#drunk parents

[rosalie-starfall]

I am Salma Fucking Hayek!

Dyslexic and has combined type ADHD

Was sent to boarding school in Grand Coteau, Louisiana at age 12, but was soon sent back home after getting into trouble for frequently terrorizing the nuns.

#Salma Hayek #Black Mirror #Joan is Aweful #Dogma #serendipity #Bandidas #Sara Sandoval #Eternals #Ajak #30 Rock #Elisa Padriera #Drunk Parents #Nancy Teagarten #Frida #Frida Kahlo #Magic Mike's Last Dance #Maxandra Mendoza #Wild Wild West #Rita Escobar #I am Salma Fucking Hayek! #my gifs #Actresses : Salma Hayek #the facts that she is dyslexic #has ADHD #and was sent home from boarding school for terrorizing the nuns #she is my hero #and I Love her #Salma Hayek Pinault

[whybewally]

Flashback to when my mom and dad and their friends were having a dinner party at our house and all got really drunk and started throwing pickles near my cat to see if it’d scare him like it does those like 5 cats on the internet he instead of being scared just sat and look at them and their drunk asses thought it was the funniest thing ever.

#cats #drunk parents #pickle #silly

[wallflowerglitter]

“Aaaahh, what a beautiful street, do you have raccoons?”

- “sporadically.”

“I love them.”

#drunk parents #so fucking relatable #I adore raccoons

[tctmp]

Drunk Parents: Directed by Fred Wolf. With Alec Baldwin, Salma Hayek, Jim Gaffigan, Joe Manganiello. Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.

#drunk parents

[nelkcats]

The Fenton "Boor"

The Fentons have always been famous for their legal sale of weapons, usually based on ectoplasm and used to hunt ghosts. That's where they got most of their funds, whether it was to finance new inventions, their laboratory, or their children's education.

The problem began when they found out that Phantom was their son. Because of that revelation they accepted that they couldn't continue on the "weapon creator" path, how could they continue to create and sell weapons that help hunt down their baby? Even if they didn't trust all the ghosts Danny changed their perspective of the Infinite Realms and they were more or less at peace.

That is why they debated for hours on what to do to make money again, until they noticed something curious: Most of the people in Amity couldn't get drunk. It was a silly thing to focus on, but thanks to a quick investigation they noticed that after the portal opened no one had made it.

That's the reason they created a new brand of beer "Boor", which affected both ghosts and humans contaminated with ectoplasm. Their business quickly became a success and the beer was exported elsewhere (with many care and prevention labels).

When Jason Todd noticed "Boor" on the shelf at the bar he frequented, he snorted. The beer had a small ghost on the bottle, which caught his attention, he ordered it out of curiosity and when the waiter told him that the brand claimed "the product was capable of making even the dead drunk" Jason almost laughed.

Big was his surprise the next day when he woke up on one of Gotham's rooftops with a severe hangover. He had at least 8 missed calls from Nightwing and a bottle with a cartoon ghost in his hand.

#dpxdc #The Fentons created a beer #Jack wanted to call it Fenton beer #Danny didn't agree with that #Boor is not better but it stayed like that #dp x dc #dc x dp #The product is safe for most humans #and extremely effective with people that died before #Jason is excited #he couldn't get drunk since his death #The JL is curious because it works on most of them #even Flash #The Fentons created the beer mostly because Danny was complaining about being unable to do most things normal people could do #like getting drunk #because of his half ghost metabolism #he was sad about that #His parents helped #Danny is older here #stil living in Amity tho #Jason will track the boor creators later

[mihaliakmczeal0]

#i was drunk #deutsch #dude #eos 700d #midriff #1910s #parenting #shjo

[stevethehairington]

everyone i see saying "omg oliver really said eat the rich!!!1!111!!!!" are COMPLETELY missing the point of that movie. it was not an "eat the rich movie", it wasn't about class in that sense AT ALL. it was very much about desire and obsession and consumption. not class!!

#saltburn #sure class plays a small role in it #but its literally revealed that oliver ISNT poor he isnt living a bad life in a bad home in wanting conditions #he has a middle class family that seems fairly stable financially #he literally makes up all the stuff about having terrible parents who were neglectful and drunk all the time #so it really is not about him infiltrating this family to steal their money and property #not at all!!!!! #yeah he becomes obsessed with a boy from a rich family but it is not BECAUSE he is rich #that has nothing to do with it!! #and people who look at this film and only see it as an 'eat the rich' movie are doing it a GREAT disservice #they are fundamentally misunderstanding it

[assiraphales]

fuck it. fantasy old western au where zoro is a bounty hunter chasing down outlaws & pisses off the wrong sheriff at a saloon (axe hand morgan). he’s sent to the stocks, hours from dying from heat exhaustion under the hot desert sun, when young upstart monkey d luffy (in search of a stockpile of hidden gold that infamous outlaw gol d roger hid in the mountains) enters the scene guns literally a blazing

