#drunk baby

[ariel-seagull-wings]

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#giphy #drunk #snl at home #snlathome #drunk baby #beer #snl #saturday night live #happy hour #season 45

[formerstonerprincess]

Drunk me just wants a daddy in my bed. I want filth yeah and even filth I don’t remember but I’m such a fucking needy little baby when I’m tanked like……… I need a daddy already

#but dating fucking sucks #can we skip to the good part #drunk baby

[goodomens-girlie]

best duo that never was:

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens show #crowley #good omens fandom #aziraphale #neil gaiman #crowley x arizaphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens edit #i’m gonna cry #crowley shut up #crowley cosplay #drunk crowley #good omens crowley #crowleu #crowley x aziraphale #crowley good omens #aziraphale and crowley #six of crows #crowly x aziraphale #crowly good omens #crowley fashion #good omens bts #david tennant imagine #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens season 3 baby #good omens s2 finale #good omens s2 ep6 #good omens s2 ep5

[crenmir]

Look ı'm telling ya they belong to eachother

#like come on look at them #sillies #stolitz #they both have cute squueshy cheeks💞😂 #stolas #blitz #SOULMATES #stolas is prob also drunk here dhdjhd #poor baby

[deimcs]

Mystra has dictated the terms of my potential for long enough. The Crown would grant me control of my own destiny at last.

#bg3edit #galeedit #baldursgateedit #gamingedit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #edits #giffing this man dumping my tav in the very last few second of my second pt just to cope #the funny thing is that varian is 100% on board with the fuck you mystra train #cause it's the exact same way he felt about lolth all his life #but i guess if you tell gale even ONCE that maybe the crown shouldn't get back to mystra #and then try to dissuade him from the whole goodhood powertrip last second this is the result #I WAS SO READY FOR THE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AND I GOT A BREAK UP INSTEAD #but i'm not even mad about it. you do you baby boy. #get drunk on power and wreak havoc on earth. might as well #ascended!astarion has the funniest reaction to this scene tho #i wanted to add it but he's wearing the ugliest helm on the planet so i didn't

[trashworldblog]

with hindsight, it's got to have been funny when we were saying shit in 2018 about how wholesome john mulaney is and how it was strange that he used to be addicted to cocaine. meanwhile, john mulaney was stumbling across nyc, taking his shirt off in a doctors kitchenette to get flu shots for prescription drugs, and harassing an innocent painter for cocaine

#this little gay looking man stood on stage in a suit and we just assumed he was innocent #he told us he used to be addicted to coke and used to get blackout drunk and we completely ignored that #this is not an attack on john mulaney its an attack on us for not paying attention or having any comprehension skills #john mulaney #baby j

[rockingtheorange]

Get drunk with Henry. Step by step.

Nervous adrenaline before drinking:

1st shot is not that great:

2nd, 3rd, 4th shot... Just get wasted:

He's so silly, small and soft ❤

#i had this post planned to make for so long😭 #finally #drunk Henry is a baby #credit if you want to post the gifs on Twitter please thank yew #henry fox mountchristen windsor #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrb movie

[anothersuperstition]

and as the swarm it calls, we lay in the foundations

happy one year 🪰💀

#happy one year baby! #i made this while i was entirely drunk last night :) #art #digital art #graphic design #mcr #my chemical romance #the foundations of decay #gerard way #ray toro #frank iero #mikey way #mine #arty art

[daria-meoi]

#beautiful entirely fictional 50 year old baby boy #if you even care #i told you i'm drunk again #ofmd #ofmd bts #ofmd gifs #stede bonnet #rhys darby #samba schutte #thank you samba

[horribluh]

hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!

this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"

sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair

when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook

even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer

anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)

to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords

additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit

#mine #zosan #one piece #love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible #the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father #i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes #angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk #and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret #luffy forces them to get married anyway #op #this got kinda long oops #dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here #zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen

[harrywavycurly]

What You Deserve Part 7.2: Up Late

Masterlist: Here

CW: Drunk ex, mentions of past toxic situations, suggestion of past violent behavior from ex bf

Tag List: @littlered0000 @saramelaniemoon @ali-r3n @sapphire4082 @sweetmoonlove0214 @eddies-girl-22 @darknesseddiem @peaches-roses-sins @blckburd @comeonatmebruh @daisy-munson @cultish-corner @mrsjellymunson @aol19 @micheledawn1975 @2000babies @marshmallowgem @ang3lc @angelina16torres-blog @transparentenemypenguin @alilstressyandlotdepressy

