#drink up bitches

[pedropascalito]

Love the Javi P thirsting 😝😍

✋🏼I do hereby solemnly swear to thirst over Javier Peña until I have no thirsts left to give, amen.

#pedro pascal #ask #Javier Peña #drink up bitches

[darthmalewife]

I see so many modern AUs that have Obi-Wan as like a teacher or something and he always reads romance novels and old history stuff and while I absolutely believe that I think we're missing the opportunity to also have him read really fucked up psychological horror and just general horror novels. Like think of the opportunities:

Anakin: what's happening in your book now?

Obi-Wan: the main character has just realised the ring her boyfriend gave her actually has one of her dead sisters teeth in it :]

Anakin: oh, that's fun :/

Or Cody picking up his book to skim over what it's about and he ends up texting Rex

Cody: i think my boyfriends a psychopath

Rex: i told you so, i've seen what kinda bland shit he eats

Cody: he's british leave him alone, i meant the book he's reading, it's about a woman who talks her girlfriend into giving herself a tapeworm because they're long distance lesbians who can't get pregnant

Rex: you do know how to fucking pick them don't you, what are the pros to you staying in this relationship other than you getting murdered

Cody: have you seen the man's legs?!

Rex: stop being gay and go back to your serial killer boyfriend

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #commander cody #codywan #captain rex #cody x obi wan #Cody tries to read 1 of his books #he gets halfway through gives up and never asks again #windu has the same taste so they have a 2 person bookclub where they just talk books bitch and drink wine #mace windu

[emberglowfox]

closing time

#you know situation's dire when sparks breaks out the color block sona vent art LOOOOOOOL #sparks speaks #vent #again to all my new-ish followers i do post stuff like this from time 2 time PLEASE block one of those tags if you don't want to see it #long post #edit: fine to rb idgas #ummm NEway. i go back to college in like a month and the thought of it makes me want to curl up and die. idk if i can do it again tbh lol #i dont know how i survived the first time #<- LYING he does. and it was by letting the dissociation he is currently bitching about swallow him completely #if i really committed and tried i could probably claw my way out of this. but there's really no point when i'll just fall back into it soon #the forgetting my entire life does suck though. it does suck. #its really cool learning you've lost the only thing you thought you couldn't lose. #anyways. i'm fine im chillin i just. needed to get this out #if youre reading this preciate you. drink water

[mlemonnnn]

new ultrakill update

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v1 cleaning up its mess like a good functional cretaure #they got they dress dirty smh #damn bitch u live like this??? #itll drink the blood later #a sweet little treat

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Carmen: I really do wish you'd stop drinking those energy drinks. I worry about you.

Player: You worry about me?!

Player: Red, you make me worry literally every time you go outside!

Carmen: That's different--

Player: "--ThAt'S diFferENt" You know what? No. I'm done. Actively buying more energy drinks as we speak.

Carmen: No!

Player: I'm ordering in bulk and I'm gonna drink them instead of water.

Carmen: NO!

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #incorrect carmen sandiego #player carmen sandiego #shut up suzie #damn maybe instead of writing these dumb ass posts I should focus on getting some BITCHES #player drinks monster energy and his favorite is pipeline punch and this is true and canon bc i said so and he's literally just like me fr

[irritablepoe]

I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME. I want someone to casually sit beside me and nudge me every now and then to get my attention. I want someone to pull me into a side-hug because they've been laughing about a joke of someone and want to share that joy with me. I want someone to carefully take my hand into theirs and look at my fingers or perhaps the lines on my hand just because they can. I want someone to look at me absentmindedly while they're thinking of something. I want someone to sit quietly beside me when I'm feeling down and just take my hand and squeeze it to tell me I'm not alone anymore.

