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faememes · 1 year
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Send 🍾 + a question for my muse to answer your question while drunk.
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sketchyelvenasss · 7 months
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Lox: I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Astarion: You were flirting with me the entire time, darling.
Lox: What’s unusual about that?
Astarion: You asked if I had a boyfriend and began to pout when I said, I did.
Lox: Oh… maybe I was a little drunk then.
*And then they kiss*
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miss-apparition · 15 days
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Bruh I’ve had 3 mikes harder lemonades and I can’t play a video game without being like “ huh”?! lol!!!
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cicaklah · 3 months
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Your favourite letter of the alphabet? You can only choose one.
Elon musk has ruined liking the letter x so Im going with R.
But here's my favourite stupid joke:
What's a pirates favourite programming language?
He uses R, but his first love is the C.
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🍺+ "So why do all mages have big hats? Is it a rule???"
Send 🍺+ a question and my muse will answer drunk! ═══ CANON VERSE ═══
The man hiccups as he sets down his drink, he seems quite a bit livelier as of recent, perhaps a symptom of setting aside more of his nefarious actions, and a sweet trickling laugh leaves him. He slaps his hand upon Akio's shoulder before shockingly he rips off his hat and places it firmly upon his friend's head - perhaps the only individual to ever receive such a blessing!
"Mmmmmmmmmmm, I just have one because IIIIIIIIIIII...uh...commissioned someone to make it for me! I think--A friend, yes! A friend!"
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🍾 + what’s your happiest memory?
Send 🍾 + a question for my muse to answer your question while drunk.
Niragi was not usually a sentimental man. Sentimental feelings were used against people in the games, and that led to death or excruciating pain. Still, the lack of inhibitions let him acknowledge some happy memory. His happiest. "Being made Aguni's second." The trust, the fact Aguni saw enough potential in him, the power... they were all things he'd never felt before.
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crybaby-tarnished · 2 years
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☠ - allknowingofnir
Fyra notices him, and narrows her eyes in the slyest cat like grin, tan face flushing red. "C'mere for a second."
When he complies, she leans in and whispers in his ear the raunchiest things she can think of, all in an uncontained accent, before pulling away and giggling, giving his nose a soft poke.
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what-marsha-eats · 5 months
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your-sweet-cookie · 1 year
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Hi Kukki~! 🍷
-Kuina
Drunk muse meme
"Kuina babe!" Kukki stumbled on her feet in her happy drunk daze and came to greet her best friend, Kuina, with a big warm hug. "S-So happy to see you here! Wanna join me, N-Narumi and H-Hini for a fun game? W-We're playing 'never have I ever'." The young woman continues, her ramble revealing also the reason for her drunken state.
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evercelle · 9 months
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honkai star rail version 1.2
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auburnandamberangel · 2 years
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Continued from here @thevampiremariusderomanus
Armand studied Marius' face, reading so much there. After all how could his maker hide anything from this close a vigil, those blue eyes drinking him in just as his brown orbs fuelled by the blood alcohol did. The starry eyed gaze he craved far more than he'd ever admit. A stare of adoration that didn't find him wanting. Or atleast that's what he let himself believe once more. Both of them disarmed in a way. Not expecting a real reply to his question, he wasn't that drunk...yet. "More in general then."
The accompanying smile warming him like the sun, not reading anything other than the fact Marius possibly found himself sweet right now. Nothing to ride rancour, too intoxicated to be vexed. A cherub in this moment by name and nature. If cherubs had histories of ritual massacre and minds like a man trap. The touches up his back, concentrating on that spot between his shoulders welcome. Armands hand still snuck in between buttons moved lightly in time with Marius' caresses. Small circles with delicate ringed fingers on that fine chest.
"More drink and questions with it?" Watching his maker hold the bottle. "Necking." He said suddenly. "-from the bottle." Armand added with glee in his voice, how very uncouth of the elder. How typical he would make the meaning a double entendre. Feeling a blush to his cheeks.
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kazscrows · 1 year
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Nobody:
Kaz Brekker:
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cicaklah · 3 months
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ehhhh would you visit canada even if you could not attend a hawk show
I would visit Canada and might even be planning to do so this year!!! Hawksley better watch out I'm coming for his tomatoes.
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🍺 " ya actually enjoy havin' me around. don't'cha? "
Send 🍺+ a question and my muse will answer drunk! ═══ MODERN VERSE ═══
"Mmmmm~ You sly dog, trying to get me to monologue and say that I really care about you? I'm not SO gone as to admit that, Draven!" He laughed whimsically and tilted his head back, the room momentarily spun around him and he reached back over to steady himself. Robin blinked slowly, his face a delightful shade of red as he sipped his drink once more, only to be wildly disappointed when he found it to be empty.
Robin peered into the glass as if he couldn't see the lack of drink through the clear glass and ice,
"Need...I need more of that....Can you call Jeddddd? I miss him..."
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🍾Who do you like most from your circle?
Send 🍾 + a question for my muse to answer your question while drunk.
He hummed as he thought about it, taking a drink to buy more time. "While I respect him, Aguni is a bit like talking to a brick wall... Last Boss is amusing. Saiko is easy on the eyes."
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crybaby-tarnished · 2 years
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"How much..." She pauses, the word on the tip of her tongue. "Oh this is embarrassing iIknow this word... uh.... MILK. How much milk did you drink to get this tall?" She pauses, then blushes.
"Oh nooooo. I am sorry I forgot you forgot."
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