A/N: I know we all want Eddie to come in and kick some ass but remember all Eddie cares about in this moment is making sure you’re okay, so enjoy✨

“Hey sweetheart…I’m surprised you’re up this late on a work night.” “Yeah…uhm I-” “Are you okay?” “Uh yes? Kinda…but I’m-” “where are you? What’s that noise in the background? Is that…is that…someone shouting….your name?” “Yes that’s uhm..god this is so embarrassing I usually call Steven when…he does this…but he’s like half an hour away and he told me to call you and now…now-” “hey…it’s just me okay? Don’t be embarrassed…just tell me what’s going on.” “William..he’s my uhm…he’s my ex boyfriend and he…he gets drunk and…and he shows up here…and bangs on my door or…or one time he uh broke my uhm…my living room window and he yells for me…and he’s…uhm here.” “I’m on my way…where are you right now?” “I locked myself in my bedroom.” “Good stay there okay?” “Don’t hang up…please don’t hang up…” “I’m right here…just keep talking to me okay? What did you do today?” “I uhm…I painted my nails…I switched shifts with Robin so I could…uh be off Saturday morning.” “That’s nice baby what color did you do your nails?” “Pink…oh no..I think…he’s kicking the door now…what if…what if he gets in…” “he’s not going to get in sweetheart.” “He…he did this when we were together and…and he got in…and god he was so mad…so mad at me and…and I don’t want…what happened…that night...to happen again.” “Listen to me…he is not getting into your house…I won’t let him.” “Are you almost here?” “Yes I’m just about to be on your street…just a few more minutes okay?” “Don’t…don’t hurt him…please.” “I’ll do my best but I’m not making any promises.” “I’m sorry…I’m so sorry-” “Don’t apologize sweetheart…this isn’t your fault…and I will always come if you need me no matter how far away I am I will always find a way to get to you okay?” “God…of course you’d say something like that.” “I can’t help it…it’s the truth.” “This is just a lot and we just met and…and I’m just a mess Eddie and you…you shouldn’t have to see me like this.” “Don’t cry baby…please don’t cry I’m on your street and I’ll be there in less than two minutes okay? Start packing a bag for me can you do that?” “Yes…I…I can do that.” “Okay good…you’ll stay with me tonight…I just got into your driveway so I’m going to hang up okay? Is that okay?” “That’s…that’s okay…yeah you can hang up.” “One more thing…don’t look out your bedroom window please.” “Why? You…said you wouldn’t hurt him…” “I said I’d do my best but just in case please don’t look…go pack your bag sweetheart and I’ll see you in a minute.” “Okay…see you in a minute.”

#what you deserve series #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson series #eddie munson au #eddie munson fluff #sugar daddy!eddie #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x fem!reader fluff #Eddie Munson #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things au #stranger things series #tw abuse #tw drunk #my little dungeon master baby

[salsakiyoomi]

"i want to get married."

iwaizumi's head snaps up at your statement his attention diverted from his phone to you and his brows furrow in confusion "what?"

"i want to get married." you repeat yourself again, leaning back against the couch cushions and throwing your legs over the armrest.

iwaizumi scoffs, a confused smile on his face "this is the last joke, right?" he questions, frowning down at you as you're looking up at him — it's a bit late into the afternoon, but too early for you to start saying nonsense since you've always been so adamant about not getting married.

you roll your eyes at him, "no." and iwaizumi's frown deepens, "are you okay?" he asks.

you scowl at him "the hell's that supposed to mean?"

he shrugs, his gaze turning back to his screen "just...you're being weird again."

"you're so rude and for what." you huff, rolling your eyes again, you cross your arms, now staring at the ceiling above, "i want to get married, haji."

"can't help you with that." he's still scrolling through his phone, not paying much mind to you.

"i want to have like, a las vegas wedding." you say, and iwaizumi turns off his phone — now you've captured his attention since he stares at you as if you've grown two head, you grin at his expression and iwaizumi assumes the worst — is it that you're suggesting you want to go to las vegas? it is only a four hour drive from california after all.

"a las vegas wedding?" iwaizumi questions as if making sure he heard you correctly.

"yeah like, you know, the ones in those casinos?" you gesture around with your hands as if to emphasize your point, "like i wanna throw on a white dress — but like, not the puffy ones, like a party dress, sequins and glitter one — or you know what, actually, a puffy dress would be awesome." you ramble on, iwaizumi's looking down at you, amused, "anyway, what i'm saying is that i wanna get absolutely hammered, throw on a white dress and get married in vegas."

iwaizumi snorts, "who you gonna get married to?"

