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hopalongfairywren · 2 months
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mossrockpog · 2 years
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[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.
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Post 1:
Technoblade: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
Post 2:
A series of texts between Wilbur (revived) and Quackity.
Quackity: I could strangle you
Wilbur: You aren't tall enough
Quackity: You've sunk low enough for me to reach
Post 3:
Tommyinnit: Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit
Post 4:
Tommyinnit: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Alivebur: Killed without hesitation
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Ranboo: it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap
Ranboo, but the icon for his post has been changed to a bald version of his skin:
Waiter: enjoy your meal!
Me: you too *becomes instantly bald*
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Technoblade, with a picture of Wilbur off to the side: Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1 am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
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Slimecicle: this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out anytime soon!
A star review image with 4 stars filled in is pictured below his review.
Post 8:
Pogtopia Wilbur: like half my personality is just symptoms
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bluerasbunny · 8 months
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this came to me in a dream
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theminecraftbox · 1 year
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vestathenervous · 5 months
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Let's celebrate November 16th with some old funny dsmp pics that I found on my phone
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medium-kat07 · 2 years
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*grabbing cc!Quackity by the throat* I know what you did
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amethystpittman · 7 months
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YES WE CAN. MATH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, SO DON'T OUR COLLECTIVE DADDY ISSUES AND TRAUMA
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lilyminer · 2 years
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In my mind c!Quackity is still engaged to 4 people and dating 2 more. I love all Quackity ships and thanks to both polyamory and denial they can all be true at the exact same time.
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nanamivnemesis · 6 months
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Philza fucking Minecraft
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one-strugling-bean · 1 year
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(SPOILERS FOR EGG LORE FINALE)
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What do you mean, this is not how it went?
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call-me-apple · 2 years
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Tfw when you "yes, and" your way into a bit without considering the wider implications [clip]
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ladyddanger · 1 year
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DSMP MEMES AS TWEETS
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mossrockpog · 2 years
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I have so many of these
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Note: due to religious reasons, I cannot type swear words. Thus, said words are replaced in the ID.
[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.
Transcript:
Post 1:
Technoblade: "You're no better for resorting to violence" just say u got no hands and at this point you're too afraid to learn
Post 2:
A Twitter post. The name is listed, then the @.
Biggest man, @tommyinnit: went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster what the heck was that
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Dream: I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive attitude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.
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A reddit post to r/askreddit.
Question: What was the weirdest way you got into a relationship?
Tubbo: Tax evasion
Philza: Story, please?
Tubbo: No
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Ender particle: I'm not gay but... lightning mcqueen is kinda cute
Ranboo: can some of u just shut up
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Captain Puffy: I love u Carly Rae Jepson but the lyric "who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them" is an absolutely wild thing to say. are u gonna confiscate someone's eyeballs
Foolish: ur balls, hand em over 🔫
Foolish: I could've phrased this better
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Foolish: like who hasnt made a deal with a centuries-old entity of questionable moral standing and motives
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A Twitter post. The name is listed, then the @.
Boy liker, @ranboo: I don't understand people in horror movies like "uugghhhoho there's a scary guy after me!!!!" just turn around and kiss him bro what seems to be the problem
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jay-drinks-gasoline · 5 months
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murky-tannin · 1 year
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bookworm105616 · 4 months
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