#drunk!lily

[maraudersftw]

Disgraceful - Chapter 5

Summary - James Potter is attracted to his neighbour. Lily Evans wishes she wasn't attracted to hers.

During some time in the past twenty minutes, Lily knew she had gone from feeling warm and tipsy to screeching-along-to-the-music-until-her-throat-turned-raw drunk. Sweat trickled down her temples in streams, strands of hair stuck to the back of her neck despite the ponytail she’d secured them into before leaving the apartment. She was grinning too wide, cheeks hurting, face flushed red, and it was the best fucking party she had attended in quite a long time.

She was immensely grateful to Dorcas for forcing her to step out after classes despite all of her earlier protests.

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Read from the beginning

Wrote this whole chapter in one sitting, hope you enjoy 😈💖

#claudiawrites #jily #disgraceful #jily au #james x lily #james potter #lily evans #jily neighbours au #claudia writes #the story takes an interesting turn from here #drunk!lily

[ji-bit]

idk if ur reqs are off but

thigh grinding with jeongin and him not being able to take how your bare pussy feels against his thigh so he fucks you dumb 😭 it's all i can think ab

no because jeongin making you get off on his thigh as punishment when He’s the one that can’t handle the feeling of you so it’s actually a punishment for him too.. you can literally feel his rings dig into your skin from how firmly his hands are placed on your sides to stop himself from pulling his own pants down and fucking himself up into you. the worst part is that he knows how desperate he looks, mirroring your fucked out expression when he hasn’t even been fucked— hell he hasn’t even been touched by you once throughout this and it’s killing him. he has his lip between his teeth and his eyebrows furrowed as he watches the movement of your skirt in a trance, up and down. he’s really hoping to get a small glimpse of the pussy that has been hidden this whole time because of the bothersome yet mesmerising fabric around your waist. he can’t decide if he loves or hates skirts at this moment in time. you seem to be oblivious to jeongin’s desire to just turn you around and have you his own way so you’re still whining his name, begging for ‘just a little bit’ of him as if you don’t know how he’s having an internal battle with himself because of you.

the sound of your slick rubbing against his skin is getting louder and louder in the small room and he can’t take it; his boner is leaking and definitely making a spot against his pants. he needs to feel you just a little more, so when he hears a quiet and whiny “jeonginnie…” it’s over for him. he’s pulling his cock out of his pants and lifting you up so that you can sit on him, sliding into you so slowly that it has him moaning and throwing his head back in relief. and once you’re settled he will not be holding back.

“pussy’s clenching so hard, fuck. can’t get enough of my cock, huh? getting off on my leg like a slut and now you’re sucking me in as if i’ve never fucked you before.. maybe i need to fuck you better, yeah? stretch you out better so that i can just pull your underwear down and fuck you whenever i’d like. oh you’re clenching again? you’d like that wouldn’t you..? of course you would baby, your slutty pussy is taking me so well.”

#lili’s inbox #pussy drunk skz making you look cock drunk rules my heart #skz smut #skz x reader #stray kids smut #skz imagines #i.n smut #jeongin smut #jeongin x reader

[engie-ivy]

@wolfstarmicrofic 5th: Cupid💘

817 words

When Remus let James Potter set him up on a date with his best friend, Lily had hoped that at least he would find out dating really isn't that terrible, and finally start allowing Lily to set him up on dates as well.

Not Sorry

Lily stumbles a little as she walks over to Remus, because damn those bloody heels.

Remus turns towards her from where he's standing at the bar and arches an eyebrow. “Lils, you might want to go easy on the wine.”

Which is ridiculous. Lily has only had three glasses. And some champagne before that. And maybe a cocktail at some point.

“Don't change the topic!” Lily says, even though they hadn't actually been talking yet. She jabs her finger at Remus’ chest. “I'm still mad at you!”

“Oh, come on, Lils," Remus chuckles. “You're going to have to get over it at some point.”

“We had a deal, Lupin!”

“I know, Lily, but-”

“A deal! All I ever wanted was to get you this fun and exciting dating life,” Lily sighs wistfully. “So you could have handsome men take you out and boost your ego like you deserve, and we could share dating stories and laugh about weird guys together. But did you allow me to set you up on a date ever?”

