#drug-sniffing dog

[kirnet]

You really can just smell the ob**kin on some people huh

#like a drug sniffing dog #ramblings

[tattoorue]

#funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #funny memes #life #lmao #too funny #haha yes #drugs #say no to drugs #say yes to drugs #good dog #party #new friends #drug sniffing dog #heel boy

[ryanseanw]

#copaganda #paw patrol #also police brutality. k9 units. civil asset forfeiture. overuse of police to respond to things that adding an armed person to is a Bad Idea #and how bad drug sniffing dogs are at thier jobs #(26 percent accurate! that is not high enough! amazing that an animal bred and trained to please their handler will do so!) #oh and my favorite #police dont actually have a duty to protect you #vid rec #Youtube

[sportsandlaughs]

#dogs #drugs #drug sniffing dog #tshirt #airport #tsa

[meowmeowmessi]

Wish he was missing Bayern but at least I got to see the PSG reddit bros who were blaming Messi for all their ills literally five minutes ago suddenly start crying that he needs to play Monaco even if he's injured because they're afraid of losing the league. Thought he was dragging your team down though? Suffer.

they wont let him live they won't let him die 😭 i stg they hate him but whenever their golden boy isn't around their game plan is just messi and inshallah sjskdjsk

#also psg reddit bros 💀💀 that sounds like a nightmare i can't believe this unserious club has actual fans this is loser behavior bruh #what kind of drugs do you have to take to actually believe psg is even within sniffing distance of the ucl i want some of that shit #it's so funny to me how they're bursting a vein over messi dropping a mid performance in the last game #as if he wasn't fucking injured. man played with his entire pussy in the wc at the age of 35 and your savior is ghosting at 24 #what's his excuse 😭 #man i hate this fucking club they act like messi killed their dog or smth i stg #asks

[citrus-system]

Me two months ago: eee!! I’m so happy we’re becoming more stable and happy, I came out of dormancy, we took the breakup like a champ, we denounced host roles, I’m just so glad to be making progress <33!!!!!

*two old protectors become way more active*

Me: what-

#i know healing isn’t linear but WHAT #♟ is sporatic and only fronts when triggered #very high barriers #❄️ hasn’t been around since we were SIXTEEN! #and they are up front’s ass constantly and it’s like a retired drug sniffing dog pointing like #oh god #what is it now #// #/vent

[petnews2day]

Roger, overly playful dog who failed police academy, becomes star of Taiwan quake response

New Post has been published on https://petn.ws/XPvrn

Roger, overly playful dog who failed police academy, becomes star of Taiwan quake response

A labrador retriever who failed to become a drug sniffing dog because he was overly friendly and playful has won hearts across Taiwan for his detection work in the aftermath of last week’s 7.4-magnitidue earthquake. Rescue dogs play a crucial role in helping to locate both stranded people and bodies, and teams of capable canines were […]

See full article at https://petn.ws/XPvrn #DogNews #DrugSniffingDog, #NarcoticDetectionDogs, #RescueDogs, #Taiwan, #TaiwaneseAuthorities

#drug sniffing dog #narcotic detection dogs #rescue dogs #taiwan #Taiwanese authorities #Dog News

[aymethyst]

Carl is a single mom who works two jobs (tsa and cuddling)

#txt #photo #dogs #he sniffed my wallet for 3 straight minutes like bro that’s not where I keep my drugs chill

[ditzybat]

tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

#he has a blunt in his utility belt he plans to share with spoiler later #and a cart #and perhaps a guava ice lost mary that he hits whenever bruce isnt looking - its like a game #stoner tim drake my beloved #dc #tim drake #james gordon #robin #red robin #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #spoiler #stephanie brown

[putridangeldoll]

okay don't cancel me but I miss this one girl who would get fucked up and then rant and rave and shit. We'll call her Kelly.

Its Father's day morning, the lights come on at 6AM and sleepy staff member starts to greet us.

STAFF: Good morni-

K: its FATHERS DAY motherfuckers!!

STAFF: KELLY 🤬 IN THE OFFICE. RIGHT NOW

She then kept pointing at ppl and insisting they call their dad like

"HEY🫵 call your dad😐. Wait. not like that. Is he dead?"

