability! love y'all <3
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dhr-ao3 · 7 months
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Hp Shenanigans
Hp Shenanigans https://ift.tt/zTK6V4o by Hxpottersx Just a fun Au of instagram post, stories and texts. Mostly everyone has alternate accounts like spams and business pages. There will be a mix of pictures and of text. So enjoy :) Words: 253, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 3 of Drarry Text Stories. Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Original Characters Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas Additional Tags: Black Hermione Granger, Fluff, Bisexual Harry Potter, Gay Draco Malfoy, Pansexual Pansy Parkinson, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, no magic, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, instagram au, Social Media, Chatting & Messaging, Hogwarts University via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/4IA8cB0 August 22, 2023 at 05:18AM
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weeklyreadings · 2 years
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Week 25, part two
The Holiday by @lizpaige
Rated M. 21k. Wolfstar
Sirius Black and Lily Evans, both troubled with guy-problems swap homes in each other's countries, where they each meet a local guy and fall in love. (Wolfstar / The Holiday AU)
You Hold The Key To My Heart by dduucckk ♥️
Rated T. 26k. Wolfstar
a victorian au in which Remus is a gardener, Sirius is a dramatic rich kid, and they fall in love.
above the stars
Rated E. 23k. Scorbus
When their dads get married, Al isn’t sure what to make of his new step-brother. But bit by bit, through the years, Al falls more in love with Scorpius.
waiting for the dark by mathilda_selem
Rated T. 5k. Rarry
Five times Harry kissed Ron and one time Ron kissed him.
Head Over Heels by birdsofshore
Rated E. 6k. Drarry
Bloody Malfoy. Always turning up when he’s not wanted, making Harry notice things he doesn’t want to notice… like Malfoy’s new tattoo.
Sex and the Art of Castle Maintenance by birdsofshore
Rated E. 15k. Drarry
Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.
Lumos by birdsofshore
Rated E. 41k. Drarry
Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
The Courtship of Harry’s Godfather in Five Parts by msAlexWP ♥️
Rated E. 18k. Wolfstar
Harry Potter has a very cute literature teacher and decides to play matchmaker for his godfather and guardian, who has refused to date since gaining custody of Harry.
@stars-and-scars-recs recommended this one and I’m so happy she did. It was the cutest ever!!!
Flipping for You by msAlexWP
Rated E. 20k. Wolfstar
Remus Lupin has found the perfect house to do his writing (and maybe get a cat), but the seller has an odd stipulation: She'll only sell to a couple. Enter Sirius Black, a house flipper who's in the right place at the right time and willing to pretend to be Remus's partner to help him get his dream home. It's only temporary, of course.
Just Like Best Friends Do by msAlexWP
Rated M. 4k. Wolfstar
After uselessly pining for three years Remus decides, finally, to get Sirius out of his system by shagging as many blokes as he can. It doesn’t go quite as planned.
Green, Blue & Royally Screwed
Rated E. 46k. Scorbus
Albus Potter is the hot, sulky younger son of the Saviour and the Minister for Magic. He hates dress robes, wizarding social media, and the man he's been pit against his whole life--Scorpius Malfoy. After an embarrassing incident at a fundraiser, the two are forced to pretend they're best friends for the sake of their families' reputations. Through staged public appearances and feigned smiles, they learn they have much more in common than they could ever have imagined.
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peachpety · 1 year
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three (fics), myself, and i
Recommend us 3 of YOUR fics: 1 that is “most popular” and 2 that are “hidden gems.” Then tag some folks.
🏆 Come as You Are (2021, E, 3.8k)
my jock/nerd non-magical high school AU excels in all metrics. this fic even earned a beloved rec from @sitp-recs! this was by far the most fun i've had both in writing and in creating the social media edits. the. most. fun.
💎 Love Found (2020, E, 7.5k)
in my second completed drarry fic for my first ever fest, i rewrote the tower scene in HBP with draco working for the order alongside his bf HJP. easily one of my most excruciating writing experiences to date, which i talk about here. i've since made peace with this fic - i'm hella proud of every characterization - but it was a long time coming, facilitated in no small part by this cherished rec from @thesleepiesthufflepuff.