“I did not,” Remus admits.

“You did not!” Lily exclaims, as if Remus didn't already just admit to that. “It was all ‘No, Lily, I'm just the sort of person who's better off by himself’, ‘No, Lily, I'm not looking for anything’, ‘No, Lily, I'm too independent and need my alone time’, and yadda yadda.” She rolls her eyes. “But then what happened? You allowed your new coworker to set you up on a date with his best friend!”

“It's just very hard to say no to James,” Remus defends himself.

Lily scoffs. Although, while she has only met James Potter a few times, if she's honest she can kind of imagine. When Potter is looking at you with those puppy eyes of his, giving you that hopeful smile, all bright and eager and- Lily shakes her head. She's getting off track. “But we came to a very clear agreement,” she continues, placing her hands on her hips. “If you would learn that going on a date is actually not such a dreadful experience as you seemed to think, you would finally start letting me set you up on dates as well. And was the date dreadful?”

“No, it wasn't,” Remus sighs.

“And did you let me set you up on any dates afterwards, as you promised?”

“No, I didn't,” Remus sighs.

“No, you didn't!” Lily mimics. “Not one date, nothing!” She lets out a dramatic sigh. “And I had so many ideas… That cute redhead from the coffeeshop, that fit bloke from my yoga class, the hot guy from accounting… It would've been so fun, so exciting, maybe we even could've gone on double dates at some point!”

“Sorry to interrupt,” Sirius appears at Remus’ side, sliding an arm around his waist. “But as much as I enjoy bonding with your family– our family–,” he corrects with a smile. “Your Aunt Joy has been telling me about her bad knee for half an hour now. The sooner you get that woman some wine, the better.”

“And you!” Lily says, turning her attention to Sirius. “You're to blame as well, you know!”

Sirius blinks at her. “Alright, Evans?”

Lily jabs her finger at Sirius’ chest now. “You just had to snatch him off the market right away, didn't you?”

Sirius blinks again, and then barks a laugh. “Well, can you blame me, Lils? I couldn't risk letting this one get away, now could I?” He presses a kiss to Remus’ cheek. “I had to lock it down as soon as possible.”

Lily purses her lips, because, well, no, maybe she actually can't blame him for that.

“I'll be right there, babe,” Remus says, squeezing Sirius’ hand.

Sirius nods and walks off to deal with Remus’ aunt.

Remus looks at Lily and shrugs. “What can I say, Lils? James just struck gold the first time. If you want me to apologize, I'm going to have to disappoint you.” He looks over at the other side of the room while touching the brand new golden ring around his finger, to where Sirius is chatting to his aunts. Sirius catches his gaze, and the forced smile on his face turns into a soft, genuine one. Remus smiles as well. “I'm really not sorry at all.”

Lily watches Remus and Sirius make their way through the room to chat with all their guests.

They do look awfully good together, she thinks sourly.

Then she turns on her heels, having decided to go look for James Potter and give him a piece of her mind. Stupid Potter, thinking he can play Cupid and set their best friends up for their happy-ever-after! Like, who does he think he is? Making Remus so bloody happy, making her bloody cry with that stupid best man speech of his, and looking so bloody handsome in his stupid suit!

Yes, she'll tell him alright.

#wolfstar microfic #matchmaker prongs #drunk lily evans #wolfstar wedding #smitten remus lupin #smitten sirius black #wolfstar #jily #wolfstar fanfiction #wolfstar fic #marauders #marauders fanfiction #marauders fic #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #lily evans #james potter

[bimoonphases]

@wolfstarmicrofic March 31 – prompt 31: Veritaserum – word count 383

Veritaserum - Forces the taker to tell the truth

It had been Peter’s idea to pinch a vial of Veritaserum from Slughorn’s supply room and use it to make the spin the bottle Sirius had requested for his birthday a bit more interesting. Even Remus had agreed to play, and they had been going around the circle of people Sirius had invited for quite some time now. So far, a lot of crushes from their first years at Hogwarts had been revealed, Peter had managed to make Evan Rosier blush, Mary had very candidly said she regretted never having gotten the chance to sleep with Remus, Regulus was learning way too much about his brother’s sex life and Barty had propositioned pretty much everyone at least twice. Still, James’s original plan, to somehow push Sirius and Remus to confess their undying love for each other and put everyone else who had to deal with their longing stares and complete lack of action on both parts out of their misery, wasn’t working as well as he had hoped. It was Lily’s turn again to spin and the bottle ended up pointing at Remus.