"...No he's ali-"

"THEN CALL HIM BITCH ITS FATHERS DAY😃"

Immediately after all that, cops showed up and we all thought she got arrested and kicked out. I heard an old ass dude saying

"They arrested that girl...Now I don't know what we're gonna do all day in the park today. She was our only entertainment."

And one time I went thru the breakfast line while she was serving and she just looked at me and said "Oh you're my daughter :) " (we had never spoken to each other directly and she did not know my name).

I hope she's okay, wherever she is.

#unhoused chronicles #she def had..issues w staff and others #otherwise she wouldnt have gotten kicked out #but still #also the night i thot she got kicked we had a house meeting #and at said house meeting she asked staff Are the dogs coming back? #referring to the drug sniffing dogs #and staff says Yes the dogs are coming back. but i wont tell you when #kelly says Why Not.

[emperornorton47]

At least this one didn't tell the cops where the drugs were.

#Drug sniffing dogs #Arrested #Drug gang #Rottweiler #Guard dog #Loyal

[darkwood-sleddog]

Sorry y’all the entire Clever Hans wiki article should be basic required reading at this point.

The “Clever Hans” effect, also understood as animals performing tasks because their handler/owner subtly and often unknowingly cues them that they’ll get a positive response is well documented. Hell, it’s been observed in drug sniffing dogs where the dogs will give false positives based on the dog’s observance of the handler’s body language. Scientifically that’s very interesting.

Dogs using buttons are not “speaking” they are using what they know will get them a desired response. Dogs do speak, to us and each other, in their own form of communication (body language mostly). We as humans are adept at being able to learn to read this just as dogs can read OUR body language (body language we often don’t know we are communicating btw). That’s neat as heck.

#dogblr #dog buttons #it’s just straight up anthropomorphism sometimes with button folks #and irritating that they are calling them ‘experiments’ and ‘studies’ #when it’s one or two people with their individual dogs #like literally just clever Hans but dogs #like even koko the gorilla falls under this contex. #why can’t we just let animals communicate naturally? the human being is more than capable of learning that

[dearly-somber]

sharp teeth | m.list

pairing. wolf shifter!jungkook x human!reader (f)

sum. Jungkook—a love struck puppy pining for Y/N’s affection. Y/N—an oblivious, hard-headed tsundere too thick to realize a shifter likes her. What could go wrong?

genre. slow burn, unrequited pining, mutual pining, eventual romance, shifter/werewolf!au, eventual smut, i2l (idiots-to-lovers), f2l (friends-to-lovers), fluff, humor, drama, angst, found family, established relationship, high school!au, university!au

total w/c. 16,441 (including drabbles)

overall rating. 13+

collection. mini-series

a/n. Main Series and Drabbles are finally in chronological order, woo-hoo! This fic is available to read on AO3!

Listen to the <Sharp Teeth> playlist on Spotify!

© dearly-somber 2022–

started. June 30th, 2022. finished.

🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕

Main Series

It’s An Affectionate Thing | Jun 30th, 2022

Naked | Jun 18th, 2022

Yours | Jun 30th, 2022

Warm | Jun 30th, 2022

Purr | Nov 8th, 2023

RBF | Oct 30th, 2023

Because It’s Soft | Feb 26th, 2023

stand still (i’m sniffing you) | Feb 19th, 2024

Twister | Sept 16th, 2023

Haircut | Nov 30th, 2023

Heat Stroke | Jun 10th, 2023

Body Art |

What’s The Prob? Dog. |

Oh No! |

I Like Me Better |

The Moon Will Sing |

🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕

Drabbles

Sharp Teeth | Jun 30th, 2022

Feel The Burn |

In My Bed |

20/20 Vision | Jan 28th, 2024

Jungkook staying at Y/N’s house |

Girl Talk |

Whine, Whimper, Weep | Sept 26th, 2023

Graduation |

Drugs, Sex, and Alcohol |

Soft Blankets, Cold Days |

All The Right Ways |

Do It Again |

Cuddling With Your Partner |

Y/N meeting Jungkook’s parents |

Y/N’s parents meeting the pack |

Love You Like That |

‘cause your love, is my drug |

#series masterlist #series master post #somber’s mini-series collection #bts x reader #jungkook x reader #shifters #bts a/b/o #jungkook fluff #jungkook angst #shifter jungkook #bts jungkook #jungkook fanfic #jungkook x you #jeon jungkook x reader #jungkook fic #kpop fics #kpop fanfic #kpop fic #a/b/o #a/b/o fanfic #a/b/o dynamics #bts hybrid fic #bts hybrid au #bts hybrid fanfic #bts hybrid x reader #werewolf au #jungkook smut #bts smut #sharp teeth masterlist #fic: sharp teeth

[yuujipaws]

⌗︙your stepdad toji does what . . .ᐣ

ᯓ★ synopsis 概要 : little things toji does to get closer to you. or even inside of you.

