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also this guy is pretty cool :D george please wear pastel pink dream hoodie you would look so good pls

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𝐏͢𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄, 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

summary: techoblade finds comfort in someone who’s just as scary, and just as much an asshole as he is. in turn, he, as well as you- his new best friend- take turns terrorizing everyone on the smp.

genre: platonic!fluff

warning(s): none!

extra: ty for the request! hope you enjoy :)

  • song recc for the chapter: best friend — rex orange county
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  • The first time you’d met techno was- odd to say the least
  • You’d been friends with plenty of his mutuals, and while he’d heard plenty of stories about you he’d never really met you face to face
  • (Or for the sake of Covid, computer to face)
  • So after being introduced to the one and only Dream smp, he was excited to cause chaos with you
  • “Hellllllooooooo Y/n”
  • He used the funny echo filter on his mic, trying to assert dominance as the resident god of the smp
  • However, seeing as you weren’t afraid of techno in the slightest you retorted his words with an even louder mic filter, putting his to shame
  • “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES HUH? I’D LIKE TO TEST THAT THEORY.”
  • Big Q and Karl almost shit their pants, canonically of course
  • “TECHNO SAVE US FROM THE DEMON THEY SAID THEY’RE HERE TO STEAL OUR POTATOES”
  • Techno is intrigued to say the least
  • He’s never had a friend even come close to putting as much fear as he did into other people, let alone scaring them more
  • “Y/n come over here I have a bargain you can’t refuse!”
  • Literally is just discussing ways to scare the shit out of everyone on the smp
  • Especially Karl, Big Q, and Niki
  • Poor Niki she aint deserve all this
  • You and techno wait until she’s alone, like working at a crafting table for example, and while he makes spooky noises outside you come in with the booming mic and go
  • “NIKI NIHACHU YOU ARE LOOKING EXCEPTIONALLY PRETTY TODAY CAN I OFFER YOU A FLOWER”
  • “AHHHH”
  • Poor Niki literally cannot process what happened
  • Karl and Alex are practically crying from the sidelines going
  • “Niki take the flower please Niki we haven’t eaten in days they’ve caused a famon pleas”
  • Causing absolute chaos and fear whoever you go
  • At one point you and techno manage to overthrow the entirety of Mexican L’Manburg because Quackity’s too scared to face either of you
  • “Techno I think we should destroy Big Q’s ugly house and build a McDonalds here”
  • “WOOO HECK YEAH CAPITALISM AND DESTROYING SHIT MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS”
  • Alex stands in a corner going
  • “NOOOO NOT MY HOUSE ITS MY FAVORITE HOUSE”
  • You two show absolutely no mercy
  • Literally bonding over how scary the both of you are together
  • Dream has to intervene because everyone’s huddled in one corner of the server as you and techno start claiming land as ‘Y/n and Technos New BetterLand’
  • “Y/n you can’t just claim L’Manburg as your own that’s against the rules”
  • “Geez techno does he always talk this much?”
  • YOU ARE A HILARIOUS RAY OF SUNSHINE IN TECHNO’S DULL WORLD
  • “AHAHAHAHHAAH GET EM Y/N SHOW DREAM WHOS BOSS”
  • They all eventually give up and let you two do what you want
  • Becuase let’s face it if it really came down to it your combined powers could easily wipe out everyone in less than a minute
  • Hehe
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hey you know those ghost dream fics???

what if that, but with extra angst-

puffy is. the first person who finds ghost dre and he follows her around like he used to….

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ahaha not the way a few months ago mcyttwt was bashing on mcytblr like crazy and now they’re obsessed with it… funny how bitches turn into my fans 😳

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𝐓͢𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒, 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭 + 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

summary: PART 1 OF 2. after Dream takes you captive and tries to make you change your ways of being a mischievous little conniving shithead, your best friends Tommy and Ranboo devise a plan to not only scare the living hell out of Dream, but to also get their so wrongfully imprisoned friend back.

genre: in game!platonic, chaos!fluff to the max.

warning(s): swearing, mention of (very minor) pain, blood, etc.

word count: 1921 (yikes that’s why it’s gonna be two parts)

  • song recc for the chapter: teenagers — mcr “teenagers scare the living shit out of me!”
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Every duo of the dream team is top tier holy shit they’re just so entertaining together

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𝐄͢𝐗𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

summary: fluff with our favorite fluff boy. and ty for the request! hope you enjoy :)
genre: fluff, text scenarios, kinda angst (nothing serious thought it’d real cutesy shit)
warning(s): nopeeeee
  • song recc for the chapter: none!
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What was the stream or moment that made u dislike jackbox streams

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hearing dream go into sapnap’s room just to bully george made me realize one day in the future he could just go straight into george’s room to bully him

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congrats on the chess win sippycup :3

thanks so much to everyone who came to the stream!! it was super chill

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What I learned from watching Ultra Galaxy Fight: The Absolute Conspiracy episode 8

• Taiga’s family interaction is adorable AF

• “To put it simple - Mold, Juda, space Fear-demon Zett, Belial, Tregear, Leogusyte, and Gudis cells are connected through Absolute Tartarus” Ribut

• So with a war starting up, Tri-squad spilt up to train at their respective planets

• Battle training Mebius VS Z, who TF Voices mah boi Mebius!!?!

• Taiga trains with mebius and meets Z

• Master student bond fluff

• Titas meets Joneous at U-40

• Grigio goes to O-50 to train, she then met Fuma- who says she’s quite popular amongst O-50 ultras, I’m pretty sure Fuma has a crush on her

• Dream team, Ultra League

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