my best friend really likes wilbur's look after ressurection so i was inspired to draw revived!sweater duo. they both are so fun to draw, my two favorite white dilfs
hi love <3 thinking about being a good house wife for jschlatt <3333 all the feminism leaving my body rn
star ml you are so real for this... this is a good fic idea... SHOULD I WRITE A SMUTSHOT??
anyways maybe i will but for nows headcanons mwah
- cooking things for him while he is recording/streaming, bringing them in to surprise him
- he buys you cute aprons as gifts, sometimes they'll have cute engravings like "jay's wifey" or "jay's fucking property"
- if you take extra time to clean or organize a specific area, he DEFINITELY notices. his eyes will light up as he pulls you in for a kiss
"you did such a good job, baby!"
- takes you out for dinner after a long day of spring cleaning, or other housework
- in addition to you being a good housewife, he'll do his best to help out. sometimes you'll walk in to find him folding clothes you were in the middle of doing, or maybe he serves you breakfast in bed.
- had to do one horny one
- bends you over the counter while you're in the middle of cooking/cleaning
"jay... the food..."
"shh, sweetheart. be a good girl and let me fuck you, hmm?"
Tubbo: We are figuring out who the mole is, Technoblade.
Techno: I bet it’s JSchlatt.
Tubbo and Quackity:
Tubbo: He is not on our side Technoblade.
Quackity: What are you talk-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I bet it’s JSchlatt”!?
Old clip from November 16th’s “Quackity Goes to War Against JSchlatt” stream: featuring Technoblade having a very serious debate with Tubbo and Quackity explaining how JSchlatt is, somehow, secretly on their side.
As much as I’d like to believe Wilbur is a non kinky person (idk why) I saw this edit and it was like “you like that” “Hmmm” like those edits and oml so here is some ppl choking you 😉😉😉
•Wilbur
He’d wrap his hands around your throat lightly but firmly, like blocking your airways a bit. He’d probs be topping while doing this so I’d imagine him taking a hand off your throat to move hair out of his eyes so he can see the look on your face or to move your hair off your neck/chest so he can leave hickeys he doesn’t make them to noticeable just to spare the teasing of his friends. Speaking of teasing I’d feel like he’d tease you in the beginning by edging you
•quackity
He’d wrap one hand around your neck lightly while fucking you, hed sloppily kiss you and like leave very VERY noticeable hickeys on your neck, like wil he’d also tease you but instead of edging before actually putting it in he’d pull out mid “coitus” and make you beg.
•schlatt
Fucking daddy dom dude he’d be spitting in your mouth and using both hands each to choke you with while fucking pounding you. He’d definitely degrade you and maybe? Maybe knife play if he knows your ok with it.
does anyone remember that theory someone made that the book c!dream made a deal with schlatt for was the script for the lore. and that's why he became so obsessed with narratives and main characters or whatever, he knew that he wasnt the main character of the story and that tommy was