ᯓ★ content warnings 警告 : stepcest, panty stealing & sniffing, drugging, p in v, and somnophilia.

「 minors do not interact 」

ᯓ perv stepdad toji who watches you as you fold laundry, bending down to grab another piece of clothing out of the dryer, shirt lifting to reveal what’s hidden beneath.

ᯓ perv stepdad toji who doesn’t mind when you don’t wear pants around the house, admiring the view when your mother isn’t looking.

ᯓ perv stepdad toji who asks you to help him give the dog a bath, just to watch you get your clothes wet, wearing nothing underneath.

ᯓ perv stepdad toji who sneaks into your room while you’re not home to rummage through your dirty laundry, picking out a pair of panties to keep.

ᯓ perv stepdad toji who stuffs his face into these stolen panties when he’s alone, hand wrapped around his cock, daydreaming of you.

ᯓ perv stepdad toji who promises to watch after you while your mother is away visiting family, only to put sleeping pills in your cocoa before bed.

ᯓ perv stepdad toji who waits until you’re asleep to violate you, snapping pictures of your most private parts before fucking them senseless, all while you’re asleep.

© yuujipaws 2024. please do not copy or modify.

#ꪆৎ.beauwrites #dark content #dead dove do not eat #jjk #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #tw dark content #jjk toji #toji fushiguro #toji x reader #toji fushigro x reader #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jjk gojo #jjk geto #geto suguru #gojo satoru

[riizeblr]

thinking about rich boy!anton and his friends who kidnap you to be his birthday gift cause you're all he wants and needs :(

you're his tutor who's so much older than him (legal age gap) that he's had a crush on forever. you're poor and you've always had a shitty stressful life so you'd never noticed the way he would jerk off right next to you as you taught him music. you get so much money and you need it. you could put up with a hormonal boy....

you'd ignore the way he'd be as close as possible obviously sniffing you and touching you sensually and softly like you're made of glass. sometimes he'd drug you and you'd wake up on his bed sore like a train hit you, so much cum leaking from your pussy and onto his bed and breasts drenched in spit. sometimes you'd wake up while he touched you and all he'd ever do is eating you out. of course he'd do so many other things like fuck your mouth and throat and rub his dick against your ass but he'd mainly focus on your pleasure. and then when you come from the bathroom after cleaning up, he'd be licking your cum from his sheets, his glasses tilted on his face. you feign nonchalance. you need the money. anton and his family are the most powerful with the most control of the country. this type of opportunity comes only once in a lifetime. you can take it.

one day you wake up in some basement and you're trapped there. you're scared; you've never seen this place before. you were in some club with your friends finally letting loose. you don't remember taking drinks from strangers. you completely blacked out with no recollection of what happened the day before. then after some days (in an attempt to keep you afraid) anton and his friends enter the basement where anton finally takes you. they restrain you as he has his way.

rating: 18+. mdni.

content: noncon, anton x reader

as you were being blinded by the bright lights of flashlights with drool pooling on your throat, and the repeated stretching of your cunt, you couldn't help but think it was your fault for letting him get away with so much. you turned a blind eye so often, underestimating the man who currently mounted you. you were fooled by the stereotypical look. the thick glasses, disordered hair, baggy clothing, and the nervous stuttering whenever he spoke.

anton had never done anything like this before. usually, when you finally came to, he was already done, leaving you with barely any memories of what had occurred. even when you did recall, you hid the memories away, focused on the numbers increasing with every paycheck. but you doubted there would be any of that this time. nothing to justify what was happening.

he was pathetically desperate. his movements inexperienced, sloppy, like a dog in heat. his fingers dug into your waist, tongue lapping at your neck, breathing loudly in your ears, hair brushing your wet cheeks. he was being made fun of, teasing disguised as encouragement by his friends who held their phones in your face and anton had yet to notice. he seemed fueled by it, nodding when asked if it felt good, if it was everything he had imagined it would be.