#christ alive dhdhhsjwhddj this is so dumb🫠 #I'm sorry #had a lil bit to drink and I'm feeling affectionate okay #also my brother had his last day of school and he's been telling me about his plans with his friends while- #- he has free time and I'm literally so nostalgic rn #like that free time was so nice #i was basically eating dinner with them out qnd about and been going to bars and stuff #also sitting at a lake and the park and the river almost every day like. those were the times fr #those were the times i wasn't a isolated bitch lmao #well i was. just not that much #hhhhhhhhhhhhh i miss my irl friends😭 #if they're all back in germany we have to meet up literally omg🥲 #but also... they've so different lives now. I'm such an outsider somehow and idk #i can't really connect with them as much as i used to #which is fine but. i don't have any other friends with whom i could meet up #maaaaaaan life's so complicated 😔 #johnny's silly rambles #(also yes this is the kind of qp love i want plsplspls #)

[breadandblankets]

Doug and Elaine Thomas met in a coffee shop at Gotham U, they struck up a conversation in line talking about everything from the weather to certain wildly unpopular school policy changes, they end up talking even after they get their orders (peppermint tea and a chocolate croissant for Elaine, cinnamon latte for Doug)

Doug secures his second date when he finds out Elaine has seen approximately Zero (0) movies and takes it up on himself to show her the world

#and the rest they say is history #doug thomas #duke thomas #elaine thomas #batfam #elaine is either pregnant here or freshly not pregnant hence the herbal tea #i asked my mom if u can drink coffee while pregnant and mom asked me who i was mad at #smh #doug and the bad bitch he pulled by being Very Normal about movies #anyway i think duke got his love of movies from his dad 🥰🥰 #i think they watched old movies together afterschool or on weekends cuddled up with popcorn #doug insists that popcorn is essential to the viewing experience despite the fact they polish it off before the movie even starts #elaine is at goth u getting her social work degree ofc and doug is probably in the process of getting his construction apprenticeship #and is just taking some classes before that #probably like safety and physics and such #does gotham have a cc?? I don't remember #anyway i will keep thomas family posting until dc editorial takes me out themselves #doug and elaine aren't dead u fucks #bread talk

[cokowiii]

if in the BAD futur au

mikey n cal meet each other becuse of WTH IS HAPPINING IN THAT DAMMN PLANT

is there any chance for them to meet again in the GOOD futur ?

like their younger selvers ???

HAVE A NICE DAY <3

and drink some water (+ rest)😒🔪

Oh they're bound to meet in the good future :)

#asks and replies #Im drinking so much water #im hydrated up in this bitch #starburst duo #referencing that one comic i did like #MONTHS ago #rottmnt #drawing #sketch #doodle #tmnt #save rottmnt #small artist #unpause rottmnt

[dailyzawa]

march 5

#drink up bitch!!! #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #serizawa katsuya #64 #meme #ask #hall of fame #march

[pedropascalito]

Fantasy drinking buddy

#pedro pascal #drink up bitches

[reidrot]

me? and jealous?? of some girl i don’t even know??? ahah never what pfft thats so childish *grabs the nearest rope*

#drinking bleach as we speak #NO BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCH A BITCH IN THE SHORT FILM #my poor baby #does he look extra bbg in this or is it just me #HES SO CUTESKUEJWHJDBDJ #i think ive lost it #like officially #this is my last braincell giving up #anthony lockwood #lockwood and co #cameron chapman #lockwood and co netflix #lockwoodandco #locklyle #lockwood x lucy #anthony lockwood x reader #lockwood & co #l&co #lockwood and co fanfiction #lockwood and co x reader #anthony lockwood x fem!reader #anthony lockwood x y/n #anthony lockwood x you #lockwood x reader #lucy x lockwood #shitpost

[nurseydexunsolved]

“you are poseidon’s son”

“i am SALLY JACKSON’S son!”

THATS MY MAMAS BOYYYY thats my baby percy right there

#i am such a genius i am having the BEST new years ever #my friends are at a bar fighting for drinks and i am chugging cheap champagne watching pjo having a BLAST #literally NO hyperfixation hits like percy jackson hits let me tell you. that was the first and deepest of them #i distinctly remember pre-adhd-diagnosis summer feeling divine levels of euphoria when son of neptune came out #and being like. i am not normal. the joy i am feeling rn is the most intense thing i think anyones ever experienced ever #anyone i felt something similar when i heard the first lines of this show #the amount of times i have said THATS MY BABYYYYY at the screen is. concerning #I CANT WAIT FOR ANNABETH TO BE ANNABETH ALL OVER THE PLACE MY FIRST SELF-INSERT I LOVE YOU SO DEARLY<3 #guys i literally dont think anyones having a better new years than me rn #the only thing that would make this better is Not having to go to work tomorrow lol #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percy jackson #wait hold on look at this first tag that came up when i typed percy’s name #percy w severe amnesia looking at 10 ft tall god of war: i feeeel like you’re a bitch

[makorragal-312]

Not Emma trying to actively sabotage Itsuomi and Yuki and then getting absolutely WRECKED in the process.

