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anarchiststories · 3 years

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petnames <3

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summary: pet names i belive the dsmp would use <3 this doesn't include minors wordcount: 1.5k notes: these are all in character! sorry for the recent angst btw

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dreamxd ➼ doll, angel, little one ❧ he never thought doll would fit you so well, but then he saw you dressed up for a date and it just... fit you so well ❧ he views you like a pretty little doll that sits on his shoulder, watching over him ❧ angel!! ❧ he started calling you angel because of one morning ❧ you two were watching the sunrise and he was just... amazed by how well the sunlight illuminated your features ❧ you looked like an angel to him<3 ❧ you're a tiny human compared to him ❧ and he thinks it's very cute ❧ "angel, what is it you desire? anything in the entire world, you name it and it's yours."

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dreamwastaken ➼ love, angel, baby ❧ his go-to is love ❧ he doesn't really know why, but he assumes it's because of he's a simp he loves you so much ❧ dream, no-cap, heard xd call his partner angel one day and wanted to be an asshole so he took it ❧ you're his precious baby and he wants to protect and keep you safe <3 ❧ "cmere baby, i'll keep you safe and warm. i promise."

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georgenotfound ➼ princess/prince, bunny, kitten ❧ i feel like prince/princess just comes with him ❧ like, everyone talks about how pretty he is and how like he's a "king" ❧ but he thinks you're the most beautiful creature around ❧ one time he laughed because you were eating a salad and were focused on the carrots ❧ so he started calling you bunny ❧ sapnap called you george's discord kitten ❧ "i love you, bunny. you're too good for me."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── sapnap ➼ sugar, pretty girl/boy/baby, sweetcheeks ❧ this mf ❧ he told you that you're sweeter than any sugar in the world on your first date ❧ and has called you sugar ever since ❧ he thinks you're just... so pretty ❧ like woah ❧ he's an ass man and i'm not taking criticism. ❧ "you're doing great, sugar. look at you go."

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badboyhalo ➼ muffin, dear, sweetie ❧ muffin just comes with being his s/o ❧ bad believes the name dear is very ❧ like intimate ❧ it makes him feel like you're really his ❧ and sweetie just came around one day and it's stuck ❧ "muffin, don't do that! let me, it's not safe for you!"

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── wilbursoot ➼ birdie, angel, love ❧ birdie is his #1 pet name and i will fight you on that ❧ you're his pretty songbird<3 ❧ angel came mostly after he got revived, since you were the first person he saw and he's orienteded you as his saving grace ❧ aka his angel ❧ hes super sappy in private moments ❧ so like, when he's laying with you and he curls your hair around his finger ❧ "oh love... you're too precious for me."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── jschlatt ➼ little one, precious, pet ❧ schlatts a big guy ❧ right ❧ so he's gonna call you little one and mock you a lot ❧ you're the one thing he values more than anything ❧ more than his own life ❧ you're so precious to him ❧ he's a dom so pet. ❧ "oh, little one, cmere... you've had a tough day, huh?"

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── quackity ➼ feather, baby, mi corazon ❧ ok get this ❧ so one morning you two had decided that you were gonna have a lazy day at home ❧ and you woke up just covered in his feathers ❧ it was super sweet and he started calling you feather ❧ he's a baby guy. not babe. not bby. baby. ❧ mi corazon is just one of the few ways he tells you he loves you without actually saying it ❧ yknow? ❧ "you're so kind to me, mi corazon. thank you."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── karl jacobs ➼honey bun, sweetie, baby ❧ he's a honey bun guy ❧ and i think we can all agree on that ❧ he'd use the most like sappy nicknames every omg ❧ he'll call you sweetie when you're near others/people he knows (like sapnap or george) ❧ but he only uses baby when you're alone ❧ like waking up together ❧ "mmh.. good morning, baby."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── technoblade ➼ darling, sweetheart, pumpkin ❧ piglins are protective and possessive, right? yeah? okay ❧ he'd call you darling after this once incident ❧ he was helping phil with his house and called out for you and it just stuck with him ❧ he's just ❧ so in love with you <3 ❧ like wow, you actually want to be with him. crazy. ❧ sweethearts such a devoted pet name ❧ like it helps show the world you belong to him <33 ❧ pumpkin!! ❧ tubbo and ranboo had made you two pumpkin pie once ❧ and you ate your slice so quickly that he barely noticed you had one ❧ he smiled at you so softly and just called you pumpkin ❧ "hey, darlin'? i need a hand over here- and maybe a slice of of pumpkin bread."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── awesamdude ➼ lovebird, prince/princess, bub ❧ lovebird is such an underrated pet name wtf ❧ he uses it so often that he barely calls you by your actual name anymore ❧ not that you're complaining ❧ he views you like royalty ❧ so he calls you prince/princess <3 ❧ hes such a bubs type of guy ❧ "hey, lovebird? gosh you're gorgeous today."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── nihachu ➼ sweetheart, my love, little flame/kleine flamme ❧ she thinks of you as like her childhood/high school sweetheart ❧ even if you've only known each other for a few years ❧ my love is just ❧ her ❧ yknow? yeah, you know ❧ now, she's an arsonist ❧ and she loves you ❧ so you're her little flame<3 ❧ "kleine flamme? do you mind joining me over here?"