“I had a crush on you in first year and actually fantasised about our wedding,” she said really fast, blushing furiously.

This time, James knew Sirius had reached his breaking point a couple of seconds before he snapped.

“Are you all in love with Moony?” he exclaimed.

 James opened his mouth, but Regulus was faster.

“I don’t know,” he said, looking his brother in the eye. “Are you?”

“Of course I am, what stupid question is that?” Sirius blurted out.

A stunned silence followed, only broken by James and Peter high-fiving.

“You what?” Remus said in a strangled voice.

“I… Fuck,” Sirius groaned, hiding his face in his hands.

No one moved or spoke for some minutes, so James rolled his eyes. It seemed the job wasn’t quite done after all.

“I think he said he’s in love with you, Moony,” he paused then went for the kill. “Aren’t you too?”

“Of course I’m love with hi-”

Remus clamped a hand over his mouth as Sirius looked up from his hands.

“You are?”

Remus just nodded and Sirius shifted closer, delicately peeling his hand away from his mouth before leaning in and kissing him. The Common Room erupted in cheers.

#James and Peter plotting to have their friends finally confess their feelings is such a cute trope #those two idiots would deny it even when they have drunk a potion that makes it impossible to lie #and Barty would flirt with a chair if he wanted to #also might have written a 1K version of this prompt too ssssh #wolfstar #wolfstar microfic #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #marauders #marauders era #peter pettigrew #james potter #lily evans #mary macdonald #regulus black #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #the marauders #the marauders era #just writing (like i'm supposed to live)

[kay-elle-cee]

Drunk On You || 4.3K Words || Read on Ao3 || Rated E

A continuation of this Jilytober fic.

While on a weekend getaway with some friends, Lily steals away somewhere private to cool down from the sweltering heat and the alcohol in her system. James Potter, a (very fit) friend-of-a-friend who's tagged along, has a similar idea. Spilled wine, bare skin, and bold flirting do not help them cool down one bit.

The teasing evaporates for a brief moment as his brows furrow and his eyes search hers. “How drunk are you?” “Not drunk enough you should feel guilty about finishing what you started.” She leans in and captures his lips in a slow, deliberate kiss before pulling away. “How drunk are you?” “More drunk on you than anything,” James says as he pulls her in again, all thoughts of spilled wine, noisy friends, and stifling heat completely forgotten and replaced with the all-encompassing fire that is this moment.

A/N: Happy Valentine's Day, friends! I've been sitting on this one for a while, and shout out to @athenasparrow for hounding me to complete it! I hope y'all enjoy! (and pssst! If you're not feeling up to reading smut today, here's my fun and saucy little T-Rated Valentine's Day treat from last year!)

#jily #james potter #lily evans #jple #drunk on you #jily smut #kelsey writes #kay elle cee

[annabtg]

Drunk With Power

a @jilymicrofics production

James Potter, insufferable prat, gets the Head Boy badge.

“Sit up straight, Evans.” The tip of his wand presses between her hunched shoulders; she sits up immediately, wincing at the interruption in her reading. “Sod off, Potter.” “You can’t tell me that now.” It’s supposed to be a severe tone, but the mirth in it is unmistakable. “I’m Head Boy.” He’s been at it all day; strutting with his chest extra puffed up to show off his badge, telling everyone to fix their collars or tie their shoelaces, boinking Sirius with his wand on the head when he gives him cheek. “Drunk with power,” Remus called him. And then James ordered him to polish his Prefect badge.

Read the rest on AO3! Completed, 746 words.