#a sign of affection #yubisaki to renren #a sign of affection episode 5 #a sign of affection spoilers #yuki itose #nagi itsuomi #emma nakazono #yuki x itsuomi #I was willing to give Emma just a little bit gf grace #I mean she wasn't calling yuki names or being a bitch to her or anything #but once she saw she was with itsuomi she just decides to blurt out a lie to make it seem like they spent the night together #only for that not to work because of Yuki's hearing loss #and then itsuomi looked at her like #the fuck are you talking about #we didn't do shit #sweet sweet karma #hopefully she just drops this one-sided crush on itsuomi before the season ends #but honey listen up #HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU #and you drinking yourself into a stupor every time he rejects you is not gonna change that #move on honey #and shin #stop enabling her #please and thank you

[dootznbootz]

ABSOLUTELY NOT FINAL PRODUCT and unedited but have a little bit!!

Idc if it's OoC, let me have this 🥹 Call me out on some historic shit but this STAYS. Don't worry he's still a little shit as he literally fucks with Laertes right after this!

And remember when I said I would write a SNIPPET with the "Odysseus gives baby Telemachus a lemon to see his funny face"? Yeah I fucking lied, this will NOT be a "snippet".

It'll be long af and I'm nowhere near done as now I've decided to make this a domestic bliss fic as well to show the "wonderful life Odysseus has to leave behind when he goes to war" because I'm a dumb bitch who likes making and adding more shit than needed.

I'm also a glutton for fluff so that's what this is! Like I said, unedited af and not done!

#I've seen my older cousin do “nipping at hands” with his babies and they always lose their lil minds so that's what I wrote🥴 #Toddlers and up? Hell yeah tiny person! Tell me about Baby shark and the cool rock you found! #Infants??? I don't know shit and I don't know what to do and I'm scared I will fuck it up #I've been searching shit about dyes and stones and shit forever and I still will find contradicting sources😭 Idk what's correct anymore!! #You ever felt tired and feral at the same time? #my writing #Mad rambles #writing #my fics #odypen #mine #telemachus #odysseus #epic the musical #I will continue to drink “dumb bitch juice” #SHRIEKS INTO THE NIGHT #I don't want this to smother other tags so that's all I put. #shot by odysseus #Mad writes

[fauvester]

i think my coworkers and friends think its a little excessive that Im so militant about my sleep schedule but its hard to describe the extent to which the terrors fucking get me if my circadian rhythm is even a little fucked up

#see. if i fall asleep by 10:45 or so usually the RLS doesnt start up #but if i drink a coffee too late. or im out late. or stressed. or dont get much sleep the night before #it puts me at precipitous risk of getting fucking got #and then its genuinely some of the worst suffering i ever experience... crying pacing self medicating panicking etc etc etc #would take food poisoning over a bad RLS night easy. at least inbetween the vomiting you can sometimes get some rest #rn trialing a med that totally zonks me during the day but its worth it as a PRN cause otherwise ill be zonked ND a bitch if i dont sleep #to delete #resident good #my coworker like.... you wont even go out to dinner before a work day? not if its after 9PM bro otherwise theres a chance i Will Not Sleep #and not only that I WILL suffer the whole time #man Im frustrated too! I wish I wasnt like this but thats the bitch of living with a poorly understood movement disorder!

[signanothername]

So…

Did a thing to confirm a thing and guess what

I’m lactose intolerant now </3

Well, fuck that cause I’m not giving up my milk

#for reference i love milk a lot #as in i drink plain milk like it’s beer #and there’s that one recipe i LOVE that has milk as the primary ingredient #I’m not giving up those thank u #I could give up everything else tho not a big deal #milk tho? nah bitch