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DRLAMP (Janus x Remus x Logan x Virgil x Patton x Roman) Prompt: can you do one with Bottom Sub Patton x Everyone where he just likes to pay with sex Warnings: sex, double penetration, riding, handjobs, face fucking, degradation, tears, spit A request from my AO3

"Does everyone seriously have debts to collect from Patton?" Logan asks, as he squeezes through the wall of people gathered around Patton's door. According to Virgil, he'd been standing there the longest, but both Remus and Roman had insisted that their favors had accumulated the most amount of interest, so they should get first dibs.

Roman grumbles as he crosses his arms over his chest, but Janus merely sighs.

"He's been asking a lot of us for favors lately," Janus states, before his bottom lip juts out in a dramatic, mocking pout, mirroring Virgil's own grumpy face. "He assured us he'd pay us back, but hasn't owned up to his word."

"Patton, you can't just ignore us forever!" Remus shouts through the door, before punching it. Though his fist goes right through it, he makes no effort to try and push inside as he's swiftly stopped by Virgil with the simple warning of "give him time."

There's silence from the other side for a moment, before a sudden gasped "give- give me a minute!"

Both Roman and Virgil immediately flush at just how breathy Patton sounds, but Remus grins at his voice. Logan looks between everyone, before he backs up to allow space for Patton to eventually open the door.

It takes a few minutes, but eventually there's soft footsteps, and then the door's being opened.

Patton's only in his boxers, with pre clearly leaking through the fabric. His face is flushed and forehead drenched in sweat.

"I'm sorry," Patton quickly apologizes, panting slightly. "I never meant to make you all wait so long. But I wanted to make sure I was properly prepared before paying you guys." He gives an innocent smile that doesn't match his words in any regard, and instead only serves to make Roman and Virgil's blushes worsen.

Remus and Janus however are incredibly pleased. While Janus offers steady praise, Remus immediately gets right into complaining and degrading Patton for wanting an excuse to finger himself, and not even letting Remus watch!

The cacophony of noise has Logan tensing slightly, before he moves forward, being the first to reach Patton and grab his hips. He backs Patton back up into the room, and the others follow behind him.

"Thanks for prepping yourself," Logan murmurs, as the others quietly talk behind him, already sharing with each other what they're going to do to Patton in order to collect their dues. "You know your safeword."

Patton feels the back of his knees hit the bed, and happily falls back onto it, pulling Logan over him. "Always," he responds, just as softly, before pulling Logan in for a slow and intense kiss.

Unfortunately for the two of them, the moment doesn't last long, as no one else present in the room is very patient. Moments later, there's a rough hand on his shoulder yanking him away from Patton, everyone else clearly seeing that Remus is the cause of the interruption.

"You were here last!" Remus complains, as he slides between the two of them, forcing Logan to take a few steps back. "There's no way in hell you get the right to touch first!"

He sounds offended by the notion of Logan getting to Patton first, and shamelessly moves to straddle Patton's hips, pushing him further up the bed in the process. Teasingly, he rolls his hips down Patton's hard cock.

Logan goes to protest that none of them seemed to be willing to take initiative, but Virgil speaks first.

"Well, by that 'logic,' who says you get that right?" Virgil confronts, stomping his foot. "I was here before any of you!"

Roman's the next to interject. "I was the first person Patton came to with a favor; I've been waiting the longest to be compensated!"

Patton's left to watch as an argument sparks between all of them, still flustered and horny beneath Remus who's hips seem to roll on their own accord as he mocks and yells at everyone else. The combination of sounds only serve to stress and upset everyone further, making Patton grimace. He knows that if he doesn't do anything about this, it'll go on forever!

So, after a few seconds, he loudly clears his throat and announces "who said you guys have to take turns? You could all try doing it at once..."

He flushes at his own suggestion, but it's what would make the most sense. Besides, he didn't stretch himself open to only take one cock at a time!

They all look between each other, mostly stunned into silence, before Remus grins wide. Loudly, he exclaims "you fucking slut! You just wanted an excuse to have an orgy!" and then slides further up Patton's body, pressing down on Patton's hard cock before he sits atop Patton's chest instead.

Without hesitation, he's wiggling his pants down and pulling his cock out, letting it spring out and slap against Patton's face, who flushes and cringes at the pre already smearing over his cheeks.

Hands on his thighs have Patton suddenly gasping and attempting to crane his head to the side and look at who's touching him, surprised to see Virgil and Roman being so forward.

They bicker quietly, but each work on spreading a thigh apart, and then Virgil's fingers are sliding over Patton's hard cock and down to his slick hole, flushing when he sees the lube dripping out of him.

Janus sits himself on the bed, crossing his legs (as though trying to hide his own excitement) as he glides a finger over the slit of Patton's cock, teasing it nonchalantly. "I'm okay with this," he states, glancing at each of the others. They all murmur half-hearted agreements, as their touching continues.

Logan's the last to reach Patton's body, and he crawls onto the bed too, sitting across from Janus. There's hardly any places left for him to touch, so he doesn't, just watching for now.

Patton strains his neck in order to lean his head up, gently kissing the tip of Remus's cock, as though he's just as eager as they are to get things going. The real touching has hardly even begun, and Patton already feels so hot and flustered.

It's interesting to feel so many different hands on him; the different textures, sizes, temperatures, even, feel so unique and overwhelming on his skin. But, of course, with Remus included in this little rendezvous, there's no way Patton's truly ever going to be able to focus on their slow, sweet touches.

Before Patton even has time to process it, Remus is scooting the slightest bit forward, the tip of his cock jutting against Patton's lips. Remus's hand is wrapped tightly around the base of his cock, as he lightly smacks it against Patton's face, smearing his pre everywhere carelessly.

"Come on!" Remus urges, impatiently. "Weren't you the one that was so eager to get fucked by all of us at once? Hurry up and open that mouth of yours so I can get us started!"

Patton flushes, but obediently parts his lips, allowing Remus to shift forward and push his cock into Patton's mouth without any hesitation. The others can't help but watch Remus in surprise, shocked at how quickly he's grabbing the sides of Patton's face to prevent him from instinctively trying to pull away upon gagging.

Rolling his hips, Remus works to drive his cock as deep down Patton's throat as he can in this position, desperate to hear his sexy little gags. He doesn't bother to wait for the others, but after Remus's forward display, they're quick to get moving soon after.

Janus moves the fastest, realizing that if he doesn't he won't get a good piece of the action. Obviously, he takes what he wants, using Remus's actions as a distraction in order to slide off the edge of the bed, snatch Patton's abandoned bottle of lube, and maneuver himself between Roman and Virgil.

Virgil's the first person to notice the rapid change in position, mostly because Janus's hand is quick to shove Virgil's own away from Patton's cock.

"Hey!" Virgil shouts, causing everyone to turn to Janus, instead of focusing on Patton's pretty, stuffed face.

"That's totally unfair," Virgil complains, as Janus merely smirks and pulls his cocks out, smearing lube over the shafts. "You can't just push people out of the way! I was clearly here first!" He tries to move forward to block Patton's hole, rather childishly, but Janus merely moves Virgil's hand out of the way again and begins to push the tips of his cocks into Patton's slick hole, earning a loud cry followed by a harsh choking noise as Remus mutters "if you're still making noises, then clearly I'm not gagging you good enough."