"i don't know." you shrug, you reposition yourself now so that your head is laying in his lap and you look up at him, grinning mischievously, "you."

iwaizumi's eyes slightly widen, the tips of his ears turning pink and he groans, pushing you off of him, "you're so weird." he may have pushed you a little too hard that you fell off the couch with a dull thud.

he tries to ignore his skipped heartbeat as your laughter echoes through the living and iwaizumi's hand is curled at his mouth to hide his smile, "come on." you chide, "you know — say, we do get married in vegas, technically then, you'll only be married in vegas."

iwaizumi frowns, "that's not true, who told you that?" you're looking up at him with an entertained smile on your face, "you know, it's way too easy get married in vegas, right? why do you think so many people get married accidentally when they're drunk?"

iwaizumi scoffs, and leans back on the couch, arms crossed — it was a calm afternoon on his day off until you started on with your marriage shit, but unfortunately ( fortunately ) for him, you were his best friend, and roommate, so he had to put up with it, even if he has to pretend to be annoyed sometimes.

he says, "i really hope one day you'll finally mature enough that you stop saying weird shit all of the time."

you laugh, "you're just jealous you can't be as creative as me." iwaizumi rolls his eyes, watching as you get up from the ground and walk closer to him, too close actually that your face is right up his, "but it's fine, i'll get that vegas wedding one day."

you laugh, drawing back away from him and iwaizumi looks away, a slight blush tinting his cheeks, "yeah, dream on."

you hum in response, and with the way your gaze seems to be a bit too distant, iwaizumi assumes you've gone off on to your own little world now, you're no longer looking at him, instead staring at the tv that has a spanish show playing that neither of you understand, but he knows you're not listening when he mumbles a soft, "maybe even a real wedding." under his breath.

#the roommates to lovers agenda ♡ #yeah baby roommate iwa is back 💪💪 #finally wrote something for my beey biteable man i love him sm #y'all remember when ross and rachel got married in vegas while they were drunk and couldn't remember abt it in the morning #maybe i'll do a part two for this by that 💀 #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi headcanons #iwaizumi drabbles #iwaizumi scenarios #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi imagine #iwaizumi x reader

[uselessimpulses]

i can guarantee its awful country music in the background but theyre having a blast

a post trimax livio n vash twt art request for a friend 💕

#livio is my son livio and razlo my sweet boys my darling babies #vash included but lets hear a lil commotion for livio #i love them so much their friendship post trimax is something i could write a hundred fics abt #let them have a drunk night out w dancing and embarrassing stories #yes post trimax depressed farmer nai included let livio man handle him into dancing #my sibling n i wanna make nai n vash line dance at least once someone please understand the vision #trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #trigun maximum #trimax #vash the stampede #livio the double fang #trigun livio

[digital999placebo]

to be horny, drunk and in love on a catamaran somewhere in the Mediterranean

#GerIta #hws Germany #hws Veneziano #hetalia #hws north Italy #I’m on a roll tonight god bless #GerIta is back for another year 2024 baby🥴🫡 #they have no limits to their pda #well Germany has but not when he’s drunk #999art #no headcanons to share except that and they b having me adult time #like it’s a job #Ludwig is pumping 9-5 🫡how he maintains an erecrion for 6 hours is between him feli and god

[bobbinalong]

Drawing them with a baby yesterday made me think about if I thought Prestonbart would have kids and the answer is not necessarily but IF they were to have a kid, it would be in this sort of constellation. Carol decides to have a kid, asks Bart and/or Preston to be a known donor, they discuss this with each other and eventually decide yeah, a kid sounds rad, but they'd like to be properly involved, as dads not just fun uncles. So -- et voilà -- three parent family. Also, the free space in this image bothers me immensely.

#dc #dc comics #fanart #bobbinart #carol bucklen #preston lindsay #bart allen #prestonbart #this is today's prestonbart drawing this took me an embarrassing amount of time #carol&preston&bart #oc max bucklen #i suppose #i don't think i'm ever gonna draw them again but who knows #also it's clear enough i think but i do feel the need to re-iterate that carol's not a surrogate or whatever #she's max' mom. they're all equal parents #also bart and carol have drunk from the fountain of youth they always have baby faces #preston looks like his dad with his mom's hair

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Wei Wuxian + When Lan Wangji is not looking at him

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #this should be wwx + longing #my poor baby looking at lan wangji. get married #the difference between the first time lwj got drunk and the second time #in the first gif he is like: what is that lwj doing? #wei wuxian yearning through the years #i put mxy! wwx as separation of 13-16 years #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.cql #1k.