I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

♡ yagogazali ♡

京都の日本庭園 💚✨

Yeah

if dsmp characters swapped their canonical chats for a day. that's it.

"canon chat swap"

I had to run to my school because I needed to give my homework to the principal before 4:45pm. When I was running back, my gym teacher appeared and asked me to meet her kids. Then my sister appeared and told me I was in trouble because I didn’t turn in my homework by 4:45.

I love the dsmp members but half of them don't even know how to play the game

i just think that “dream tells techno about big q torture, w that techno breaks out with him for the favor, tommy finds out and is upset, starts shit talking techno”

bonus:

All the individual transparent pieces to my last post! (Edit: This post is actually performing better so I’m moving the full piece here lmao) 

Techno Lore is amazing

Dolly Parton and my grandfather set up an elaborate trap to murder my father.

some drawings snatched from @rainia ‘s tumblr post series!!!! benchtrio brainrot is real </3

MCC outfits for quackitiy :D !! so happy they won

There was new Twitter discourse about whether or not having the names of animals in brands and band names and shit was disrespectful of animal kins. This culminated in people cancelling all brands and bands with animal names in them. There was then a huge debate about whether Imagine Dragons should be cancelled because while the monkey from Arctic Monkeys was a real animal, the dragon was technically not real (a myth).

Prison bois

Hes 100% green. George its fine. 

Back in my day we didn’t even have semi lore. We just accepted everything as canon like MEN

i’m gonna get destroyed for this

hot take: Dream is not a team player and he proves it by confessing to Reddit that he can only do well with Sapnap or George rather than making an effort to lead and make good connections with his other teammates, hence all the teams he’s been on without them have done badly in comparison.

hotter take: both Technoblade and HBomb94 whom MCYTtwt hates are better team players than Dream because they actually know how to talk to their teammates and elevate their performances, rather than just jumping head first into risky plays and expecting someone to cover for them. They’re also less competitive which leads to less toxicity within their own viewer base.

hottest take: Dream and Sapnap are very toxic players due to them being extremely competitive in any events, and you’ve seen how they can influence an extremely large part of MCYTtwt to become even more toxic towards other CC’s who don’t deserve it. They’ve made this for-fun event where any creators from across the board can come in and play and have a good time become increasingly competitive and anxiety-inducing. They should be the ones sitting out of MCC.

HBomb94 was the heart and soul of MCC whom the long-term MCC fanbase/Reddit know is extremely kind, supportive, and cheerful towards everyone. His performance level was put on a separate tier from everyone else because he’s known as the man who could bring almost any team to victory. Scott even banned him from pairing with S tier players because that team would be too OP. Him going Danny Phantom once in his entire career in MCC due to elements he couldn’t control shouldn’t have been labeled as cheating as it was unintentional, and he even spoke against repeating it afterwards.

Seeing such a kindhearted person and one of the biggest forces of positivity and allyship in MCC leave due to anxiety and backlash like that makes me sick. I sincerely want Sapnap and Dream to publicly apologize to H. For over a month after MCC14 he was still getting people calling him a cheater on his streams.

Also if you’re interested, somebody on Reddit did research on HITW and the game’s glitching phenomenon. Here’s another clip from PeteZahHutt (the HITW king) commenting on the fact, too.