#drunk chronicles

[hashira-sab]

Hello

#drunk chronicles

[bbygrl-dess]

omfg i literally tried to go on a lil sugar daddy date woke up out my sleep and everything for it but when i was there i literally just wasn’t feeling it lol i literally cant relationships or sex mean so much to me idk im drunk so im rambling yall😭😭😭

like i didn’t even want the poor man to kiss me 😭 about to go home and rub one out 😂

#drunk chronicles

[circes-wolf]

I like to picture TVL Lestat like. Writing his little notes to Marius all over town just fucking carving into a rock while he kicks his feet like he’s a teen girl in an early 2000s movie journaling. “Dear Marius, my mom is being sooo annoying. She wants to go live in the forest ugh! It’s so uncool. I just feel like you get me, Marius. I wish you could be my mom instead! Love, Lestat 💕 hope to meet you soon!“

#the vampire chronicles #the vampire lestat #I’m drunk and this is very funny to me currently #i know this is a very unserious reading of it

[desertfangs]

Imagine Armand and Daniel getting vampire drunk on some drunkard's blood and then going to Court and standing there giggling together in the corner while Marius and Lestat try to conduct Serious Business.

#this is my happy thought for today #you're welcome #armand #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #marius de romanus #vampire drunk #armand/daniel #devil's minion #devils minion #vc #tvc #court shenanigans #vampire chronicles #the vampire chronicles

[sky-neverending]

new chatfic chapter in the process

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Private Chat between ALightwood and HighWarlock

[12:37 A.M]

HighWarlock: I think

HighWarlock: i am in love

ALightwood: Oh?

HighWarlock: with Alexander Lightwood

ALightwood: Did you check the contact name before sending that?

HighWarlock: fuckkkk

HighWarlock: hii

ALightwood: Magnus, are you drunk?

HighWarlock: yep!

HighWarlock: also.

HighWarlock: Im iin love with you

HighWarlock: surprise!!!!

ALightwood: Magnus.

ALightwood: For both your sake and mine, go to bed.

ALightwood: We can talk in the morning.

HighWarlock: oh

HighWarlock: i’m an idiot

HighWarlock: why did ii even think i had a chance with you haha

ALightwood: Wait, that’s not what I said.

HighWarlock: night Alec.

ALightwood: Magnus, wait.

[read at 12:50 A.M]

#sky writes #shadowhunters #the shadowhuter chronicles #the mortal instruments #shadowhunters tv #magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters chatfic #chatfic #drunk confessions

[wannabecatwriter]

Harvey did invite her over "for drinks" but of course, this was an excuse for both of them and they really came back to his place to hook up.

There was no need to waste much time on dumb talk.

He wanted her, she wanted him, and Josie was tired of waiting. So was Harvey. He's been pretty stressed out lately, after all, and this was a great way to improve his mood.

And while it may have come as a surprise to some who knew him, Harvey was not a bad lover and definitely made Josie's night worthwhile.

#Sims3 #Chronicles of a Pessimist #Josie Henning #Harvey Gritton #Sims Stories #drunk sex tw

[translestatdl]

#im playing sims medieval and im drunk please advise #vampire chronicles #nicolas de lenfent #lestat de lioncourt #nickistat

[her-devils-advocate]

Val came home drunk after the night out with Tina and Verda, falling into Nate's arms with a giggle before unleashing the worst pun of her life onto him

Val: So since becoming vampires, I guess none of you need aids such as glasses or so

Nate: Yes, that would be correct, why?

Val: So that's why you can "see well"?

#♥. lucille #♥. valerie #the wayhaven chronicles #nate sewell #detective x nate #female detective x nate #sorry for how terrible this is but it has been sitting in my drafts for weeks now and popped into my head when I was drunk myself #which explains why the pun itself is horrible! #but i felt like it should be released #obviously this made a lot less sense in its original form when I was plastered #but i realised i should clean up the typos and all the grammatical errors at the very least...!