#jily #jilymicrofics #james potter #lily evans #jple #jily* #my fics #drunk with power

[enbysiriusblack]

marauder valentines day but it's sirius and remus going on a date in the forest and inviting james and peter along because why wouldn't they? euphemia made veg kabab and muffins so they're having a picnic. sirius and james try to climb trees higher than each other and throw sticks at each other. sirius and remus make out whilst james and peter play football. james shows them his poems he wrote for lily. they make him swear to never show her because they're so shit. peter is wearing his collar popped to cover a hickey which they end up seeing and lose their shit over. they get high and sirius and remus make out more whilst peter and james argue over the existence of aliens (they're both arguing aliens are real but don't realise that)

#meanwhile marlene and dorcas are on a date (they booked out the quidditch pitch for the day and are now playing a 1-1 violent game) #lily is reading some austen and eating some chai muffins that james gave her from euphemia's batch #(she will later decide to throw a party in gryff tower because she wants a reason to dress up #and get drunk enough to have an excuse to make out with people she is supposed to hate) #mary is running a little impromtu business of helping other girls with their valentines outfits/makeup #emmeline is being her assistant for the cut of the profits. #marauders era #marauders #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew

[winnienora13]

Drunk marauders hc:

James-cries

Sirius-gets into trouble, probably does something illegal

Remus- secret drunk (he can down five bottles of wine and not seem drunk)… He mostly just deals with Sirius

Peter-just stares at the ceiling rethinking his life

Marlene-laughs at literally everything

Dorcas-she’s a mean drunk(avoid eye contact at all cost)

Lily- she doesn’t get drunk, she sips her little glass of wine and watches the chaos unfold like the queen she is

Pandora-gets paranoid(rarely gets drunk though)

Barty-sloppy drunk,really clumsy

Mary-starts flirting with everyone

Evan-he’s in absolute denial even though he’s drunk af… he also gets into fights (mostly about Barty)

Regulus-he’s a sappy,cuddly drunk but only if he’s really really drunk(like he’ll call James at a party just to tell him he misses and loves him)

#sirius black #james x regulus #james potter #rosekiller #pandalily #pandora lovegood #lily evans #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #drunk #marauders #drunk marauders #sappy regulus #wolfstar #sirius and regulus #remus x sirius

[swag696942069]

Marauders fame AU where Remus is the host of the tv show Drunk History and has actor, James Potter comes on to talk about, The Hollywood Family, The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. But cause he was drunk, he gets a few things wrong so he gets a dm from Sirius Black, the heir to the most noble houses of black, correcting him of some stuff. But little does James know, Regulus is actually the one messaging James on his account cause he couldn't on his cause of like, family stuff I guess, he didn't want the media to find out or something, and then James and Sirius meet irl at a party hosted by their mutual friend, singer Peter Pettigrew, and they get to talking and become friends and that's when Sirius spills the beans that it was actually Reg messaging him all that stuff, and James falls in love or something.

#marauders fame au #marauders headcanon #drunk history #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #peter pettigrew #jegulus #wolfstar #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #mary macdonald #pandora rosier #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #dorcas meadowes #the marauders #marauders #the blacks are like the Hilton's or Kardashians

[mrsreinhart]

Final touches before the long weekend 💋

#I was meant to do this last night but I got severely drunk and couldn’t see #gin is a wicked thing #hey ho here we go #lili reinhart #lilireinhartedit #lrbgif

[oxydiane]

‘Now, now,’ Remus whispers softly, rubbing Sirius’ back. ‘Let it all out, come on, it’ll help.’

‘I just can’t believe —‘ Sirius sobs into his own hands. ‘that this is the second time I get to see a Potter marry a redhead.’

#is this sad? #is this happy? #is this lighthearted? #is this ronarry? #is this hinny? #is this harry x any other weasley? #who knows. certainly not me #the only thing i know is that sirius got drunk big time #harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #harry james potter #snippet #headcanon #sirius lives au #sirius raising harry #sirius raises harry #james potter #lily evans #jily #hinny #rarry #ronarry #ron weasley #ginny weasley #harry x george #harry x charlie #charlie weasley #george weasley #wolfstar

[boobi-boy]

the marauders as things my friends/family have said bc im bored

'my genitals would have been perfect' - Sirius Black

'do not smack... a duck... what have ducks ever done to you?!?!?!' - Marlene McKinnon