#zolu #one piece #I’m in arizona rn on a trip and I’m feeling inspired lmaoooooo #the outlaws are still themed like buggy still wears clown make up just vintage styled #nami is a bartender who swindles unsuspecting drunks. dreams of mapping the country and going to the west coast #sanji cooks in an abandoned train that zeff converted into a restaurant but he dreams of accessing spices and veg he can’t get in the deser #usopp lives in a mining town and kayas parents own the mine #there’s a bit of magic nothing as crazy as the devil fruit powers but there’s ghosts who roam #Native American mythos heavily influences the lore #monsters are real (the sheriffs are supposed to protect the town) #I could go on but I won’t lol

[zivazivc]

For those of you wondering about Les's mysterious younger sibling. It's Hed, he's the little brother.

They share a mom who was a rock troll. Les's dad is funk, and Hed's dad is rock, but he lived in Vibe City since very young so he's also basically mixed genre like his bro.

In the second pic he's singing/rapping Tastes Just Like Chicken by Scatterbrain. I feel like this is the kind of music he would make when younger.

and bonus: meet the nominees for the worst parents award

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #ex bandmates #my art #I feel like trolls' music genres are based in their genes (race) #but are also an amalgamation of their upbringing. culture. and perhaps even gender (🤔) #like it's an integral part of their self expression that they can't live happily without #and like all those things many have a clear relationship with it while with some it's not so cut-and-dried #and they need a while to figure it all out #I chose the parents genres solely based on what the brothers' genres derive from irl because I'm a little obsessed with the little details #they are also whatever is the troll equivalent of potheads and crackheads. also drunks... #also just awful trolls all around #the brothers really hit a jackpot with them #trolls oc #les #hed

[maeo-png]

I really hope Marceline has some kind of negative reaction to everyone encouraging Simon to put the crown back on again. maybe she panics and worries if “Ice King” has forgotten her again.

#like #an adult child watching their parent relapse into substance abuse because their friends said ‘but drunk/high you is so fun!’ #as if it didn’t negatively effect the kids childhood #the crown during Simon & Marcy/any apocalypse flashback is much more fitting to substance abuse than alzheimers or degenerative diseases #e.g marcy telling simon to not put the crown on. that it scares her. #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna & cake #simon petrikov #marceline

[bobbinalong]

Drawing them with a baby yesterday made me think about if I thought Prestonbart would have kids and the answer is not necessarily but IF they were to have a kid, it would be in this sort of constellation. Carol decides to have a kid, asks Bart and/or Preston to be a known donor, they discuss this with each other and eventually decide yeah, a kid sounds rad, but they'd like to be properly involved, as dads not just fun uncles. So -- et voilà -- three parent family. Also, the free space in this image bothers me immensely.

#dc #dc comics #fanart #bobbinart #carol bucklen #preston lindsay #bart allen #prestonbart #this is today's prestonbart drawing this took me an embarrassing amount of time #carol&preston&bart #oc max bucklen #i suppose #i don't think i'm ever gonna draw them again but who knows #also it's clear enough i think but i do feel the need to re-iterate that carol's not a surrogate or whatever #she's max' mom. they're all equal parents #also bart and carol have drunk from the fountain of youth they always have baby faces #preston looks like his dad with his mom's hair

[munsonfamilyband]

I’m obsessing over Steve and Chrissy being cousins lately. Imagine the potential Shenanigans it presents. For example (most of this is not canon compliant):

Eddie and Chrissy are friends and Steve has a crush on Eddie (this would be post fall from grace for Steve). Eddie complains about Steve all the time because he doesn’t actually know him and Chrissy was sworn to secrecy by Steve so she can’t tell him anything about him, let alone that he’s her cousin.

Eddie finds out that they’re cousins when he and Chrissy are at her house (her parents are like Steve’s and are out of town a lot). They’re hanging out in her living room and he leaves to go to the bathroom but when he comes back, Steve is laying on the couch with his head in Chrissy’s lap talking about a fight he got in with his dad.

Eddie freaks out because “why tf is king Steve here?” and Steve freaks out because “oh god Eddie is here and now he’s seen me all vulnerable” so now Chrissy has to explain that Steve is her cousin and his dad is a POS like hers so they have an open door policy for each other

After that Eddie starts seeing Steve more and slowly learning that he’s not an asshole anymore. It helps that it seems like they aren’t trying to avoid him seeing them together anymore (Chrissy had been telling Steve whenever Eddie would be over so that he wouldn’t run into him).