[secretsecretbunny]

Drinking wine and introducing my roommate to every BTS music video PLUS their solo videos. Boy is struggling. He is screaming. Anytime they make eye contact with the camera he's like "STOP!!!!!" and is an absolute flustered mess. Like, he only discovered that he's bi two days ago (thanks to Jimin) and I just showed him set me free pt. 2. Being evil is so fulfilling 😌

#bunny talks #someone talk to me im drunk #fave roommate chronicles

[dumplingsjinson]

Not him calling me baby girl skdkksks UH

and then telling me to “come back soon” (I’m in another state for a concert lmao) bc “he misses me so much” and we literally saw each other like… two days ago wjlxlsckks

#cat guy chronicles #love life rambles #personal #he was drunk and it was over text but ????

[carelessflower]

#alec lightwood #tsc #tmi #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #drunk alec either way he the cutest

[desertfangs]

Dead Drunk [AO3]

Armand/Daniel 5261 words Explicit but also fluffy and playful, you try to write Drunk Armand and get him to stop laughing

Apparently we're doing Smutty Saturday today here on armandblr, I don't know what happened.

This was an attempt to fill this prompt from the VCKinkMeme Blog wherein Daniel and Armand get vampire drunk in New Orleans and fool around.

Excerpt to entice you to read, I guess:

Before Armand could react, Daniel bolted, running across the street and past the group who had accidentally bumped into them just moments ago. It must have taken Armand a second to register what was happening because Daniel was a full block down the street before he heard Armand behind him. He started to make some quip about slow pokes when Armand barreled into him, pouncing on his back like a deranged jungle cat. 

Daniel flew forward, landing on the pavement so hard that if he’d been mortal, he’d definitely have broken a rib. The air was knocked from his dead lungs and he laughed silently, gasping for breath. Armand laughed too, the sound melodious and sensual, even as pain radiated through Daniel’s arms and chest.

Armand sat on his back, cracking up like it was the funniest thing he’d ever done. Some asshole walking by made a quip about idiot tourists and Daniel flipped him off.

He tried to stand but Armand held him down against the ground. “Let me up,” Daniel demanded.

“Perhaps,” Armand said. His fingers danced along the back of Daniel’s neck. Daniel’s cheeks burned as people stared at them, stepping around them to pass. Luckily this street wasn’t super crowded but they were getting plenty of strange looks. 

[Ao3]

#listen i couldn't resist getting them vampire drunk #the prompt was made for me #but i hope someone else tackles this prompt too because I'd love to see what other people do with it #daniel molloy #armand #armand/daniel #vampire daniel #post-canon shenanigans #daniel/armand #a/d #devil's minion #vckinkmeme #vc #vampire chronicles #turns out my kink is just them laughing together and having fun #my fic

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Puddleglum, held in the giant's fist, and vaguely kicking the air, did certainly look like a frog.

"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair" - C. S. Lewis

#book quotes #the chronicles of narnia #the silver chair #c s lewis #pauline baynes #giant #puddleglum #marsh wiggle #frog #undignified #drunk

[mikotyzini]

I don’t know why I’m posting so much...

Oh well.  Here’s more!

#rwby #white rose #weiss schnee #ruby rose #the drunk chronicles

[quemirabobo]

It's just wednesday and two doctors think I might have

A brand new autoimmune disease (you know, besides the thyroid one)

Polycystic ovary syndrome

A bad practice diagnosis (is that even a thing?) that she, the expert on the subject, agreed with for 22 years but now just blames the other doctor???

Can I have like, a break? Some chocolate? My college degree?? Any is fine

#like woman my mother explained the symptoms and what happened and you said 'oh yes this is an allergict reaction let's not vaccine her ever' #and now you're saying that it doesn't sounds like an allergic reaction????? NOW?? AFTER 22 YEARS????? #the other day with my best friend we read our chinese horoscope because why not and mine said that my health was going to be 'delicate' and #for fucks sake I'm starting to believe that thing wtf is going on #horoscope it's supposed to be funny thing you read or blame when you're bored or drunk not whatever it's going on #anyways I'm fine (? #chronicles of Yu's life