Roman whines. "Janus! This isn't fair!"

"Oh, calm down." Janus rolls his eyes, not even sparing Roman a glance. "You're not on Virgil's side anyway. If I hadn't stepped between you two, you would waste precious time arguing about who got to go first. I'm simply preventing an otherwise inevitable altercation." Janus turns to smile and bat his eyes at Virgil, mockingly. "Besides, you're pathetically submissive anyway. If you got to fuck Patton, it'd be such a waste! You'd be much better off riding him."

Using his hand, he guides Virgil's own fingers to Patton's hard cock, making Virgil flush.

Behind him, Roman stomps his foot. "What about me?" he pesters, as though he's a child who can't make his own decisions.

"Patton has two hands," Logan points out, huffing. "I believe that's what we're unfortunately delegated to."

"Oh, look at how smart you are," Janus teases, pinching Logan's cheek and musing as Logan frowns, before pulling away in order to begin stripping his clothes off. It doesn't matter that he doesn't get the special treat of Patton's wet mouth or warm hole, he was happy to be receiving pleasure at all with how much Patton had been depriving them.

As Janus's hips fall flush against Patton's, Roman grumbles angrily, as he also moves to get onto the bed. Both he and Logan get their pants off at generally the same time, and then they're both reaching for Patton's hands.

"You better make up for neglecting me," Roman pouts, as he guides Patton's fingers to his shaft. Patton looks at him briefly, before he's gagged again, bringing tears to his eyes.

Logan wordlessly does the same, setting a hand against Patton's stomach and his other against the bed, keeping him steady and balanced as Patton instinctively squeezes his cock, making him utter a curse.

Between Patton's legs, Virgil struggles to get his jeans down as Janus lubes up Patton's cock for him, teasing it nice and slowly with precise movements, as Janus stays resting inside of Patton's hole. He's not moving, yet, but he will be soon.

"Hurry up, Virgil! We're all waiting!" Remus huffs, while still rutting his hips into Patton's mouth. He wasn't waiting on anyone; he just wants to complain. "I want to feel him moan around my cock as you and Janus use him."

Virgil scoffs as he moves to straddle Patton's hips, flushing as he faces Janus. Janus sets his hands on Virgil's waist, guiding him over Patton's cock and even holding it steady for him. Virgil avoids meeting his eyes.

"The only thing the rest of you had to do was stick your cock somewhere," Virgil bitterly mutters, and though the others hear him, they choose to stay silent.

Virgil sets a hand on Janus's shoulder for support as he begins to lower himself down, biting his lip as he sinks to the base of Patton's cock, groaning at the same time Patton moans, both of them feeding off each other's pleasure.

"There," Logan breathes, running his fingers absentmindedly up Patton's arm. "Now we're all settled, and you can finally work off all that debt."

Patton whimpers, and chokes again as Remus rolls his hips in response. He does listen obediently though, as his hands start moving over both Roman and Logan's cocks. Logan's silent, but Roman lets out a dramatic moan, making Patton shiver.

Seeing that Patton's good to start going, Janus slides his cocks out so there's nothing but the tips inside, before he's snapping his hips and shoving them deep into Patton's ass, grinning at the loud moan it earns. His thrusts jostle Patton, making Virgil curse and moan as he lifts his hips and drops them down, riding Patton's cock prettily. He holds his shirt up between his teeth, both to show off his pale, pudgy chest and to help muffle his noises. His nails dig into Janus's shoulder, which he uses to support himself as he pulls himself up, and then down again.

Each time Virgil comes down, Patton's hands tighten around Roman and Logan's cocks, while moaning around Remus's, who's the loudest in the room.

"Fuck yeah," Remus groans, snapping his hips into Patton's mouth, enjoying the messy gag he gets in response. Sweat is forming on Patton's forehead, rolling down his round face before falling onto the mattress below, mixing in with the drool and spit already leaking from Patton's mouth as well.

Janus lets Virgil use him to help balance, as he focuses on fucking into Patton properly. He doesn't bother going slow, instead just using Patton as though he's just a toy.

It's what he is, essentially. It's what they're all using him as. As payment.

Roman lets out a cute little moan, holding the back of his knuckles to his mouth to try and muffle his sounds as he fucks Patton's fist sloppily. His shirt is undone and open, exposing his tan and muscular chest, glistening with sweat as well. A glance at Logan reveals a similar sight. Though his shirt is still on, he's also pressing his hand to his mouth. His look is more concentration than straight pleasure, as though he's focusing primarily on keeping his noises repressed and his orgasm away.

After all, Patton was stroking their cocks sloppily, and the frequent tight squeezing was pleasureful torture. They were in less control than everyone else, and so they were fighting to drag this out as long as possible in hopes of not being the first to come.

Janus can't help a soft groan slipping past his lips as he thrusts deep into Patton, cocks rubbing against each other and Patton's slick inner walls. One of his hands rests on one of Patton's thighs, pushing it up and digging his fingers into it, with the other holding Virgil's hip to help further support him.

Thankfully, everyone else's noises are a lot louder than his, specifically Remus and Roman's. Though Roman tries to bite back his noises, he's quite sensitive, and thus his breathy moans are a bit dramatic, and his whines even more so.

And Remus doesn't care about being quiet, even though he's muffling Patton's own noises. He's moaning, humping against Patton's lips and shamelessly babbling about how he's going to pump his load down Patton's throat. Make him choke on it. Make him pay.

"Dumb slut," Remus grunts, as he keeps his hand planted on Patton's forehead, pressing his head into the mattress to keep his tear-covered cheeks still as he fucks hard into Patton's mouth. "Maybe if you actually paid your dues you'd get some nice one-on-one time. But no." He punctuates his words with a particularly hard thrust, earning another gag and Patton's hips to buck, fucking up into Virgil right as he sinks down, earning a shuddering cry.

"Maybe you wanted to wait, huh?" Remus then teases, grinning wide. Beads of sweat drip down his chin and against Patton's face. "Maybe you wanted all of us at once. What an attention whore!"

Remus then spits onto Patton's face, and Patton can't flinch as it hits right above his eyes, just instead squeezing his eyes shut before opening them drearily. He moans, but Logan huffs.

"Remus. Careful," Logan warns, right as Patton squeezes his cock hard, which draws a particularly loud moan from Logan's throat. Flustered, Logan tucks his face into his shoulder as Patton pumps his cock firmly, unaware of the pain he just inflicted, or how much Logan liked it.

Remus scoffs at Logan's words, but thumbs his glob of spit over Patton's eye and cheek, before groaning.

Since he got started sooner than everyone, it's no surprise he's getting close first, but it incites a sort of need in everyone else. Patton had been depriving them after all; why should they hold themselves back from their release?

Virgil and Patton both let out particularly loud moans in unison, as Janus's cocks thrust against Patton's prostate while Patton's cock is pushed against Virgil.

And while Janus keeps going, aiming for that spot over and over, Virgil sinks completely down on shaky thighs, voice trembling as he rolls his hips and lets out small moans at the little friction he's giving himself.

"Too much for you to handle?" Janus teases, and Virgil hisses at the comment, narrowing his eyes at Janus.