💎 10 Easy Steps (2020, T, 1.8k)
long before i discovered the joy of creating social media edits, i crafted a texting fic between draco and harry. listen, i adore this fic y'all - this draco is by far one of my favorites. i literally let the boys loose in my head and just wrote their banter. me, a scribe. seriously. also my first liv rec! humbled&honored y'all!
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thank you @schmem14 (here) @mintawasalreadytaken (here) @goblinmatriarch (here) for the tags! y'all are amazing, and i bow. loved reading your posts & look forward to diving into your recs.
tagging all mah peeps @avenueofesc @ladderofyears @fangqueen @sugareey-makes-stuff @corvuscrowned @wheezykat @amorsindolor @cavendishbutterfly @sorrybutblog @orange-peony @thusspoketrish @the-sinking-ship @moonstruckwytch @pennygalleon @mystickitten42 @secretartlair @bubble-gumhead
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fanarthasmyheart · 1 month
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Aaah only three days of posting left for my cracky chat fic! Can't believe it's been almost a full month!!
Summary: Somehow, Draco Malfoy became an Instagram (Wiztokgram) star by blatantly failing at life. Checkmark account Harry Potter is so pissed off about it that he watches everything Draco posts.
Read on AO3
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somanyfandomsblog · 2 years
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high school reunion, part four:
“Well that was embarrassing for you.” Pansy said stifling a laugh as Draco was pulling her away.
“Shut up. I hate you.” Draco said grumbling. Why did Harry have to be so attractive? This was so humiliating. Draco sat down next to Luna, who was talking with some people who Draco barley recognized and Pansy was still laughing. Luna looked over at them quizzically.
“What’s funny, please share.” She said. Draco gave Pansy a death glare but she couldn’t have cared less.
“Draco just made an ass of himself in front of you know who.” Luna laughed and nodded.
“Yeah… that’s expected… Uh… Drake, uh, let’s go in the back for a bit, yeah?” Luna said suddenly, her entire demeanor changing completely.
“What? Why?” He said, turning to see where Luna was looking. Then he realized. Greg and Vince. The two people who made his life a living hell for four years. “Oh.” He said.
“Are those the assholes? Should I kill them? Throw them out?” Pansy said, turning around to look. Draco rolled his eyes.
“No, it’s… it’s fine. I… I’m sure they’ve grown up.” He said, not completely sure if that was gonna be true or not… given the fact that they were so goddamn mean to him. But he didn’t want to give them any satisfaction of making Draco feel like crap.
“Well, say the word and I’ll commit murder.” Pansy said making Draco laugh. Blaise came up behind them had a huge grin on his face.
“Why do you look so happy?” Draco asked, with a fear in his voice. Blaise looked way too happy for it to be normal.
“Harry just got a drink from me and said he was all sad because he embarrassed himself in front of you.” Luna and Pansy both barked a laugh and Draco turned bright red.
“What?” Draco said, willing his blush to go away. “Why would he care? How’d you even know he was talking about me?”
“Cause he made a direct beeline to the bar after talking with you.”
“Well that doesn’t even make sense! He… why would he care?”
“Because you’re sexy.” Neville’s voice said, walking up behind Blaise.
“I hate my life.” Draco said, hiding his face in his hands. It was bad enough that he had made a fool of himself in front of Harry, but now his friends were teasing him relentlessly. Wonderful. Draco and Luna were sat down at their table while Pansy, Neville and Blaise joined Parvati and went back to work.
“Ephie looks like god handcrafted her himself.” Luna said, standing up. “Come on, I’m going for it.” She said, pulling Draco up. He laughed and shook his head.
“You’re crazy if you think I’m going to give myself the opportunity to make an even bigger idiot of myself.” Luna had a smug look on her face.
“I thought you didn’t like him. Why does it matter so much?” She asked, as Draco was turning red again.
“Look, I— just— shut up. I don’t like him, I don’t even know him! But… I… stop.” Luna didn’t let go of his hand, in fact she was pulling him in the direction of Harry. “Plus, his ex girlfriend is there.”
“Who cares? He’s not even sitting next to her, they’re obviously not together!”
“You weren’t there a few minutes ago. It was literally so embarrassing.”
