#drink responsibly

[nerfpuncher]

The Bad Batch boys after a night of drinking

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #drink responsibly

[quitebashfulexe]

Words of caution from our most respectable role models✨🌟

#art #small artist #small art account #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta art #creepypasta #eyeless jack fanart #eyeless jack #jeffery woods #jeff the killer fanart #jeff the killer #sally williams #ben drowned #smile dog creepypasta #smile dog #drink responsibly

[beanyboi173thegoober]

Horror Podcast Drinking games!!!

The Magnus Archives: Take a sip whenever someone says Jon's name, "Archive" or "Archivist", take a shot if Jon says the word 'Pockmark' or 'Pockmarked', and take a good swig any time a character does something you'd genuinely advise against.

Malevolent: Take a sip whenever John says Arthur's name, whenever John or Arthur say "Jesus Christ", "Jesus Fucking Christ", or "What the fuck", take a shot any time John and Arthur get divorced hurt each other in an argument, take a good swig whenever Arthur gets hurt.

Welcome to Nightvale: Take a sip whenever Cecil mentions a name or place that's been mentioned before, take a shot any time something happens that makes you genuinely concerned for the town's mental state, and take a good swig whenever you're extremely confused.

Drink responsibly, and don't get upset at me if you end up in the Hospital.

#the magnus archives #the magnus archives podcast #tma podcast #malevolent #malevolent podcast #welcome to night vale #welcome to nightvale podcast #wtnv podcast #drinking games #drink responsibly

[sketchbot9000]

When you have high enough Stamina and Constitution stats, but also don't especially like the taste of alcohol, there really is only one drink that will consistently get the job done.

Long Island Ice Tea.

#drink responsibly #kiddos

[noroikikku]

hi hello i literally have no idea how to use this platform so take my old quick drawing of kikuri hiroi the lady ever

#bocchi the rock! #bocchi fanart #bocchiposting #hiroi kikuri #kikurihiroi #drink responsibly

[zoinks-world]

THE Puppet History Drinking Game

Recently I had a Puppet History themed birthday party and during so we had an insane time. So in preparation for the newest season I’d like to share the game we played with the greater tumblr audience. Also if its wanted I will share the professor drink I made that got everyone fucked up

take one drink when 

you get a history question right 

when the genie is mentioned 

when there are lore inconsistencies 

take two drinks when 

ryan loses 

you get a history question wrong 

The singing puppets have an existential crisis mid song

Take three drinks when 

when the professor gives away a point for no reason 

when the professor compliments himself 

When Ryan wins 

C DOGS

#puppet history season 6 #puppet history #the professor #shane madej #Shaniac #ryan bergara #ryan and shane #Watcher #watcher entertainment #i was so fucked up playing this #like jesus christ #i can’t believe i forgot c dogs #tw alcohol #drink responsibly

[finchjadedarling]

crowley as things i’ve uttered while smashed🤸

#david tennant #good omens #michael sheen #neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #amazon #prime #season 2 #crowley #this is so cursed #drink responsibly #i beg of yall

[spawksstuff]

The Day according to De's Characters (Drink Edition)

Breakfast

Working hard

Lunch

Working Harder

Quick drink after work, just one.

Dinner

Dessert

Go to a bar? Sure. Hi friend.

This bar is dead. Let's go somewhere else.

That's more like it.

It's getting late. Lightweights.

Bar's dying out.

Sir, the bar is closing. But I paid for this! Bouncer!

Get out.

Drink something before you go to sleep.

Next Morning: Oh my head. Take the pill and drink the water.

Feel better? Yeah.

Thanks.

#deforest kelley #de characters #it's a joke y'all #drink responsibly #DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE #my knowledge of bars and hangovers comes from movies and old tv shows

[helpinghanikan]

Domestic December: COD

Day 17: Gaz, Tipsy

DD Masterlist

He promised to be out for only a few hours and fewer drinks. After spending several days and nights with you during his time off it was only fair that his friends got some of his attention too. At least, this was the lie you told yourself to insist he goes.

In reality you both needed a break from each other. Like most couples it wasn’t going to be healthy to spend every minute together while he was home.

So, while you did your own thing, Gaz hit the bar with his boys. Friends from college and his civilian life who were always fishing for stories about his crazy career. It could quickly get tiring being the main focus of a friend group, but that was where the beer came in.

‘Having fun. One more round than I’m heading back.’ He sent around ten.

‘Gonna be l8er than I thought. Won’t w8 up.’ He sent at eleven.

‘Love you babe a lot” He sent at one.

‘This is Chris using Kyle’s phone. Would you mind coming to get him?’ Read his latest message around two in the morning.

You’ve heard of Chris but had never met him. He was one of Gaz’s oldest friends from childhood. Although they weren’t close enough to be considered besties he’s been around long enough to understand Gaz as a friend, not just a source of fun stories.

Gaz wasn’t the only one who let loose tonight. Chris, as the designated driver, found it easier to just take everyone back to his place. So far you were the only partner to be awake and willing to come get their significant other. This isn’t to say that the others don’t care but that they were in bed by now.

“Hello, beautiful,” Gaz said when he saw you pull up.

Gaz gets silly when he lets himself loose like this. As a contractor he rarely felt safe enough to get this sloshed. That he felt safe enough to be blitzed out in your passenger seat is one of the highest honors.

