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elderslightlyevil · 3 months
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ISOBEL CAN EAT MY ASS! That bitch is a Cleric! SHE CAN TURN UNDEAD!
"OH NO!!! I am a Cleric of Selune, surrounded by winged UNDEAD intent on kidnapping me. IF ONLY I COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PREDICAMENT OTHER THAN CAST A LOW LEVEL HEALING SPELL ON MYSELF!"
And don't you "oh she used her Channel Divinity to maintain the shield dummy" me!
I have read the rules!!! I have played so much D&D that you would cower before me if you were introduced through BG3. THAT IS A DIVINE INTERVENTION CLEARLY! WHICH IS VERY DIFFERENT!!!
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maristad · 1 year
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Hi hello.
If you like shitty gaming that you can make fun of, I'm going to be streaming tonight whilst also getting intoxicated due to a tally count I did at work. 🙃
And I'm really bad at Destiny already so it's going to be a trip.
Twitch will be the place, I'm trying to work the details of how I'm getting my gaming pals' audio on there. But it's happening no matter what!
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avkamfher · 1 year
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DRUNK TF2 LETS GO!!!!!
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I just watched @alder-berry stick a hunk of pulled pork into his robe pocket while my husband yelled "Eat It" across the table at him.
They are drunk.
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zopsgameshit · 1 year
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Can't wait to try to play this drunk and promptly eat shit
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jzoner · 2 years
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After running the Praetorium one last time drunk we decided to run Cape Westwind drunk asf too...it did not go well lol
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malinaa · 4 months
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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just-phils-things · 1 year
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Watch "Drunken Fist #shorts #funnyvideo #funnygameplay #drunk #PlayStation #indiegames #comedyshorts #funny" on YouTube
Drunken Fist on #Playstation hilarious game 😂
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hpanimatedseries · 4 months
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I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.
So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.
But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.
Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?
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yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends
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hellenhighwater · 3 months
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anyways at the new years party i was at last night I found out that another guest is a full-time van traveller (does contract work so this is logical) and was parked outside, and, crucially, had a 19 week old black kitten in there
dear readers, i got into that van so fast. None of the stranger danger lessons stuck at all.
Sid the Kitten was a delight, and when I finally went back in the house and crashed on one of the couches, I was woken up at sunrise by my other friend's golden retriever, Zuko, who is remarkably polite but needs attention at all times.
And overall I'm counting it as a good omen for the coming year. May it be full of unexpected puppies and kittens.
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martyfive · 6 months
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don’t talk to me or my puppet son ever again
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quietgamelover · 2 years
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Ya’ll ever get the urge to assemble a group of friends, drink and play video games all night as everything gets progressively more chaotic in game, then vibe for the rest of the night in bed watching tv before crashing or that just me?
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geniepuppet · 1 year
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Made some edits because of the SUPER EXCITING week we're having!
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saucywendeee · 1 year
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👻🧼🍺
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midnakoopa · 7 months
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these are my cats i STILL don't have a problem
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