Janus hums in response, smiling innocently as he says a little louder "if only you could see him, Patton. He looks so pretty on your cock. I bet you wish it was your hands on his hips instead of mine. Pity." Janus sucks in a shaky breath, attempting to steady himself to avoid interrupting his words with a moan. "Maybe if you'd acted a little sooner, you could have gotten him all to yourself."

Patton whines, toes curling as he desperately tries to hold back his own orgasm. Virgil just feels so good around his cock, Janus feels so good inside of him; everyone surrounding him, watching him, getting off from or to him is so good.

Roman is the first to come.

He does so with a loud moan, thrusting his hips into Patton's grasp before spilling over his fingers. Roman humps through his orgasm, before he's pushing Patton's hand away with a whine, panting.

Logan, as if spurred on by Roman, comes seconds later. He muffles his cry with his hands, but makes just as much of a mess over Patton's hand, the sheets, and even the side of Patton's body.

Both he and Roman scoot away, giving the other three space and time to finish.

Remus fucks into Patton's mouth hard and fast, before he comes without warning down Patton's throat, making him choke. He splutters, but Remus's cock serves as a barricade, and so Patton's forced to swallow it all down, only getting to take a proper breath when Remus is satisfied and pulls away, rolling to Logan's side and snuggling up against him despite the mess between them.

So, it's just Janus and Virgil, the two providing Patton intense pleasure, both of them quick and unyielding. Janus's thrusts are calculated and smooth, while Virgil's bouncing is desperate and sloppy.

And with Patton's mouth unblocked, his noises spill freely. He's loud with his moans and cries, and with his hands no longer busy with Logan and Roman's cocks, they curl into the mattress instead. His nails dig down into the sheets, begging them to be nice to him. To let him come.

"Don't stop," Patton gasps, teary-eyed. "Don't stop- please!"

Neither Virgil or Janus plan on it.

Virgil's nails tighten against Janus's shoulder, moaning. A few more bounces on Patton's cock and he's coming, making a mess of both himself and unfortunately Janus, with Virgil sinking down fully onto Patton's cock and groaning as he climaxes. He sits there for a few seconds, panting, before Roman reaches over to help Virgil up and off it, with Patton's cock leaking pre and slick with lube still, aching to be touched.

Janus grants him the pleasure.

Stroking quickly, Janus isn't surprised when Patton comes quickly with a loud cry, arching into Janus's touch and squeezing his eyes shut as pleasure and bliss wrecks his entire body, with Janus generously stroking him through his orgasm before finally letting his cock go. And Janus comes moments later.

He holds tight to Patton's hips, shoving his cocks deep into Patton as he comes, filling Patton with his come before he's pulling out. He cringes at the sight of his own mess spilling out of Patton, but knows it'll be cleaned up in a matter of time.

Soft panting and other breathy noises fill the room, before Patton's being pulled to the side and surrounded by all of them; he's squished in the center of an otherwise affectionate cuddle pile. He sighs and relaxes into them, knowing it'll only be a matter of time before he lets his debt accumulate once again.

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prince-rowan-of-the-forest · 2 years

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The Stresses of Shapeshifting

Janus is struggling to regain control of his shapeshifting powers after they get away from him.

Thankfully, the noble Roman (and the others helped a bit too, I guess) was there to save the day!

In the end, all anyone really needs is a cuddle pile, Disney movies, pizza and... possibly inedible... cake.

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Warnings: General distress, a panic attack, minor swearing

Pairings: Platonic DRLAMP

Word Count: 3325

Notes: This is my first posted Sanders Sides fic!! I'm super excited, please be nice, but also please reblog/comment and let me know what you think because I'm nervous. Oh yeah, remember that I had ages ago about Janus' shapeshifting powers going crazy? this is that. haha.

Pings: @seren4d3 (there were a few more people who said they wanted to see it but didn't say they wanted to be pinged specifically so I won't ping because anxiety. If you want to be pinged for future fics in general or something specific, lemme know!! (be specific please lol)

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“Hey there padre-” Roman said with a smile, it was almost dinner time and he wanted to inquire who’s turn it was to cook, but he stopped as he walked around the sofa, smile falling. Just the look on Patton’s face making him stop in his tracks. Patton was sat on the couch, gripping his jeans with white-nuckled fists, he was staring into nothing with gritted teeth, the tensest Roman had ever seen his fellow side, “What on earth happened to you?”

Patton shook his head sharply, and thats when Roman noticed the glitchy flickering- his glasses, his eyes, Patton didn’t look quite right, something was just off, and then it wasn’t- then it was again. Minor shifts in appearance, nothing big enough to notice if you weren’t looking closely. Roman quickly placed his cup of coffee down on the coffee table and took a step closer, glancing around to see if he could spot any evidence as to what might be happening right now.

There was a small pile of black fabric with a hint of yellow off to the side- as if it had been thrown; it rang as familiar in Roman’s brain, on the arm of the sofa next to Patton was a pair of yellow gloves- Janus’ gloves? What were they doing here?

“What in great Odin’s eyepatch is going on…” Roman muttered, looking back to Patton as if for answers, Patton only curled in further in response, moving his arms so he was in a position almost to hug himself, the flickering got stronger for a second, and Roman thought he saw Patton’s face shift completely before it it was pulled back into place.

Roman moved over to the fabric and lifted it up- black with yellow lining- that was Janus’ cape… what on earth was Janus’ stuff doing here? Patton made a noise- it sounded strained and upset, but was obviously in protest, Roman huffed and carefully folded the cape, before putting it neatly on the coffee table. Patton relaxed minutely, before jerking forwards, his clothes glitched this time, Roman saw them turn black, for a moment Patton’s cardigan was gone, replaced with Logan’s collar, before immediately returning to Patton’s signature look. It almost looked like rubber banding in a video game. As if you were trying to customise your character but it kept lagging back to the default.

“Patton?” Roman said gently, stepping forwards with his hands raised up, he wasn’t sure what was going on, but he knew it wasn’t good. Something was wrong with Patton.

“Not- not-” Patton started through gritted teeth, before tensing up again, Roman could see his fingers digging into his arms, “Not Pa- not Patton-”

Roman stared for a moment, as (not?) Patton’s eyes shifted through colours, he noticed his own red- Remus’ green- Virgil’s purple- Logan’s blue and then back to Patton. He glanced at the gloves, then back at the cape, clues falling into place. In a flash, Roman pulled out his phone, sending a ping to the groupchat- ‘Code Yellow!!!!’ before shoving it back in his pocket and looking back to the side on sofa.

“Janus?” Roman asked, Not-Patton nodded, going to say something before clenching his jaw, face contorted in what looked like extreme effort, the flickering got worse for a moment, before it cleared up, but Roman was no longer looking at Patton, but a mirror image of himself, granted his reflection looked like it had been dragged through a bush backwards. For a moment he had no words.

“My hair is not that messy,” Was the statement that chose to come out of his mouth. Eloquent, Roman.

“Sorry-” Janus choked out, but even with the strained tone Roman could tell it wasn’t sincere, well, good thing the sarcastic snake was still in there somewhere, “Can’t- can’t control it-”

“Hey kiddos! What’s hippety happening down here- oh!” Patton- thank goodness the real Patton- had arrived on the scene first, Roman breathed a sigh of relief as Patton rushed over to the sofa, “Roman? Janus? What’s going on?”