“You’re so nice for coming to get me. You’re just-you’re just the best.” He says, reaching out to pat your shoulder. “I’ll get you back for gas money for this. I’ll pay you tenfold for this.”

Usually you don’t mention the stuff either of you say while drunk. But the promise of money and want to return a favor will definitely be making an appear later on.

“Thanks, Honey. I appreciate that.” You said, parking in front of your building.

Gaz has a sleepy smile as you take care of him. He may be bogged down by alcohol, but he was still making comment about your beauty. Leaning into your hands as you help him out of his shirt and pants. Hugging you without too much strength and falling back dramatically on to the bed when you push him away.

“If you throw up I’m going to break up with you,” You warn, hitting the light behind you.

“Love you,” he mumbles, meaning that entirely.  

#reader insert #domestic december #call of duty reader insert #call of duty imagine #kyle gaz x reader #Gaz x reader #alcohol #drink responsibly #low effort #Not sorry

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Happy St Patrick's Day! We're going to do our taxes tomorrow then finish off a few more stories ❤️

I'm doing my best to live a sober life (sobriety is not fun and anyone who tells you you can have fun without alcohol is lying lmao), so to celebrate I'm just wearing a little green, going grocery shopping, then playing video games. I hope everyone participating in today's festivities stays safe and has fun!!

Remember: Beer before liquor will get you sicker, liquor before beer n' you're in the clear

#st patricks day #drink responsibly #if the temptation gets too bad i might have an edible #sobriety is hard #i miss alcohol #lol #have fun #<3333

[analog-mart]

clowned @halpya

#commission #art #goat #goat furry #furry #furry art #blahaj #sol badguy #drink responsibly

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Out of context tipsy comments on the KP live action

"Take a shot for every salto flip anyone doe- well, here we go!" "FLOWER NO!"

"Oh no! A teenager..."

"We made better dangerous glitter slime themed movies-- wait it's getting a musical this year?"

"He secretly wants to become a cat." "That's why his name is mr. Barkin" "...But that's a dog sound????"

"WHY DOESN'T ANY COMPANY PAY WADE TO BE THEIR GO TO BRAIN MAN IF HE'S THAT SMART?!" "child labour laws." "But he can work for Kim for free?" "Her life is his personal action drama show."

"KIM, LABEL YOUR LIPSTICKS!!!"

"Drakken is mad because Shego bought Zakadamium Q-46 from wish dropshippers."

"Is the cheese CGI?"

"You wouldn't download a brain..."

"Shego, are you really losing to a teenager?" "Do you think we could stand any chance against teenagers?"

"Why is she still cleaning that stuff? Just throw it away..."

"Why does Nana have a secret japanese fighting dojo in her house?" "'Cause they're white and rich."

"NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! I'm the main character!!"

Both: "BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE✌"

"The D in Dr. D stands for Dilf." "Dr. DADDY!!"

"Oh no, he's lactose intollerant"

"Nana should've been deepfried, just saying."

"WHERE DID HE PULL THAT POWER CUBE FROM?!" "HIS ASS. HE KEPT IT SAFE, NICE AND WARM!"

"Geez, I wonder what Athena's surprise will be." "The surprise is death."

"Can't she just... walk up to the switch and switch it off?" "Can't he just take off the brain band????"

"Worse than a teenager... a child."

#all in good fun this movie is hilarious and the kids did good #it would've been funnier if nana possible was played by Betty White then the golden girls joke would be even more comedic #let me know if anyone gets my Barkin joke #then again it's not even funny #kim possible #Ron and Drakken's actors carried this movie #this is what i remember #drink responsibly

[toccata-i-voir]

Hi V, a few days ago I asked Dr Watson what he meant by “I don’t mind” during his stag night. His hesitation in answering the question makes me even more curious. I love your character analyses, so any thoughts on what he didn’t mind? There’s no hurry at all: just reply whenever you feel like it.

Hey, Windy, nice to hear from you again. I have to say, this analysis did ask for acquiring the record of the moment (you ought to get a better security on your records @atamh because it is laughably easy with a simple tool from dark web), but I did manage in the end.

I must say, you have actually gotten it wrong. Dr Watson wasn´t answering your question, not because he doesn´t want to, but likely because the person saying they don´t mind was Mr Holmes all along (the timbre of his voice was incriminating evidence of this).

As I see it, Dr Watson simply lost balance leaning forward in his chair and grabbed the nearest object (Holmes´ knee) to steady himself. He was flustered by this, which Holmes picked up on and assured him he didn´t mind. Whether there were or were not any feelings between them involved at that point is questionable. Alcohol makes people say and do all kinds of things, that´s all I have to say about that.

#drink responsibly #stag night analysis #but it is not the best moment to analyze #also maybe try asking Sherlock next time #if he remembers the moment he might have some more interesting insights into the conversation #assuming he wasn´t so drunk he doesn´t remember what and why he said it #rp

[brothertedd]

#wu tang clan #wutang Wednesday #wu Wednesday #drinks #ice #on the rocks #drink responsibly

[mrsromeave]

New drinking game! Watch pdh s2, fcu, or starlight and whenever you cringe, take a drink.

#aphmau #drink responsibly #but it gets funnier the longer you play #mystreet