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tullium · 2 years
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I cannot believe I'm back here with something is DISGUSTING as this.
TW// s3x, death, corpses
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Please take the time to read my tweet, and read meowbah's tweet with extreme caution.
I'm genuinely asking that people take the time to at LEAST spread the word if you cannot report them. If you have a twitter account, USE IT!
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Technoblade Never Dies.
Angst up ahead, fly high King.
A letter sits on the the end of the mahogany table. It's edges curled in on itself and small tear stains dotted the page. Slowly and thoughtfully, you picked up the note and folded it shut. kissing it and placing it on a small alter. A photo, white and pink candles and a basket of potatoes accompany it.
But some tugging feeling in your chest made you stop as you re-opened the letter and read it one last time.
No words could describe the pain I felt when I heard the news. It was a warm afternoon, you always liked those. As I was sitting outside on the porch, a rocking chair you made as I knitted a scarf for Tommy. I was in my own world, a silent but happy aura buzzed around me, you always said you could feel my aura when you came over.
That joyous buzz finally stopped as I heard the loud thumping of boots on my garden floor. I look up, to my surprise it was Philza. Crocodile tears escaped his eyes, his cheeks wet from sorrow. Like seconded nature, I sprung from my seat and raced towards him, no words were spoken as I wrapped my arms around his waist and hugged him tightly.
He whispered gently into my ear. "Techno is dead."
At that point the world became so dull, my throat tightened as I hugged him tighter, not wanting to shred a tear just yet.
We let go of each other, he brushed himself off and gave me a slip, an invite. I nodded softly, holding it tightly in my grip. He brushed himself off and told me he needed to comfort Tommy and Wilbur, understandably so.
Then I started to write this.
May no man, woman or person will ever fit your crown, and your legacy too large to fill. May you watch down in wonder, and delight on the people you inspired by you and looked up to you. You have influenced everyone that you know, and know that many will miss you and keep missing you from years on.
I will always remember you Technoblade.
Love,
Y/n.
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artofanamateur · 4 months
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Drew a post I saw on Twitter by AliceGrewUp
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mertan-fake · 7 months
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glazsirok · 1 month
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wait...why didn't I post this?
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if anyone is interested, the art is drawn according to an alternative post-prison arch eheheheeheheheh
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yoki-loves-stars · 10 months
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war criminal
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dykeblade · 2 years
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Drawing this felt like passing out at the wheel of my car and waking up in the driveway. Anyway I miss my streamers 
shout out to @captainwestchester​ he made me do this
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sygni · 9 months
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kinda miss dsmp
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Reasons nobody should kill c!Philza:
LITERALLY TECHNOBLADE
Do you really want to fight Philza Fucking Minecraft the Bravest Man Ever™️ to the death?
One of the kids in his collection has a trigger happy husband with nukes (or is the husband with nukes idk which one is canon)
His dangerously unstable son with a knack for tnt
and his son’s unstable war-starting little brother.
His son’s arsonist friend
His wife is literally death herself
Wilbur is also a terrorist
ok but before you try to kill Phil you should imagine the grief-stricken god of violence knowing you were the idiot that took his only comfort, his only rest, the man who saw nations rise and fall with him, the man he’s caused the fall of nations with, you took him. And now he knows it was you and he is empty with nothing to hold him back. The voices are louder than ever and they are screaming for your blood, do you really wanna kill this guy?
Also Phil is quite literally the angel of death
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yeniihuenii · 2 years
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the blood god among the starlight
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teircetea · 1 year
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Friend or foe, it didn’t seem to matter—they all bled the same. - passerine
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tullium · 2 years
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Update to the realmeowbah twitter situation: (te// necrophilia, cringe, death) "i dont support necrophilia, be nice and kawaii, i am just supporting the dead youtuber". .....No, you're supporting necrophilia because you posted "haha he's dead lol now i get to fuck his corpse".... how is that "not supporting necrophilia"?
When i read the tweet, all I read was "oh dont cancel me uwu im just an innocent smol beanu who said id fuck a dead body of a famous youtuber who died of cancer but im not being necrophilic because im just a kawaii beanu who can do no wrong uwu owo"
I'm trying so hard not to say anything offensive, but I'm cringing so hard and probably close to puking up all my organs like a fucking frog. I can't believe people like this exist, I just can't believe it.
PLEASE. For the love of whatever fucking god you believe in, GO REPORT THEM. PLEASE. This is ridiculous!