Janus tensed up, digging his- now neatly painted and manicured- nails into the soft fabric of Roman’s tunic, the fabric bunching up under the pressure. The real Roman took a second to wring out his hands, feeling the nervous energy building up, he took a deep breath.

“I think Janus is having trouble with his shapeshifting powers,” Roman tried to explain, “I found him down here as you but he’s been glitching and shifting and- I mean you see him, right?”

“Yeah- yeah kiddo,” Patton nodded, quickly moving around to the front of the sofa and sitting down next to Janus, “Are you ok with touch right now, kiddo?”

A small nod was given in response, before Janus’ eyes went wide- his hair flickering from different styles- long to short, Romans’ regular fluffy but tamed look to Logan’s neat slicked back to Virgil’s dramatic bangs before settling on something not quite Roman but closer than before. Patton waited for the glitching to settle down a little before carefully putting an arm around Janus’ shoulders.

“I can’t- I can’t-” Janus started, eyes still wide, he still was incredibly tense, he didn’t seem to be able to finish the thought though. Roman sat down on the sofa too after a few seconds hesitation, on Janus’ other side, and took a gulp of coffee that could not have looked princely in the slightest before putting the cup back down.

“It’s ok,” Patton said softly, rubbing calming circles into Janus’ back, “You’re safe here, kiddo,”

“We don’t need anything from you right now,” Roman added, placing a hand on Janus’ arm to add his own comfort, he felt Janus relax slightly, slumping forward just a little. The glitching picked up for a moment, before settling back again as he relaxed.

“What seems to be the issue?” Said Logan, appearing from the stairs, Roman looked back to see the logical side adjust his glasses, surveying the scene.

“Janus is struggling to control his shifting ability,” Patton explained easily, upon mention, Janus tensed up again, he curled in on himself as he glitched through a series of forms, before returning to Patton this time. The real Patton chuckled softly as he had to readjust his postion with the change.

“Keeps- changing,” Janus forced out through his teeth, “I can’t- can’t get back-”

“We’ll figure this out, kiddo, don’t you worry,” Patton said sotly, “Hey Logan? D’you think you could try and figure out what’s going on?”

“Of course,” Logan nodded, turning back to the stairs, “I’ll start in the memory hall, please contact me should there be any developments,”

“You got it, teach,” Roman said, shooting a smile back at the Logical side before focusing his attention back on Janus.

“I can’t- hold it,” Janus said, gripping his own arms tight as if for emphasis, he gasped, “Why- I can’t- I can’t keep hold of a form-”

With that he started shifting again, his clothes flickered first, then his hair, his eyes, his face shape, the fabric changing from Patton’s soft shirt to Virgil’s firmer but still amazingly soft hoodie, his hair settled on Virgil’s purple and Patton had to readjust again- Virgil was like a stick compared to both him and Roman.

It took a moment to realise Janus hadn’t taken a breath since he shifted, simply staring at his arms eyes wide, his hands had released their vice grip on his arms and were now shaking violently in his lap, seconds later Janus had shrugged Patton and Roman off and was starting to take sharp short breaths that Roman was certain weren’t getting him the air he needed.

“No no- not Virgil- no, no I promised- I can’t-” Janus forced out between breaths, “I promised I would- I would never this-”

“Janus, Janus, kiddo I need you to breathe, you’re panicking, it’s ok,” Patton instructed firmly, wanting to reach out again but keeping his hands threaded together in his lap. Janus’ refusal of touch just now had been clear.

“It’s not, it’s not ok I promised him- I promised- I can’t-” Janus shook his head, gripping his trousers.

“Jan?” Roman’s head whipped around to find the real Virgil had arrived in the doorway, Janus jolted hearing his voice, and began to shake even worse.

“Virgil I’m sorry- I’m sorry- sorry-” Janus repeated, Roman looked up at Virgil, trying to ask for help using his eyes. Virgil mumbled something, before hurrying over to join them.

“Jan, Jan you need to calm down,” Virgil muttered, kneeling in front of Janus in his own form, “You’re having a panic attack Janus,”

“Virgil I’m sorry,” Janus said, sounding so upset that Roman couldn’t help but want to wrap him up in a blanket and hug him to death, “I didn’t- I can’t- I can’t control it- I can’t shift- I-”

“It’s ok Jan,” Virgil interrupted, he reached forwards and gently took Janus’ hands, Roman could see that the hold was loose enough that Janus could easily pull away, but Janus did the opposite, gripping Virgil’s hands like a lifeline, “Breathe with me, alright? Breath in for four seconds…”

Janus did so, Roman recognised this breathing exercise, Virgil had had Thomas do it all those years ago in Virgil’s room. When they first accepted him.

“Hold for seven seconds, you’re doing really well Jan,” Virgil told him, rubbing the tops of Janus’ hands with his thumbs, “And breath out for six seconds, good, keep doing that, in for four…”

Amazed, Roman watched as Janus’ shoulders relaxed, he started flickering again, but Roman thought that might be a good sign right now- he hadn’t flickered at all as Virgil, maybe it was to do with how panicked he was? Roman watched at Janus eventually switched to Remus’ form, Patton’s nose wrinkled for a moment, before he smiled.

“Ew…” Janus huffed after a final deep breath, finally calm enough to find words, “I hate being Remus,”

Roman couldn’t help but snort, “Too messy for you? Mr. Prim and Proper?”

Janus shot him a glare, which only made Roman laugh coming from Remus- who wasn’t really a ‘glare’ kind of person, rabies infested dog? He could portray one perfectly, glaring? Remus had never been able to get it right, Virgil gave Roman a reproachful look, though, which shut him up pretty fast.

“Oh hey am I late to the party?” The real Remus flung himself over the back of the sofa- startling Patton, who’s lap was unfortunately the target of this horrible attack, “Hi other me! Where’s Janny?”

“I am Janus, you fool,” Janus said, pushing Remus’ legs off of him, Remus simply put them back.

“His shifting was on the fritz,” Virgil sighed, glaring at Remus, who stared at Janus with a look that could have been surprise.

“That hasn’t happened in forever though!” Remus said, swinging an arm.

“Woah- careful there, kiddo,” Patton said, narrowly dodging an elbow to the face.

“Sorry sweetcakes! Speaking of cake, I should make some! Cake always helps!” Remus grinned.

“Not when it’s your cake,” Roman muttered, Remus gasped, offended, and jumped up, Patton winced.

“My cake is the best around!” Remus yelled, turning around and slapping his own ass. Roman sighed and looked up at the ceiling.

“I meant literal cake and you knew that,” Roman said, still adamantly looking away. Remus just giggled.

“Cake… would be nice,” Janus said slowly, Remus cheered.

“See! Janny wants cake, so I should make cake,” Remus grinned, Roman deemed it safe to look back, and found Remus kneeling on the ground and giving Patton pleading eyes, “Pwease? I pwomise I won’t make a mess?”

Patton sighed, “Remember the rules?”

“No usually inedible ingredients, no explosions,” Remus counted off on his fingers, “I’m not allowed to use the entire pot of paprika… um.”

“No intentional messes, or science experiments,” Patton finished.

“Yeah that! Can I use the kitchen now?”

“Go ahead…” Patton said with a wistful sigh. He may as well say goodbye to the kitchen now.

