Celebrities basically never appear in my dreams but last night, for some reason Kathryn Hahn mentally cameoed in this weird New Year’s Eve party where I was initially babysitting a bunch of kids. Later, I joined Hahn with my sister and brother-in-law and some waiter brought out a bunch of bright red heart shaped cheese cakes (the waiter chucked one of the cakes at the kids, who were sitting on a couch in the other room. The cake ended up smeared on the floor but the kids didn’t care).

When I didn’t take one of the cakes, Hahn turned to me and said, “oh, did you already have cheese earlier.”

When I explained I actually don’t like cheese, her jaw dropped and then suddenly my alarm went off. It was very disorienting

A very sweet date.

Смерть – это нарушитель спокойствия, но не в меньшей степени это свойственно и самой жизни.

Augusto Cury “The Dreams Seller”

“Oh to be friends with a giant frog monster who would eat bugs while I drink my coffee and we discuss swamp life and how to ward off the mimes of life aka back pain...the dream of every woman.” 

I had a nightmare while I was camping. Something was chasing me down, and I couldn't breathe enough air to run away fast enough. I think I was crying or yelling, trying to get away, but unable to get my body to cooperate. That shit was intense.

I ended up laying for who knows how long afterwords, trying to get my heart rate to slow down even a little bit - I was straight up twitching with how fast it was.

One good thing came out of that though- I went outside later, when i still couldn't sleep, and laid down on some gravel to stare up at the milky way... You could see so much. It was really beautiful and calming. But so very very cold and dusty.

OK, which one of you ScarletStrange shippers willed this into existence?! Confess your sins!

kaguya is cute with most of the girls ive met thus far actually

Ppl will lucid dream once and convince themselves that theyve entered an alternate reality via “shifting” like ok becky you definitely met harry potter i totally believe you

the main relationship in kaguya-sama is completely fucking unbearable but its not for any of the usual reasons . theyre just both freaks . its good

shirogane is a brand of annoying boy that i cannot stand tho and i love kaguya and chikas dynamic so i think shirogane should just die or something

Sometimes you find a fic for a pairing and realize this is it. You've peaked and no other fic will come close so you stop looking and move on to another OTP.

goodnight everyone <3

here is a screencap from the whitespine uncaged animation i’m working on!! no updates recently since i’ve been busy with finals, but i’ve graduated so i should have more time to update now/over the summer :) i think i’ve finally got the hang of drawing kaladin as i pictured him!

So, be mine.

What?

You heard me. Be mine. Be mine today, tomorrow and after. Be mine everyday for the rest of our lives and I promise you, kid, I'll forever be yours, no questions asked.

We can't predict the future. What if tomorrow you wake up and suddenly realize this is not it? What if I wake up and realize this is not it?

Then we'll make it whatever we want it to be.

I'm glad you liked my dream, yeah I've been having such good dreams lately! yeah definitely does sound like a good fanfiction, I just dont have the ability to write it, so if anyone wants to run with it, knock yourself out. But I wanted to follow up with answers to your questions, yes Ransom and I did hook up that night but we used protection so I was 99% sure the kid was Andy's. I dont know if Laurie knew but I think she had an idea cause she went out of her way to congratulate Ransom and I about the pregnancy in front of Andy. Haha so much drama😂😂

@stargazingfangirl18 @petlaufeyson I believe you were both watching the saga unfold.

So, lovely anon, Andy is the baby daddy. And Laurie knows?? The drama. The drama!!!

Thank you for following up. You're always welcome to share. ❤️

The thing that's stuck with me most about my job training is when in one of the boot camps we were tasked with several questions, the most difficult of which was What kind of oncologist do you want to be? The point of the question is that the work we do is in its own way life-or-death, and the work requires a sense of immediacy and urgency. It's only partially a metaphor, as the population in question have wildly increased health risks which certainly do include cancer. I'm an administrative assistant, though. What the fuck kind of oncologist is that?

Found this little shit drinking my left over shower water, you cant have shit here

Listen, it's free Milf water.

S l o r p

fully believe in the eating dairy before bed causes vivid dreams

This was funnier in my mind-…

!!NOT AN UNDERTALE AU!!

yeah now I'm thinking what that ending really means my god I was so desperate that I wasn't thinking straight and didn't think about the details so I'm freaking out?