#tw noncon #feat. anton ! #discography ! #anton x reader #anton smut #riize x reader #riize smut #riize hard hours #dark riize #dark anton #riize #anton

[idyllicwillowtree]

Smitten Kittens

Genre: Eddie Munson x fem!reader; fluff

Summary: Eddie helps out a very special cat who turns out to be yours. 

Word count: 3.3K

Warnings: light drug-use, swearing, illusions to bad parental relationships/toxic parents, reader is called ‘Ms. Y/L/N’ at one point, Eddie-centric, Eddie being a crazy cat lady

Author’s note: Loosely based off of me and my cat <3 ; pictures found on pinterest

Main Masterlist

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4:37. Every morning Eddie’s body wakes him up at 4:37 and no matter how long he lays in bed or how late he stays up he can’t go back to sleep. He could have his eyes closed, unmoving for hours and still his mind would not allow him anymore rest. 

That’s where his little friend Mary-Jane comes in handy.

His uncle, Wayne, is usually still at work at this time so Eddie doesn’t bother being gentle as he swung the front door open, a joint dangling from his chapped lips and a couple cans of tuna in his hand. 

Stepping out of his muggy trailer, he took a deep breath of fresh morning air as goosebumps emerged on his skin. In preparation for the sun to rise, the night sky became a dark blue mixing with the yellow street lamps, light enough for Eddie not to use a flashlight. He plopped himself down on his front steps, his sock covered feet avoiding the dewy grass below by setting them on the last wooden step.

He lit up his joint, taking a deep inhale and enjoying a short moment alone before gently tapping the tuna can with his lighter.

“Purrrrow?”

“Jesus Christ!” Eddie clutched his chest before turning towards the noise, “Oh, there you are Ozzy.”

When Eddie started using weed to help him sleep in the middle of the night he slowly made some new furry friends. Once he set a precedent that the stray cats could come to him for a snack, he became the unofficial cat-guy of the trailer park. 

Something about taking care of the mangy little beasts of the neighborhood made him feel important. Knowing there were four starving cats out there that turned to him for comfort filled him with a sense of purpose. Something he doesn’t always get with the people in his life.

As he starts filling the large dog dish he leaves outside with the fishy treat, the rest of his cat gang arrives, greeting him with quiet chirps, excited purring, and vertical tails. 

Ozzy was the leader, a short-haired tabby that was pure muscle. He usually sported an intimidating glare as he watched over the other cats, keeping them protected and in line. His right-pawed man was a skinny gray cat Eddie named Dio. He was the only one who let Eddie hold him, never clawing to get away, but still preferring to keep all four paws on land. Then there was Dungeon and Dragon, two orange cats attached at the hip and always getting into trouble. Dungeon was very talkative while Dragon was the most affectionate. 

Eddie continued smoking his joint, blowing the smoke in the opposite direction of the eating cats. He listened as their loud smacking and happy purrs echoed in the dish.

Ozzy abruptly stopped eating, eyes zeroed in on something under Eddie’s trailer porch to his right. The cat’s back immediately puffed, fur standing up on its own. He let out an aggressive hiss followed by a yowl that sent a chill down Eddie’s spine. The rest of the cats perked up in curiosity. 

“Please don’t be a raccoon,” Eddie mumbled to himself as he leaned over to get a better look.

Suddenly, a tentative black paw emerged from the shadow of the porch. The most beautiful cat Eddie had ever seen revealed herself, delicately sniffing at the fishy morning air.

Ozzy was not about to share his food with this new cat, making it known through his loud yowling that Dio soon joined in on. Dungeon and Dragon’s ears were pulled back, hissing at the new arrival.

Eddie watched as the cat timidly backed up under the porch again, not wanting any trouble but still eyeing their leftover tuna. 

“Alright guys, that’s enough,” Eddie began gently shooing the clowder of cats away. They all snapped out of it and scampered off to do whatever it is they usually do when they’re done with their breakfast. Not before Ozzy could send one last hiss in the direction of the black cat.

 “Yeah, yeah, we get it. You’re a big tough guy. Go on.” 

Pleased with himself, Ozzy trotted away in the direction of his pack. Once they were gone, Eddie finally got a good look at black cat who, once again, was making her way out of hiding.