—-

“I think I’ve figured it out,” Logan said, having reappeared about fifteen minutes later. Janus’ switching had calmed down from what it had been before. Though occasionally he would still switch between the other sides. In that time, Roman and Patton had switched sides so that Patton could keep a better eye on Remus in the kitchen. Virgil had remained with them as well, and was now wedged in between Roman and Janus. Roman thought he looked rather content, curled up against his side.

“Oh really? That’s great Lo!” Patton said, smiling happily, “What is it?”

“It seems to be connected to stress, so the condition may be elevated by stressful of anxiety enducing situations,” Logan said, looking at a notebook, “Have you observed something of the sorts?”

“Yeah I think so… It was worse when you were panicking, right Jan?” Roman asked, looking over at Janus.

“Yes…” Janus said, “Panicking made the switching worse or more- eugh- more frequent,”

“And a panic attack trapped you in one form until you calmed down a little,” Virgil added quietly, Janus managed to hide the flinch well, but Roman still noticed the slight jerk of his hand.

“That seems accurate to what I have found as well,” Logan nodded, scribbling something on his book, “I believe the best course of action would be to get some rest and avoid any situation that may cause negative emotions to take hold of you,”

“Thanks Logan!” Patton grinned, “Hey, since we’re already all here and comfy, how about we have a movie night?”

“Can we watch Disney?” Roman perked up, Patton chuckled.

“We’ll let Janus choose, ok kiddo?” Patton smiled, Roman sighed but nodded, it made sense. That didn’t mean he had to like it.

“Disney is fine,” Janus said with a small smile as his face flickered between Virgil and Patton’s, “Aladdin first,”

“Aladdin is a perfect choice!” Roman said, raising a fist with renewed vigour.

“Hey Logan, I hate to ask for another favour, but would you mind checking on Remus…?” Patton asked with a worried smile, “He insisted on making cake…”

Logan leveled Patton with an unimpressed look, “And you let him?”

“He said he’d follow the rules!” Patton protested, Logan let the tiniest hint of a smile slip onto his face.

“I shall check on the state of our kitchen,” Logan promised, “I will also check the freezer to see what ‘comfort foods’ we have, I will forgo insisting on a healthy choice in favour of comfort tonight.”

“You’re amazing Logan!” Patton called as thanks.

“Thank you Lo,” Virgil called.

“I shall create a more comfortable space for us to sit and watch the movies,” Roman said, wanting to contribute to the night of relaxation they were gearing up for.

“Thanks kiddo, that would be awesome,” Patton said, giving him a thumbs up.

“Can I have one of those fleecy blankets?” Janus asked quietly.

“Done!” Roman grinned, a folded blanket appearing in his arms, he quickly handed it to Janus, before conjuring a good seven more- so that everyone would have a blanket to snuggle under with more to spare. He conjoured the fluffiest pillows he could and laid them out so everyone could find a space to be comfortable.

“Onesies, anyone?” Roman asked, snapping his fingers to switch his regular outfit into his onesie. Patton gasped, clapping his hands in excitement, before switching his own clothes to his cat onesie. Virgil shrugged off his hoodie before willing his onesie to replace his clothes. He handed the hoodie to Janus, who wrapped it around his shoulders.

“A onesie may not mesh well with this constant shifting,” Janus sighed, “So Virgil’s hoodie will have to do,”

“Don’t you dare imply that my hoodie is second rate,” Virgil pouted, glaring at Janus, who smiled.

“Did I say that? I missed the part where I said that,”

“Asshole,” Virgil said, shoving Janus lightly, though there was a smile on his face.

“Now kiddo, theres no need for that kind of language,”

“Sorry Pat,” Virgil said, “But that language is always necessary when it comes to Jan,”

“Virgil!” Janus gasped, a hand to his chest, “I’m offended!”

“Shut up and get comfortable, doofas,” Virgil huffed, elbowing him in the side. Janus elbowed him back. Which led to a playful fight breaking out on the couch.

“You guys are going to ruin my pillow arrangement!” Roman whined as he dimmed the lamps so that- while they could still see- it was dark enough to comfortably watch a film. Patton laughed.

“It’s ok kiddo, they’ll probably get messed up anyway, don’t worry too much,” Patton smiled as Virgil attempted to suffocate Janus with a pillow, though both Patton and Roman could tell that Janus wasn’t actually suffering and they were both having fun, so simply decided to leave it be (with a comment from Patton about how violence wasn’t the answer of course).

“Remus’ cake is baking at the moment,” Logan informed the others after he had surveyed the place, Remus in tow, “I made sure to test it for toxins and/or other harmful substances before he put it in the oven, so I can assure you that it’s safe as of now. As for dinner, I’ll be able to put the pizza in the oven after the cake has finished baking, so we may as well start the film now, as it will be about 54 minutes until the food can be served.”

“Thanks Logan! Come sit down, both of you, Roman made the place all comfy!” Patton smiled. Logan nodded, calmly switching his clothes into his unicorn onesie (he had become much more comfortable wearing it around the others as time had passed) before sitting in one of the armchairs (instead of the sofa where everyone else was crowding) and covering himself neatly with a blanket.

Remus, in comparison, dove onto the sofa and wormed his way underneath the blankets. Ending up with his head in Patton’s lap and his feet in Roman’s, his body splayed over Virgil and Janus, effectively stopping them from continuing their fight.

“Can I-” Remus started, Logan cut him off.

“Onesie or decent pajamas,” Logan said, holding up a finger, “If you wish to watch the movie naked, you will have to go behind the sofa. That is the rule.”

Remus pouted, but switched into a tank top and sweatpants nonetheless, Once everyone had adjusted to Remus’ presence on top of them, Roman pressed play on the movie and the group settled into a comfortable night of movies and relaxation.

—-

When Janus woke up the next morning, he registered multiple feelings at once. First, he was himself again and didn’t feel any of the weird queasiness from constantly changing as he had been the night before, even the lingering nausea from the amount of truth-telling was managable. Next, Virgil was curled up at his side, fast asleep, and he himself was resting against Patton’s chest who had one arm wrapped around Janus in return. He was also still asleep, and Janus realised that- while he had an arm around Virgil, he was also hugging Patton. Remus was there as well, curled up against Patton’s other side, stealing the comfort of his other arm. Roman was sandwiching Virgil against his side, snuggling up against the anxious side and trapping him there. They were still all wrapped up in blankets and still on the couch from last night. Though Janus noticed that all of the plates and glasses had been cleared away and the coffee table wiped down. Logan was up then. This was only confirmed by the smell of toast and pancakes he noticed wafting from the kitchen.

He smiled softly, making no effort to move, as he marvelled in the sight of the others, sleeping soundly all together, with him in the middle. They all cared so much about eachother, him included, it really was amazing how far they’d come.

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caffeinecoffeesnek · 2 years

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You don’t mind?

Janus is craving touch an affection, but above all he craved tickles. But he knows full well he’ll never get any of it because he knows none of the other sides like him at all, so he makes the choice to stay quiet about it. But with careful eye, one side catches on to it an eventually alerts the rest of them to the touch-starved snake who slipped right under their nose with what he truely wanted.

Tickle fic!

(Includes: touch-starved snek, ler everyone, Possibly DRLAMP??, A bit of angst then fluff, tickles, Swearing! And it’s very long!)

