Kari Faux - DRUNK WORDS, SOBER THOUGHTS / REAL B*TCHES DON’T DIE!
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"Let's take our shirts off and kiss!"
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the fact that chris colfer didnt earn an emmy for the amount of cunt he served early season 4 is truly one of the most homophobic things to ever happen in history of humanity….
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i forgot that eddie yelled "lets take our shirts off and kiss" while arm wrestling richie
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Screaming, crying, throwing up about Ben Chilwell 😭😭😭
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if drunk words are sober thoughts, are drunk actions sober wants?? just tell me pls
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This Thanksgiving I am thankful for fat and hairy men 🫡
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hiiii I just wanted to say you're so lovely and sweet and I always I've seeing you on my dash I hope you have a great day!!!💖💖💖
oh my godddd i’m gonna cry this made my ENTIRE day you are so kind and incredible and i love seeing you on my dash sm whether you’re being hot or horny or funny or deep or just talking shit you are always so real and i love that abt you sm 💓💕🥹🥹🥹
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hockey talk like coffee talk but instead i just talk about how attractive i think nico hischier is
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I was supposed to be over you by now
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“Drunk words are sober thoughts” fym my mother wants me dead and genuinely believes that no one could ever care about me??? Wdym she wants me to kms??
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When the girl who I crushed on for like a good 8 months and finally got over maybe 2 months ago cornered me on a night out and said if it wasn’t for her bf she’d be with me 🤘🤘🤘🤘
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he told me he had a new girlfriend and all i could do was wondering why i’m good enough to fuck but never enough to date
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