In comparison to the rest of the cats, this one stuck out like a sore thumb. While the others were matted flea-covered strays, this cat had perfectly groomed long hair that looked particularly soft and fluffy. Her neon green eyes were clear and bright and her ears remained pointed and intact. 

After she made sure all the other cats were gone, she immediately perked up and began approaching Eddie with her fluffy tail pointing towards the sky.

“Meow?”

“Hi there,” Eddie said gently. “You’re new.”

Eddie slowly lifted his hand, pointer finger stretched out towards the feline. She sniffed at it attentively before dragging her cheek across his short nails repeatedly. Eddie got the hint and started scratching behind her ears and down her spine, watching happily as she leaned into his touch before getting distracted by the leftover fish. 

She was even softer than he imagined.

Eddie knew she didn’t belong out here, she’s too healthy and social to be an outdoor cat or a stray. His heart ached at the thought of someone out there looking for this sweet and loving companion. He knew he needed to help her find her home.

“In the meantime, I bestow upon you the title of ‘Sabbath’. Pretty metal, huh?”

“Purrrrow?”

“Exactly.”

Eddie cautiously scooped her up, pleasantly surprised by how easy this was for her. She immediately settled in his grip and turned to wrap her paws around his neck, nuzzling affectionately into his long hair. 

Eddie took a moment with her, enjoying the feeling of her vibrating purrs against his chest, before heading back inside and to bed. The purring heals his heart a bit, it’s nice having someone around who offers their love to him without needing anything in return.

As soon as Eddie sets her down on the comforter, she spins around a couple times before passing out, Eddie falling asleep not long after.

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Eddie was sitting in class hunched over his notebook, planning out the next Dungeons and Dragons campaign for Hellfire. He was so focused he didn’t even realize the rest of the class packed up their things and left already.

“Mr. Munson, class is dismissed,” the teacher pointed out tiredly.

“You sure you want me to go, Mr. K?” Eddie said slyly, knowing Mr. Kowcheski hates the nickname, “we could talk about our feelings? Who have you been crushing on these days?”

Mr. Kowcheski deadpanned at the delinquent for a long moment before looking past him.

“You too, Ms. Y/L/N. Class is over.”

Eddie turned around, noticing you were still there for the first time. You sat slumped in your chair with a slack expression and wet dull eyes as you stared at the linoleum floor. You jumped slightly and blushed from the attention, eyes jumping around the room.

“S-sorry Mr. Kowcheski,” your voice wavered as you shakily gathered your things and made a break for it, Eddie following close behind.

He’s not sure what possessed him to approach you, but he knew he needed to make sure you were okay. 

 You never gave Eddie a reason to hate you, always sending him shy smiles and letting him borrow a pencil whenever he asked. You were a breath of fresh air in a school full of stale and rotten posers who made his life a living nightmare.

Everytime Eddie’s eyes wandered to you in class, you were always paying close attention and absorbing the lecture through taking notes and asking questions. He always admired that about you. That’s why it was so strange seeing you so zoned out that you didn’t even realize the bell had already rung.

“Hey, you okay?” Eddie said, catching up to you in the hallway.

“Huh? O-oh hi Eddie. What’s up?”

Now that Eddie was closer, he could see your red-trimmed eyes and dark bags as you avoided his gaze. Your usual up-beat tone of voice was now scratchy and tired. Eddie felt sadness and worry flip through his stomach at the sight.

“Nothing, I just wanted to see if you were okay,” he tilted his head, trying to catch your eye, “You don’t seem like your normal self.”

Eddie could tell by the way your eyes widened and your breathing stuttered that he caught you off guard. Once you gather your bearings, you offer him a shy smile that comes as quickly as it goes.

“Thanks, Eddie. I’m fine,” you looked down at your shoes, shaking your head solemnly. “It’s…it’s stupid. But thanks anyway,” you said, voice breaking along with Eddie’s heart.

You walked away before he could press any further. 

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Now that school was out, Eddie could finally head home and brainstorm ideas on how to return Sabbath to her rightful home.

 Eddie sauntered through the trailer door, shopping bags full of canned cat food in tow, as he shook the rain from his wet hair like a dog. He turned to Wayne, lounging in his usual spot on the armchair, only this time he wasn’t alone.