Touch. Oh how deeply Janus craved it, the warmth of another side as he cuddled them, their warm gentle hand holding his hand or his cheek or stroking his hair, god it made him melt inside, but the one thing he craved more was being tickled. He hadn’t been tickled in years an almost forgot what it felt like, all he remembered was the enjoyment of the strange tingling feeling as fingers danced or skittered across him, or the beautiful feeling of the tased ripple feeling of raspberries on his skin or even just the very light touches on his scales made him all wriggly.

But he’s imagining an fuzzy melty feeling quickly vanished when he remembered the current moment he was in. In his room, on his bed, laying under the sheets as his alarm went off for the start of the day, Janus groaned an turned his alarm off, rubbing his eyes as he sat upright while the terrible feeling of his stomach clawing at his insides returned to torture him. He sighed an got up, grabbing his hat off the bed pole an walking tiredly to his closet.

After getting dressed in his normal outfit he slipped his gloves on an listened to see if he could hear anyone awake. When he heard nothing he walked out of his room an closed the door behind him, while he walked his stomach clawing at his inside grew worse as he walked passed everyone else’s doors in the hall, just wanting to go in an snuggle into their bed an up to the side while they slept. Janus got downstairs and began making a tea, he really wasn’t too hungry for food but it helped him a little bit so he just got some of Pattons cookies out of the jar an nibbled on one as he waited for the kettle to finish boiling. He could taste all the love Patton put into his cookies an as much as it helped a bit it also made things worse since he wanted- no, needed that same love from someone, literally anyone. But the reality came back to bite him when he remembered that everyone disliked him with every fibre in their being an how much he’d fucked up with everyone an hurt them. So it lead Janus to believe that he just was undeserving of anyone’s time, love an affection. He acted like it didn’t bother him but inside it really destroyed him.

He’d pushed Virgil away an made him leave. He’d pretend to be Logan twice an made him feel un-listened to everyone. He’d pretended to be Patton and fucked with his emotions an feelings which now led him to being insecure. He’d messed with Roman and then made him also insecure an if that wasn’t enough he’d compared him to the side he feared most to become an actually called him evil. An now he’d left Remus on his own when he promised he wouldn’t leave him. Fuck was their anything he didn’t do wrong?

Janus let out a shaky sigh as his heart sank further at the memories an thoughts of it, tears faintly starting to well up an blur his vision as he grabbed the kettle an poured the boiling water in his cup an bounced his tea bag around in the water. He picked his cup up an sipped it, not even noticing or caring that he wasn’t holding it by the handle, no matter how much it burned. Just then, he heard someone coming downstairs, he had gotten so used to the daily routines that he could detect which side it was from many different ways an sounds, the footsteps were normal paced, a bit heavy, but quite in check with the timing as they walked down the stairs an to the kitchen. “Logan.” Janus greeted with his every day voice all while without looking up from his cup. “Janus.” Logan greeted back as he began making his normal black coffee.

Janus glanced over and watched Logan made his coffee, god he could so easily ask for cuddles or tickles right now and be free of his cravings- but Logan wasn’t touchy feely and probably wouldn’t do something so childish so he kept his mouth shut about it. Around an hour an half later Patton came downstairs to start on breakfast for everyone as per normal. “morning kiddo’s.” Patton spoke cheerfully. “Good morning Patton.” Logan replied while I just gave a nod as I finished my tea and placed it in the sink. Everyone was starting to come downstairs an wake so this was normally the time I go back upstairs an back into my room, occasionally I’ll stay downstairs for a while longer but very rarely now days. I walked back up the stairs an into my bedroom an closing the door, Damn it! I had the perfect opportunity! I could have told them everything, or even just Patton- would they have cared though? No of course not that’s stupid

I sighed softly and sat at my desk as my stomach clawed at its walls, begging for touch or love or just- something!? But I knew I wasn’t ever going to get it even though I didn’t know how how longer I could keep this up. I tapped my fingers on the table as I thought, not realising that hours had gone past until there was a knock at my door and a familiar voice “Kiddo, Lunch is ready!” I heard Patton call out, I sighed an stood up as I heard the playful sound of footsteps leave. I suppose I can try sit down with everyone- even if that may cause some trouble.

As I walked downstairs I saw everyone else was already sitting at the table as Patton brought lunch over, I took a quiet breath an walked over with my normal look an took a seat closest to the end of the table. I was sat next to Logan which I suppose gave me some sort of Relief but that was quickly followed by uneasiness when I noticed Virgil sitting across from me, I avoided eye contact with him an started eating lunch after I thanked Patton who smiled an sat down, his arm brushing against me as he went by, even through the clothes I could feel the warmth of his touch an it make me jolt, but only slightly.

What I hadn’t noticed was the side directly across from me had noticed my jolt after seeing Patton brush against me and even that caused him to become suspicious and after lunch when I was about to retreat back upstairs, someone grabbed my wrist. I looked up to see Virgil eyeing me off, my wrist burned with warmth from where Virgil gripped my wrist but I could tell something was up “alright, what have I done now?” I asked bluntly, mostly expecting Virgil to go off on me again or something. What caught me off guard completely was when he asked “is- everything okay?”

I stood there for some time, had Virgil just asked me that? Was he just faking his concern? Was he actually worried? I snapped out of my thoughts as Virgil cleared his throat “yes- ‘I’m fine’” I lied, but I could tell Virgil didn’t believe that for one moment “I know when you lie. What’s going on” he quietly snapped. I was a bit taken back by this but I sighed, choosing to play along “oh I don’t know, maybe the fact that your grabbing my wrist and snapping at me? I don’t need your pity or you pretending you care because Patton told you to check on me.” I hissed back but quietly as to not draw more attention.

I yanked my wrist free an kept walking but felt someone’s arms around me in seconds, god it burned but it felt so nice, I looked again an paused when it was Virgil. “W-what are you-“ I went to ask but I was quickly shushed, an not even 10 seconds later I felt a hand stroking my hair. I couldn’t even comprehend what was going on but at this point I didn’t care, I leaned into him an rested my head on his chest as he slowly lowered us to the ground, still stroking my hair so ever gently.

I didn’t notice the others coming around (Patton especially) but I didn’t care at the moment, someone was touching me- I couldn’t believe it, I felt like water to the dying. “Storm cloud, what are you doing with Mr.Lies-?” I heard Roman ask which snapped me out of my trance. “He needs touch. I saw it at lunch when Patton brushed against him, your touch starved aren’t you” I felt him look at me, along with the rest of them. I was quiet for a while, still not trusting this but I nodded softly. “Oh kiddo.. why didn’t you tell us?” “Because.. I didn’t deserve it- not after everything I’ve done to all of you..”

There was silence for a minute and I thought I’d screwed up again, I got ready to make a dash when I felt another pair of arms around me, then two, then three then- 4? I opened my eyes an my eyes had to be deceiving me, everyone was hugging me- even Remus- I didn’t know what to say, but the burning grew and I felt so much better so I just snuggled into the touch. After a while they pulled away but Virgil stayed holding me “Janus, all you did is in the past now, you must let this go” Logan spoke “and your always preaching self care snakie-“ Remus said but stopped as he got an idea, the rest of them getting the same and I was confused until I was pinned down.

