#drunk calls

[darkness-in-love]

There’s something about being the person someone calls when they’re shitfaced drunk

#drunk calls #drunk #quote #love #hate #hate calls #love calls #bpd #bpd quotes

[heartstringsandbrokenthings]

Always leave my door unlocked in case you change your mind.

Wear makeup to the grocery store, what if i see you in line?

The ringer of my phone stays on, won’t sleep through your drunk call.

But who am i to think you even miss me at all?

– S

#unloving me #unlocked #unrequited love #excerpt from a story i'll never write #you #love #spilled ink #lost #i miss you #missing #miss me #i miss my best friend #drunk calls #seeing you #seeing him #excerpt from my diary #spilled words #other worlds #excerpts from my journal #writing about love #writing about you #home #i miss them #ily #excerpt from a book i'll never write

[memorydollmiki]

3 AM call

But hey, I don't regret missing you. Drunk calling you at 3 AM and cursing you. Waiting for you to call back when you didn't pick it up. Sobbing myself to sleep 'cause I regret sending you my long 'I-beg-you-take-me-again' message.

Yes, maybe it's really like that. I am not who I am without you.

#drunk calls #ex #short #short stories #love poem #love story #frustration

[coolcat494]

Ever wonder about your ‘what if’ person? The person in your life that you looked at and just knew. You knew that if you loved it would last a life time. But the world had other plans. It could of been a once meeting or someone you’ve met a few times but something in both of your lives was in the way. What if we could’ve fallen in love? What if you weren’t just out of a 6 year relationship? What if I wasn’t having surgery? What if we weren’t both terrified of committing? I’m think of my ‘what if’ he’s my neighbor. We’ve hung out together a few times and slept together once. He told me I was everything he could dream of but it was like he couldn’t accept it now. The thing is is I told you the same. But for a different reason. You just got out of a long relationship. I was terrified of the idea that someone could even love me. So I let him go. Now when we walk past each other we smile and wave but the ache in my heart reaches for yours as drunk calls on late night come from both ends telling each other the dreams that never could be. We both pretend that we don’t remember but when the day comes that the calls end. When we walk past with others. He will always be my what if I did something different? What if we both were ready? Would you be mine

#soulmates #lost and found #lost soulmate #what if #lost lovers #neighbors #one day #drunk calls

[araneapeixes]

in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

#a less edited version added for plausible deniability that its not a mirror selfie #bc i know astarion shouldnt be visible in the mirror. but the vision was too strong #anyways on the dancefloor shadowheart is doing those goth girl dances from tiktok #and astarion is doing the fork in the garbage disposal #they dont get any btw bc they get too drunk on tequila and end up throwing up outside and #astarion has to call wyll to pick them up. he does of course #at the same time laezel and karlach are getting into a bar brawl someplace else #and gale is going snork mimimi at home:) #i really like how the shading came out here. adding highlights really helps with 3d shapes #and the way ive shaded shadowhearts torso had me feeling like pygmalion ngl #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 modern au #i NEED to draw shad in more outfits

[writingwhatswrong]

Being cock drunk is REAL and it CAN happen and I REALLY REALLY THOUGHT it was just a cute little idea like lol what if taking dick could make you totally stupid and forget everything you know OTHER than dick. But no it's very very real and makes you say very very depreaved shit

#nsft #crow call #trans nsft #nsft writing #cockslut #cock drunk #had me saying alllllll sorts of shit to my partner

[nelkcats]

The Fenton "Boor"

The Fentons have always been famous for their legal sale of weapons, usually based on ectoplasm and used to hunt ghosts. That's where they got most of their funds, whether it was to finance new inventions, their laboratory, or their children's education.

The problem began when they found out that Phantom was their son. Because of that revelation they accepted that they couldn't continue on the "weapon creator" path, how could they continue to create and sell weapons that help hunt down their baby? Even if they didn't trust all the ghosts Danny changed their perspective of the Infinite Realms and they were more or less at peace.

That is why they debated for hours on what to do to make money again, until they noticed something curious: Most of the people in Amity couldn't get drunk. It was a silly thing to focus on, but thanks to a quick investigation they noticed that after the portal opened no one had made it.

That's the reason they created a new brand of beer "Boor", which affected both ghosts and humans contaminated with ectoplasm. Their business quickly became a success and the beer was exported elsewhere (with many care and prevention labels).