“Boy, if you don’t get this damn cat off of me…”

Sabbath looked perfectly happy, stretched out on Wayne’s jean covered legs. Blissfully unaware that he wanted her off of him. Or maybe she just didn’t care. She sent Eddie, what could only be described as a smile as he walked over and delicately scooped her up. She protested a little with a long closed mouth “mew”, then settled into his arms, hugging him around the neck once more.

Wayne looked up at Eddie, ocean eyes flooded with disapproval.

“I know, I know. It’s the last time I swear,” Eddie defended.

His Uncle stayed silent.

“I couldn’t just leave the poor thing, she wouldn’t have survived. She’s a lover, not a fighter!”

Wayne's face stayed the same, only lifting the corner of his brow at him.

“I’m looking for her owner, I swear. She definitely belongs to someone.”

At that, Wayne lifted himself from his armchair with an “old man grunt”, as Eddie liked to call it. His Uncle gave him a loving pat on the shoulder as he walked past him, heading to the bathroom to get ready for his night shift at the plant. 

Eddie spent the rest of the evening making posters out of cheap printer paper, writing on them with a giant black magic marker. 

“Found Cat

Black, long hair, green eyes”

Eddie added his phone number and called it good. It wasn’t much to go off of, but he figured there couldn’t be too many missing black cats out there in Hawkins.

Eddie flicked the pen cap towards Sabbath, watching as she swatted it off the edge of the table and chased it around. Soon she riled herself up so much that the zoomies overcame her, running from one end of the trailer all the way into Eddie’s room and back again. He found himself completely entertained just by watching this cat do cat things that a couple hours went by without him even noticing.

Eddie was hoping the rain would subside but this was Indiana, the weather never did what you wanted it to do. He wanted to get the word out sooner, but it’ll have to wait until tomorrow. Not that he was complaining. Fondness blossomed in his chest as Sabbath trotted over to him and rubbed the top of her soft head against his chin. Then she settled on his lap for the rest of the evening.

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6:14. This morning, Eddie managed to sleep in. Although he would’ve much rather slept longer, he was pleasantly surprised to have a couple extra hours. 

That was until he realized why he had woken up. Sabbath was meowing continuously, barely stopping to breathe. Jumping back and forth from the pillow Eddie was resting his head on, to the top of his dresser that was set in front of his bedroom window. When she leaped up, sliding a bit on the smooth surface, she scratched at the window overlooking the front yard. Eddie sluggishly pulled himself up and out of bed to see what Sabbath was getting so worked up about.

You were riding your bike in the soft glow of the morning, tires crutching in protest as you slowly pedaled. You kept your eyes and head moving, scanning the area diligently. In one hand you gripped the handle bars, in the other you held a small bag of cat treats that you were shaking every few seconds. Hope lightens your eyes at the sound of Dungeon’s meows, but it dissolves instantly when he’s not the one you’re looking for.

Eddie watched as Sabbath propped herself up on her back legs and began scratching at the single paned glass window like she could dig her way through. When she looked back at Eddie, begging him to understand her pleas, he patted her head softly and moved towards the front door.

By the time Eddie stepped outside you had stopped your bike and were silently sobbing in the middle of the road. Your back was partially turned to him but he could tell by the quivering of your shoulders and the slouch of your neck that you were overwhelmed with emotion.

“Hey Y/N!” Eddie greeted, louder than he intended.

Eddie cringed slightly as you jumped three feet into the air, dropping the open bag of treats in the process. The clowder of strays devours the fallen snacks in seconds before running off into the woods. Not before Ozzy could send Eddie a look that portrayed his disappointment in him for not feeding them earlier in the morning.

“Ah, shit. Sorry about that, I didn’t mean to scare you.”

“No, no it’s alright,” you sniffed hard and vigorously wiped your face before turning to Eddie, playing it off like you weren’t just weeping.

As Eddie got closer he noticed the plastic cat carrier zip tied to the back of your bike and the pile of clothes in the basket attached to your handlebars. You watched him scan your bike, his eyes sparkling with what you misinterpreted for judgment. 

“Sorry, I’m just looking for…for my cat,” you sent him a tightlipped smile and sniffed back your tears. 

“She must be some cat, huh?” Eddie couldn’t stand to leave you hanging for any longer, watching your face crumple as you nodded. He smiled softly, “she wouldn’t happen to be a fluffy black cat, would she?”

