ISOBEL CAN EAT MY ASS! That bitch is a Cleric! SHE CAN TURN UNDEAD!
"OH NO!!! I am a Cleric of Selune, surrounded by winged UNDEAD intent on kidnapping me. IF ONLY I COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PREDICAMENT OTHER THAN CAST A LOW LEVEL HEALING SPELL ON MYSELF!"
And don't you "oh she used her Channel Divinity to maintain the shield dummy" me!
I have read the rules!!! I have played so much D&D that you would cower before me if you were introduced through BG3. THAT IS A DIVINE INTERVENTION CLEARLY! WHICH IS VERY DIFFERENT!!!
If you like shitty gaming that you can make fun of, I'm going to be streaming tonight whilst also getting intoxicated due to a tally count I did at work. 🙃
And I'm really bad at Destiny already so it's going to be a trip.
Twitch will be the place, I'm trying to work the details of how I'm getting my gaming pals' audio on there. But it's happening no matter what!
I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.
So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.
But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.
Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?
yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends
anyways at the new years party i was at last night I found out that another guest is a full-time van traveller (does contract work so this is logical) and was parked outside, and, crucially, had a 19 week old black kitten in there
dear readers, i got into that van so fast. None of the stranger danger lessons stuck at all.
Sid the Kitten was a delight, and when I finally went back in the house and crashed on one of the couches, I was woken up at sunrise by my other friend's golden retriever, Zuko, who is remarkably polite but needs attention at all times.
And overall I'm counting it as a good omen for the coming year. May it be full of unexpected puppies and kittens.
Ya’ll ever get the urge to assemble a group of friends, drink and play video games all night as everything gets progressively more chaotic in game, then vibe for the rest of the night in bed watching tv before crashing or that just me?