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orinjjo-mg · 3 months
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The text for the check mark:
Techno was used to hibernating in winter, so he never celebrated the New Year, and did not see the point in it, but with the presence of a Dream in his life, everything changed.
Cursed by the constant use of enchanted books, the man for some reason believed that holidays, quote: "There is nothing wrong, but it is a good tradition that must be observed." Or, what Techno will never say out loud, some people just never had to celebrate something like this in a circle of not their own self-reflection and evil plans on how to make everyone live right, so he decided to add to his plans the only Non-person who can refuse him without feeling fear for his life.
Therefore, Techno was still forced to learn not to sleep for at least the whole of December in anticipation of the new year, which he, insanely tired and with a headache, did.
Dream's smile was worth it.
it was supposed to be published on New Year's Eve, but I was too mentally tired for that period of time
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artofanamateur · 8 months
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The Hamification
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piedpip3rrr · 2 years
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Pjo twins duo
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squishycheekanon · 10 months
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Human!Techno x reader
Warnings: friends to lovers, fluff, smut, humanTechno being a grump, grumpy guy-sunshineish girl. George complaining (no hate). Touch starvedness. I didn’t mean for there to be a size kink but there is one.
You’re confused, nothing new there, your head swirling from your long week and silly meetings at work. Nothing was more tedious than listening to George drone on about utter nonsense, mindnumbingly stupid complaints that were pointless to point out.
But even after getting up at four am every morning to work late into the night you still agreed to hang out with the gang at their shared house, at first you thought it was idiotic so did Techno maybe that’s why you two and a few of your other friends didn’t join in on the whole living together fiasco.
As much as you loved your friends thirty plus people in one house, no matter how big, was a recipe for disaster. Apparently not. Two years later and they had all managed to make it work setting up chore schedules, and bathroom schedules that seemed to make the house run perfectly.
Still you couldn’t be more glad to end the night in your own apartment snuggled up in your large bed, which is why you’re confused as to why you agreed to hang out tonight knowing full well that Wilbur wanted to have a piss up.
Pretty much everyone had a drink in their hands expect for you. You instead, after having half of the sangria Quackity had made for you, had claimed the little area in the back corner of the big living room. Head tipped back again the sofa, eyes closed and pressing into something warm.
Techno had arrived half an hour after you did, his week had started off great, but by the end of it he couldn’t help but feel a little agitated. He hadn’t seen you the whole week and as much as he’d never admit it out loud, and definitely not to you, he’d missed you.
You were the only person he could truly relax around and he needed that. Has done since he met you. Ten years ago it was, you had been stood up, sitting at a bar quietly crying to yourself when he bumped into you pouring his whiskey on the rocks all down your back, soaking your dress and pulling a squeal from you. A squeal he still teases you for. But he spent the rest of the night doing everything he could think of to make you smile and laugh to make up for it. It worked and you’ve been friends ever since.
Techno weaved his way through the huge hallway into the large kitchen to grab a beer from the double door fridge offering small nods to those who greeted him on his way to the massive living room area. His curious eyes scanning the space until they landed on you, the corners of his lips turning up slightly at the sight before him.
With a shake of his head he sat down next to you perhaps a little too close but when you sighed so softly pressing yourself into his warmth he relaxed against the leather sofa. “Long week?” He asked watching with a knowing gaze as you nodded. Knowing because this would be one of the nights he’d have to get a very sleepy you into his car and all the way up to your apartment and into your bed.
Techno dragged his gaze away from you to watch Wilbur try and teach Tommy and Tubbo how to play poker. At that point Phil and his wife arrived, Phil immediately coming over to Techno giving him a bro hug and saying hi to you which revived a thumbs up and a lazy smile. No matter how hard you try to open your eyes they were just so damn heavy you couldn’t do it, Phil smiled anyway glancing at Techno when he huffed at you.
“Take her home dude.” Phil patted Techno’s shoulder making the latter nod passing his unopened beer to Phil before picking you up. It was meant to be bridal style but you clung to him subconsciously wrapping your legs around his waist. He adapted a big arm around your waist and another under your tush, glaring at those who made whooping noises or whistled too loud making you whine softly onto his neck.
“Alright bun we’re going, we’re going.” He soothed, the words feeling a little foreign on his monotonous tongue.
“Tec!” Tommy was quick to stop his beefy uncle hooking your little handbag onto his shoulder, the sight was enough to make Tommy snicker to himself as he walked away. With a roll of his eyes Techno left the large house rather happy he had managed to skip the get together.