“All the more reason to talk to him again! You’re sexy and he can obviously see that. So we’re gonna go be sexy in front of the Potters.” Draco was rendered useless as Luna was dragging him to their table.
“Ephie, Ron, Hermione, Cho, Harry!” Luna said confidently, walking up to them. They all turned with a smile and waved.
“Luna! Draco!” Hermione said, standing up to hug them both. “You guys look amazing.” She added with a soft smile. Hermione was always very nice. She sat back down, next to Ron.
“You look beautiful, Hermione.” Draco said.
“Draco your place is so beautiful.” Ephie said . “I absolutely love it here!” Draco blushed lightly and shrugged.
“Oh, thank you! I… that’s sweet. I love it.”
“Is it called constellations because of your name?” Harry asked. He looked so good in his outfit. He also just exuded coolness and seemed so chill, as opposed to Draco who was practically shitting bricks. His friends all looked at him with question in their eyes.
“How’d you know that Draco was a constellation?” Luna asked. Draco could tell she was an upturn of her lips away from a smirk. Harry opened his mouth to answer and faltered for a moment.
“I… uh… Well, I always thought that uh— that your name was really cool. So I looked up what it meant… and I saw that it was a constellation… it actually looks really cool too but also I was trying to see if it was here in these lights since they kind of look like stars but I-.”
“Harry! He gets it.” Ephie said, laughing. Draco noticed that Harry’s friends were all laughing lightly and that Harry had the softest tint of pink in his cheeks.
“Sorry.” He said softly, looking down.
“No you’re right.” Draco said smiling. Harry looked up with a small smile. “Pansy thought it was a fun idea. The symbol on the sign outside is actually for Draco.” Their eyes locked and Draco was trying hard to not completely fall in love right there. He was never going to admit it to his friends after they made fun of him, but he was always so into Harry. He’s only become more kind and even more handsome with age.
“That’s so clever!” Hermione said. “You guys wanna sit down with us?” She asked. There was an open spot by Ephie and by Harry, and of course Luna took the one next to Ephie, so Draco plopped down in between Harry and Cho… that’s not awkward at all.
“You’re absolutely stunning, Ephie.” Luna said with a very flirty undertone. Ephie smiled and blushed lightly.
“Oh, coming from you. You’re definitely the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.” He knew Luna well enough to know she didn’t blush easily, but he could tell that she would’ve been bright red from that.
“So what have you been up to since graduation?” Harry asked him.
“Well.” He gestured around. “This. Pretty much.” Harry laughed and Draco thought it was the most amazing sound in the world. “I went to college for culinary arts and met Pansy in freshman orientation. She was undecided though. She decided to get a business degree and together— Constellations was born.”
“Wow. That’s amazing! Having your own business.” Harry said, sounding genuinely impressed.
“I love it, but it can be a lot sometimes. What about you? You wanted to be a lawyer, right?” Harry’s eyes widened.
“Wow how did you remember that?” Draco blushed and awkwardly ran his hand through his hair.
“Uh… I just remembered I dunno.” He said. Harry smiled and nodded.
“I’m in law school. I’m working at my dad’s firm right now, I actually think I can graduate early which would be awesome.”
“Wow that’s amazing!” Draco said smiling. Harry was amazing. He was nice, charming, absolutely gorgeous.
“Why didn’t we talk in high school?” Harry asked, Draco couldn’t help but laugh.
“Oh, come on.” Draco said, looking down. “You were the most popular guy in school and I was… me. The weird gay kid that was a borderline outcast.” He felt a hand on his thigh and looked up see Harry looking at him intently.
“I never thought you were weird.” Suddenly there was a tenderness between them and Draco couldn’t hide his blush.
“Harry!” Ephie’s voice broke them out of their bubble. “I said your name like 5 times, jeez.” Harry pulled his hand off Draco’s thigh and it suddenly felt cold.
“I… what’s up?” Harry said, looking annoyed.
“We’re leaving.” Ephie said, holding onto her purse. We’re meeting Dean, Seamus and Lav remember?” Harry nodded and then looked to Draco smiling.
“I wish I could stay longer.” He said softly. Draco smiled and nodded.
“Yeah… me too.” They said their goodbyes and Draco watched Harry walk out of his life for the second time, feeling absolutely devastated.
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