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captainpuffy ➼ stars, my love, darling ❧ ok so one night you two are out laying under the stars ❧ and you sighed and said something kind of sad ❧ and she felt bad, so she started calling you her stars ❧ she loves you just so much <3 ❧ you're her love ❧ darling is kind of instinctual to her ❧ "my star? ah, there you are. come, i want to introduce you to my son, foolish."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── the_eret ➼ sweets, beatuiful, darling ❧ erets so sappy/cheesy like wow ❧ he tried using sweetheart but it just didn't fit his vibe ❧ so they use sweets <3 ❧ she uses ALL types of complimentary pet names ❧ this includes beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, etc. ❧ he wants to make sure you know how pretty you are ❧ "darling, you're the most beautiful person alive. let me show you what i mean."

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── punz ➼ my girl/boy/partner, babe, gorgeous ❧ he calls you my girl/boy/partner in front of others all the time ❧ like deadass ❧ and its super cute ❧ he'll call you babe too, like if you're doing something and he needs your attention rq ❧ gorgeous, on the other hand ❧ that's for times away from others ❧ an old friend of punzs accidentally told the rest of their group ❧ and now they make fun of him, lovingly ❧ "gorgeous, you need to sleep. cmere, lay on my chest."

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philza ➼ my light, honey, blossom ❧ so, phils half crow right ❧ crows like shiny things and you.. ❧ you came in like a shining ray of light that brightened his world ❧ he's a honey guy and i won't take no for an answer. /j ❧ he thinks blossoms just a cute nickname ❧ thats really it ❧ he uses blossom so much like wow ❧ "you made all this for me, blossom? aw, thank you!"

────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── fundy ➼ bunny, dove, buttercup ❧ am i making a pun because he's a fox so he'd call his partner bunny? ❧ yes. yes i am. ❧ BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE WOULDN'T BC HE WOULD ❧ he started calling you dove after the first time he saw you wear a dress ❧ you looked like an innocent, little dove ❧ he wanted to use his own little special nickname ❧ since his dad calls his step-mom birdie ❧ so he decided on buttercup ❧ "bunny! bunny cmere, i wanna show you somethin' i found!"

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red1sg0n3 · 3 years

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OKAY BASICALLY SPOILERS FOR TODAYS STREAM FROM YOUR BELOVED SIMP ANON

it was an hour long but im gonna tell you as i rewatch it so i dont leave anything out

cc!techno my beloved

c!techno complains about how sam didn't visit the cell for 2 weeks, he didn't even come by to drop off food.

which means c!dream hasnt been tortured by c!quackity for 2 weeks (which isnt surprising, big q dealing with tubs and ranboo)

c!tech finds out dream has been tortured and bullies dream and talks about how hes a favorite prisoner

techno bullies dream alot its funny

they talk about writing, techno jokes about dream publishing books and mentions wattpad and how dream has a wattpad acc

its like bullying dream for being homeless all over again

techno says hes enjoying being in prison and will figure out baout breakinf out later which upsets dream

revive book comes up in conversation

techno asks ab it and wants it and dream withholds the knowledge from him (ofc, green prick. )

this is just 13 minutes in im so sorry

its canon that c!techno plays golf oh my fucking god

techno jokes about how his polar bear Steve will break techno out

dream has memory problems? he writes every little thing down in his diary this was over looked??

i just saw this in the comments but this stream was cc!dream's idea, regular lore was delayed bc cc's were busy irl

dream brings up the idea to revive someone who isnt dead

they try to revive techno-

they summoned dreamXD

dream meets XD he never knew XD existed or looked identical to him

you get a wish for summoning XD

techno gets a fucking channel member bell and dream cries

30 minutes in

they try to summon XD again, he didnt come back

they talk about friendships and betrayal

techno tells dream about the eggpire

techno talks ab tubbo and snowchester and the nukes tubbo has, he admits he doesnt trust tubbo still

dream asks ab ranboo and techno kinda avoids his question-

tech asks how dream knows ranboo and dream dodges it

dream brings up escaping again, techno tells him that they can escape through the toilet and forces dream to do the mining (which takes 24 or 25 hours apparently)

this is 48 minutes in oh my god techno

dream makes it canon that they shit im losing it

'are we there yet?' HELP TECHNO FYCKING SHDG

techno is annoying dream as dream breaks the obsidian

as tech opens his inventory theres four books labeled as information written by dream

cc!techno's dog is heard in the background omg 'floof shut up im making content'

tommy's cat was brought and dream tells techno that tommy killed it only bc dream liked it

stream ends

thats all yw and im sorry the ask is long as hell

yooo thank you simp for catching me uppp

also dw I don’t mind the long asks :)

#i don't have to answer for my crimes #simp anon #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp fandom #mcyt

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