Some memorable moments for Eddie are: seeing Steve baking with Chrissy with flour in his hair and then hearing Steve quietly explain that the cookies are low carb so that she won’t feel as bad about eating them (both of their mom’s are obsessed with physical appearance so Steve learned a lot of recipes that make them feel less like shit when they eat them), Steve braiding Chrissy’s hair while she complains about how Jason won’t leave her alone despite having broken up with him months ago and Steve offering casual as can be to key his car

As they get more comfortable around each other Eddie gets more and more hints that Steve may not be straight, but he refuses to acknowledge it for a while because then he would have to think about how he feels when Steve is around. He sees Steve let Chrissy practice make up and nail painting on him, most memorably he sees Steve squeeze his hips into Chrissy’s teeny cheer skirt that barely covers his ass, he hears him comment on men in movies, he sees how he reacts when Chrissy talks about the cute girl from marching band who talks a lot and Chrissy wants to kiss.

It goes on like this for a long time, Eddie getting closer to Steve to the point that they hang out without Chrissy, but neither of them do anything about their mutual attraction. Steve ends up getting a job at the mall and his new coworker is the band girl that Chrissy has a crush on, so Robin starts hanging around them as well.

It all comes to an end when the four of them get drunk at Steve’s house that summer and decide to play truth or dare. Steve gets asked by Robin if he likes anyone and he says yes but refuses to elaborate but when Chrissy gets asked who Steve likes, because she’s been drinking and had at least one joint, just tells the truth and says that Steve has had a crush on Eddie since he was 16. It’s silent for a bit before Chrissy turns to Eddie and asks him truth or dare, he says dare because no way is he admitting to anything, but then Chrissy dares him to kiss the boy he’s been crushing on for months and now Steve is staring at Eddie in shock. Eddie doesn’t even remember moving but suddenly Steve is in his lap and they’re making out in the grass of his backyard.

Chrissy decides to go for it and kisses Robin who freaks out before Chrissy kisses her again to stop her rambling

The four of them become a mysterious pack of friends who are clearly dating in some way but no one can actually tell who is dating who, especially with how few people actually know that Steve and Chrissy are related.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #platonic stobin #chrissy and steve are cousins and I love them #platonic eddie and chrissy Supremacy #love Steve and Chrissy with shitty parents who lean on each other to cope #chrissy when drunk becomes the most confident person ever

[bulkhummus]

happy new years from the town where time doesnt exist

[ID: Night Vale fanart of Esteban, Cecil, and Carlos sitting together on a couch for New Years. Cecil has his arms around the other two, who are sleeping, and is smiling fondly at them. The top set of Cecil’s eyes are looking at Esteban, and the bottom set are looking at Carlos. End ID]

@princess-of-purple-prose — thanks for the ID!

#a really quick and messy drawinf to finish out the year <3 #i has two big drinks and im drunk laying on my couch <3 #i did this drawing earlier so its ok #i just wanted to draw the. zonked out before the ball even drops #parents of a toddler vibes etc etc #wtnv #welcome to night vale #happy new year #carlos the scientist #cecil palmer #esteban wtnv

[drawthething]

What I think their date in The Unatural was like

(I wanna draw them holding hands but I also wanna draw something dumb)

#is this the 13 year old equilavent of 'taking your drunk girlfriend home to her parents'? #it ain't funny j-ju was traumatized #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #bob's burgers #tina belcher #jimmy pesto jr #tinimmy

[nelkcats]

Alert: Parents Missing

Madeline "Maddie" Fenton's first pregnancy was difficult. She had so many complications that at times she swore she would lose the baby but Jazz was a miracle. And she was born despite everything, which made the Fentons happy.

However, as the years passed, the Fentons wished another child. They felt that something was missing, but they knew that Maddie could not go through with a second pregnancy. However they were still scientists, and that complications wouldn't stop them.

They decided to have a second child, created in their lab but they mistook their DNA samples for some others they had in the lab. They weren't quite sure Danny was genetically their son but they loved him all the same.

Until they told the story to his son and Danny began his own mission "Find his biological parents". He just hoped that Vlad wasn't an option.

Although he didn't expect superheroes in the Justice League, Gods and John Constantine to be among the options, where the hell did his parents got that samples?

#dpxdc #Maddie had a difficult pregnancy #Jazz was born like a miracle #but the Fentons knew they couldn't have a second baby #however they always wanted two kids #and since they were scientists #they created their own solution #Danny is a tube baby made with ectoplasm and DNA samples #dp x dc #dc x dp #Don't ask where they get their samples #Jack and Maddie have their methods #maybe they were drunk #maybe not #Danny just want to know who are his parents #Jazz is having fun in the background

[jorrated]

dads should not be allowed to make drinks

#visited my parents and my dad was like #hey i wanna try making a drink #do u want one? #and i was like sure slay dad #the drink was long islang iced tea and he made TOO STRONG #but it didnt taste like alcohol #cue to me having to sleep on the couch after 3 drinks cause i was off my ass drunk #STOP MAKING ALCOHOLIC DRINKS NOT TASTE LIKE ALCOHOL AAAAAAAAAAAA #thats how i gauge how strong they are!!!!!!! #i hauve a headache </3