I watched as Patton and Logan pinned my arms, Virgil sitting on my waist and The twins sitting on both of my legs. At this point I realised what was going on and started blushing as I felt my lee mood start to rise once again. “Poor jannie, who’s been so busy with everyone else that he didn’t look after himself” Patton teased as I felt him undo the buttons on my shirt. “Such a Shame and then lying about it too us! That just won’t do!” Roman sprung as I felt him and Remus taking off my shoes and socks, “n-now now, l-let’s not be to hasty” I stammered out.

“Naw, is someone nervous? Don’t be, we’re all just gonna get our sweet revenge” Virgil grinned as he placed his hands on my now bare stomach, making me blush more but I couldn’t help but smile nervously. “N-not nervou-OUSHSHSHS!” I shouted and laughed as Virgil started rapidly squeezing my sides, I squealed an arched my back a bit as Logan and Patton dug into my pits, letting out hissed laugher as my tongue came out. I was honestly glad they were holding me down because I would have been bucking like a bull.

I almost screamed as Remus and Roman started tickling my soles, Roman especially getting at my toes. “Awww, look how much he’s enjoying it” Patton teased as Virgil let up, a signal for the others as well as they all let up, I laid their giggling for a bit before getting my breath back “so, you think you can handle more?” Virgil questioned with a teasing tone. I blushed and tried to hide in my shoulder. “I believe we need an answer Janus” I heard Logan speak as he tweaked my ribs which caused me to giggle and try to wriggle away, I blushed heavily as I mumbled “..again..”

“Sorry snakie we didn’t hear you~!” Remus called as I felt a cold liquid on my feet, oil. I whined but sighed “a-again! Please-!” I managed to blurt out which made the others grin (even Logan) “oh we’d be happy to give you more~ but we’re gonna be here a while~” Virgil spoke as he started skittering his fingers over my stomach as his other hand squeezed my hips. I jolted an laughed, squeezing my eyes shut as I just accepted my fate.

But I have to say, it’s a fate I’d accept any day and now I can come to any of them whenever I need.

#deceit sanders #sanders sides #lee!janus #ts janus #janus angst #janus sanders #sander sides tickle #lee!deceit #ler!roman #ler!remus #ler!logan #ler!patton #ler!virgil #platonic drlamp #DRLAMP #drlamp

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parentsbesluts · 2 months

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the sides can be polyamorous. janus has 6 hands

#janus #drlamp #drolamp #<- temorary ship tag for everyone + orange #(excluding r*mr*m obviously)#(i probably dont need to specify that but just in case)

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roadtripshenanigans · 10 months

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god being an age regressor and doing a road trip is so fuckin annoying shkfkfjd like its nice that i literally have my entire group of caregivers with me at all times but like,,,, i don’t wanna be annoying shfkfkdjdjd -virgil

#i cant believe im saying this on the internet but here we are #ooc tags:#sanders sides #ts agere #drlamp #creativitwins #ts platonic agere #ts familial agere #road trip bois

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edupunkn00b · 1 year

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Thank you, thank you, thank you for the Ask, Nici! (the Moxiety answer is here.) You're right, I don't think I have written DLAMPR.

DLAMPR/DRLAMP

Ship It—I started a different answer to this and then I suddenly remembered the endgame of Smoke, Snakes, and Soulmates, a story I was lucky enough to get to write with @typically-untypical, @thecrowslullaby, and @vexelore as a gift for the incomparable @treeni. It features artwork by Crow, as well, so definitely check it out if you haven't seen it!

What made you ship it? - Honestly, I was sold by the amazing story idea and outline Raven wrote! There truly is no better way to get into a ship than by writing it.

What are your favorite things about the ship? - There's a little something for each of them in it, especially when it's a blend of romantic and platonic. And I absolutely adore a brotherly Remus and Roman—real brothers, working through their issues, teasing each other but God help anyone else who tries.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? - There's one hiding in the story and it's about Logan :D.

#Ask game #DLAMPR #DRLAMP #shameless excuse to cheer for some of my amazingly talented friends

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drlamp-and-other-polyships · 1 year

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One of my favorite animatics (because, drlamp and self-love x)) but I couldn't find a post about it on the artist's blog so I'm making one so I can have it here ^^.

This belongs to @daxwormzz, I'll delete it if he asks.

#Youtube #video #drlamp #dlampr #polysanders #sanders sides #ts logan #ts roman #ts patton #ts virgil #ts janus #ts remus #animatic #I love how happy Remus looks #you know that boy just wants attention #and that hug between janus and patton is just so sweet #oh my heart

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aphandgflover · 2 years

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No, you don't get it. I'm not waiting for the next Sanders Sides episode. I'm patient and I know we will get something eventually, I think Thomas deserves to take his time.

What I am waiting for is for the fandom to pick up again so we can have more

ROMANTIC DRLAMP FANFICS

Like, guys!!!! Why are DRLAMP fics almost always either slightly ambiguously platonic or just orgy smut? Where is my original setting fic with Roman kissing Patton good luck before his date with Janus? Remus betting with his brother over how many of their boyfriends they can woo the fastest? Virgil being nervous about preparing a dinner date for six? Logan making a timetable for quality time with each of his partners?

There were so many more some time ago, let's get back to that!

#I'm kidding of course x)#there are still romantic drlamp fics #Faded Beauty by SpiritStar for example #but there are still not very many compared to before #not that there is anything wrong with platonic shipping #I'm just a little tired of the 'can be seen as romantic or platonic' tag #I just want to see them smooch #x)#drlamp #please don't take this post seriously

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logwritesanddraws · 2 years

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lineart by @lost-in-thought-20 this time, coloring by moi~

this was fun! AND i played with shadows a bit this time AND i think im starting to get the hang of blush AND i included my process vid WITH MUSIC so there you go its almost like im an actual artist or something lol

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theycallmeaspen · 1 year

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What your favourite ship says about you (part 2)

(just my opinion)

Logicality: This was probably the first ship you ever discovered in the fandom. You still like it, and that's pretty cool. You probably find intense comfort in the ship, due to relating to either Patton or Logan, and knowing that there is an opportunity and possibility for you to be loved in that way

LAMP: You probably have a lot of things you're doing on the side that you constantly forget about. You definitely started writing a novel/book at one stage but that is long forgotten. You 100% listen to MCR

Anxceit: Janus and Virgil and definitely your two favourites, hence why you ship them. You adore the chaos

Dukexiety: You think that the fact they have the best colour scheme is indicative of the fact they are the best ship. You enjoy Tim Burton movies, Halloween is your favourite holiday, and you are definitely chaotic and make a lot of sex jokes

Royality: You spend your free times fantasising about the day you will go on a date with someone. You like the ship because you feel those two are the most compatible, and it makes you feel happy and intense butterflies. You've never been given flowers before

RemRom: You ship as a joke. Please say it's a joke. Please God, please.

