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scavengerssuccotash · 3 months

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Okay an ask: how are Nat and Clint when they’re drinking? Do they drink at all? Are either of them karaoke prone afterwards?

Depends on the company! And yes, they both drink. Sometimes as a coping mechanism for the shit they go through but most of the time as a way to relax in their down time.

If they are alone with just themselves with a bottle of top shelf vodka or whiskey between them they are SHAMELESS flirts. Truly a spectacular made of terrible one liners and raunchy jokes and sloppy wet kissing. Clint’s the one prone for belching out into song, Nat can count on both hands of how many times Clint’s just started drunkenly singing into her ear. She’ll giggle and slap his shoulder while remarking how horrible his singing voice is (it’s not, she’s just a brat. She secretly loves it!) Overall they are affectionate, funny and often find themselves slumped against each other on floor giggling.

If they have company, namely the Avengers, it’s a P-A-R-T-Y!

Many a times has Thor spiked the punch with something extra from Asgard. Clint once awoke in a bed (not his) without his pants, wet and strangely smelling of pickle juice. Which in hindsight was an atrocious combination for the nausea and hangover that soon followed. Nat on the other hand found herself in the living room cuddling a shirtless Pepper with a half eaten burrito nestled between them. To this day neither knows who ordered the burrito but Nat swears up and down it was placed there for blackmail purposes. (Her bet is on Tony, Pepper thinks it was Clint) The resulting photos of this wild party nearly ended up on TMZ’s desk, but was thankfully apprehended by Steve thus saving the them from a possible PR nightmare.

Since this fateful night both Steve and Clint guard the punchbowl from Thor and Jarvis cuts outside communication for a proverbial cone of silence around Avenger’s Tower. All food delivery requests are submitted ahead of time and submitted by Jarvis. The local pizza delivery guy Thomas Heckum is a personal favorite and has some really wild stories to tell, but of course he’s paid for silence.

(This was so fun to imagine I might actually have to fic this! 😂)

Thanks so much for asking babes! 🍪🍪

As PS for you: Once Bucky joins the team a spun bottle ended the night with a hot and heavy make out between Clint and Bucky, Nat was extremely surprised and a bit flustered. 😉 That one was just for you.

Oh and Bruce ended up on the roof without pants screaming “I’m King Kong bitches!”

Clint took a video and he teases him about it to this day!