You thanked Techno ten times over in the morning when you woke in your own bed, you knew exactly who got you there. You felt ridiculously bad resulting in you spending the whole morning and most of the afternoon baking him sweet treats while you waited for his reply text to see if he was coming over or wether you’d need to drop them at his.
Music played through out the kitchen, your cherry covered apron wrapped around your oversized T-shirt clad body as you iced the cupcakes to look like little Minecraft piggys giggling as you did so.
“Well isn’t this a sight.” You jumped back at the sound of Technos voice, looking up to see him grinning at you.
“What the fuck Tec!” You huffed dropping the icing bag to place your hands on your hips, he simply held up the spare key you’d given him before slipping it back into his pocket. “Dick.” You scoffed instantly regretting it when Techno gasped loudly, overexaggeratingly.
“Excuse you missy! I carry you home-“
“You drove.”
“Risk my life getting you up those stairs-“
“You always take the elevator.”
“Almost die trippin’ over the pile of dirty laundry-“
“It was one sock.”
“And this is the thanks I get?! Unbelievable.” He huffs crossing his muscular arms over his rather burly chest. You suppose you’ve never stopped to think about how big your best friend is, how good looking-
“Those better be for me.” He grumbles coming further into the kitchen freezing when he rounds the island you’re icing the cupcakes on to see your exposed legs. Clearing his throat and shaking off whatever that was, it’s not like he’s not seen it before. Hell he’s seen you in a bikini, this is nothing but he swears that’s his shirt as he walks closer.
“Yes they are Mr.Grumpy.” You smile when he pinches your hip slightly, his hulking form compared to you standing behind you, hovering over you as you work to get the pig just right. What you don’t expect, it really does take you by surprise and a warmth spreads in your stomach when he gently undoes the apron sitting on your hips only to redo it tighter.
It’s a simple act of helping but it has your cheeks warming like this man hasn’t done it before, like it’s new but it isn’t. “Thanks.” You internally praise yourself for not stuttering. Techno doesn’t even notice the slight tremor in your voice too focused of the that fact that you smell so good. Like vanilla.
Well maybe great minds think alike because his musky scent is now all your mind can focus on, it swirls around you stinking up the area around you, bursting your precious bubble replacing is with his cologne. Cinnamon and hint of tangerines? An odd combination but it smells so fucking nice on him, you just wanna bury your face in it.
“You missed the eyes.” He chuckled, eyes scanning over your face while you blink out of your little trance.
“Oh right.” You laugh stiffly, nervously. It makes Techno frown, he’s never heard you nervous around him. Others, yes. Him, never. That’s how it should be, yet you are. It makes him lean forward placing both palms on the worktop, essentially caging you in.
“What’s the matter bun?” He asks gruffly and as if by instinct your thighs press together, a small wiggle of your hips to create some unknowingly needed friction. His voice and that nickname, both of them usually so sweet and calming suddenly have a strange effect. Maybe it’s just you simply being touched starved? The loneliness catching up with you?
“Nothing.” It’s a blunt reply but it’s all you’ve got, you don’t dare turn around. How can you? Then you’d have to stare at his gorgeous face, you already feel his careful gaze burning holes into your head.
“Now I know that’s not true.” His breathy laugh skims over your skin making you shiver, he notices his hands sliding to your hips to turn you around, thumb and index finger keeping your chin locked so you have nowhere else to look but him. “Tell me bun, what’s troubling you? The long week?”
His voice, his eyes, his whole demeanour is too sincere it has a whimper slipping from you. The noise enough to make you both freeze, Techno’s eyes darkening.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me.” You admit honestly, fists tightening in frustration. You hadn’t felt like this in a while always too busy with work to sit and wallow in your feelings, maybe that was a good thing because right now with Techno so close; someone you trusted and knew cared for you; your body was taking control, letting you natural instincts take over.
You needed him, and Techno understood. He understood the look in your eye from what he’d seen in his own. Moving a few inches forward he wrapped his arms around your waist, one hand sliding up to tangle itself in your hair soothingly. Before you could even think about freezing up, “Relax bun, I got you.” He encouraged making you melt slipping your own arms around his muscular form.
“What do you need from me?” He asks after a few minutes feeling you grow restless in his hold. He knew you needed more but what he says next takes you back slight, “Do you need an old school finger fuck and make out session on the couch?” He asks jokingly though there is an air of seriousness to it. Especially with what he says next, his beautiful eyes sparkling with want, “Or do you need to sit on my face and let me lick you until your cum runs down my jaw?”