'a man... to another man... the gays' - Peter Pettigrew

'Stabbing people is not a grown up thing to do' - Lily Evans

'Why is that a kill yourself situation?' - James Potter

'Can I have Peter?' - Remus, 'Well, no because he's become a clit' - Sirius. (clarifying here that i have changed nothing. they did, in fact, say peter. we do not know anyone called peter. they are not marauders fans. do with that what you will)

'Why can't we discuss hymens?' - Remus Lupin

'They decided that, if they didn't get to see his cock, they got to give him a concussion' - Mary MacDonald

#i can make another one of these as i have a very long list of stupid quotes from my friends #also the one about the gays was said by my very drunk uncle at christmas. i cannot remember why #marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #harry potter #fuck jkr

[shares-a-vest]

Prompt: Napping (Discord Drabble)

cw: Steve and Robin are drunk

"Steve!"

Robin stomps her sock-covered foot on her best friend's stupid carpet, met by his stupid roaring snores as he lays splayed out on his actually stupid checked bedspread.

"I's jus'... napping..." he mumbles through fish lips, his cheek thoroughly squished into his bedsheets so hard he looks like he could get sucked right into the thing at any moment.

She rolls her eyes and stumbles forward.

He said just about as much a good hour earlier as he hopped up from the couch, all spritely as he declared he needed a nap before any more birthday festivities – alcohol-based or otherwise (that being a movie marathon they still hadn't started).

But then he'd proceeded to look steadily at the floor and ascend to stairs at a snail's pace, disappearing out of sight and leaving Robin to stare at whatever was playing on MTV all by herself – and on her own birthday!

"Steeeve!" Robin whines, clambering onto the bed and jostling the whole thing, "Ba' we need... we need to watch PrettyInPink before mid–," she hiccups as she checks her watch for confirmation that it is still in fact, her birthday, "Midnight!"

She collapses onto Steve and her eyes flutter shut, overwhelmed by the gargantuan weight of sleepiness that comes with hoisting up what little part the of blankets she can get over them.

"Jus'... a... nap... first..." Steve still manages to insist despite his slurring.

"O-kayyy..." she agrees, hugging him tight.

#and to think this morning i said i'd write angst for this prompt #steve harrington #robin buckley #stobin ficlet #platonic with a capital p #stwgdailyprompt #lilys drabbles #cw alcohol #cw drunk #platonic stobin #stobin 🍨

[james-sunshine-potter]

Jily is the kind of couple where they’re always holding hands.

No matter the occasion, no matter where they are. By themselves, in a group, drunk, sober, wherever.

They will be holding hands.

Mainly due to if Lily doesn’t, James will wonder off and get lost. And this isn’t some ploy to get Lily to hold his hand, he just wanders off if he sees something interesting.

Lily learnt she has to do this the hard way…

#James was 100% a leash kid #i was too though #nothing wrong with it #James (sober or drunk) is a slight flight risk at all times #if he sees something he’s interested in he will wonder off #and he won’t tell anyone #james potter #lily evans #jily fandom #jily headcanon #jily #flowerpott #james potter headcanon #lily evans headcanons #jsp- jily #maurder era #jsp headcannon #jsp- marauder era

[missmarauderbvtches]

Lily: why is sirius on the floor crying?

James: he's drunk

Lily: and?

James: he saw a picture of remus's boyfriend

Lily: ...but he's remus's boyfriend???

James: I fucking know

#wolfstar #incorrect marauders era #incorrect marauders textposts #marauders #sirius black #marauders era #remus lupin #funny #james and lily #wolfstar incorrect quotes #drunk sirius #sirius and james #sirius being sirius #hilarious #lily is done with these bitches

[something-tragic-and-pretty]

“Remus decided that the fire whiskey tasted better than the words he would end up shouting and that his boyfriend was an arsehole but his boyfriend’s brother seemed startlingly nice.”

-Remus Lupin at some point

#james potter #jegulus #peter pettigrew #regulus black #wolfstar #all the young dudes #lily potter #remus lupin #jily #evan rosier #go to my ao3 pls #this is from my wip #also he is totally drunk #go read *everybody loves me* #please #or don’t #whatever #I love Remus so much