Your head snapped up, eyes wide and hopeful. The last remnants of your tears sliding down your cheeks as you blinked owlishly at him. Your mouth was agape in an attempt to respond, but all you could manage was a frantic nod.

Eddie walked backwards slowly and smiled playfully, dimples on full display as he wiggled his eyebrows at you. He swiftly spun around before jogging up his front steps to open his front door. You watched him curiously before you noticed what emerged from his trailer.

“KITTY!” a sob ripped through your throat as you lurched forward, bike clattering to the ground in the process.

“Kitty?” Eddie mumbled to himself incredulously.

He watched as the relief you were feeling had a physical effect on you. Your knees wobbled, feet crossing over each other as you ran forward. It would’ve taken you down had you not been so eager to reach the feline. Whimpers cracked through your chest when you finally met in the middle, ‘Kitty’ being just as excited to get to you. You expertly scooped her up and let her snuggle into your hair as you clung to each other. The way you held one another reminded Eddie of how a caring mother would hold her child.

Watching this reunion was something special. Seeing these two beings who were unconditionally in love, coming together after days apart sent a warmth through Eddie’s heart. He felt a bit selfish for being proud of himself for making this happen, but quickly shook it off. That cat definitely wouldn’t have survived if it weren’t for him and you would still be heartbroken.

“I was s-so w-worried about you, Kitty,” you blubbered as you pressed kiss after kiss on her soft little head. Your happy tear-filled eyes blinked up at Eddie, “t-thank you so much, Eddie. You have no idea what this means to me, thank you-” before you could back out you gently held Eddie’s face and pressed a quick kiss to his cheek. 

Eddie’s face tingled with heat as a blush crept up his neck. He was just standing there, dumbfounded, not expecting the affection but not hating it either. He moved to touch his burning cheek to savor the feeling, but it made you cringe seeing the moisture you left behind.

“S-sorry,” you said with a wet laugh.

“Don’t apologize. I should be thanking you,” Eddie said, still in a lovesick daze.

“What? You’re the one that saved my cat!”

“Yeah, but you’re the one that kissed me!” Eddie would like to say that his flirting was smooth and intentional, but really he was just flabbergasted that someone as sweet and pretty as you would give him any sort of attention. 

You barked out a surprised laugh as Kitty moved to nuzzle her face into the other side of your neck. You wiped at the tears and snot still caked on your face, suddenly feeling embarrassed by your emotional outburst.

“Sorry,” you apologized again, “I feel kinda stupid for crying so hard over a cat.”

“You keep saying that,” Eddie said with a smile and a soft head shake that made his curly hair float around his shoulders.

You sniffed, “saying what?”

“That your emotions are stupid. Like it’s some offense to be sad and worried about the greatest cat in the world.”

Eddie’s words surprised you. You scanned his face, looking for anything that would suggest he’s teasing or making fun of you. Luckily, it wasn’t there.

“You…you think she’s the great cat in the world?”

“Yeah! What’s not to like? She’s affectionate, entertaining, and really fucking cute. I’d probably lose my mind if I was the one to lose her. I mean, she’s a cat that hugs. What’s better than that?”

You gasped dramatically, turning to look at the cat still in your arms, “you hugged him? What a little traitor! She usually only hugs me,” you giggled.

Eddie was shocked, yet flattered. “She must be a good judge of character,” he said with a smug grin.

“Yeah, that explains why she hates my parents.”

Eddie erupted in laughter, catching you off guard. You didn’t mean to make a joke but it was kind of funny. Your chortles mixing together and echoing throughout the quiet trailer park. 

Your cat pulled back from your neck so she could look back at Eddie and send him a grateful “meow” and a slow blink. Eddie reached out to stroke behind her ears lovingly. It made you tense for a second, scared she’d take a swipe at the metal-head but instead she leaned into his touch.

“You like that, don’t you Sabbath?” he cooed, the pitch to his voice raising an octave.

“You named her Sabbath?”

“Oh, uhh y-yeah,” Eddie said, scratching the back of his neck bashfully. “Yeah, it was just a placeholder name until I found her owner.”

You nodded slowly as a knowing smile slithered across your lips, “Black Sabbath. Very clever.”

Eddie could have proposed to you right then and there. Instead, he would have to settle for dinner and a movie.

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