When Jason Todd noticed "Boor" on the shelf at the bar he frequented, he snorted. The beer had a small ghost on the bottle, which caught his attention, he ordered it out of curiosity and when the waiter told him that the brand claimed "the product was capable of making even the dead drunk" Jason almost laughed.

Big was his surprise the next day when he woke up on one of Gotham's rooftops with a severe hangover. He had at least 8 missed calls from Nightwing and a bottle with a cartoon ghost in his hand.

#dpxdc #The Fentons created a beer #Jack wanted to call it Fenton beer #Danny didn't agree with that #Boor is not better but it stayed like that #dp x dc #dc x dp #The product is safe for most humans #and extremely effective with people that died before #Jason is excited #he couldn't get drunk since his death #The JL is curious because it works on most of them #even Flash #The Fentons created the beer mostly because Danny was complaining about being unable to do most things normal people could do #like getting drunk #because of his half ghost metabolism #he was sad about that #His parents helped #Danny is older here #stil living in Amity tho #Jason will track the boor creators later

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends

#honestly would prefer to try to strike a work-study deal with the Killer #rather than team up with your average group of horror movie characters #listen. the Killer has their shit together. they've planned this. they have clear goals. they have tools. they have a timeline. #whereas the So-Called Protagonists decided it would be 'fun' to get drunk in a cabin in the woods with no cell reception #honestly i'm siding with the Killer on this one. at some point that's fair game. ethically sourced murder victims

[thoughtsaboutlifeig]

And there we go again, another drunk call.

#drunk #drunk calls

[vierschanzentournee]

Tatort Saarbrücken

Das fleißige Lieschen (2020) Der Herr des Waldes (2021) Das Herz der Schlange (2022) Die Kälte der Erde (2023) Der Fluch des Geldes (2024)

#tatort saarbrücken #leo hölzer #adam schürk #hörk #as the girlies call it. still hate that. #spatort #im insaneeeeeeeeeeeee #anyway i gotta get real drunk now bye #can't believe this gifset has been updated for FOUR YEARS now

[tea-is-absolutely-mandatory]

I was going to say something but it's honestly just funnier to try and guess what they're talking about

#post 2am call #bane is calling from arkham #dent is drunk af #jon and pamela left the call hours ago #batman rogues #selina kyle #catwoman #the riddler #edward nygma #the joker #dc penguin #oswald cobblepot #dc bane #two face #harvey dent #digital art #batman

[brewed-pangolin]

Soap MacTavish.

Coming into the living room freshly showered, still glistening in nothing but those sexy grey sweatpants hanging so perfectly on his slutty waist.

Walking like a boss straight to the freezer to grab a carton of ice cream, muttering he got 'too hot n'th shower, need to cool off' while he shovels a spoonful into his mouth.

And you just sit on your couch. Dumbfounded.

Wondering how the fuck the majestic masterpiece that is John 'Soap' MacTavish somehow ended up in your life, half naked and eating ice cream straight from the carton in your kitchen like the Scottish king he knows he is.

#ice cream eating Scottish king #just glistening in your kitchen #soap squad™️ #og and reboot #the brainrot of Captain MacTavish #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #im slightly drunk #can you tell? #call of duty #cod

[heartstringsandbrokenthings]

I wish I could get so drunk that I’d forget about all the good things we had.

— S

#love #unrequited love #drunk calls #drunk #excerpt from a story i'll never write #you #spilled ink #spilled words #useless words #lost #excerpts from my journal #excerpt from my diary #words #excerpt from a book i'll never write #forget #forgetting #excerpts of us #you and i #drunk text #inspiring quotes #thoughts

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Head from the alcoholic Bocchi the Rock bassist would be terrible, painful, and you would probably need to go to the hospital afterwards, but I think it might still be worth it

#I know her name but it’s funnier that everyone just calls her the drunk bassist #kikuri hiroi #hiroi kikuri

[midnakoopa]

these are my cats i STILL don't have a problem

#pokemon #pokemon sv #sprigatito #sprubbabungo #video games #shiny hunting #call for help immediately #shitpost #the sequel #i recorded this slightly drunk

[tanked-up]

Ghost: I haven’t been hugged in years

Soap: I hugged you yesterday

Ghost sighs: I wonder how it feels-

Soap: I FUCKIN HUGGED YOU LAST NIGHT, GHOST

Ghost: LIAR

Soap: WE’RE YE’ THAT DRUNK…?!

#he in fact #was that drunk #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #incorrect cod quotes #cod meme