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twistedappletree · 8 months

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#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #drunk lan wangji #drunkji #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #wangxian #sorta #apple memes 🍎#my autistic king #twitter #sadderlizards

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wangxianficrecs · 29 days

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An Evening Well Spent by Admiranda

An Evening Well Spent

by Admiranda (@admirableadmiranda)

G, 2k, Wangxian

Summary:Jin Ling had hoped for a quiet evening in getting to visit with his uncles that he didn't get to see very often. Things went a bit awry. Kay's comments: Just a little post-canon fluff and Wangxian staying at Jinlintai and getting up to some shenanigans with Jin Ling feat. drunk Lan Wangji. Very cute, very funny, really enjoyed it!! Excerpt: He felt his face heat and scowled and ducked his head. “What's with you, Hanguang-jun?” he demanded, stepping out of head patting range before it could happen again. He looked helplessly at Wei Wuxian, who was being terrible and unhelpful by leaning on the wall and laughing. “Wei Wuxian? What's wrong with your husband?” Hanguang-jun, apparently uncaring of any insult only wandered back across the hall to pat Wei Wuxian on the head as well, as if he were worried he were feeling left out by only Jin Ling being tormented that way. “Wei Ying, the ponds.” “Yes, yes, the ponds,” Wei Wuxian said with an odd pinkness to his cheeks as Lan Wangji took one of his hands into his own, then pulled him across the hallway to grab Jin Ling's own hand before he could react, pulling the both of them along in the wrong direction again. “Lan Zhan, why don't you let Jin Ling lead?” Lan Wangji seemed to consider that for a moment then keep going. “Wei Wuxian,” he hissed under his breath, “what is going on?” His shishu made a half skip to keep up, looking utterly unfazed by the turn his evening had taken, “Lan Zhan was not looking at which cup he picked up at dinner and stole mine,” he said calmly, gently tugging on his arm to lead him in another direction at Jin Ling's nod. “So now the time for being drunk has arrived.”

pov jin ling, post-canon, family feels, families of choice, drunk lan wangji, drunken shenanigans, bonding, family bonding, fluff, fluff and humor, no angst

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jiaoji · 11 months

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I want LWJ to just explode when WWX does his 11929289128° cute thing in the day, so he justs drink whine to pass out so he can do nothing stupid

Cut to LWJ almost breaking WWX in a hug and WWX being a red mess because LWJ don't stop saying how the he's cute and beatifull, it turns worst when LWJ's impulsive thoughts just won and now he's biting WY cheeks

#mdzs #modaozushi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #drunk lan wangji

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momzawa-5 · 6 months

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One of my favorite drunk Lan Wangji moments has to be him SLAPPING THE GHOST GENERAL - not once, but TWICE - because he was seething with jealously over Wei Wuxian playing music for him.

The audacity of drunk Lan Wangji is truly unparalleled.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #drunk lan wangji #he’s so bitchy I love him #wei wuxian #lan zhan #wei ying #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

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shake-this-poet-out-of-the-beast · 1 year

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Grieving Wangji

TW: Self-harm

The thought of drunk Wangji punishing himself for not being able to save Wei Wuxian has haunted me since reading MDZS.

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rayan12sworld · 6 months

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(Drunk fanfics)

💠💙Advisable Lan rules and other shenanigans

By:apathyinreverie

Summary:

Maybe, Wei Ying thinks in exasperation, eyeing the utter chaos of the cheerfully chattering Lan contingent currently surrounding him. Maybe, that rule about no alcohol in the Cloud Recesses might just be a little more justified than I had admittedly assumed.

(Or, someone spikes the Lans’ tea during that Nighthunt at Phoenix Mountain. Some truths come out.)

Chapter:1/1

Words:4,253

Status:Completed

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💠💙🧡Call again

By:apathyinreverie

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“Brother?” Lan Zhan picks up the call, voice sleep-rough from being woken so late.

There is a pause.

“Well,” an unfamiliar voice replies, notably cheerful, though overloud and the slightest bit slurred in a way that identifies the speaker as likely not being entirely sober, perfectly matching the loud music and din of voices in the background. “Not quite, actually.”