Intruality: You've taken opposites attract to a whole new level. You're really confident (or at least, really good at faking it), and don't enjoy mainstream things. You prefer DreamWorks to Disney

DRLAMP/DLAMPR (with platonic RemRom): You adore the idea that all the angst and shit that has happened in canon was all just an act, and that all the sides actually get along really well and have huge cuddle piles whilst watching movies. You've definitely got some form of parental issues, had to grow up quickly and deal with things by compartmentalising

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #remus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #headcanon #lamp #dlampr #drlamp #remrom #intruality #anxceit #dukexiety #logicality #royality

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dirtycreekwater · 11 months

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hey i used to be romanalogicality in the sanders sides fandom and im trying to revive a dead au so check it out if you like cute chaos @roadtripbois @roadtripshenanigans

i also revived LRVerse @pattonsfam-ily

#sanders sides #drlamp #platonic drlamp #creativitwins #sleepxiety #analogince

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anxiouslyfred · 2 years

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Connections - DRLAMP

Summary: The 6 Soulmates all plan an evening together, to enjoy being with each other altogether now all the connections have formed.

Conclusion to my DRLAMP soulmate au, now all 6 sides know of their connections to each of the others. There are 15 other parts each focusing on 1 ship as they get together

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It wasn't the first time they'd had a party just for the six of them. That had basically become somewhat of a tradition for birthdays since Virgil's 25th. Roman had insisted on it after being told Janus had no plans for theirs before that.

This was however the first time they were deliberately spending time all together since all the soulmate connections formed, and that made the evening important. Virgil and Logan had both tried claiming that the importance wasn't real, that the evening could just be treated as a normal one since they'd already been acting as if everyone was together and connected whether through others or through their own connections. They were very much overruled by Patton and Roman's sentimentality, by Janus's joy in grand events and having anniversaries to add to the calendar and by Remus's wish for chaos which important events always left the opportunities for.

“Candles and sweet decorations are a must for memorable events! As my apartment has the largest space, and having learnt from the chaos that our birthday was sent into over location, I propose that we host our event there. I'll ensure everything is decorated impeccably.” Roman had decided while they were discussing it, ignoring any concerns raised over candles being a fire hazard and any requests for a quieter evening.

Patton had been the one to claim something to do for the event next. “We can't have a party or gathering without food. I'll get treats baked for all of us. If anyone wants anything specific to eat, just let me know or I'll stick with our favourite dishes.”

“Please, this evening is meant to be a relaxing time for us all to enjoy being soulmates together. Surely some drinks would be nice. I've learnt how to make a few delightful cocktails that I'm sure we'd all enjoy.” Janus had replied, brushing off concerns over the group getting drunk with promises of mocktails and hot drinks also being on the menu.

Virgil was uncertain what else there could be to bring, but definitely realised there was no real plan for the evening besides decorations, food and drinks. “Guys, unless you're making all this ordeal for us just to end up curled in front of Roman's TV, I'll bring some games. No monopoly will not be included in that list, Pat.”

“But Poker will be.” Remus and Janus stated simultaneously with Remus making a stern nod.

“No it won't and if you try I will destroy any cards you bring.” Virgil countered, resolute against giving either of them the chance to bring any kind of gambling into the party.

Remus groaned but saluted teasingly. “Well then I'm bringing the garden! No soulmate evening can be complete without getting covered in mud and flower petals!”

“I can assure you, any evening can be complete without that.” Logan blinked frowning. “How on earth would you suggest bringing a garden anywhere?”

“Don't Answer That Remus!” Roman snapped as soon as the question was asked. “And if you feel the need to bring flowers make sure they are actually in pots held correctly. I'll have soaps and hand sanitisers stocked up so we aren't handling your plants then eating. You know too many poisonous plants for me to trust.”

Logan frowned again, looking between the twins and half tempted to ask his question again, only directed to Roman now. There was definitely some story behind the reaction. Instead he focused on the end of Roman's sentence. “Perhaps I can bring my first aid kit, should you deem it important to have?” He offered.

“Between Roman, Remus and Patton why weren't you intending to have it with you already?” Virgil asked quietly, in an aside. “I'm still trying to get small kits hidden in each of their homes.”

“Patton included?” Everything else made sense to Logan, but he had to check.

“She's a clutz when excited over something. This thing they're planning definitely has her excited.” Virgil explained.

Patton only helped proving that point by trying to jump up and instead tripping over his feet, ending up still sat just a little left of where he was before. “That looks like we've all got something to bring to this now Kiddos.”

“You're the youngest of us all. Why must you insist on calling us Kiddos?” Roman asked, pouting slightly.

“Because I get to look after and love you all.” Patton nodded as if that made perfect sense and she didn't need to explain further.

None of the others were quite sure who groaned, but everyone was feeling the urge to.

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There were, as far as Roman could manage, candles everywhere. Virgil walked in and immediately started checking the areas around all of them to ensure nothing was above the flames, there was no flammable objects too close to the candles that could be knocked over.

“Ah, I should have expected you to go extravagant. Can I ask if you have actually put the heating on or if all the candles lit are providing the warmth in here?” Logan smiled, looking around in curiosity.

“Just the warmth of the flames and each other to keep us warm tonight, Logan. I'm glad you approve of my decorations.”

Virgil turned with a scowl on his face. “Just how much are you hoping to set your apartment on fire? Have you met your brother? I've literally heard him plotting over how to strangle Janus before now.”

“And I'm still entirely charmed every time he tries.” Janus agreed, entering without knocking as if they owned the apartment. “Such a delightful ambience in here.”

Roman grinned, waving them over to the sofa. “Thank you Jay, and if you haven't seen Remus around fire before then I think you'll be surprised by-” His words were cut off in a splash of water being thrown through the door, covering him.

“No fires are happening here! I'm ready!” Remus yelled, barging in from where Logan had caught the door on Janus's entrance. There was an empty bucket on one of his arms while his hands held another mostly full bucket. Now holding the door open was a low cart full of potted plants.

“Virgil, are you still concerned over fire hazards?” Roman muttered, wiping away some of the water with a smirk, no matter how drenched he now was.

Virgil snorted, “Nope, It's upgraded to flooding hazards, but I'm guessing that would be bad for the flowers Remus insisted on bringing.”

Before the reply could be given they were turning to a knock on the still open door. “Hey Kiddos, can someone give me a hand bringing the rest of the snacks up?” Patton asked, trying to feel his way in with one leg kicking out since there was a number of plastic boxes blocking his view.

Roman moved to take a few from the top immediately. “I'll show you where we can lay these out, Pat. Is there much more to come up?” He offered.

“Thank you, Ro.” Patton sighed before blinking at him, “But you are definitely not helping me like that! Go and get into something dry before you catch your death!”

Remus perked up at that but Logan had stepped over to claim his full bucket before it could be upended over his head. “Loooo, How am I meant to catch death if you won't let me get drenched!?”

“You aren't and I agree with Patton. Roman you should get into dry clothes while Remus and I help bring in Patton's contributions, and Janus's if they need to bring anything in?” Logan looked over to Janus only to have a head-shake in reply.

“And here I was sure you'd all be enjoying the wonderful display of my body through my clinging wet shirt.” Roman playfully pouted, “But fine, I'll get myself into something dry. Oh and Janus brought the stuff they want to make drinks from over yesterday.”

“And I dropped the games I brought at the door, beside your bag.” Virgil reminded before he could be checked on.

When just greeting all your soulmates for a get together is as chaotic as that, the evening could only become calmer as they settled into the time.

#DRLAMP #remus sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #Janus Sanders #soulmate au #fire mention #party planning fic

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