He squints when you whimper gripping his arm tighter, his head tilting slightly as he looks you over “Or maybe you just need a good fuck?” It takes you a second to comprehend but his hand’s already sliding up your leg, his rough palm against your soft skin.
“Mmmhmm, yeah, I think that’s it. Here, lift my t-shirt up a little so you can slide these panties off.” You blush at his words but do as he says, watching in almost shock when he drops to his knees large hands sliding up your things guiding you to open your legs slightly.
“Oh god your thighs are so soft bunny.” He murmurs against your skin, his nose dragging over the part where your thigh and your stomach meet. “And this pretty pussy, I can’t believe you’ve kept this hidden Bunny. So selfish.” He chided playfully.
The grin broad as daylight disappeared between you thighs, your head falling back, hands seeking purchase on the kitchen countertops. He placed a pressured kiss right on your clit listening to the hitch of your breath. Techno swears he’s never heard a sound so pretty than the moan he pulled from you when he wrapped his lips around little nub.
He wants to work night and day to make sure you never stop making that noise. Techno watched your wetness trickling down your thigh quick to lick it up not letting any go to waste. It’s as if his first taste transformed him from the composed grump of a man you knew to a starving man who had a three course meal laid out in front of him, your eyes rolled back, sinful moans echoing in the room.
He moved his tongue like he was possessed, licking into your clenching hole as if he was digging for something before closing his lips around your clit and sucking it so hard you swear it will be bruised tomorrow. His harsh and continuous actions on your cunt had one of your hands grasping onto Techno’s hair, your back arching as you started a slow grind on his tongue.
“That’s it Bunny make yourself cum, use my to tongue.” He hums into your weeping entrance, but you’re so focused on the feeling of euphoria coursing through your veins you don’t hear him, all your senses being taken over and before you know it you’re cumming, drenching the lower half of his chin though he doesn’t seem bothered in the slightest, slurping down all you give him, trying to pull more from you.
Though with a push of your hand against his head and whine of sensitivity he conceded rising from his knees instantly pulling you close into his hold, lips pressing against your own.
With one roll of his hips he’s inside you and not giving you a second to comprehend it. No, he’s already pulling back and slamming into you over and over again watching as you arch your body into his.
Techno is swift and slick with how he manages to pick you up, placing you on the worktop and deliver a hard thrust quickly after leaving you short of breath.
His large hand slides up over your throat applying slight pressure to push you down against the counter. Then up to your mouth, two thick fingers slipping inside letting you moan and whine around them, saliva dribbling down your cheeks. Neither of you care so engrossed in the feeling of being fucked so thoroughly.
Your moans down right pornographic, when he hit that spongy rough patch inside you. Striking it over and over again, Techno had never looked more happy than when he watched your head fall back, eyes rolling with it.
“Fuck, yes bun clench around me like that, take all that I’m giving you like a good girl.” They way he grunted the words into your ear before sucking your earlobe into his hot mouth had you whining around his fingers. White hot pleasure engulfing your messy form, nothing had ever felt better than this moment.
Your body felt like it was burning with each thrust of his hard cock, all you could do was lie there on the kitchen counter and dribble around his fingers while he fucked your pussy ruthlessly. If this was his version of a good fuck, you’d happily have it everyday.
The coil in your lower abdomen tightened and tightened, until you shattered on his cock, cumming harshly as the waves of pleasure rolled over you so intensely, your walls clenching around him tightly. He snapped his hips into you quicker chasing his own high, wanting to fill you up desperately.
“Please Tec, cum inside me!” That did it for him, absolutely finished him. He groaned thrusting into you so deep as he finished inside you just like you begged him to.
“Fuck bun, you did so good for me. Just relax, breathe, I’ve got you.” He soothed blinking away the last remaining blur of his orgasm, focusing on you and the aftercare you not only needed but deserved.
Cupcakes forgotten about Techno picked you up and carried you to your room laying you on your bed then helping you remove his shirt.
“So fucking pretty bun.” He shook his head staring down at your body, you were ready to disagree absolutely sure you looked like the mess he’d certainly fucked you into but the way his eyes darkened as they raked over your body had your mouth closing.
“Now, before I start running you a bath. I need another taste.” He groaned kneeling in front of the bed, grabbing your ankles to pull you closer to his face.
“But Tec you already-“
“No but’s bun, you’ve been keeping this fucking delicacy from me for far too long. I’ve got a lot of pussy worshiping to make up for and I’m sure she would agree.”
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