(Or, Wei Ying meets a drunk Lan Xichen at a bar. They promptly devolve into being chaos gremlins together.)

Chapter:1/1

WWords:5,543

Status:Completed

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💠💙lan xichen

By:antebunny

Summary:

Wei Wuxian insists on throwing Lan Xichen a birthday party while at the Cloud Recesses. Lan Xichen accidentally gets drunk, and suddenly he has the best birthday present for his little brother, you don’t understand, Wangji is going to love it.

(Or rather, love him).

Chapter:1/1

Words:6,540

Status:Completed

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💠💙Big Brother Knows Best

By:Clarissa_23

Summary:

Jin Zixun tries to get Lan Wangji drunk by offering him a cup of wine. A drunk accidental time traveller Lan Xichen, however, has another idea

Chapter:1/1

Words:1,388

Status:Completed

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💠💙Big Brother 'drunkenly' fix things

By:Taekook9597WangXian

Summary:

I'm a time travel hoe, I'm a sucker for it so obviously this one is yet again another travelling through time story, however this one follows Lan XiChen from 5 years post canon going back to the past when leaders of different sects gathered to discuss WWX 's attack on qiongqi path killing multiple jin cultivators , freeing the remaining Wen then going and residing in the burial mounds.

And because Lan XiChen cannot take a rest, because Lans are weak to alcohol he goes back drunk and blabbers in front of everyone:

"WangJi, where's my nephew? did you and WuXian fight badly that he took A-Yuan and stormed to the burial mounds again? Brother, you can't do this."

Enter to find out more about this story in a better worded way

I wrote this instead of taking my nap so please kindly ignore grammar mistakes if you found them. Or correct them , no problem

Chapter 2/2

Words:2,659

Status:Completed

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💠🧡i know who i want to take me home

By:ScarlettStorm

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“Nice,” Drunk Man says, into the crook of his neck, and does nothing else. Wei Ying slowly relaxes, allows himself to pat Drunk Man between the shoulder blades, and sighs.

“Okay,” he says. “Glad you think so.”

Drunk Man does not respond. Wei Ying wonders if he went back to sleep, and then takes a further moment to wonder why this always happens to him, why he’s always the one helping a heartbroken twink sober up after a terrible night out or sitting on the curb with a sobbing teenager with a fake ID while they wait for her parents to come pick her up. If only he was as shitty a person as White Mike, he could be home asleep right now and this beautiful man would be passed out in a gutter and probably mugged. Wei Ying looks down at the drunk man on his shoulder, thinks about leaving him to fend for himself, and sighs. Nope. Not on his watch.

Or: A meet-cute at two in the morning.

Chapter:2/2

Words:16,693

Status:Completed

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#wangxian #wangxian recommendations #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #wangxian fanfic #ao3 recs #the untamed #mdzs fanfic rec #drunk lan wangji #drunk lan xichen #wangxian fic rec #i know who i want to take me home #Big Brother 'drunkenly' fix things #Big Brother Knows Best #💠💙lan xichen #Call again #Advisable Lan rules and other shenanigans

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shady-hut-builder · 1 year

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so i did not forget lwj's birthday at all

um here's a belated birthday picture of lwj holding some random jug, drawn with a free pen i got from a drug survey and some crappy coles highlighter pack that cost like, 6 dollars.

i hate my life *sobs*

#lwjs birthday #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #mdzs fanart #ugh #when you wish you had more than one shade of blue #he looks drunk #drunk lan wangji #either drunk or tired of living #honestly same #not everyone is as loaded as the jin clan

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jubileesstuff · 2 years

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Drunk LWJ tying WWX up and playing tag with him is the best part of the second book.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #its in chapter 9 of the second book (English version)#wwx #drunk lan wangji #lan zhan #wei Ying #wei wuxian #incorrect qoutes #correct qoutes #the untamed #mdzs

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th3-tr4sh-b0y · 2 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: MDZS, Mo Dao Zu Shi, Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Little Apple (Modao Zushi) Additional Tags: Drunk Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Drunken Shenanigans, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī is a Mess Summary:

Lan Wangji accidentally gets drunk, shenanigans ensue.

#fanfic #fanfiction #wangxian #Lan Wangji is a lightweight #lan wangji #wei wuixan #little apple #Drunk Lan Wangji #mdzs #mdzs fanfiction #hollis writes #meow

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saiaisaiko · 6 months

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Devotion of Love Chapter 5

For Halloween and the birthday of Wei Wuxian I thought I could give you all a present. Turns out the present is the fifth chapter of this fanfic. As always, I wish lots of fun while reading it. Or at least the emotion and goal you have in mind.

Content warning: Please be aware of the self-harm in this chapter. It may be canon, but this is more graphic than the canon I consumed as of now.

#mdzs #wei wuxian #writing #fanfic #lan wangji #drunk Lan Wangji #Healer!WWX #devotion of love #Halloween treat

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anyanary · 1 month

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Get your man Al Haitham 💪

#Lan Wangji type of drunk #in my head him and al haitham act the same when drunk #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin impact fanart #Haikaveh #kavehtham #al haitham #alhaitham #genshin alhaitham #genshin impact alhaitham #kaveh #genshin kaveh #genshin impact kaveh #alhaitham x kaveh #al haitham x kaveh

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rejectedfables · 8 months

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the scene where drunk Lan Wangji lays down to sleep and says "It's 9 o'clock" is funny because "haha he always goes to bed when it's 9 o'clock" but it's even funnier if drunk Wangji interpreted "I'm going to bed" as "that must mean it's 9 o'clock" when it's actually like 2:13am or something. Drunk Wangji claiming it's 9 o'clock with FULL conviction as he goes to bed, no matter what time it actually is, because if he's going to bed that must mean it's 9 o'clock. And Wei Wuxian PISSING himself struggling to contain his laughter

#Mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #wangxien #lan wangji #Drunk wangji #Lwj #Lan wanji #wei wuxian #Lan zhan #wei ying

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wangxianficrecs · 5 months

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Inherited Prohibition by adrian_kres

Inherited Prohibition

by adrian_kres (@bichen-suibian)

M, 6k, Wangxian

Summary: Wei Ying wakes up alone in bed after he sleeps with Lan Zhan for the first time. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Kay's comments: In which Wei Wuxian is hit with some rejection sensitive dysphoria after he and Lan Wangji spent a night together only for Lan Wangji to disappear in the morning. I'm so weak for this story, because ADHD Wei Wuxian lives rent-free in my head and I wish we had more stories where RSD plays a role, especially considering young Wangxian's misunderstandings. Also featuring good siblings Jiang Yanli and Jiang Cheng, who look out for Wei Wuxian and take care of him. Excerpt: Wei Ying sits up, tangled in the sheets, hair in disarray, and blinking at the sunlight. The happy feeling dwindles as he stares at his empty bed and the marks on his wrist from a now-gone Lan headband. Had it been a vivid, drunken hallucination? No. His clothes are still scattered on the floor and his outer robe is still torn at one sleeve. There are empty bottles of Emperor’s Smile on the ground and the low table is turned on its end from where they’d lost their balance… He stares at the mess and the mess stares back, pushing at his stomach until it sinks so low it carves out a hollow, dragging the warmth from his body until he pulls his knees to his chest in a futile attempt to preserve it. His happiness disappears like smoke, leaving behind a charred, dirty shell. Lan Zhan promised to be here when Wei Ying woke, said he couldn’t live without him anymore. So why is he not here? He’d expected Lan Zhan would be out of bed but not out of the room. There must be an explanation. Wei Ying had woken up earlier than normal. Perhaps Lan Zhan had gone to the jingshi for clean clothes, or something? After an hour goes by with Wei Ying staring at the door that never opens, it becomes clear Lan Zhan is not going to return. Betrayal feels secondary, mostly Wei Ying feels confused and sad.

pov wei wuxian, canon divergence, getting together, wei wuxian has adhd, rejection sensitive dysphoria, angst with a happy ending, emtional hurt/comfort, drunk lan wangji, alcohol, friends to lovers, miscommunication, no sunshot campaign, good sibling jiang cheng, good sibling jiang yanli, lan wangji/wei wuxian get a happy ending

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